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This joke was sent to me by Dave and Paul:

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing President Bush and tells him that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an ambush the previous night.

Bush puts his head in his hands and is obviously very distressed. His aides are a bit confused about why he’s taking this news so much to heart.

Then Bush finally lifts his head out of his hands and says, “So how many is a brazillion anyway?”

This little kid really wants to go to the zoo and pesters his parents about it for days. Eventually his mother persuades his reluctant father to take him. When they get back, his mother asks how it went.

“Great,” replies the little kid.

Worried that her husband might not have enjoyed it as much, the mother asks, “So you and your Dad had a good time then?”

“Yeah, Dad liked it a lot,” replies the kid, “Especially when one of the animals came home at 20 to 1.”

Q: What nationality is Mr Sheen?

A: Polish.

http://www.iansealy.com/r.pl/googlemapsfun

Surprisingly, the Shetland village on the map above doesn’t appear in The Even Deeper Meaning Of Liff.

I should probably acknowledge that I first used this on the Underscore mailing list.