TV Guide

08:15 Heir Hunters - Hunt/Webbe
The probate detectives continue the two-year search for the beneficiaries of mariner Josiah Webbe's £70,000 estate, a hunt that has so far stretched from the Caribbean to Wales. They also try to track down the identities of a man's parents.

09:00 Homes Under the Hammer - 46/80, series 16
Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a plot of land in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, a commercial unit in Queenborough, Kent, and a bungalow in Osset, West Yorkshire. They then follow each of the sales at auction and talk to the owners about their plans for the buildings.

10:00 Countryside 999 - 5/15, series 1
Rural paramedics navigate a treacherously icy route to reach a patient in need of treatment, while the severe weather leaves police facing chaos on the roads. Elsewhere, the Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew tries to reach a critically injured walker in the Lake District. Narrated by Ralph Ineson.

10:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Underground Pipes
Consumer expert Dominic Littlewood helps provide some much-needed answers for a couple who have been unable to determine the cause of their hazardous collapsing driveway, and tries to find out why they are getting little response from the company dealing with the case.

11:15 Bargain Hunt - Hungerford 14
Two teams search for bargain antiques in the historic town of Hungerford in Berkshire, with experts Colin Young and James Braxton on hand to offer advice and find purchases that could be profitable at auction. Tim Wonnacott uncovers some rare Americana.

12:00 BBC News; Weather

12:30 Regional News and Weather

12:45 Doctors - Mother's Choice
Chris helps a mother concerned about her child's treatment for chicken pox, but realises the woman is on the run from the police, frightened social services will take the youngster away. Meanwhile, an email from Howard causes a stir in the surgery, and Zara is embarrassed to discover she over-estimated her son's intelligence.

13:15 Wanted Down Under - Godfrey Family
Midwife Julie Godfrey and her family sample life in Perth, Australia, hoping a permanent move will enable them to spend more time together, as the demands of work often mean spending weeks away from one another in the UK.

14:00 Perfection - 17/60, series 3
Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game.

14:45 Escape to the Country - Shropshire
Alistair Appleton helps a couple with a generous budget of £700,000, to find their ideal property in Shropshire, but their dream home must also have enough space to accommodate a chocolate business. While in the county, Alistair visits a historic film set.

15:30 Flog It! - Nantwich
Kate Bliss and Will Axon value antiques at Nantwich Civic Hall in Cheshire, including a few familiar items. Meanwhile, Paul Martin visits pottery manufacturer Moorcroft to paint a vase, which he sends to auction for Children in Need.

16:15 Pointless - 11/70, series 6
Quiz show in which five pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize..

17:00 BBC News

17:30 Weather

17:30 South East Today

18:00 The One Show
The final show of the week, featuring the usual mix of celebrity guests and stories about people in extraordinary circumstances.

18:30 BBC News; Regional News

18:30 Nigel Slater's Dish of the Day - One Pan Wonders
The food writer demonstrates how sometimes simple cookery ideas are the best with clever recipes that make the most of his weekly shop but use just one pan. Dishes include herby artichoke stew, chicken in cider and compost crumble.

19:00 EastEnders - 4693
Carl is furious after being searched by the police and confronts Max, who denies any involvement. However, when Carl gets hold of his rival's mobile, he soon discovers the truth. Lauren confides in Joey and Whitney about almost falling off the wagon the previous night, but doesn't get the sympathetic reaction she expected. Fat Boy discovers that Tamwar likes Alice, so he, Poppy and Dot arrange a surprise romantic dinner for their friends, while Kat and Bianca go to the singles night in a bid to cheer themselves up.

19:30 Celebrity MasterChef - 9/18, series 8
The third quarter-final of the culinary contest sees the return of reigning champion Emma Kennedy and previous winners Phil Vickery (2011) and Lisa Faulkner (2010), who are helping to judge the contestants' efforts in their final challenge - to come up with what they hope will be a faultless two-course meal. There are only three left from the original quartet of Shane Lynch, Brian Capron, Shappi Khorsandi and Miranda Krestovnikoff. Which two will Gregg Wallace and John Torode be sending through to the final eight?

20:00 Big School - 1/6, series 1
Classroom comedy about a group of teachers who really should know better. David Walliams stars as uptight deputy head of chemistry Mr Church, who is about to resign from Greybridge School when he meets the attractive new French tutor Miss Postern. However, his chances of wooing her are threatened when laddish PE instructor Mr Gunn also makes a move on their colleague - so he takes advice from a pupil on how to succeed with women. Catherine Tate, Philip Glenister and Frances de la Tour co-star.

20:30 Mrs Brown's Boys - Mammy's Spell
A hypnotist is booked to provide the entertainment at the triplets' baptism - and Agnes soon finds herself under his spell. Meanwhile, the matriarch's kitchen is falling apart - but that turns out to be the least of her problems when son Mark delivers some heartbreaking news. Hit comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll as the foul-mouthed mother-of-six.

21:00 BBC News

21:25 National Lottery Update

21:25 Regional News and Weather

21:35 Would I Lie to You? - 5/9, series 6
Team captain David Mitchell is joined by TV presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Andy Hamilton, while his counterpart Lee Mack welcomes Dr Christian Jessen and EastEnder Diane Parish. Host Rob Brydon oversees proceedings on the comedy panel show as the contestants try to hoodwink their opponents with absurd facts and plausible lies about themselves.

22:05 Pramface - If You Cry, I'll Cry
Laura discovers that Jamie is going on a date, so arranges one of her own to prove she has also moved on. Mike is determined to change his body, but steroids and exercise regimens take their toll on his waistline and emotional state. Meanwhile, Keith is approached by a model agent who is interested in Emily. Comedy, starring Scarlett Alice Johnson and Dylan Edwards.

22:40 Adulthood Film (2008)
Sam Peel returns to his old neighbourhood after serving six years in prison for manslaughter, keen to put his violent past behind him. He is soon confronted with the consequences of his actions, including death threats against his family motivated by revenge for the man he killed. Drama sequel to Kidulthood, directed by

00:10 Weatherview

00:15 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus sports reports, weather forecasts and arts and entertainment features. Including NewsWatch at 7.45.

BBC2 South East

08:15 Saints and Scroungers - Olayeye/Emerson
A pair of benefit thieves are apprehended after amassing £150,000 by claiming for fictitious children and four properties. The presenter also meets a soldier with post-traumatic stress disorder who is trying to set up a charity to help others in the same situation.

09:00 Hebrides: Islands on the Edge - 2/4, series 1
The islands are hit by the biggest storm in living memory, leaving animals including white-tailed eagles, harbour seals, hares, pine martens and short-eared owls struggling to raise their young. As the wild weather finally passes and the seas warm, basking sharks arrive in the waters off the archipelago. Wildlife documentary, narrated by Ewan McGregor.

10:00 BBC News

10:30 BBC World News
The latest international headlines.

11:00 Wonder Man Film (1945)
Nightclub entertainer Buzzy Bellew witnesses a murder committed by gangster Ten Grand Jackson and is killed by two of his thugs. Buzzy comes back as a ghost and tries to persuade his bookish twin Edwin Dingle to avenge his death by helping the police catch Jackson. Comedy musical, starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Vera-Ellen, Donald Woods and Steve Cochran.

12:35 Weakest Link
Members of the public answer general knowledge questions as a team against the clock, hoping to build a stack of cash and avoid being declared the poorest player and voted out. .

13:20 Mastermind - Classic Mastermind
John Humphrys hosts the long-running quiz. Specialist subjects are the life and work of Hunter S Thompson, Gerry Anderson's Thunderbirds, the history of the Academy Awards and comedian Kenneth Williams. First shown in 2006.

13:50 The A to Z of TV Gardening - Letter W
Carol Kirkwood looks at subjects beginning with the letter W, continuing her alphabetical journey through the world of horticulture. Along the way, she gets inspiration and advice from some of the BBC's most popular gardening presenters.

14:35 Live Athletics

15:00 and men's long jump from
Further live coverage on day seven at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where double Olympic gold medallist and reigning world champion Mo Farah goes for gold in the 5,000m at

15:30 depending on the performances of Sophie Hitchon and Greg Rutherford in their respective qualifying rounds
Plus, medals will be won in the men's shot put from. Further live coverage on day seven at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where double Olympic gold medallist and reigning world champion Mo Farah goes for gold in the 5,000m at

16:10 and 4x400m relay at
Further live coverage on day seven at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where double Olympic gold medallist and reigning world champion Mo Farah goes for gold in the 5,000m at

16:45 There could also be British interest in the finals of the women's hammer throw from
Further live coverage on day seven at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where double Olympic gold medallist and reigning world champion Mo Farah goes for gold in the 5,000m at

17:15 With analysis by Michael Johnson, Paula Radcliffe, Colin Jackson and Denise Lewis
Further live coverage on day seven at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where double Olympic gold medallist and reigning world champion Mo Farah goes for gold in the 5,000m at

17:30 as well as the women's 200m at
Further live coverage on day seven at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where double Olympic gold medallist and reigning world champion Mo Farah goes for gold in the 5,000m at

18:00 Dragons' Den - 1/6, series 11
The return of the business ideas contest and there are two new Dragons joining the panel. Interior designer Kelly Hoppen and cloud-computing pioneer Piers Linney join Peter Jones, Deborah Meaden and Duncan Bannatyne to evaluate pitches from entrepreneurs, who now ascend to the Den in a lift. A former male stripper breaks down under pressure, and two British expats fly in from Australia to seek investment for their tanning range. Will anyone walk away with the Dragons' cash?

19:00 Mastermind - 2/31, series 11
John Humphrys invites four more contestants to take their place in the black chair. Their specialist subjects are Catherine Howard, the Green Lantern comics, the life and work of Robert Hooke and British Summer Olympic medallists from 1960 to 2008, before they each have two minutes to demonstrate their general knowledge.

19:30 Gardeners' World - 19
Monty Don reveals some of Longmeadow's late-summer highlights and plans ahead, propagating a range of favourite plants to guarantee a great display next year. Carol Klein celebrates the daylily, and there is a visit to an artist who has created a roof garden where creativity and colour collide.

20:00 The Burrowers: Animals Underground - 1/3, series 1
Chris Packham sheds light on the underground world of water voles, rabbits, badgers and moles, observing the animals using full-scale replicas of their subterranean homes - including the world's largest man-made rabbit warren. The naturalist investigates how they create their burrows, their breeding habits and the ways they give birth.

21:00 The Trip - Hipping Hall
Steve and Rob visit Hipping Hall near Kirkby Lonsdale in Cumbria as they continue their culinary tour of the north of England, and are joined for a meal by Steve's agent Emma and Spanish photographer Yolanda. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.

21:30 Weather

21:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events.

22:05 Telstar: the Joe Meek Story Film (2008)
Biopic of the influential 1960s record producer who became a success with a string of number-one hits, including the multi-million-selling Telstar, but was ultimately brought down by depression and paranoia as his volatile personality drove away those closest to him

00:00 David Starkey's Music & Monarchy - Crown & Choir
The author and broadcaster explores how the monarchy has shaped the history of British music, beginning by examining the stories of kings who were also composers - Henry V and Henry VIII. He also reveals how the military and religious ambitions of England made its music the envy of Europe, and investigates the lasting influence of Elizabeth I. The programme features performances recorded at King's College Cambridge, Canterbury Cathedral and Eton College.

01:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

BBC3

18:00 Doctor Who - The Power of Three
Earth is invaded by millions of sinister-looking black cubes - but what is their purpose and who sent them? To find out the Doctor is forced to play a waiting game, so moves in with Amy and Rory, but soon drives them up the wall. Steven Berkoff, Mark Williams and Jemma Redgrave guest star.

18:45 Robin Hood - The Sins of the Father
The Sheriff hires new tax collector Ruthless Rufus, who aims to prove his worth by terrorising Locksley village, but when the outlaws attempt to confront the new threat, they only succeed in getting Allan and Kate captured. In retaliation, Robin kidnaps his new enemy's son - then sets about finding his friends before Rufus carries out his threat to kill them at midday. Former Coronation Street actor Bill Ward guest stars.

19:30 The Hoff's Best Film Ever - The Best Dance Film Ever!
David Hasselhoff turns his attention to dance movies as he continues to run through the necessary ingredients for perfection in particular genres. He considers the functions of angry dancing and dance-offs in films such as Dirty Dancing, Billy Elliot, Footloose and Step Up. Featuring contributions by Russell Kane, Katherine Ryan, Craig Revel Horwood and Chris Martin.

20:00 Russell Howard's Good News - 10/12, series 7
The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether on TV, online or in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Plus stand-up performances from some rising stars of comedy.

20:30 Russell Howard's Good News - 11/12, series 7
The comedian presents a compilation episode featuring the current series' rising stand-up stars, including performances from Daniel Sloss, Mae Martin, Nathan Caton, Reggie Watts, Andrew Ryan, Glenn Wool and Marcel Lucont.

21:00 Live at the Apollo - 4/6, series 6
The comedy show from the Hammersmith Apollo, featuring performances by fellow stand-ups Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.

21:30 EastEnders - 4693
Carl is furious after being searched by the police and confronts Max, who denies any involvement. However, when Carl gets hold of his rival's mobile, he soon discovers the truth. Lauren confides in Joey and Whitney about almost falling off the wagon the previous night, but doesn't get the sympathetic reaction she expected. Fat Boy discovers that Tamwar likes Alice, so he, Poppy and Dot arrange a surprise romantic dinner for their friends, while Kat and Bianca go to the singles night in a bid to cheer themselves up.

22:00 Family Guy - Joe's Revenge
Bobby Briggs, the criminal who crippled Joe years before, breaks out of jail - but he does not bargain on the community's hostile reception, as Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Brian grows jealous when Lois gets a cat to look after.

22:25 Family Guy - Welcome Back, Carter
Peter discovers that Lois's dad Carter is having an affair and is forced to keep the dalliance a secret, but causes embarrassment by accidentally revealing the truth. In the aftermath, Lois's mother demands a divorce and Peter finds himself helping Carter adjust to life as a bachelor.

22:45 American Dad! - Phantom of the Telethon
Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to replace money lost in CIA budget cuts, but the spy takes all the credit for the idea, prompting his alien lodger to sabotage the event.

23:10 American Dad! - Chimdale
Steve suffers from back trouble and is forced to wear an unsightly brace. He refuses to attend school - until he discovers Stan has an embarrassing problem of his own. Meanwhile, Roger sneaks Hayley into a high-end spa, securing the attentions of an in-house detective.

23:30 Sweat the Small Stuff - 5/10, series 1
Nick Grimshaw, panellist Rochelle Humes and team captains Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin O'Doom are joined by former X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos, actor Danny Dyer and comedienne Katherine Ryan for the panel show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.

00:00 Boom Town - 1/6, series 1
Reality show, celebrating some of Britain's most eccentric people. In the first episode, Kev the white witch asks an estate agent to value his house, superheroes the Knight Warriors wait for a bus, Talina the temptress turns on the charm to get herself a free holiday and fashion designer Stella attempts to sell her intriguing dress design.

00:30 Live at the Electric - 7/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show featuring lothario Antonio sharing his theory on how to stimulate a woman's mind. Plus, Film Fizz's Chris Kendall goes head to head with Colin Firth and Marcel Lucont reveals his views on religion.

01:00 Badults - Girls
Tom tries to impress his mother by telling her he is engaged to Matthew's sister Rachel, but the plan backfires when she leaves her job to help him plan his big day, and his alleged fiancee arrives at the flat. Matthew is outraged until it is revealed he has a secret girlfriend in America, who believes it is Ben she is really in a relationship with. Comedy, starring Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry.

01:30 Shoplife - 3/6, series 1
Following the lives of young people employed at the Metrocentre in Gateshead, including drama graduate and confectionery shop worker Tom as he practises for the shopping mall's children's show The Metrognomes, in which he is the understudy for the lead role. Also featured is sales assistant David who must curb his partying or face losing his job, and hairdresser Emma who is inspired after attending a training day.

02:30 Sweat the Small Stuff - 5/10, series 1
Nick Grimshaw, panellist Rochelle Humes and team captains Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin O'Doom are joined by former X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos, actor Danny Dyer and comedienne Katherine Ryan for the panel show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.

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BBC4

18:00 World News Today
The day's leading stories.

18:30 Proms on Four: Friday Night at the Proms - Bach Oratorios
John Eliot Gardiner, a major exponent of Bach's music, conducts the Monteverdi Choir and English Baroque Soloists in two moving works - the Easter and Ascension oratorios - both of which are based on events in the life of Christ. The performances from London's Royal Albert Hall. Also available on BBC Red Button HD.

20:00 Punk Britannia - Pre-Punk 1972-1976
An insight into the musical landscape of the 1970s, exploring the development, influence and legacy of the punk genre, beginning with the rise of pub rock and the emergence of bands including Dr Feelgood, Ducks Deluxe and Kilburn & the High Roads. Featuring contributions by artists including Paul Weller, John Lydon, Mick Jones, Adam Ant and Wilko Johnson. Narrated by Peter Capaldi.

21:00 Punk Britannia - Punk 1976-1978
The documentary reaches the pinnacle of the punk era, 1976 to 1978, exploring how bands including the Sex Pistols and Buzzcocks helped spread the genre's popularity around the UK. The Roxy nightclub in London's Covent Garden proved a hotspot for bands including the Jam to gain support, but the Sex Pistols' split in 1978 proved a blow to the future of punk. With contributions by John Lydon, Mick Jones, Paul Weller and Siouxsie Sioux. Narrated by Peter Capaldi.

22:00 Punk Britannia - Post-Punk 1978-1981
An insight into the post-punk era between 1978 and 1981, when a new generation of artists emerged, inspired by the genre's rebellious nature. Gang of Four and Scritti Politti infused their music with radical politics, while the Pop Group adopted an anti-capitalist sentiment. Featuring contributions by John Lydon, Mark E Smith, Jerry Dammers and Peter Hook. Narrated by Peter Capaldi. Last in the series.

23:00 Punk Britannia at the BBC
A celebration of punk music from 1975 to 1981, featuring archive performances by British bands including Dr Feelgood, Eddie and the Hot Rods, Gang of Four, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, Joy Division, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Damned and Buzzcocks.

00:00 Evidently - John Cooper Clarke
A celebration of the Salford punk poet's life and work, with contributions from Bill Bailey, Plan B, Steve Coogan, Kate Nash, Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys, Miranda Sawyer and Paul Morley. The programme explores the contributions he has made to poetry, comedy and music, and how he has remained a significant influence on popular culture for four decades.

01:00 Blondie: One Way or Another
Profile of the pop group founded by singer Debbie Harry and guitarist Chris Stein, one of the world's most successful bands to be fronted by a woman, which first rose to fame in the mid-1970s. The programme features interviews with former members and fellow performers including Iggy Pop, Shirley Manson, Tommy Ramone, Chris Frantz and Tina Weymouth, who discuss Blondie's eclectic brand of music. Mark Radcliffe narrates.

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Channel 4

06:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things - Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall continues to demonstrate how to cook classic delicious dishes using just three main ingredients. Today's recipe uses pasta, fresh tomatoes and blue cheese.

06:10 According to Jim - The Ego Boost
Jim is convinced an old flame wants to get back together with him, but his ego is bruised when he discovers that it is actually Andy that she is interested in. Sitcom, starring James Belushi.

06:35 Will & Grace - Sour Balls
Jack and Will decide to buy a holiday home together in a new up-and-coming district, but discover the area is not as amenable to the gay community as they had imagined. American comedy, starring Eric McCormack and Sean Hayes.

07:00 Swimming - IPC Swimming World Championships 2013: Day Four
Highlights from day four of the International Paralympic Committee event at the Parc Jean Drapeau Aquatic Complex in Montreal, Canada. With poolside reports from Rachael Latham.

08:00 Frasier - The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
A convention brings Frasier's ex-wife Lilith to Seattle, but he discovers there is a hidden agenda behind her visit. Comedy, guest starring Bebe Neuwirth.

08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Sneeze
Ray is sneezed on at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him.

09:05 The Big Bang Theory - The Benefactor Factor
Leonard is forced to consider how far he is willing to push himself in the name of science when a wealthy benefactor makes an indecent proposal. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki (Arrested Development) and Joshua Malina (The West Wing).

09:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Cohabitation Formulation
Howard is torn between his relationship with Bernadette and pleasing his mother - and comes up with a solution that leaves everyone unsatisfied. Leonard rekindles his romance with Raj's sister Priya, while Amy uses Penny's emotions as the basis for a research project.

10:00 Undercover Boss USA - 6/9, series 1
Michael Rubin, CEO of software developer GSI Commerce, poses as an entry-level employee in a bid to find ways to make his business more efficient. However, he struggles to get to grips with the basics of customer service, mishandling a difficult client on the phone and even injuring a co-worker.

11:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.

11:05 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Cape Coral, Florida
Jonnie Irwin travels to Cape Coral in Florida, where he tries to help Tim Morris and his partner Elaine find their dream waterfront property on a budget of £300,000.

12:10 Please Sir! Film (1971)
A put-upon teacher at an inner-city secondary school struggles to cope with his disruptive pupils and tempts fate by taking them on a fortnight's trip to an outdoor pursuits centre. Big-screen version of the TV comedy, starring John Alderton, Deryck Guyler, Noel Howlett, Joan Sanderson and Richard Davies.

14:10 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game in Dictionary Corner.

15:00 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes containing as much as £250,000.

16:00 Come Dine with Me
Public relations worker Lucy Richmond competes against nightclub promoter Jay Paul, lorry driver Phil Whyte and fish-and-chip shop owner Beverley Rees for the £1,000 prize as a chaotic week of dinner parties takes place in Southampton. One contestant hopes to distract the guests with some flashy entertainment - but another host's lurid revelations put everyone off their food.

17:00 The Simpsons - Dude, Where's My Ranch?
The family spends Christmas on a ranch, where Lisa falls in love with an older boy, and Homer and Bart help locals protesting against a dam built by industrious beavers. Featuring the guest voices of David Byrne, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Andy Serkis.

17:30 Hollyoaks - 3670
John Paul discovers the truth about baby Matthew's paternity, Holly offers a helping hand to an old flame and Tilly makes a bold decision about her educational future. The Osbornes try to understand what drove Nancy to take such desperate action - but Sienna remains stubbornly silent about her role in the incident.

18:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:55 4thought.tv
Dee Hudson and husband Brian have their cat cremated, which they believe provides proper closure for them and a dignified end for the animal.

19:00 Four Rooms - 25/25, series 3
A rare printer's chest, a telegram about the sinking of the Titanic, a collection of Elton John's suits and a Thomas Weaver painting are among the items offered to dealers Shaun Clarkson, Tom Bolt, Wendy Meakin and Maurice Amdur, as members of the public try to sell their valuables for potentially life-changing sums of money. .

20:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - 4/4, series 2
Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show's version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by guests Sarah Millican and Chris Ramsey. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with comedy hip-hop act Abandoman, while Rachel Riley provides the letters and numbers with a little help from Joe Wilkinson. Last in the series.

21:00 Lee Mack Live
The Bafta award-winning comedian's live show, performed at London's Bloomsbury Theatre. The comic touches on a variety of bizarre subjects, from the marketing of pasties to his vision of grandmothers snorting a powdered dessert.

22:05 Rude Tube - Dumb and Dangerous
A selection of popular online videos on the theme of dumb and dangerous, featuring unwitting contributors to their own downfall and others who have hit the self-destruct button deliberately in the name of internet glory. The line-up includes Man v Cactus, Woman v Water and Girl v Bus Stop, plus a humorous hair tutorial.

23:10 Random Acts
A short film about a place called Moon River - where everything is a bit strange.

23:15 Mr Nice Film (2010)
Premiere. Biopic of 1970s marijuana trafficker Howard Marks, whose inventive smuggling schemes made him a huge success in the drug trade, as well as leading to dealings with both the IRA and British Intelligence. However, his efforts to crack the American market look set to bring about his downfall. Starring Rhys Ifans, Chloe Sevigny and David Thewlis.

01:15 New Girl - First Date
Nick takes Jess out for dinner, but the duo have different opinions over whether their outing constitutes a date. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Winston share their concerns about how the dynamic of the group might change if their two flatmates become an item. Comedy, guest starring Dermot Mulroney.

01:35 The Mindy Project - Santa Fe
Mindy and her colleagues head to Santa Fe for a medical conference, when her ex-boyfriend Josh gets back in touch and reveals the real reason he moved to New Mexico. Meanwhile, Jeremy's important presentation does not go as planned and Danny is shocked when someone from his past pays him a visit. Comedy, guest starring Chloe Sevigny.

02:00 The Ricky Gervais Show - Wartime
Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington join Ricky to discuss the meaning of popular wartime expressions and what life must be like for a soldier's spouse. Plus, Karl offers his thoughts on the importance of historic artefacts and how his book will be viewed in the future. Animated comedy, based on the popular podcasts.

02:25 Three in a Bed - 2/10, series 2
The competition begins in West Yorkshire with the Foxwood B&B, before moving to the family-run Welton Manor Farm in Somerset, where co-owner Charlotte Lucas worries her culinary skills will not meet expectations. The perfectionist owner of the final establishment hopes to provide a faultless stay at the five-star White Vine House in East Sussex.

03:20 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the high-stakes game show, which sees contestants trying to hold their nerve in the hope of walking away with £250,000 - instead of going home with nothing more than a penny.

04:15 Kirstie's Homemade Home
Kirstie Allsopp learns how to make damson jam under the guidance of award-winning preserves and jelly-maker Victoria Cranfield, who leads her through the laborious task of removing every stone by hand.

04:20 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game, with Gloria Hunniford in Dictionary Corner.

05:05 British GT Championship - British GT: 2013 Brands Hatch
Action from the fifth round of the season at Brands Hatch, where the seventh race of the campaign took place.

05:30 The Grid
Including a masterclass on the optimum racing line with McLaren F1 drivers Jenson Button and Sergio Perez, plus highlights from round 22 of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series in New York.

Channel 5

06:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Hard Times
The fairy kingdom is left without food when the treasure chest empties, and King Thistle is forced to look for work to raise enough funds to pay the elves for their services.

06:20 The Mr Men Show - Full Moon
Mr Bump searches for the mysterious giant Dillydale owl.

06:35 Thomas & Friends - Race to the Rescue
Flynn the Fire Engine takes to the road after having his wheels fixed by Victor.

06:45 Noddy in Toyland - Noddy's Circus
The Skittles look forward to the visiting circus, but the clowns have colds and cancel the performance.

07:00 Fifi and the Flowertots - Dandelions
The twins inadvertently ruin Fifi's garden while playing a game.

07:15 Peppa Pig - The Biggest Muddy Puddle in the World
The siblings wake up to discover that heavy rain has caused their house to become a desert island.

07:20 Peppa Pig - Snow
George and Peppa have lots of fun playing in the snow.

07:25 Peppa Pig - Potato City
The piglet and her family visit a new theme park, where there is a lot of fun to be had with vegetables.

07:35 Roary the Racing Car - Big Chris Learns to Fly
Big Chris has problems while flying a helicopter.

07:50 Bananas in Pyjamas - The Missing Page
The bananas search for the missing page of a book about a lost penguin.

08:00 Tickety Toc - Watermelon Time
The twins are sent to fetch a large watermelon, but they pick up a giant pumpkin by mistake.

08:15 The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright and the panel debate the day's issues before opening the discussion to the studio audience and inviting viewers to call in or text their opinions.

10:10 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt - 2/3, series 1
Andrew Craig and his team head back to the SS Gairsoppa to recover the silver ingots, but bad weather forces a change of plan. Andrew reroutes to the wreck of the SS Mantola, a First World War steamer sunk by a U-boat that is believed to have been carrying 10 tons of silver, and the crew has to deal with equipment failures and on-board accidents.

11:10 5 News Lunchtime
The day's headlines from around the world.

11:15 Big Brother - 64/68, series 14
Regular daily round-up of highlights, revealing the results of the housemates' shopping task, plus the usual mix of fall-outs, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley.

12:15 Animal A&E - Oscar
Michael Hayes treats Oscar, a cat suffering from a blocked bladder, while Andrea Hayes heads out on the road with the ISPCA, responding to a large number of calls about distressed animals, including a mission to rescue a trapped swan and an investigation into allegations of dogs in neglect. Plus, two rats are in need of medical attention at the clinic.

12:45 Neighbours - 6690
Robbo gains possession of Amber's phone and deletes a heartfelt message from Josh before she sees it, while Sonya confronts the troublemaker, warning him to stay away from her family. Elsewhere, Kate is relieved to learn she's not pregnant, but Karl has to break bad news to her following further tests.

13:15 The Mentalist - Bloodhounds
A criminal profiler joins the team to help investigate a double murder case that bears resemblances to crimes committed a decade previously by a serial killer known as the Caveman. Jane clashes with the newcomer's scientific approach and disagrees with her theories about potential suspects - so he fabricates a piece of evidence to throw her off course in the hope of outwitting the real culprit. Crime drama, guest starring Linda Park (Raines).

14:15 Wandering Eye Film (2011)
A woman neglected by her husband joins an online dating service that enables the unhappily married to have illicit affairs. She has a change of heart, only to find her would-be lover has been murdered by a serial killer selecting his victims from the website - meaning she is the next target. Thriller, starring Amanda Righetti and Krista Bridges. Edited for daytime broadcast.

16:00 5 News at 5
The day's headlines from around the world.

16:30 Neighbours - 6690
Robbo gains possession of Amber's phone and deletes a heartfelt message from Josh before she sees it, while Sonya confronts the troublemaker, warning him to stay away from her family. Elsewhere, Kate is relieved to learn she's not pregnant, but Karl has to break bad news to her following further tests.

17:00 Animal A&E - Oscar
Michael Hayes treats Oscar, a cat suffering from a blocked bladder, while Andrea Hayes heads out on the road with the ISPCA, responding to a large number of calls about distressed animals, including a mission to rescue a trapped swan and an investigation into allegations of dogs in neglect. Plus, two rats are in need of medical attention at the clinic.

17:30 NewsTalk Live
Topical debate and in-depth analysis of the day's major stories, with experts discussing the key talking points of the issues making the headlines and viewers also having the chance to give their opinions..

18:00 Big, Bigger, Biggest - Building the International Space Station: Space Station
Documentary examining the technological advances that made the construction of the International Space Station possible. The orbiting craft has been continuously inhabited since November 2000 and is not only used as a research laboratory, but has also acted as a space port for the launch of a variety of Russian, American and Japanese spacecraft.

19:00 Pistorius Trial: The Key Questions
Olympic and Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius is due to return to court on Monday accused of murdering his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. In this programme, two of South Africa's most experienced criminal lawyers debate the questions that are likely to arise in the trial, using a purpose-built replica of the Blade Runner's bedroom and bathroom to help them to demonstrate their points. Estelle Kilian acts for the prosecution and Marius Du Toit for the defence, delving into the details of the 26-year-old's relationship with Reeva and the events of the day in question, with a series of forensic tests enabling them to examine key pieces of evidence.

20:00 Big Brother - Big Brother: Live Eviction
The housemates gather on the sofas once more as Emma Willis hosts the latest eviction, revealing which of this week's nominees the public have voted out, then chatting to them about their time on the show, who they think voted for them and why they feel it was their time to go. There's also the usual potted round-up of the week's events and a look back at yesterday's action.

21:30 Big Brother's Bit on the Side - 56/58, series 3
Rylan Clark, AJ Odudu and their guests discuss tonight's eviction. They invite the audience and celebrity panel to debate whether the public made the right decision, and chat to the unlucky contestant who has been kicked out.

22:30 Big Brother - Big Brother: Live from the House
Thirty minutes of live streaming, picking up with the hopefuls to reveal how they are getting on since saying goodbye to another housemate in tonight's eviction.

23:00 SuperCasino
Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

03:00 Motorsport Mundial
Motorsport news from around the world, focusing on everything from touring car races to single-seater events.

03:25 Divine Designs - New Money
Paul Binski chronicles the history of Britain's religious art, examining the legacies of two wealthy industrialists of the 17th and 18th centuries who demonstrated a flamboyant taste for kitsch in the baroque forms of churches in Great Witley, Worcestershire, and London's Little Stanmore.

03:50 House Doctor - Wandsworth
Ann Maurice visits a house in Wandsworth, south London, where she decides the walls need repainting and the floors require sanding.

04:10 Wildlife SOS
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

04:35 Wildlife SOS
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

05:00 Peppa Pig - Mr Scarecrow
George and Peppa help Grandpa Pig make a scarecrow.

05:05 Roary the Racing Car - Putting on a Show
Roary causes trouble for all the cars by heading out onto the track before a race.

05:15 Fifi and the Flowertots - Fifi's Happy Day
Primrose decides to have a party for Fifi and the gang helps to organise it.

05:25 Bubble Guppies - Happy Clam Day
The friends decide to throw a party, but before they can send out invitations they must discover how the post works.

05:35 The Mr Men Show - Flying
Mr Tickle and Mr Quiet fly in a helicopter, while Little Miss Calamity struggles to control a hot-air balloon.

05:50 Chloe's Closet - Those Wonderful Toys
Chloe and her friends help an inventor discover the joy that a simple toy can bring.

Comedy Central

07:00 Scrubs - My ABCs
JD learns that not even Muppet character Elmo can teach the virtue of compassion to those who do not want to learn, and intern Katie gains a place on Turk's new research project by deceiving Elliot. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.

07:30 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

08:00 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful.

08:30 Rules of Engagement - Atlantic City
Jeff lies to Audrey when Chuck's wedding is called off and takes a trip to Atlantic City to avoid the visit of her aunt Judy. However, when his wife discovers the deceit, she plots revenge. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Melissa believes Alan is not appreciated by members of his family after they show little interest in a birthday party she throws for him, so she decides to ask him to live with her.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr Linda Freeman.

10:00 Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Phoebe accidentally becomes a porn icon, Rachel tries to stop her sister from embarking on a relationship with Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon.

10:30 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

11:00 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful.

11:30 Rules of Engagement - Atlantic City
Jeff lies to Audrey when Chuck's wedding is called off and takes a trip to Atlantic City to avoid the visit of her aunt Judy. However, when his wife discovers the deceit, she plots revenge. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

12:00 Two and a Half Men - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoey's birthday. Award-winning American comedy series starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer. Michael Bolton guest-stars.

13:00 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

13:30 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - Atlantic City
Jeff lies to Audrey when Chuck's wedding is called off and takes a trip to Atlantic City to avoid the visit of her aunt Judy. However, when his wife discovers the deceit, she plots revenge. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoey's birthday. Award-winning American comedy series starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer. Michael Bolton guest-stars.

15:30 Friends - The One with Rachel's Date
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire.

16:00 Friends - The One with the Halloween Party
Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn.

16:30 Friends - The One with the Stain
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn.

17:00 Two and a Half Men - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Melissa believes Alan is not appreciated by members of his family after they show little interest in a birthday party she throws for him, so she decides to ask him to live with her.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr Linda Freeman.

18:00 Rules of Engagement - Atlantic City
Jeff lies to Audrey when Chuck's wedding is called off and takes a trip to Atlantic City to avoid the visit of her aunt Judy. However, when his wife discovers the deceit, she plots revenge. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

18:30 Friends - The One with Rachel's Date
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire.

19:00 Friends - The One with the Halloween Party
Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn.

19:30 Friends - The One with the Stain
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn.

20:00 Live at the Apollo - 5/6, series 8
Omid Djalili plays host for another half-hour of comedy, warming up the audience before camp comic Julian Clary and Alabama's finest Reginald D Hunter take the mic at the Hammersmith Apollo in London.

21:00 Seann Walsh World - 5/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

21:30 South Park - Faith Hilling
Humanity's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid pace, and a crisis occurs when another of the planet's species is also discovered to have undergone drastic developments, leading many to believe a bloody clash between the two is inevitable. Animated comedy.

22:00 South Park - Jewpacabra
The town's big Easter egg hunt is placed in jeopardy when rumors surface that the Jewpacabra, a dangerous beast, is lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt, but his protests are ignored until he produces video evidence of the creature's existence.

22:30 Live at the Apollo - 5/6, series 8
Omid Djalili plays host for another half-hour of comedy, warming up the audience before camp comic Julian Clary and Alabama's finest Reginald D Hunter take the mic at the Hammersmith Apollo in London.

23:30 Anger Management - Charlie and His New Therapist
Charlie finds it difficult working with Kate and decides to seek the help of his old psychology teacher - whom he then learns a secret about. Meanwhile, Patrick enlists Lacey and Nolan for a practical joke - to make Ed believe he has won the lottery. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen.

00:00 The Daily Show Global Edition
John Oliver and his team take a satirical sideswipe at news and current affairs from around the world and interview celebrities in front of a studio audience in New York.

00:30 Whitney - Slow Ride
Alex reminisces about his motorcycling days with RJ, but Whitney is not amused when he tries to recreate the past. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

01:00 Anger Management - Charlie and Deception Therapy
Charlie uses a placebo pill to try to help a patient control his anger issues. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair.

01:30 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

01:55 The King of Queens - Road Rayge
Doug loses his driving licence when he tries to help famous sportswriter Ray Barone with his driving test. Ray Romano and Brad Garrett guest star.

02:20 The King of Queens - Supermarket Story
Carrie is forced to cook the Thanksgiving meal for 10 guests from scratch, and Doug meets a long-lost friend he does not even remember.

02:45 Frasier - Star Mitzvah
A workmate agrees to teach Frasier enough Hebrew to deliver the speech at his son Frederick's bar mitzvah, but the arrangement ends in double-dealing and mutual recrimination. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Model
Robert is elated to be signed up by a modelling agency, convinced fame and wealth are just around the corner - but his dreams of success prove short-lived. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Mentor
A stranger reveals to the Barones that Frank used to be his mentor - much to the bemusement of Ray and Robert, who find it hard to believe their father could ever have inspired anyone. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Brad Garrett.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Slave
Ally babysits the twins, and does such a good job that Debra gives her even more responsibility around the house. However, Marie fears her grand-daughter is being treated like a slave.

08:30 Scrubs - My Rabbit
Part one of two. JD invites Kim to move in with him so they can raise their child together, while Carla helps bride-to-be Elliot plan for the wedding. Turk discovers the impact of fatherhood, while Elliot and JD are forced to question whether they are right for each other.

09:00 Scrubs - My Point of No Return
Part two of two. JD and Elliot begin to think about the future, and wonder whether they really belong with their new partners. Meanwhile, the Janitor and his new Brain Trust try to turn Keith into a better boyfriend. Comedy, starring Sarah Chalke and Neil Flynn.

09:30 Scrubs - My Princess
Faced with the task of telling his son a bedtime story, Dr Cox recounts his day at work as a fairy tale, featuring Carla and Turk as a two-headed witch, Elliot as a princess and JD as the village idiot. Starring John C McGinley.

10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Lateness
Ray refuses to take Debra to an awards ceremony, tired of her constant lateness, while Frank and Robert get into their own heated debate about the importance of punctuality. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.

10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Party Dress
Debra wants to buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's 13th birthday party, but Ray refuses to spend $250 on something that will only be used once, and naturally Marie takes his side. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Madylin Sweeten.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - Just Once with Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first ones. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

11:30 Two and a Half Men - Arguments for the Quickie
Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.

12:00 Punk'd
Singer Mya is propositioned by an obsessive fan, Dawson's Creek star Katie Holmes is accused of having an affair with Charlie's Angels director McG, and stand-up comedian Tracy Morgan has his car towed away - at a cost of $2,000.

12:30 The King of Queens - Twisted Sitters
Carrie and Doug volunteer to take care of Kelly and Deacon's son Kirby, but end up red-faced when he catches them in a compromising position. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini.

13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Lateness
Ray refuses to take Debra to an awards ceremony, tired of her constant lateness, while Frank and Robert get into their own heated debate about the importance of punctuality. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.

13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Party Dress
Debra wants to buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's 13th birthday party, but Ray refuses to spend $250 on something that will only be used once, and naturally Marie takes his side. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Madylin Sweeten.

14:00 Scrubs - My Point of No Return
Part two of two. JD and Elliot begin to think about the future, and wonder whether they really belong with their new partners. Meanwhile, the Janitor and his new Brain Trust try to turn Keith into a better boyfriend. Comedy, starring Sarah Chalke and Neil Flynn.

14:30 Scrubs - My Princess
Faced with the task of telling his son a bedtime story, Dr Cox recounts his day at work as a fairy tale, featuring Carla and Turk as a two-headed witch, Elliot as a princess and JD as the village idiot. Starring John C McGinley.

15:00 The King of Queens - Work Related
Arthur decides to work part-time in the senior citizens programme run by Carrie's company, while Doug and Deacon compete to see who can play the best practical joke. Comedy, starring Jerry Stiller, Kevin James and Leah Remini.

15:30 The King of Queens - Better Camera
Doug buys Carrie a camera, but her boss presents her with a more expensive one. To make matters worse, she gives the cheaper model to Kelly - showing up Deacon in the process. Lou Ferrigno and Ricki Lake guest star.

16:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Lateness
Ray refuses to take Debra to an awards ceremony, tired of her constant lateness, while Frank and Robert get into their own heated debate about the importance of punctuality. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.

16:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Party Dress
Debra wants to buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's 13th birthday party, but Ray refuses to spend $250 on something that will only be used once, and naturally Marie takes his side. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Madylin Sweeten.

17:00 Scrubs - My ABCs
JD learns that not even Muppet character Elmo can teach the virtue of compassion to those who do not want to learn, and intern Katie gains a place on Turk's new research project by deceiving Elliot. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.

17:30 Scrubs - My Absence
JD goes on a short holiday, and his only connection to the hospital is Elliot's mobile phone. Meanwhile, Turk does not get the reaction he was hoping for when he spreads the news of his and Carla's second baby, and intern Sunny struggles to keep a coma patient alive. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

18:00 Punk'd
Singer Mya is propositioned by an obsessive fan, Dawson's Creek star Katie Holmes is accused of having an affair with Charlie's Angels director McG, and stand-up comedian Tracy Morgan has his car towed away - at a cost of $2,000.

18:30 Sex and the City - No Ifs, Ands or Butts
Carrie wonders whether to give up smoking once she realises it could ruin her chances with Aidan. Miranda learns she needs to be more supportive, Samantha faces racial prejudice and Charlotte embarks on a new love affair - which looks set to be short-lived. John Corbett joins the cast.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - And the Plot Moistens
Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school, and Alan falls for Francine - upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

20:00 Two and a Half Men - Just Once with Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first ones. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

20:30 Two and a Half Men - Arguments for the Quickie
Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.

21:00 Two and a Half Men - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

22:00 Jackass
Crazy stunts and wind-ups created by Johnny Knoxville and his loony pals.

22:30 The Daily Show
Guest host John Oliver takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests.

23:00 Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker
Stand-up comedy from the popular American comedian. His topics include gun control, homophobia, racism, black leaders and relationships.

00:30 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Dave Fulton provides his thoughts on the World Cup, Mick Ferry examines long-term relationships, Jeff Innocent talks about holidays and Ian Moore discusses modern youngsters.

01:00 State and Main Film (2000)
A director leads his crew to a small town in Vermont to shoot a movie. However, he finds the local landmark he was going to work around no longer exists, the writer is out of inspiration, and the leading man is indulging in a scandalous affair with a local teenager. David Mamet's comedy, starring William H Macy, Alec Baldwin, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Sarah Jessica Parker.

02:55 South Park - Pandemic 2 - The Startling
The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage.

03:20 MASH - The Interview
An American TV crew arrives to interview personnel of the 4077th. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda and Larry Linville.

03:45 MASH - Bug Out - Part One
Part one of two. Rumours of a Chinese offensive force the 4077th to retreat, leaving Hawkeye, BJ and Hot Lips to complete a difficult operation. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff and Loretta Swit.

04:10 Frasier - Death and the Dog
Eddie appears depressed, so Martin enlists the aid of a dog psychiatrist to determine the root of his misery, much to Frasier and Niles's amusement. However, the diagnosis is that Eddie is picking up negative vibes from everyone around him, causing the Cranes and Daphne to assess their own lives. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney.

04:35 Frasier - Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
Niles and Frasier take an instant dislike to Martin's new girlfriend Sherry, a brash barmaid at McGinty's - but hide their feelings for fear of offending him. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:05 Ugly Betty - Queens for a Day
Hilda takes Betty for a makeover in a bid to impress Vincent Bianchi, a successful photographer who has agreed to do a fashion-shoot for Mode - but Wilhelmina is decidedly unimpressed with the result.

06:50 Made in Chelsea - 4/8, series 1
Ollie tells Binky why he broke up with Gabriella, and Hugo realises he must decide where his affections lie when he finds himself caught between two women. Meanwhile, Caggie and Funda begin to get along - a situation that could cause stress for Spencer.

07:50 Scrubs - Our Thanks
Last-ever episode of the medical comedy. Cole's brush with cancer inspires him to become a surgeon, but Turk is reluctant to act as the preppy intern's new mentor. Meanwhile, a large hole in the wall separating their two rooms gives Drew and Denise a taste of what living together would be like, and Lucy plans a tribute for the families of the cadavers she has been dissecting during her first term at medical school.

08:20 Rules of Engagement - Double Down
Jeff and Audrey panic when Brenda reveals that the ultrasound scan suggests they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party for Timmy to impress a girl.

08:50 90210 - Wide Awake and Dreaming
Annie and Ty spend a lot of time together in the run-up to the opening night of Spring Awakening, and when Harry catches them kissing backstage he becomes concerned about how fast their relationship is progressing. Silver finds stage-managing the play overwhelming, so Dixon offers to help.

09:40 Ugly Betty - Queens for a Day
Hilda takes Betty for a makeover in a bid to impress Vincent Bianchi, a successful photographer who has agreed to do a fashion-shoot for Mode - but Wilhelmina is decidedly unimpressed with the result.

10:40 Charmed - Styx Feet Under
Paige tries to stop a demon on a murderous rampage by casting a spell that prevents death. However, her actions irritate the Angel of Death, who orders her to return things to normal. Meanwhile, Agent Brody finally accosts the Halliwells, and Phoebe's feelings for Leslie grow stronger.

11:35 Hollyoaks - 3669
Nancy discovers the truth about Sienna's deception, and flees with Charlie and Oscar to a multi-storey car park. However, she loses control of her vehicle and ends up placing the children's lives in danger. Ste steps in to help Tony as chemotherapy begins to take its toll on his body, and Frankie makes it clear to John Paul that her financial assistance comes at a price.

12:05 How I Met Your Mother - The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Ted meets a girl whose raunchy costume caught his eye during a Halloween party 10 years previously. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part-Canadian and Lily's changing hormones interfere with her judgements. Comedy, guest starring Katie Holmes.

12:35 How I Met Your Mother - Disaster Averted
Barney takes desperate measures to get rid of the duck-pattern tie he acquired after losing a bet with Marshall, even offering to be slapped to be shot of it. The friends also reminisce about what happened to them during Hurricane Irene.

13:05 Scrubs - My Old Man
Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars.

13:35 Scrubs - My Way or the Highway
JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is.

14:00 Charmed - Styx Feet Under
Paige tries to stop a demon on a murderous rampage by casting a spell that prevents death. However, her actions irritate the Angel of Death, who orders her to return things to normal. Meanwhile, Agent Brody finally accosts the Halliwells, and Phoebe's feelings for Leslie grow stronger.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - Audrey Is Dumb
Audrey is unable to speak following her surgery, so Jeff has to help with a speech at her aunt's funeral. Timmy coerces Russell into giving him a pay rise, and Adam is disappointed to discover he only gets special treatment because of his good looks.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - Nature Calls
The gang and Liz go on a weekend trip to enjoy the sights of the autumn. Liz remains confident about her marriage, but Russell harbours doubts, and Adam finds himself in an embarrassing situation when he touches poison ivy. Comedy, starring David Spade and Wendi McLendon-Covey.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Ted meets a girl whose raunchy costume caught his eye during a Halloween party 10 years previously. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part-Canadian and Lily's changing hormones interfere with her judgements. Comedy, guest starring Katie Holmes.

16:30 How I Met Your Mother - Disaster Averted
Barney takes desperate measures to get rid of the duck-pattern tie he acquired after losing a bet with Marshall, even offering to be slapped to be shot of it. The friends also reminisce about what happened to them during Hurricane Irene.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Classified Materials Turbulence
Stuart takes Penny out for a second date, during which she drunkenly reveals her true feelings. Meanwhile, Howard uncovers a flaw in the toilet he designed for a Nasa space shuttle, and enlists his friends to correct it before the launch.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Monopolar Expedition
Sheldon wins a grant to pay for a summer expedition to the North Pole, and invites his friends to join him. However, the gang's imminent departure causes Leonard and Penny to reconsider their feelings for each other.

18:00 Hollyoaks - 3671
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - Sandcastles in the Sand
Robin agrees to go on a date with ex-boyfriend Simon, despite her friends' misgivings. The pair arrange a night out, but she gets ditched and Barney is left to console her. James Van Der Beek (Dawson's Creek) guest stars

19:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
A row between Leonard and Sheldon over the ending of a Harry Potter book affects Amy and Penny's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Howard goes on a trip to Las Vegas with Bernadette and asks Raj to keep an eye on his mother while he is away.

19:30 How I Met Your Mother - The Autumn of Break-Ups
Victoria drops hints to Ted about taking their relationship to the next level, but he fails to pick up on her subtle cues, and it falls to Marshall and Lily to explain things to him. Meanwhile, Barney becomes attached to a dog he found on the street, but when the hound's rightful owner reclaims it, Robin becomes concerned about her friend's mental state. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor, Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders.

20:00 He's Just Not That into You Film (2008)
Various Baltimore residents contend with romantic difficulties and misunderstandings. Unlucky-in-love Gigi seeks advice from a cynical yet kindly bartender, while her co-worker is unaware her husband is having an affair. Romantic comedy, starring Ginnifer Goodwin, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly, Scarlett Johansson, Bradley Cooper, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Connolly and Drew Barrymore.

22:35 The Big Bang Theory - The Classified Materials Turbulence
Stuart takes Penny out for a second date, during which she drunkenly reveals her true feelings. Meanwhile, Howard uncovers a flaw in the toilet he designed for a Nasa space shuttle, and enlists his friends to correct it before the launch.

23:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Monopolar Expedition
Sheldon wins a grant to pay for a summer expedition to the North Pole, and invites his friends to join him. However, the gang's imminent departure causes Leonard and Penny to reconsider their feelings for each other.

23:30 PhoneShop - £goodtimes
Janine tries to stage the most elaborate party of all time as PhoneShop Sutton attempts to win The Golden Bowl insurance sales award for the sixth-year running. Meanwhile, Lance uses all his energy to try to get MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace to follow him on a social networking website.

00:00 The Work Experience - 4/6, series 1
New staff member Dominic gives one of Grade's dresses to former Big Brother contestant Nikki Grahame, unaware Keira Knightley has agreed to wear it at a premiere, while Brave and Danni enter the world of Grade PR. Mockumentary set in the cut-throat world of fashion, starring Kate Miles, Sean Power, Diane Morgan and Ryan Sampson.

00:35 Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy - Mash Potato Utopia
Noel is taunted by a Dolphin Bomber, New York Cop recounts the tale of the singing fish finger, while Secret Peter reveals where Alan Hansen's hiding place is. Live action and animated comedy, featuring music by Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno.

01:10 Campus - An Ending and a Beginning and an Ending
The day of reckoning arrives at Kirke University, and the faculty members remain on tenterhooks as George delivers her verdict. However, the expected bad news turns out to be not quite what they anticipated, leaving everyone with a fresh set of problems to solve. Last in the series.

02:05 The Work Experience - 4/6, series 1
New staff member Dominic gives one of Grade's dresses to former Big Brother contestant Nikki Grahame, unaware Keira Knightley has agreed to wear it at a premiere, while Brave and Danni enter the world of Grade PR. Mockumentary set in the cut-throat world of fashion, starring Kate Miles, Sean Power, Diane Morgan and Ryan Sampson.

02:30 Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy - Mash Potato Utopia
Noel is taunted by a Dolphin Bomber, New York Cop recounts the tale of the singing fish finger, while Secret Peter reveals where Alan Hansen's hiding place is. Live action and animated comedy, featuring music by Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno.

02:55 Greek - Crush Landing
Casey and Ashleigh discover they have a crush on the same boy. Meanwhile, Rusty becomes bored by his new science course.

03:40 Made in Chelsea - 4/8, series 1
Ollie tells Binky why he broke up with Gabriella, and Hugo realises he must decide where his affections lie when he finds himself caught between two women. Meanwhile, Caggie and Funda begin to get along - a situation that could cause stress for Spencer.

05:00 Being Erica - A River Runs Through It - It Being Egypt
A trip back in time reveals a different side to Erica's brother Leo, so she returns to the present day ready to confront her true feelings for Kai. Comedy drama, starring Erin Karpluk.

05:45 Being Erica - Papa Can You Hear Me?
Dr Tom has to confront his feelings concerning his daughter when Erica asks for help with Kai. Shocked by his reaction to the request, he sets out to resolve his issues.

Film4

10:00 Son of the Mask Film (2004)
The life of an unassuming cartoonist is turned upside down by a mysterious wooden mask, which endows his baby son with fantastic eye-popping powers. However, the chaos escalates when mischievous Norse god Loki decides he wants the mask back - no matter what the cost. Comedy sequel, starring Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Bob Hoskins and Traylor Howard.

11:50 Only You Film (1994)
A woman who was once told the identity of the person she would marry in a childhood Ouija board game is astounded when a man with the same name calls her on the eve of her wedding. After promptly dumping her dull fiance, she follows the stranger to Italy in the hope of convincing him they are meant to be together. Romantic comedy

14:00 Doctor in Clover Film (1966)
Amorous doctor Gaston Grimsdyke takes a job at his former medical school under the tutelage of his fearsome old professor, but finds himself in a predicament when he tries to help the gruff tutor woo the matron. Medical comedy, the sixth of seven films based on Richard Gordon's novels, starring Leslie Phillips, James Robertson Justice, Joan Sims and Shirley Anne Field.

16:05 The Third Man Film (1949)
American writer Holly Martins goes to post-Second World War Vienna at the invitation of his old friend Harry Lime, only to find he has died. However, the author finds the circumstances surrounding his death fail to add up and goes in search of the truth - but is unprepared for the ugly secrets he uncovers. Carol Reed's thriller, written by Graham Greene, starring Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles, Alida Valli and Trevor Howard.

18:10 (500) Days of Summer Film (2009)
A greetings card employee looks back on his relationship with the woman he loves, after she has seemingly left him for good. As he recalls the key events of the 500 days he knew her, the ups and downs of their romance are presented in random order. Romantic comedy, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel.

20:00 Die Hard 4.0 Film (2007)
Tough New York cop John McClane is sent to escort a computer hacker to Washington for questioning. During this routine operation he stumbles on a criminal mastermind's plan to launch a technological terrorist attack on the US, and is forced to enlist the hacker's aid in foiling the evil scheme. Action thriller sequel

22:30 Basket Case Film (1982)
Premiere. Duane Bradley arrives in New York carrying a basket, containing a hideous creature that attacks anyone it can get it's hands on. The monster is Duane's hideously deformed twin, who is forcing his brother to help him in a mission of revenge. However, when Duane falls in love, he starts to want a normal life. Horror, starring Kevin Van Hentenryck and Terri Susan Smith.

00:20 Inferno Film (1980)
A woman living in New York discovers an ancient story of three evil supernatural beings, and becomes convinced there is a connection with her house. Her brother leaves his studies in Rome to visit her and finds she has disappeared, but as he searches for her, he discovers the terrifying truth behind the legend. Dario Argento's horror, starring Leigh McCloskey and Irene Miracle.

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ITV Anglia

07:30 Lorraine - 164/260, series 4
Scott & Bailey star Suranne Jones drops by to chat about the return of satirical detective series A Touch of Cloth. Plus, entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip..

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

09:30 This Morning
Celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines, viewers' comments in the Hub and a recipe in the kitchen. and Regional Weather.

10:25 ITV News

11:30 Tipping Point
Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard, in which contestants answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style machine. Dropping tokens down a choice of four chutes, they hope to knock piles of them off a moving shelf - and the more they collect, the greater the prize fund. The player who has won the least amount is then eliminated, and the last one standing competes for a £10,000 jackpot.

12:30 ITV News and Weather

12:55 ITV Anglia Weather

12:55 ITV News Anglia

13:00 Storage Hoarders - 5/30, series 2
Clutter-busting expert Aggie MacKenzie meets a bodybuilder named Clay and tries to persuade him to get to grips with his storage obsession and clear out possessions he does not need. Plus, two sisters receive surprising news about their deceased father's art collection.

14:00 Secret Dealers - 22/30, series 4
Antiques experts Alison Chapman, Simon Schneider and Tim Hogarth enter a bidding war to purchase some highly desirable Moorcroft pieces while the owners sit back and enjoy the battle. The dealers then move on to a second home full of eclectic goods, where two of them set their sights on a crystal wand.

14:59 ITV Anglia Weather

15:00 Midsomer Murders - Picture of Innocence - Part One
Part one of two. A photographer is murdered shortly after exhibiting a compromising picture of Barnaby - who becomes a suspect in the ensuing investigation. Joyce concludes that someone is trying to frame him, and is stunned when he admits to a previous relationship with the dead man's wife. Guest starring Liza Goddard, Adrian Scarborough and Richard Lintern.

16:00 Take on the Twisters - 20/30, series 1
The quiz in which contestants must use a combination of knowledge and strategy to defeat their opponents in the first part of the show to take on eight giant sandtimers, where the more they keep in play before time runs out, the greater the jackpot they can win.

17:00 ITV News Anglia

17:30 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Emmerdale - 6634
Cain bundles Cameron into his car and drives off as Debbie looks on, terrified her father is going to kill him. As the pair reach their clifftop destination, Cain prepares to push the vehicle over the edge. Will Debbie make it there in time to save her lover? Meanwhile, Rishi and Jai try to tempt Nikhil back into the family business and Declan gives the foreman more hush money.

18:30 Coronation Street - 8192
Karl finds Craig in tears and asks him what's wrong, but he's floored by the response - the youngster claims to have started the Rovers fire by throwing away a lit cigarette after seeing Karl coming out of the pub. Tina is determined to move on with her life and insists the first step is to see Jake. Leanne and David reopen the Bistro and Sally faces her feelings for Tim when he reveals he is leaving for Newcastle.

19:00 Tonight - Food Facts & Fiction: Tonight - The Great British Diet
Jonathan Maitland visits a factory that produces millions of convenience meals every week and asks how food can affect a person's well-being. Plus, nutrition expert Amanda Hamilton trades in her diet for a less healthy menu to discover its impact over the course of a week. Last in the series.

19:30 Coronation Street - 8193
Fearing Craig could implicate him in the Rovers fire, Karl drags the terrified boy into his car and warns him to keep quiet unless he wants to end up in prison. Meanwhile, Tina is hopeful she can still play a role in Jake's life, and as Tim says goodbye to an angry Faye, she sees it as proof he never cared - but will Sally be able to persuade him to stay?

20:00 Doc Martin - Cats and Sharks
Bert struggles to come up with the money to repay loan sharks Alastair and Norman Tonken, who gave him £1,000 to clear his debts. Eleanor falls ill and Martin diagnoses a strangulated hernia, but when the ambulance goes to the wrong village, he has no alternative but to perform the emergency operation himself in his surgery

21:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather

21:30 ITV Anglia Weather

21:30 ITV News Anglia

21:35 DOA: Dead or Alive Film (2006)
Three female martial arts experts - a jewel thief, a wrestler and a ninja princess - are invited to compete in a secret fighting tournament. But when the rivals realise the mastermind behind the tournament has sinister plans for them, they have to work together to survive. Action adventure, based on the videogame series of the same name

23:10 Jackpot247
Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:00 Columbo: Short Fuse Film (1972)
The son of a chemical company's founder is blackmailed by his uncle, who wants to force him into selling the business. The cunning heir responds by murdering his relative with a box of exploding cigars, but finds himself facing the dishevelled detective, who is convinced the resulting fatal detonation was no accident. Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Roddy McDowall and Ida Lupino.

03:20 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

05:00 Jake and the Neverland Pirates
Children's fun.

05:15 Jake and the Neverland Pirates
Children's fun.

05:25 Poppy Cat
Animated adventures for younger viewers.

05:40 Poppy Cat
Animated adventures for younger viewers.

05:50 Canimals
Fun for younger viewers.

ITV2

06:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

07:10 You've Been Framed! - 4/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including mirth-inducing mishaps on water, a boy with a mouthful of grass, and a man being flung off a raft.

07:40 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:35 Up All Night - Swingers
Chris and Reagan begin to worry they are becoming an `ordinary' couple and try to make amends. Meanwhile, Scott helps Ava declutter her life when she encounters her biggest fan. Comedy, starring Christina Applegate, Will Arnett and Maya Rudolph.

09:00 Up All Night - Jerry Duty
Chris gets roped into attending a party with his annoying roommate Jerry and brings along Ava to keep him sane. Meanwhile, Reagan reluctantly helps Scott organise a raucous sleepover for his son and friends. Comedy, starring Christina Applegate, Will Arnett and Maya Rudolph.

09:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - The Opposite of Relaxation
The women head to Adrienne's home spa for a day of pampering. However, with Kyle still seething over Brandi's comments, it turns out to be anything but relaxing.

10:30 Millionaire Matchmaker - 10/15, series 5
Patti Stanger tries to find love for a successful computer programmer who lacks confidence, and a person with a superficial outlook. Featuring Jenny McCarthy.

11:30 Emmerdale - 6632
Chas's suspicions continue at Gennie's funeral and, during the eulogy, she asks Cameron if he loves her - and then accuses him of sleeping with Debbie. Meanwhile, a grieving Nikhil asks Rishi for forgiveness over the Archie situation and Megan is relieved at having found a new investor in Steve, but Nicola's shocked to be working with him.

12:00 Emmerdale - 6633
Cameron admits he has been seeing Debbie but warns Chas about making a scene at Gennie's funeral. However, as she stands up to give a reading, it looks like that's exactly what she's going to do. Meanwhile, Nikhil still has his heart set on Toronto, Steve's plan comes together as he steps in to help Nicola at work, and the foreman tries to blackmail Declan and Megan over the body.

12:30 Coronation Street - 8191
Surrounded by a gang of youths, Rita speaks to Dennis on her mobile, making a garbled plea for him to come and get her. As he races to the Red Rec with Tina and Tommy, will they make it in time? David offers to work all hours to keep Nick's business running, Craig tries to throw Beth off the scent by claiming his father is the cause of his turmoil, and Sally's internet date proves a disaster.

13:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

14:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

15:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Otherwise Engaged
Lisa's daughter has her engagement party, featuring camels, snakes and circus acts, but Kim's absence makes some of the guests suspicious.

16:05 Millionaire Matchmaker - 11/15, series 5
Patti Stanger tries to find love for a Las Vegas female impersonator and business owner who lacks personality.

17:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

18:00 You've Been Framed! - 5/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring holiday howlers, a bagpipe-hating dog and a grumpy granny, plus the usual mix of cute kids, below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokers.

18:30 You've Been Framed! - 6/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates another selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a canine goalkeeper and a boy who encounters problems with golf balls.

19:00 You've Been Framed! - You've Been Framed: A-Z
Comedian Harry Hill narrates an alphabetical selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage.

20:00 Troy Film (2004)
A Trojan prince elopes with the king of Sparta's wife sparking a bitter and bloody war between a mighty alliance of Greek kings and the city of Troy, whose champion engages in intense personal conflict with the enemy's most formidable warrior. Wolfgang Petersen's adventure, inspired by Homer's epic poem The Iliad

23:10 The Big Reunion - 7/9, series 1
In a twist to the show it is revealed boy band Blue will now join Atomic Kitten, 5ive, Liberty X, B*Witched, Honeyz and 911 in their performance at London's Hammersmith Apollo. The episode takes a closer look at Blue's fame in the early 2000s and, with the concert date fast approaching, the late addition to the line-up and rehearsal schedule may create extra tension for the acts.

00:10 America's Got Talent - Quarter Final 3 - Results
The results are revealed as twelve more acts from the Top 48 hold their breath at the New Jersey Performing Arts Centre in Newark, competing to gain a spot in the semi-final and bidding to win the $1million prize., with Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern on the judging panel.

01:05 Life's Funniest Moments
Video clips of hilariously candid moments captured on camera.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Coronation Street
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

ITV3

07:00 Dickinson's Real Deal
David Dickinson meets members of the public in Bedworth, Warwickshire, and offers them the chance to put their items up for auction or accept a cash sum.

08:00 Ideal World
A chance to buy products from the comfort of the armchair.

09:00 Murder, She Wrote - Murder in White
Jessica visits London to help with a stage adaptation of one of her novels - but the show's producer meets a grisly fate, and the leading actress is accused of murder. Whodunit

10:00 Murder, She Wrote - Family Secrets
A former student of Jessica's, now working as a reporter, brings the crime writer new evidence on a 30-year-old scandal involving Cabot Cove's founding families. Whodunit, starring Angela Lansbury.

11:00 The Darling Buds of May - A Season of Heavenly Gifts - Part Two
Part two of two. Pop's hoard of cash causes trouble for the family when Marcus Cope resolves to stop Charley buying the hop garden at any cost. Montgomery is unhappy at naval college and the Brigadier's solution provides a challenge for Pop.

12:05 Heartbeat - Dangerous Whispers
Gina Ward makes a surprise return to Aidensfield and Bellamy encounters a key informant who might come in useful - but finds himself in trouble when the man disappears before he can offer a tip-off about an imminent armed robbery. Meanwhile, Vernon acquires a bargain miniature railway which he hopes will impress the new estate manager, and it emerges Dr Liz Merrick may have feelings for Lord Ashfordly's recently appointed land agent.

13:05 Wild at Heart - 2/6, series 1
As Danny considers signing a binding business contract, Sarah is appalled to learn the reserve would have fierce competition in the form of a nearby rival. Evan and Du Plessis accidentally run over a cheetah on the way to buy supplies - but the events of the day pale into insignificance when Olivia is bitten by a snake. Drama, starring Stephen Tompkinson and Amanda Holden.

14:05 Wycliffe - Close to Home
Charles investigates the fatal stabbing of a businessman in a pub car park - and gradually discovers the victim was not the upstanding pillar of the community he appeared to be.

15:20 Only When I Laugh - Blood Brothers
Illness strikes Archie Glover, and Dr Thorpe insists he have a blood transfusion, but knowing who the donor is makes the invalid feel even more poorly.

15:50 Duty Free - Casino
Despite Amy's protestations and the money running low, David insists on visiting a casino.

16:20 Duty Free - Couples
A couple turn to David, Amy, Linda and Robert for some marriage advice.

16:55 Heartbeat - Dangerous Whispers
Gina Ward makes a surprise return to Aidensfield and Bellamy encounters a key informant who might come in useful - but finds himself in trouble when the man disappears before he can offer a tip-off about an imminent armed robbery. Meanwhile, Vernon acquires a bargain miniature railway which he hopes will impress the new estate manager, and it emerges Dr Liz Merrick may have feelings for Lord Ashfordly's recently appointed land agent.

17:55 Murder, She Wrote - Northern Explosion
The conflict between a mining company and a group of Native Americans over land rights leads to a murder. Whodunit, starring Angela Lansbury as the crime writer with a sideline in solving mysteries.

19:00 A Touch of Frost - Appendix Man
Newly promoted DS Hazel Wallace returns from training to investigate when a man is found hanged - a case further complicated by the fact that, according to police records, the victim actually died a year previously. It is not long before Jack is back from his extended compassionate leave to help her sort out the whole sorry mess.

21:00 Scott & Bailey - 2/8, series 2
Part two of two. Despite arresting four people, the detectives face a wall of silence in their investigation into the grisly murders - but they eventually make a breakthrough, which doesn't quite give them the answers they were expecting. On the domestic front, Rachel wakes up in bed with charismatic colleague Sean - a mistake she is keen never to repeat - and Janet wants to keep her newly single status a secret.

22:00 Law & Order: UK - Community Service
Brooks, Devlin and Chandler investigate after a man is found badly beaten in a park. They discover the victim, Roland Kirk - who lives in a nearby camper van - had many enemies in the community, but nobody is willing to talk. The case then takes a decisive turn when a local man capitulates after being arrested and points the finger at architect Harry Morgan, whose son had recently turned against him and aligned himself with Kirk. Kevin McNally guest stars

23:05 A Touch of Frost - Near Death Experience
The irascible copper finds his methods are called into question when a colleague is seriously injured during an attempt to thwart a suicide. The murder of a widow soon gives Frost a chance to prove his worth again, but the investigation only reveals an intriguing web of deceit, and it isn't until a forensic psychologist joins the team that they realise a serial killer is at work

01:05 The Blackheath Poisonings - 3/3, series 1
Part three of three. Paul concludes his investigation into the mysterious murder of his father Roger. Christine Kavanagh, Zoe Wanamaker and Julia St John star. Last in the series.

01:55 Movies Now
News, reviews and interviews with the stars.

02:05 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

02:40 Emmerdale

05:00 Murder, She Wrote - Badge of Honour
A spate of murder and mayhem shocks Cabot Cove - and it coincides with the arrival of one of Seth's old army friends, who immediately becomes the prime suspect.

05:50 A Touch of Frost - Appendix Man
Newly promoted DS Hazel Wallace returns from training to investigate when a man is found hanged - a case further complicated by the fact that, according to police records, the victim actually died a year previously. It is not long before Jack is back from his extended compassionate leave to help her sort out the whole sorry mess.

ITV4

06:40 Cheers - My Son, the Father
Carla opposes her son's decision to become a priest, Sam finds a way to get even with John Hill, and Cliff begins a new life as a stand-up comedian. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Rhea Perlman.

07:05 Cheers - One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
A children's singer gives Lilith something to think about when she arrives to perform in Boston and reveals she's Frasier's ex-wife. Comedy, guest starring Emma Thompson alongside Ted Danson.

07:35 Kojak - Dead on His Feet
A police detective tracks his partner's murderer while keeping his terminal illness a secret.

08:40 Magnum, PI - Billy Joe Bob
A violent Texan hires the investigator to find his sister. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

09:40 Police, Camera, Action! - The Off-Roaders
Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson investigate the most controversial cars in recent years - four-wheel drives, a regularly encountered fashion accessory in town, yet more dangerous to the environment and pedestrians than ordinary vehicles. Dramatic footage reveals why they are so popular with thieves and ram-raiders.

10:10 Police, Camera, Action! - Caught on Camera
Footage of speeding motorists caught on camera and dramatic pursuits of drivers over the legal alcohol limit. Plus, an American road-user who is in need of anger management.

10:40 The Professionals - Backtrack
Bodie and Doyle investigate the death of a burglar who was killed after seeing classified information about a foreign country, and resort to theft in a bid to uncover the embassy's sinister secrets. Liz Fraser and Michael Elphick guest star.

11:40 Minder - Life in the Fast Food Lane
Arthur gets an illegal car phone, while Terry dates the wealthy daughter of a hamburger king who suddenly goes bankrupt. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman (The Singing Detective) and Peter Capaldi (The Thick of It).

12:45 The Saint - Where the Money Is
Simon Templar agrees to act as go-between, taking ransom money to the kidnappers of the wayward daughter of a rich film producer. However, he has a trick up his sleeve - quite literally - in the shape of a camera disguised as a wrist-watch, so even though he is blindfolded, he can later retrace his steps. Roger Moore directs and stars.

13:50 Kojak - Down a Long and Lonely River
Theo has 24 hours to find a man who has gone missing while on parole.

14:50 Magnum, PI - Dead Man's Channel
A woman hires Thomas to find her father, who disappeared while sailing in a mysterious stretch of ocean shrouded in Hawaiian superstition. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

15:55 The Professionals - The Madness of Mickey Hamilton
The resources of CI5 are stretched when a mentally unbalanced former soldier starts killing hospital staff, believing them responsible for the death of his wife and for the brain damage suffered by his young daughter. Drama, starring Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins.

16:55 Minder - Life in the Fast Food Lane
Arthur gets an illegal car phone, while Terry dates the wealthy daughter of a hamburger king who suddenly goes bankrupt. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman (The Singing Detective) and Peter Capaldi (The Thick of It).

18:00 Cheers - A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Rebecca claims to Sam that she can run the bar for a night just as efficiently as he, but has to reassess her boast when she discovers that she has forgotten to renew the liquor licence. Meanwhile, Woody adopts the role of cardsharp when a scorching game of poker develops in the poolroom.

18:30 Cheers - Licence to Hill
Rebecca is left in charge of the bar while the others play poker but soon realises she's out of her depth when she discovers the liquor licence has expired. Bar-room comedy, starring Kirstie Alley.

19:00 Where Eagles Dare Film (1969)
A US general with knowledge of the plans for D-Day is captured and taken to a heavily defended fortress in the Alps. A crack team of British soldiers and an American lieutenant are dispatched to free him, but they soon realise there is a traitor in their ranks. Second World War adventure, starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood, Patrick Wymark, Michael Hordern and Mary Ure.

22:10 Natural Born Killers Film (1994)
Two fugitive lovers embark on a serial killing spree across America, and as the body count mounts the pair are treated like national celebrities by the tabloid media. When they are eventually put in prison, a sleazy TV presenter seizes the chance to exploit their story further, only to get caught up in their latest bout of mayhem. Oliver Stone's satirical thriller

00:35 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

02:30 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

05:35 Cheers - A Fine French Whine
Woody has trouble proposing to Kelly, especially as Henri's already tricked her into saying she'll marry him, claiming he's about to be deported. American bar-room comedy, starring Woody Harrelson and Jackie Swanson.

More4

07:55 Relocation, Relocation - 3/9, series 9
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer tackle their biggest search area ever as they scour an entire country on behalf of two would-be hoteliers. Christine and Keith Bettis have spent years preparing for their venture and want to find a property in Scotland that combines business potential with the qualities of a family home.

09:00 Kirstie's Handmade Britain - 4/8, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp takes up flower arranging for the Royal Cornwall Show. She enters two categories, and decides to use one of her favourite cups and saucers as a base for her first display. The second competition sees all the entrants given identical materials and a time limit of two hours to produce a winning arrangement. Kirstie heads to the Chelsea Flower Show for inspiration, and enlists the help of gold-winning entrant Tan Strong with her training.

10:05 Location, Location, Location - Norwich
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer come to the aid of Norwich couple who want to live in the city, but have a budget that appears to be too low for the local market.

10:40 The 7th Voyage of Sinbad Film (1958)
The heroic sailor pits his wits against an evil magician who has shrunk a princess to the size of a doll - but to break the spell, he must journey to a mysterious island inhabited by hideous monsters and find a magic lamp. Fantasy adventure, starring Kerwin Mathews, Kathryn Grant and Torin Thatcher, with special effects by Ray Harryhausen.

12:25 Time Team - 15/16, series 19
Tony Robinson adjudicates a debate to decide the team's greatest discovery to date. With more than 250 digs to consider, many of which retrieved rare and valuable finds in addition to the ones that revealed intriguing archaeological fakery, Mick Aston, Phil Harding and Helen Geake discuss and defend their favourites.

13:30 Time Team - Portskewett, South Wales: Hunting King Harold
Tony Robinson and the team investigate Harold's Field near Portskewett in south Wales, where local legends state that Harold II had a hunting lodge built in 1065. However, as the archaeologists search the previously uninvestigated site, they discover the Saxons were not alone in their interest in the location.

14:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent - 19/20, series 1
Property expert Phil Spencer visits a home near Swansea in south-west Wales to help owners John and Layla Morrissey to sell the home that their family has now outgrown. Phil has his work cut out as he tries to persuade the couple of the need to tidy some of their kids' toys away.

15:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Devon/Cornwall Border v Angouleme, France
Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman meet a couple who want to buy a second home somewhere they can have family holidays, searching for potential properties along the Devon and Cornwall border and in the Angouleme region of France.

16:45 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun: Costa Blanca
Sara Damergi tries to help Sheffield couple Chris and Lynn Simmerson find their ideal retirement home on Spain's Costa Blanca and discovers their £80,000 budget stretches further than expected.

17:50 Celebrity Come Dine with Me - 7
TV presenter Yvette Fielding, former Atomic Kitten singer Natasha Hamilton, comedian and one-time Catchphrase host Roy Walker and ex-Coronation Street actor Bruce Jones host dinner parties in their own homes in a bid to win £1,000 for a charity of their choice. Celebrity antics include French kissing, poor singing, and revelations of late-night activities involving yoghurt.

18:55 Grand Designs - 7/8, series 9
Kevin McCloud follows the progress of Mimi and Andre d'Costa, who have moved to the Kent countryside to bring up their two children. They have a large plot of land and want to build a house that will be functional enough to serve their young family, but will also blend in with the beautiful landscape. They turn to architect Nick Eldridge, who designs a simple modular home using state-of-the-art materials and technologies.

20:00 Sense and Sensibility Film (1995)
An impoverished family is taken in by a relative - and while sensible elder daughter Elinor's love for the sensitive Edward Ferrars meets with disapproval from his family, her more passionate younger sister Marianne engages in a disastrous romance with an infamous womaniser. Period drama based on Jane Austen's novel, directed by Ang Lee and starring Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant.

22:45 Father Ted - Speed 3
Dougal takes over as Craggy Island's new milkman, but his predecessor, local womaniser Pat Mustard, returns to exact an explosive revenge on Ted for getting him sacked. Starring Ardal O'Hanlon and Dermot Morgan.

23:20 Father Ted - The Mainland
Dougal and Ted visit the mainland, where they bump into actor Richard Wilson - and discover the hard way that he does not take kindly to being confused with his comic alter ego Victor Meldrew.

23:50 Father Ted - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest
Jack is declared dead after drinking too much floor polish - and Ted is astounded to learn he has been left a fortune in the will. However, he has to fulfil certain conditions before collecting the money.

00:25 Father Ted - New Jack City
Father Jack is hauled off to the local old priests' home to be treated for a strange medical complaint. He is replaced by a younger man - who proceeds to drive everyone crazy by playing jungle music at ear-splitting volume for hours on end.

00:55 Celebrity Come Dine with Me - 7
TV presenter Yvette Fielding, former Atomic Kitten singer Natasha Hamilton, comedian and one-time Catchphrase host Roy Walker and ex-Coronation Street actor Bruce Jones host dinner parties in their own homes in a bid to win £1,000 for a charity of their choice. Celebrity antics include French kissing, poor singing, and revelations of late-night activities involving yoghurt.

02:00 Location, Location, Location - Norwich
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer come to the aid of Norwich couple who want to live in the city, but have a budget that appears to be too low for the local market.

02:35 Close

Pick TV

06:00 Medical Emergency - 10/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with everything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

06:30 Medical Emergency - 11/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with everything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

07:00 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry
Spiritualist medium Colin Fry tries to make contact with the dead in front of a studio audience that has no idea whose loved ones will communicate - with surprising results.

07:30 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry
Spiritualist medium Colin Fry tries to make contact with the dead in front of a studio audience that has no idea whose loved ones will communicate - with surprising results.

08:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Anomaly
The Delphic Expanse has a distorting influence on space, and predatory aliens cause havoc for the Enterprise crew. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.

09:00 Stargate SG-1 - Camelot
With the threat of an Ori invasion now imminent, the team travels to the village of Camelot, where an ancient device left behind by Merlin the magician could hold the key to saving the galaxy from destruction. However, Daniel and Mitchell must first do battle with a black knight, while Carter tries to shut down the alien Supergate - but she may already be too late.

10:00 Stargate Universe - Hope
The crew takes shifts connected to the communication stones, hoping for a chance to contact Homeworld Command, while Chloe falls asleep and wakes up with Ginn's consciousness in her body. Tamara diagnoses Volker with end-stage renal disease, and with a kidney transplant necessary to save his life, the Destiny is searched for a suitable donor.

11:00 Emergency Abroad - 5/11, series 1
Documentary following the teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.

12:00 Four Weddings - Celebrity Four Weddings
Celebrity edition of the reality show in which four famous faces score each other's weddings for the chance to win a donation to the charity of their choice, with glamour model Lizzie Cundy, one-time pop star David Van Day, impressionist Francine Lewis and former Apprentice contestant Katie Hopkins.

13:00 Vet Adventures - Malawi
The visiting veterinarian Luke heads to Malawi, one of the poorest countries in the world, where he helps a dog days away from death, a baby baboon and an injured leopard.

14:00 Real Filth Fighters
Following specialist clean-up teams in their daily war against grime.

14:30 Real Filth Fighters
Following specialist clean-up teams in their daily war against grime.

15:00 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

15:30 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

16:00 Teen Wolf - Lunatic
Scott fears the fast-approaching full moon will cause him to kill, and the reluctant werewolf is left shattered when Allison suggests they take a break. Stiles has a plan to restrain Scott during full moon, but after finding out about an encounter between his friend and Lydia, his plans may be more selfish than they first appear.

17:00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

17:30 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Extinction
During a journey to a jungle planet, Archer, Reed and Hoshi become the victims of a mysterious virus which turns them into primal life forms, leaving Phlox in a race against time to find a cure. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula, Jolene Blalock and John Billingsley.

19:00 Stargate SG-1 - Flesh and Blood
Vala's rapidly aged daughter Adria is proclaimed the new leader of the villainous Ori as their invasion continues to threaten the alliance fleet and the Jaffa planet Chulak. The battered resistance must rethink its defence if it is to survive, as the attack moves further into the Milky Way. Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Shanks.

20:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 2: Route 66
Karl Pilkington heads across the Atlantic to travel along America's Route 66 highway. Activities during his journey include performing with a high-school choir, a `cuddle party' with New Age therapists and a monster-truck festival.

21:00 When Vacations Attack - 1, series 1
Unforgettable stories featuring people caught up in extraordinary situations.

22:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter - The Comeback Kid
Dog enlists the aid of a bail jumper's family in an effort to catch a fugitive, but begins to worry that their loyalties will ultimately spoil the trap.

23:00 Nothing to Declare UK
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of customs officers in the south of England as they tackle smugglers in ports, airports and at sea.

23:30 Nothing to Declare UK
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of customs officers in the south of England as they tackle smugglers in ports, airports and at sea.

00:00 Most Shocking - Reckless & Wild
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat.

01:00 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

01:30 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

02:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

03:00 Most Haunted - The Mermaid Inn
Yvette Fielding and a team of experts visit the 11th-century Mermaid Inn, which has a history of smuggling, secret passages and a rocking chair that moves by itself.

03:30 London Ambulance
On call with the London Ambulance Service.

04:00 Guilty! - Old Before Time/Get Your Own Life
A man is accused by his friend of acting old before his time, and a woman complains that her husband's identical twin is placing a strain on their marriage.

05:00 Trolley Dollies - 8/20, series 1
Flight attendant Ursula tries to control her nerves before her charity parachute jump.

05:30 Trolley Dollies - 9/20, series 1
Adam and Gavin compete for a promotion, while Michael heads for Egypt where some male passengers take a shine to him.

Sky Sports 1

06:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

07:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

08:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

09:00 Premier League Years
Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2011/12 season - all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time.

11:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Opening Ceremony
The opening ceremony at the Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, where the 13th staging of the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe is set to take place. Including the presentation of the players, led by respective captains Meg Mallon and Liselotte Neumann, and a look ahead to the event.

13:00 Live Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day One - Foursomes
The first day's play at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, where the 13th staging of the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe gets under way with the opening foursomes. Europe are defending the title after their 15-13 victory two years ago in Co Meath, and they took a first-day lead of 4.5 points to 3.5.

18:30 Live Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day One - Fourballs
Further coverage of the first day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the opening fourballs in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The USA only won one of the five sessions when the event was last held in Co Meath in 2011, but that was in the fourballs, and they have never lost a Solheim Cup match on home soil.

01:00 Super League - Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers
Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers. Action from the top-flight clash at Headingley. The Rhinos recorded an impressive 44-10 victory in April's reverse fixture at Craven Park, but the Robins' form has improved since then and they will have expected to produce a stronger performance on this occasion.

02:00 Premier League Preview - 2013 Opening Weekend
A look ahead to the opening fixtures of the season, which include Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium, Chelsea v Hull City at Stamford Bridge and Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur at Selhurst Park.

02:30 Premier League Years
Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2012/13 season - all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time.

04:30 Premier League Preview - 2013 Opening Weekend
A look ahead to the opening fixtures of the season, which include Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium, Chelsea v Hull City at Stamford Bridge and Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur at Selhurst Park.

05:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial
International football magazine featuring the best action from across the globe, including the latest news from the biggest leagues in Europe and South America.

05:30 Premier League Years
Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2012/13 season - all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time.

Sky Sports 3

06:00 Premier League Years
Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2010/11 season, all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time.

08:00 Masters Tennis - 2013 Cincinnati Masters: Day Four
The Cincinnati Masters. Action from the concluding third-round matches at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio. Victories for Stanislas Wawrinka and Milos Raonic at this stage in 2012 ensured that there would be at least one unseeded player in the semi-finals.

09:00 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

10:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

11:00 Premier League Years
Classic games, infamous blunders and moments of skill from the 2012/13 season - all set to a specially selected soundtrack from the time.

13:00 WWE: Raw
Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of John Cena and Alberto Del Rio..

15:00 Live Currie Cup Rugby Union - Sharks v Golden Lions
Sharks v Golden Lions (Kick-off 4.05pm). Both teams' second Premier Division encounter of the season, held at the Kings Park Stadium in Durban, South Africa. The hosts were beaten finalists in last year's competition, while the visitors lost out in the semi-finals thanks to a defeat against Western Province.

17:00 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

17:30 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

18:30 Live Super League - Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers
Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers (Kick-off 8.00pm). All the action from the top-flight clash at Headingley. The Rhinos recorded an impressive 44-10 victory in April's reverse fixture at Craven Park, but the Robins' form has improved since then and they will be expecting to produce a stronger performance on this occasion.

21:00 Premier League Preview - 2013 Opening Weekend
A look ahead to the opening fixtures of the season, which include Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium, Chelsea v Hull City at Stamford Bridge and Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur at Selhurst Park.

21:30 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

22:30 WWE: Late Night - Smackdown
Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. Presented by Josh Mathews and JBL.

00:30 WWE: Late Night - Bottom Line
Highlights of the latest edition of Raw, featuring action both in and out the ring, interviews, news and previews.

01:30 WWE Special - The Very Best of WCW and the Best of Nitro
A look back at the WCW's Monday Nitro series, which was once a strong rival of Monday Night Raw on American television before WWE owner Vince McMahon bought the WCW from media mogul Ted Turner.

02:30 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

03:30 Super League - Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers
Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers. Action from the top-flight clash at Headingley. The Rhinos recorded an impressive 44-10 victory in April's reverse fixture at Craven Park, but the Robins' form has improved since then and they will have expected to produce a stronger performance on this occasion.

04:30 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

05:00 Tight Lines
Keith Arthur hosts the fishing show, which includes a studio guest, features from around the world and emails from viewers, as they seek advice about how to put fish on the bank.

Sky Sports Ashes

06:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Derbyshire Falcons v Durham Dynamos
Derbyshire Falcons v Durham Dynamos. Highlights of the latest Group B match of the season for both sides, which was held at the County Ground in Derby. The Dynamos led the standings before the competition took a break for the Twenty20 campaign, and their excellent form included a 43-run rain-affected victory over the Falcons in the reverse fixture in May.

07:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Sydney: 2003 Fifth Test Day Five
A look back at the fifth day of the Fifth Test in the 2002/03 series, which was staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, and saw England claim an emphatic victory. Australia had been set a challenging 452 to win, but some inspired bowling by Andy Caddick ensured the tourists came out on top.

09:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Derbyshire Falcons v Durham Dynamos
Derbyshire Falcons v Durham Dynamos. Highlights of the latest Group B match of the season for both sides, which was held at the County Ground in Derby. The Dynamos led the standings before the competition took a break for the Twenty20 campaign, and their excellent form included a 43-run rain-affected victory over the Falcons in the reverse fixture in May.

10:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Lord's: 2005 First Test Day One
A look back at the first day of the First Test in 2005, which was staged at Lord's, and saw the Australian bowlers battle back after their side had been dismissed cheaply. England looked to have had the upper hand after they bowled the Aussies out for just 190, but subsequently suffered at the hands of Glenn McGrath, Brett Lee and Shane Warne as they ended the day on 92/7.

11:30 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Derbyshire Falcons v Durham Dynamos
Derbyshire Falcons v Durham Dynamos. Highlights of the latest Group B match of the season for both sides, which was held at the County Ground in Derby. The Dynamos led the standings before the competition took a break for the Twenty20 campaign, and their excellent form included a 43-run rain-affected victory over the Falcons in the reverse fixture in May.

12:30 Live International One-Day Cricket - England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s
England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s. The ninth and final fixture in the triangular series, as the sides meet at the County Ground, Derby. Bangladesh are the other country involved and following the completion of this match, each nation will have played three fixtures against the other two, with the top two in the standings meeting in the final at Trent Bridge on Monday.

21:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: The Oval: 2009 Fifth Test Day Four
A look back at the fourth day of the Fifth Test in 2009, which was staged at the Oval and featured an early finish to the match. England started the day in a dominant position and needed to bowl the Australians out to secure a 2-1 series victory.

23:00 International One-Day Cricket - England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s
England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s. Highlights of the ninth and final fixture in the triangular series, as the sides met at the County Ground, Derby. Bangladesh are the other country involved and following the completion of this match, each nation would have played three fixtures against the other participants, with the top two in the standings meeting in the final at Trent Bridge on Monday.

00:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Headingley: 2009 Fourth Test Day One
A look back at the first day of the Fourth Test in 2009, which was staged at Headingley, and saw the Aussies dominate with the ball and the bat. Having dismissed England for a lowly 102, they set about building a first innings lead and at stumps were on a score of 196/4.

02:00 International One-Day Cricket - England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s
England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s. Highlights of the ninth and final fixture in the triangular series, as the sides met at the County Ground, Derby. Bangladesh are the other country involved and following the completion of this match, each nation would have played three fixtures against the other participants, with the top two in the standings meeting in the final at Trent Bridge on Monday.

03:00 Ashes Memories - Mark's Magical Monday
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 2001 Ashes series between England and Australia at Headingley, where batsman Mark Butcher enjoyed his finest day of international cricket.

03:30 Ashes Memories - Slats and Shane Show: Brisbane 1994
A look back at the performances of Michael Slater and Shane Warne in the First Test of 1994-95 series at the Brisbane Cricket Ground. Slater scored 175 in the first innings before being bowled by Graham Gooch, and Warne was at his imperious best, taking eight wickets in the second innings and 11 in the match.

04:00 International One-Day Cricket - England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s
England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s. Highlights of the ninth and final fixture in the triangular series, as the sides met at the County Ground, Derby. Bangladesh are the other country involved and following the completion of this match, each nation would have played three fixtures against the other participants, with the top two in the standings meeting in the final at Trent Bridge on Monday.

05:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Sydney: 2010/11 Fourth Day
A look back at the fourth day of the Fifth Test in 2010/11, staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, and which saw England close in on a series victory. The Aussies finished on 213-7, still some 151 runs behind England's first innings total, and the tourists duly completed another emphatic triumph the following day.

Sky1

06:00 The Middle - Friends, Lies and Videotapes
Axl falls for the charms of his attractive biology teacher, and films secret footage of her to use in his band's online music video. Meanwhile, Frankie embarks on a mission to find a friend for Brick, and Sue disobeys Mike by going to see an R-rated movie. Guest starring Kristin Cavallari (The Hills).

06:30 The Middle - Hecks on a Plane
Sue wins a trip to New York, but the Hecks' flight to the Big Apple does not run smoothly when Frankie brings too much luggage, Brick forgets to bring any books, and the Eastern Seaboard is hit by a freak snowstorm.

07:00 The Middle - The Maths Class
Frankie is furious when Brick returns home from school having scored a D in his latest maths exam, and questions his teacher's abilities. Meanwhile, Axl and Sue hunt for a buried time capsule when they stay with their eccentric Aunt Edie.

07:30 The Middle - Spring Cleaning
The Hecks have a spring clean, but after rummaging through 20 years' worth of belongings, discover that some things are best left forgotten. Meanwhile, Brick demonstrates an entrepreneurial streak, offering his pearls of wisdom on a neighbourhood information stand.

08:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 26/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:30 The Middle - The Legacy
Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes.

09:00 The Middle - The Royal Wedding
Frankie becomes obsessed with the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and shocks the family by going all out to celebrate the occasion - buying an HDTV and an array of commemorative knick-knacks.

09:30 The Middle - Mother's Day II
Mike and the kids think they have come up with the perfect Mother's Day gift for Frankie, a day she can devote entirely to herself - but the plan backfires almost immediately. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott.

10:00 Chris & Wes: Let's Do This - 8/10, series 1
Fly-on-the-wall series following the 2011 Got to Dance champions, discovering how their lives have changed since winning the competition.

10:30 Chris & Wes: Let's Do This - 9/10, series 1
Fly-on-the-wall series following 2011 Got to Dance champions Chris Donnelly and Wesley Clack, discovering how their lives have changed since winning the competition.

11:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 28/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

11:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 29/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

12:00 Glee - Nationals
The day of the National Show Choir Championships arrives for the members of New Directions, who have to overcome Tina's earlier injury and impress a panel of judges which includes actress Lindsay Lohan.

13:00 Glee - Goodbye
The members of New Directions contemplate their futures as graduation day arrives, and some students prepare to bid farewell to McKinley High, including Rachel, who sets her sights on making her New York dreams come true. Last in the series.

14:00 Stargate SG-1 - Watergate
The team is called in to help when the Russian government encounters problems using a Stargate that was presumed lost after a crash. But when Daniel and Samantha make their way through, they end up stranded. Star Trek's Marina Sirtis guest stars.

15:00 Stargate SG-1 - The First Ones
Daniel is captured and held prisoner by a Unas uncovered during an archaeological dig on an alien world. O'Neill and the rest of the team launch a rescue mission, but soon run into trouble themselves. Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Shanks and Richard Dean Anderson.

16:00 The Middle - The Prom
Frankie and Mike force Axl to do the right thing when he inadvertently invites the wrong girl to the prom by text, and Brick proves to be something of a playwright.

16:30 Modern Family - Strangers on a Treadmill
In an episode inspired by Hitchcock thriller Strangers on a Train, Claire and Mitchell agree to be brutally honest with each other's partners - so Phil is informed his stand-up comedy is cringeworthy, and Cam is told his decision to wear biker shorts is unwise. Comedy, starring Julie Bowen and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

17:00 Modern Family - Unplugged
Tired of the family's obsession with electronic gadgets, Claire and Phil declare a household challenge to see who can stay unplugged the longest. Mitch and Cameron frantically try to get Lily into the best pre-school, while Jay and Manny are concerned at the lengths to which Gloria will go to stop the neighbour's dog barking.

17:30 The Simpsons - Brush with Greatness
Marge is delighted to discover she still has a flair for art, and is commissioned to paint Mr Burns's portrait - much to Homer's horror. With the guest voice of Ringo Starr.

18:00 The Simpsons - The Falcon and the D'ohman
Homer requires the help of his new friend, a former CIA agent, when he gets into a spot of bother with a Ukrainian terrorist. Meanwhile, Marge fantasises about being a contestant on a TV cookery contest, and the future of Ned and Mrs Krabappel's relationship is resolved. With the guest voice of Kiefer Sutherland.

18:30 The Simpsons - Behind the Laughter
Spoof behind-the-scenes special exploring what makes the dysfunctional family's antics so popular. Featuring the guest voices of Willie Nelson, Gary Coleman and Stephen Hawking.

19:00 Modern Family - Halloween
Claire prepares the Dunphy household for Halloween, but the rest of the family is less enthusiastic. The spooky goings-on remind Cameron of a traumatic childhood experience, and Gloria is upset when Jay and Manny make fun of her accent.

19:30 Modern Family - Chirp
While Claire and Haley fall ill at the same time, Phil wages battle against a defective smoke detector after concluding it is saying `you're not a man' to him. Elsewhere, Manny accidentally gets one of Jay's employees dismissed. Comedy, starring Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen.

20:00 Flintoff: From Lord's to the Ring - 3/3, series 1
Andrew Flintoff shares his post-fight reactions before looking back over the experience as a whole. There follows a compilation of unseen footage before the former cricketer considers his next move. Should he hang up the gloves for good or is this the start of a knockout boxing career? Last in the series.

21:00 A League of Their Own - 3/12, series 3
Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and ex-England cricketer Andrew Flintoff are the team captains star Rio Ferdinand and comedian Lee Mack joining in the fun.

22:00 Spartacus - Spartacus: Gods of the Arena: Missio
Batiatus enlists the help of Lucretia, Gaia and gladiator recruits to implement a devious plan, and Crixus proves his potential as Oenomaus contemplates the end of his career. Starring Dustin Clare and John Hannah.

23:15 Road Wars - 2/8, series 3
The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars with on-board video cameras to give an intriguing insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented, featuring footage of dangerous drivers on the overcrowded roads.

23:45 Flightplan Film (2005)
A widow boards a plane with her daughter and promptly falls asleep. When she wakes up, the girl has disappeared - and the mother's fear turns to outright panic when the aircraft crew insists she boarded the flight alone, suggesting the child is merely a figment of her distressed imagination. Thriller, starring Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Sean Bean and Greta Scacchi.

01:40 Road Wars - 9/8, series 3
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme features footage of dangerous drivers on the overcrowded roads.

02:05 Caprica - Unvanquished
Daniel visits Joseph and makes a deal with Ha'la'tha to regain control of Graystone Industries, but the business comes at a high price. Meanwhile, Clarice tries to push the creation of a new religion based on Zoe's invention - but not everyone is keen on the idea.

03:00 Stargate SG-1 - Divide and Conquer
Major Graham goes berserk with a gun, firing on a crowd before killing himself - and an investigation soon reveals he was a victim of Goa'uld mind control. Anise is forced to get to the bottom of things before someone else is possessed. Sci-fi adventure, starring Vanessa Angel and Phillip Mitchell.

04:00 Stargate SG-1 - Window of Opportunity
O'Neill and Teal'c are exposed to a strange alien device and find themselves caught in a temporal anomaly. Faced with repeatedly living the same day over again they must convince everyone else about what is happening and find a way to break the time loop. Sci-fi adventure

05:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Horse with Strangles
Documentary following the work of RSPCA staff across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

05:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Abandoned Dog
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

Sky2

06:00 Sell Me the Answer - 22/50, series 1
Quiz show in which contestants barter with answer-selling traders to win a jackpot of £25,000, but must decide whether they can be trusted. Hosted by Gethin Jones.

07:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 27/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

07:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 28/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:00 Dog Squad
Documentary following the work of border customs officials in their search for illegal drugs and contraband.

08:30 Dog Squad
Documentary following the work of border customs officials in their search for illegal drugs and contraband.

09:00 Diversity Live: The Diversitoys Tour
Documentary following the dance group's preparations for a sold-out show at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring behind-the-scenes footage of rehearsals and life on tour, plus a live performance and specially shot scenes.

10:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Swan Boat Rescue
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

10:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Badger Diggers
Documentary following the work of RSPCA staff across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

11:00 Smurfs 2 Special
The making of comedy sequel, which sees the miniature blue heroes clash with evil wizard Gargamel once more as he plots to create his own race of mischievous Smurf-like creatures.

11:15 JLS - Eyes Wide Open
The JLS boys perform live at the O2 during their 2011 arena tour. All the hits are here, including number ones The Club Is Alive and Everybody in Love, while the songs are punctuated with backstage interviews with Aston, Marvin, JB and Oritse.

13:00 The Real A&E - 13/30, series 2
The team races to help a cyclist who collided with a car, and treats a builder who trapped his thumb in a heavy loft ladder.

13:30 The Real A&E - 14/30, series 2
The team races to a playground where a boy has slipped and broken his arm.

14:00 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

14:30 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

15:00 Diversity in Dublin
Ashley Banjo leads his crew out on to the stage of the O2 in Dublin on the second leg of their Diversity Digitized tour, an inventive all-new adventure in which they star as characters in a computer game. The film also features footage of the guys as they relax backstage and take in some of the sights that Ireland has to offer.

16:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 4/45, series 4
Bonus footage from the first stage as a host of would-be dancing stars strut their stuff in front of the judges - Diversity's Ashley Banjo, former Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt and JLS star Aston Merrygold - with only the best going through to the semi-finals.

16:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 5/45, series 4
Bonus footage from the first stage as a host of would-be dancing stars strut their stuff in front of the judges - Diversity's Ashley Banjo, Kimberly Wyatt of Pussycat Dolls fame and JLS star Aston Merrygold - with only the best going through to the semi-finals.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - Miller's Crossing
On Earth, McKay's sister Jeannie Miller is kidnapped by Delvin Medicinal Technologies president Henry Wallace. Convinced that only she and McKay are capable of using the nanotechnology necessary to save his daughter's life, Wallace lures McKay into a trap. Guest starring Kate Hewlett.

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - This Mortal Coil
Part one of two. The crew members of Atlantis must face their worst fears when a mysterious probe collides with the city-ship. With no indication of where the mechanism has come from, the team members suspect the Replicators have finally tracked them down. Guest starring Torri Higginson.

19:00 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

20:00 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

21:00 Road Wars - 3/6, series 2
The police are suspicious of a man who is wearing two pairs of trousers and two jackets, and they listen in amusement to his feeble attempts at a credible explanation. Plus, two car thieves wearing washing-up gloves make a swift getaway, but are halted when they collide with a cameraman.

22:00 Road Wars - 4/6, series 2
Footage of criminal acts, featuring a man who turns on the cameras when cornered by officers and a high-speed cross-country police chase.

23:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Bomb Scare
Focusing on the work of the City of London police as they tackle crime on the streets of the capital.

00:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad Unleashed - 2/2, series 1
Part two of two. Highlights from the series, revealing the best and worst of the behaviour of British tourists in Eastern Europe.

00:50 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

01:40 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates - 1/3, series 1
The actor investigates the boom in piracy on the world's oceans, travelling to some of the planet's biggest trouble spots to discover the problems faced by potential targets and those trying to protect them. He begins in London, where he discovers the economic impact of hijackings on global trade, before joining a Royal Navy anti-piracy ship in the Gulf of Aden off Somalia.

02:30 Cop Squad
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

03:20 Road Wars - 15/20, series 6
Dan and Daz tackle drug dealers, while in America a driver pulls a gun on an officer.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 2/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond set out to discover which foods produce the smelliest gas, and an experiment gets under way to see if it is possible to walk on custard.

05:00 Road Wars - 6/6, series 1
The Proactive Squad chases a criminal racing through the grounds of Milton Keynes hospital, and an American patrol officer is stunned when a speeding driver claims he is blind.

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BBC2 South East

BBC3

BBC4

Channel 4

Channel 5

Comedy Central

Comedy Central Extra

Film4

ITV Anglia

ITV2

ITV3

ITV4

More4

Pick TV

Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 3

Sky Sports Ashes

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Sky2

BBC1 South East

09:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites - 95, series 1
Highlights of the series, recalling his favourite moments from the past year in the kitchen. Plus, archive clips featuring Rick Stein and Lorraine Pascale.

10:30 Lorraine's Fast, Fresh and Easy Food - Everyday Easy
Lorraine Pascale shows how to cook a range of straightforward and satisfying dishes while juggling a hectic daily routine, and offers tips on making starters, main courses and desserts that are ideal for sharing, as well as quick family meals. Last in the series.

11:00 Football Focus
A look ahead to the opening round of fixtures in the Premier League campaign, including Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium, Chelsea v Hull City at Stamford Bridge and Manchester City v Newcastle United at the Etihad Stadium. Plus, news from the lunchtime encounter between Liverpool and Stoke City at Anfield.

11:45 Sportsday - Saturday Sportsday
The latest sports news, including a look ahead to today's important fixtures and events.

12:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather

12:15 Live Athletics

14:00 5,000m at
Further live coverage of day eight in Moscow, as the men's marathon concludes before attention turns to the events inside the Luzhniki Stadium. Usain Bolt is expected to be the star attraction once again in the final of the men's 200m at

14:35 plus the women's high jump from
Further live coverage of day eight in Moscow, as the men's marathon concludes before attention turns to the events inside the Luzhniki Stadium. Usain Bolt is expected to be the star attraction once again in the final of the men's 200m at

14:55 and 4x400m relay at
Further live coverage of day eight in Moscow, as the men's marathon concludes before attention turns to the events inside the Luzhniki Stadium. Usain Bolt is expected to be the star attraction once again in the final of the men's 200m at

15:30 With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe
Further live coverage of day eight in Moscow, as the men's marathon concludes before attention turns to the events inside the Luzhniki Stadium. Usain Bolt is expected to be the star attraction once again in the final of the men's 200m at

15:50 Medals will also be decided on the penultimate day of the championships in the men's javelin from
Further live coverage of day eight in Moscow, as the men's marathon concludes before attention turns to the events inside the Luzhniki Stadium. Usain Bolt is expected to be the star attraction once again in the final of the men's 200m at

16:10 while Great Britain's Tiffany Porter will be hoping to appear in the final of the women's 100m hurdles at
Further live coverage of day eight in Moscow, as the men's marathon concludes before attention turns to the events inside the Luzhniki Stadium. Usain Bolt is expected to be the star attraction once again in the final of the men's 200m at

16:25 BBC News; Regional News and Weather

16:45 Pointless Celebrities - 3/10, series 4
A sitcom special of the unorthodox general knowledge quiz. Contestants Craig Charles and Danny John-Jules (Red Dwarf), Brendan O'Carroll and Jennifer Gibney (Mrs Brown's Boys), Su Pollard and Jeffrey Holland (Hi-de-Hi!) and Jean Boht and Nick Conway (Bread) try to come up with the least likely correct answers to a series of questions posed to the public in the hope of winning a jackpot sum for charity.

17:35 That Puppet Game Show - Dougie's Birthday
Match of the Day's Gary Lineker and former England cricketer Andrew Flintoff compete in a series of challenges involving talking birds and a cross between table tennis and interplanetary warfare - with the winner receiving £10,000 for charity. Plus, another look at what the puppet hosts are getting up to backstage as Dougie Colon celebrates his birthday. Family entertainment show co-produced by Muppet creators the Jim Henson Company.

18:15 I Love My Country - 3/8, series 1
Gabby Logan hosts the rowdy, light-hearted game show in which two panels of famous faces compete to demonstrate their knowledge of all things British. Team captains Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan are joined by actresses Sally Lindsay and Gemma Atkinson, actor Billy Boyd, musical theatre star Michael Ball, Olympic gold medallist Greg Rutherford and Faye Tozer from Steps. Jamelia fronts the house band.

19:00 The National Lottery: Break the Safe - 4/8, series 1
Nick Knowles hosts the game show in which three couples take part in several question-and-answer sessions in a bid to be the last pair standing. The winners then have the chance to play for the money in the safe - with the amount depending on how much they have earned throughout the previous rounds. Includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws and the Lotto Plus 5 results.

19:50 Casualty - Once There Was a Way Home - Part Two
Part two of two. Zoe returns to find the ED in chaos, with a crane blocking the entrance, and when she reaches her office, Fletch is locked outside and Jamie is barricaded inside with asylum seeker Ramin. As the situation escalates, the student nurse must put his training to the test. Meanwhile, Sam's colleagues see a different side to her when she helps rescue a baby from a car crash, and Tess considers handing in her resignation.

20:40 Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow - Brighton
The comedian visits Brighton Dome, where Al Murray as the Pub Landlord headlines tonight's showcase of stand-ups from the comedy circuit, supported by Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson.

21:10 BBC News; Weather

21:30 National Lottery Update

21:30 Match of the Day
Highlights of the opening matches of the Premier League season, including Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium and West Ham United v Cardiff City at Upton Park. With new manager David Moyes taking over, United were playing their first league match without Alex Ferguson since 1986 and faced a potentially difficult task against a Swansea side that has made several new additions to their squad. Meanwhile, Cardiff were making their Premier League debut and were looking to emulate their 1-0 win at this ground on the first weekend of the Championship campaign two seasons ago. Plus, Liverpool v Stoke City, Arsenal v Aston Villa, Norwich City v Everton, Sunderland v Fulham and West Bromwich Albion v Southampton.

22:55 The Football League Show
Highlights and all the goals from today's fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including Bournemouth v Wigan Athletic at Dean Court, Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday at Elland Road and Reading v Watford at the Madejski Stadium.

00:10 Weatherview

00:15 BBC News

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus sports reports, weather forecasts and arts and entertainment features.

BBC2 South East

06:30 My Life with Caroline Film (1941)
A publisher discovers that his wife is falling in love with an Argentine millionaire and considering a divorce. He tries to sabotage their romance and persuade her to stay with him, which causes him to recall an earlier incident when she became smitten with a sculptor. Romantic comedy, starring Ronald Colman and Anna Lee.

07:50 Underwater! Film (1955)
A scuba diver organises a treasure-hunting expedition to the Caribbean, accompanied by his sceptical wife and greedy partner. They discover a shipwreck at the bottom of the sea, but retrieving its precious cargo proves perilous - especially with modern-day pirates at large in the area. Adventure, starring Jane Russell, Gilbert Roland and Richard Egan.

09:25 Reel History of Britain - Britain's Home Guard
Melvyn Bragg looks back at the Second World War by visiting Osterley Park in Middlesex, site of the first Home Guard training school. Robert Brown, from North Yorkshire, encounters his father as a company commander, and Dad's Army co-writer Jimmy Perry explains how his experience in the Home Guard inspired him to create the hit comedy.

09:55 The Private Life of Plants - Flowering
Exploring flowering plant reproduction and pollination, looking at the ways in which blooms attract insects by means of colour, scent and the promise of nectar. The programme examines how various species' attractions sometimes turn out to be false.

10:45 University Challenge - 5/37, series 20
The first round of the quiz continues with four students from the University of Loughborough pitting their wits against a team from Clare College, Cambridge, in a bid to reach the second stage of the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

11:15 Live Athletics - Athletics: World Championships: 2013 Day Eight
Live coverage of the opening stages of the men's marathon in Moscow, with the action beginning at 12.30, as the penultimate day of events get under way. This event was won by Abel Kirui in 2011 when the championships were held in Daegu, South Korea, and the Kenyan also triumphed two years prior to that in Berlin. Commentary by Steve Cram and Brendan Foster. Coverage continues on BBC One.

12:15 Escape to the Country - Suffolk
Nicki Chapman helps a couple who are looking for a property in rural Suffolk with their £500,000 budget. The presenter also learns about a project aimed at protecting the region's newly born barn owls.

13:00 Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure - 2/4, series 1
Ken Hom and Ching-He Huang continue their culinary trek with a visit to Chengdu, capital of Sichuan province, where locals cling on to their identity through food. They sample the complex and almost addictive spices that set Sichuan food apart and make it one of the most memorable of all Chinese cuisines, explore the back streets in search of the most authentic dishes and traditional snacks, and experience some hot and fiery cooking in local homes and restaurants.

14:00 Wild China - Shangri-La
The documentary series exploring China's wildlife continues with a journey to the Yunnan Province, where parallel mountain ranges channel mighty rivers from Tibet southward to the tropics, and the landscape provides a home to diverse species. While the mountain forests are home to red pandas, the valleys below contain jungles inhabited by gibbons, sunbirds and elephants.

15:00 Urban Jungle
Documentary revealing the urban wildlife lurking in unusual places around London. Actress Alison Steadman joins bird expert David Lindo to reveal some of the city' secret wildlife spots, including woodpeckers living by the Westway, dragonflies hatching in Clapton and lizards lounging in Hanwell.

15:30 Final Score
The classified results and this afternoon's news from the Premier League, Football League and Scotland.

16:30 Coast - The Secret Life of Beaches
Exploring the stories and histories of Britain's beaches. Nicholas Crane searches for leeches in the pebble-pools of Dungeness in Kent, and learns how the area was formed. Hermione Cockburn takes to the air to view sand art in Jersey, Andy Torbet visits one of the nation's most dangerous beaches, Tessa Dunlop inspects a steelworks built on the shore of Port Talbot, and in Aberlady Bay, East Lothian, Nick Hewitt unearths submarines that played a pivotal role in sinking the Tirpitz, one of Hitler's largest battleships.

17:00 Flog It! - Stoke-on-Trent
Paul Martin and resident experts David Barby and Mark Stacey visit Stoke-on-Trent, heart of the British pottery industry, where they meet people eager to sell their antiques.

18:00 Proms Extra 2013 - 4, series 1
Katie Derham is joined in the studio by Norwegian trumpeter Tine Thing Helseth, soul singer Laura Mvula and vocal coach and broadcaster Mary King to discuss this week's concerts. There is also an interview with American conductor Marin Alsop, who in September is set to become the first woman to lead the Last Night of the Proms.

18:40 Dad's Army - The Showing Up of Corporal Jones
A major from Area HQ decides Corporal Jones is too old to be in the Home Guard unless he can complete an assault course - leaving the rest of the platoon hatching a plan to help him. Comedy first broadcast in 1968, starring Clive Dunn, Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier.

19:10 Thatcher - The Downing Street Years - Woman at War
Documentary from 1993 examining the former Conservative prime minister's 11 years in office between 1979 and 1990, starting as her new government was struggling to revive Britain's declining economy. Thatcher saw herself as at war with any colleague or political adversary who dared to stand in the way of her imposing her own vision of society on the country. Featuring interviews with former cabinet ministers Jim Prior, Francis Pym and Ian Gilmour.

20:10 Top of the Lake - No Goodbyes, Thanks
Tui's due date is imminent and Robin is summoned to Matt Mitcham's, where what she hears leaves her in the depths of despair. The detective summons up her last reserves of strength to try to find the girl before her father can, but nothing can prepare her for where she will have to go, or what she will have to see. Thriller set in New Zealand, starring Elisabeth Moss and Peter Mullan. Last in the series.

21:10 QI XL - Incomprehensible
Stephen Fry hosts an extended edition of the quiz with a difference, joined by comedians Sue Perkins and Ross Noble, physicist Brian Cox and regular panellist Alan Davies. He asks questions on incomprehensible subjects, and awards points for the most interesting answers.

22:00 Rabbit-Proof Fence Film (2002)
Three Aboriginal children are forcibly separated from their mothers by the Australian government in the 1930s. They escape from their detention centre, embarking on a dangerous and arduous journey to be reunited with their families. Fact-based drama, starring Everlyn Sampi, Tianna Sansbury, Laura Monaghan, David Gulpilil and Kenneth Branagh.

23:25 2 Days in Paris Film (2006)
French photographer Marion tries to save her ailing relationship with her American boyfriend. The couple spend two days in France visiting Marion's parents, where they hope to be able to set things right between them. But a string of old flames threatens their plans. Romantic comedy drama, directed by

01:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:45 The Lost Moment Film (1947)
A publisher insinuates himself into the Venice household of an elderly recluse, to recover a series of love letters that were written to her by a famous poet. However, his plans are threatened by the old woman's psychologically troubled niece and his own suspicions that a terrible fate befell the lovelorn wordsmith. Romantic drama, starring Susan Hayward, Robert Cummings and Agnes Moorehead.

BBC3

18:00 Great Movie Mistakes - Great Movie Mistakes 2011: Not in 3D
footage of the most memorable mishaps that were spotted in films released during 2011, including Oscar-nominated masterpieces and box-office flops, and shares his views on the clips. The programme features continuity mistakes, anachronisms, physical blunders, factual errors and members of the crew sneaking into shot.

18:15 Shanghai Noon Film (2000)
A 19th-century imperial guard to the Emperor of China faces a clash of cultures when he is flung into the Wild West on a mission to rescue a princess who has been kidnapped by a renegade. In a bid to complete his quest, he teams up with a bumbling outlaw. Comedy Western, starring Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Jason Connery and Lucy Liu.

20:00 Armageddon Film (1998)
Nasa discovers an asteroid the size of Texas is on a collision course with Earth, so a drilling expert is recruited to train a team of misfits to transport a nuclear device into outer space to destroy it - but having had no experience of space travel, the reluctant astronauts find themselves seriously out of their depth. Sci-fi thriller

22:20 Family Guy - The King Is Dead
Lois becomes a theatre director and decides to stage The King and I as her first production. However, Peter ends up taking over the show and replaces Loretta with Diane Simmons in the lead role.

22:45 Family Guy - I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Peter is sent to a women's sensitivity retreat as punishment for telling a sexist joke, and gets in touch with his feminine side - much to the dismay of Lois, who enlists the help of Quagmire to return him to his old self. Animated comedy, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane.

23:10 American Dad! - Stan Time
Stan is given pills by a colleague that enable him to stay awake all night so he can spend more time enjoying his hobbies, but when Francine discovers his nocturnal activities, she wants to join him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger try to write a script for a pornographic film.

23:35 Badults - Girls
Tom tries to impress his mother by telling her he is engaged to Matthew's sister Rachel, but the plan backfires when she leaves her job to help him plan his big day, and his alleged fiancee arrives at the flat. Matthew is outraged until it is revealed he has a secret girlfriend in America, who believes it is Ben she is really in a relationship with. Comedy, starring Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry.

00:05 Live at the Electric - 7/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show featuring lothario Antonio sharing his theory on how to stimulate a woman's mind. Plus, Film Fizz's Chris Kendall goes head to head with Colin Firth and Marcel Lucont reveals his views on religion.

00:35 Boom Town - 1/6, series 1
Reality show, celebrating some of Britain's most eccentric people. In the first episode, Kev the white witch asks an estate agent to value his house, superheroes the Knight Warriors wait for a bus, Talina the temptress turns on the charm to get herself a free holiday and fashion designer Stella attempts to sell her intriguing dress design.

01:05 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Cocaine Capital of the World: Stacey Dooley Investigates
The presenter heads to remote and hostile regions to meet people involved in the global drugs trade - including producers and traffickers who are on the run from the authorities. In the first edition, Stacey discovers why Peru is known as the world's cocaine capital. Beginning her journey in Lima, she visits a British man who was jailed for smuggling the substance into Europe, before linking up with government forces as they launch a major crackdown on the farmers that earn their living through its production. She then treks through the rainforest to find out how a new strain of coca plant is being grown.

02:00 Shoplife - 3/6, series 1
Documentary following a group of young people employed at the Metrocentre, Gateshead, the UK's largest shopping and leisure centre. From nights out on the town to discovering their career aspirations, the programme reveals what life is like for youths during their journeys to independence.

03:00 Close

BBC4

18:00 Precision: The Measure of All Things - Time and Distance
Documentary exploring humanity's obsession with compartmentalising the environment into ever-more-precise units of measurement - from the first cave paintings of the Cro-Magnons, to today's atomic clocks. In the first edition, Professor Marcus du Sautoy charts the history of the metre and the second, and examines scientists' continuing efforts to redefine how time and length are quantified.

19:00 Tiger - Spy in the Jungle - 1/3, series 1
Using high-definition cameras attached to elephants, David Attenborough follows the day-to-day lives of four tiger cubs in India's Pench National Park. The two males and two females grow rapidly and by 14 weeks can eat the equivalent of 20 steaks between them, but remain vulnerable to rogue male tigers and their arch-rivals - leopards.

20:00 Sebastian Bergman - The Cursed One - Part Two
Conclusion. The profiler tries to get his life back on track after making a surprising discovery, and sets about seeking treatment for his sexual addiction. He also resolves to rejuvenate his career, and insists Stockholm police allow him to help them catch a serial killer. Swedish crime drama, starring Rolf Lassgard.

21:30 Quadrophenia - Can You See the Real Me?
Guitarist Pete Townshend revisits his former haunts in Shepherd's Bush and Battersea, London, to reflect on the Who's sixth studio album Quadrophenia, released in 1973. He recalls how the record was nearly abandoned due to financial problems, a culture of drink and drugs, and a studio that was under construction. Featuring contributions by fellow band member Roger Daltrey, manager Bill Curbishley and record producer Ron Nevison.

22:40 The Who at the Electric Proms
The legendary group perform classic tracks including My Generation, Baba O'Riley and Pinball Wizard for the BBC's 2006 Electric Proms finale at the famous Roundhouse in north London. Including material from the band's mini-opera Wire and Glass.

23:30 Top of the Pops: 1978
A vintage episode of the pop show.

00:05 Tiger - Spy in the Jungle - 1/3, series 1
Using high-definition cameras attached to elephants, David Attenborough follows the day-to-day lives of four tiger cubs in India's Pench National Park. The two males and two females grow rapidly and by 14 weeks can eat the equivalent of 20 steaks between them, but remain vulnerable to rogue male tigers and their arch-rivals - leopards.

01:05 Precision: The Measure of All Things - Time and Distance
Documentary exploring humanity's obsession with compartmentalising the environment into ever-more-precise units of measurement - from the first cave paintings of the Cro-Magnons, to today's atomic clocks. In the first edition, Professor Marcus du Sautoy charts the history of the metre and the second, and examines scientists' continuing efforts to redefine how time and length are quantified.

02:05 Close

Channel 4

06:00 Swimming - IPC Swimming World Championships 2013: Day Five
Highlights from day five of the International Paralympic Committee event at the Parc Jean Drapeau Aquatic Complex in Montreal, Canada. With poolside reports from Rachael Latham.

07:00 The Morning Line - Newbury
Rishi Persad is joined by Jim McGrath and Graham Cunningham to present a look ahead to this afternoon's racing at Newbury, including news, features and the latest odds.

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an expensive Christmas present in the hope she will be grateful enough to let him go on a weekend golf trip with friends, but has not anticipated that she is getting him an even more extravagant gift. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton.

08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - What Good Are You?
Ray becomes the butt of embarrassing jibes for failing to consider Debra's feelings in a social crisis, and vows to be more attentive in future. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton.

09:00 Frasier - A Midwinter Night's Dream
Daphne offers to cook a romantic dinner to help Niles make amends with Maris after an argument - but ends up stranded with him on a stormy night. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves.

09:30 Frasier - And the Whimper Is
The shrink goes all out to win when he and Roz are nominated for a radio award, but wishes he hadn't after he discovers he is up against a veteran talk-show host who is retiring. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

10:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Leonard inadvertently gives the impression he is attracted to Amy when he accompanies her to a colleague's wedding. Meanwhile, Howard tries to persuade Bernadette they should live with his mother after getting married and suggests a trial run of the arrangement over the weekend.

10:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
Raj feels upset about not being in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find a date and introduces him to a girl he can actually talk to. They hit it off, but when it becomes apparent he has been buying her expensive gifts, his friends suspect she is only interested in his wealth.

11:00 The Simpsons - $pringfield (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling)
Mr Burns decides to open a casino in Springfield, and it is not before long Marge is bitten by the gambling bug - much to the dismay of her family. Animated comedy, with the guest voices of Gerry Cooney and Robert Goulet.

11:30 Undercover Boss Australia - 1/6, series 1
Don Meij, CEO of Domino's Pizza Enterprises, started out as a delivery driver for the multi-national company. Here, he gets involved in production by making and serving food to find out what is actually happening within his firm's outlets.

12:30 Channel 4 Racing

12:50 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

13:05 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

13:20 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

13:40 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

13:55 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

14:15 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

14:30 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

14:50 Channel 4 Racing
Live coverage of eight races from three meetings. From Newbury, races start From Newmarket From Ripon With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tom Lee, and reports from Rishi Persad.

15:10 V Festival - V Festival 2013: Saturday Live
Live coverage of the music event held in Hylands Park in Chelmsford and Weston Park, Staffordshire. Performers include Jessie J, Paloma Faith, Maverick Sabre and Katy B.

15:40 Come Dine with Me
Straight-talking Jackie Critten hosts the first in a week of dinner parties in Grimsby, North East Lincolnshire, inviting fellow competitors Phil Cowper, Shanelle Cutsforth and Chris Wood to dine at her home.

16:15 Come Dine with Me
Opinionated contestant Phil Cowper, who believes he is always right, hosts the second dinner party in Grimsby, North East Lincolnshire, as the culinary competition continues.

16:45 Come Dine with Me
The contest passes the halfway mark as glamorous hostess Shanelle Cutsforth invites her fellow competitors to attend the third in a week of dinner parties in Grimsby, North East Lincolnshire.

17:15 Come Dine with Me
The contest in Grimsby, North East Lincolnshire, draws to a close as Chris Wood, the self-confessed `campest straight man in the world' hosts the fourth and final dinner party. As the event reaches its conclusion, the winner is revealed.

17:45 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:00 Mission: Impossible Film (1996)
Secret agents suspect there is a traitor in their organisation when their latest assignment ends in disaster. The sole survivor is accused of being the mole, forcing him to go on the run to clear his name. However, in the process, he discovers a former Russian spy is selling information about the world's leading undercover operatives. Action thriller based on the 1960s TV series, starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight and Ving Rhames.

20:00 Knight and Day Film (2010)
A woman has a chance encounter with a rogue secret agent, who has been framed as a traitor and is on the run from his own superiors. Realising she is in danger for knowing too much, he kidnaps her and drags her along on his desperate mission to clear his name. Comedy adventure

22:10 Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies
The Office co-creator's critically acclaimed 2011 stand-up comedy show, based on his experiences of the rocky road to finding love - a quest in which being 6ft 7 doesn't always help.

23:10 V Festival - V Festival 2013: Saturday Highlights
Memorable performances and interviews from the music event held in Hylands Park in Chelmsford and Weston Park, Staffordshire. Artists taking to the stage were Katy B, Two Door Cinema Club, Jessie J, the Script, DJ Fresh and Beyonce.

00:35 Crazy about One Direction
An insight into the lives of the pop group's biggest and most passionate fans, revealing the tactics they employ to get a chance to meet Harry, Zayn, Niall, Liam and Louis. From camping out before and after concerts and booking into nearby hotels, to watching social media sites constantly for an idea of where the band might turn up next, these `Directioners' will do almost anything to meet their idols and happily follow them up and down the country. Some of these fans even get tattoos to have something in common with the boys, while 18-year-old A-level student Natasha decided to have braces fitted - because Niall also had them.

01:35 Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

03:50 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game, with Gloria Hunniford in Dictionary Corner.

04:30 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard
The patissier demonstrates recipes and welcomes guests to his home to offer constructive criticism on their baked creations.

05:00 The Treacle People - What's the Drill?
The Professor uses his latest invention to tunnel through treacle.

05:10 The Hoobs - Sir Iverlot
The pals learn about chivalry and wonder how they can become knights.

05:35 Ironman 2013 - Ironman Bolton
Action from the Ironman Bolton event, featuring an interview with British prospect Daniel Halksworth, who claimed his maiden Ironman victory at this race in 2012. There is also a look at where the best European triathletes figure in the rankings.

Channel 5

06:00 Roobarb and Custard Too - When the Astrognomes Landed
Roobarb wakes up to discover gnomes have invaded the garden. Animated adventures, narrated by Richard Briers.

06:10 Bananas in Pyjamas - Morgan's Cafe
Morgan opens a cafe to raise money for repairs after the Cuddlestown playground is damaged in a storm.

06:25 Noddy in Toyland - Double Trouble
Sly and Gobbo clone themselves - and with twice the number of goblins around town, chaos ensues.

06:40 City of Friends - Jumpi to the Rescue
Jumpi wants to be a fireman and hides in the fire engine's bucket.

06:55 Little Princess - What's Wrong with Gilbert?
The youngster is upset when a leg falls off her teddy bear and she is scared to play with it in case it breaks again.

07:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky - Bill's Birthday
Bill looks forward to celebrating his birthday, but his friends seem to have forgotten all about it.

07:25 Angelina Ballerina - Angelina and the Must-Have Bag
The mouse saves up enough money to buy a fashionable bag all her friends have, but realises developing her own style can be more rewarding than following a trend.

07:45 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Cloud Shepherd
The friends are amazed to find fluffy white shapes all over Nutwood.

08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Redbeard the Elf Pirate
Barnaby elf's uncle Redbeard loses all his treasure, prompting Holly and Ben to follow the clues in an effort to track it down.

08:10 Toby's Travelling Circus - Puppet Circus
Toby is trying to think of a new finale for the show when Delores inspires him by picking out a puppet that looks like Freddo.

08:25 Roary the Racing Car - Flash's Tea Party
Flash invites everyone for afternoon tea, but forgets to tell them to each bring a dish. Narrated by Stirling Moss, with the voice of Peter Kay.

08:40 Jelly Jamm - Jammboman's Fall
Sidekickman realises he is just Jammboman's assistant and decides to adopt a new persona.

09:00 Power Rangers: Megaforce - Going Viral
Noah begins to doubt his abilities as a Ranger when he cannot lift Jake's Snake Axe, but discovers that believing in himself is all he needs to do.

09:35 Slugterra - Deadweed
Eli does not believe in ghosts until he and the gang enter the Deadweed cavern, but what lurks inside is far more sinister.

10:00 Inside Hollywood
Magazine show, with location reports and showbusiness news from behind the scenes in Tinseltown.

10:05 Big Brother - Big Brother: Live Eviction
The housemates gather on the sofas once more as Emma Willis hosts the latest eviction, revealing which of this week's nominees the public have voted out, then chatting to them about their time on the show, who they think voted for them and why they feel it was their time to go. There's also the usual potted round-up of the week's events and a look back at yesterday's action.

11:30 The Battle of the V1 Film (1958)
Polish resistance fighters are sent on a mission to smuggle details of a new Nazi secret weapon to the Allies, risking their lives to obtain blueprints of a hidden German rocket installation. Second World War adventure, starring Michael Rennie, Patricia Medina, Milly Vitale, David Knight, Esmond Knight and Christopher Lee.

13:30 Anzio Film (1968)
An American war correspondent joins Allied troops in 1944 as they prepare for their landing in Italy. A strategic blunder by their commanding officer gives German forces time to reinforce the area, leaving the reporter caught up in one of the campaign's fiercest battles. Second World War drama, starring Robert Mitchum, Peter Falk, Arthur Kennedy, Robert Ryan and Earl Holliman.

15:50 Columbo: Ashes to Ashes Film (1998)
The shabby sleuth investigates the complex case of a murdered Hollywood gossip writer. He uses his unique talents to interrogate a smooth-talking funeral director, who was once romantically involved with the victim and one of the last people to see her alive. Detective drama Patrick McGoohan co-stars and directs.

17:35 Jesse Stone: Benefit of the Doubt
The troubled cop returns to his former position as chief of police in the town of Paradise, and faces a perplexing first case. Two people have been murdered in what seems to be a Mob-related killing, but a web of misleading clues stands between the detective and the perpetrators. Thriller, starring Tom Selleck and Kathy Baker.

19:05 NCIS - Freedom
A former serviceman who had been having an affair is beaten to death in his own back garden, and the agents are forced to consider the possibility that his wife - a marine and martial arts expert - is the killer. Meanwhile, McGee becomes the subject of an embarrassing mix-up when an inflatable doll apparently purchased on his credit card is delivered. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon.

20:00 NCIS - A Man Walks into a Bar
The team is forced to undergo psychological evaluations conducted by Dr Rachel Cranston () while investigating the death of a submarine's commanding officer. Suspicion falls on a journalist seen arguing with the man before his demise, and Tony discovers a link between the psychotherapist shadowing the agents and Ziva's predecessor Kate Todd. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly.

20:55 5 News Weekend
The day's headlines from around the world.

21:00 Big Brother - 66/68, series 14
The latest highlights from the famous bungalow, including another chance to see last night's eviction. Whoever got the chop missed out on a place in the final week, and now the race to become this year's Big Brother winner really begins. However, the housemates won't have long to wait - with a new series of Celebrity Big Brother due to start on Friday, the climax for this series is on Monday.

22:00 Big Brother's Bit on the Psych - 10, series 1
AJ Odudu is joined by a panel of psychologists, body-language experts and celebrity fans to analyse the behaviour of the housemates in the lead-up to Monday's final.

03:00 Wildlife SOS
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

03:25 Make It Big - 10/14, series 2
The entrepreneurs gather to listen to their latest radio interview, but Josh is less than impressed with their performance. He resolves to do better when a journalist comes calling later on.

03:50 Roary the Racing Car - Silver Hatch Shapes Up
Conrad's engine tune-up causes jealousy among his friends.

04:00 Angels of Jarm - Hungry Ephraim
The angels explain to the children of Jarm why Ephraim is not eating even though he is hungry.

04:05 Hana's Helpline - Night Light
Bert the bear becomes frightened of the dark.

04:20 Angels of Jarm
Animation about a group of helpful angels.

04:25 The Funky Valley Show - Dippy the Scare Cow/Funky Carnival
Double bill. Clara is worried because the scarecrow is not working, and Dippy enters the Funky Festival.

04:35 Roary the Racing Car - Mr Carburettor's Birthday Suit
Mr Carburettor visits the beach to test a new wetsuit - which turns out to be useful during a race in bad weather.

04:50 Hana's Helpline - Muzzy Can't Wait
Muzzy the mouse keeps having little accidents.

05:00 Peppa Pig - Windy Autumn Day
The wind in the park makes Peppa's ball blow into the pond, while George's hat lands in a tree.

05:05 Roary the Racing Car - Motor Mouth
Big Chris is too tired to commentate, so Murray Walker is brought in to save the day.

05:15 Fifi and the Flowertots - Fly High Primrose
Bumble, Violet and Fifi try to pick all the blackberries in the garden.

05:25 Bubble Guppies - Fishketball
The day of the big game arrives, and the Guppies have to practise bouncing, throwing, catching and playing together as a team if they are going to succeed.

05:40 The Mr Men Show - Camping
Mr Grumpy refuses to help put up a tent, and Little Miss Chatterbox causes problems during a search for a rare bird.

05:50 Chloe's Closet - Try Away Home
A little bird is very nervous when he boards a plane, so Tara, Chloe and Lovely Carrot try to help him.

Comedy Central

07:00 Friends - The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress and the right to hire Chandler's favourite band for the ceremony.

07:30 Friends - The One with Joey's Award
Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance. Meanwhile, Ross spots Chandler leaving a male strip club and Phoebe meets a cute guy

08:00 Friends - The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Rachel and Phoebe plan a last-minute bridal party, while Joey tries to trick his way into an acting role. Guest starring Denise Richards (Starship Troopers).

08:30 Friends - The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a dramatic and passionate turn. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross vie to outdo one another in the tuxedo stakes for the impending wedding. Winona Ryder (Beetlejuice) guest stars.

09:00 Friends - The One with the Vows
With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help. Meanwhile, Monica has similar difficulties and recruits Phoebe and Rachel - but they soon get distracted and start reminiscing.

09:30 Friends - The One with Chandler's Dad
Chandler reluctantly sets off for Las Vegas to visit his cross-dressing father, who goes by the stage name of Helena Handbasket, while Rachel lands in trouble by going for a spin in Monica's Porsche. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner.

10:00 Friends - The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding - Part One
Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding and he disappears, leading to a frantic search by Ross. Joey rehearses for a film role with a major star, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Gary Oldman.

10:30 Friends - The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding - Part Two
Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering a severe case of premarital jitters. Joey tries desperately to be released from his role in a major film so he can act as minister at the wedding. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star.

11:00 Friends - The One After `I Do'
Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Chandler has trouble on the dance floor and Joey tries to impress an important Broadway producer with his acting ability.

11:30 Friends - The One with the Red Sweater
Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross misplace the disposable cameras used during the wedding.

12:00 Friends - The One Where Rachel Tells Ross
Rachel tries to tell Ross he is the father of her baby, but he misinterprets the situation and thinks she wants a relationship with him. Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple who get preferential treatment wherever they go.

12:30 Friends - The One with the Videotape
Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move - until Ross shocks everyone by announcing he captured the whole encounter on videotape.

13:00 Friends - The One with Rachel's Date
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire.

13:30 Friends - The One with the Halloween Party
Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn.

14:00 Whitney - Space Invaders
The photographer drags Alex along to couples' therapy after she finds out he has lied to her. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

14:30 Whitney - Snapped
The photographer has a hard time getting used to Alex's brother and sister-in-law being around when they come to visit. Ken Marino guest stars. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

15:00 Whitney - Breaking Dad
The photographer hopes her father is a changed man as she prepares for his arrival. Guest starring Peter Gallagher. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

15:30 Friends - The One with the Stripper
Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

16:00 Friends - The One with the Rumour
The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt.

16:30 Friends - The One with Monica's Boots
Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler.

17:00 Whitney - Slow Ride
Alex reminisces about his motorcycling days with RJ, but Whitney is not amused when he tries to recreate the past. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - One Nut Johnson
Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head.

18:00 Friends - The One with the Stain
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn.

18:30 Friends - The One with the Stripper
Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

19:00 Friends - The One with the Rumour
The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt.

19:30 Friends - The One with Monica's Boots
Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler.

20:00 Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
A stage performance by the ventriloquist and comedian, with characters including Walter, Sweet Daddy D and Bubba J.

21:30 Kevin Bridges Live in Glasgow
The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans.

22:35 Seann Walsh World - 5/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

23:05 South Park - About Last Night
The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

23:35 South Park - Elementary School Musical
A new pupil starts a dance craze, which quickly sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result.

00:05 South Park - The Ungroundable
Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead.

00:35 South Park - The Ring
Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event.

01:05 South Park - The 'Coon
Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him.

01:30 South Park - Margaritaville
The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card.

01:55 The King of Queens - Paternal Affairs
Mishaps run rife as Doug and Carrie celebrate their wedding anniversary, especially when Arthur takes a liking to his son-in-law's favourite aunt. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Jerry Stiller.

02:20 The King of Queens - Head First
Doug reluctantly invites lonely Arthur to join him and his friends for a Friday night of beer and pool, but the evening is brought to a crashing halt by a bar-room fight.

02:45 Frasier - Tales from the Crypt
Bulldog plays a practical joke on Frasier, who wastes no time in plotting revenge. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne get caught up in a battle with a doorstep trick-or-treater. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Nice Talk
An invitation to spend Easter with the Barones spurs the MacDougalls to unite with the family over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle - until Ray and Pat upset the apple cart by indulging in more than their fair share of bonding. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - Blabbermouths
Ray is upset to hear Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her gossipy friends - and responds by revealing a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends).

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 Mr Bean - Tee Off, Mr Bean
Rowan Atkinson slips into silly mode once more as his comic alter ego visits the launderette and somehow manages to lose his trousers, getting himself into a real pickle as he tries to retrieve them. Fully dressed again, he moves on to the crazy golf course, where the relatively simple task of hitting the ball leads to utter chaos.

08:30 Mr Bean - Goodnight Mr Bean
Everyone's favourite idiot visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, but proves to be a somewhat impatient outpatient, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship.

10:00 Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother.

10:30 Two and a Half Men - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie faces a difficult decision as Berta and Lydia fight over him, and turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi. He is worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell.

11:30 Two and a Half Men - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jake's admission that he regularly overhears his mother, Judith, and her fiance, Herb, having sex brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose.

12:00 Scrubs - My Overkill
Relationships between the Sacred Heart Hospital staff continue to suffer in the wake of Jordan's revelations, and Carla gives Turk the elbow, forcing him to stay with JD - who is desperately trying to get back into Dr Cox's good books.

12:30 Scrubs - My Nightingale
JD, Turk and Elliot spend their first unsupervised night on the ward as resident physicians, a car chase ends at the hospital, and Dr Cox faces up to the feelings he has for his ex-wife. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke.

13:00 Scrubs - My Case Study
Kelso agrees to sponsor a junior doctor on a trip to a medical conference in Reno, with the place going to the medic who finds the most interesting case. Turk misses an important meeting, while Elliot and Carla consider what they would like to change about themselves.

13:30 Scrubs - My Big Mouth
JD persuades Carla to open up and confess her feelings for Turk, but soon betrays her confidence, and Elliot regrets volunteering to help Dr Cox break bad news to his patients. Hospital comedy, starring Zach Braff and Judy Reyes.

14:00 Igor Film (2008)
Premiere. When a mad scientist is killed testing his latest invention, his hunchbacked assistant sees an opportunity to prove his worth as an evil genius by creating a monster. His supposedly horrible creation does not turn out as monstrous as expected, while his late master's arch rival has a diabolical scheme in mind. Animated comedy, with the voices of John Cusack and Eddie Izzard.

15:50 Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother.

16:15 Sex and the City - Twentysomething Girls v Thirtysomething Women
Samantha's former assistant starts her own business and throws a party. Charlotte dates a younger man, and Carrie discovers Big is seeing a younger woman

16:45 Sex and the City - Ex and the City
Big tells Carrie he is engaged to Natasha. Miranda and Steve rekindle their relationship, Charlotte is reacquainted with an old friend and Samantha meets a man who exceeds her expectations. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

17:20 Sex and the City - Where There's Smoke
While judging the fire department's calendar contest, Carrie meets a handsome politician and Samantha fulfils one of her fantasies. Elsewhere, Charlotte believes she has found her knight in shining armour. John Slattery guest stars alongside Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

17:50 Sex and the City - Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl
Miranda behaves like a man in her relationship when she feels Steve is suffocating her. Carrie is shocked to discover her partner has had homosexual affairs in the past and Charlotte releases her masculine alter ego during a photo session.

18:25 Sex and the City - No Ifs, Ands or Butts
Carrie wonders whether to give up smoking once she realises it could ruin her chances with Aidan. Miranda learns she needs to be more supportive, Samantha faces racial prejudice and Charlotte embarks on a new love affair - which looks set to be short-lived. John Corbett joins the cast.

19:00 Mr Bean - Tee Off, Mr Bean
Rowan Atkinson slips into silly mode once more as his comic alter ego visits the launderette and somehow manages to lose his trousers, getting himself into a real pickle as he tries to retrieve them. Fully dressed again, he moves on to the crazy golf course, where the relatively simple task of hitting the ball leads to utter chaos.

19:30 Mr Bean - Goodnight Mr Bean
Everyone's favourite idiot visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, but proves to be a somewhat impatient outpatient, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson.

20:00 The Story Of Mr Bean

21:00 South Park - Best Friends Forever
Kenny manages to get his hands on the latest portable games console, but Cartman becomes jealous when the store runs out before he is served.

21:30 South Park - Smug Alert!
Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone begins to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town.

22:00 Jackass - 2/8, series 1
Johnny Knoxville and his friends present more crazy stunts and wind-ups, including Johnny and the Alligator, Blind Driver, Pontius Skating and Jockstrap Roller.

22:30 Jackass - 4/8, series 1
Johnny Knoxville tries his hand at sumo wrestling, while the crew members take to their BMXs for some jousting.

23:00 Sex and the City - Twentysomething Girls v Thirtysomething Women
Samantha's former assistant starts her own business and throws a party. Charlotte dates a younger man, and Carrie discovers Big is seeing a younger woman

23:35 Sex and the City - Ex and the City
Big tells Carrie he is engaged to Natasha. Miranda and Steve rekindle their relationship, Charlotte is reacquainted with an old friend and Samantha meets a man who exceeds her expectations. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

00:15 Sex and the City - Where There's Smoke
While judging the fire department's calendar contest, Carrie meets a handsome politician and Samantha fulfils one of her fantasies. Elsewhere, Charlotte believes she has found her knight in shining armour. John Slattery guest stars alongside Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

00:55 The Roast of Charlie Sheen
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane hosts a comedy tribute to the eccentric Hollywood star, whose behaviour in the months preceding his high-profile departure from long-running comedy series Two and a Half Men grabbed headlines on both sides of the Atlantic. Featuring appearances by Mike Tyson, Steve-O, William Shatner, Kate Walsh and the late Patrice O'Neal.

02:25 South Park - Pandemic
The boys discover a seemingly foolproof way to make money during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme.

02:50 South Park - Pandemic 2 - The Startling
The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage.

03:15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - A Passage to India
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.

03:20 Frasier - The Two Mrs Cranes
Daphne's ex-fiance Clive visits Seattle to declare his undying love and ask her to marry him. Rather than saying she cannot see a future for them, she decides to let him down gently and pretends to be Niles's wife

03:45 Frasier - Love Bites Dog
Roz talks Frasier into going on a blind date with one of her friends - but Bulldog ends up falling in love with her. Meanwhile, a spelling mistake in an advert causes trouble for Niles, and Daphne accidentally destroys Martin's favourite shoes. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Dan Butler.

04:10 Frasier - A Lilith Thanksgiving
Lilith and Frasier are forced to spend time together while trying to convince the headmaster of an exclusive Boston school that their precocious son Frederick would be the ideal pupil. Comedy, guest starring Bebe Neuwirth.

04:35 Frasier - The Impossible Dream
A recurring dream makes Frasier wonder whether he is gay, prompting him to search for a more reassuring explanation - with a little help from Niles.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:30 Greek - Hell Week
Calvin and Rusty face problems as they try to make it to their initiation, and Casey has to decide whether to take an internship or spend the summer with Max.

07:30 Make It or Break It - The Buddy System
Steve finds the e-mail Lauren sent to Ellen - and threatens to show its contents to Summer. Maeve urges Kaylie to undermine her therapist's authority, Emily discovers Chloe's secret, and Darby takes an unusual approach to team-building.

08:30 Ugly Betty - Bananas for Betty
Henry reluctantly agrees to go on a double date with Betty, the other unlikely couple being Hilda and Gio. Elsewhere, Wilhelmina's attempt to change her image fails after an encounter with America's most beloved Golden Girl. Betty White (The Bold and the Beautiful) guest stars

09:30 Scrubs - My Heavy Meddle
JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

10:00 Scrubs - My Student
JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

10:30 Scrubs - My Tuscaloosa Heart
JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley.

11:00 Glee - Special Education
New Directions take on the Warblers in the sectional competition, and as Will tries to showcase some of the other glee club members, new recruit Kurt struggles to muster the required team spirit needed at Dalton Academy. Meanwhile, Artie boosts Brittany's confidence, trouble brews between some of the younger couples, and Emma has a surprise for Will.

12:00 Charmed - The Importance of Being Phoebe
Cole kidnaps Phoebe and sends a shape-shifter to assume her identity, and finally tries to gain ownership of the Manor so he can use the powerful Nexus beneath it. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Julian McMahon.

13:00 90210 - Misery Loves Company
Annie and Vanessa embark on a desperate search for Liam when it dawns on them that Ashley is an imposter, while Megan realises how much Dixon still feels for Adrianna - who has fallen victim to a thief during a road trip down the coast with Naomi. Elsewhere, Silver takes matters into her own hands in response to Teddy's insistence that they communicate through their lawyers whenever they want to discuss the baby. Rita Ora guest stars.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - The Power Couple
Jeff feels threatened by Audrey's salary increase, leading to a power struggle between them. Russell is disappointed to learn Liz is dating Todd, and orders Timmy to discover why she has chosen him. Jen and Adam make the most of the situation when a waiter believes they have just got engaged.

14:30 Rules of Engagement - The Last of the Red Hat Lovers
Russell takes a holiday cruise, believing it to be a hive of beautiful women, but finds out there are only old ladies on board. Jeff and Audrey stay in his flat while he is away, and soon get into a quarrel that only finishes when Timmy uses CCTV footage to help resolve their disagreement.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - Bros Before Nodes
Jeff's plans to go on a boys-only weekend away are ruined when Audrey's medical results do not arrive on time. Meanwhile, Russell's father visits him intent on meeting Liz, and Adam befriends actor Curtis Armstrong.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - Audrey Is Dumb
Audrey is unable to speak following her surgery, so Jeff has to help with a speech at her aunt's funeral. Timmy coerces Russell into giving him a pay rise, and Adam is disappointed to discover he only gets special treatment because of his good looks.

16:00 Rules of Engagement - Nature Calls
The gang and Liz go on a weekend trip to enjoy the sights of the autumn. Liz remains confident about her marriage, but Russell harbours doubts, and Adam finds himself in an embarrassing situation when he touches poison ivy. Comedy, starring David Spade and Wendi McLendon-Covey.

16:30 The Mindy Project - Santa Fe
Mindy and her colleagues head to Santa Fe for a medical conference, when her ex-boyfriend Josh gets back in touch and reveals the real reason he moved to New Mexico. Meanwhile, Jeremy's important presentation does not go as planned and Danny is shocked when someone from his past pays him a visit. Comedy, guest starring Chloe Sevigny.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon returns to Texas in disgrace when he discovers his friends tampered with the Arctic expedition data after growing tired of his quest for a scientific breakthrough. Leonard becomes frustrated as constant interruptions hamper his attempts to woo Penny.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Jiminy Conjecture
Sheldon and Howard stake their most coveted comic books on a bet over the species of a cricket, while Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first night together.

18:00 Suburgatory - The Wishbone
Tessa heads to New York City to spend Thanksgiving with her grandmother so she can meet her mother Alex (Malin Akerman). Meanwhile, Dallas keeps George occupied by putting him in charge of making dinner and Malik has an embarrassing encounter with Sheila at the Shay family's celebrations.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - No Tomorrow
Lily and Marshall celebrate St Patrick's Day by staying at home and playing board games - but Barney persuades Ted to join him for a wild night on the town. Starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan.

19:00 How I Met Your Mother - The Autumn of Break-Ups
Victoria drops hints to Ted about taking their relationship to the next level, but he fails to pick up on her subtle cues, and it falls to Marshall and Lily to explain things to him. Meanwhile, Barney becomes attached to a dog he found on the street, but when the hound's rightful owner reclaims it, Robin becomes concerned about her friend's mental state. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor, Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders.

19:30 Happy Endings - Ordinary Extraordinary Love
Penny alerts the paparazzi when pop star Winnie McCray buys a dress from Alex's shop, but the girls discover not all publicity is good. Jane and Derrick take a tour of Chicago's gay scene, while Brad and Dave try to prove their masculinity by carrying out household repairs.

22:00 PhoneShop - £goodtimes
Janine tries to stage the most elaborate party of all time as PhoneShop Sutton attempts to win The Golden Bowl insurance sales award for the sixth-year running. Meanwhile, Lance uses all his energy to try to get MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace to follow him on a social networking website.

22:30 The Inbetweeners - Bunk Off
The four lads decide to play truant from sixth form and buy alcohol for an all-day drinking session, which is interrupted when Neil's dad comes home early. Meanwhile, Simon decides to declare his love for Carli through graffiti, and the friends face the wrath of their parents.

23:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon returns to Texas in disgrace when he discovers his friends tampered with the Arctic expedition data after growing tired of his quest for a scientific breakthrough. Leonard becomes frustrated as constant interruptions hamper his attempts to woo Penny.

23:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Jiminy Conjecture
Sheldon and Howard stake their most coveted comic books on a bet over the species of a cricket, while Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first night together.

00:00 The Cleveland Show - Hustle n Bros
Cleveland's birthday present to Freight Train is upstaged by a lavish gift from Robert, but the two men realise they must try to get along when they suddenly become siblings. Meanwhile, Rallo and Cleveland Jr try to raise money to pay off a debt by reuniting lost dogs with their owners.

00:30 Shameless - 7/14, series 11
Shane's music festival plans are coming along nicely - the site looks impressive and tickets are selling like hot cakes. But when Mimi and Jamie find out about his affair with sex-mad copper Randall, the event is thrown into disarray. Letitia and Aidan come up with a novel way of bringing Chesney and Mary Mae together. Take That star Jason Orange makes a guest appearance as festival headliner DJ Scouse Mouse.

01:30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man - Alan Carr: Chatty Man Christmas Special
The host presents a festive edition of his talk show, with music by his house band for the night, McFly, who perform a medley of their greatest hits. Chart toppers JLS join Alan on the sofa along with ex-Dragons' Den panellist Hilary Devey, who talks about her two programmes for Channel 4. Actor David Walliams also drops by to discuss BBC family comedy Mr Stink, based on his children's book of the same name. Last in the series.

02:30 Being Erica - A River Runs Through It - It Being Egypt
A trip back in time reveals a different side to Erica's brother Leo, so she returns to the present day ready to confront her true feelings for Kai. Comedy drama, starring Erin Karpluk.

03:30 Being Erica - Papa Can You Hear Me?
Dr Tom has to confront his feelings concerning his daughter when Erica asks for help with Kai. Shocked by his reaction to the request, he sets out to resolve his issues.

05:00 Switched
Ventriloquist Jessica trades places with sumo wrestler Onipa'a, experiencing traditional Hawaiian life and taking part in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, her counterpart joins a comedy improvisation group to prepare for a big performance at Los Angeles' Magic Castle.

05:25 Greek - Hell Week
Calvin and Rusty face problems as they try to make it to their initiation, and Casey has to decide whether to take an internship or spend the summer with Max.

Film4

10:00 Just Wright Film (2010)
A physical therapist is delighted to get a prestigious job treating a star basketball player. She falls for her patient, leaving her conflicted and fearing for the consequences to her career if she pursues a relationship. However, he seems more interested in her best friend. Romantic comedy, starring Queen Latifah, Common, Paula Patton and Pam Grier.

12:00 The Addams Family Film (1991)
Creepy couple Morticia and Gomez find their unconventional life threatened by a man claiming to be a long-lost relative. When they welcome him with open arms, they fall prey to a plot that could cost them their ancestral home and the family fortune. Black comedy based on the 1960s TV series, starring Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman and Carel Struycken.

13:55 August Rush Film (2007)
Abandoned musical prodigy Evan Taylor runs away from his home and heads to New York to track down his parents - a charismatic Irish guitarist and a reserved cellist who are unaware of their son's existence. However, when he arrives at his destination, Evan is befriended by a mysterious stranger who may not have the youngster's best interests in mind. Drama, starring Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Terrence Howard and Robin Williams.

16:05 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Film (2010)
Lucy and Edmund Pevensie return to the magical world accompanied by their selfish cousin. They join King Caspian as he sets sail across the sea in search of seven of his father's allies who had been banished years before, but along the way they discover an evil force is growing in strength. Fantasy adventure

18:15 Airplane! Film (1980)
The passengers on board an ill-fated airliner become increasingly jittery when the members of the flight crew flounder during a food-poisoning crisis. As ground control personnel struggle heroically to ensure the plane lands safely, a traumatised war veteran must face his fear to take the controls. Spoof disaster movie, starring Robert Hays, Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack and Lloyd Bridges.

20:00 The Ugly Truth Film (2009)
A single TV producer is appalled when a chauvinistic presenter is hired for her morning news show. However, she is forced to seek his help when she meets the man of her dreams, and begins testing his theories on what men find attractive. Romantic comedy, starring Gerard Butler, Katherine Heigl, Bree Turner and Eric Winter.

21:50 Machete Film (2010)
Premiere. A Mexican cop-turned-mercenary is hired by a shadowy businessman to assassinate a politician. When he realises his employers have double-crossed him, he joins forces with a band of militant illegal immigrants to seek a suitably bloody revenge. Action thriller, starring Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba.

23:55 Basket Case 2 Film (1990)
Premiere. A stay in hospital transforms Duane and his vicious, misshapen brother Belial into media darlings. Anxious to escape the spotlight, the duo take refuge with their long-lost aunt Ruth, whose house has become a safe haven for dangerous social outcasts. However, when reporters turn up at their new home chasing their story, Duane resolves to get rid of the pesky journalists for good. Horror comedy sequel, starring Kevin Van Hentenryck.

01:55 Close

ITV Anglia

06:00 Canimals
Fun for younger viewers.

06:10 Bookaboo
Pre-school series in which celebrity fans of a rock star puppy share picture books with him while backstage at his concerts.

06:20 Kick Buttowski - Suburban Daredevil
Animated comedy about a boy who rebels against the mundane in his quest to become the greatest stuntman in the world - with the help of his sidekick, Gunther.

06:35 The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!
Animation about a team of superheroes.

07:00 Gravity Falls
Animated series about two twins living with their uncle in a town where strange things tend to happen.

07:25 ITV News

07:30 Dinner Date - Alaster
Alaster from Surrey picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. Having dined with the three women, he decides who he wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson.

08:25 Saturday Cookbook - 10/21, series 1
Mark Sargeant prepares smoked mackerel pate with a kick for this week's guest, Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox, and Thomasina Miers takes part in the recipe challenge, pitting her broad bean, pea and new potato quesadillas against Mark's Chinese crispy chilli beef. Nadia Sawalha rustles up a meze of stuffed vine leaves and hummus.

09:20 Murder, She Wrote - Goodbye Charlie
Three people claim the body of an unidentified man who is discovered dead on a railway line in an attempt to cash in on the will. Whodunit

10:20 Saturday Farm - 18/21, series 1
Dick Strawbridge helps to check some of the sheep for foot rot, which they are prone to suffer from when the weather is extremely wet. His main course is a venison mini-roast made from sausages, with a summer fruit clafouti for dessert. Meanwhile, his son James prepares carrot cake before heading off to help unload some newborn goslings.

11:25 Countrywise
A series exploring the UK's countryside and meeting those who make it special. He tries his hand at century-old farming methods, hears the stories of people who have found a new life on canals, and introduces the champions who keep rural traditions alive.

11:35 ITV News and Weather

11:39 ITV Anglia Weather

11:40 All Star Mr & Mrs - 13/13, series 5
The three couples competing are Coronation Street star Jane Danson (Leanne Tilsley) and former Corrie baddie Robert Beck, 1980s Doctor Who Colin Baker with his wife Marion, and wildlife Michaela Strachan and her partner Nick Chevallier. The pairs battle it out to see how much they know about their other halves, from favourite films to pet peeves, in a bid to win up to £30,000 for their chosen charity. Hosted by Phillip Schofield. Last in the series.

12:45 Smokey and the Bandit II Film (1980)
The maverick haulier must overcome a crisis of confidence when he and his friends are hired to transport a pregnant elephant to Texas, a mammoth task that proves far from easy, especially with their old enemy in hot pursuit. Road comedy

14:35 Midsomer Murders - Not in My Back Yard
A planning dispute leads to murder after a stalwart in the Midsomer Conservation Society suspects her neighbours are involved in a money-making development scam. Political wrangling, burglaries and sexual liaisons abound in picturesque Great Pelfe as Barnaby and Jones investigate. Guest starring Hugo Speer (Bleak House)

16:30 ITV Anglia Weather

16:30 ITV News Anglia

16:45 ITV News and Weather

17:00 You've Been Framed!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including cute children, silly seniors and animals unable to get along with one another.

17:30 You've Been Framed!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including comical bird clips, unlikely insurance claims and macho men.

18:00 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Film (2007)
The young wizard struggles to convince his fellow sorcerers that the evil Lord Voldemort has returned to life. When Hogwarts headmaster Dumbledore is ousted in favour of a sadistic replacement, Harry realises he must take matters into his own hands, uniting his fellow pupils to form a secret army and training them for the inevitable confrontation to come. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Gary Oldman, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman.

20:40 The Americans - The Oath
Elizabeth meets American asset Sandford Prince, who reveals he has obtained highly classified information from a military source involved with the US missile defence programme. However, he demands a financial pay-off before delivering the information, leaving the Jennings to plot their next move carefully, well aware it could be a set-up. Meanwhile, Stan gains an unprecedented opportunity to make inroads against the KGB after a source buckles under feelings of guilt.

21:35 ITV News and Weather

21:49 ITV Anglia Weather

21:50 State of Play Film (2009)
A hard-nosed journalist investigating the murder of a congressman's intern discovers a connection between the tragedy and the death of a petty crook on the same evening. As he works to get to the bottom of the story, the reporter uncovers a political conspiracy that places him in a precarious and potentially life-threatening position. Thriller, starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Helen Mirren and Rachel McAdams.

00:00 Jackpot247
Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

02:40 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

05:00 Jake and the Neverland Pirates
Children's fun.

05:15 Jake and the Neverland Pirates
Children's fun.

05:25 Poppy Cat
Animated adventures for younger viewers.

05:40 Poppy Cat
Animated adventures for younger viewers.

05:50 Canimals
Fun for younger viewers.

ITV2

07:10 Emmerdale
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

10:05 Girlfriends - 1/8, series 2
Emma Willis returns to host a new round of the dating show in which three women try to find love by selecting eligible bachelors to visit them in an opulent mansion. Travel-loving Ruby, account manager Sophia, and Mellissa from Manchester begin by each selecting six men out of 100 candidates from across the country, but have just a few minutes to make their decision.

11:05 Dinner Date: Australia - AJ
Classic Aussie `bloke' AJ enlists the help of match-making expert Manu Feildel to find his dream girl. Three game contenders solicit the power of tasty food to win his heart - a couscous-cooking belly dancer, a country girl with a mean lamb roast and a florist who loves a barbecue.

12:00 The Xtra Factor - The Xtra Factor: Overs Best & Worst Ever
Caroline Flack and Olly Murs take a look back at some of the stand out contestants from the Overs category who have appeared on The X Factor. They also reveal how successful the singers have been after their time spent on the talent competition.

13:05 You've Been Framed!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates more camcorder calamities and mobile-phone footage, including a boy falling through floorboards, a golf club ending up in someone's face, and a motorcyclist with a dubious firefighting technique.

13:30 You've Been Framed! - 7/26, series 24
More humorous clips narrated by Harry Hill, featuring a punchbag that strikes back and a practical joke with a sticky ending, plus another line-up of below-the-belt mishaps and calamities caught on camera.

14:00 What a Girl Wants Film (2003)
An American teenager discovers the father she has never met is an English aristocrat, and travels to London to meet him. However, she faces the same disapproval from his family that her mother suffered, while her arrival raises a scandal that threatens his political career. Comedy, starring Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth, Kelly Preston, Anna Chancellor and Jonathan Pryce.

16:05 Step Up 2 the Streets Film (2008)
A rebellious street dancer gets the chance to hone her skills at a prestigious school for the performing arts, but she struggles to fit into her new environment and is ostracised by her old friends. Instead, she sets about forming a new dance troupe with fellow students to compete in an underground competition. Drama, starring Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman and Adam G Sevani.

18:00 You've Been Framed!
Harry Hill narrates an assortment of home-video howlers featuring all kinds of disastrous performers. The comedian's selection includes awful actors, shocking singers and calamitous conjurers showcasing their dubious talents.

18:30 You've Been Framed!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a woman using stairs as a slide, a soda bottle blow-out and clips of mirth-inducing workplace accidents.

19:00 You've Been Framed! - 3/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of amusing camcorder clips and viewers' mobile phone footage, including two musical horses, costume chaos and one very happy monkey.

19:30 You've Been Framed! - 6/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates another selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a canine goalkeeper and a boy who encounters problems with golf balls.

20:00 The Bourne Supremacy Film (2004)
The amnesiac assassin is living quietly in hiding, until his former employers come after him again and murder his girlfriend. A CIA operation has ended in disaster, and those responsible intend to clear their names by implicating Bourne. As the former secret agent tries to evade the hitmen on his trail, he also struggles to piece together the truth about his past. Action thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon, Brian Cox, Joan Allen and Julia Stiles.

22:15 Red Dragon Film (2002)
The FBI agent who first captured Hannibal Lecter is called out of retirement to catch a demented murderer dubbed the Tooth Fairy, who slaughters a family whenever there is a full moon - forcing the detective to draw on the imprisoned cannibal's expertise. Thriller prequel adapted from the first of Thomas Harris's Lecter novels, starring Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

00:40 The Xtra Factor - The Xtra Factor: Overs Best & Worst Ever
Caroline Flack and Olly Murs take a look back at some of the stand out contestants from the Overs category who have appeared on The X Factor. They also reveal how successful the singers have been after their time spent on the talent competition.

01:35 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

01:55 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

04:55 ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

05:00 Beauty and the Geek - 7/9, series 2
The women are forced to ask their partners on a romantic date, while later the men take on a photography challenge. Wes and Cher's relationship begins to intensify and another couple is eliminated from the competition.

05:50 Emmerdale
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

ITV3

07:55 The Royal - Hoping for the Best
Goodwin and Makori work through the night to save a toddler diagnosed with meningitis, while a dying mother worries that her alcoholic husband will not be able to care for their children after she is gone. Meanwhile, Nkeshi's future may be decided by a job offer in Cameroon.

08:55 The Royal - Fear of the Expected
Joan bids a fond farewell to her friends at the hospital, but a last-minute intervention by her mother makes her reconsider her decision to leave. Meanwhile, Carnegie courts a wealthy patient in the hope of raising funds for the new hospital wing, and an alcoholic lets his family down at the worst possible moment. Hospital drama, starring Kananu Kirimi and Robert Cavanah.

10:00 Wycliffe - The Cycle of Death
Pilot episode of the detective drama, starring Jack Shepherd as the Cornish copper. When a bookshop owner is murdered in Penzance, the detective discovers all is not harmonious between the members of one of the area's most prominent families

11:45 Hidden Treasure
Following in the footsteps of Goodnight, Mister Tom, John Thaw plays a widower and ruthlessly successful businessman enjoying the fruits of his labours when a knock at the door turns his world upside down, and he finds himself custodian of an eight-year-old grand-daughter he never knew he had. Shame-faced and irascible by turns, he is no match for the youngster and, frustrated by the authorities, sets out to find her father - only to make a discovery about himself. Drama, also starring Dominique Jackson and Wil Johnson.

13:45 The Mirror Crack'd Film (1980)
Miss Marple investigates a murder on a film set starring feuding Hollywood stars Marina Rudd and Lola Brewster. When a local woman dies after drinking a poisoned cocktail made for Marina, everyone assumes the actress was the intended victim because she had received death threats. However, the sleuthing spinster is not convinced. Agatha Christie mystery

15:50 Inspector Morse - Happy Families
The murder of a well-known business tycoon leads Morse to investigate the man's feuding family, and inadvertently makes him the unwitting target of a hate campaign by the tabloids - a problem compounded by his uneasy relationship with a new chief superintendent. John Thaw and Kevin Whately star alongside Gwen Taylor, Martin Clunes, Alun Armstrong, Anna Massey, Charlotte Coleman and Rupert Graves.

18:00 Foyle's War - The French Drop
When a man's charred remains are found after an explosion, Foyle's investigations lead him to a top secret intelligence organisation. With murder and deception rife among its members, the race is on to find out the truth, but the detective's discoveries threaten his future career.

20:00 Lewis - Music to Die For
The death of Oxford don RG Cole leads to the shady underworld of unlicensed boxing and the involvement of academic Richard Helm. Investigations reveal the dead man's student Jack Roth was involved in a complex love triangle, and when the young man's rival is found dead in an apparent suicide, Lewis suspects foul play and discovers an old connection to Helm - along with a link to his former mentor Morse.

22:00 Wire in the Blood - Bad Seed
Tony's suspicions are aroused by his latest PhD student, a notorious double murderer known as `Mack the Knife', who has been released from prison claiming to have reformed. Three killings take place soon afterwards, all bearing the hallmarks of his crimes of 30 years ago. However, he appears to have a cast-iron alibi - he is disabled with severe arthritis.

23:35 Cracker - To Say I Love You - Part Two
Part two of three. Fitz's life becomes more calamitous as he angers Penhaligon in a failed effort to make Judith jealous and turns a Gamblers Anonymous meeting into a card game. His only positive action is drawing up a profile of Sean and Tina, but the publicity it brings focuses the murderous couple's anger on the police.

00:40 Barbara - Sisters
Ted crosses swords with the postman, resulting in a most unusual delivery, while Jean and Barbara test their sisterly bond at the surgery. Martin throws down the sporting gauntlet, bringing out the competitor in everyone, including his father-in-law, and Neil dates a new girlfriend - Linda's boss. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor.

01:05 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Barbara - Mate
Ted's new hobby and friend put a strain on his relationship with Barbara, while Doreen settles down to enjoying the high life. Linda shows off her new culinary skills and Phil's career as a lollipop man suffers a setback. Comedy, starring Gwen Taylor, Sam Kelly and Madge Hindle.

05:25 Murder, She Wrote - Murder in Milan
A female producer is intent on scuppering a project forged at a film festival, only to die in mysterious circumstances. Jessica investigates and soon brings the villain to book. Mystery, starring Angela Lansbury and Susan Blakely.

ITV4

06:00 Cheers - I'm Okay, You're Defective
When Rebecca gets the all-clear from the doctor she realises it's Sam who needs to take a fertility test, while Frasier finds it difficult to make a will.

06:35 Cheers - Go Make
Sam and Rebecca go on a baby-making weekend break but begin to have doubts about the whole thing when they realise they aren't in love. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kirstie Alley.

07:05 Cheers - Don't Shoot, I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Sam foolishly allows Woody to cut his hair, and Frasier brings the members of his therapy group for people with low self-esteem to the bar, in the hope they can meet `normal' people. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

07:35 Motorsport UK - 2013 Snetterton
Highlights of the Renault Clio Cup and Ginetta GT Supercup from Snetterton, with commentary by Richard John Neil and Simon Hill.

08:35 The Cycle Show - 6/13, series 2
Graham Little is joined by Tour of Britain race director Mick Bennett for more technical tips and features on riding adventures for cycling enthusiasts.

09:40 Bundesliga Football Highlights
Action from the opening round of fixtures in the German top flight, including Bayern Munich v Borussia Moenchengladbach at the Allianz Arena and FC Augsburg v Borussia Dortmund at the SGL Arena..

10:45 The Rawhide Years Film (1956)
A riverboat gambler hoping to settle down with the love of his life is instead forced to go on the run after being falsely accused of murder. Three years later, he returns to track her down and prove his innocence.

12:30 British Superbike Championship Highlights - 2013 Oulton Park: Round Seven
Highlights of both races from Oulton Park, where the seventh meeting of the season was scheduled to take place. Commentary by Jack Burnicle and James Whitham.

14:05 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Film (1987)
Commandant Lassard comes to the conclusion that his staff are overworked, so in an attempt to solve the problem, he assigns the clueless cops to teach a group of equally inept civilians how to combat crime. Comedy sequel

15:50 Where Eagles Dare Film (1969)
A US general with knowledge of the plans for D-Day is captured and taken to a heavily defended fortress in the Alps. A crack team of British soldiers and an American lieutenant are dispatched to free him, but they soon realise there is a traitor in their ranks. Second World War adventure, starring Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood, Patrick Wymark, Michael Hordern and Mary Ure.

19:00 Black Gold - Hitting Bottom
A gas leak aboard the Longhorn threatens the safety of the crew, while those on the Viking face the prospect of losing their well.

20:00 Demolition Man Film (1993)
Maverick cop John Spartan is frozen alive in 1996 and held in cryonic suspension for a crime he did not commit. Decades into the future, the dictator of a seemingly utopian city unleashes a criminal psychopath against his political enemy - but he proves impossible to control, forcing the authorities to revive Spartan to defeat him. Sci-fi thriller

22:20 Magnum Force Film (1973)
Maverick cop Dirty Harry Callahan antagonises his superiors once more in his pursuit of a vigilante group responsible for murdering the city's most wanted criminals. However, he is unaware that the killers are some of his fellow officers - and are prepared to kill him to keep their secret safe. Action thriller sequel, starring Clint Eastwood, Hal Holbrook, Mitchell Ryan, David Soul and Robert Urich.

00:45 Richard Bacon's Beer and Pizza Club - 9/10, series 1
The host invites Psychoville star Reece Shearsmith, TV presenter Dave Berry and regular guest Charlie Baker to discuss issues that matter to the modern man. Each of them brings a question that the others have to answer, and the most entertaining response wins the round.

01:20 ITV4 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

02:30 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 Cheers - No Rest for the Woody
Woody has to take a second job as a gravedigger to pay for Kelly's engagement ring and soon finds himself hallucinating due to lack of sleep. Starring Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson.

05:25 Cheers - My Son, the Father
Carla opposes her son's decision to become a priest, Sam finds a way to get even with John Hill, and Cliff begins a new life as a stand-up comedian. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Rhea Perlman.

05:50 Cheers - One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
A children's singer gives Lilith something to think about when she arrives to perform in Boston and reveals she's Frasier's ex-wife. Comedy, guest starring Emma Thompson alongside Ted Danson.

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07:55 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces - 1/6, series 1
Architect George Clarke delves into the world of small builds, meeting people taking tiny, unpromising spaces and creating places to live, work and play. In the first episode, he meets a couple who have invested their savings to convert a wreck of a bus into a holiday let, sees how an old underground toilet has been turned into an apartment and finds how a horsebox has been given a new lease of life as a holiday home. George's own project of making over a dilapidated caravan gets off to a shaky start as his builder fails to see the potential in a hulk of rusting metal from the 1970s.

09:00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces - 2/6, series 1
The architect continues his exploration of the world of small builds, meeting a man planning a bolt-hole in the Lake District, and visiting a community in Hackney, east London, in which people live and work in customised shipping containers. He also travels to a home in nearby Shoreditch where the kitchen has been moved onto the roof, and finds out how an Oxford resident has turned his back garden into a party palace using a caravan.

10:00 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces - 3/6, series 1
The architect meets Scottish farmers Julie and George Nicholson, who have taken an enormous financial risk by spending their entire £30,000 savings on a prototype modular holiday home. He also meets Bournemouth couple Andrew and Emma Collett, who instead of a honeymoon spent their money on a 6ft by 6ft beach hut, giving it running water and solar electricity, and takes inspiration for his own caravan design from some lovingly restored gypsy wagons.

11:05 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces - 4/6, series 1
The architect meets Ruth Tidd, who is attempting to make an ice-cream parlour out of a caravan once used to house chickens. He also tries out the country's first-ever tree tent and visits some unusual offices built from four old train carriages, and travels to Barcelona for a closer look at a tiny studio flat that thinks it's a five-room apartment. Back at his own caravan, George designs a sofa that doubles up as a bath.

12:10 Calamity Jane Film (1953)
Brash tomboy gunslinger Jane goes on a mission to save her home town's saloon from financial ruin by bringing in a famous stage star to perform. This ladylike entertainer befriends Jane and shows her how to use her womanly wiles to attract a handsome cavalry officer. Unfortunately, he falls for the songstress - who is not the real professional she pretends to be, but her maid. Musical comedy Western

14:15 Kirstie's Vintage Gems
Kirstie Allsopp aims to bring a touch of romance and sophistication to a couple's neglected bedroom in a short feature from the presenter's Vintage Home series.

14:35 Location, Location, Location - 11
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit two couples who wanted to settle down in Edinburgh. Professional rugby player Matt and his girlfriend Amy looked at more than 100 properties in their quest for the perfect home, while parents Sarah and Dom wanted to relocate from London to be closer to the new mother's family.

15:40 Location, Location, Location - 11/12, series 11
Phil Spencer revisits two couples who made huge lifestyle changes. Lara and Roger Griffiths were lottery winners who scooped £1.8million and wanted a home to match their new lifestyle, while Sophie Wood and Ben Jones were expecting their first child and hoped to leave London and find a family home in Guildford, Surrey.

16:45 Location, Location, Location - 12/12, series 11
Phil Spencer revisits two couples he helped look for their perfect properties. Rebecca and Joe from Warwickshire needed a family home with space for their three racing camels, and did not want to move too far from their friends and good schools. In Essex, Steve and Dee had £1million to spend but a long list of requirements, including a swimming pool and a squirrel-shaped hedge.

17:50 UFOs: The Secret Evidence
Aerospace engineer Nick Cook applies his knowledge to the world of UFOs. He talks to military experts and historians, and examines evidence of sightings over the past 70 years, from the Second World War to mass reports in the 1980s, using first-hand accounts and previously classified files.

20:00 A Very British Witchcraft
Historian and leading expert in Pagan studies Professor Ronald Hutton explores the story of one of Britain's fastest growing religious groups - Wicca, and of its creator, an Englishman called Gerald Gardner. Hutton focuses on Gardner's story and experiences first-hand modern pagan witchcraft's growing influence throughout the country today.

21:00 Tony Robinson's Gods and Monsters - Witches
the history of belief, superstition and religious experience in Britain. In this edition, he explores witches, investigating the process of arresting and interrogating a suspected witch and how red-hot tongs, thumbscrews, sleep deprivation and stress positions were all used to extract confessions.

22:05 Tony Robinson's Gods and Monsters - Gods
The presenter concludes his examination of the history of belief, superstition and religious experience in Britain. In this edition, he explores how, in pre-Christian society, the Roman gods influenced life and examines why, with human sacrifice a very real threat, people considered it vital to keep the deities on side. Tony also tries to re-create a full-scale replica of the Wicker Man, but draws the line at voluntary self-castration required by the goddess Cybele. Last in the series.

23:05 Ken Follett's Journey into the Dark Ages - Black Death
Part one of two. Ken Follett travels across Europe to examine the impact of the bubonic plague in the 14th century, which arrived in Italy in 1347 and went on to kill tens of millions across the continent. He uncovers the fate of two sisters on an English farm, a priest in Winchester and a doctor in Florence, and explores how Europe underwent a radical transformation as a result of the outbreak.

00:10 A Very British Witchcraft
Historian and leading expert in Pagan studies Professor Ronald Hutton explores the story of one of Britain's fastest growing religious groups - Wicca, and of its creator, an Englishman called Gerald Gardner. Hutton focuses on Gardner's story and experiences first-hand modern pagan witchcraft's growing influence throughout the country today.

01:15 Tony Robinson's Gods and Monsters - Witches
the history of belief, superstition and religious experience in Britain. In this edition, he explores witches, investigating the process of arresting and interrogating a suspected witch and how red-hot tongs, thumbscrews, sleep deprivation and stress positions were all used to extract confessions.

02:15 The Big C - Life Rights
Sean becomes exhausted catering for the needs of his new house guest Adam, who is determined to assert his independence. Meanwhile, Cathy and Paul meet famous film producer Rita Strauss (Allison Janney) who makes them an offer, which they react to in different ways, Dave accidentally reveals the gender of the baby and Sean befriends a customer.

02:45 Close

Pick TV

06:00 Luton Airport - 7/10, series 3
Terminal Duty Officer Pat Sammon tries to help a passenger who has missed her flight - and now faces her best friend's wedding going ahead without her. Meanwhile, airport operations are threatened by high winds, and some oddly familiar figures appear in the terminal en route to Poland.

06:30 Luton Airport - 8/10, series 3
Hundreds of Liverpool football fans arrive at the airport to fly to the Champions League final in Athens. However, there are two problems - many do not have tickets, and those who do will be sent to an airport 130 miles from the stadium. Meanwhile, Kerry tries to reunite a passenger with his missing money and a female rugby team flies to Barcelona.

07:00 60 Minute Makeover
Design challenge, in which a team has an hour to transform someone's home.

08:00 60 Minute Makeover
Design challenge, in which a team has an hour to transform someone's home.

09:00 Sun, Sea and A&E - Football Mad John Joe's Knee
Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on a sun-kissed beach.

10:00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

10:30 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

11:00 Puppy SOS - Dangerous Durnin
Canadian dog behaviourist Brad Pattison dispenses expert advice to troubled owners struggling to adjust to life with a new puppy in the house.

11:30 Puppy SOS - Hot Cocoa
Canadian dog behaviourist Brad Pattison dispenses expert advice to troubled owners struggling to adjust to life with a new puppy in the house.

12:00 Inside Gatwick - Gatwick Makeover
Head of terminal services Marcus Stanton oversees the staff trying to help passengers navigate their way through the construction work across the airport and, because the team has failed customer satisfaction surveys for the past four years, is given the task of improving their social skills.

13:00 Nothing to Declare - Choice Getaway, Customs Cabaret, French Buttocks, Sparrow Spit
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

13:30 Nothing to Declare - Smack Food, Good Morning Vietnam, Fine Russian, Powder Pin
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

14:00 Nothing to Declare - One Arm Bandit, Bad Guy, Vu Done, Big Bird's Nest
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

14:30 Nothing to Declare - Laptop Flop, No Go Bro, Bali 3, Masked Lady
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

15:00 Airline - 5/20, series 10
Things become heated when a woman and her daughter arrive five minutes late for check-in at Luton. Passengers on a flight to Newcastle have to find their own way home from Bristol after an air traffic strike causes a diversion, and a man plans an in-flight proposal to his girlfriend.

15:30 Airline - 6/20, series 10
An easyJet frequent flyer is late for the last scheduled departure of the day to Malaga, and it is left to supervisor Helen Tyrell to demonstrate just how valued a customer he is. Meanwhile, airport manager Leo Jones has to deal with a Polish passenger who is too drunk to board his flight.

16:00 Sun, Sea and A&E - Heat Wave
Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches.

17:00 Sun, Sea and A&E - Broken Back Bettine
Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches.

18:00 Sun, Sea and A&E - Lost
Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches.

19:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter - The Comeback Kid
Dog enlists the aid of a bail jumper's family in an effort to catch a fugitive, but begins to worry that their loyalties will ultimately spoil the trap.

20:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

21:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

22:00 Martina Cole's The Take - 2/4, series 1
The drama moves on three years to 1988, and the new rave culture promises opportunities for the Jacksons as a market for Ecstasy emerges. Ozzy sends the cousins to meet a rave organiser in Hackney, and Jimmy sees the opportunity to make a deal with drug lord Des. However, the partnership is threatened when an increasingly erratic Freddie flies into a rage and his fall from grace begins.

23:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 2: Route 66
Karl Pilkington heads across the Atlantic to travel along America's Route 66 highway. Activities during his journey include performing with a high-school choir, a `cuddle party' with New Age therapists and a monster-truck festival.

00:00 The Dresden Files - Hair of the Dog
When Murphy sends Harry to investigate a spate of ritualistic slayings, he discovers the victims are werewolves stripped of their teeth and hair. As the detectives come close to catching the killer, Murphy is forced off the case by a pushy FBI agent who has been tracking the bizarre murders across the country. Fantasy drama, starring Paul Blackthorne and Valerie Cruz.

01:00 Costa Del Street Crime
Documentary series exploring the dark and dangerous goings-on in Costa del Sol.

02:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad - Poland
British tourists explore opportunities to party in Poland, including a group drinking in Krakow and men from Hampshire heading towards Warsaw.

02:30 Boozed Up Brits Abroad - Czech
Focusing on British tourists engaging in binge drinking in the Czech Republic.

03:00 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

03:30 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

04:00 Psychic Sally: On the Road - Bolton/Leicester
Following Sally Morgan's psychic stage show as it reaches Bolton and Leicester.

05:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Horse Seizure
Documentary about the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and members of the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

05:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Sheep Mauling
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

Sky Sports 1

07:30 Premier League Preview - 2013 Opening Weekend
A look ahead to the opening fixtures of the season, which include Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium, Chelsea v Hull City at Stamford Bridge and Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur at Selhurst Park.

08:00 Game Changers
Former British Olympic gold-medallist Darren Campbell and Di Dougherty host the show aimed at inspiring youngsters to take up sport.

09:00 Soccer AM
The weekly collection of football-themed competitions, comedy, phone-ins and guests.

11:00 FL72 Live - Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday
Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday (Kick-off 12.15pm). The opening Championship match of the day, as the Yorkshire clubs meet at Elland Road. This fixture throws up one of the most intense rivalries in the division, and the hosts will be looking for a repeat of last season, when they won 2-1 here against the Owls, having already secured a draw in the meeting at Hillsborough.

13:30 Saturday Night Football - Team Talk
David Jones and Jamie Redknapp look ahead to today's fixtures, focusing on the line-ups for the clubs involved.

14:00 Soccer Saturday
Jeff Stelling is joined by a panel of former players to preside over the day's football action, including previews of the top games and up-to-the-minute scores from around the country.

16:00 Live Saturday Night Football - Swansea City v Manchester United
Swansea City v Manchester United (Kick-off 5.30pm). All the action from the Liberty Stadium, where the visitors get the defence of their Premier League title under way. The Swans are also looking to build on an impressive campaign, which saw them win the League Cup, and they held United 1-1 in the corresponding fixture last season, before losing 2-1 at Old Trafford in May in Sir Alex Ferguson's final home match in charge of the Red Devils.

19:00 Saturday Night Football - Game of the Day
A full re-run of the day's top Premier League match.

21:00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice
Extended highlights from the opening day of the Premier League, with matches including West Ham United v Cardiff City, Arsenal v Aston Villa and Norwich City v Everton.

22:30 FL72 Highlights - Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday
Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday. Action from the Championship match, as the Yorkshire clubs met at Elland Road. This fixture throws up one of the most intense rivalries in the division, and the hosts were looking for a repeat of last season, when they won 2-1 here against the Owls, having already secured a draw in the meeting at Hillsborough.

23:00 Saturday Reloaded
The latest football goals from the top flight, Championship, League One and League Two.

00:00 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice
Extended highlights from the opening day of the Premier League, with matches including West Ham United v Cardiff City, Arsenal v Aston Villa and Norwich City v Everton.

01:30 Live International Fight Night - Daniel Geale v Darren Barker
Daniel Geale v Darren Barker. The bout for the IBF Middleweight title at the Revel Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Barnet-born Barker has just one defeat on his professional record, but that came on his last visit to Atlantic City in 2011, when he lost in the 11th round against Sergio Gabriel Martinez. Geale currently holds this belt, and the Australian is making his fifth defence, with his last outing a unanimous points decision over Anthony Mundine in January.

05:00 FL72 Highlights - Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday
Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday. Action from the Championship match, as the Yorkshire clubs met at Elland Road. This fixture throws up one of the most intense rivalries in the division, and the hosts were looking for a repeat of last season, when they won 2-1 here against the Owls, having already secured a draw in the meeting at Hillsborough.

05:30 Saturday Night Football - Match Choice
Extended highlights from the opening day of the Premier League, with matches including West Ham United v Cardiff City, Arsenal v Aston Villa and Norwich City v Everton.

Sky Sports 3

06:00 European Seniors Tour Golf - 2013 Scottish Senior Open: Day One
The Scottish Senior Open. Action from day one at the Torrance Championship Course from Fairmont St Andrews in Fife. Sweden's Anders Forsbrand took the honours here last year, finishing one stroke clear of England's Philip Golding.

07:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day One - Foursomes
Action from the first day's play at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, where the 13th staging of the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe got under way with the opening foursomes. Europe are defending the title after their 15-13 victory two years ago in Co Meath, and they took a first-day lead of 4.5 points to 3.5 in 2011.

08:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day One - Fourballs
Action from the first day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the opening fourballs in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The USA only won one of the five sessions when the event was last held in Co Meath in 2011, but that was in the fourballs, and they have never lost a Solheim Cup match on home soil.

09:00 WWE: Smackdown
Spectacular grappling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. Presented by Josh Mathews and JBL.

11:00 WWE: Bottom Line
Highlights from the latest edition of Raw, featuring action from in and out of the ring, interviews, news and previews.

12:00 Masters Tennis - 2013 Cincinnati Masters: Day Five
The Cincinnati Masters. Action from the quarter-final matches at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio. Swiss compatriots Roger Federer and Stanislas Wawrinka were victorious at this stage last year to set up a semi-final against each other, while Juan Martin del Potro and Novak Djokovic claimed respective wins over Jeremy Chardy and Marin Cilic.

13:00 Live Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Two - Foursomes
The second day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the second round of foursomes in the 13th staging of the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The European team extended their overall advantage with a 2.5-1.5 victory at this stage in 2011, meaning they went into the afternoon fourballs leading 7-5.

18:30 Live Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Two - Fourballs
Further coverage of the second day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the second fourballs in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The American team staged a fightback at this stage when the tournament was last held in 2011, winning the session 3-1 to leave the teams tied at 8-8 heading into the singles matches on the final day.

01:00 Spanish Football - Real Valladolid v Athletic Bilbao and Valencia v Malaga
Real Valladolid v Athletic Bilbao and Valencia v Malaga. Action from the opening weekend of the La Liga season, from the Estadio Nuevo Jose Zorrilla and the Mestalla respectively.

02:00 Football Gold - Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur: 2008/09
Action from Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur at the Emirates Stadium during the 2008/09 season, which finished in a memorable 4-4 draw.

02:15 Football Gold - Charlton Athletic v West Ham United: 2001/02
Highlights of Charlton Athletic v West Ham United from the 2001/02 season at the Valley.

02:30 Cycling - 2013 Arctic Race of Norway
Action from the Arctic Race of Norway, which featured four stages in challenging conditions.

03:30 Trans World Sport
Action and features, focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events, from football, tennis and golf to BMX biking, surfing and kite-boarding.

04:30 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

05:00 Spanish Football - Real Valladolid v Athletic Bilbao and Valencia v Malaga
Real Valladolid v Athletic Bilbao and Valencia v Malaga. Action from the opening weekend of the La Liga season, from the Estadio Nuevo Jose Zorrilla and the Mestalla respectively.

Sky Sports Ashes

06:00 International One-Day Cricket - England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s
England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s. Highlights of the ninth and final fixture in the triangular series, as the sides met at the County Ground, Derby. Bangladesh are the other country involved and following the completion of this match, each nation would have played three fixtures against the other participants, with the top two in the standings meeting in the final at Trent Bridge on Monday.

07:00 Ashes Memories - Waugh Time Spirit: Sydney 2003
A look back at the Fifth Test of the 2002/03 Ashes series between Australia and England at the Sydney Cricket Ground, focusing on the contribution of Steve Waugh in his record-equalling 156th Test for the hosts.

07:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Sydney: 2010/11 Fourth Day
A look back at the fourth day of the Fifth Test in 2010/11, staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, and which saw England close in on a series victory. The Aussies finished on 213-7, still some 151 runs behind England's first innings total, and the tourists duly completed another emphatic triumph the following day.

08:30 International One-Day Cricket - England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s
England Under-19s v Pakistan Under-19s. Highlights of the ninth and final fixture in the triangular series, as the sides met at the County Ground, Derby. Bangladesh are the other country involved and following the completion of this match, each nation would have played three fixtures against the other participants, with the top two in the standings meeting in the final at Trent Bridge on Monday.

09:30 Live Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Semi-Finals
Both semi-finals, which come from Edgbaston in Birmingham, as the line-up for this evening's showpiece match is decided. Hampshire Royals and Yorkshire Vikings were the victorious teams at this stage last year, overcoming Somerset and Sussex Sharks respectively.

16:30 Ashes Memories - Daffy Seizes the Day
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 1994-95 Ashes series between Australia and England in Adelaide, which featured a surprise result and an outstanding performance with the bat by all-rounder Phil DeFreitas.

17:00 Ashes Memories - Dazzling Darren - Sydney 1995
A look back at the Third Test in the 1994/95 Ashes series between Australia and England, staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, which saw Darren Gough give an outstanding all-round performance.

17:30 Live Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
All the action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams compete for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

21:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Old Trafford: 2005 Third Test Day One
A look back at the opening day of the Third Test in 2005, which was staged at Old Trafford, and saw England perform well with the bat. Michael Vaughan played a captain's innings when compiling 166, the highest individual score of the series, while Marcus Trescothick chipped in with a valuable 63.

23:30 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

00:30 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Lord's: 2005 First Test Day One
A look back at the first day of the First Test in 2005, which was staged at Lord's, and saw the Australian bowlers battle back after their side had been dismissed cheaply. England looked to have had the upper hand after they bowled the Aussies out for just 190, but subsequently suffered at the hands of Glenn McGrath, Brett Lee and Shane Warne as they ended the day on 92/7.

02:00 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

03:00 Ashes Memories - Daffy Seizes the Day
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 1994-95 Ashes series between Australia and England in Adelaide, which featured a surprise result and an outstanding performance with the bat by all-rounder Phil DeFreitas.

03:30 Ashes Memories - Dazzling Darren - Sydney 1995
A look back at the Third Test in the 1994/95 Ashes series between Australia and England, staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, which saw Darren Gough give an outstanding all-round performance.

04:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Perth: 2010/11 Third Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Third Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth, and saw Mitchell Johnson rip through the England batting line-up, finishing with figures of 6-38.

05:00 Ashes Memories - Waugh Time Spirit: Sydney 2003
A look back at the Fifth Test of the 2002/03 Ashes series between Australia and England at the Sydney Cricket Ground, focusing on the contribution of Steve Waugh in his record-equalling 156th Test for the hosts.

05:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: The Oval: 2001 Fifth Test Day Three
A look back at the third day of the Fifth Test in 2001, which was staged at the Oval, and saw England bat well as they chased a large Australian first-innings total. Having declared on 641/4 on day two, the tourists were hoping to bowl England out quickly, but a fine innings from Mark Ramprakash ensured that did not happen.

Sky1

06:00 Road Wars - 1/20, series 6
The police helicopter is called out to help two officers in pursuit of shoplifters in Slough. A drink-driver is apprehended in Devon, and a random stop check reveals a drugs cache.

07:00 Futurama - Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow
Behind-the-scenes insight into the making of Simpsons creator Matt Groening's hit animation series. Narrated by Tania Bryer.

07:10 Road Wars - 1/9, series 4
The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras to give an intriguing insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented, featuring footage of dangerous drivers on overcrowded roads.

08:00 WWE Superstars
All the latest wrestling news, featuring matches with stars from both Raw and Smackdown, including John Cena, CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio.

09:00 Road Wars - 5/20, series 5
Elite officers Rosie and Darren carry out a manhunt through the gardens of an upmarket estate, while Chris and Simon come face to face with a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes.

10:00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie - 7/8, series 1
The company flies in an American director to shoot a million-pound advert to show off Greggs' products. However, the film-maker is used to sunnier climes and struggles to cope with the reliably grim British weather. The emergency services are called out to a flooded bakery HQ, where a constant stream of sausage rolls keeps spirits high, a homesick Geordie hits upon the idea of introducing Newcastle stottie bread to southerners, and the Greggs chefs tackle the seemingly impossible task of concocting low-fat pastries. Can they crack the recipe?

11:00 Treasure Island - 1
Part one of two. Teenager Jim Hawkins, Captain Smollett, Squire Trelawney and Dr Livesey prepare to set sail in search of an elusive hoard of gold, following the discovery of a treasure map that once belonged to a notorious pirate. Unfortunately, crew member Long John Silver wants the riches for himself, and persuades his fellow sailors to back him in a mutiny. Swashbuckling adventure, starring Eddie Izzard, Elijah Wood, Donald Sutherland, Philip Glenister, Rupert Penry-Jones and Keith Allen.

13:00 Road Wars - 6/6, series 1
The Proactive Squad chases a criminal racing through the grounds of Milton Keynes hospital, and an American patrol officer is stunned when a speeding driver claims he is blind.

14:00 Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew - Estate Agents
The choreographer is tasked with coaching a group of Southampton estate agents, who have certainly got the gift of the gab but don't necessarily have the moves to back it up - especially when Ashley gives them a routine including a tricky move Diversity themselves perform on tour - the dolphin. Their first performance, in front of commuters in Central London, doesn't go well, forcing them to knuckle down before they face their toughest sell yet - convincing as street dancers at a swish industry event.

15:00 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

15:30 Planes: Sky Movies Special
The making of Disney's Planes, a spin-off of Pixar's Cars, featuring the voice of Dane Cook as Dusty, an small-town crop-dusting aircraft hoping to become a high-flying air racer.

16:00 The Simpsons - I'm with Cupid
Valentine's Day-themed edition which sees Apu shower his wife with gifts, making all the other men in Springfield look bad in comparison. Featuring the guest voice of Elton John.

16:30 The Simpsons - 500 Keys
Lisa gets her hands on a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, and soon uncovers a hidden classroom beneath the school, telling Principal Skinner about her discovery. He confiscates the key from her, but she remains determined to investigate the mysterious room.

17:00 The Simpsons - Bart v Thanksgiving
Bart runs away from home at Thanksgiving and ends up in a shelter for down-and-outs, where he is interviewed by a TV news crew - much to the horror of Homer and Marge.

17:30 The Simpsons - Sleeping with the Enemy
Lisa is teased mercilessly by her classmates for having a weight problem. Marge learns school bully Nelson Muntz has never had a paternal role model and invites him to live with the family - much to Bart's dismay.

18:00 Diversity in Dublin
Ashley Banjo leads his crew out on to the stage of the O2 in Dublin on the second leg of their Diversity Digitized tour, an inventive all-new adventure in which they star as characters in a computer game. The film also features footage of the guys as they relax backstage and take in some of the sights that Ireland has to offer.

19:00 Diversity Live: The Diversitoys Tour
Documentary following the dance group's preparations for a sold-out show at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring behind-the-scenes footage of rehearsals and life on tour, plus a live performance and specially shot scenes.

20:00 Flightplan Film (2005)
A widow boards a plane with her daughter and promptly falls asleep. When she wakes up, the girl has disappeared - and the mother's fear turns to outright panic when the aircraft crew insists she boarded the flight alone, suggesting the child is merely a figment of her distressed imagination. Thriller, starring Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard, Sean Bean and Greta Scacchi.

21:55 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: War on Crime
Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime.

22:55 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: War on Crime
Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime.

23:55 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: War on Crime
Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime.

00:55 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

01:25 Nothing to Declare - Miss Nevada, Creepy Brew, Israeli Is Working, The Big Haul-Licks
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

01:55 Road Wars - 18/20, series 7
The Road Crime Unit makes a surprising discovery after pulling over a car, Steve the dog handler and his companion pursue a suspect, and the Tactical Aid Group raids a flat.

02:50 Futurama - Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow
Behind-the-scenes insight into the making of Simpsons creator Matt Groening's hit animation series. Narrated by Tania Bryer.

03:00 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

03:30 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

04:00 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

04:30 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

05:00 Hour of Power
Non-denominational religious service, led by veteran TV evangelist the Rev Robert Schuller.

Sky2

06:00 UK Border Force - 1/8, series 1
Documentary series taking viewers inside the UK Border Agency, revealing the work that takes place behind the scenes of the immigration process. Teams at Heathrow Terminal Three, Calais, Dover and across the North West and North East of England look at the methods and technology used in their work.

07:00 UK Border Force - 2/8, series 1
Officers in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants, while at Heathrow's Terminal Three a student is prevented from entering the UK after a trip to India.

08:00 Game Changers
Former British Olympic gold-medallist Darren Campbell and Di Dougherty host the show aimed at inspiring youngsters to take up sport.

09:00 Soccer AM
The weekly collection of football-themed competitions, comedy, phone-ins and guests.

13:30 Saturday Night Football - Team Talk
David Jones and Jamie Redknapp look ahead to today's fixtures, focusing on the line-ups for the clubs involved.

19:00 An Idiot Abroad - China
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant send their friend and former radio producer Karl Pilkington on a tour of some of the most impressive sites in the world. The reluctant traveller's first destination is China, where he visits the Great Wall, samples the local food, tries his hand at kung fu and experiences a traditional massage.

20:00 Ross Kemp on Gangs - Liverpool
The actor goes in search of the youth gangs said to be causing mayhem on the streets of inner-city Liverpool and asks whether 2008's Capital of Culture deserves its reputation as a hub of gun crime.

21:00 Kung Foolery
One-off documentary in which best pals and martial arts enthusiasts Matt Bell and Pip Holmes embark on an epic adventure across Thailand. The pair replicate the moves of their favourite action-movie heroes, with no-nonsense Miyagi-style masters putting them through their paces in preparation for their big finale - a high-kicking homage to the iconic closing fight scene from The King of the Kickboxers. Can the lads deliver a kick-ass performance?

22:00 Trollied - 1/13, series 2
Comedy set in a budget supermarket in north-west England. Gavin is promoted to head office and Julie makes a poor impression on his formidable replacement Lorraine (Stephanie Beacham), who has big plans for Valco. Kieran is seemingly happy as a married man but may still be regretting an unrequited romance, while Lisa and Colin have become very close. Also starring Jane Horrocks, Nick Blood and Beverly Rudd.

22:30 Trollied - 2/13, series 2
Lorraine unveils Valco's below-basic line of products, leaving Julie distinctly unimpressed. Katie returns from her travels and is in need of money for university, prompting her to consider an offer to take her old job back. Comedy, starring Jane Horrocks, Stephanie Beacham and Chanel Cresswell.

23:00 Trollied - 3/13, series 2
Gavin makes his first visit to the store as area manager, and Katie returns to work at her kiosk, where she is welcomed by Neville, an annoying former business executive whose career has taken a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Kieran launches a new ticketing system without consulting Andy, causing friction between them. Comedy, starring Jane Horrocks.

23:30 A League of Their Own - 6/10, series 6
A trio of Olympic stars appear on the comedy sports quiz, as Laura Trott and Lizzie Armitstead - who won gold and silver in their respective cycling events - and Zara Phillips, the first royal ever to pick up an Olympic medal, join in the fun. Completing the guest line-up is funnyman Micky Flanagan, who has never won an Olympic medal, alongside regulars Jamie Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff and Jack Whitehall. James Corden asks the questions.

00:30 Mental - Obsessively Yours
When a patient checks back in, the team is more concerned about the stability of his wife, and Jack becomes infatuated with a neurosurgeon. Medical drama, starring Chris Vance.

01:25 Caribbean Cops
Law enforcers on the Caribbean islands of Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago, and St Lucia.

02:20 Caribbean Cops
Law enforcers on the Caribbean islands of Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago, and St Lucia.

03:15 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK: Wales
Police officers in west Wales deal with violent drunks and drug dealers, as well as a dangerous domestic incident.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 3/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond set out to discover whether trips to the toilet can help people lose weight, and if it is better to be fat or thin during a heatwave. Plus, the facts behind children's roundabouts.

05:00 Dog Squad
Documentary following the work of border customs officials in their search for illegal drugs and contraband.

05:30 Dog Squad
Documentary following the work of border customs officials in their search for illegal drugs and contraband.

2013-08-18

BBC1 South East

BBC2 South East

BBC3

BBC4

Channel 4

Channel 5

Comedy Central

Comedy Central Extra

Film4

ITV Anglia

ITV2

ITV3

ITV4

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Sky Sports 3

Sky Sports Ashes

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Sky2

BBC1 South East

07:35 Match of the Day
Highlights of the opening matches of the Premier League season, including Swansea City v Manchester United at the Liberty Stadium and West Ham United v Cardiff City at Upton Park. With new manager David Moyes taking over, United were playing their first league match without Alex Ferguson since 1986 and faced a potentially difficult task against a Swansea side that has made several new additions to their squad. Meanwhile, Cardiff were making their Premier League debut and were looking to emulate their 1-0 win at this ground on the first weekend of the Championship campaign two seasons ago. Plus, Liverpool v Stoke City, Arsenal v Aston Villa, Norwich City v Everton, Sunderland v Fulham and West Bromwich Albion v Southampton.

09:00 Sunday Morning Live - 8, series 4
Samira Ahmed and a panel of guests discuss contemporary ethical issues, with viewers joining in the interactive debate.

10:00 Homes Under the Hammer - 23/80, series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a cottage in Cornwall, a flat in London and a terraced property in Yorkshire, before meeting the people who bought them at auction to talk about their plans for the buildings.

11:00 BBC News

11:05 Weather for the Week Ahead

11:10 Bargain Hunt - South 5
Tim Wonnacott visits Marlborough, Wiltshire, in the hope of finding valuable collectibles. Mark Stacey and Phillip Allwood also try to steer their sides towards success in the saleroom.

11:40 Live Athletics

12:00 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

12:15 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

12:45 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

12:50 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

13:25 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

13:50 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

14:10 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

14:40 Live Athletics
Live coverage of the ninth and final day at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, where medals will be decided in six events. The final of the women's javelin begins proceedings from before attention turns to the track for the heats of the women's and men's 4x100m relays from respectively. The men's triple jump final gets under way while the finals of the men's 1500m and women's 800m take place leaving just the women's and men's 4x100m relay finals to bring the championships to a conclusion. With commentary by Steve Cram, Andrew Cotter, Paul Dickenson and Brendan Foster, and analysis from Michael Johnson and Paula Radcliffe.

15:15 Escape to the Country - Welsh Marches
Alistair Appleton helps a couple find their dream home in Wales on a budget of £480,000, but the property must have space for an art studio. He also catches up with a pair from a previous series who found their ideal house in the countryside.

16:00 Songs of Praise - Paisley Abbey
Sally Magnusson marks Paisley Abbey's 850th anniversary by visiting the church in Renfrewshire, where the congregation assembles for traditional hymns. The presenter also discovers the origins of the world-famous Paisley pattern and tries her hand at the popular local sport of curling.

16:35 Britain's Big Wildlife Revival - Woodland
Countryfile's Ellie Harrison is joined by BBC wildlife presenters to highlight the plight of Britain's endangered species, focusing on a different creature each week, and Mike Dilger provides viewers with tips on how to turn their gardens into havens for at-risk animals. In the first edition, Iolo Williams explores the lives of red and grey squirrels in north Wales and the Lake District, Nick Baker learns about the adder's strange habits and Gordon Buchanan goes on a Highland quest in search of the Scottish wildcat. Plus, Ellie finds out how the rare red kite came back from the brink of extinction.

17:35 BBC News; Regional News and Weather

18:00 Countryfile - Oxfordshire
The team visits south Oxfordshire, where Julia Bradbury explores the Wittenham Clumps, learning how this small group of hills inspired one of Britain's great landscape painters. John Craven lends a hand on a farm that is providing work experience for people with learning difficulties, and Jules Hudson takes a trip in a vintage car. Tom Heap investigates the rise of livestock rustling and Adam Henson trades a prized Cotswold ram for a Gloucester old spot pig. Including Weather for the Week Ahead.

19:00 Antiques Roadshow - Polesden Lacey
Fiona Bruce and the team travel around the UK in search of more family treasures. Curios on show at Polesden Lacey near Dorking in Surrey include an object originally created as a deterrent for rats, a glove thought to have belonged to Elizabeth I, and a brooch kept hidden for years while its owner was in a PoW camp. Plus, in the new weekly Rogues' Gallery feature, the experts are challenged to spot the fake among four silver tea caddies.

20:00 The White Queen - 10/10, series 1
Elizabeth and her girls are freed from sanctuary and her first-born daughter, Princess Elizabeth, goes to court, blossoms, and falls for Richard III. The death of Anne provides hope that the lovers will marry and the Woodville dynasty will continue as queens of England, but battle looms with Henry Tudor waiting to invade and claim the throne from a man seen by many as a usurper. Last in the series.

21:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather

21:25 Match of the Day 2
Action from today's Premier League fixtures, which were Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur at Selhurst Park and Chelsea v Hull City at Stamford Bridge. The newly promoted Eagles were aiming to produce an upset against Spurs, who had an eventful summer in the transfer market. Meanwhile, Jose Mourinho was welcomed back to Stamford Bridge for his first league game as boss of the Blues since 2007, and given their outstanding home form when he was last in charge, nothing less than a comfortable victory will have been expected against last term's Championship runners-up.

22:25 That Puppet Game Show - Dougie's Birthday
Match of the Day's Gary Lineker and former England cricketer Andrew Flintoff compete in a series of challenges involving talking birds and a cross between table tennis and interplanetary warfare - with the winner receiving £10,000 for charity. Plus, another look at what the puppet hosts are getting up to backstage as Dougie Colon celebrates his birthday. Family entertainment show co-produced by Muppet creators the Jim Henson Company.

23:05 Nothing to Lose Film (1997)
An advertising executive's life falls apart after he learns his wife is having an affair with his boss, and when a carjacker tries to rob him it is more than he can stand - so he decides to fight back and exact his revenge with the help of the petty crook who tried to steal his vehicle.

00:40 Weatherview

00:45 BBC News

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.

BBC2 South East

07:00 Around the World in 80 Gardens - South America: Brazil/Argentina/Chile
Monty Don travels to South America, home to more than 50,000 endemic plant species. Beginning in Brazil, the intrepid horticulturist views the private oasis of artist Burle Marx, and takes a trip by boat to the unique floating gardens of the Amazon, before visiting the coast of Chile - where an agriculturalist has created a landscape in tune with its craggy locale.

08:00 Gardeners' World - 19
Monty Don reveals some of Longmeadow's late-summer highlights and plans ahead, propagating a range of favourite plants to guarantee a great display next year. Carol Klein celebrates the daylily, and there is a visit to an artist who has created a roof garden where creativity and colour collide.

08:30 The Beechgrove Garden - 17/26, series 35
The team helps with the creation of a new community garden on the western shore of Loch Long, just outside the village of Ardentinny in Argyll and Bute. Jim McColl, Carole Baxter, George Anderson and Carolyn Spray also meet some talented local gardeners and help solve a problem or two.

09:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites - 96, series 1
Highlights of the series, recalling his favourite moments from the past year in the kitchen. Also includes classic archive recipes as prepared by Rick Stein.

10:30 Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well - BBQ & Grill
The chef gives a masterclass in grilling, whether indoors on a stove or outside on a barbecue. In the vegetable garden of his restaurant, Raymond prepares a spatchcock chicken with celeriac remoulade, and seabass wrapped in banana leaves, which protect the delicate fish while allowing the smoky flavour to permeate it. For dessert, he demonstrates how to make grilled fruit brochettes with coconut rice. Last in the series.

11:00 EastEnders
Omnibus. Lauren decides to throw a surprise party in honour of Jim's 80th birthday, but becomes paranoid as the guests dodge the alcohol in her presence, while Carol, Max and Jack are made to feel guilty when Dot confronts them about never visiting their father. Whitney starts work back at the community centre, where she has her hands full with Dennis, and Roxy receives a phone call, although she is forced to end it quickly when Jack arrives. Janine smugly tells Michael that she and Danny are an item - but is everything as it seems?

12:55 Coast - Western Isles & Shetland
The team goes island-hopping around the Western Isles and out to Shetland. Nick Crane hunts for gannets on Eriskay, and Neil Oliver hears the tragic story of a 1918 shipwreck off the Isle of Lewis in which more than 200 servicemen returning from the First World War were drowned. Hermione Cockburn tests the acoustic qualities of Fingal's Cave on the uninhabited island of Staffa, and Miranda Krestovnikoff investigates a project to breed a super-strong Shetland pony.

13:25 Krakatoa, East of Java Film (1969)
The 1883 eruption of volcano Krakatoa has devastating consequences for a salvage ship and its passengers, among whom are treasure-hunters, nuns, convicts, a widow looking for her long-lost son and a mutinous crew. Disaster movie, starring Maximilian Schell, Diane Baker, Barbara Werle, Brian Keith and Rossano Brazzi.

15:30 Horizon - What's Killing Our Bees? A Horizon Special
Bees are worth £430 million to Britain's agriculture sector and a third of UK food is reliant on pollination, but their numbers have been falling dramatically. In this film, journalist and beekeeper Bill Turnbull examines the array of conflicting evidence in a bid to determine what is responsible for the decline and meets scientists who are fitting radar transponders to the insects to establish why numbers are falling.

16:30 Flog It! - Coventry 25
Paul Martin, Michael Baggott and Will Axon visit Coventry Cathedral, where members of the public present their most cherished heirlooms for valuation. Items coming under scrutiny include a set of furniture dating back more than 100 years, and a collection of Beswick animal figurines. Paul is also given the chance to scrutinise the drawings of influential designer Gordon Russell.

17:30 Live MotoGP - 2013 Indianapolis Grand Prix
The Indianapolis Grand Prix (Start-time 7.00pm). Coverage from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, as the riders battle for points in the 10th round of the season. The championship is still being dominated by a trio of Spaniards, and it is Marc Marquez who enters this event at the top of the standings with a 20-point lead over Dani Pedrosa in second and Jorge Lorenzo a further 10 points back. Marquez triumphed last time out at the United States Grand Prix to claim a second successive victory, as well as a third overall in the current campaign. With commentary by Steve Parrish and Charlie Cox, and reports from Azi Farni.

19:00 Dragons' Den - 2/6, series 11
More aspiring entrepreneurs bid to win funding for their projects from the panel. An embarrassing malfunction affects a product designer's pitch, a cowboy struts into the Den hoping to tempt the Dragons with his all-American bar snack, and a married couple hope a Brazilian dance troupe will help attract investment in their cooking-sauce range. .

20:00 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip - 2/3, series 1
Si King and Dave Myers head to Wiltshire, where they help rebuild an early traction engine before learning how it revolutionised farming. In Derbyshire, they attempt to weave their own Hairy Biker cloth on a 100-year-old cotton-spinning machine called a mule, while in Cheshire they restore a rare barge once used to transport coal on Britain's canals.

21:00 Blackadder the Third - Sense and Senility
Edmund writes Prince George a speech to help quell growing anarchy among the masses - but is none too pleased when the dim-witted royal hires a pair of superstitious actors to teach him how to deliver it properly.

21:30 Frost/Nixon Film (2008)
British broadcaster and journalist David Frost comes up with the idea of setting up a series of exclusive televised interviews with the disgraced former president of the United States, Richard Nixon. Believing he could use the publicity as a chance to resurrect his political career and make some easy money, Nixon agrees but soon realises he has underestimated Frost. Fact-based drama, starring Frank Langella, Michael Sheen, Sam Rockwell and Kevin Bacon.

23:25 Countryfile - Northumberland
John Craven is in Northumberland, where he joins wildlife cameraman Ben Burville on the trail of the elusive white-beaked dolphin, and visits the site of a Bronze Age burial mound where bones and artefacts are dropping out of the cliffs. Tom Heap investigates the way genetically modified technology is spreading from plants to animals and Adam Henson reveals how the recent good weather has affected his crops.

00:20 Holby City - Old Wounds
Chrissie's secrets mount as she prepares to have another scan. Having lied to Sacha before, can she finally find the courage to tell him the truth? The pressure builds on Mo as she faces the consequences of her actions, forcing her to question whether she has made the right choices. Serena finds out that she and Edward are attending the same medical dinner and becomes determined not to be seen without a date - but finding someone to go with her proves easier said than done.

01:20 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:05 Homes Under the Hammer - 46/80, series 16
Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a plot of land in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, a commercial unit in Queenborough, Kent, and a bungalow in Osset, West Yorkshire. They then follow each of the sales at auction and talk to the owners about their plans for the buildings.

BBC3

18:00 Robin Hood - Let the Games Commence
Gisborne makes a triumphant return from the court of Prince John with orders to kill Robin, so he and his men enter the forest in search of the outlaw. However, Robin has just taken under his wing a fleeing aristocratic woman who turns out to have much in common with his greatest enemy. In the ensuing skirmish, Little John is separated from the rest of the gang and ends up going undercover with a team of gladiators travelling to Nottingham. Guest starring former Coronation Street actress Denise Black.

18:45 Great Movie Mistakes - Great Movie Mistakes IV: May the Fourth Be with You
Memorable movie blunders of 2012, including scenes from big-budget blockbusters and box-office flops, and shares his views on the clips. The programme also features continuity errors, special effects slip-ups and moments when production crew members inadvertently crept into shot.

19:15 Shanghai Knights Film (2002)
Chinese sheriff Chon Wang and reformed bandit Roy O'Bannon head for Victorian London on the trail of a murderer. Their investigation leads them to a nefarious Englishman plotting to kill the royal family - but fortunately Chon's talented sister comes to their aid. Martial arts comedy sequel

21:00 Family Guy - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Lois is not looking forward to her birthday, so she decides to turn her life around by adopting a different, younger lifestyle, growing her hair and having a makeover on a shopping trip. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a turtle at the park and adopts him as a new pet.

21:25 Family Guy - Halloween on Spooner Street
Halloween arrives, and Peter joins forces with Joe to play a series of painful pranks on his friends and neighbours. Meanwhile, Brian teaches Stewie the basics of trick-or-treating, and Meg has high hopes for her first festively themed high-school party.

21:45 Boom Town - 1/6, series 1
Reality show, celebrating some of Britain's most eccentric people. In the first episode, Kev the white witch asks an estate agent to value his house, superheroes the Knight Warriors wait for a bus, Talina the temptress turns on the charm to get herself a free holiday and fashion designer Stella attempts to sell her intriguing dress design.

22:15 American Dad! - Every Which Way But Lose
Steve tries to make Stan proud of him by joining a junior football team, but ends up being dropped from the squad by his father. He enlists Roger's help to exact his revenge and recruits a team of misfits to spoil his dad's perfect season.

22:40 American Dad! - Weiner of Our Discontent
When Stan gets sick of Roger bragging about his own importance he challenges him to prove it. Believing himself to be `The Decider' with the fate of the world resting in his hands, Roger is dismayed to discover he is nothing more than a crash test dummy.

23:00 Russell Howard's Good News - 10/12, series 7
The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether on TV, online or in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Plus stand-up performances from some rising stars of comedy.

23:30 Russell Howard's Good News - 11/12, series 7
The comedian presents a compilation episode featuring the current series' rising stand-up stars, including performances from Daniel Sloss, Mae Martin, Nathan Caton, Reggie Watts, Andrew Ryan, Glenn Wool and Marcel Lucont.

00:00 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Cocaine Capital of the World: Stacey Dooley Investigates
The presenter heads to remote and hostile regions to meet people involved in the global drugs trade - including producers and traffickers who are on the run from the authorities. In the first edition, Stacey discovers why Peru is known as the world's cocaine capital. Beginning her journey in Lima, she visits a British man who was jailed for smuggling the substance into Europe, before linking up with government forces as they launch a major crackdown on the farmers that earn their living through its production. She then treks through the rainforest to find out how a new strain of coca plant is being grown.

01:00 Shoplife - 3/6, series 1
Documentary following a group of young people employed at the Metrocentre, Gateshead, the UK's largest shopping and leisure centre. From nights out on the town to discovering their career aspirations, the programme reveals what life is like for youths during their journeys to independence.

02:00 Live at the Electric - 7/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show featuring lothario Antonio sharing his theory on how to stimulate a woman's mind. Plus, Film Fizz's Chris Kendall goes head to head with Colin Firth and Marcel Lucont reveals his views on religion.

02:30 Badults - Girls
Tom tries to impress his mother by telling her he is engaged to Matthew's sister Rachel, but the plan backfires when she leaves her job to help him plan his big day, and his alleged fiancee arrives at the flat. Matthew is outraged until it is revealed he has a secret girlfriend in America, who believes it is Ben she is really in a relationship with. Comedy, starring Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry.

03:00 Close

BBC4

18:00 A Poet's Guide to Britain - Matthew Arnold: Dover Beach
During his honeymoon in 1851, school inspector Matthew Arnold wrote a poem called Dover Beach. Owen Sheers studies the work and explores Arnold's life, visiting Rugby School to delve into his relationship with his Victorian headmaster father and examining the influences of religious thinker John Henry Newman. Featuring contributions by former Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams and poet Daljit Nagra.

18:30 Proms on Four - Proms on Four: 20th Century Classics: New Music at the Proms
His modern music series with a range of new sounds from the Proms, including world premieres of John McCabe's Joybox and Mark-Anthony Turnage's Frieze, as well as Murray Gold's composition to mark Doctor Who's 50th birthday. He is joined by Southbank classical music supremo Gillian Moore to discuss a selection of pieces from across the season at the Royal Albert Hall.

20:00 The Review Show
Kirsty Wark is joined by critic Paul Morley, crime writer Denise Mina and comedian Mark Thomas to discuss some of the biggest events at this year's Edinburgh Festival. Works under discussion include theatre company Grid Iron's site-specific extravaganza Leaving Planet Earth, Margaret Atwood's new novel MaddAddam and a retrospective of the output of pioneering Korean-American video artist Nam June Paik. Also featuring music artist Nadine Shah.

21:00 The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II with Dan Cruickshank
Documentary exploring the aesthetic styles associated with Ludwig II of Bavaria, the legendary king who was believed to be handsome and loved by his people. Dan Cruickshank investigates the mock-medievalism of Neuschwanstein castle and the complex design of Herrenshiemsee, to assess how they are key to finding out more about the enigmatic ruler.

22:00 Alan Whicker's Journey of a Lifetime - The Americas
The journalist travels from west to east across America, where he tracks down a Hollywood plastic surgeon he met 30 years earlier and re-examines the interview with Haitian dictator Papa Doc Duvalier that won him the prestigious Dumont Award. He also explores the wealthy closed community of Palm Beach, revisits the Sixties programme where he filmed the trial of a couple facing the death penalty and looks at footage of the country's first so-called serial killer. Being shown as a tribute to the broadcaster, who died last month.

23:00 The Lighthouse Stevensons
Denis Lawson tells the story of 19th-century engineer Robert Stevenson and his family, who have been credited with taming the Scottish coastline by constructing the famous Bell Rock lighthouse.

00:00 Punk Britannia - Pre-Punk 1972-1976
An insight into the musical landscape of the 1970s, exploring the development, influence and legacy of the punk genre, beginning with the rise of pub rock and the emergence of bands including Dr Feelgood, Ducks Deluxe and Kilburn & the High Roads. Featuring contributions by artists including Paul Weller, John Lydon, Mick Jones, Adam Ant and Wilko Johnson. Narrated by Peter Capaldi.

01:00 Punk Britannia - Punk 1976-1978
The documentary reaches the pinnacle of the punk era, 1976 to 1978, exploring how bands including the Sex Pistols and Buzzcocks helped spread the genre's popularity around the UK. The Roxy nightclub in London's Covent Garden proved a hotspot for bands including the Jam to gain support, but the Sex Pistols' split in 1978 proved a blow to the future of punk. With contributions by John Lydon, Mick Jones, Paul Weller and Siouxsie Sioux. Narrated by Peter Capaldi.

02:00 Punk Britannia - Post-Punk 1978-1981
An insight into the post-punk era between 1978 and 1981, when a new generation of artists emerged, inspired by the genre's rebellious nature. Gang of Four and Scritti Politti infused their music with radical politics, while the Pop Group adopted an anti-capitalist sentiment. Featuring contributions by John Lydon, Mark E Smith, Jerry Dammers and Peter Hook. Narrated by Peter Capaldi. Last in the series.

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Channel 4

06:00 Swimming - IPC Swimming World Championships 2013: Day Six
Highlights from day six of the International Paralympic Committee event at the Parc Jean Drapeau Aquatic Complex in Montreal, Canada. Ashley Mortimer carries the biggest weight of expectation for the home crowd after her efforts in the 100-metre backstroke at London 2012.

06:55 Everybody Loves Raymond - Super Bowl
Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him.

07:25 Frasier - Give Him the Chair!
Martin is furious to learn Frasier has thrown out his favourite chair to make space for a new one, and sends him out to retrieve it. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney.

07:55 Frasier - Fortysomething
As the advancing years begin to take their toll on Frasier, he wonders whether a relationship with a 20-year-old sales assistant would help him recapture some of his youthful vitality. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

08:30 Sunday Brunch - 27/46, series 2
Guests including television presenter and Formula One pit lane reporter Natalie Pinkham, and hip-hop artist Bashy. There is also a performance by indie rock musician Miles Kane. All the guests contribute to the playlist by providing snippets of their favourite tracks.

11:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Russian Rocket Reaction
Sheldon's old adversary Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Leonard is eager to go, but Sheldon threatens to shun him if he attends. However, he soon changes his mind when he finds out that Star Trek: The Next Generation actor Brent Spiner will also be there.

12:00 The Simpsons - Homer the Vigilante
A mysterious cat burglar ransacks the Simpson household, making off with Lisa's saxophone. Homer becomes the leader of a neighbourhood watch scheme to find the miscreant - but soon lets the power go to his head. Featuring the guest voice of Sam Neill.

12:30 The Legend of Zorro Film (2005)
The masked hero investigates a mysterious explosion linked to a French count, who is plotting to prevent California joining the United States - and discovers his wife, who walked out on their marriage when he refused to hang up his sword, is somehow involved. Swashbuckling adventure sequel, starring Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rufus Sewell, Alberto Reyes and Adrian Alonso.

15:00 V Festival - V Festival 2013: Sunday Live
Live coverage of the second day of the music festival, focusing on the performances at Hylands Park in Essex. The line-up at Chelmsford includes the Saturdays, Brit Award winner Tom Odell and local boy Olly Murs.

15:40 Step Up 3 Film (2010)
Premiere. A student who has given up his dreams of being a dancer in favour of his education meets a team of street dancers fallen on hard times. He is recruited into the group as they compete in a high-stakes tournament to win the money they need to secure rehearsal space. Dance drama sequel, starring Rick Malambri, Adam G Sevani and Sharni Vinson.

17:40 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:00 Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free - 4/4, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp sources and creates furniture for Zoe and Gavin, who have had to deal with a recent redundancy in the family and want to turn their newly acquired Suffolk house into a home. Meanwhile, Gillian from Chorley in Lancashire hopes to transform her cramped bathroom into a nautical-themed sanctuary. Plus, a look at how author and designer Pearl Lowe has embraced the world of `upcycling' in her Somerset property. Last in the series.

19:00 The Mill - 4/4, series 1
Lucy and Esther are convinced Mr Timperley is responsible for Catherine's disappearance and they're determined to expose him, while Esther's sister Martha heads to Quarry Bank Mill from Liverpool in the hope of finding her. Robert breaks the news that Parliament has not passed the Ten Hour Bill, meaning children will continue to work 12-hour days at the factory, and as political unrest escalates, he tries to keep Daniel on his side by offering him a half-share in the patent of their new loom. Last in the series.

20:00 Southcliffe - All Souls
One year on, an anonymous letter sent to David reawakens the fear that Morton is still alive and returning to Southcliffe. Revisiting his home town, the reporter finds some things have changed - Claire is spiralling into despair, while Chris seems haunted by the shootings. Then, when David discovers an intruder has broken into his hotel room, he suspects a new threat is imminent. Has the darkness that compelled Morton come to possess Chris? Last in the series.

21:05 Dear John Film (2010)
A soldier falls in love with a student he meets while on two weeks' leave, and he promises to seek her out after completing his tour of duty. However, in the aftermath of the September 11 attacks, he decides to return to duty, putting their relationship to the test. Romantic drama

23:05 V Festival - V Festival 2013 Highlights
Highlights of the music event held in Hylands Park in Essex and Weston Park, Staffordshire, which included big-name stars Beyonce, Kings of Leon, Calvin Harris, Rita Ora, the Vaccines, Basement Jaxx, Kendrick Lamar, Emeli Sande and Olly Murs.

00:30 Baarìa Film (2009)
The son of a shepherd family in Sicily experiences sweeping social changes in his country over the course of five decades. Outraged by the exploitation of the people by a local landowner, he becomes a campaigner for social change and ultimately a member of the Communist party. Drama, starring Francesco Scianna and Margareth Made. In Sicilian, Italian and English.

03:10 A Film from My Parish
Six farmers reflect on everyday parish life in Co Tipperary, each telling their own distinctive story.

03:20 Three in a Bed - 3/10, series 2
The competition begins at the Heronby, a thatched property in the Norfolk Broads, where the guests are impressed with the modern facilities, before moving to west London, where the owner of Holland Park struggles to cope with negative feedback. Tensions are high once the group arrives at the Exmoor Owl and Hawk Centre, an animal-friendly B&B in Somerset.

04:15 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game in Dictionary Corner.

05:00 The Treacle People - The Great Escape
The heroes find themselves trapped in the mines.

05:10 The Hoobs - Hoobledoop!
Tula and Iver make a bid for fame in the hope of featuring in a glossy magazine - but Groove struggles to cope with the pressures of being a household name.

05:35 The Hoobs - Hoobybumperbox Day
Hubba Hubba sets a challenge for the pals, but Iver struggles to complete his assignment on time.

Channel 5

06:05 Roobarb and Custard Too - When Everything Went Lumpy
Roobarb tries to make bread in time for breakfast.

06:10 Bananas in Pyjamas - Rat the Banana
Rat comes to stay at the Bananas' house, but becomes so comfortable he does not want to leave.

06:25 Noddy in Toyland - Noddy and the Lighthouse
The mermaids accidentally break the lighthouse's bulb and race to find another light before the pirate ship runs aground.

06:40 City of Friends - Painting the Town
Tom accidentally sprays Jumpi with paint, and Max accuses him of making a mess at the City Hall.

06:55 Little Princess - I Want a Tent
The heroine tries to find the perfect place to pitch a tent.

07:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky - Rocks in Space
The duo work to save Tamo's planet from a big asteroid heading straight toward it.

07:20 Milkshake! Monkey - Fire Engine
The curious primate learns to be a firefighter and prepares to tackle blazes.

07:25 Angelina Ballerina - Angelina's Room
Things do not run smoothly when Angelina and Gracie become room-mates, until they realise they have to accept each other as they are.

07:45 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Magic Carpet
Ming gets stranded in the Big Tree, leaving Rupert, Ping Pong and Bill trying to rescue her, but they get stuck too.

08:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Tadpoles
Holly takes frogspawn home to look after, but is shocked the following morning to discover it has turned into tadpoles.

08:15 Toby's Travelling Circus - Scoot, Rattle and Roll
Freddo finds a rusty old scooter that Thor had planned to throw away. While learning to ride it he crashes into a big drum.

08:30 Roary the Racing Car - FB's Sleepover
The cars have a sleepover at the workshop, but FB grows nervous of the shadowy surroundings.

08:45 Jelly Jamm - Professor Goomo
Bello gets bored with Goomo because he cannot learn any new games, so Mina tries to teach him some.

09:00 The Mr Men Show - Outer Space
Mr Strong investigates strange sounds on a faraway planet, and Miss Scary announces an alien invasion.

09:15 Power Rangers Samurai - The Tengen Gate
Master Xandred leaves the Netherworld ungoverned while he struggles to control his increasing powers as the Sanzu river rises to flood level.

09:50 Slugterra - The Slug Run
The odds are stacked against Eli making it to the finishing line of the Slug Run, a testing cross-cavern MechaBeast race in which the favourite is three-times champion Vance Bolt.

10:10 Inside Hollywood
Magazine show, with location reports and showbusiness news from behind the scenes in Tinseltown.

10:15 Big Brother - 66/68, series 14
The latest highlights from the famous bungalow, including another chance to see last night's eviction. Whoever got the chop missed out on a place in the final week, and now the race to become this year's Big Brother winner really begins. However, the housemates won't have long to wait - with a new series of Celebrity Big Brother due to start on Friday, the climax for this series is on Monday.

11:15 Big Brother's Bit on the Side - BB BOTS: Rylan's Supersized Celebrity Sunday
Former housemate Rylan Clark is joined by celebrity guests for a weekend edition of the discussion show, rounding up all the latest news and debate, with unseen footage and behind-the-scenes treats. He also welcomes a current music act to perform in the studio.

12:15 The Hotel Inspector - The Hotel Inspector Returns: Walpole Bay Hotel
Alex Polizzi returns to the Walpole Bay Hotel, a family-run establishment in Margate, Kent, that was first featured on the programme in 2009. On her original visit, she criticised owner Jane Bishop for not giving her grown-up children enough of a say in the business - and was far from impressed with the collection of bizarre trinkets that decorated the hotel's corridors. Three years on, she returns to see if the Bishops have been able to stick to her guidelines, or if Jane's bad habits have returned.

13:20 Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure Film (2009)
The fairy and her friends work together to restore the source of their magical power and ensure the world's supply of pixie dust does not run out. However, when Tinker Bell accidentally jeopardises their plans, she must go on a dangerous quest to find a way of putting things right. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mae Whitman, Anjelica Huston, Lucy Liu and Jane Horrocks.

14:50 Bewitched Film (2005)
A Hollywood has-been actor signs up to appear in a remake of the popular 1960s sitcom about a housewife with magical powers. Determined that his co-star should be a complete unknown, he persuades the studio to hire a beguiling woman from the suburbs - unaware she is a genuine witch. Romantic fantasy comedy

16:50 Hitch Film (2005)
A professional relationship guru, who specialises in offering advice to lonely single men, helps an unlucky-in-love accountant to woo the girl of his dreams. However, when he finds himself falling for a beautiful gossip columnist, his usual charm abandons him and he discovers his expertise counts for nothing. Romantic comedy Edited for language.

19:00 Once Upon a Time - Lacey
In Storybrooke, Regina uses magic to give Belle a set of false memories and a completely different personality, while Emma realises that the day may soon come when she will have to choose which world to remain in. In the fairy-tale world of the past, Rumpelstiltskin and Belle embark on a hunt for a thief. Guest starring Tom Ellis (Miranda).

19:55 5 News Weekend
The day's headlines from around the world.

20:00 Big Brother - 67/68, series 14
The last daily round-up of highlights before the final. The few remaining housemates have survived almost 10 weeks at Big Brother's pleasure. Now all they can do is sit back and wait - and maybe squabble a little more - as they focus their eyes on the main prize.

21:00 Next Film (2007)
A magician has the ability to see into the immediate future. When intelligence suggests a nuclear attack on Los Angeles is imminent, an FBI counter-terror agent sets out to persuade the gifted individual to use his psychic powers to avert disaster. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel and Thomas Kretschmann.

22:55 Above the Law Film (1988)
A tough, unorthodox cop with martial arts skills uncovers a complex multi-level conspiracy involving the CIA, a drugs cartel and a deep seam of government corruption - and vows to bring the culprits to justice. Thriller, starring Steven Seagal, Pam Grier, Henry Silva and Sharon Stone.

00:45 SuperCasino
Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

03:00 Wildlife SOS - 4/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

03:25 Make It Big - 11/14, series 2
With only a week to go before the event, Alanna searches desperately for a celebrity guest that the other team members have heard of. She has a stroke of luck when a big name becomes available - but unfortunately her budget falls short of the booking fee.

03:50 Roary the Racing Car - It's Go Go Go at Silver Hatch
A commentator is invited to report on a stunt display by the cars, but has other ideas, and confesses he has always dreamed of racing himself. Guest starring Murray Walker.

04:00 Angels of Jarm - I'm Bigger Than You!
Little Mary gets upset when Wendy keeps picking on her.

04:10 Hana's Helpline - Team Spirit
Rosie the panda worries she is no good at anything.

04:20 Angels of Jarm
Animation about a group of helpful angels.

04:25 The Funky Valley Show - Camping Holiday/Daphne and the White Horse
Dippy, Clara and Chipolata take a camping holiday in the country, and Daphne enters a painting competition.

04:40 Roary the Racing Car - Big Bangs
Mr Carburettor plans a firework display at the farm, but Roary worries the noise will frighten Tin Top.

04:50 Hana's Helpline - Homesick Hywel
Hywel the penguin misses his old home, where he could sledge every day.

05:00 Bananas in Pyjamas - The Fluffy Bunny
Morgan asks the Bananas to help him find his fluffy bunny Kevin.

05:10 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Star Child
The gang makes friends with a star child who has fallen to Earth.

05:20 Fireman Sam - Bronwyn's Millionth Customer
Celebrations to mark the Wholefish Cafe's millionth customer do not go to plan.

05:35 The WotWots - Wotties of Steel
DottyWot becomes fascinated by a column of ants, but SpottyWot is less impressed until he realises how strong the insects are. Narrated by Nicholas Parsons.

05:45 Peppa Pig - Captain Daddy Pig
Peppa and her family borrow Grandpa Pig's boat for a day on the river.

05:50 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures - Rain Cloud
The duo's plants need watering, so Ernie asks a rain cloud to help.

05:55 Little Princess - I Want a Pen Pal
The youngster is set on the idea of receiving a letter in the post, and resolves to find herself a pen pal.

Comedy Central

07:00 Friends - The One with the Thumb
Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow.

07:30 Friends - The One with Mrs Bing
Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno.

08:00 Friends - The One with Phoebe's Husband
Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him.

08:30 Friends - The One Where Joey Moves Out
Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould.

09:00 Friends - The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune.

09:30 Friends - The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston.

10:00 Friends - The One with Joey's Big Break
Joey turns up in Las Vegas to start filming his first movie role, only to receive disappointing news. Phoebe racks her brains to remember why she hates Ross so much.

10:30 Friends - The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

11:00 Friends - The One with the Nap Partners
Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves. She also bumps into Chandler's ex-girlfriend Julie, and is horrified to discover he ended their relationship because she became fat.

11:30 Friends - The One with the Paediatrician
Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma.

12:00 Whitney - Slow Ride
Alex reminisces about his motorcycling days with RJ, but Whitney is not amused when he tries to recreate the past. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - One Nut Johnson
Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head.

13:00 Friends - The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding - Part One
Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding and he disappears, leading to a frantic search by Ross. Joey rehearses for a film role with a major star, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Gary Oldman.

13:30 Friends - The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding - Part Two
Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering a severe case of premarital jitters. Joey tries desperately to be released from his role in a major film so he can act as minister at the wedding. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star.

14:00 Friends - The One After `I Do'
Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Chandler has trouble on the dance floor and Joey tries to impress an important Broadway producer with his acting ability.

14:30 Friends - The One with the Red Sweater
Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross misplace the disposable cameras used during the wedding.

15:00 Friends - The One Where Rachel Tells Ross
Rachel tries to tell Ross he is the father of her baby, but he misinterprets the situation and thinks she wants a relationship with him. Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple who get preferential treatment wherever they go.

15:30 Friends - The One with the Videotape
Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move - until Ross shocks everyone by announcing he captured the whole encounter on videotape.

16:00 Friends - The One with Rachel's Date
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire.

16:30 Friends - The One with the Halloween Party
Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn.

17:00 Friends - The One with the Stain
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn.

17:30 Friends - The One with the Stripper
Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

18:00 Friends - The One with the Rumour
The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt.

18:30 Friends - The One with Monica's Boots
Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler.

19:00 White Chicks Film (2004)
Two black male FBI agents pose as white female debutantes in the line of duty, donning full drag and very heavy make-up in an audacious bid to infiltrate a kidnapping ring. Comedy, starring brothers Shawn and Marlon Wayans

21:15 Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
A stage performance by the ventriloquist and comedian, with characters including Walter, Sweet Daddy D and Bubba J.

22:50 Seann Walsh World - 5/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

23:20 Anger Management - Charlie and His New Therapist
Charlie finds it difficult working with Kate and decides to seek the help of his old psychology teacher - whom he then learns a secret about. Meanwhile, Patrick enlists Lacey and Nolan for a practical joke - to make Ed believe he has won the lottery. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen.

23:50 Whitney - Slow Ride
Alex reminisces about his motorcycling days with RJ, but Whitney is not amused when he tries to recreate the past. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

00:20 South Park - Margaritaville
The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card.

00:50 South Park - Eat, Pray, Queef
The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the friends are frightened it will happen again.

01:20 Two and a Half Men - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr Linda Freeman.

01:50 The King of Queens - Road Rayge
Doug loses his driving licence when he tries to help famous sportswriter Ray Barone with his driving test. Ray Romano and Brad Garrett guest star.

02:15 The King of Queens - Supermarket Story
Carrie is forced to cook the Thanksgiving meal for 10 guests from scratch, and Doug meets a long-lost friend he does not even remember.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 The Story Of Mr Bean

09:00 Two and a Half Men - My Damn Stalker
Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - I Merely Slept with a Commie
Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor.

10:00 Two and a Half Men - It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan suffers a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actor. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

10:30 Two and a Half Men - Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister Myra and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Starring Charlie Sheen.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.

11:30 Two and a Half Men - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities when they befriend a gay single man, and Jake develops a crush on a woman. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

12:00 Scrubs - My New Coat
Turk suffers a back injury in the line of duty, and JD unwittingly causes a patient to lose his sense of smell. Elliot sleeps with a handsome doctor and develops a reputation for being a little too free and easy for her own good. Hospital comedy, starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke.

12:30 Scrubs - My Big Brother
JD's brother arrives in town and wastes no time in turning his charm on Elliot, while Turk is thrown out of a former patient's funeral for making a blunder - and later compounds the misdemeanour with a distasteful wager. Comedy, guest starring Tom Cavanagh (Ed)

13:00 Scrubs - My First Step
A pharmaceutical rep charms the medical staff - particularly the men. Meanwhile, JD and Elliot clash over who is the better doctor, and Turk pays for Carla to attend nurse practitioners' school. Hospital comedy

13:30 Scrubs - My Fruit Cups
Turk and JD try to alleviate their financial difficulties by selling hospital toilet rolls, but the Janitor soon realises what they are up to. Meanwhile, Dr Cox and Julie yield to their mutual attraction.

14:00 Two and a Half Men - Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi. He is worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jake's admission that he regularly overhears his mother, Judith, and her fiance, Herb, having sex brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - My Damn Stalker
Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual.

15:30 Two and a Half Men - I Merely Slept with a Commie
Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor.

16:00 Mr Bean - Tee Off, Mr Bean
Rowan Atkinson slips into silly mode once more as his comic alter ego visits the launderette and somehow manages to lose his trousers, getting himself into a real pickle as he tries to retrieve them. Fully dressed again, he moves on to the crazy golf course, where the relatively simple task of hitting the ball leads to utter chaos.

16:30 Mr Bean - Goodnight Mr Bean
Everyone's favourite idiot visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, but proves to be a somewhat impatient outpatient, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson.

17:00 The Story Of Mr Bean

18:00 Two and a Half Men - It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan suffers a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actor. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

18:30 Two and a Half Men - Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister Myra and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Starring Charlie Sheen.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan and Charlie contemplate their sexualities when they befriend a gay single man, and Jake develops a crush on a woman. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

20:00 South Park - Night of the Living Homeless
The increasing number of homeless people leads the town's residents to find a creative answer to the problem, while Cartman and the gang try to devise a permanent solution.

20:30 South Park - Pandemic
The boys discover a seemingly foolproof way to make money during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme.

21:00 South Park - Pandemic 2 - The Startling
The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage.

21:30 South Park - Pee
Disaster strikes when a trip to a waterpark results in a race for survival.

22:00 Jackass - 5/8, series 1
Ryan Dunn immerses himself in a tank of raw sewage, amongst other crazy stunts and wind-ups.

22:30 Jackass - 7/8, series 1
Crazy stunts and wind-ups created by Johnny Knoxville and his loony pals.

23:00 Sex and the City - Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman
Carrie bumps into Big's fiancee while shopping, and Samantha treats her friends to a day's pampering at a health spa, where one of the male attendants is rumoured to give more than just a massage. Charlotte is initially hesitant to disrobe but does not regret making the effort.

23:35 Sex and the City - Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl
Miranda behaves like a man in her relationship when she feels Steve is suffocating her. Carrie is shocked to discover her partner has had homosexual affairs in the past and Charlotte releases her masculine alter ego during a photo session.

00:10 Sex and the City - No Ifs, Ands or Butts
Carrie wonders whether to give up smoking once she realises it could ruin her chances with Aidan. Miranda learns she needs to be more supportive, Samantha faces racial prejudice and Charlotte embarks on a new love affair - which looks set to be short-lived. John Corbett joins the cast.

00:50 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Dave Fulton provides his thoughts on the World Cup, Mick Ferry examines long-term relationships, Jeff Innocent talks about holidays and Ian Moore discusses modern youngsters.

01:20 Jackass - 1/8, series 2
Johnny Knoxville puts a cricket box through the ultimate self-defence test, Chris Pontius is savaged by a guard dog while wearing a big pink bunny suit and Steve-O snorts a live earthworm.

01:50 South Park - Pink Eye
The boys prepare for Halloween, but their plans to win the school costume contest are thwarted when the Mir space station plummets to Earth and a weird epidemic hits town.

02:20 South Park - Child Abduction Is Not Funny
The parents get together in an attempt to protect their children from potential kidnappers - but soon find building a wall around the town causes more problems than it solves.

02:45 South Park - Grey Dawn
The boys are spurred into action to save the good citizens of South Park when pensioners cause motorway mayhem. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

03:10 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - A Passage to India
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, his personal life and the controversies and scandals that define him.

03:15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - The Return of the Native
Comedy short in which the spoof British film-maker talks candidly about his movies, including The Return of the Native.

03:20 Frasier - A Crane's Critique
Martin makes friends with reclusive author TH Houghton, to the considerable dismay of Niles and Frasier, who are frustrated that their own attempts to strike up an acquaintance have failed dismally. Comedy, guest starring Robert Prosky (Hill Street Blues)

03:45 Frasier - Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
Martin feel indebted to Frasier and buys him an expensive work of art to repay his hospitality - but the gesture is not appreciated. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney.

04:10 Frasier - Mixed Doubles
Daphne is dumped by her boyfriend and causes bemusement in the Crane household by immediately embarking on a new relationship - with a man who looks, dresses, talks and acts exactly like Niles. Comedy, starring Jane Leeves and David Hyde Pierce.

04:35 Frasier - Head Games
Niles hits the airwaves as a stand-in during Frasier's absence from his radio show, but gets more than he bargained for thanks to a star basketball player. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:10 Make It or Break It - The Buddy System
Steve finds the e-mail Lauren sent to Ellen - and threatens to show its contents to Summer. Maeve urges Kaylie to undermine her therapist's authority, Emily discovers Chloe's secret, and Darby takes an unusual approach to team-building.

07:10 Ugly Betty - Bananas for Betty
Henry reluctantly agrees to go on a double date with Betty, the other unlikely couple being Hilda and Gio. Elsewhere, Wilhelmina's attempt to change her image fails after an encounter with America's most beloved Golden Girl. Betty White (The Bold and the Beautiful) guest stars

08:05 Scrubs - My Old Man
Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars.

08:35 Scrubs - My Way or the Highway
JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is.

09:05 Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

11:40 Glee - Special Education
New Directions take on the Warblers in the sectional competition, and as Will tries to showcase some of the other glee club members, new recruit Kurt struggles to muster the required team spirit needed at Dalton Academy. Meanwhile, Artie boosts Brittany's confidence, trouble brews between some of the younger couples, and Emma has a surprise for Will.

12:35 Charmed - The Importance of Being Phoebe
Cole kidnaps Phoebe and sends a shape-shifter to assume her identity, and finally tries to gain ownership of the Manor so he can use the powerful Nexus beneath it. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Julian McMahon.

13:35 90210 - Misery Loves Company
Annie and Vanessa embark on a desperate search for Liam when it dawns on them that Ashley is an imposter, while Megan realises how much Dixon still feels for Adrianna - who has fallen victim to a thief during a road trip down the coast with Naomi. Elsewhere, Silver takes matters into her own hands in response to Teddy's insistence that they communicate through their lawyers whenever they want to discuss the baby. Rita Ora guest stars.

14:30 How I Met Your Mother - Ten Sessions
Ted tries to make his dermatologist jealous by flirting with her receptionist Abby. However, when she develops feelings for him it throws a spanner in the works - until Barney takes her off his hands. Guest starring Britney Spears.

15:00 How I Met Your Mother - The Bracket
Barney tries to discover who has been warning women not to sleep with him. He narrows the list of possible suspects down to 64 of his former flings, and conducts a hypothetical tournament to determine the most likely culprit - with Lily insisting he must personally apologise to the ones he hurt most.

15:30 How I Met Your Mother - The Chain of Screaming
Marshall becomes terrified of his boss after seeing him scream at a colleague and begins to question whether his job is worth the stress it causes. American sitcom, starring Josh Radnor and Jason Segel, with a guest appearance by comedian Bob Odenkirk.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - Sandcastles in the Sand
Robin agrees to go on a date with ex-boyfriend Simon, despite her friends' misgivings. The pair arrange a night out, but she gets ditched and Barney is left to console her. James Van Der Beek (Dawson's Creek) guest stars

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Gothowitz Deviation
Sheldon succeeds in getting Penny to conform to his high standards, so Leonard adopts a similar strategy for his romantic gain. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj meet two women at a goth nightclub and things appear to go well - until they are taken to a tattoo parlour.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Pirate Solution
Raj accepts Sheldon's offer to work for him as he is desperate to avoid being sent back to India. Howard starts spending more time with Leonard and Penny, who would rather be left alone.

18:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
A row between Leonard and Sheldon over the ending of a Harry Potter book affects Amy and Penny's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Howard goes on a trip to Las Vegas with Bernadette and asks Raj to keep an eye on his mother while he is away.

18:30 New Girl - First Date
Nick takes Jess out for dinner, but the duo have different opinions over whether their outing constitutes a date. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Winston share their concerns about how the dynamic of the group might change if their two flatmates become an item. Comedy, guest starring Dermot Mulroney.

19:00 New in Town Film (2008)
A Miami business executive accepts a temporary assignment helping to downsize a manufacturing plant in a small Minnesota town. Despite a frosty reception, she soon finds herself warming to the community and falling in love with the man of her dreams - until she is asked to do the unthinkable. Romantic comedy, starring Renee Zellweger, Harry Connick Jr and JK Simmons.

21:00 The Inbetweeners - Bunk Off
The four lads decide to play truant from sixth form and buy alcohol for an all-day drinking session, which is interrupted when Neil's dad comes home early. Meanwhile, Simon decides to declare his love for Carli through graffiti, and the friends face the wrath of their parents.

21:30 Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 - The Scarlet Neighbour
The girls attend their first tenants' meeting but Chloe ends up making a scene, leaving the other residents scandalised and planning to banish them. While June becomes determined to clean up her roommate's act by getting her to settle down, James tries to sabotage her plan, and Mark celebrates his newly single status by throwing a brunch party.

22:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man - Alan Carr: Chatty Man Christmas Special
The host presents a festive edition of his talk show, with music by his house band for the night, McFly, who perform a medley of their greatest hits. Chart toppers JLS join Alan on the sofa along with ex-Dragons' Den panellist Hilary Devey, who talks about her two programmes for Channel 4. Actor David Walliams also drops by to discuss BBC family comedy Mr Stink, based on his children's book of the same name. Last in the series.

23:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Gothowitz Deviation
Sheldon succeeds in getting Penny to conform to his high standards, so Leonard adopts a similar strategy for his romantic gain. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj meet two women at a goth nightclub and things appear to go well - until they are taken to a tattoo parlour.

23:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Pirate Solution
Raj accepts Sheldon's offer to work for him as he is desperate to avoid being sent back to India. Howard starts spending more time with Leonard and Penny, who would rather be left alone.

00:00 The Cleveland Show - Brown Magic
Cleveland decides to form a ventriloquism act, but does not have a dummy and hits on the bright idea of using a thinly disguised Rallo - whose quick-witted comments earn them rave reviews. Unfortunately, their success soon leads to friction.

00:25 The Cleveland Show - Til Deaf
Cleveland goes on a hunting trip against Donna's wishes, and becomes hard of hearing after having an accident. His plans to hide his injury by agreeing to her every suggestion backfires when she proposes a life-changing decision. Meanwhile, Junior stands for re-election as student body president.

00:50 The Cleveland Show - Das Shrimp Boot
Cleveland works overtime to save up enough money to take the family on a cruise, and begins taking energy pills to stay awake - but soon becomes addicted to them and is forced to go to rehab. With the voice of Jason Sudeikis (Horrible Bosses).

01:10 Bob's Burgers - Sacred Cow
A controversial film-maker puts a cow outside the restaurant in a bid to make a statement. Bob is livid, especially when it starts to scare away customers, but he later surprises everyone by treating it as a member of the family.

01:30 Bob's Burgers - Sexy Dance Fighting
Tina develops a crush on a martial arts instructor and decides to join his class, but Bob is annoyed when her new hobby interferes with her job at the restaurant. He attempts to straighten things out by visiting the gym, only to suffer a very public humiliation. Animated sitcom, starring H Jon Benjamin.

01:55 Pete Versus Life - The Veteran
Pete tries to impress his new girlfriend Mel by claiming he has served in the army, only to discover her brother is an actual veteran. To compound his misfortune, he runs over her cat, but fails to mention it. Comedy, starring Rafe Spall and Siobhan Hewlett.

02:20 Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

05:00 Switched
Actress Kimberly Brown, who starred in the film Bringing Down the House, finds herself introduced to `body flying' when she swaps lives with an extreme sports fanatic. Meanwhile, her counterpart faces an intimidating casting director.

05:25 90210 - Model Behaviour
Debbie is given the opportunity to photograph a fashion show, so Annie tags along as part of her class assignment - only to bump into a film producer who remembers her from Spring Awakening and suggests she attend an audition. Adrianna is confronted by some friends, forcing her to deny she has a drug problem.

Film4

10:00 The Last Frontier Film (1955)
A backwoods trapper signs up as a cavalry scout at a fort manned by inexperienced soldiers, where he falls in love with a colonel's wife. On taking over the command of the garrison, the officer plans to lead his men in a reckless attack on a hostile native tribe - and it is down to the frontiersman to save his comrades from a massacre. Western, starring Victor Mature, Robert Preston and Anne Bancroft.

12:00 St Trinian's Film (2007)
An anarchic girls' boarding school is threatened with closure, owing to financial difficulties and a strict education minister determined to clean up its bad reputation. The pupils realise their hapless teachers are unable to deal with the crisis, so plan to save the day by dabbling in art theft. Comedy, starring Rupert Everett in a dual role alongside Colin Firth, Russell Brand and Gemma Arterton.

13:55 Carry On Teacher Film (1959)
A headmaster hopes to land a more prestigious job at a better school, but his pupils do not want him to leave. When two inspectors pay a visit, the mischievous students see a chance to sabotage his career plans with a series of pranks. Comedy, starring Ted Ray, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey and Kenneth Williams.

15:40 Love Happens Film (2009)
A self-help guru goes on a lecture tour after his wife's death, offering advice on how to cope with grief. However, when he falls in love he begins to realise he has yet to confront his own loss, while the object of his affection has a troubled past of her own to deal with. Romantic drama, starring Aaron Eckhart, Jennifer Aniston and Martin Sheen.

17:50 Mad Money Film (2008)
When her husband loses his job, wealthy Bridget is forced to get a job as a cleaner at a federal reserve bank. She learns that damaged dollar bills are shredded on the premises and recruits two of her co-workers to steal the money everyone thinks will be destroyed. However, after paying her debts, she cannot resist taking some more, drawing the attention of the law. Crime comedy, starring Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes.

20:00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Film (2001)
An unassuming hobbit is plunged into a battle against the forces of darkness when his uncle bequeaths him a magical ring of immense power. He joins a fellowship of heroes to embark on a perilous quest to destroy the ring before it falls into the hands of its creator - a dark lord who needs it to regain his power and conquer the world. The first part of Peter Jackson's epic fantasy trilogy based on JRR Tolkien's novel, starring Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Christopher Lee, Liv Tyler and Orlando Bloom.

23:25 Calvaire Film (2004)
A cabaret singer takes a wrong turn and ends up in a mysterious village. When he seeks shelter in the local inn, he inadvertently arouses the disturbed landlord's penchant for transsexuals and torture, and is dragged into a nightmarish ordeal in the nearby woods. Horror, starring Laurent Lucas and Jackie Berroyer. In French.

01:15 Basket Case 3: the Progeny Film (1992)
Deformed maniac Belial is about to become a father, prompting his bizarre household to relocate to the Deep South. However, tensions are rising between the murderous mutant and his previously devoted brother, while a run-in with two lawman leads to an outbreak of fresh violence. Horror comedy sequel, starring Kevin Van Hentenryck and Annie Ross.

03:00 Close

ITV Anglia

06:00 Canimals
Fun for younger viewers.

06:10 Bookaboo
Pre-school series in which celebrity fans of a rock star puppy share picture books with him while backstage at his concerts.

06:35 The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!
Animation about a team of superheroes.

07:00 Sonny with a Chance
Sitcom, starring Camp Rock's Demi Lovato as aspiring actress Sonny, who is offered a chance to appear in a hit comedy show.

07:25 ITV News

07:30 Country House Sunday - 18/21, series 1
Lynda Bellingham is at Renishaw Hall in Derbyshire, the family seat of the Sitwell family, where she enjoys wine produced by the estate's vineyard and recreates some traditional Victorian recipes. Larry Lamb nips over the county border and discovers Yorkshire's connections to the Brontes, antiques guru Paul Hayes explores more priceless treasures, and chef James Tanner rounds off the day with a tasty goat's and cream cheese quiche with roasted beetroot salad.

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

09:20 Murder, She Wrote - If the Shoe Fits
An unscrupulous landlord is killed, and suspicion falls on an impoverished factory worker whose life he made hell. However, Jessica Fletcher is unconvinced of the woman's guilt and sets out to unmask the real killer. Guest starring Lorna Luft, alongside Angela Lansbury.

10:20 ITV News and Weather

10:29 ITV Anglia Weather

10:30 Ade in Britain - Fens
Adrian Edmondson visits the Fens, where he learns about the once-endangered Norfolk Black turkey and tries to catch rabbits with ferrets. He also discovers how to fish for eels and meets a group of step dancers and puppeteers, before cooking game pie in the open.

11:30 Murder, She Wrote - How to Make a Killing Without Really Trying
Jessica investigates a murder in the world of high finance when her stockbrocker is killed. Her list of suspects appears to be endless, including the secretary who seems to have been doing all of the broker's work. Starring Angela Lansbury.

12:30 Love Your Garden - 8/8, series 3
Alan Titchmarsh and the horticultural experts come to the aid of Vicky and Simon Pyne, whose daughter Alice died of cancer in January. Alice's story was reported around the world after she created an online list of things she wanted to do or achieve in her final years, while raising thousands of pounds for charity. The team plans to bring the best of the Cumbrian landscape to the Pynes' awkwardly shaped garden, complete with a refuge for their 14-year-old daughter Milly, who has faced her own health problems over the years. Last in the series.

13:30 A Touch of Frost - Close Encounters
The investigation of a burglary at a quarry turns into something far more serious when a security guard's badly beaten body is discovered at the scene of the crime. An autistic teenager is arrested for the murder, despite Inspector Frost's misgivings - a move which triggers a chain of tragic events culminating in a tense stand-off. Crime drama, starring David Jason, Bruce Alexander, Caroline Harker and Maurice Roeves.

15:30 The Queen Film (2006)
Oscar-winning fact-based drama, examining the events surrounding the death of Princess Diana. The relationship between the monarch and prime minister Tony Blair is revealed as they struggle to reach a compromise in dealing with the situation. Starring Helen Mirren in an Oscar-winning role, alongside Michael Sheen, James Cromwell, Helen McCrory and Sylvia Syms.

17:30 ITV Anglia Weather

17:30 ITV News Anglia

17:45 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars - 11/12, series 1
Former Bond girl Britt Ekland, Loose Women panellist Sherrie Hewson and Dancing on Ice star Robin Cousins take part in the quiz show in which contestants answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style machine. Dropping tokens down a choice of four chutes, they hope to knock piles of them off a moving shelf - and the more they collect, the better their chances of collecting the £20,000 prize for their selected charity. Ben Shephard hosts.

19:00 Martin Clunes - Heavy Horsepower
The actor explores the important role of working horses around the world, as he begins training his Clydesdales Ronnie and Bruce to perform duties on his Dorset farm. He meets the Household Cavalry, travels to an Italian vineyard to talk to a man who believes horses are better for soil than tractors, takes part in a traditional equine competition in the French port of Boulogne, and in Belgium, finds out how the animals are used in shrimp fishing.

20:00 Law & Order: UK - Dependent
Following the brutal murder of a gay man, Sam and Ronnie embark on a desperate mission to track down the victim's adoptive son, who has gone missing. The prime suspect soon emerges as the child's biological father - an alleged violent homophobe unable to stomach the idea of the youngster being brought up in a same-sex household - but was he acting alone? Guest starring Glynis Barber Last in the series.

21:00 ITV News and Weather

21:14 ITV Anglia Weather

21:15 Perspectives - Perspectives: Warwick Davis - The Seven Dwarfs of Auschwitz
The Life's Too Short star tells the extraordinary survival story of the Ovitzes, a Jewish family of travelling musicians who survived imprisonment at the Nazi concentration camp during the Second World War. The siblings endured hideous human experiments at the hands of Josef Mengele, known as the Angel of Death, but lived to see the liberation of Auschwitz and spent several months returning to their Romanian home on foot following their release from a Russian refugee camp.

22:15 Murder, She Wrote - The List of Yuri Lermentov
The chance possession of a secret intelligence document lands Jessica in the middle of international intrigue and murder. Angela Lansbury stars as the amateur sleuth

23:10 The Store
Home shopping.

01:15 British Superbike Championship Highlights - 2013 Oulton Park: Round Seven
Highlights of both races from Oulton Park, where the seventh meeting of the season was scheduled to take place. Commentary by Jack Burnicle and James Whitham.

02:30 Motorsport UK - 2013 Snetterton
Highlights of the Renault Clio Cup and Ginetta GT Supercup from Snetterton, with commentary by Richard John Neil and Simon Hill.

03:15 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

04:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

05:00 Daybreak - 165/260, series 4
Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell Bower talk to Kate Garraway and Matt Barbet about their roles in the upcoming film adaption of Cassandra Clare's novel The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones.

ITV2

08:50 Coronation Street
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

11:20 America's Got Talent - Quarter-Final 4 - Performance
The last 12 acts from the top 48 take part in the fourth quarter-final at the New Jersey Performing Arts Centre in Newark, competing to gain a spot in the semi-final as they continue their bid to win the $1million prize. Contenders include young female dance troupe Unity in Motion, canine performers Olate Dogs and human cannonball David `The Bullet' Smith., with Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern on the judging panel.

13:15 America's Got Talent - Quarter Final 4 - Results
Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel and Howard Stern announce which of the four acts from the last quarter-final progress to the semi-finals - and get one step closer to the $1,000,000 prize. Featuring guest performances from British teen singer Cher Lloyd and the cast of stage musical Once..

14:15 The Mighty Ducks Film (1992)
A self-centred yuppie lawyer is horrified when a judge finds him guilty of drink-driving and orders him to coach a hopeless inner-city junior ice-hockey team as part of his community service. However, he comes to appreciate his new role and things finally start to look up for the team. Comedy, starring Emilio Estevez, Joss Ackland, Lane Smith and Joshua Jackson.

16:25 Johnny English Film (2003)
A bumbling secret agent becomes Britain's leading spy following the assassination of all the country's other espionage experts. Single-handedly he sets out to unmask a mysterious villain responsible for stealing the Crown Jewels - but no one is prepared to believe a sinister billionaire is the culprit. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia and Ben Miller.

18:15 The Scorpion King Film (2002)
A ruthless warlord resolves to rid the desert of its few remaining tribes, prompting them to seek the help of a legendary assassin to end the despot's reign of terror by destroying his source of power - a beautiful but deadly sorceress. Fantasy action adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson, Steven Brand, Kelly Hu and Michael Clarke Duncan.

20:00 The Shawshank Redemption Film (1994)
A banker is wrongly jailed for his wife's murder and over the course of a life sentence he forms a close friendship with a fellow inmate. He also earns a position of trust as book-keeper to the corrupt prison governor - giving him the time and opportunity to conceive a unique escape plan. Frank Darabont's drama, starring Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton, William Sadler, Clancy Brown and Gil Bellows.

22:50 Hell's Kitchen USA - Hell's Kitchen
The chefs are challenged to create gourmet burgers and judges, including the manager of Los Angeles exclusive restaurant Nobu, give their verdicts on each effort. While the winner is treated to a day at a spa, the other team members perform menial tasks and later find themselves struggling to meet the standard of the last dinner service.

23:50 Innerspace Film (1987)
A Navy test pilot is shrunk in a ground-breaking scientific experiment, but instead of being injected into a laboratory rabbit, the tiny specimen accidentally winds up inside a hypochondriac supermarket worker. As he tries to find a way out, criminals come after the unlikely duo in search of the secret of the miniaturising technology. Sci-fi comedy, starring Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, Meg Ryan, Kevin McCarthy, Fiona Lewis and Vernon Wells.

01:55 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

04:55 ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

05:00 Emmerdale - 6634
Cain bundles Cameron into his car and drives off as Debbie looks on, terrified her father is going to kill him. As the pair reach their clifftop destination, Cain prepares to push the vehicle over the edge. Will Debbie make it there in time to save her lover? Meanwhile, Rishi and Jai try to tempt Nikhil back into the family business and Declan gives the foreman more hush money.

05:25 Coronation Street - 8192
Karl finds Craig in tears and asks him what's wrong, but he's floored by the response - the youngster claims to have started the Rovers fire by throwing away a lit cigarette after seeing Karl coming out of the pub. Tina is determined to move on with her life and insists the first step is to see Jake. Leanne and David reopen the Bistro and Sally faces her feelings for Tim when he reveals he is leaving for Newcastle.

05:55 Coronation Street - 8193
Fearing Craig could implicate him in the Rovers fire, Karl drags the terrified boy into his car and warns him to keep quiet unless he wants to end up in prison. Meanwhile, Tina is hopeful she can still play a role in Jake's life, and as Tim says goodbye to an angry Faye, she sees it as proof he never cared - but will Sally be able to persuade him to stay?

ITV3

06:20 Murder, She Wrote - Family Secrets
A former student of Jessica's, now working as a reporter, brings the crime writer new evidence on a 30-year-old scandal involving Cabot Cove's founding families. Whodunit, starring Angela Lansbury.

07:20 Heartbeat - Fallen Heroes
A suitcase inexplicably disappears from the wreck of a crashed car - and it is not long before parcels of cash start being delivered to the residents of Aidensfield. As the mystery unravels the police investigations lead to Bernie, who may hold the key to identifying the village's very own Robin Hood.

08:20 Heartbeat - Cold Turkey
As Christmas comes to Aidensfield, the locals have their very own Scrooge to contend with in the shape of mean-spirited bank manager Gordon Stringer. With farmer Jack Dugdale at his mercy and Greengrass on the prowl for money he is owed, his son Noel becomes fed up of taking the flak for his father's unpopularity and runs away. Drama, starring Jason Durr, Bill Maynard, Mark Jordon and Tricia Penrose.

09:25 Wycliffe - Total Loss
Kersey and Lane investigate the death of a fisherman killed at sea and find EC quotas are taking their toll in more ways than one. They also discover a new sense of rivalry in their working relationship, but a bit of healthy competition could give them the edge they need to solve the case.

10:25 Foyle's War - The French Drop
When a man's charred remains are found after an explosion, Foyle's investigations lead him to a top secret intelligence organisation. With murder and deception rife among its members, the race is on to find out the truth, but the detective's discoveries threaten his future career.

12:35 From Time to Time Film (2009)
A 13-year-old boy is evacuated to his grandmother's house during the Second World War. He discovers that her ancestral home is haunted by ghosts, and as he grows more familiar with the spirits he learns more about his family's long-buried secrets. Family fantasy adventure, starring Alex Etel, Maggie Smith, Timothy Spall, Dominic West and Carice van Houten.

14:40 Murder, She Wrote - Murder by Twos
The discovery of a body in Jessica's garage leads to all manner of accusations, prompting her to embark on a determined quest to unmask the culprit. Angela Lansbury stars alongside Ron Masak.

15:35 Wycliffe - All for Love
The detective and his team embark on a race against time to recapture a dangerous convict who has escaped from Bodmin prison - a case that leads them to an elaborate drugs racket. Starring Jack Shepherd, Helen Masters, Jimmy Yuill and Sean Chapman.

16:45 Wycliffe - Wild Oats
Called to investigate the attempted theft of a headless skeleton from an archaeological dig, Wycliffe finds himself forced to deal with landowners whose archaic values are jarringly at odds with the modern world. Detective drama, starring Jack Shepherd.

17:55 Agatha Christie's Poirot - Sad Cypress
The detective investigates a double poisoning, aiming to prove the innocence of Elinor Carlisle, the chief suspect in the deaths of her aunt and her rival in love. However, even though she is the only person with a motive, opportunity and means to administer the poison, Poirot believes she is innocent. Crime drama, starring David Suchet, Elisabeth Dermot-Walsh, Diana Quick, Paul McGann and Rupert Penry-Jones.

20:00 Dangerous Liaisons Film (1988)
A philandering aristocrat in 18th-century France schemes with his manipulative former lover to seduce a virtuous young woman. As their conspiracy becomes ever more tangled, events take an unexpected turn. Stephen Frears' Oscar-winning drama of sexual politics, based on Pierre Choderlos de Laclos' novel, starring John Malkovich, Glenn Close, Michelle Pfeiffer, Swoosie Kurtz, Uma Thurman and Keanu Reeves.

22:35 A Touch of Frost - Benefit of the Doubt - Part One
First of a two-part episode of the popular crime drama, in which the disappearance of an ambitious surgeon keeps Frost and new partner DS Reid busy, especially when it transpires quite a few people have cause to want her out of the way. On the personal front, a mysterious woman arrives on Frost's doorstep with some startling news regarding his past. Starring David Jason, Bruce Alexander, Robert Glenister and Arkie Whiteley.

00:10 Hidden Treasure
Following in the footsteps of Goodnight, Mister Tom, John Thaw plays a widower and ruthlessly successful businessman enjoying the fruits of his labours when a knock at the door turns his world upside down, and he finds himself custodian of an eight-year-old grand-daughter he never knew he had. Shame-faced and irascible by turns, he is no match for the youngster and, frustrated by the authorities, sets out to find her father - only to make a discovery about himself. Drama, also starring Dominique Jackson and Wil Johnson.

01:50 Barbara - Wedding
All is not going to plan as Jean and Phil's wedding day approaches - Barbara is uneasy at the choice of locale for the girls' hen night, Ted receives a visit from an old flame and Martin realises being a celebrity is not all it's cracked up to be when he opens a new supermarket. Meanwhile, Neil loses his job as a barman but manages to find work as a security guard - or so he claims.

02:15 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

02:40 Emmerdale
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

05:00 Heartbeat - Dangerous Whispers
Gina Ward makes a surprise return to Aidensfield and Bellamy encounters a key informant who might come in useful - but finds himself in trouble when the man disappears before he can offer a tip-off about an imminent armed robbery. Meanwhile, Vernon acquires a bargain miniature railway which he hopes will impress the new estate manager, and it emerges Dr Liz Merrick may have feelings for Lord Ashfordly's recently appointed land agent.

05:50 Wild at Heart - 2/6, series 1
As Danny considers signing a binding business contract, Sarah is appalled to learn the reserve would have fierce competition in the form of a nearby rival. Evan and Du Plessis accidentally run over a cheetah on the way to buy supplies - but the events of the day pale into insignificance when Olivia is bitten by a snake. Drama, starring Stephen Tompkinson and Amanda Holden.

ITV4

06:20 Cheers - A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Rebecca claims to Sam that she can run the bar for a night just as efficiently as he, but has to reassess her boast when she discovers that she has forgotten to renew the liquor licence. Meanwhile, Woody adopts the role of cardsharp when a scorching game of poker develops in the poolroom.

06:55 Cheers - Licence to Hill
Rebecca is left in charge of the bar while the others play poker but soon realises she's out of her depth when she discovers the liquor licence has expired. Bar-room comedy, starring Kirstie Alley.

07:20 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

08:05 Silverstone Classic 2013
Action from the event featuring old sports cars, which included a pre-1966 Formula One race. Plus, an interview with commentator Murray Walker and a grid walk with Tiff Needell.

09:10 The Cycle Show - 6/13, series 2
Graham Little is joined by Tour of Britain race director Mick Bennett for more technical tips and features on riding adventures for cycling enthusiasts.

10:10 Flash Gordon Film (1980)
American football quarterback Flash Gordon and journalist Dale Arden find themselves aboard a rocket ship designed by scientist Dr Zarkov, who intends to travel across space to locate the source of recent natural disasters. The three arrive on the planet Mongo, where they soon learn that the attacks are the responsibility of evil emperor Ming the Merciless, who is planning to destroy the Earth. Sci-fi comic-strip adventure Max von Sydow, Brian Blessed, Melody Anderson, Topol, Timothy Dalton, Ornella Muti, Peter Wyngarde and Mariangela Melato. Featuring music by Queen.

12:25 The Manchurian Candidate Film (1962)
A distinguished Korean War veteran is brainwashed into becoming a remote-controlled killing machine. When he returns to America a hero, an old friend begins to suspect something is terribly wrong. Political thriller, starring Laurence Harvey, Frank Sinatra, Janet Leigh and Angela Lansbury.

15:00 Paths of Glory Film (1957)
A French assault on a German position during the First World War ends in disaster, but the general in charge refuses to accept the plan was doomed from the start and demands that three men from the ranks be executed as an example to the rest. However, the colonel who led the attack resolves to defend the condemned soldiers. Stanley Kubrick's drama, starring Kirk Douglas and Adolphe Menjou.

16:45 Aces High Film (1976)
A new recruit is proud to join the Royal Flying Corps' elite 76 Squadron under the command of a renowned ace, but is shocked to discover his superior officer has turned to drink as the high fatalities among his men take their toll - with devastating consequences for the pilots. First World War drama, starring Malcolm McDowell, Christopher Plummer, Simon Ward and Peter Firth.

19:00 Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach Film (1988)
The clumsy cops visit Miami for a police chiefs' convention to see Commandant Lassard receive an award for his retirement. Any hopes of a sun-kissed vacation are thwarted when a luggage mix-up lands them in the middle of a huge illegal arms deal. Comedy sequel, starring Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, George Gaynes, Matt McCoy and Leslie Easterbrook.

21:00 National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 Film (1993)
A maverick cop and his by-the-book partner investigate the murder of a fellow detective, uncovering a sinister conspiracy to get the people of America hooked on cocaine-flavoured cookies. Spoof of the Lethal Weapon movies, starring Emilio Estevez, Samuel L Jackson, Jon Lovitz, Tim Curry and William Shatner.

23:00 A Dangerous Man Film (2009)
A man falsely convicted of murder is released from prison, only to stumble into a gangland shoot out. Rescuing a woman who had been kidnapped, he battles to protect her from Russian gangsters, corrupt cops and Chinese special agents. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal and Jeanettea Antonio.

00:55 Sports Mash: Taking the Mic
Comedy sketch show in which vintage sports clips are re-voiced by Alistair McGowan, Dave Lamb and Lucy Montgomery, adding a humorous dimension to classic moments from the past.

01:20 Movies Now
News, reviews and interviews with the stars.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

02:30 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 The Professionals - The Madness of Mickey Hamilton
The resources of CI5 are stretched when a mentally unbalanced former soldier starts killing hospital staff, believing them responsible for the death of his wife and for the brain damage suffered by his young daughter. Drama, starring Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins.

05:50 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

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07:55 Relocation, Relocation - Laurie and Celeste
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Laurie and Celeste, who have moved from Australia to London and are desperate to leave their rented flat for a home in rural West Sussex, and also buy an investment property in the capital. As they work together, they want to find a place with enough space to pursue their own interests, but need to be realistic about what they can afford.

09:00 Relocation, Relocation - Helen and Grant Revisit
Phil Spencer revisits a man who was looking for a London property to share with his girlfriend, as well as a home on the Kent coast for his parents, who were planning to move to England from South Africa. Two years on, he finds out whether they actually managed to relocate to Britain.

10:05 Relocation, Relocation - Tom and Fiona Revisit
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit Fiona and Tom Butcher, the first couple they relocated, to see how their 2002 move to the Highlands has turned out. With a new family and a new business venture, the Butchers decided to demolish their old property to build another just as the credit crunch began, and found themselves close to becoming homeless.

11:10 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 19/40, series 1
The chef demonstrates his own brand of fast food by showing viewers how to prepare two quick recipes. This time, he rustles up seared Asian tuna, coconut rice and jiggy jiggy greens, plus ricotta fritters, tomato sauce and courgette salad.

11:40 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 36/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver prepares Cajun steak, smoky baked beans and collard greens, as well as a chicken tikka, lentil, spinach and naan salad.

12:10 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 37/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver continues to demonstrate his own brand of fast food by showing viewers how to prepare two quick recipes. In this edition, he makes squid and prawns with a spicy vegetable and noodle broth. The chef also creates veggie chilli and crunchy tortilla with an avocado salad.

12:40 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 28/40, series 1
Chef Jamie Oliver prepares a selection of dishes including Mexican tomato soup, chilli nachos and veggie and feta sprinkles, plus steak, liver and bacon, bubble and squeak mash, and red onion gravy.

13:10 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 15/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver continues to demonstrate his own brand of fast food by showing viewers how to prepare rosemary chicken, grilled polenta and porcini tomato sauce as well as happy cow burgers with old-school coleslaw and corn on the cob.

13:40 Four in a Bed - 1/30, series 4
Stevie Keen and Leigh Ward invite fellow competitors to the De-Lovely guest house in Blackpool, where Julie-Anne Barrow jokes that the exterior resembles a brothel, and there is a surprise in store for Rowena Moore.

14:15 Four in a Bed - 2/30, series 4
The competition continues at the Sandhurst Hotel in Cheshire, where Rowena Moore aims to transport guests back to the Edwardian era. However, her rivals spot some inconsistencies in the decor, and an impromptu performance by the host leaves one of the competitors threatening to walk out.

14:45 Four in a Bed - 3/30, series 4
Julie-Anne Barrow hosts the third day of the competition at the Red Box Guest House, which she runs in Chippenham, Wiltshire. The shared bathroom proves unpopular with her guests, while Stevie Keen and Leigh Ward are not pleased about sleeping in the owner's bedroom with her personal belongings.

15:15 Four in a Bed - 4/30, series 4
The last hosts of the week are John and Debbie Fox from Friary Wood near Bath, who are hoping to impress their guests with the spacious en-suite rooms and a cocktail-making course.

15:50 Four in a Bed - 5/30, series 4
The contestants meet one last time to learn how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers before discovering who has won the week's competition. Old tensions resurface as the results are announced, and there are heated exchanges around the table.

16:20 Come Dine with Me
Make-up artist and female impersonator Marcus Hunter-Neill hopes to impress with a red carpet-themed evening as he hosts the first party in Belfast. However, his alter-ego Lady Portia Diamante steals the limelight as he competes for the £1,000 prize.

16:50 Come Dine with Me
Jamaican lifeguard Lenny Irving serves up Caribbean cuisine at the second of the week's dinner parties in Belfast. He also hopes to win over his guests by complementing his menu with strong rum - and seems particularly keen to impress Merchant Navy officer Fiona Rush.

17:20 Come Dine with Me
Freelance feminist writer Cat Anderson hosts the third dinner party in Belfast, and hopes to win over her guests with her bohemian chic style and live music. However, her efforts are wasted on lifeguard Lenny Irving, who is only interested in Fiona Rush.

17:55 Come Dine with Me
The fourth dinner-party challenge from Belfast is hosted by charity worker and confident cook Rosie Smyth. She decides the best way to win over her guests is to have a `come-as-your-teenage-self' evening, and a zingy mojito cheesecake.

18:25 Come Dine with Me
Merchant Navy officer Fiona Rush hosts the final dinner party in Belfast, and hopes to impress with a nautical-themed evening. However, one of her guests is unimpressed with the amount of fish on the menu, before the winner of the £1,000 prize is announced.

18:55 The Restoration Man - 4/6, series 3
George Clarke follows a project to transform an old watermill in the north-east of England that had lain abandoned for nearly 50 years. Dave and Margaret Hedley want to restore the building and repair the water wheel to generate hydroelectric power, but they have to contend with floods and a life-threatening illness that hits Margaret.

20:00 The Restoration Man - 5/6, series 3
David and Judith Ward want to downsize from their large family home and be nearer to their grandchildren, so they have taken on the restoration of a dilapidated pig barn across the road from their daughter's farmhouse, using money borrowed from a friend. David is a charismatic preacher and has faith that even in this challenging market, they will manage to sell their old house, pay back the loan and raise the funds to finish the build. Architect George Clarke follows their progress.

21:00 Father Ted - Escape from Victory
Key striker Father Jack drinks himself into oblivion just as the Craggy Island clerics are about to play a vital five-a-side football match against their Rugged Island rivals, led by devious Dick Byrne.

21:35 Father Ted - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the A***
Cheating in the football match backfires on Ted, prompting his Rugged Island rivals to think up a devilish forfeit - and leaving the priest trying to contrive a way of kicking Bishop Brennan's backside and getting away with it. Comedy, starring Dermot Morgan and Ardal O'Hanlon.

22:05 Embarrassing Bodies - 8/9, series 6
The team treats medical issues at Norfolk's Sundown Festival, where Dawn Harper meets a girl whose rare genetic disorder has left tumours all over her face, Pixie McKenna helps a woman with lopsided breasts and Christian Jessen meets a man whose testicular pain is so acute he can barely get out of bed. There is also a rundown of the most embarrassing and annoying sounds produced by the human body, and Val Edwards-Jones lifts the lid on toilet hygiene. Plus, former England rugby player Matt Hampson talks about the spinal injury that has left him paralysed from the neck down.

23:10 Embarrassing Bodies - 5/12, series 2
The medics tackle summer holiday ailments at Birmingham International Airport, with contrasting cases. Dr Pixie McKenna meets a man who has the constant need to go to the toilet while Dr Christian Jessen deals with the case of a mother suffering from extreme constipation.

00:15 The Restoration Man - 4/6, series 3
George Clarke follows a project to transform an old watermill in the north-east of England that had lain abandoned for nearly 50 years. Dave and Margaret Hedley want to restore the building and repair the water wheel to generate hydroelectric power, but they have to contend with floods and a life-threatening illness that hits Margaret.

01:20 Scandal - Defiance
Olivia is asked by a billionaire businessman's ex-wife to save their family company from disaster when he starts behaving eccentrically ahead of its flotation on the stock exchange. Meanwhile, James looks at David's file on Hollis Doyle and vote-machine rigging, but remains unconvinced about the theory until he hears an anecdote at the White House, and the President hosts a 50th birthday gala celebration.

02:15 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 19/40, series 1
The chef demonstrates his own brand of fast food by showing viewers how to prepare two quick recipes. This time, he rustles up seared Asian tuna, coconut rice and jiggy jiggy greens, plus ricotta fritters, tomato sauce and courgette salad.

02:40 Close

Pick TV

06:00 The Biggest Loser USA - 5/19, series 9
The blue and yellow teams make a surprise return and Alison Sweeney has exciting news for one contestant. Challenge show following overweight people as they compete to shed the pounds, aided by fitness trainers and health experts.

08:00 Dog Patrol
Documentary series following the work of canine support teams to help police combat crime.

08:30 Dog Patrol
Documentary series following the work of canine support teams to help police combat crime.

09:00 Inside Gatwick - Baggage
Stevie Summers provides an insight into the work of Gatwick Airport's baggage handlers, who must endure an antiquated belt system that requires regular maintenance. A new way of bringing luggage to passengers is devised by bosses, but Stevie is not convinced - and considers a new career path.

10:00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

10:30 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

11:00 60 Minute Makeover
Design challenge, in which a team has an hour to transform someone's home.

12:00 60 Minute Makeover
Design challenge, in which a team has an hour to transform someone's home.

13:00 Airline - 9/10, series 3
Check-in manager Jane hands in her notice, and a would-be model jets to Nice for a pageant final.

13:30 Airline - 10/10, series 3
A large rugby team heads to Barcelona, while two members of the Luton staff get engaged on the tarmac.

14:00 Airline - 1/14, series 4
Check-in personnel deal with passengers angry that their flight has been delayed, and interviews for new pilots get under way.

14:30 Airline - 2/14, series 4
The crew on a flight to Majorca has to deal with a meal shortage.

16:00 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

16:30 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

17:00 Road Wars - 9/20, series 5
Roma and Ronnie are shocked when a driver in Slough, Berkshire, records the highest reading they have ever seen in a breathalyser test, and Chris captures an innovative supermarket thief. The Liverpool Air Support Unit uses heat-sensing cameras to track down a criminal who has taken refuge underneath Blackpool pier.

18:00 Fat Pets, Fat Owners - Special
Following the stories of overweight people trying to shed the pounds and improve the health of their obese pets at the same time.

19:00 Border Security: Canada's Front Line - 11, series 1
How Canadian border-protection agencies combat terrorism, drugs and illegal immigration.

19:30 Border Security: Canada's Front Line - 12, series 1
How Canadian border-protection agencies combat terrorism, drugs and illegal immigration.

20:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 2: Climb Mount Fuji
Karl Pilkington prepares for his final journey, a 15-hour trek to the summit of Mount Fuji in Japan, receives sumo-wrestling training and experiences state-of-the-art robotics.

21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter - Tent City
Dog searches for a missing woman in Hawaii, focusing his efforts on the tent cities of Oahu.

22:00 Costa Del Street Crime - Kebab Kerfuffle
Police are called when a bouncer is stabbed in the leg, and after searching a van they discover a group of illegal immigrants being smuggled from nearby Morocco.

22:30 Costa Del Street Crime - Stolen Mobile
The police and paramedics are on the scene when a man is injured by a thrown bottle, and a driver has a lucky escape when he crashes at 100mph.

23:00 Most Shocking - Under the Influence
Outrageous situations involving people intoxicated on drink or drugs, including a naked woman who stopped traffic.

00:00 Sin Cities - Cape Town
Ashley dresses up in drag, receives a prostate stimulation massage and tries out a male chastity belt.

00:30 Sin Cities - Vancouver
Curtis and Virginia hire a plane, Scarlet and Lush enter an amateur strip competition, and Ashley covers part of his body with snow.

01:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad - Poland
Documenting British tourists exploring opportunities to party in Poland.

01:30 Boozed Up Brits Abroad - Czech
Focusing on British tourists engaging in binge drinking in the Czech Republic.

02:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad Unleashed - 2/2, series 1
Part two of two. Highlights from the series, revealing the best and worst of the behaviour of British tourists in Eastern Europe.

04:00 Glee - Extraordinary Merry Christmas
New Directions face a tough decision when they are asked to perform at two different events at the same time, in a festive edition of the musical comedy. Featuring performances of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You, and River by Joni Mitchell. Directed by Matthew Morrison (Will Schuester).

05:00 Stargate Universe - Hope
The crew takes shifts connected to the communication stones, hoping for a chance to contact Homeworld Command, while Chloe falls asleep and wakes up with Ginn's consciousness in her body. Tamara diagnoses Volker with end-stage renal disease, and with a kidney transplant necessary to save his life, the Destiny is searched for a suitable donor.

Sky Sports 1

07:00 Game Changers
Former British Olympic gold-medallist Darren Campbell and Di Dougherty host the show aimed at inspiring youngsters to take up sport.

08:00 FL72 Highlights - Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday
Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday. Action from the Championship match, as the Yorkshire clubs met at Elland Road. This fixture throws up one of the most intense rivalries in the division, and the hosts were looking for a repeat of last season, when they won 2-1 here against the Owls, having already secured a draw in the meeting at Hillsborough.

08:30 The Sunday Supplement
A selection of sports writers review the football stories that have hit the back pages this weekend, including all the fall-out from yesterday's matches and the latest gossip.

09:30 Goals on Sunday
A review of yesterday's football action, featuring all the goals from the Premier League and Championship, plus a look at what is making the back pages of the Sunday newspapers.

11:30 Live Super Sunday - Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur
Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 1.30pm). The first of this afternoon's Premier League double bill comes from Selhurst Park, where Palace make their top-flight return. The Eagles gained promotion through the play-offs last season and manager Ian Holloway knows the extent of the challenge he faces in trying to keep his charges in the Premier League, having suffered relegation with Blackpool. Spurs have been faced with uncertainty over their star asset Gareth Bale during the summer, but have added new faces as they look to at least finish in the top four.

14:30 Live Super Sunday - Chelsea v Hull City
Chelsea v Hull City (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage from Stamford Bridge, where Jose Mourinho takes charge of the Blues for the first Premier League match since his return to the club. Chelsea welcome the Tigers for their opening fixture of the campaign, as they also did during the 2009/10 season. A late Didier Drogba goal was enough to give the hosts all three points on that occasion, and Mourinho will expect nothing less against Steve Bruce's visitors, who finished second in the Championship last term.

18:00 Live Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Three
The third and final day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the singles matches in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The teams went into the final day two years ago level at 8-8 following the fourballs and foursomes, although Europe gained an immediate advantage when Cristie Kerr pulled out injured, and went on to clinch the tie 15-13.

01:30 Football Special - Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City
Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City. Action from the Premier League matches at Selhurst Park and Stamford Bridge, as the sides began their campaigns, with Spurs and the Blues both facing clubs that gained promotion last season.

03:00 Spanish Football - Barcelona v Levante, Real Madrid v Real Betis and Sevilla v Atletico Madrid
Barcelona v Levante, Real Madrid v Real Betis and Sevilla v Atletico Madrid. Action from the matches on the opening weekend of the La Liga season, which were staged at the Nou Camp, Bernabeu and the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan respectively.

04:00 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

04:15 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

04:30 Sporting Greats - Ed Moses
A profile of Ed Moses, the American 400m hurdler who between 1977 and 1987 won 122 consecutive races, and claimed gold medals at the 1976 and 1984 Olympics. During that time he also broke his own world record on two occasions, won three World Cup titles and two World Championships.

05:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

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06:00 European Seniors Tour Golf - 2013 Scottish Senior Open: Day Two
The Scottish Senior Open. Action from day two at the Torrance Championship Course from Fairmont St Andrews in Fife. Anders Forsbrand's victory last year was his first on the European Seniors Tour, although he had previously triumphed at six European Tour events throughout his career.

07:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Two - Foursomes
Action from the second day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, which featured the second round of foursomes in the 13th staging of the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The European team extended their overall advantage with a 2.5-1.5 victory at this stage in 2011, meaning they went into the afternoon fourballs leading 7-5.

08:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Two - Fourballs
Action from the second day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the second fourballs in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The American team staged a fightback at this stage when the tournament was last held in 2011, winning the session 3-1 to leave the teams tied at 8-8 heading into the singles matches on the final day.

09:00 International Fight Night - Daniel Geale v Darren Barker
Daniel Geale v Darren Barker. Action from the bout for the IBF Middleweight title at the Revel Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Barnet-born Barker had just one defeat on his professional record, but that came on his last visit to Atlantic City in 2011, when he lost in the 11th round against Sergio Gabriel Martinez. Geale was the defending champion, and the Australian was making his fifth defence, with his last outing a unanimous points decision over Anthony Mundine in January.

11:00 Sporting Greats - Ed Moses
A profile of Ed Moses, the American 400m hurdler who between 1977 and 1987 won 122 consecutive races, and claimed gold medals at the 1976 and 1984 Olympics. During that time he also broke his own world record on two occasions, won three World Cup titles and two World Championships.

11:30 WWE Special - WCW Monday Nitro
The greatest moments from WCW Monday Nitro, which went head-to-head with WWE Raw for six years.

12:30 The Rugby Championship - Australia v New Zealand
Australia v New Zealand. Action from the opening match of the competition at the ANZ Stadium in Sydney. The All Blacks emerged as victors in the inaugural staging of the event in this format last year, while Australia finished as runners up. These two sides met here on the opening day last time around, recording a 27-19 win.

13:30 The Rugby Championship - South Africa v Argentina
South Africa v Argentina. Action from both teams' opening match of this year's competition, which took place at Soccer City in Johannesburg, South Africa. Argentina will be looking to improve on their results last year having failed to win a match and only managed one draw among the five defeats they suffered, which included a 27-6 loss to the Springboks in Cape Town.

14:30 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Two - Foursomes
Action from the second day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, which featured the second round of foursomes in the 13th staging of the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The European team extended their overall advantage with a 2.5-1.5 victory at this stage in 2011, meaning they went into the afternoon fourballs leading 7-5.

15:30 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Two - Fourballs
Action from the second day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the second fourballs in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The American team staged a fightback at this stage when the tournament was last held in 2011, winning the session 3-1 to leave the teams tied at 8-8 heading into the singles matches on the final day.

16:30 Live Masters Tennis - 2013 Cincinnati Masters: Final
The Cincinnati Masters. The final at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio. Roger Federer delivered a masterclass in the first set of last year's showpiece match as he defeated Novak Djokovic 6-0 7-6 to lift the trophy.

19:00 WWE Wrestling - WWE Summerslam Preview: 2013
A look ahead to the annual wrestling extravaganza at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles, where the featured matches include John Cena v Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship, plus CM Punk v Brock Lesnar.

19:15 WWE: Experience
The latest from Raw and Smackdown, including interviews with some of the biggest stars in the sport.

20:15 This Week in WWE
A review of the main bouts from Raw, Smackdown and NXT, featuring some of the biggest stars in the sport and interviews with those involved.

20:45 WWE Wrestling - WWE Summerslam Preview: 2013
A look ahead to the annual wrestling extravaganza at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles, where the featured matches include John Cena v Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship, plus CM Punk v Brock Lesnar.

21:00 Football Special - Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City
Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City. Action from the Premier League matches at Selhurst Park and Stamford Bridge, as the sides began their campaigns, with Spurs and the Blues both facing clubs that gained promotion last season.

22:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

22:45 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

23:00 WWE: Late Night - Afterburn
All the latest news, interviews and highlights of recent bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown.

00:00 International Fight Night - Daniel Geale v Darren Barker
Daniel Geale v Darren Barker. Action from the bout for the IBF Middleweight title at the Revel Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Barnet-born Barker had just one defeat on his professional record, but that came on his last visit to Atlantic City in 2011, when he lost in the 11th round against Sergio Gabriel Martinez. Geale was the defending champion, and the Australian was making his fifth defence, with his last outing a unanimous points decision over Anthony Mundine in January.

02:00 Spanish Football - Barcelona v Levante, Real Madrid v Real Betis and Sevilla v Atletico Madrid
Barcelona v Levante, Real Madrid v Real Betis and Sevilla v Atletico Madrid. Action from the matches on the opening weekend of the La Liga season, which were staged at the Nou Camp, Bernabeu and the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan respectively.

03:00 The Rugby Championship - Australia v New Zealand
Australia v New Zealand. Action from the opening match of the competition at the ANZ Stadium in Sydney. The All Blacks emerged as victors in the inaugural staging of the event in this format last year, while Australia finished as runners up. These two sides met here on the opening day last time around, recording a 27-19 win.

04:00 The Rugby Championship - South Africa v Argentina
South Africa v Argentina. Action from both teams' opening match of this year's competition, which took place at Soccer City in Johannesburg, South Africa. Argentina will be looking to improve on their results last year having failed to win a match and only managed one draw among the five defeats they suffered, which included a 27-6 loss to the Springboks in Cape Town.

05:00 Football's Greatest - Johan Cruyff
The career of former Ajax, Barcelona and Netherlands star Johan Cruyff, who was named European Footballer of the Year on three occasions. After hanging up his boots, Cruyff embarked on a successful managerial career with both Ajax and Barcelona, helping the Catalan giants to four La Liga titles, one European Cup and one Cup Winners' Cup.

05:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

05:45 Football Gold - Manchester United v Arsenal: 2001
A chance to relive the Premier League contest between Manchester United and Arsenal at Old Trafford from February 2001, when the hosts claimed a comprehensive victory.

Sky Sports Ashes

07:30 Cricket Writers on TV
Paul Allott is joined by a trio of cricket journalists to discuss the latest issues making waves in the sport over the past seven days.

08:30 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

09:30 Ashes Memories - Daffy Seizes the Day
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 1994-95 Ashes series between Australia and England in Adelaide, which featured a surprise result and an outstanding performance with the bat by all-rounder Phil DeFreitas.

10:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Perth: 2010/11 Third Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Third Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth, and saw Mitchell Johnson rip through the England batting line-up, finishing with figures of 6-38.

11:00 Cricket Writers on TV
Paul Allott is joined by a trio of cricket journalists to discuss the latest issues making waves in the sport over the past seven days.

12:00 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

13:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Headingley: 2001 Fourth Test Day Five
A look back at the fifth and final day of the Fourth Test in 2001, which was staged at Headingley and saw England record a six-wicket victory. The hosts began the day on 4/0 and soon lost both openers, before an outstanding batting display by Mark Butcher turned the tide.

15:00 Cricket Writers on TV
Paul Allott is joined by a trio of cricket journalists to discuss the latest issues making waves in the sport over the past seven days.

16:00 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

17:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Sydney: 2003 Fifth Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Fifth Test in the 2002/03 series, which was staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground. England were bowled out for 362 before Steve Waugh and Adam Gilchrist enjoyed themselves against the tourists' bowlers, with Gilchrist in particular playing one of his trademark explosive innings.

19:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Lord's: 2009 Second Test Day Four
A look back at the fourth day of the Second Test in 2009, which was staged at Lord's and saw England move into a strong position, as Andrew Flintoff and Graeme Swann impressed with the ball.

21:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Lord's: 2009 Second Test Day Five
A look back at the fifth day of the Second Test in 2009, which was staged at Lord's and featured an outstanding individual performance by Andrew Flintoff just after he had confirmed his intention to retire from Test cricket at the end of the series.

23:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Brisbane: 2006/07 First Test Day Three
A look back at the third day of the First Test in the 2006/07 series, which was staged at the Brisbane Cricket Ground. Australia dominated the match from start to finish, with the likes of Ricky Ponting and Justin Langer starring with the bat, before Glenn McGrath and Shane Warne caused the English batsmen all sorts of problems.

01:30 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Adelaide: 2006 Second Test Day Five
A look back at the fifth day of the Second Test in 2006, which was staged at the Adelaide Oval, and saw a remarkable turnaround in fortunes. England score 551 in their first innings, yet still slumped to a demoralising defeat, in no small part due to old foe Shane Warne.

04:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Sydney: 2010/11 Fourth Day
A look back at the fourth day of the Fifth Test in 2010/11, staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, and which saw England close in on a series victory. The Aussies finished on 213-7, still some 151 runs behind England's first innings total, and the tourists duly completed another emphatic triumph the following day.

05:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Headingley: 2009 Fourth Test Day One
A look back at the first day of the Fourth Test in 2009, which was staged at Headingley, and saw the Aussies dominate with the ball and the bat. Having dismissed England for a lowly 102, they set about building a first innings lead and at stumps were on a score of 196/4.

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06:00 The Lone Ranger Unmasked Film (2013)
Behind the scenes of the Western from the director of Pirates of the Caribbean, starring Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp.

06:30 The World's End Special Film (2013)
Behind the scenes of the third film in Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, an apocalyptic comedy in which a group of old childhood friends reunites for an epic pub crawl that just happens to coincide with a devastating alien invasion.

07:00 Road Wars - 5/20, series 5
Elite officers Rosie and Darren carry out a manhunt through the gardens of an upmarket estate, while Chris and Simon come face to face with a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes.

08:00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie - 7/8, series 1
The company flies in an American director to shoot a million-pound advert to show off Greggs' products. However, the film-maker is used to sunnier climes and struggles to cope with the reliably grim British weather. The emergency services are called out to a flooded bakery HQ, where a constant stream of sausage rolls keeps spirits high, a homesick Geordie hits upon the idea of introducing Newcastle stottie bread to southerners, and the Greggs chefs tackle the seemingly impossible task of concocting low-fat pastries. Can they crack the recipe?

09:00 WWE Superstars
All the latest wrestling news, featuring matches with stars from both Raw and Smackdown, including John Cena, CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio.

10:00 WWE: Experience
The latest from Raw and Smackdown, including interviews with some of the biggest stars in the sport.

11:00 Treasure Island - 2
Part two of two. Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver are forced to choose between the elusive treasure and their lives, as danger lurks behind every corner on their quest to reach the loot. Swashbuckling adventure, starring Eddie Izzard, Elijah Wood, Donald Sutherland, Rupert Penry-Jones, Philip Glenister and Keith Allen.

13:00 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

13:30 Planes: Sky Movies Special
The making of Disney's Planes, a spin-off of Pixar's Cars, featuring the voice of Dane Cook as Dusty, an small-town crop-dusting aircraft hoping to become a high-flying air racer.

14:00 Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew - Boobs and Brass
The street dancer, choreographer and actor tries to unleash the potential of a group of middle-aged brass band players, calling on his younger sister to lend a hand.

15:00 The Simpsons - Bart's Dog Gets an F
Bart tries to train Santa's Little Helper, whose destructive behaviour has left Homer at the end of his tether. With the guest voice of Tracey Ullman, whose own TV programme originally showcased the animated family.

15:30 The Simpsons - Brother's Little Helper
Bart is placed on experimental medication in a bid to control his disruptive behaviour - but it proves to have unfortunate paranoia-inducing side-effects, which soon spiral out of control. Featuring the guest voice of baseball star Mark McGwire.

16:00 The Simpsons - Lisa's Pony
Homer buys Lisa a pony in a bid to prove his love for her, but the family cannot afford the gift. To make ends meet and pay for the animal's upkeep, he is forced to take on a second job at the Kwik-E-Mart.

16:30 The Simpsons - Lard of the Dance
Homer comes up with the bright idea of making money by selling used grease, and ropes Bart in to help, while Lisa tries to join a popular new classmate's social clique. Featuring the guest voice of Lisa Kudrow.

17:00 The Simpsons - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
Marge and Homer are invited on a weekend away at the Jersey Shore to smooth over their differences with Fat Tony and Selma, who have married after a whirlwind romance. Bart discovers a talent for detecting the location of truffles, which Lisa jumps at the chance to nurture.

17:30 The Simpsons - Adventures in Baby-Getting
Marge experiences mixed emotions when she is forced to replace the family car after an encounter with a sinkhole, while Bart becomes interested in Lisa's extracurricular activities after finding out about her covert meetings in town. With the guest voice of stock car racer Jeff Gordon.

18:00 The Simpsons - The Blue and the Gray
Marge notices grey hairs creeping through her blue dye and decides to embrace the shade like other middle-aged women. Homer becomes Moe's official `wing man' in a bid to boost his friend's ailing love life.

18:30 The Simpsons - The Monkey Suit
Reverend Lovejoy is appointed Springfield's `morality czar' and institutes a ban on teaching the theory of evolution. However, Lisa defies the new rule, and ends up in court, where a heated trial ensues. With the voices of Melanie Griffith and Larry Hagman.

19:00 The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XV
Three spooky tales from Springfield, in which Ned Flanders develops the ability to see into the future, Mr Burns' body undergoes a rigorous exploration and Lisa becomes a Sherlock Holmes-style super-sleuth in Victorian London.

19:30 The Simpsons - Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
Bart persuades his family to go on a cruise, and for once the Simpsons enjoy their holiday - Lisa bonds with other intelligent children while Marge and Homer get some rare time alone. But when Bart embarks on an inspired yet morally dubious plan to prolong the trip indefinitely, things take a turn for the worse. With the guest voices of Steve Coogan and Treat Williams.

20:00 The Cafe - Time and Tide
It's a big day for Cyril's as Phil prepares to take the official photo of the cafe for the tourist brochure. However, the timing couldn't be any worse, what with Carol suffering hot flushes and Stan in an argumentative mood. Sarah is much happier, however, and is enjoying spending her time with Jason, while Chloe makes a discovery and takes her driving test - for the eighth time. Seaside comedy, starring Ellie Haddington and David Troughton.

20:30 Stella - 9/10, series 1
The single mother struggles to accept Luke's decision to move to Canada with Rob, and Emma's geography exam takes an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Paula gets concerned when Dai visibly feels the pressure of his looming court appearance.

21:30 Stella - 10/10, series 1
The family celebrates the arrival of Emma's baby, which hampers the wedding plans, much to the annoyance of Jasminder. Meanwhile, Luke prepares to leave for Canada, Bobby gets ready to move to Bristol with new boyfriend Steve, and Rob has some shocking news for Stella at Luke's leaving party. Guest starring James Corden. Last in the series.

22:30 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: War on Crime
Documentary series following the work of police officers in Lincolnshire as they tackle crime.

23:30 Nothing to Declare - Yin & Yang, Grenade Evac, Smack the Sari, Swine Fine
Brisbane airport is shut down when customs officers suspect a bomb has been hidden in luggage..

00:00 Starlings - 7/8, series 2
Jan and the rest of the family are worried about Terry, who is acting moody and distant in the wake of his medical emergency. However, he is soon jolted back to life when Steven sneaks by the house to drop off a book of poetry - leading to a confrontation with his wife's tutor. Things appear to be getting serious between Grandad and Molly when she asks him to move in, a run in the park leads to an awkward encounter for Reuben and Bell, and Loz asks Fergie a big favour to increase his chances of getting a permanent job at the school.

01:00 Road Wars
The Road Crime Unit pulls over a car loaded with drugs, and the Tactical Aid Group prepares for a raid in Torquay.

02:00 Road Wars
Officers Giles and Roger help a member of the public suspected of having a heart attack in Plymouth, while dog handler Lee deals with two separate incidents involving men armed with knives. In Scotland, CCTV footage reveals a boy jumping into the path of a bus.

03:00 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

03:30 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

04:00 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

04:30 Airline USA
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series going behind the scenes with airport staff in America as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage.

05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - Brainiac: Best of Science Abuse
Highlights of the fifth series in which Jon Tickle and Vic Reeves join forces to wreak havoc by putting the wackiest of theories to the test, tackling humorous and heated experiments guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.

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06:00 The Middle - The Maths Class
Frankie is furious when Brick returns home from school having scored a D in his latest maths exam, and questions his teacher's abilities. Meanwhile, Axl and Sue hunt for a buried time capsule when they stay with their eccentric Aunt Edie.

06:30 The Middle - Spring Cleaning
The Hecks have a spring clean, but after rummaging through 20 years' worth of belongings, discover that some things are best left forgotten. Meanwhile, Brick demonstrates an entrepreneurial streak, offering his pearls of wisdom on a neighbourhood information stand.

07:00 The Middle - The Legacy
Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes.

07:30 The Middle - The Royal Wedding
Frankie becomes obsessed with the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and shocks the family by going all out to celebrate the occasion - buying an HDTV and an array of commemorative knick-knacks.

08:00 The Middle - Mother's Day II
Mike and the kids think they have come up with the perfect Mother's Day gift for Frankie, a day she can devote entirely to herself - but the plan backfires almost immediately. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott.

08:30 The Middle - The Prom
Frankie and Mike force Axl to do the right thing when he inadvertently invites the wrong girl to the prom by text, and Brick proves to be something of a playwright.

09:00 The Middle - The Bridge
Brick has difficulty overcoming his fear of bridges, and Axl finds himself up against his arch-rival Sean Donahue when a vacancy for a lifeguard opens up at the public pool. Meanwhile, Sue struggles to choose a swimming costume.

09:30 The Middle - Back to Summer!
Frankie congratulates herself on surviving the school year relatively unscathed with three days until the summer holidays - but her celebration turns out to be premature. Brick faces another year in third grade if he does not complete a daily journal project, Axl's failure to complete 30 days of community service emerges, and Sue has to prove she has never taken a sick day to receive an award for perfect attendance. Guest starring Doris Roberts (Everybody Loves Raymond).

10:00 Stargate Atlantis - Adrift
The expedition becomes stranded in space after escaping an Asuran weapons satellite, but there is only 24 hours' worth of power left when the hyperdrive unexpectedly shuts down. The city must fend off attacks from natural enemies as it drifts in space.

11:00 Stargate Atlantis - Lifeline
Sheppard plans a daring infiltration into the Replicators' city to steal a ZPM that will power Atlantis, and allow the crew to head for their new home. Samantha Carter joins the crew of the Apollo to help in the search for the missing base.

12:00 Stargate Atlantis - Reunion
Sheppard becomes suspicious when the team stumbles upon Ronon's old companions, thought to have been lost in the fall of Sateda. Ronon must decide whether to stay aboard Atlantis or rejoin his former allies, who harbour a dark secret.

13:00 Stargate Atlantis - Doppelganger
Sheppard is assaulted by a psychopathic crystalline entity, which returns to Atlantis in his stead and becomes intent on destroying the entire expedition by invading the crew's dreams, invoking each member's personal nightmares.

14:00 Stargate Atlantis - Travellers
Sheppard is captured by a race of human travellers that has lived for generations in space to avoid the Wraith's systematic culls. Believing the Atlantis expedition to be a powerful enemy of the Wraith, they intend to use his genes to reactivate a long-dormant Ancient warship. Guest starring Jill Wagner.

15:00 Stargate Atlantis - Tabula Rasa
A deadly virus sweeps through Atlantis causing the entire expedition, apart from Teyla and Ronon, to lose their memories. Together they must rally the rest of the crew to find a cure before the memories that remain fade entirely. Starring Rachel Luttrell.

16:00 Stargate Atlantis - Missing
Visiting New Athos, Teyla and Dr Keller are surprised to find that the newly settled Athosians are missing, replaced by primal warriors. With the primitives on their tail, the pair must fight for their survival while searching for Teyla's missing people. Guest starring Jewel Staite.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - The Seer
The city is visited by a sickly man named Davos, who stuns the crew with his amazing prophetic abilities. When he claims that Wraith hive ships are closing in on Atlantis, McKay sees their approach as an opportunity to test the Replicators. Carter must decide whether Davos' visions are legitimate. Guest starring Martin Jarvis.

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - Miller's Crossing
On Earth, McKay's sister Jeannie Miller is kidnapped by Delvin Medicinal Technologies president Henry Wallace. Convinced that only she and McKay are capable of using the nanotechnology necessary to save his daughter's life, Wallace lures McKay into a trap. Guest starring Kate Hewlett.

19:00 Stargate Atlantis - This Mortal Coil
Part one of two. The crew members of Atlantis must face their worst fears when a mysterious probe collides with the city-ship. With no indication of where the mechanism has come from, the team members suspect the Replicators have finally tracked them down. Guest starring Torri Higginson.

20:00 Revolution - Pilot
Post-apocalyptic adventure from the makers of Lost and Supernatural, set in a dystopian future 15 years after an unknown phenomenon disabled electricity and all devices powered by it. The drama follows members of one family who unite with a rogue band of survivors and set out on a mission to overthrow the militia, while exploring the mystery of why the power failed and whether it will ever return.

21:00 An Idiot Abroad - China
Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant send their friend and former radio producer Karl Pilkington on a tour of some of the most impressive sites in the world. The reluctant traveller's first destination is China, where he visits the Great Wall, samples the local food, tries his hand at kung fu and experiences a traditional massage.

22:00 Caribbean Cops - 1/7, series 1
Police officers tackle local criminals and nuisance tourists during the holiday season, and a British soldier's stag party leads to trouble.

23:00 Dog Squad
Documentary following the work of border customs officials in their search for illegal drugs and contraband.

23:30 Dog Squad
Documentary following the work of border customs officials in their search for illegal drugs and contraband.

00:00 Miami SWAT - 4/5, series 1
The work of the Miami Swat team, as the elite tactical unit fights crime on the city's streets.

00:50 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: Steve Sinclair
The actor and presenter meets former football hooligan Steve `The Blackpool Rock' Sinclair.

01:45 Cop Squad - 9/10, series 1
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

02:45 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: Paddy Doherty
The actor and presenter meets Paddy Doherty, a linchpin of the gypsy underworld, who went on to win Celebrity Big Brother in 2011.

03:45 Customs UK - 1/8, series 1
A sniffer dog picks out a suspicious suitcase at Gatwick and his handler discovers 3kg of cocaine inside, and two women are pulled over when returning from the Caribbean.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 4/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond examine the theory of beer goggles, discover whether a tooth dissolves when left in a glass of cola, and find out whether it is possible for someone to learn during their sleep.

05:00 A League of Their Own - 1/12, series 1
Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and England cricketer Andrew `Freddie' Flintoff are the team captains, with comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson joining them as regular panellists. World heavyweight boxing champion David Haye and actor Neil Morrissey are guests in the first episode.

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08:15 Heir Hunters - Tunstall/Konigk
The probate researchers look for an heir to the estate of a man with links to 19th-century South Africa, while other members of the team search for the brother of a former Birmingham resident. Plus, details of unclaimed estates where heirs are yet to be found.

09:00 Homes Under the Hammer - 18/80, series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a Victorian terrace in Manchester, a building in Maidstone, Kent, and a house in Devon, before finding out what they sold for at auction and who bought them.

10:00 Countryside 999 - 6/15, series 1
A Royal Navy Search and Rescue team relocates a heart-attack patient in need of specialist cardiac care, Dumfries traffic cops attend a pair of road collisions in icy conditions, and Cairngorm ski patrollers deals with a host of injuries on one of the busiest days of the season.

10:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Passbook Bank Accounts
Consumer expert Dominic Littlewood helps three pensioners whose savings disappeared. They say they did not withdraw the cash from their accounts, but the bank is adamant they did, so Dom challenges these allegations to discover if this case is in fact part of a bigger problem.

11:15 Bargain Hunt - Derby 26
Antiques experts Thomas Plant and Charlie Ross help two teams search for bargains at the Derby Roundhouse, including a hunt for `girl power' items. Meanwhile, presenter Tim Wonnacott examines a 1920s doctor's bag.

12:00 BBC News; Weather

12:30 Regional News and Weather

12:45 Doctors - Snobbery with Violence
Karen helps a snobbish neighbour overcome her prejudices when she finds an intruder in her home. Meanwhile, Jas accuses Al of stealing her missing bracelet and puts Howard in an awkward situation.

13:15 Perfection - 59/60, series 3
Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game.

14:00 Escape to the Country - Hampshire
Property expert Nicki Chapman helps a couple find their dream home in Hampshire on a healthy budget of £750,000, and takes time out of her search to tour Admiral Lord Nelson's flagship, HMS Victory.

14:45 Wanted Down Under - Stirk Family (New Zealand)
Vivienne Stirk is convinced a fresh start in New Zealand is the key to a successful future and a better lifestyle, but other family members fear the move may come at a price, so Nicki Chapman invites them to spend a week in the country to see what life is really like.

15:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Mark F v Mark S Car Boot
Antiques experts Mark Franks and Mark Stacey head to the Ford Airfield car-boot sale in West Sussex, where they compete to find the biggest bargains on offer, before selling their purchases for the largest possible profit.

16:15 Pointless - 12/70, series 6
Quiz show in which pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize..

17:00 BBC News

17:30 Weather

17:30 South East Today

18:00 The One Show
The first visit of the week to the One Show studio, where Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the usual mix of topical stories and celebrity chat.

18:30 BBC News; Regional News

18:30 Fake Britain - 10/10, series 4
Matt Allwright investigates the substandard food products masquerading as premium goods, and examines counterfeit medical products that can cause diseases. Plus, a website that has provided thousands of criminals with false identities. Last in the series.

19:00 EastEnders - 4694
Denise becomes increasingly frustrated by Ian's attempts to gain more help for Sadie's salon opening, and as the pressure mounts, she decides enough is enough and ends their relationship. Michael is furious that Jack has sold his share of the gym and tries his best to manipulate the situation, Bianca persuades Kat to go on a double date and Poppy grows suspicious of Fat Boy's behaviour.

19:30 Fightback Britain - 2/4, series 1
Julia Bradbury and Adrian Simpson reveal ways in which the public are helping the police fight crime. The programme features footage of two pensioners confronting jewellery thieves, and in turn helping to secure their convictions. There is also the story of a former police officer and his son, who are proof that standing up to criminals can go horribly wrong, after both sustained stab wounds when they fought back. Plus, tricks played by the mind when trying to recall a face and tips on how to become a better witness.

20:00 Death in Paradise - 5/8, series 2
Camille's best friend, a singer on a Caribbean party boat, collapses on stage during a night of music and cocktails. After she dies in the policewoman's arms, the officers question the vessel's staff and on-board tourists in an effort to get to the bottom of her mysterious demise. Photographs taken on the evening offer a fuller picture of what took place, but could the answer lie in the vocalist's pre-show routine? Meanwhile, DI Poole tries his best to comfort a grieving Camille, but it soon becomes clear that sensitivity is not his strong suit. Ben Miller and Sara Martins star, with guest appearances from singer Jamelia, Dexter Fletcher (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) and Amanda Mealing (ex-Holby City).

21:00 BBC News

21:25 Regional News and Weather

21:35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You - 4/11, series 42
Extended edition of the satirical quiz from 2011, with Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and TV critic Grace Dent joining team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton on the panel. Green Wing's Stephen Mangan is the host.

22:20 Room 101 - Extra Storage - 4/8, series 2
Comedian Jason Manford, chart star Paloma Faith and Dragons' Den entrepreneur Deborah Meaden compete to have their pet hates banished on the comedy panel showTheir gripes include those who use the phrase `all due respect', smart-casual dress, jobsworths, people in lifts, concert etiquette, overnight success and the novel Fifty Shades of Grey.

23:00 Weatherview

23:05 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.

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06:05 Countryside 999 - 5/15, series 1
Rural paramedics navigate a treacherously icy route to reach a patient in need of treatment, while the severe weather leaves police facing chaos on the roads. Elsewhere, the Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew tries to reach a critically injured walker in the Lake District. Narrated by Ralph Ineson.

06:50 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Underground Pipes
Consumer expert Dominic Littlewood helps provide some much-needed answers for a couple who have been unable to determine the cause of their hazardous collapsing driveway, and tries to find out why they are getting little response from the company dealing with the case.

07:20 Saints and Scroungers - Hudson/Barnett
Fraud investigators target a dentist who has allegedly stolen more than £300,000 from the NHS despite already earning a six-figure salary, while Dominic Littlewood meets a teenager who was helped by a social worker.

08:05 Restoration Home - Pitkennedy School
Caroline Quentin follows the fortunes of friends Charlotte and Helen as they renovate Pitkennedy School in Angus, which closed seven years ago after educating pupils for 150 years. A picture of rural 19th-century life emerges as it is revealed that an act of generosity by a wealthy Victorian was responsible for the school's beginnings, with further research placing it at the start of a revolution in education that would change Britain for ever.

09:05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited - 1/15, series 2
Return of the programme in which burglary victims recount their ordeals and reveal how they were reunited with their belongings. A woman recalls how she came home to find her front door wide open and intruders still in the house. Plus, police raid a criminal's address after receiving a tip-off about stolen goods, and the tale of how a woman's handbag was returned - seven years after its theft..

09:35 Click
A guide to the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news.

10:00 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

10:30 BBC World News
The latest international headlines.

11:00 Coast - Anglesey Geology
Nick Crane climbs sea cliffs on Anglesey in north Wales, and discovers why the island is the site of some of Britain's biggest earthquakes.

11:10 Weakest Link
General knowledge quiz in which members of the public answer questions in the hope of winning a cash prize.

11:55 Mastermind - Classic Mastermind
Specialist subjects are venomous snakes, the life of Robert Fitzroy, world cup football 1930-2002 and Hilda Tablet plays by Henry Reed. John Humphrys poses the questions in the specialist and general knowledge quiz. First shown in 2006.

12:25 Angels One Five Film (1952)
A new recruit joins a squadron of British fighter pilots in the summer of 1940, as they prepare to face a confrontation with the overwhelming forces of the Luftwaffe over the English Channel, while the ground crew at their base anxiously awaits reports from the conflict. Second World War adventure, starring Jack Hawkins and John Gregson.

14:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening - Letters X, Y & Z
Carol Kirkwood looks at subjects beginning with the letters X, Y and Z, concluding her alphabetical journey through the world of horticulture. Along the way, she gets inspiration and advice from some of the BBC's most popular gardening presenters.

14:45 A Taste of My Life - Neil Morrissey
Neil Morrissey discusses his life and food with Nigel Slater. Men Behaving Badly writer Simon Nye challenges him to make an omelette while wearing a blindfold, and college friends Adrian Dunbar and Charles Lawson highlight his cheese on toast. The Waterloo Road star also talks about his childhood in foster care.

15:15 Journeys from the Centre of the Earth - Risky Rocks
A geological guide to the Mediterranean, revealing the influence the rock formations have had on the region's inhabitants over the course of human history. He starts his journey by examining the impact of natural disasters on ancient cultures' belief systems, taking in many popular tourist destinations in Greece, Turkey and Jordan as well as the site of the Lisbon earthquake.

16:15 Antiques Roadshow - Vintage Antiques Roadshow: Scarborough
Michael Aspel and the team of experts visit Scarborough, North Yorkshire, where some of the more unusual items include a rare roll of Beatles wallpaper, a passport that once belonged to the world's smallest man and carved whales' teeth that turn out to be very valuable.

17:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.

17:30 Flog It! Trade Secrets - Weird & Wonderful
Paul Martin and the show's experts return to offer advice on making money from antiques and collectible as they trawl through 12 years of the Flog It! archives. In the first episode, they explore the theme of weird and wonderful items, with regulars Adam Partridge and Philip Serrell revealing some of the oddities in their own collections.

18:30 Great British Railway Journeys - Oxford to Pershore
Michael Portillo sets off on a journey from Oxford, through the Malvern Hills toward south Wales. He gets a special view of the city of Oxford, and discovers a unique and colourful crop in the Cotswolds.

19:00 University Challenge - 6/37, series 20
The first round of the quiz continues with four students from the University of London's School of Oriental and African Studies pitting their wits against a team from the University of Southampton in a bid to reach the second stage of the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

19:30 The Incredible Spice Men - Hastings
Chefs Tony Singh and Cyrus Todiwala set out on a quest to show how spices can make traditional British food even more delicious. They begin in Hastings, East Sussex, where they cook Dover sole with lime and ginger and persuade the owner of a fish and chip shop to give them the run of his kitchen for a couple of hours to add a marinade of turmeric, cumin, coriander, chilli and cloves to his cod fillets.

20:00 Horizon - Horizon - Defeating the Hackers
The programme explores the murky and fast-paced world of people using computers to steal money and identities, as well as wreaking havoc with users online lives. The film reveals the methods scientists are using to help defeat the hackers, meets the two men who uncovered the world's first cyber weapon, and the computer expert who worked out how to hack into cash machines.

21:00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme - 4/6, series 2
The comedienne talks to BBC political editor Nick Robinson about life covering the news from Downing Street and has a dream-like experience on the BBC Breakfast sofa with Bill Turnbull. Sarah also goes clubbing with the cast of reality show Geordie Shore.

21:30 Weather

21:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events.

22:20 Sins of Our Fathers
Documentary looking into allegations of physical and sexual abuse in Fort Augustus Abbey, one of Scotland's most prestigious Catholic boarding schools. Mark Daly reports on the monks who ran it and exposes those said to have turned a blind eye to what was going on.

23:20 The Women's Football Show
A look at the biggest issues in the women's game, focusing on matters at both club and international level.

23:50 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip - 1/3, series 1
Si King and Dave Myers go on a tour of the UK to meet enthusiasts restoring machinery from the Industrial Revolution, beginning by helping renovate a steam-powered winding engine at Pleasley Colliery in Derbyshire. They then head to London, where Dave drives the city's oldest working underground train - Met 1 - before the duo visit the world's largest collection of steam engines.

00:50 Caligula with Mary Beard
Roman emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus - better known as Caligula - was said to have made his horse a consul, proclaimed himself a living God and indulged in scandalous orgies. In this documentary, classical scholar Mary Beard attempts to peel away some of the myths surrounding him, sifting through surviving evidence to paint a portrait of the real Caligula.

01:50 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:05 Homes Under the Hammer - 18/80, series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a Victorian terrace in Manchester, a building in Maidstone, Kent, and a house in Devon, before finding out what they sold for at auction and who bought them.

BBC3

18:00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? - Mel & Luke
The makeover show that aims to uncover the UK's natural beauties. In this edition she visits Liverpool, where she tries on a onesie, while the Personal Overhaul Device assesses punky Justin Bieber fan Mel and blinged-up Luke.

18:30 Top Gear - 1/7, series 14
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May test-drive an Aston Martin DBS Convertible, a Ferrari California and a Lamborghini Gallardo Convertible through Romania, searching for the mountain highway built during the reign of the country's former dictator Nicolae Ceausescu - allegedly the best road to drive on in the world. Actor Eric Bana is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

19:30 Would I Lie to You? - 5/9, series 6
Team captain David Mitchell is joined by TV presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Andy Hamilton, while his counterpart Lee Mack welcomes Dr Christian Jessen and EastEnder Diane Parish. Host Rob Brydon oversees proceedings on the comedy panel show as the contestants try to hoodwink their opponents with absurd facts and plausible lies about themselves.

20:00 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Thailand's Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates
The presenter takes a look at Ya-ba, a dangerous mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, which is a growing drug craze sweeping through Thailand. Stacey meets a hospital ward full of addicts who face the risk of long-term psychosis after using the drug, and later joins the Thai authorities during bar raids as they try to fight back.

21:00 Russell Howard's Good News - 12/12, series 7
A Christmas edition looking back at the best moments from the seventh series of the topical comedy show, and there is also a selection of previously unseen footage with a festive theme. Last in the series.

21:30 EastEnders - 4694
Denise becomes increasingly frustrated by Ian's attempts to gain more help for Sadie's salon opening, and as the pressure mounts, she decides enough is enough and ends their relationship. Michael is furious that Jack has sold his share of the gym and tries his best to manipulate the situation, Bianca persuades Kat to go on a double date and Poppy grows suspicious of Fat Boy's behaviour.

22:00 Family Guy - Mr Saturday Knight
Peter loses his job and decides to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a travelling Renaissance fair. Unfortunately, he finds himself locked in a tournament with the resident jousting champion. With the guest voice of Will Ferrell.

22:25 Family Guy - A Fish Out of Water
Lois shows Meg how to have fun during a spring break at the beach, while Peter rashly takes out a loan and buys a boat, determined to try his hand at commercial fishing.

22:45 American Dad! - Daddy Queerest
Stan reveals his next-door neighbour is gay during a conversation with the man's father, and tries to find a way to make amends for his blunder. Meanwhile, Roger buys alcohol for Steve and his friends.

23:05 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Thailand's Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates
The presenter takes a look at Ya-ba, a dangerous mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, which is a growing drug craze sweeping through Thailand. Stacey meets a hospital ward full of addicts who face the risk of long-term psychosis after using the drug, and later joins the Thai authorities during bar raids as they try to fight back.

00:05 Extreme OCD Camp - 2
Part two of two. The six young people trek deep into the American wilderness, where they set up camp without any of the amenities they are used to and work together to combat their OCD. Later, they head back to the UK, where they reflect on how the experience has changed their lives.

01:05 Live at the Electric - 7/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show featuring lothario Antonio sharing his theory on how to stimulate a woman's mind. Plus, Film Fizz's Chris Kendall goes head to head with Colin Firth and Marcel Lucont reveals his views on religion.

01:35 Great Movie Mistakes - Great Movie Mistakes III: Not in 3D
footage of the most memorable mishaps that were spotted in films last year, including Oscar-nominated masterpieces and box-office flops, and shares his views on the clips. The programme features continuity mistakes, terrible anachronisms, physical blunders, factual errors and members of the crew sneaking into shot.

02:00 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Thailand's Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates
The presenter takes a look at Ya-ba, a dangerous mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, which is a growing drug craze sweeping through Thailand. Stacey meets a hospital ward full of addicts who face the risk of long-term psychosis after using the drug, and later joins the Thai authorities during bar raids as they try to fight back.

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BBC4

18:00 World News Today
The day's leading stories.

18:30 Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest Places - Islands
Presenter and Welsh poet Ifor ap Glyn explores why some islands are believed to be holy retreats, learning it isn't just their natural beauty that has attracted pilgrims over the years. He travels from the Lake District to view the Mappa Mundi in Hereford Cathedral and then to Llanndwyn off Anglesey and Lindisfarne in Northumberland, before stopping at the Western Isles, where he explores a Buddhist monastery. Finally, he ends his journey on Bardsey, known as the Island of 20,000 Saints.

19:00 Materials - Plastic: How It Works
Mark Miodownik charts the story of mankind's understanding of plastic and its properties, and the ways this knowledge contributed to the development of civilisation. He explores how it brought luxury to the masses, and looks back at some failed inventions, including plastic billiard balls and Bakelite. He also examines the properties that have made plastic such a popular resource, and reveals what the future holds for the material.

20:00 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain - Making Connections
Architectural investigator Dr Olivia Horsfall Turner looks at two of the most radical civil engineering projects proposed in the last century and explores how international politics and vested interests derailed plans to better connect the country to Europe. She discusses the idea to cut Scotland in half during the early 1900s to create a warship canal, and the many attempts to construct the Channel Tunnel.

21:00 Alan Whicker's Journey of a Lifetime - Hong Kong and Beyond
The journalist returns to Hong Kong, scene of many of his Far Eastern adventures, and looks at how much the territory has changed in the five decades since his first visit. Plus, he travels to Bali to see if the island has been able to preserve its unique charms - especially after the bombings of 2002 and 2005. He also meets the Britons who emigrated there after its attractions were highlighted in one of his programmes. Last in the series.

22:00 Tribe - Matis
Explorer Bruce Parry travels to some of the world's most remote areas to live with indigenous tribes. In this show he travels to the Amazon rainforest to meet the Matis people, whose first contact with westerners did not come until the 1970s. Still living the traditional way of life, hunting pigs, stalking monkeys and participating in rituals, they have now embraced football and will soon host their first disco.

23:00 Tiger - Spy in the Jungle - 1/3, series 1
Using high-definition cameras attached to elephants, David Attenborough follows the day-to-day lives of four tiger cubs in India's Pench National Park. The two males and two females grow rapidly and by 14 weeks can eat the equivalent of 20 steaks between them, but remain vulnerable to rogue male tigers and their arch-rivals - leopards.

00:00 Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest Places - Islands
Presenter and Welsh poet Ifor ap Glyn explores why some islands are believed to be holy retreats, learning it isn't just their natural beauty that has attracted pilgrims over the years. He travels from the Lake District to view the Mappa Mundi in Hereford Cathedral and then to Llanndwyn off Anglesey and Lindisfarne in Northumberland, before stopping at the Western Isles, where he explores a Buddhist monastery. Finally, he ends his journey on Bardsey, known as the Island of 20,000 Saints.

00:30 Materials - Plastic: How It Works
Mark Miodownik charts the story of mankind's understanding of plastic and its properties, and the ways this knowledge contributed to the development of civilisation. He explores how it brought luxury to the masses, and looks back at some failed inventions, including plastic billiard balls and Bakelite. He also examines the properties that have made plastic such a popular resource, and reveals what the future holds for the material.

01:30 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain - Making Connections
Architectural investigator Dr Olivia Horsfall Turner looks at two of the most radical civil engineering projects proposed in the last century and explores how international politics and vested interests derailed plans to better connect the country to Europe. She discusses the idea to cut Scotland in half during the early 1900s to create a warship canal, and the many attempts to construct the Channel Tunnel.

02:30 Close

Channel 4

06:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things - Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall demonstrates recipes using mussels, leeks and cider.

06:10 According to Jim - The Yoga Bear
Jim is intrigued when Cheryl raves about how great her yoga teacher is, and everyone is surprised when he decides to take private classes of his own. Sitcom, starring James Belushi.

06:35 Will & Grace - The Blonde Leading the Blind
Will goads Grace into seeing his therapist, but is stricken with pangs of jealousy when he learns the two women have formed a close friendship. Meanwhile, Karen acquires a pair of glasses and begins to see everything more clearly - including Jack's many flaws. Sharon Stone guest stars.

07:05 Swimming - IPC Swimming World Championships 2013: Day Seven
Highlights from the final day of the International Paralympic Committee event at the Parc Jean Drapeau Aquatic Complex in Montreal, Canada. With analysis from Giles Long and poolside reports from Rachael Latham.

08:00 Frasier - Travels with Martin
The Cranes set off on a road trip in a motor home, but Martin complicates matters by inadvertently driving into Canada - which means they have to try to sneak Daphne back across the border due to the terms of her American visa. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, John Mahoney and Jane Leeves.

08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Ray's Journal
Ray reacts angrily to the discovery that Marie has read the diary he kept as a teenager.

09:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Toast Derivation
Sheldon decides to make a new set of friends as he is depressed that the group's social world revolves around Leonard rather than himself. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette try to persuade Penny to go on a date. Comedy, guest starring LeVar Burton (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

09:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Prestidigitation Approximation
Leonard faces the difficult decision of choosing between his relationship with Priya and his friendship with Penny, while Sheldon is irritated by a magic trick of Howard's. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons.

10:00 Hollywood Me - 1/3, series 2
Interior designer to the stars Martyn Lawrence Bullard sends unsuspecting Britons to Los Angeles for a surprise makeover, while secretly giving their homes the Hollywood treatment. Policewoman Georgie Crittenden is taken to Beverly Hills' most exclusive boutiques by LaToya Jackson, before trying some weird and wonderful beauty treatments. Meanwhile, the team transforms her Yeovil home into a Venetian-style Hollywood palace.

11:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.

11:05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Buxton, Derbyshire v Valencia, Spain
A couple disagree over where to spend their retirement, with husband Michael hoping to set up home in Derbyshire, where he will be able to indulge his passion for the British countryside. Conversely, his wife Susan would like to spend her time relaxing by a pool in the Spanish sun, and it is left up to Laura Hamilton and Jasmine Harman to help them decide where to spend their £180,000 budget.

12:05 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 23/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver prepares a selection of dishes including fettuccine, smoked trout, asparagus and peas, black bean beef burgers, noodles and pickle salad.

12:35 Bullwhip Film (1958)
A cowboy about to be hanged for a murder he did not commit is saved by a female fur trader who offers him a deal - she will arrange his freedom if he marries her, insuring an inheritance, and agrees never to see her again. However, once he is free, that part of the deal proves harder than expected. Western, loosely based on Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew, starring Guy Madison, Rhonda Fleming, James Griffith and Don Beddoe.

14:10 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game in Dictionary Corner.

15:00 Deal or No Deal
Contestants try to outwit the anonymous banker and guess the contents of mystery boxes to win a big-money prize of up to £250,000

16:00 Come Dine with Me
Garage manager Stephanie Morgan Thomas competes against TV cameraman Luke England, telesales employee Ed Curnow and charity worker Helen Foley as the dinner party challenge heads to Swansea. The week features Welsh dragon cocktails, an uncooperative barbecue and a Pavlova that nearly becomes a fire hazard.

17:00 The Simpsons - Old Yeller Belly
Santa's Little Helper is thrown out of the house for failing to save Homer from a fire - but goes on to earn a fortune as the new Duff Beer mascot, making him the subject of a bitter ownership battle.

17:30 Hollyoaks - 3671
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:55 4thought.tv
In the first of a week of programmes focusing on adoption, Chris Fretwell talks about struggling with his identity as a black child growing up in a white family.

19:00 Ade Adepitan: Journey of My Lifetime
The Paralympian and TV presenter returns to his birthplace of Nigeria, where he contracted polio as a baby, to find out why the country remains one of very few locations on Earth where children are still being infected with the virus. As Ade travels from the commercial centre of Lagos in the south to the dangerous north, he sees how medical workers are risking their lives in an attempt to complete one of the most ambitious health campaigns in history.

20:00 Benefits Britain 1949 - 2/3, series 1
Three benefits claimants give up their entitlement to council housing and agree to be reassessed and rehoused according to the rules of 1949. Single mum Nichola discovers she and her two daughters do not qualify for accommodation because she's unmarried, while Patson, who fled Zimbabwe in 2002, is allocated a job on a farm and given a voucher for a migrant workers hostel. However, institutional racism was rife during the Forties and he's turned away at the door. Elsewhere, untidy couple Matt and Heidi are taken to a rehabilitation house and taught how to cook and clean.

21:00 Ramsay's Hotel Hell - 2/6, series 1
Gordon Ramsay visits the allegedly haunted Cambridge Hotel in New York, run by former military man John Imhof and his wife Tina. John runs the business like a dictatorship - an approach that is upsetting staff and sending guests straight for the exits. Will the chef be able to use his experience in the restaurant business to save this struggling establishment from disaster?

22:00 Random Acts
Major Lazer's Jessica, set against a video directed and produced by east London schoolchildren.

22:05 How to Get a Council House - 3/3, series 1
The work of Tower Hamlets' homeless service, which deals with more than 3,000 people each year claiming to be in urgent need of a new home. From a woman who says she accidentally burned her house down to a mother who claims her son is sleeping in a cupboard, the staff hear a range of stories and it's their job to determine who is telling the truth about their circumstances. Last in the series.

23:05 You're Killing My Son: The Mum Who Went on the Run
Cutting Edge documentary about a couple who found themselves at odds over the treatment of their seven-year-old son's brain tumour. Sally Roberts ran away with Neon in December 2012 to spare him further radiotherapy, while her estranged husband Ben felt the boy was progressing well and he supported the doctors' strategy. The film, by Sarah Burkeman, a friend of the family, includes Ben talking at length publicly for the first time about his experiences, and follows New Zealander Sally as she seeks out alternative options for her son.

00:00 Misfits - 3/8, series 4
Rudy and his downbeat doppelganger are forced to unite as they confront a long-forgotten face from their shared past. Curtis finds a mysterious trainee probation worker attractive, Jess takes a shine to a barman - and Finn sees his stepmother in a new light. Comedy drama, starring Joseph Gilgun.

01:00 Elegy Film (2008)
Premiere. Literature professor David Kepesh has never been able to commit to a relationship in his life. When he becomes attracted to a much younger student in his class, a relationship quickly develops and he is forced to rethink his attitude to life as his age starts to dominate his thoughts. He is also forced to consider his distant relationship with his son. Drama, starring Penelope Cruz, Ben Kingsley, Dennis Hopper and Patricia Clarkson.

02:50 Nashville - We Live in Two Different Worlds
Gunnar and Scarlett are thrilled to get a music publishing deal. Juliette tries to improve her tarnished image by giving a television interview, but her performance only makes matters worse. Meanwhile, Rayna agrees to sing at Teddy's campaign fundraiser at the country club. American musical drama, starring Sam Palladio, Hayden Panettiere and Connie Britton.

03:35 Three in a Bed - 4/10, series 2
The competition begins at the five-star Winterbourne Country House on the Isle of Wight, where the guests are shocked by the high prices. The group then heads to the two-bedroom Artist's House in Fowey, Cornwall, where risque humour proves too much for some, before an aspiring comedian and his wife host the final stay at the Raincliffe Hotel in Scarborough, North Yorkshire.

04:30 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard
The patissier demonstrates recipes and welcomes guests to his home to offer constructive criticism on their baked creations.

04:55 SuperScrimpers
Highlights from the series providing cash-saving tips, presented by financial expert Mrs Moneypenny.

05:10 The Hoobs - Chocolate!
The pals run out of chocolate and put their heads together to work out how they can get some more.

05:35 The Hoobs - Dangerous
Iver prepares for an expedition with a group of Tiddlypeeps and has to decide what equipment he will need.

Channel 5

06:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Gaston Goes to School
Gaston is sent to pet school, where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape.

06:20 The Mr Men Show - Restaurants
Mr Bump tries to wash the dishes, while Mr Scatterbrain serves a meal for Mr Grumpy.

06:35 Thomas & Friends - Ol' Wheezy Wobbles
Ol' Wheezy breaks down, so Thomas tries to help fix him.

06:45 Noddy in Toyland - A Test for Gobbo
Gobbo is instructed by Sly to spoil everybody's fun in Toy Town, but starts having a nice time with Bumpy and Noddy.

07:00 Fifi and the Flowertots - Come and Play Slugsy
Stingo sends Slugsy to steal Fifi's jelly.

07:15 Peppa Pig - The New House
The piglet and George visit the home Mr Bull is building to find out who their new neighbours will be.

07:20 Peppa Pig - Windy Castle
Peppa spends the day at Windy Castle, where Daddy Pig gets lost - and very annoyed.

07:25 Peppa Pig - Basketball
Daddy teaches the children how to play basketball and they become so good at it that they decide to compete against another team.

07:30 Milkshake! Monkey - Launderette
A visit to the launderette leads to an adventure involving lots of soapsuds.

07:35 Roary the Racing Car - Musical Mayhem
Hellie breaks down and is unable to take Mr Carburettor to the opera.

07:50 Bananas in Pyjamas - Rat the Clown
Rat decides he wants to join clown school and travel the world, but the Bananas do not want their friend to leave, so they try to make his dream come true in Cuddlestown.

08:00 Tickety Toc - Race Time
Hopparoo races everyone in town, Tommy tries to train his sister to be silly, and Tallulah pulls off an amazing success.

08:15 The Wright Stuff
Journalist and broadcaster Matthew Wright is joined by a panel of guests and the studio audience to debate the issues of the day.

10:10 Cowboy Builders - Bath
Melinda Messenger and Dominic Littlewood come to the aid of Jenni Rossi, a 46-year-old single mother in Bath, who paid out £26,000 for a kitchen extension, only for the builder to leave before it was finished. The standard of work was so poor that the site was condemned by inspectors, and while Melinda takes charge of overhauling the room, Dominic tries to track down the contractor.

11:10 5 News Lunchtime
The day's headlines from around the world.

11:15 Big Brother - 67/68, series 14
The last daily round-up of highlights before the final. The few remaining housemates have survived almost 10 weeks at Big Brother's pleasure. Now all they can do is sit back and wait - and maybe squabble a little more - as they focus their eyes on the main prize.

12:15 Animal A&E - Ballinasloe Horse Fair
Andrea Hayes visits Ballinasloe Horse Fair in Co Galway, and Shane Guerin treats a Tibetan terrier with a chronic knee problem at Gilabbey Veterinary Hospital in Cork. Plus, Pete Wedderburn heads to Kitten Cottage in Co Meath where he learns about the trap, neuter and release scheme which aims to keep the number of feral cats under control.

12:45 Neighbours - 6691
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

13:15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - Nesting Dolls
Two bodies are found buried under tar at a construction site, one of which is identified as a mail-order bride who went missing. The team tracks down her husband, who had previously been arrested for beating her up and had not reported her disappearance. Meanwhile, Grissom presses Sara to reveal a secret from her past.

14:15 The Perfect Assistant Film (2008)
A woman becomes obsessively infatuated with her boss, but does not act on her desires. However, when his wife becomes seriously ill, she sees an opportunity to murder her, so the object of her affection will be available. Thriller, starring Josie Davis, Chris Potter and Sophie Gendron. Edited for language.

16:00 5 News at 5
The day's headlines from around the world.

16:30 Neighbours - 6691
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

17:00 Animal A&E - Ballinasloe Horse Fair
Andrea Hayes visits Ballinasloe Horse Fair in Co Galway, and Shane Guerin treats a Tibetan terrier with a chronic knee problem at Gilabbey Veterinary Hospital in Cork. Plus, Pete Wedderburn heads to Kitten Cottage in Co Meath where he learns about the trap, neuter and release scheme which aims to keep the number of feral cats under control.

18:00 Police Interceptors - 17/18, series 4
Officers track two mobile-phone thieves with the help of GPS technology, while PC Jason searches for a hit-and-run driver after being called to a convenience store. An uninsured driver tries to avoid paying a fine, and Sergeant Aidy deals with one of the nicest prisoners he has ever met.

19:00 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt - 3/3, series 1
Andrew Craig and his team work furiously to salvage silver bullion from the SS Gairsoppa before bad weather forces them to return to port. At the same time, marine archaeologist Neil Dobson and another crew set out on the RV Explorer to the wreck site of HMS Victory, a Royal Navy ship that sank in 1744 and is believed to have been carrying gold coins worth £600million. Last in the series.

20:00 Big Brother - Big Brother: The Final
After nine-and-a-half weeks of secrets and lies, which saw actors posing as housemates, suspicious ex-coppers, fake evictions, nomination surprises, safe houses that were anything but, endless conflicts and some of the best challenges seen on the show in recent years, Emma Willis whittles down the remaining contestants one by one, leading them quickly through the best and worst of their time on Big Brother, and leaving only the public's favourite left in the house later tonight. Before all that, there'll no doubt also be a roll-call of all the evictees from the current series and a speedy look back at what the hopefuls got up to yesterday. Continues after Under the Dome.

21:00 Under the Dome - Pilot
A mysterious force field descends upon the small town of Chester's Mill in Maine, trapping the residents and leaving them cut off from the rest of the world. They struggle to survive as resources rapidly dwindle and panic quickly escalates, and also search for answers about where the barrier came from and whether it will ever go away. Sci-fi drama based on Stephen King's novel, starring Mike Vogel, Rachelle Lefevre and Dean Norris.

21:55 Big Brother - Big Brother: The Final
Emma Willis announces the results of the public vote and interviews the winner of Big Brother 2013 about his or her experience on the show, finding out what the past nine-and-a-half weeks have been like and how it feels to be back in the outside world. The normal BB may now be over for another year, but the good news for fans is that Celebrity Big Brother is starting again on Thursday. Last in the series.

22:30 Big Brother's Bit on the Side - 58/58, series 3
Rylan Clark and AJ Odudu talk to the winner and runner-up about the highs and lows of their time in the Big Brother house, and Emma Willis drops in to give her thoughts on the final, plus this year's series as a whole. Last in the series.

23:30 Botched Up Bodies - 1/2, series 1
The first of a two-part documentary focusing on plastic surgeons at the Chelsea and Westminster Hospital in London as they work to rectify the results of people's disastrous cosmetic procedures. Among those featured are a 39-year-old cleaner from Essex whose operation to make her breasts smaller left her with open wounds when her tissue started to rot, and a 37-year-old student from the Middle East who regretted having permanent filler injected into her face after a series of infections left her skin lumpy and distorted. Also receiving treatment is 40-year-old support worker Dawn from Co Durham, who was left with an unsightly swelling after gastric-band surgery and a tummy tuck.

00:20 SuperCasino
Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:55 Great Artists - Velazquez (1599-1640)
the life and work of ground-breaking artist Diego de Silva y Velazquez, whose paintings provide an insight into the development of the Spanish monarchy in the 17th century - and the decline of the most powerful royal court in Europe.

03:25 Divine Designs - Paradise Regained
Cambridge academic Paul Binski continues his fact-finding journey through the history of religious art, visiting St Giles in Cheadle, Staffordshire, and the Free Church in Glasgow to see how Augustus Pugin and Alexander 'Greek' Thomson, two notable Victorian architects, rejected the prevailing industrialism of their era and drew inspiration from the grandeur of the past.

03:50 House Doctor - Maidstone
Property expert Ann Maurice visits Kent to offer advice to a Maidstone homeowner looking to relocate after his girlfriend moved out and took most of the furniture with her.

04:10 Wildlife SOS - 4/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

04:35 Wildlife SOS - 5/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

05:00 Bananas in Pyjamas - The Billy Cart Race
Topsy joins the bananas' team for a high-speed go-kart race. Animation, with the voices of Dick and Dom.

05:10 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Cloud Shepherd
The friends are amazed to find fluffy white shapes all over Nutwood.

05:20 Fireman Sam - Jupiter on the Loose
Norman spends a day at the station and decides to prove that he can drive a fire engine.

05:35 The WotWots - Nibble Notty
Something strange happens to the pictures Spottywot left outside while he enjoyed a loopy-fruity breakfast, so he and Dottywot go in search of the culprit. Narrated by Nicholas Parsons.

05:45 Peppa Pig - The Power Cut
A power cut leaves Peppa's house in darkness.

05:50 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures - Inventing the Wheel
The duo build a dinosaur house, and invent a few things along the way.

05:55 Little Princess - I Want My Robin
The youngster goes bird-watching, but the wild creatures are difficult to see as they keep flying off.

Comedy Central

07:00 Scrubs - My Cookie Pants
Elliot and JD encounter problems in their new relationship, and Dr Cox considers taking the Chief of Medicine position. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

07:30 Friends - The One with Unagi
Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox.

08:00 Friends - The One Where Ross Dates a Student
A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student.

08:30 Rules of Engagement - Ghost Story
Audrey and Jeff argue when he confesses he does not believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost, while Russell tries to talk Timmy out of his arranged marriage. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - She'll Still Be Dead at Half-time
Charlie lands himself in a difficult situation when he has to hurry a date out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at his place. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - The Ocu or the Pado
Charlie reveals his true feelings to Chelsea and is shocked by her unexpected response. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor.

10:00 Friends - The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful.

10:30 Friends - The One with Unagi
Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox.

11:00 Friends - The One Where Ross Dates a Student
A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student.

11:30 Rules of Engagement - Ghost Story
Audrey and Jeff argue when he confesses he does not believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost, while Russell tries to talk Timmy out of his arranged marriage. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

12:00 Two and a Half Men - A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown when he and Zoey split up, taking his anger out on Alan, Robin and business partner Billy, before using a dog he finds on the beach to get even with his ex-girlfriend at Ava's birthday party. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to take their relationship to another level by allowing Walden to become involved in their more intimate moments. But the plan goes awry when Walden realises he is still in love with Zoey. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher.

13:00 Friends - The One with Unagi
Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox.

13:30 Friends - The One Where Ross Dates a Student
A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - Ghost Story
Audrey and Jeff argue when he confesses he does not believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost, while Russell tries to talk Timmy out of his arranged marriage. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown when he and Zoey split up, taking his anger out on Alan, Robin and business partner Billy, before using a dog he finds on the beach to get even with his ex-girlfriend at Ava's birthday party. Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to take their relationship to another level by allowing Walden to become involved in their more intimate moments. But the plan goes awry when Walden realises he is still in love with Zoey. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher.

15:30 Friends - The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple.

16:00 Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town.

16:30 Friends - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child.

17:00 Two and a Half Men - She'll Still Be Dead at Half-time
Charlie lands himself in a difficult situation when he has to hurry a date out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at his place. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - The Ocu or the Pado
Charlie reveals his true feelings to Chelsea and is shocked by her unexpected response. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor.

18:00 Rules of Engagement - Ghost Story
Audrey and Jeff argue when he confesses he does not believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost, while Russell tries to talk Timmy out of his arranged marriage. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

18:30 Friends - The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple.

19:00 Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town.

19:30 Friends - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child.

20:00 Anger Management - Charlie and the Hot Nerd
Charlie receives a visit from his new date's jealous ex-boyfriend, while Lacey's first sales call in her new job does not quite go to plan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen.

20:30 Whitney - Lost in Transition
The photographer finds it difficult to hold back her excitement when she gets the opportunity to reconnect with her half-sister Danielle, who has some important news. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

21:00 The Last Kiss Film (2006)
A 30-year-old husband and expectant father begins to grow uncomfortable with the predictable course his life is taking and allows himself to be tempted by a younger woman. When he turns to his friends for advice, he discovers they are each going through their own personal crises. Comedy drama, starring Zach Braff, Jacinda Barrettt, Tom Wilkinson, Blythe Danner and Rachel Bilson.

23:15 Anger Management - Charlie and the Hot Nerd
Charlie receives a visit from his new date's jealous ex-boyfriend, while Lacey's first sales call in her new job does not quite go to plan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen.

23:45 Whitney - Lost in Transition
The photographer finds it difficult to hold back her excitement when she gets the opportunity to reconnect with her half-sister Danielle, who has some important news. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

00:15 South Park - Fishsticks
Cartman and Jimmy invent the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline.

00:45 South Park - Pinewood Derby
After Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race, and an alien gangster's visit to South Park proves financially beneficial for the residents.

01:10 Anger Management - Charlie Dates a Teacher
Charlie begins a relationship with one of Sam's teachers. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair.

01:35 Friends - The One with Unagi
Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox.

01:55 The King of Queens - Noel Cowards
The car breaks down, but Carrie and Doug cannot afford to buy a new one - until Arthur steps in. Comedy, starring Kevin James.

02:20 The King of Queens - Fixer Upper
Carrie discovers how lonely Spence is, so she arranges a blind date with one of her colleagues - and he promptly falls in love. Comedy, starring Kevin James.

02:45 Frasier - Bristle While You Work
In the first of a three-part story, Frasier struggles to replace Daphne and ends up hiring a woman who proves to be completely unsuitable. Meanwhile, Niles experiences an amazing chain of events, including winning the same competition twice and having his car struck by lightning.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - Golf for It
Robert and Ray sneak off to play golf instead of helping Marie with her latest project - but end up coming to blows over their responsibilities to their parents.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - Not So Fast
Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Lateness
Ray refuses to take Debra to an awards ceremony, tired of her constant lateness, while Frank and Robert get into their own heated debate about the importance of punctuality. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.

08:30 Scrubs - My Absence
JD goes on a short holiday, and his only connection to the hospital is Elliot's mobile phone. Meanwhile, Turk does not get the reaction he was hoping for when he spreads the news of his and Carla's second baby, and intern Sunny struggles to keep a coma patient alive. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

09:00 Scrubs - My Nah Nah Nah
JD is concerned that Turk is offering false hope to a patient when he carries out an experimental procedure rather than telling him he will never walk again. Meanwhile, the Janitor and Dr Cox face relationship problems that cause Elliot to intervene. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

09:30 Scrubs - Their Story II
The new interns tell the story of how JD won the respect of the staff by standing up to the Chief of Medicine - much to Turk's chagrin. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison, John C McGinley and Sarah Chalke.

10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Security
Robert contemplates leaving the police force to take up a job selling security systems, but the proposal receives a mixed reaction, leading to tense celebrations at his birthday party. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Patricia Heaton.

10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Ingrate
Ray is delighted to be awarded an honorary doctorate, but hurts Debra's feelings by thanking everyone except her in his acceptance speech. He claims it was an accident, though she takes the opportunity to remind him of past snubs that were obviously deliberate.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

11:30 Two and a Half Men - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship.

12:00 Punk'd - 4/8, series 2
Ashanti has a rollercoaster ride in the karaoke tour bus from hell, and Omarion from B2K makes every father's nightmare come true.

12:30 The King of Queens - Better Camera
Doug buys Carrie a camera, but her boss presents her with a more expensive one. To make matters worse, she gives the cheaper model to Kelly - showing up Deacon in the process. Lou Ferrigno and Ricki Lake guest star.

13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Security
Robert contemplates leaving the police force to take up a job selling security systems, but the proposal receives a mixed reaction, leading to tense celebrations at his birthday party. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Patricia Heaton.

13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Ingrate
Ray is delighted to be awarded an honorary doctorate, but hurts Debra's feelings by thanking everyone except her in his acceptance speech. He claims it was an accident, though she takes the opportunity to remind him of past snubs that were obviously deliberate.

14:00 Scrubs - Pilot
Pilot episode of the medical comedy series set in the chaotic Sacred Heart Hospital, where new intern JD finds he is ill-prepared for the antics of staff and patients. On his first day, his confidence is shattered by the chief of medicine. Starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

14:30 Scrubs - My Mentor
JD asks his mentor for help with a difficult patient, but is disappointed at his casual attitude. Elliot makes enemies among the nursing staff, and Turk gets a date with Carla.

15:00 The King of Queens - Wedding Presence
Doug and Carrie are invited to a wedding, but have second thoughts about going when they discover how long the journey to the venue will be. Arthur asks Spence to help him with his new money-making scheme.

15:30 The King of Queens - Hi-Def Jam
Doug hatches a plan to watch a forthcoming Super Bowl game on the high-definition television owned by Carrie's boss. Lou Ferrigno and Ricki Lake guest star.

16:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Security
Robert contemplates leaving the police force to take up a job selling security systems, but the proposal receives a mixed reaction, leading to tense celebrations at his birthday party. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Patricia Heaton.

16:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Ingrate
Ray is delighted to be awarded an honorary doctorate, but hurts Debra's feelings by thanking everyone except her in his acceptance speech. He claims it was an accident, though she takes the opportunity to remind him of past snubs that were obviously deliberate.

17:00 Scrubs - My Best Friend's Mistake
Elliot confronts Dr Kelso and tells him to stop calling her sweetheart, while JD feels neglected by Turk, who has been spending a lot of time with Carla - and considers getting even by reporting him for professional incompetence.

17:30 Scrubs - My Old Lady
An elderly woman teaches JD a valuable lesson, Elliot has a reconciliation with Carla, and Turk tries to break bad news to a hernia patient. Comedy, guest starring Kathryn Joosten

18:00 Punk'd - 4/8, series 2
Ashanti has a rollercoaster ride in the karaoke tour bus from hell, and Omarion from B2K makes every father's nightmare come true.

18:30 Sex and the City - Drama Queens
Charlotte falls into the arms of an eligible doctor, while Miranda experiences domesticity. Meanwhile, Carrie's doubts about her relationship with Aidan are increased after an encounter with Big, and Samantha experiments with Viagra.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan is excited by the prospect of having only one last alimony payment to make, so Charlie accompanies him on the trip where he meets Herb's sister Myra and they bond over their mutual dislike of Judith. Starring Charlie Sheen.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, but expects trouble when Charlie's romance with Myra continues to blossom. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer.

20:00 South Park - Mecha Streisand
The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster capable of destroying the world.

20:30 South Park - Spontaneous Combustion
An epidemic of spontaneous combustion strikes, so Mr Marsh is assigned the task of discovering the cause. It seems gas retention could be to blame.

21:00 South Park - The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kyle's parents refuse to let him see a controversial rock band in concert, so he decides to get his own back by accusing them of child abuse.

21:30 South Park - Pee
Disaster strikes when a trip to a waterpark results in a race for survival.

22:00 Jackass - 2/8, series 2
More crazy stunts and wind-ups as Ryan Dunn mounts his BMX to pay homage to Evel Knievel and Johnny Knoxville attempts to artificially inseminate a cow.

22:30 The Daily Show Global Edition
Jon Stewart and his team take a satirical sideswipe at news and current affairs from around the world and interview celebrities in front of a studio audience in New York.

23:00 Sex and the City - Drama Queens
Charlotte falls into the arms of an eligible doctor, while Miranda experiences domesticity. Meanwhile, Carrie's doubts about her relationship with Aidan are increased after an encounter with Big, and Samantha experiments with Viagra.

23:35 Sex and the City - The Big Time
Charlotte begins to wonder if Trey is the love of her life, and Samantha fears she is going through the menopause. Carrie has more surprise run-ins with Big, and Steve does his best to persuade Miranda to have a baby.

00:15 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Mick Ferry considers the merits of Newcastle, Charlie Baker discusses putting on weight, Jason John Whitehead talks about racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent muses about road rage.

00:45 The Office: An American Workplace - New Boss
Michael plans to celebrate his 15th anniversary at Dunder Mifflin with a party, but the new vice president interferes, and Jim's most recent practical joke on Dwight backfires.

01:15 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Mick Ferry considers the merits of Newcastle, Charlie Baker discusses putting on weight, Jason John Whitehead talks about racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent muses about road rage.

01:45 The Office: An American Workplace - New Boss
Michael plans to celebrate his 15th anniversary at Dunder Mifflin with a party, but the new vice president interferes, and Jim's most recent practical joke on Dwight backfires.

02:10 South Park - Mecha Streisand
The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster capable of destroying the world.

02:35 South Park - Spontaneous Combustion
An epidemic of spontaneous combustion strikes, so Mr Marsh is assigned the task of discovering the cause. It seems gas retention could be to blame.

02:55 South Park - The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kyle's parents refuse to let him see a controversial rock band in concert, so he decides to get his own back by accusing them of child abuse.

03:20 MASH - Bug Out - Part Two
Part two of two. The Chinese close in, leaving Hawkeye, BJ and Hot Lips with a badly injured patient. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda, Gary Burgh and Loretta Swit.

03:45 MASH - Margaret's Engagement
Hot Lips returns from Tokyo to announce her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Penobscott, leaving Frank Burns to vent his fury on a Korean family he arrests as spies. Korean War comedy, starring Loretta Swit and Larry Linville.

04:10 Frasier - Liar! Liar!
A childhood prank returns to haunt Frasier, who suffers pangs of guilt at the thought that he may have inadvertently caused the victim to embark on a life of crime. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

04:35 Frasier - Three Days of the Condo
The apartment block board's president denies Frasier's request to attach a knocker to his front door, leaving the shrink determined to fight his neighbours' tyranny. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:05 Ugly Betty - Fey's Sleigh Ride
Afraid they might have unwittingly leaked vital information to a rival magazine, Marc, Amanda and Betty forge an uneasy alliance to ensure their guilty secret stays under wraps. Meanwhile, Daniel and Wilhelmina are forced to work together as a major deadline looms.

06:50 Made in Chelsea - 5/8, series 1
The cracks in his relationship with Funda lead Spencer to make a heartbreaking decision after a surprise trip to Cannes for Caggie's birthday. Meanwhile, Ollie finds an unlikely ally in Fred as he moves on from his break-up with Gabriella, and Francis's interference in Hugo, Rosie and Millie's love triangle threatens to complicate matters further.

07:50 Scrubs - My Sacrificial Clam
JD accidentally scratches himself with a used syringe and fears he may catch hepatitis B, prompting him to avoid his most vulnerable patients.

08:15 Rules of Engagement - Shy Dial
Jeff and Audrey accept they are not always interested in the same things. Meanwhile, Russell continues his efforts to save his marriage - but Liz appears to be in hot pursuit of Timmy, leading to a final showdown between the couple. Elsewhere, Adam befriends a salesman.

08:45 90210 - Model Behaviour
Debbie is given the opportunity to photograph a fashion show, so Annie tags along as part of her class assignment - only to bump into a film producer who remembers her from Spring Awakening and suggests she attend an audition. Adrianna is confronted by some friends, forcing her to deny she has a drug problem.

09:40 Ugly Betty - Fey's Sleigh Ride
Afraid they might have unwittingly leaked vital information to a rival magazine, Marc, Amanda and Betty forge an uneasy alliance to ensure their guilty secret stays under wraps. Meanwhile, Daniel and Wilhelmina are forced to work together as a major deadline looms.

10:35 Charmed - Once in a Blue Moon
The Elders grow suspicious of Leo and assign the girls a new Whitelighter - just as a blue moon causes havoc in the occult world. Paige is warned of a powerful new threat by Agent Brody and Leslie's planned departure prompts him and Phoebe to reveal their feelings for each nother. Supernatural drama, guest starring Nick Lachey.

11:35 Hollyoaks - 3670
John Paul discovers the truth about baby Matthew's paternity, Holly offers a helping hand to an old flame and Tilly makes a bold decision about her educational future. The Osbornes try to understand what drove Nancy to take such desperate action - but Sienna remains stubbornly silent about her role in the incident.

12:05 How I Met Your Mother - The Rebound Girl
Ted and Barney decide to adopt a child together when they become fed up with women during Thanksgiving. However, they soon spiral into couple-like behaviour and have an argument. Elsewhere, Marshall and Lily agree to move to the suburbs.

12:35 How I Met Your Mother - The Burning Beekeeper
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party but things get off to a bad start when Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss, Barney chats up a crazy divorcee, and Mickey's basement honey business gets out of control. Comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan.

13:00 Scrubs - My Sacrificial Clam
JD accidentally scratches himself with a used syringe and fears he may catch hepatitis B, prompting him to avoid his most vulnerable patients.

13:30 Scrubs - My Occurrence
Part one of two. Jordan's brother Ben is admitted to the hospital suffering from a minor injury, but JD later faces the difficult task of telling him he also has leukaemia. Meanwhile, Elliot mistakenly tells a patient she is pregnant. Guest starring Brendan Fraser.

14:00 Charmed - Once in a Blue Moon
The Elders grow suspicious of Leo and assign the girls a new Whitelighter - just as a blue moon causes havoc in the occult world. Paige is warned of a powerful new threat by Agent Brody and Leslie's planned departure prompts him and Phoebe to reveal their feelings for each nother. Supernatural drama, guest starring Nick Lachey.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - Shy Dial
Jeff and Audrey accept they are not always interested in the same things. Meanwhile, Russell continues his efforts to save his marriage - but Liz appears to be in hot pursuit of Timmy, leading to a final showdown between the couple. Elsewhere, Adam befriends a salesman.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - Cheating
Jeff tries his best to dodge Audrey's new healthy-food regimen. Russell begins hanging around with a new intern, leaving Timmy behind, but soon begins to struggle to keep up with his new friend. Elsewhere, Adam loses interest when Jen's morning work-out class means they have to go to bed early every night.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - The Rebound Girl
Ted and Barney decide to adopt a child together when they become fed up with women during Thanksgiving. However, they soon spiral into couple-like behaviour and have an argument. Elsewhere, Marshall and Lily agree to move to the suburbs.

16:25 How I Met Your Mother - The Burning Beekeeper
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party but things get off to a bad start when Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss, Barney chats up a crazy divorcee, and Mickey's basement honey business gets out of control. Comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Sheldon is given the chance to square off against the one actor from the Star Trek franchise he holds a grudge against - Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up on a date with one of her friends. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Cornhusker Vortex
Leonard worries his lack of American football knowledge is alienating him from Penny and her friends. However, he finds an unlikely sporting tutor in the form of Sheldon, who reluctantly spent most of his childhood attending games with his father. Meanwhile, Raj is infuriated when Howard abandons him to pursue a girl at a kite-fighting contest.

18:00 Hollyoaks - 3672
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - The Goat
Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact never to mention it to anyone. However, Robin feels guilty and tells Ted, ruining his 30th birthday celebrations and leading him to tell the serial womaniser they can no longer be friends. Meanwhile, Lily rescues a goat.

19:00 New Girl - First Date
Nick takes Jess out for dinner, but the duo have different opinions over whether their outing constitutes a date. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Winston share their concerns about how the dynamic of the group might change if their two flatmates become an item. Comedy, guest starring Dermot Mulroney.

19:30 The Mindy Project - Santa Fe
Mindy and her colleagues head to Santa Fe for a medical conference, when her ex-boyfriend Josh gets back in touch and reveals the real reason he moved to New Mexico. Meanwhile, Jeremy's important presentation does not go as planned and Danny is shocked when someone from his past pays him a visit. Comedy, guest starring Chloe Sevigny.

20:00 90210 - We're Not Not in Kansas Any More
Annie experiences an alternate reality and sees what it could have been like if she had stayed in Kansas instead of moving to Beverly Hills. She is engaged to her high school boyfriend, Dixon is a successful hip-hop star and Naomi is a real estate agent.

21:00 jackass number two Film (2006)
Another batch of outrageous stunts is lined up by the death-defying friends, who get chased by bulls, used as human shark bait, have leeches attached to their eyes and ride a giant rocket. Comedy sequel, starring Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius and Ryan Dunn.

23:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Sheldon is given the chance to square off against the one actor from the Star Trek franchise he holds a grudge against - Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up on a date with one of her friends. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons.

23:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Cornhusker Vortex
Leonard worries his lack of American football knowledge is alienating him from Penny and her friends. However, he finds an unlikely sporting tutor in the form of Sheldon, who reluctantly spent most of his childhood attending games with his father. Meanwhile, Raj is infuriated when Howard abandons him to pursue a girl at a kite-fighting contest.

00:00 Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 - The Scarlet Neighbour
The girls attend their first tenants' meeting but Chloe ends up making a scene, leaving the other residents scandalised and planning to banish them. While June becomes determined to clean up her roommate's act by getting her to settle down, James tries to sabotage her plan, and Mark celebrates his newly single status by throwing a brunch party.

00:30 Suburgatory - The Wishbone
Tessa heads to New York City to spend Thanksgiving with her grandmother so she can meet her mother Alex (Malin Akerman). Meanwhile, Dallas keeps George occupied by putting him in charge of making dinner and Malik has an embarrassing encounter with Sheila at the Shay family's celebrations.

00:55 Happy Endings - Ordinary Extraordinary Love
Penny alerts the paparazzi when pop star Winnie McCray buys a dress from Alex's shop, but the girls discover not all publicity is good. Jane and Derrick take a tour of Chicago's gay scene, while Brad and Dave try to prove their masculinity by carrying out household repairs.

01:20 Beaver Falls - 5/6, series 2
A publicity-seeking prophet declares the end of the world is nigh, and the counsellors take great pleasure in watching the Beaver Falls campers descend into childish panic. However, as Flynn and PJ's relationship undergoes drastic changes, and two years of sexual tension between A-Rab and Rachael reach boiling point, the apocalyptic visions prove to be unexpectedly apt. Comedy drama, starring Samuel Robertson and Scarlett Alice Johnson.

02:15 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut - 6/10, series 15
An extended edition of the show, in which captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp. The teams answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. Jimmy Carr hosts.

02:55 The Cleveland Show - March Dadness
Cleveland feels hurt when his dad, Freight Train, seems to ignore him in favour of spending time with Junior. When he learns the reason why, he decides to search for a new father figure - leading to a tense showdown at a golf tournament. Meanwhile, Rallo purchases a new sports car.

03:15 Made in Chelsea - 5/8, series 1
The cracks in his relationship with Funda lead Spencer to make a heartbreaking decision after a surprise trip to Cannes for Caggie's birthday. Meanwhile, Ollie finds an unlikely ally in Fred as he moves on from his break-up with Gabriella, and Francis's interference in Hugo, Rosie and Millie's love triangle threatens to complicate matters further.

05:00 Switched
Teenage soapbox racer Aubrey, whose parents run a funeral home, swaps lives with Jennifer, an actress who lives independently in Los Angeles. While Aubrey's new experience in LA includes glamorous shopping trips and attending a casting session, her counterpart realises the importance of parental support.

05:20 90210 - Hollywood Forever
Annie and Ethan are paired up for a class project and begin to see each other in a new light, while Silver and Dixon get closer during a party. Harry confronts his past after Tracy tells him she hired a private investigator to search for their son, and Naomi regrets intervening in Adrianna's drug problem.

Film4

10:00 Five Children and It Film (2004)
Five brothers and sisters are sent to live with their uncle in the country during the First World War. Their worries are soon forgotten when they encounter a mysterious creature who offers to grant them one wish each day. Fantasy, adapted from the classic tale by E Nesbit as the voice of the magical creature. Starring Kenneth Branagh, Zoe Wanamaker, Tara FitzGerald and Freddie Highmore.

11:50 Bandslam Film (2009)
A daydreaming teenager starts at a new school, where he finds himself a social outcast. However, his love of music brings him to the attention of a girl putting together a rock group. They recruit a number of fellow misfits and plan to enter the school's battle of the bands competition.

14:00 Campbell's Kingdom Film (1957)
A man who has only six months to live returns to the land his family owns in the Canadian Rockies. He intends to prove his grandfather's frequently derided theory that there is oil to be found there, but he has little time to find it, as the area will be flooded when construction is completed on a nearby dam.

16:05 Anastasia Film (1997)
The lost princess from the executed Russian royal family returns to her St Petersburg home with no memory of her heritage. As she tries to retrace her hidden past, two conmen use her in a cunning money-making scheme, little realising the momentous events their duplicity is about to set in motion. Animated adventure, with the voices of Meg Ryan, John Cusack and Kelsey Grammer.

18:00 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising Film (2007)
A teenager discovers he is the last in a long line of warriors destined to defend the world from dark forces. His duty now is to embark on a perilous journey through time to recover the six parts of a powerful mystical artefact and ensure it is returned to safe hands. Fantasy adventure, starring Alexander Ludwig, Christopher Eccleston and Ian McShane.

20:00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Film (2002)
Frodo and Sam continue their quest to destroy the all-powerful ring, bringing them face to face with the magical artefact's twisted former owner Gollum. Meanwhile, their allies prepare to make a desperate last stand against the vast armies of the corrupted wizard Saruman, who has declared war on a neighbouring kingdom. Part two of Peter Jackson's fantasy adventure trilogy, starring Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Andy Serkis and Christopher Lee.

23:35 Evil Dead II Film (1987)
Hapless Ash takes his girlfriend to a remote cabin in the woods, only for her to be killed and possessed by evil spirits. As a motley group of strangers turns up, they too find themselves under attack from demonic entities, leaving Ash the task of fending off the forces of darkness with his trusty chainsaw. Sam Raimi's comic horror sequel, starring Bruce Campbell and Sarah Berry.

01:15 Primal Film (2010)
Six friends travel into the Outback in search of a legendary prehistoric cave painting, only for one of them to fall prey to an ancient curse and turn into a bloodthirsty monster. As she turns on her friends, those she attacks suffer the same transformation, leaving those who are left searching for a way to break the spell. Australian horror

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ITV Anglia

07:30 Lorraine - 165/260, series 4
Entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip..

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

10:25 ITV News

11:30 Star Treatment - Morrisons
Jane McDonald and her style team visit various workplaces across the country to surprise dedicated staff members - who have been selected by the bosses of their companies - with a makeover and gourmet meal. In the first edition, the Glam Van rolls into Stoke-on-Trent, where five supermarket workers are made to feel like stars for the day.

12:30 ITV News and Weather

12:55 ITV Anglia Weather

12:55 ITV News Anglia

13:00 Storage Hoarders - 6/30, series 2
Aggie MacKenzie meets an elderly lady and tries to persuade her to let go of mementos from her life in the Far East that she has already boxed up. She also helps a woman tackle items of business and pleasure that have been taking up space in her garage for 12 years.

14:00 Secret Dealers - 23/30, series 4
Antiques experts David Ford, Mike Melody and Alison Chapman explore an ex-dealer's 21-room mansion, and a bidding war ensues over a huge Royal Dux figurine. Later in the second home, Christopher Selkirk, Karen Dalmeny and Simon Schneider fight it out for an intricate piece of Japanese carved ivory.

14:59 ITV Anglia Weather

15:00 Midsomer Murders - Picture of Innocence - Part Two
Part two of two. Jones is forced to work with the irritating Martin Spellman to solve the case of the photographer who was murdered shortly after exhibiting a compromising picture of Barnaby. Guest starring Liza Goddard, Adrian Scarborough and Richard Lintern.

16:00 Take on the Twisters - 21/30, series 1
The quiz in which contestants must use a combination of knowledge and strategy to defeat their opponents in the first part of the show to take on eight giant sand timers, where the more they keep in play before time runs out, the greater the jackpot they can win.

17:00 ITV News Anglia

17:30 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Emmerdale - 6635
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

18:30 Coronation Street - 8194
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

19:00 You've Been Framed! - 10/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including a cat that has taken a dislike to DVDs, a mattress that is not as supportive as it should be and fun at the beach.

19:30 Coronation Street - 8195
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

20:00 The People's Medal
Natasha Kaplinsky takes a behind-the-scenes look at the selection process for the royal British Empire Medal - a prize reintroduced for the Queen's Jubilee, celebrating ordinary people who have done remarkable things for their community. Beginning her journey at the Cabinet Office, Natasha is privy to confidential files, and after signing a secrecy agreement, she sets off around the country to meet some of the remarkable nominees and learn more about their outstanding work.

21:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather

21:30 ITV Anglia Weather

21:30 ITV News Anglia

21:35 The Road to Referendum - Road to Referendum
the social, cultural and political changes that have taken place in Scotland between 1945 and the present day - as the country prepares for a vote on independence. With contributions by First Minister Alex Salmond, Prime Minister David Cameron, George Galloway, Tam Dalyell, Malcolm Rifkind, Margo MacDonald, and authors William McIlvanney and Iain Banks.

22:35 Benidorm - 5/8, series 2
Wendy Richard guest stars as Kelly's mother Sylvia, who arrives to sort out Mateo but ends up being accused of messing with Madge's man. The mobility chairs square up as an unseemly slanging match leads to a High Noon-style confrontation by the pool.

23:05 Jackpot247
Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

02:55 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

04:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

05:00 Daybreak - 166/260, series 4
Actress Jennifer Aniston talks about her latest film We're the Millers. Plus, Matt Barbet, Ranvir Singh and Kate Garraway present the usual mix of news and current affairs, as well as health, fashion and lifestyle features.

ITV2

06:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

07:10 You've Been Framed! - 5/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring holiday howlers, a bagpipe-hating dog and a grumpy granny, plus the usual mix of cute kids, below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokers.

07:40 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:35 Up All Night - Another Saturday Night
Reagan and Chris realise it has been a while since their last night out, so they hit the town with Ava and Jerry. Meanwhile, Scott re-enters the dating scene. Comedy, starring Christina Applegate and Will Arnett.

09:00 Up All Night - Ma'am'd
Reagan worries Chris is losing interest in her, but a visit to the dentist gives her a much needed confidence boost. Meanwhile, Ava realises she is unpopular with her neighbours, so she teams up with Walter to give them a Halloween they will never forget. Comedy, starring Christina Applegate.

09:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Otherwise Engaged
Lisa's daughter has her engagement party, featuring camels, snakes and circus acts, but Kim's absence makes some of the guests suspicious.

10:30 Millionaire Matchmaker - 11/15, series 5
Patti Stanger tries to find love for a Las Vegas female impersonator and business owner who lacks personality.

11:30 Emmerdale - 6634
Cain bundles Cameron into his car and drives off as Debbie looks on, terrified her father is going to kill him. As the pair reach their clifftop destination, Cain prepares to push the vehicle over the edge. Will Debbie make it there in time to save her lover? Meanwhile, Rishi and Jai try to tempt Nikhil back into the family business and Declan gives the foreman more hush money.

12:00 Coronation Street - 8192
Karl finds Craig in tears and asks him what's wrong, but he's floored by the response - the youngster claims to have started the Rovers fire by throwing away a lit cigarette after seeing Karl coming out of the pub. Tina is determined to move on with her life and insists the first step is to see Jake. Leanne and David reopen the Bistro and Sally faces her feelings for Tim when he reveals he is leaving for Newcastle.

12:30 Coronation Street - 8193
Fearing Craig could implicate him in the Rovers fire, Karl drags the terrified boy into his car and warns him to keep quiet unless he wants to end up in prison. Meanwhile, Tina is hopeful she can still play a role in Jake's life, and as Tim says goodbye to an angry Faye, she sees it as proof he never cared - but will Sally be able to persuade him to stay?

13:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

14:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

15:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Your Face or Mine?
A seance held by Kyle offers an insight into the womens' past and future, while the cause of Kim's erratic behaviour is finally revealed. Reality series following the lavish lives of six women.

16:05 Millionaire Matchmaker - The Player and the Piano Player
Dating guru Patti Stanger helps a retired football player and a mature musician, who never married but still hopes to have children, try to find romance.

17:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

18:00 You've Been Framed! - 7/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, featuring a petrol station collapsing on a car, hobbies going wrong, and an inner tube with a man inside hitting a girl at the bottom of a hill.

18:30 You've Been Framed! - 8/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including a Reliant Robin performing a spectacular skid, a boy getting in the way of a model rocket, and cheerleading chaos.

19:00 The Xtra Factor - The Xtra Factor: Judges Best and Worst Ever
Caroline Flack and Olly Murs take a look back at the judges' best and worst behaviour, including the rows and walkouts, plus they chat to each of them about their time behind the legendary X Factor desk.

20:00 Shaun of the Dead Film (2004)
An unambitious 29-year-old man trapped in the job from hell and recently dumped decides to get his life back on track. Unfortunately, he has to put his plans on hold when zombies rise from their graves and stalk the streets of London's suburbs to feast on the living. Comedy horror, starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Dylan Moran, Lucy Davis, Bill Nighy and Penelope Wilton.

22:05 Girlfriends - 1/8, series 2
Emma Willis returns to host a new round of the dating show in which three women try to find love by selecting eligible bachelors to visit them in an opulent mansion. Travel-loving Ruby, account manager Sophia, and Mellissa from Manchester begin by each selecting six men out of 100 candidates from across the country, but have just a few minutes to make their decision.

23:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the fastest time to pull an aircraft, the most watermelons punched in one minute and the longest time singing while suspended upside down. Matt Edmondson narrates.

23:35 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records - 3/15, series 2
A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the world's fastest human crab, the highest note to be sung and the world's smallest horse. Matt Edmondson narrates.

00:00 Love in the Wild - 5/8, series 2
The drama continues following the couples' choice ceremony which saw a potential relationship torn apart, and two contestants surprise the group by sacrificing their own pursuit of love for their fellow competitors..

00:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Emmerdale - 6635
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

05:25 Coronation Street - 8194
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

05:55 Coronation Street - 8195
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

ITV3

06:50 Rising Damp - Things That Go Bump in the Night
Rigsby manages to frighten Alan by kidding him the house is haunted by a spectral `grey lady' - but ends up getting a taste of his own medicine.

07:20 Dickinson's Real Deal - Burton upon Trent
David Dickinson is joined by antiques dealers David and Cheryl Hakeney and James Layte in Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire. The purchase of a gold bracelet proves to be the best deal of the day as the team offers members of the public the chance to sort the treasures from their trash.

08:25 Murder, She Wrote - Northern Explosion
The conflict between a mining company and a group of Native Americans over land rights leads to a murder. Whodunit, starring Angela Lansbury as the crime writer with a sideline in solving mysteries.

09:25 Wycliffe - Close to Home
Charles investigates the fatal stabbing of a businessman in a pub car park - and gradually discovers the victim was not the upstanding pillar of the community he appeared to be.

10:35 The Darling Buds of May - The Happiest Days of Your Life - Part One
Part one of two. Primrose falls for a roofing contractor, while the twins prove too much of a handful for their school, prompting a trip to view the facilities on offer at Brockhurst College. Nostalgic comedy drama, starring David Jason and Pam Ferris.

11:40 Heartbeat - Scent of a Kill
Dr Merrick faces a testing time when a terrified hospital patient claims her husband is trying to kill her, but Merton seems reluctant to get involved, while Vernon picks up a bargain all-purpose pest-control solution, enlisting David's help in his eradication mission. Gina's cousin Diane arrives to help her and Phil with the wedding preparations - much to the delight of PC Crane, who is instantly smitten. Rural drama, starring Aislin McGuckin, Tricia Penrose and Mark Jordon.

12:40 Wild at Heart - 3/6, series 1
Sarah's ex-husband Simon turns up and announces he wants to take Evan and Olivia back to England. Needless to say, she refuses to countenance the move, prompting him to threaten court action. Meanwhile, Rosie begins a job at a local bar - where a drunken fight places her in danger. Amanda Holden and Lucy-

13:40 Wycliffe - On Account
A blackmailer contaminates a jar of baby food in a local supermarket and promises it will not be the last if he does not receive payment. Wycliffe and his team spring into action, aware they are under investigation by the police disciplinary squad. Crime drama, starring Jack Shepherd and Sharon Duce.

14:50 Only When I Laugh - Conduct Unbecoming
A female patient falls for Dr Thorpe's bedside manner, and caught in a compromising position he turns to the men's ward occupants for help.

15:20 Duty Free - El Astro
TV actor Frazer Hines books into the Spanish hotel and makes a play for Amy who, following some withering remarks from David, agrees to go on a date with him.

15:55 Home to Roost - A New Life
First episode of the comedy series about a middle-aged divorcee whose peaceful existence is shattered when his son returns to live with him after seven years away. Starring John Thaw and Reece Dinsdale.

16:25 Downton Abbey - 1/7, series 1
Costume drama set in an Edwardian country house in 1912, written by Oscar-winning writer Julian Fellowes. The lives of the Crawley family and Downton Abbey's servants are changed for ever when the sinking of the Titanic leaves the estate without its heir and his son. The arrival of a new valet shocks the staff, who scheme to make his stay as short-lived as possible. Starring Maggie Smith, Hugh Bonneville and Elizabeth McGovern.

18:00 Murder, She Wrote - Proof Is in the Pudding
Jessica investigates when a gangster's attempt to take over a chef's new restaurant leads to murder, but the sleuth finds her involvement is resented by the detective assigned to the case.

19:00 Agatha Christie's Poirot - Sad Cypress
The detective investigates a double poisoning, aiming to prove the innocence of Elinor Carlisle, the chief suspect in the deaths of her aunt and her rival in love. However, even though she is the only person with a motive, opportunity and means to administer the poison, Poirot believes she is innocent. Crime drama, starring David Suchet, Elisabeth Dermot-Walsh, Diana Quick, Paul McGann and Rupert Penry-Jones.

21:00 Whitechapel - 5/6, series 3
Part one of two. A dangerous patient and former Whitechapel resident escapes from a psychiatric unit around the same time a babysitter is murdered. With the area becoming the focus of a series of terrifying events in quick succession, Chandler's quest to bring in a suspect alive jeopardises his relationship with Miles. Two-part series finale, starring Rupert Penry-Jones and Phil Davis.

22:00 Law & Order: UK - Sacrifice
Brooks and Devlin are called to investigate when a man is attacked and his kidney is surgically removed. The focus quickly turns to finding the intended recipient of the organ, and the team is horrified to discover that it has been trafficked into the NHS and given to wealthy patient Joanna Woodleigh. When the case is handed over to the CPS, a conflict of interests becomes apparent as Steel and Phillips go up against George Castle in court. Denis Lawson guest stars

23:05 Wycliffe - On Offer
The Cornish copper looks to the future following an attempt on his life, and while he weighs up his options, DCI Lane resolves to pursue her lofty ambitions. Meanwhile, DI Kersey investigates a salmon poacher's suspicious death. Detective drama, starring Jack Shepherd, Jimmy Yuill and Helen Masters.

00:10 Flowers Uncut with Jeff Leatham
Documentary following renowned New York florist Jeff Leatham as he competes in an event, but has to overcome a series of obstacles along the way.

00:30 Flowers Uncut with Jeff Leatham
Documentary following renowned New York florist Jeff Leatham as he competes in an event, but has to overcome a series of obstacles along the way.

00:55 Only When I Laugh - Conduct Unbecoming
A female patient falls for Dr Thorpe's bedside manner, and caught in a compromising position he turns to the men's ward occupants for help.

01:20 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Home to Roost - A New Life
First episode of the comedy series about a middle-aged divorcee whose peaceful existence is shattered when his son returns to live with him after seven years away. Starring John Thaw and Reece Dinsdale.

05:25 Heartbeat - Scent of a Kill
Dr Merrick faces a testing time when a terrified hospital patient claims her husband is trying to kill her, but Merton seems reluctant to get involved, while Vernon picks up a bargain all-purpose pest-control solution, enlisting David's help in his eradication mission. Gina's cousin Diane arrives to help her and Phil with the wedding preparations - much to the delight of PC Crane, who is instantly smitten. Rural drama, starring Aislin McGuckin, Tricia Penrose and Mark Jordon.

ITV4

06:40 Cheers - A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Rebecca claims to Sam that she can run the bar for a night just as efficiently as he, but has to reassess her boast when she discovers that she has forgotten to renew the liquor licence. Meanwhile, Woody adopts the role of cardsharp when a scorching game of poker develops in the poolroom.

07:10 Cheers - Licence to Hill
Rebecca is left in charge of the bar while the others play poker but soon realises she's out of her depth when she discovers the liquor licence has expired. Bar-room comedy, starring Kirstie Alley.

07:45 Kojak - Down a Long and Lonely River
Theo has 24 hours to find a man who has gone missing while on parole.

08:45 Magnum, PI - Dead Man's Channel
A woman hires Thomas to find her father, who disappeared while sailing in a mysterious stretch of ocean shrouded in Hawaiian superstition. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

09:50 The Saint - Where the Money Is
Simon Templar agrees to act as go-between, taking ransom money to the kidnappers of the wayward daughter of a rich film producer. However, he has a trick up his sleeve - quite literally - in the shape of a camera disguised as a wrist-watch, so even though he is blindfolded, he can later retrace his steps. Roger Moore directs and stars.

10:50 The Professionals - The Madness of Mickey Hamilton
The resources of CI5 are stretched when a mentally unbalanced former soldier starts killing hospital staff, believing them responsible for the death of his wife and for the brain damage suffered by his young daughter. Drama, starring Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins.

11:55 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

12:50 Police, Camera, Action! - Inexperienced Drivers
Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson question whether the driving test up to the job, along with police videos which reveal why some young drivers are such a danger on the roads. The duo also investigate what the UK police are doing to stop the carnage.

13:20 Police, Camera, Action! - Unroadworthy Vehicles
Footage of negligent drivers, whose vehicles have bald tyres and unreliable brakes. With tips on how to stop a car from becoming a death trap.

13:50 Kojak - Mojo
Theo poses as a chemist in a bid to expose the thieves who stole morphine from an insurance company and sold it back at an inflated price. Detective drama, starring Telly Savalas.

14:55 Magnum, PI - The Woman on the Beach
Rick has a vision of a mysterious woman on the beach and asks Thomas to investigate. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

15:55 The Professionals - Servant of Two Masters
Bodie and Doyle are asked to keep a surveillance on Cowley after evidence suggests he has stolen two canisters of a lethal nerve gas and begun negotiating with an unfriendly foreign power. The plot thickens when they trace their boss to a country mansion, where after they are caught he denies knowing them. Last in the series.

17:00 Minder - Return of the Invisible Man
Arthur makes a hasty agreement to stage a burglary after his tailor's staff go on strike demanding more pay. The bumbling safecracker he hires blows himself up, leaving Arthur and Terry with the task of liberating him from hospital before his bandages are removed and the duo can be linked with the botched crime.

18:00 Cheers - Rich Man, Wood Man
Woody's friends are dismayed to find his English jaunt has turned him into a snob, while Frasier has problems with fitness trainer Sam.

18:30 Cheers - Smotherly Love
Norm comes into money, so Rebecca urges a reluctant Sam to bring up the subject of his substantial bar tab. Meanwhile, Frasier encourages Lilith to confront her overbearing mother.

19:00 The Cycle Show
Technical tips and features on riding adventures for cycling enthusiasts.

20:00 Dirty Britain - 1/2, series 2
Two-part follow-up to last year's documentary following the men and women who clean up after the nation. Silvo and Alex have the unenviable job of maintaining portable toilets, while in the Cotswolds, Richard and his team are called in to tackle a squalid house after a couple move out. Pest controller Jim faces a battle to help a Hackney resident with a long-term rat infestation and Sandra reveals what it's like attending to the homes of wealthy clients. Narrated by Zoe Wanamaker.

21:00 Bundesliga Football Highlights
Action from the German top flight, where matches included Eintracht Frankfurt v Bayern Munich at the Commerzbank Arena and Borussia Dortmund v Eintracht Braunschweig at Signal Iduna Park.

22:05 Tightrope Film (1984)
A seedy New Orleans detective investigates a series of sexually motivated murders - and gains an unwelcome insight into his own darker impulses in the process. A psychologist assisting the case becomes attracted yet disturbed by the cop, while the killer takes an interest in his pursuer and begins targeting those closest to him. Thriller, starring Clint Eastwood, Genevieve Bujold and Dan Hedaya.

00:25 Minder - Return of the Invisible Man
Arthur makes a hasty agreement to stage a burglary after his tailor's staff go on strike demanding more pay. The bumbling safecracker he hires blows himself up, leaving Arthur and Terry with the task of liberating him from hospital before his bandages are removed and the duo can be linked with the botched crime.

01:20 ITV4 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

02:30 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 The Professionals - Servant of Two Masters
Bodie and Doyle are asked to keep a surveillance on Cowley after evidence suggests he has stolen two canisters of a lethal nerve gas and begun negotiating with an unfriendly foreign power. The plot thickens when they trace their boss to a country mansion, where after they are caught he denies knowing them. Last in the series.

05:50 Minder - Return of the Invisible Man
Arthur makes a hasty agreement to stage a burglary after his tailor's staff go on strike demanding more pay. The bumbling safecracker he hires blows himself up, leaving Arthur and Terry with the task of liberating him from hospital before his bandages are removed and the duo can be linked with the botched crime.

More4

07:55 Relocation, Relocation - Smalley Family
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer come to the aid of the Smalleys, who want to leave their Leicestershire life behind and find a home and premises for a hot-tub business in Cumbria. Having already sold their house, Catherine and Mark are now living in a caravan, and have a budget of £400,000 to fulfil their dream of buying a three-bedroom property and somewhere to store their merchandise.

09:00 Kirstie's Handmade Britain - 5/8, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp joins members of the Disparate Housewives, a Women's Institute group in Hampshire, as they prepare to enter their first craft competition at the New Forest and Hampshire County Show. They collaborate to create an exhibit using three distinct crafts to tell the story of Frances Hodgson Burnett's novel The Secret Garden, with Kirstie making a needle-felt robin.

10:05 Location, Location, Location - Bournemouth
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a family find a new base in Bournemouth. French restaurant manager Laurent wants space for a vegetable patch, and wife Sam insists on finding somewhere near a good school - but when their dream home fails to fall within the right catchment area, tensions start to rise.

10:40 River Cottage Bites
Gill Meller shows how to make the most of left-over bread, including Italian salad panzanella and the festive classic bread sauce.

10:50 The Tall T Film (1957)
A ranch hand hitches a ride on a stagecoach after losing his horse, but things go from bad to worse when the vehicle is hijacked by outlaws. The cowboy tries to bargain for the release of his fellow hostages - a newlywed couple - but his pleas fall on stony ground once the bandit leader learns the new bride is a rich heiress.

12:25 Time Team - 14/16, series 19
Tony Robinson and the team revisit ancient burial sites around the country, including Bronze Age cemeteries, Roman mausoleums and the decorative Anglo-Saxon resting places to reveal how funeral customs have developed and evolved over thousands of years of British history.

13:30 Time Team - Street of the Dead: Binchester, Co Durham
Tony Robinson and the crew embark on a three-day dig at a Roman fort in Co Durham. The structure was once part of the defence of Dere Street, the main road from York to Hadrian's Wall, and the excavations uncover a series of military mausoleums, mosaics and preserved rooms.

14:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent - 2/20, series 1
The property expert heads to Southwick, West Sussex, to sell two houses belonging to a mother and grandmother who want to move in together. Both properties need drastic modernisation, and a mixture of brightly coloured decor and textured wallpaper are cause for concern. Phil has to turn these houses around if he is to appeal to the younger potential buyers.

15:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - East Cornwall v Auvergne, France
Property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help retired couple Pete and Dot who want to start a new life together, but cannot decide whether to buy a property in east Cornwall or in Auvergne, France.

16:45 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Barbados
Jasmine Harman helps Christine Vaughan, who is looking for a holiday home in Barbados on a budget of £150,000 and also wants to generate income by renting the property out. However, the Caribbean island's sunny weather leaves Christine struggling to focus on business.

17:50 Come Dine with Me
A week of dinner parties in Cheltenham, featuring a socialite, a lady-of-the-manor, a straight-talking cleaner preoccupied with her bowels, and a man prepared to go to any lengths to win the £1,000 cash prize. Over the course of the week, the quartet engage in questionable table manners, stony silences, a spot of sabotage, and a moment of culinary delight replicating a famous scene from When Harry Met Sally.

18:55 Grand Designs - 2/14, series 10
Kevin McCloud follows the progress of two architects who are planning to build an eco-friendly subterranean house underneath a ruined 300-year-old barn in the Cotswolds. In one of the most challenging projects seen on the programme, Helen and Chris Seymour Smith build a steel frame around the barn while they excavate underneath, aiming to create a home that is airtight and needs no heating.

20:00 Terror in the Skies - 4/4, series 1
Aeronautical engineer Brendan Walker looks at how pilots deal with a range of hazards in the air. He examines what happens when a bird hits an engine, finds out how planes cope with lightning and reveals the difficulty of predicting turbulence over the ocean. He also asks what measures are in place to prevent the next wide-scale shutdown of aviation due to volcanic ash. Last in the series.

21:00 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos in the Cockpit
The story of what really happened on June 1, 2009, when Air France Flight 447 from Rio de Janeiro to Paris plummeted into the Atlantic Ocean, killing all 228 passengers and crew. It remained a mystery how one of the world's most technologically advanced planes could seemingly just drop out of the sky, until a two-year search finally located the black-box recorders. This documentary reveals the scene on board the doomed airliner as the pilots struggled to understand the catastrophe unfolding before them, and asks what lessons have been learnt from the disaster.

22:05 Falklands' Most Daring Raid
The story of the RAF's 1982 mission to bomb Port Stanley's runway using a single Vulcan aircraft, thus making the island inaccessible to Argentine jets. Told through first-hand accounts, the long-range bombing is recalled, detailing how the crew was forced to employ obsolete skills and scavenge for crucial spare parts in scrapyards to prepare the plane for the task, which was fraught with setbacks and danger from the outset.

23:10 Embarrassing Bodies - 6/12, series 2
The team tackles male issues, including erectile dysfunction and gynaecomastia, otherwise known as `man boobs'. The mobile clinic is in Newcastle this week, where Dr Priya examines cases of sweaty armpits as well as a woman suffering from unexplained pain between her legs.

00:15 Terror in the Skies - 4/4, series 1
Aeronautical engineer Brendan Walker looks at how pilots deal with a range of hazards in the air. He examines what happens when a bird hits an engine, finds out how planes cope with lightning and reveals the difficulty of predicting turbulence over the ocean. He also asks what measures are in place to prevent the next wide-scale shutdown of aviation due to volcanic ash. Last in the series.

01:20 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos in the Cockpit
The story of what really happened on June 1, 2009, when Air France Flight 447 from Rio de Janeiro to Paris plummeted into the Atlantic Ocean, killing all 228 passengers and crew. It remained a mystery how one of the world's most technologically advanced planes could seemingly just drop out of the sky, until a two-year search finally located the black-box recorders. This documentary reveals the scene on board the doomed airliner as the pilots struggled to understand the catastrophe unfolding before them, and asks what lessons have been learnt from the disaster.

02:20 River Cottage Bites
Gill Meller shows how to make the most of left-over bread, including Italian salad panzanella and the festive classic bread sauce.

02:30 Close

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06:00 Medical Emergency - 12/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

06:30 Medical Emergency - 13/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

08:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Extinction
During a journey to a jungle planet, Archer, Reed and Hoshi become the victims of a mysterious virus which turns them into primal life forms, leaving Phlox in a race against time to find a cure. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula, Jolene Blalock and John Billingsley.

09:00 Stargate SG-1 - Flesh and Blood
Vala's rapidly aged daughter Adria is proclaimed the new leader of the villainous Ori as their invasion continues to threaten the alliance fleet and the Jaffa planet Chulak. The battered resistance must rethink its defence if it is to survive, as the attack moves further into the Milky Way. Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Shanks.

10:00 Stargate Universe - Seizure
Rush is found in a coma in the neural interface chair, so Amanda uses her simulation program to connect with him in the ship's matrix. Trouble arises, however, leaving Eli to make a difficult decision in a bid to return the doctor to his body. Meanwhile, Telford sends Young, Scott and Richard Woolsey on a clandestine mission after the Langarans refuse Homeworld Command's request for Dr Rodney McKay to use their planet's core as a power source.

11:00 Emergency Abroad - 6/11, series 1
Documentary following teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.

12:00 Four Weddings - Georgina/Jody/Stephanie/Emma
Featuring a Turkish ceremony, an Indian extravaganza and a Welsh event.

13:00 Vet Adventures - Mexico
Vet Luke Gamble arrives in Mexico, where he helps a donkey stuck in a swamp, a farmer whose animals are dying out, and some birds of prey.

14:00 Real Filth Fighters
Following specialist clean-up teams in their daily war against grime.

14:30 Real Filth Fighters
Following specialist clean-up teams in their daily war against grime.

16:00 Teen Wolf - Wolf's Bane
Scott breaks into Allison's house to steal a necklace he thinks can cure him of his powers. Elsewhere, after finding out that Scott's text to lure his friends to the school actually came from his mother's computer, Stiles makes a shocking discovery at the hospital.

17:00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

17:30 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Rajiin
The NX-01 moves closer to a showdown with the Xindi when Captain Archer picks up an enigmatic passenger who uses strange powers to manipulate the crew. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.

19:00 Stargate SG-1 - Morpheus
Adria's promotion to leader of the Ori sends shockwaves through the Gate Room, leading to a doomed off-world mission in search of the Sangraal. Meanwhile, Landry finds it difficult to trust Vala. Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Shanks and Beau Bridges.

20:00 The Dresden Files - Rules of Engagement
A woman recruits Harry to recover $20,000 stolen from her aunt, but the detective soon grows suspicious of her motives after finding the thief's body burnt to a crisp by a supernatural force. When he confronts the woman, it becomes clear she is at the mercy of an evil presence who is about to put the pair in grave danger.

21:00 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

22:00 Road Wars - 2/20, series 5
Police officers raid a massive cannabis factory holding 650 separate plants capable of producing £25,000 worth of the drug a week, while cops chase two burglars in Ascot.

23:00 Nothing to Declare UK
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of customs officers in the south of England as they tackle smugglers in ports, airports and at sea.

23:30 Nothing to Declare UK
Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of customs officers in the south of England as they tackle smugglers in ports, airports and at sea.

00:00 Most Shocking - Chases and Crashes 2
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat.

01:00 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

01:30 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

02:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

03:00 Most Haunted - Blackpool Pleasure Beach
Yvette Fielding and a team of experts visit Blackpool Pleasure Beach - said to be a hotbed of poltergeist activity - where they experience two separate paranormal experiences.

03:30 London Ambulance
On call with the London Ambulance Service.

04:00 Guilty! - Doormat/Apron Strings
Carole Malone presides as a man is brought before the court by his wife for being a chauvinist, and a woman is tried for being too dependent on her mother.

05:00 Stargate Universe - Seizure
Rush is found in a coma in the neural interface chair, so Amanda uses her simulation program to connect with him in the ship's matrix. Trouble arises, however, leaving Eli to make a difficult decision in a bid to return the doctor to his body. Meanwhile, Telford sends Young, Scott and Richard Woolsey on a clandestine mission after the Langarans refuse Homeworld Command's request for Dr Rodney McKay to use their planet's core as a power source.

Sky Sports 1

06:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

07:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

08:00 Football Special - Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City
Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City. Action from the Premier League matches at Selhurst Park and Stamford Bridge, as the sides began their campaigns, with Spurs and the Blues both facing clubs that gained promotion last season.

09:30 FL72 Highlights - Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday
Leeds United v Sheffield Wednesday. Action from the Championship match, as the Yorkshire clubs met at Elland Road. This fixture throws up one of the most intense rivalries in the division, and the hosts were looking for a repeat of last season, when they won 2-1 here against the Owls, having already secured a draw in the meeting at Hillsborough.

10:00 Spanish Football - Real Valladolid v Athletic Bilbao and Valencia v Malaga
Real Valladolid v Athletic Bilbao and Valencia v Malaga. Action from the opening weekend of the La Liga season, from the Estadio Nuevo Jose Zorrilla and the Mestalla respectively.

11:00 Football Special - Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City
Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City. Action from the Premier League matches at Selhurst Park and Stamford Bridge, as the sides began their campaigns, with Spurs and the Blues both facing clubs that gained promotion last season.

12:30 International Fight Night - Daniel Geale v Darren Barker
Daniel Geale v Darren Barker. Action from the bout for the IBF Middleweight title at the Revel Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Barnet-born Barker had just one defeat on his professional record, but that came on his last visit to Atlantic City in 2011, when he lost in the 11th round against Sergio Gabriel Martinez. Geale was the defending champion, and the Australian was making his fifth defence, with his last outing a unanimous points decision over Anthony Mundine in January.

14:30 Football Special - Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City
Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur and Chelsea v Hull City. Action from the Premier League matches at Selhurst Park and Stamford Bridge, as the sides began their campaigns, with Spurs and the Blues both facing clubs that gained promotion last season.

16:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
A look back at some of the highlights of Saturday's show, hosted by Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain.

17:00 FL72 Review
Recent matches, featuring all the goals from the Championship, League One and League Two. Plus, analysis of controversial talking-points and a look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.

18:00 Live Monday Night Football - Manchester City v Newcastle United
Manchester City v Newcastle United (Kick-off 8.00pm). The final match from the opening round of Premier League fixtures, which takes place at the Etihad Stadium. City suffered a disappointing campaign last time, relinquishing their title to Manchester United, exiting early from Europe and losing to Wigan Athletic in the FA Cup final, which was enough to see Roberto Mancini sacked and replaced by Manuel Pellegrini. The hosts have continued to spend huge amounts of money in an attempt to challenge the continent's elite, while the Magpies have had to endure speculation regarding Alan Pardew's role at the club following Joe Kinnear's appointment as director of football.

22:00 FL72 Review
Recent matches, featuring all the goals from the Championship, League One and League Two. Plus, analysis of controversial talking-points and a look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.

23:00 SPFL Round-Up
A review of the latest round of fixtures from the Scottish top flight, featuring all the goals, interviews with managers and players, and an assessment of the current talking points in the game.

23:30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
A look back at some of the highlights of Saturday's show, hosted by Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain.

00:30 Monday Night Football - Manchester City v Newcastle United
Manchester City v Newcastle United. Another chance to see the final match in the opening round of the Premier League season, which took place at the Etihad Stadium. City suffered a disappointing campaign last time, relinquishing their title to Manchester United, exiting early from Europe and losing to Wigan Athletic in the FA Cup final, which was enough to see Roberto Mancini sacked and replaced by Manuel Pellegrini. The hosts have continued to spend huge amounts of money in an attempt to challenge the continent's elite, while the Magpies have had to endure speculation regarding Alan Pardew's role at the club following Joe Kinnear's appointment as director of football.

03:00 FL72 Review
Recent matches, featuring all the goals from the Championship, League One and League Two. Plus, analysis of controversial talking-points and a look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.

04:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
A look back at some of the highlights of Saturday's show, hosted by Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain.

05:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

Sky Sports 3

06:00 WWE: Bottom Line
Highlights from the latest edition of Raw, featuring action from in and out of the ring, interviews, news and previews.

07:00 Masters Tennis - 2013 Cincinnati Masters: Final
The Cincinnati Masters. Action from the final at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio. Roger Federer delivered a masterclass in the first set of last year's showpiece match as he defeated Novak Djokovic 6-0 7-6 to lift the trophy.

08:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Three
Highlights of the third and final day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the singles matches in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The teams went into the final day two years ago level at 8-8 following the fourballs and foursomes, although Europe gained an immediate advantage when Cristie Kerr pulled out injured, and went on to clinch the tie 15-13.

09:00 European Seniors Tour Golf - 2013 Scottish Senior Open: Day Three
The Scottish Senior Open. Action from day three at the Torrance Championship Course from Fairmont St Andrews in Fife. Anders Forsbrand's victory at last year's event broke a sequence of four successive victories by an Englishman, and he became the first Swede to lift the trophy.

10:00 PGA Tour Golf - 2013 Wyndham Championship
The Wyndham Championship. Highlights of the competition held at the Sedgfield Country Club in Greensboro, North Carolina. Sergio Garcia took this title last year, finishing 18-under-par to complete the tournament two strokes ahead of nearest rival Tim Clark.

11:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Three
Highlights of the third and final day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the singles matches in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The teams went into the final day two years ago level at 8-8 following the fourballs and foursomes, although Europe gained an immediate advantage when Cristie Kerr pulled out injured, and went on to clinch the tie 15-13.

12:00 European Seniors Tour Golf - 2013 Scottish Senior Open: Day Three
The Scottish Senior Open. Action from day three at the Torrance Championship Course from Fairmont St Andrews in Fife. Anders Forsbrand's victory at last year's event broke a sequence of four successive victories by an Englishman, and he became the first Swede to lift the trophy.

13:00 Masters Tennis - 2013 Cincinnati Masters: Final
The Cincinnati Masters. Action from the final at the Lindner Family Tennis Centre in Mason, Ohio. Roger Federer delivered a masterclass in the first set of last year's showpiece match as he defeated Novak Djokovic 6-0 7-6 to lift the trophy.

14:00 Golf
Highlights of a recent event from around the globe, as tournaments on the European and US tours continue.

15:00 Solheim Cup Golf - 2013 Day Three
Highlights of the third and final day at Colorado Golf Club in Parker, USA, featuring the singles matches in the biennial women's tournament between the United States and Europe. The teams went into the final day two years ago level at 8-8 following the fourballs and foursomes, although Europe gained an immediate advantage when Cristie Kerr pulled out injured, and went on to clinch the tie 15-13.

16:00 WWE: Raw
Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of John Cena and Alberto Del Rio..

18:00 Road to Kona Ironman
Magazine series rounding up the latest news on the circuit as the athletes compete for a place at the Ironman World Championships in Hawaii.

18:30 Live Elite League Speedway - Peterborough Panthers v Lakeside Hammers
Peterborough Panthers v Lakeside Hammers. The top-flight meeting at the East of England Showground.

20:30 Thrillseekers
A look at some of the leading surfers from around the world, featuring highlights of major events and interviews with the competitors.

21:00 WWE: Late Night - Bottom Line
Highlights of the latest edition of Raw, featuring action both in and out the ring, interviews, news and previews.

22:00 WWE: Late Night - Afterburn
All the latest news, interviews and highlights of recent bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown.

23:00 WWE: NXT
Following the next generation of wrestling talent as they aim to make their mark in World Wrestling Entertainment, under the watchful eyes of established WWE stars.

00:00 Live WWE: Late Night - Raw
Wrestling coverage from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of John Cena and CM Punk..

03:15 Sky Sports Classics
Another chance to relive a classic sporting event from the Sky Sports archives.

03:30 Show Jumping - 2013 Spruce Meadows: Atco Structures & Logistics Cup
The Atco Structures & Logistics Cup. A chance to see action from the recent event, held at the Spruce Meadows venue in Calgary, Canada.

04:30 Road to Kona Ironman
Magazine series rounding up the latest news on the circuit as the athletes compete for a place at the Ironman World Championships in Hawaii.

05:00 Football's Greatest - Ronaldinho
A look at the career of Brazilian star Ronaldinho, who started out playing for Gremio in his home country, before a move to Paris Saint-Germain propelled him onto the European stage. From there he enjoyed a successful spell with Barcelona, before moving first to AC Milan and then back home to represent Flamengo and then Atletico Mineiro.

05:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

05:45 Football League Gold - Preston North End v Burnley: 2008/09
Preston North End v Burnley. Action from the Championship match during the 2008/09 season.

Sky Sports Ashes

07:00 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

08:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Adelaide: 2006 Second Test Day Two
A look back at day two of the Second Test in the 2006/07 series, which was staged at the Adelaide Oval, and saw England get on top. Paul Collingwood and Kevin Pietersen were the men at the crease at the start of the day, and the pair went on to score respective innings of 206 and 158, with Australia reduced to 28/1 at the end of the day.

10:00 Friends Life T20 Cricket - 2013 Final
Action from the final at Edgbaston in Birmingham, where the two remaining teams competed for the title won by Hampshire Royals in 2012. The Royals earned a 10-run victory over Yorkshire Vikings last year, despite David Miller's fine knock of 72 off 46 balls for the losing side.

11:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Perth: 1995 Fifth Test Days Four and Five
A look back at the fourth and fifth days of the Fifth Test in the 1994/1995 series, which was staged at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth. Greg Blewett and Steve Waugh combined in Australia's second innings to set England a formidable target, which they never looked like reaching once Craig McDermott produced one of the most devastating bowling spells of his career, with his 6-38 reducing the tourists to tatters.

14:00 Ashes Memories - Mark of Distinction - Adelaide 1991
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 1991 Ashes series between Australia and England in Adelaide, which featured batsman Mark Waugh at his finest.

14:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Brisbane: 2010/11 First Test Day Four
A look back at the fourth day of the First Test in 2010/11, which was staged at the Brisbane Cricket Ground, and saw Alastair Cook and Jonathan Trott completely dominate the Australian bowling on their way to securing a draw for England.

15:30 Live Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals
Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals. All the action from the Group A encounter at Edgbaston. The Royals recorded a nine-run win in the reverse fixture at New Road, with openers Moeen Ali and Daryl Mitchell both scoring half-centuries for the victors.

21:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Cardiff: 2009 First Test Day Five
A look back at the fifth and final day of the First Test in 2009, which was staged at the SWALEC Stadium in Cardiff, and opened a memorable series in dramatic fashion. England looked set for defeat until an outstanding effort by Paul Collingwood and an unlikely final-wicket partnership guided them to safety.

23:30 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals
Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals. Action from the Group A encounter at Edgbaston. The Royals recorded a nine-run win in the reverse fixture at New Road, with openers Moeen Ali and Daryl Mitchell both scoring half-centuries for the victors.

00:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Sydney: 1995 Third Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Third Test in the 1994/95 series, which was staged at the Sydney Cricket Ground, and saw Darren Gough at his belligerent best with the bat.

03:00 Ashes Memories - Longest Day - Melbourne 1998
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 1998/99 Ashes series between Australia and England at Melbourne Cricket Ground, where Dean Headley enjoyed one of his finest spells in international cricket.

03:30 Ashes Memories - Mark of Distinction - Adelaide 1991
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 1991 Ashes series between Australia and England in Adelaide, which featured batsman Mark Waugh at his finest.

04:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals
Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals. Action from the Group A encounter at Edgbaston. The Royals recorded a nine-run win in the reverse fixture at New Road, with openers Moeen Ali and Daryl Mitchell both scoring half-centuries for the victors.

05:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Brisbane: 2010/11 First Test Day One
A look back at the opening day of the First Test in 2010/11, which was staged at the Brisbane Cricket Ground, and saw Australia get the better of proceedings as they bowled England out for just 260, taking six of the wickets, before reaching 25/0 at the close of play.

Sky1

06:00 The Middle - The Legacy
Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes.

06:30 The Middle - The Royal Wedding
Frankie becomes obsessed with the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and shocks the family by going all out to celebrate the occasion - buying an HDTV and an array of commemorative knick-knacks.

07:00 The Middle - Mother's Day II
Mike and the kids think they have come up with the perfect Mother's Day gift for Frankie, a day she can devote entirely to herself - but the plan backfires almost immediately. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott.

07:30 The Middle - The Prom
Frankie and Mike force Axl to do the right thing when he inadvertently invites the wrong girl to the prom by text, and Brick proves to be something of a playwright.

08:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 28/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 29/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

10:00 Chris & Wes: Let's Do This - 9/10, series 1
Fly-on-the-wall series following 2011 Got to Dance champions Chris Donnelly and Wesley Clack, discovering how their lives have changed since winning the competition.

10:30 Chris & Wes: Let's Do This - 10/10, series 1
Fly-on-the-wall series following 2011 Got to Dance champions Chris Donnelly and Wesley Clack, discovering how their lives have changed since winning. Last in the series.

11:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 30/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

11:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 31/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

12:00 Glee - Goodbye
The members of New Directions contemplate their futures as graduation day arrives, and some students prepare to bid farewell to McKinley High, including Rachel, who sets her sights on making her New York dreams come true. Last in the series.

13:00 Glee - The New Rachel
The musical comedy is back, but with a slightly different format, splitting the storyline between the singing kids of McKinley High, basking in their celebrity status after their national championship win, and those who have graduated. In New York, Rachel begins her first year at the Academy of Dramatic Arts, but is struggling without Kurt - who has failed to win a place - or Finn, who has broken off their engagement and joined the army. To make matters worse, she falls foul of the no-nonsense dance teacher. However, she soon finds a kindred spirit in fellow student Brody. Kate Hudson makes her Glee debut as Cassandra July and Whoopi Goldberg resumes her recurring role as the academy's Carmen Tibideaux.

14:00 Stargate SG-1 - Scorched Earth
After O'Neill and the team help relocate displaced aliens to a new homeworld, another civilisation tries to colonise the same planet, leaving the team striving to discover a fair solution to the dilemma. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.

15:00 Stargate SG-1 - Beneath the Surface
O'Neill, Carter, Daniel and Teal'c are brainwashed, given new memories and put to work in the mines beneath an ice-covered planet, leaving General Hammond to face the possibility that his team is dead. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks.

16:00 The Middle - Forced Family Fun
The Hecks head off on a last-minute break ahead of the new school year, but the chances of a relaxing excursion looks slim. Meanwhile, a man from Frankie's past - who could have contributed to her and Mike's ruined honeymoon - reappears. Guest starring Ray Romano.

17:00 Modern Family - Halloween
Claire prepares the Dunphy household for Halloween, but the rest of the family is less enthusiastic. The spooky goings-on remind Cameron of a traumatic childhood experience, and Gloria is upset when Jay and Manny make fun of her accent.

17:30 Modern Family - Chirp
While Claire and Haley fall ill at the same time, Phil wages battle against a defective smoke detector after concluding it is saying `you're not a man' to him. Elsewhere, Manny accidentally gets one of Jay's employees dismissed. Comedy, starring Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen.

18:00 The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XVI
In another horrific helping of grisly Halloween tales, Bart becomes a cyborg, Homer finds himself hunted in a macabre chase headed by Mr Burns, and a witch casts a spell on the residents of Springfield at a fancy-dress party.

18:30 The Simpsons - Homer to the Max
Homer adopts a new identity and begins calling himself Max Power in a bid to avoid being confused with a bumbling TV cop who shares his real name. With the guest voice of Ed Begley Jr.

19:00 Modern Family - Manny Get Your Gun
Everyone gathers to celebrate Manny's birthday, but he is in the throes of a mini-crisis about getting older. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire engage in a car race, and Mitch and Cameron get sidetracked. American comedy following the lives of three dysfunctional households, starring Rico Rodriguez, Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen.

19:30 Modern Family - Mother Tucker
Cameron is delighted when his mother comes to visit, but her presence makes Mitchell feel uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Haley's decision to break up with Dylan hits Phil hard.

20:00 Kick Ass Kung Fu - Aylesbury
Reality challenge in which Shaolin monk Matthew Ahmet sets out to bring order to Britain's mean streets by taking wayward young men and women to Hong Kong and training them in the martial arts. He begins in south London's Aylesbury estate, where after a short audition process he chooses short-fused Chris, Joe - who doesn't want to fall into the wrong crowd - and Tara, a girl with anger issues. The tasks they face include running up and down hundreds of steps and conditioning their bodies to meditating, before the final challenge - breaking a brick with their bare hands.

21:00 Arrow - Dodger
Oliver realises he has been spending too much time crimefighting and not enough time for himself, so he rectifies that immediately by borrowing a couple of Cupid's arrows and asking Detective McKenna Hall out on a date. However, Starling City is soon plagued by a couple of new crooks - jewel thief Dodger and dashing pickpocket Roy Harper. Fantasy drama, starring Stephen Amell, Emily Rickards and David Ramsey.

22:00 Arrow - Dead to Rights
The vigilante is stunned to witness the return of a familiar face, while Malcolm invites Tommy to an extravagant benefit event in a desperate attempt to fix their relationship - an offer that is swiftly declined. Oliver also begins to doubt his ability to be a boyfriend to McKenna. Fantasy drama, starring Stephen Amell, Emily Rickards and David Ramsey.

23:00 Spartacus - Spartacus: Gods of the Arena: Paterfamilias
Batiatus' attempts to gain rank are endangered by the return of his father Titus, who makes moves to improve relations with Tullius, hoping to repair the damage done by his son. Meanwhile, Varis has an unpleasant encounter with one of Lucretia's `untouched' slaves, and Crixus tries to prove his potential.

00:15 Big Trouble in Thailand
Documentary following the work of tourist police in Southeast Asia as they deal with British travellers who are experiencing trouble with Thai authorities.

01:15 Nothing to Declare - Get Wiggy with It, Lady Boy Coconuts, Nut Cracker
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

01:40 Nothing to Declare - China White, Almond Bomb, Lonely Rider, Shady Lamp
Officers deal with a man arriving from Romania who calls himself the `lonely rider'..

02:05 Caprica - Retribution
Clarice discovers her young converts have turned against her after an unsuccessful spaceport bombing, and seizes an opportunity to dismantle Barnabas's cell. Meanwhile, Agent Duram causes Amanda to have doubts, and Daniel's moral boundaries are blurred by his work with the Adamas.

03:00 Stargate SG-1 - Watergate
The team is called in to help when the Russian government encounters problems using a Stargate that was presumed lost after a crash. But when Daniel and Samantha make their way through, they end up stranded. Star Trek's Marina Sirtis guest stars.

04:00 Stargate SG-1 - The First Ones
Daniel is captured and held prisoner by a Unas uncovered during an archaeological dig on an alien world. O'Neill and the rest of the team launch a rescue mission, but soon run into trouble themselves. Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Shanks and Richard Dean Anderson.

05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 1/11, series 6
Regular segment How Hard Is Your Thing? in which she puts viewers' submissions through a series of intense tests to find the hardest object in the land. Vic Reeves sends a portable toilet airborne, and a magic trick is updated with an electrifying twist. With Jon Tickle.

Sky2

06:00 Sun, Sea and A&E: South Africa - 1/3, series 1
South Africa's emergency services perform a mid-ocean helicopter rescue, and are faced with an alcohol-fuelled England fan.

07:00 Nothing to Declare - Chinese Knock-Offs, Bad Hair Day, Coyote Skin, Garden Tea
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

07:30 Nothing to Declare - Tabloid Junkie, Swift Justice, Unhappy Birthday, Maylay Supermarket
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

08:00 UK Border Force - 2/8, series 1
Officers in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants, while at Heathrow's Terminal Three a student is prevented from entering the UK after a trip to India.

09:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 2/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond set out to discover which foods produce the smelliest gas, and an experiment gets under way to see if it is possible to walk on custard.

10:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Lost Sheep
Documentary following the work of RSPCA staff across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and members of the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

10:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Hermaphrodite Cat
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and members of the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

11:00 Road Wars - 6/6, series 1
The Proactive Squad chases a criminal racing through the grounds of Milton Keynes hospital, and an American patrol officer is stunned when a speeding driver claims he is blind.

12:00 A League of Their Own - 1/12, series 1
Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and England cricketer Andrew `Freddie' Flintoff are the team captains, with comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson joining them as regular panellists. World heavyweight boxing champion David Haye and actor Neil Morrissey are guests in the first episode.

13:30 Customs UK - 1/8, series 1
A sniffer dog picks out a suspicious suitcase at Gatwick and his handler discovers 3kg of cocaine inside, and two women are pulled over when returning from the Caribbean.

14:00 Terra Nova - Genesis - Part One
Part one of two. Sci-fi drama, starring Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn, about a family sent back to the distant past to begin civilisation once again - while co-existing with dinosaurs. With Earth polluted and overcrowded in the year 2149, the Shannons are one of thousands of families selected to return to mankind's beginnings via a portal, and despite the idyllic appearance of their surroundings, trouble is not far away. Executive-produced by Jurassic Park director Steven Spielberg.

15:00 The Wolverine Special Film (0)
Hugh Jackman about the new film featuring his character from the X-Men movies.

15:30 Last Man Standing - Pilot
American comedy starring Tim Allen (Home Improvement) as Mike, a stay-at-home father looking after his three daughters following his wife's promotion (Becker), Molly Ephraim (Paranormal Activity 2) and Kaitlyn Dever (Justified).

16:00 Monsters University Special Film (2013)
Behind the scenes of Pixar's animated prequel to Monsters, Inc. following the gruesome heroes in their college days.

16:30 Futurama - Benderama
Professor Farnsworth unveils a new invention that can produce copies of anything - and before he knows it, the office is overrun with dozens of tiny self-replicating Benders that threaten to take over the world.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - Be All My Sins Remember'd
Part two of two. Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon use a captured Wraith to make contact with the hive fleet. Following their new companion aboard a hive ship, they find their plea for aid met with hostility as they are taken prisoner by their former enemies. Guest starring Jill Wagner.

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - Spoils of War
The crew members of the city-ship conduct a salvage operation, retrieving a partially damaged Hive ship from the site of the battle with the Replicators. While investigating their prize, they gain a valuable insight into the motives of the Wraith. Guest starring Andee Frizzell.

19:00 A League of Their Own - 5/10, series 6
Team captain Andrew Flintoff faces an Aussie challenge as Shane Warne deputises for Jamie Redknapp, with the pair joined by Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard, comedian Jason Manford, TV presenter Gabby Logan and regular panellist Jack Whitehall. Sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden.

21:00 A Touch of Cloth - 1/2, series 1
Part one of two. Spoof crime drama by Charlie Brooker about a maverick, alcoholic, widowed detective and his incompetent partner investigating a series of gruesome murders.

22:00 Trollied - 4/13, series 2
Lorraine's crisis-management skills are stretched to the limit when the staff are struck down by flu and she has to make the most of the few people who have turned up. But Julie is not sure putting Leighton on the tills is such a good idea - and she turns out to be right when he sells booze to some underage kids. Comedy, starring Jane Horrocks, Stephanie Beacham and Joel Fry.

22:30 Trollied - 5/13, series 2
Leighton does his bit for global warming by turning down one of the freezers, but it's one mishap too many, and far from getting behind his environmental crusade Lorraine decides to fire him. However, she refuses to do her own dirty work and instructs Julie to send him packing instead. Sue receives an unwanted surprise, while Margaret researches her family tree and discovers she might be descended from an important historical figure. Supermarket comedy, starring Jane Horrocks, Stephanie Beacham and Joel Fry.

23:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad - Baltic
Friends from Bournemouth travel to Tallinn in Estonia, where they wreck a hotel and jump in the harbour before a raucous night of drinking and singing.

23:30 Boozed Up Brits Abroad - Czech
The drunken behaviour of British tourists in the Czech Republic, including a group of men from Leicester heading to Prague.

00:00 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: Elijah Kerr
The actor meets former gang leader Elijah Kerr aka JaJa, founder of the infamous south London Peel Dem Crew.

00:50 Miami SWAT - 5/5, series 1
The work of the Miami Swat team, as the elite tactical unit fights crime on the city's streets. Last in the series.

01:40 Cop Squad - 2/10, series 1
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

02:30 Caribbean Cops - 4/7, series 1
Law enforcers on the islands of Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago and St Lucia, and their no-nonsense approach in tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists.

03:20 Road Wars - 19/20, series 6
The team from the Proactive Elite Unit investigates Russian scam artists, a dangerous road user and a man riding a mini-motorbike.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 5/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond investigate claims that red-haired people are more sensitive to pain than brunettes. They also test the effectiveness of dog whistles, and find out the best way to cool the mouth after eating spicy food.

05:00 A League of Their Own - 2/12, series 1
Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones and Tony Blair's former communications director Alastair Campbell join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff, and regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson on the sports-based comedy quiz. Hosted by James Corden.

05:30 A League of Their Own - 3/12, series 1
Model Abbey Crouch and actor Neil Morrissey join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff in the studio for the sports-based comedy quiz. Hosted by James Corden, with regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson.

2013-08-20

BBC1 South East

BBC2 South East

BBC3

BBC4

Channel 4

Channel 5

Comedy Central

Comedy Central Extra

Film4

ITV Anglia

ITV2

ITV3

ITV4

More4

Pick TV

Sky Sports 1

Sky Sports 3

Sky Sports Ashes

Sky1

Sky2

BBC1 South East

08:15 Heir Hunters - Evans/Dunalley St
The probate officers investigate the case of Victor Evans from Bedford who died at the age of 88, but the common surname proves a real headache for them. A Victorian school in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, produces a massive windfall and an unusual challenge for the team.

09:00 Homes Under the Hammer
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a terraced house in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, a flat in Shepherd's Bush, London, and a two-bedroom property in Preston, Lancashire. They also talk to the buyers about their plans for the buildings.

10:00 Countryside 999 - 7/15, series 1
The Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew rescues an injured lumberjack from remote woodland. Dumfries police visit a farmhouse targeted by metal thieves, and a rural A&E team treats an injured farmer following a quad bike accident. Narrated by Ralph Ineson.

10:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Air Quality Cutdown
Dominic Littlewood and a team of specialists help two residents of a London apartment block who believe their health issues are down to poor ventilation in the building.

11:15 Bargain Hunt - Lewes 7
Catherine Southon and Mark Stacey offer advice to antique-hunters in Lewes, East Sussex, and Tim Wonnacott visits stately home Polesden Lacey in Surrey, and the former party pad of a wealthy society hostess.

12:00 BBC News; Weather

12:30 Regional News and Weather

12:45 Doctors - Where the Buck Stops
Jimmi helps a youngster accused of sex crimes understand he needs to follow his own moral compass rather than be guided by those around him. Meanwhile, Jas tries to avoid jumping to conclusions when her car is broken into.

13:15 Perfection - 60/60, series 3
Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game.

14:00 Escape to the Country - Herefordshire
Jonnie Irwin helps a couple with a budget of £400,000 move nearer to their daughter in rural Herefordshire. While in the county, the presenter also meets dairy farmers who use innovative methods in their work.

14:45 Wanted Down Under - Morby Family
Nicki Chapman gives the Morby family a chance to discover what their lives would be like if they moved to Perth in Western Australia. While born and bred Cornishman Brendan is opposed to the idea of moving so far from the places and people he loves, his wife Angela and three daughters hope this trip will help change his mind.

15:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Mark F v Mark S Antiques Fair
Mark Stacey and Mark Franks visit the Malvern Flea and Collectors Fair in Worcestershire as they compete to hunt down the best bargains, then sell them on for a profit at auction in aid of their chosen charity.

16:15 Pointless - 13/70, series 6
Quiz show in which pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize..

17:00 BBC News

17:30 Weather

17:30 South East Today

18:00 The One Show
Another mix of nationwide reports and live studio-based chat, hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones.

18:30 BBC News; Regional News

18:30 EastEnders - 4695
Ian pulls out all the stops to impress Denise and save their relationship. Peter is pleased the couple seem to be working things out, but his mood quickly changes when an unwanted face from his past turns up in Walford. Meanwhile, Bianca and Kat make a bet as to who can get the most attractive man to go out with them, and Carl provokes Max, causing the pair to come to blows.

19:00 Holby City - All at Sea
It's the day of Rachel's fundraiser and as Sacha struggles to organise the event, she grows jealous of the bond between Chrissie and Michael, leading to a confrontation. Serena is delighted to be performing a difficult operation for an audience of medical students, but her elderly mother's admittance to hospital leaves her in a quandary. Elliot books a romantic weekend away with Sharon, but when she receives a job opportunity in America, he starts to question their future together.

20:00 New Tricks - The Little Brother
While Brian spends time at home making peace with himself over his dismissal, he agrees to help Esther's friend Margaret find her missing brother Peter, in the interest of keeping his mind active. Peter was the accountant of a man who has gone to prison for the murder of his wife, so Brian visits the convict hoping he will be able to assist. However, his investigation begins to encroach on the Ucos team's efforts to track down a conman who may be connected to several outstanding cases

21:00 BBC News

21:25 National Lottery Update

21:25 Regional News and Weather

21:35 The Naked Rambler
Stephen Gough has been repeatedly arrested during attempts to walk from Land's End to John O'Groats without wearing clothes, and he's spent a total of almost seven years in Scottish prisons. This documentary follows the former Royal Marine as he sets out to trek naked more than 400 miles to his home in Eastleigh, Hampshire, on a four-month journey beset by run-ins with the police.

22:25 Paul O'Grady's Working Britain - Work
The comedian presents the first of two programmes in which he explores the history of the British working class. For Paul, these were the people who made Britain great, from the dark days of the Industrial Revolution to the hairnets and rubber gloves of the factory line. But what happened when these jobs were no more? Travelling from his childhood town of Birkenhead to Clyde in Glasgow, he discovers the factories and mines that were at the heart of industry and the effects of their disappearance. He also speaks to people who are keeping the culture and values of the class alive and tries his hand at some typical jobs to see whether the sense of pride has survived.

23:25 Weatherview

23:30 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.

BBC2 South East

06:05 Countryside 999 - 6/15, series 1
A Royal Navy Search and Rescue team relocates a heart-attack patient in need of specialist cardiac care, Dumfries traffic cops attend a pair of road collisions in icy conditions, and Cairngorm ski patrollers deals with a host of injuries on one of the busiest days of the season.

06:50 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Passbook Bank Accounts
Consumer expert Dominic Littlewood helps three pensioners whose savings disappeared. They say they did not withdraw the cash from their accounts, but the bank is adamant they did, so Dom challenges these allegations to discover if this case is in fact part of a bigger problem.

07:20 Saints and Scroungers - Mafuta/Charters
Fraud investigators in Southend-on-Sea, Essex, track down a charity worker they suspect has illegally claimed £31,000 in benefits. Dominic Littlewood also visits a man who cared for his terminally ill wife and elderly mother, before finding himself needing the help of Age UK North Tyneside.

08:05 You've Been Scammed - Inheritance Scam
Matt Allwright hears from a man who was so convinced he had inherited a fortune from a long-lost relative that he gave up his job, only to discover it was a scam. Plus, the story of a con-artist who sold the same boats to multiple people.

08:35 The Fantastic Mr Feynman
A profile of American physicist Richard Feynman, featuring interviews with the man himself as well as his friends, colleagues and family. Feynman was part of the team that designed the atomic bomb, helped to solve the mystery of the Challenger space shuttle catastrophe and won a Nobel Prize for his work in quantum electrodynamics, and is seen as one of the most influential and inspiring scientists of the 20th century.

09:35 HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.

10:00 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

10:30 BBC World News
The latest international headlines.

11:00 Coast - Faroe Islands
Neil Oliver heads to the north Atlantic to visit the Faroe Islands, where he learns how romance blossomed between British soldiers and local women during the Second World War's `Operation Valentine'.

11:15 The Super League Show
All the action from the latest Super League matches, which included Catalans Dragons v Wigan Warriors at the Stade Gilbert Brutus, London Broncos v Huddersfield Giants at the Stoop and Leeds Rhinos v Hull Kingston Rovers at Headingley..

11:55 Mastermind - Classic Mastermind
Subjects are the life and films of James Dean, the novels of Charles Dickens, prehistoric art up to 8000 BC, and the life and music of Edith Piaf. John Humphrys poses the questions in the specialist and general knowledge quiz, in an episode first aired in 2006.

12:25 Lucky Jim Film (1957)
A hard-drinking, unconventional junior lecturer is frustrated with his stuffy university, but still wants to curry favour with the formidable head of the history department. A family gathering and an academic ceremony provide opportunities to make an impression - but nothing goes to plan. Comedy based on Kingsley Amis's novel, starring Ian Carmichael, Terry-Thomas and Hugh Griffith.

14:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening - Best Of
Carol Kirkwood looks back on her alphabetical journey through the world of horticulture, picking out her favourite tips from fellow presenters. The series progressed in order from A to Z, featuring gardening themes beginning with all 26 letters. Last in the series.

14:45 A Taste of My Life - John Hurt
Actor John Hurt joins Nigel Slater to talk about his culinary memories, recalling his bad experiences at public school and how he was always being caught out as a naughty child. Elijah Wood, his co-star in The Oxford Murders, also challenges him to bake pizzas. Last in the series.

15:15 Journeys from the Centre of the Earth - Architecture
An examination of the architecture of ancient civilisations, as Iain Stewart looks at the geology of the Mediterranean region and reveals how early builders were influenced by the types of rock available. He also considers the distinctive designs and regional variations of Greek, Roman and Egyptian architects.

16:15 Antiques Roadshow - Vintage Antiques Roadshow: St Ives
In a programme first aired in 2004, the experts value more decorative objects and rarities belonging to the public when they visit St Ives in Cambridgeshire. Among the items brought in for valuation are one of the first pocket calculators ever produced and a jug purchased for next to nothing..

17:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.

17:30 Flog It! Trade Secrets - Famous Connections
Paul Martin and the team examine the impact of associations with famous people on the value of antiques and collectibles. The experts offer tips on whose autograph might be worth a small fortune and which historic events are worth a second look, while Charlie Ross explains why a letter signed by a politician is one of his favourite possessions.

18:30 Great British Railway Journeys - Hartlebury to Great Malvern
Michael Portillo visits the Worcestershire village of Hartlebury, which was once home to a bishop who captured Queen Victoria's attention, on the second leg of his journey from Oxford to the south Wales coast. He also investigates the secrets of Worcestershire sauce and learns why the Malvern Hills were popular with 19th-century health enthusiasts.

19:00 The Great British Bake Off - Cake
The return of the contest to determine Britain's best amateur baker, as 13 contenders face tasks devised by judges Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood. They must first make a sandwich cake, before having to follow Mary's basic recipe for angel food cake in the opening technical challenge. The showstopper round involves producing a chocolate-based cake and is the final chance to avoid being the first to leave the tent. .

20:00 The Midwives - Expect the Unexpected
The return of the programme offering an insider's view of the profession in 21st-century Britain, beginning with the work of staff in the busy delivery suite of St Mary's Hospital, Manchester. Midwife Lesley is looking after Neelam, who has type 1 diabetes and needs constant monitoring as her pregnancy is putting increased strain on her already fragile kidneys. She is also taking care of Liza, who is expecting twins and hoping to deliver naturally, but the birth becomes increasingly complicated.

21:00 Family Tree - Civil War
Tom tries to find out more about his great-great-grandfather Charles's mysterious activities as a soldier in the American Civil War, and expert Harvey Krupp agrees to investigate further on his behalf and invites him to take part in a battle re-enactment. Plus, a car accident leads Tom to meet aspiring writer Ally Keele. Comedy, starring Chris O'Dowd.

21:30 Weather

21:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events.

22:20 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip - 2/3, series 1
Si King and Dave Myers head to Wiltshire, where they help rebuild an early traction engine before learning how it revolutionised farming. In Derbyshire, they attempt to weave their own Hairy Biker cloth on a 100-year-old cotton-spinning machine called a mule, while in Cheshire they restore a rare barge once used to transport coal on Britain's canals.

23:20 This World - India's Supersize Kids
Anita Rani travels to Mumbai to investigate the obesity epidemic hitting India's middle class, meeting overweight teenagers unable to stop bingeing on western fast food. She reveals that Indians are genetically more disposed to being overweight and to developing the diabetes that often accompanies it, and visits clinics at the centre of a booming industry in weight-loss surgery. Part of the This World strand.

00:20 Make Me a German
In a bid to discover the secret of Germany's economic success, BBC journalist Justin Rowlatt and his wife Bee take their two youngest children with them to Nuremberg to live, work and socialise the German way. Justin starts a job in a pencil factory, one of the many small and medium-sized manufacturing companies that employ almost two-thirds of the country's workforce, while Bee, who is half German, learns how a typical hausfrau runs the family home, with the help of an expert from Germany's equivalent of the Women's Institute.

01:20 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 Homes Under the Hammer
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a terraced house in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, a flat in Shepherd's Bush, London, and a two-bedroom property in Preston, Lancashire. They also talk to the buyers about their plans for the buildings.

BBC3

18:00 Wolfblood - A Quiet Night In
Rhydian finds a box of designer clothes in the woods and starts selling them around the school. He resists Maddy's pleas to stop, and is duly arrested. Held in a cell, it falls to her parents to help liberate him before the moon rises. Children's drama, starring Aimee Kelly and Bobby Lockwood.

18:30 Wolfblood - The Call of the Wild
Rhydian encounters a woman who claims to be his mother. She accuses him of having gone soft following his integration into human society and appeals to him to join her somewhat savage pack. The youngster is tempted, and faces a big decision deciding where his real loyalties lie.

19:00 Barely Legal Drivers - Caz & Lloyd
Cameras follow 19-year-old Caz from Essex, who is confident in her ability behind the wheel, despite only passing her test a year ago and practical joker Lloyd from Cardiff, who has been involved in two crashes.

20:00 Don't Tell the Bride - Jade & Levi
Stoke City fan Levi is given £12,000 to plan every detail of his wedding to fiancee Jade. The bride-to-be longs for an intimate family celebration, but her football-mad groom intends to invite a guest list totalling thousands.

21:00 Badults - Cool
Carabine decides to improve the street-cred of his company, but with Rachel injured, it is left to Matthew to prove his boss is trendy. Meanwhile, Ben is inspired to align his chakras after finding a meditation CD, and Tom is prompted to make a dance track using the remote control. Comedy, starring Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry.

21:30 EastEnders - 4695
Ian pulls out all the stops to impress Denise and save their relationship. Peter is pleased the couple seem to be working things out, but his mood quickly changes when an unwanted face from his past turns up in Walford. Meanwhile, Bianca and Kat make a bet as to who can get the most attractive man to go out with them, and Carl provokes Max, causing the pair to come to blows.

22:00 Family Guy - Emission Impossible
The Griffins visit Lois's pregnant sister and help deliver her baby, who catches them off guard by putting in a premature appearance. Exhilarated, they decide to try for another child of their own - but Stewie is horrified and tries every trick in the book to prevent conception.

22:25 Family Guy - To Love and Die in Dixie
Chris identifies a thief in a police line-up, making the Griffins very unpopular with the criminal fraternity - and forcing them to move to a backwoods town in the South for their own protection. Animated adventures, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green.

22:45 American Dad! - Stan's Night Out
Stan goes out with some co-workers, but their night gets completely out of control when bodies pile up in the boot of Dick's car. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley try to find out which of them is better looking. Animated comedy, with the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Scott Grimes.

23:10 American Dad! - In Country - Club
Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at a Veterans Day celebration, but Stan is convinced he is not ready to undertake such a prestigious task, and decides he will only be capable of performing with feeling once he has experienced war first-hand.

23:30 Don't Tell the Bride - Jade & Levi
Stoke City fan Levi is given £12,000 to plan every detail of his wedding to fiancee Jade. The bride-to-be longs for an intimate family celebration, but her football-mad groom intends to invite a guest list totalling thousands.

00:30 Badults - Cool
Carabine decides to improve the street-cred of his company, but with Rachel injured, it is left to Matthew to prove his boss is trendy. Meanwhile, Ben is inspired to align his chakras after finding a meditation CD, and Tom is prompted to make a dance track using the remote control. Comedy, starring Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry.

02:00 Don't Tell the Bride - Jade & Levi
Stoke City fan Levi is given £12,000 to plan every detail of his wedding to fiancee Jade. The bride-to-be longs for an intimate family celebration, but her football-mad groom intends to invite a guest list totalling thousands.

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BBC4

18:00 World News Today
The day's leading stories.

18:30 Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest Places - Caves
Presenter and Welsh poet Ifor ap Glyn sets out to understand why religious urges can sometimes force people underground, and begins his journey at Lud's Church in Staffordshire, once described as `the place for the Devil to say matins'. He then tries to find evidence of the oldest holy place in Britain, which could be 14,000 years old, before following the trail of St Cuthbert's body as it was shifted between caves in the north of England. He ends his journey in Ripon Cathedral, North Yorkshire, and discovers a dramatic piece of religious theatre. Last in the series.

19:00 Archaeology: A Secret History - The Search for Civilisation
Richard Miles continues his series charting the history of archaeological breakthroughs by looking at how discoveries in the 18th and 19th centuries overturned previously formed ideas of when and where civilisation began, as empires competed to make their beliefs prevalent.

20:00 King Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons - Aethelstan - The First King of England
the role of Alfred the Great's grandson Aethelstan in creating a kingdom of all England. The presenter travels to Devon, Cumbria, Scotland and Rome to reveal why he believes the English monarch was one of the greatest, and tells the tale of the ruler's learning and law-making, including his development of a national coinage and his defeat of the Vikings and Scots in the Anglo-Saxon Great War. Last in the series.

21:00 20th Century Battlefields - 1968 Vietnam
Peter and Dan Snow investigate the Tet Offensive of 1968, a turning point for US marines in the Vietnam War. Dan squeezes into a claustrophobic tunnel system in which Viet Cong fighters lived, stored arms and planned a nationwide attack on South Vietnam, while Peter explains how US marines tried to flush out their opponents. The pair also join the British Army on an urban clearance operation to find out how painstaking and disorientating such manoeuvres can be.

22:00 Stories from the Dark Earth: Meet the Ancestors Revisited - Pagans of Roman Britain
Archaeologist Julian Richards revisits some of his most important digs to discover how science, conservation and new finds have changed people's understanding of ancient history. His journey begins at the excavation of two burials from Roman Britain - a wealthy man from Winchester, Hampshire, and the lavishly appointed grave of a woman from the heart of London.

23:00 The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II with Dan Cruickshank
Documentary exploring the aesthetic styles associated with Ludwig II of Bavaria, the legendary king who was believed to be handsome and loved by his people. Dan Cruickshank investigates the mock-medievalism of Neuschwanstein castle and the complex design of Herrenshiemsee, to assess how they are key to finding out more about the enigmatic ruler.

00:00 Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest Places - Caves
Presenter and Welsh poet Ifor ap Glyn sets out to understand why religious urges can sometimes force people underground, and begins his journey at Lud's Church in Staffordshire, once described as `the place for the Devil to say matins'. He then tries to find evidence of the oldest holy place in Britain, which could be 14,000 years old, before following the trail of St Cuthbert's body as it was shifted between caves in the north of England. He ends his journey in Ripon Cathedral, North Yorkshire, and discovers a dramatic piece of religious theatre. Last in the series.

00:30 Archaeology: A Secret History - The Search for Civilisation
Richard Miles continues his series charting the history of archaeological breakthroughs by looking at how discoveries in the 18th and 19th centuries overturned previously formed ideas of when and where civilisation began, as empires competed to make their beliefs prevalent.

01:30 King Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons - Aethelstan - The First King of England
the role of Alfred the Great's grandson Aethelstan in creating a kingdom of all England. The presenter travels to Devon, Cumbria, Scotland and Rome to reveal why he believes the English monarch was one of the greatest, and tells the tale of the ruler's learning and law-making, including his development of a national coinage and his defeat of the Vikings and Scots in the Anglo-Saxon Great War. Last in the series.

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Channel 4

06:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things - Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and his guest chefs create desserts using apples. Hugh provides a recipe for a posh take on apple crumble, while Gill Meller makes an apple flan with a rich almond paste, and Sophie Wright produces a ricotta cheese doughnut with apple puree.

06:10 According to Jim - Kyle's Crush
Kyle prepares for a date with Ruby's piano teacher, but Andy has begun seeing her without letting anyone know.

06:35 Will & Grace - It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World
Jack arranges a date on behalf of Will, while Grace attends her father Martin's birthday party and convinces Karen to come along. Unfortunately, no one else turns up, and the event proves to be a wash-out. Alan Arkin, Lee Majors and Debbie Reynolds guest.

07:00 Frasier - Author! Author!
Niles and Frasier decide to collaborate on a self-help book about sibling relationships. After struggling to write it they lock themselves in a hotel room until it is finished, but petty jealousy reigns and the Crane brothers are soon at each other's throats.

07:30 Frasier - Frasier Crane's Day Off
Food critic Gil takes over the radio show to cover for an ailing Frasier - who immediately fears his job is under threat and resolves to get back on air without delay. Comedy, starring Edward Hibbert and Kelsey Grammer.

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Silent Partners
Ray and Debra are shocked to realise they have virtually nothing to talk about except the kids, and resolve to take more of an interest in each other's hobbies.

08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Fairies
Ray is disturbed to learn Michael and Geoffrey are playing fairies in the school play, especially as they chose the roles themselves. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Sullivan Sweeten and Sawyer Sweeten.

09:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Zarnecki Incursion
Sheldon is distraught when his online gaming account is hacked, so his friends decide to find out who is responsible. However, they make the disastrous mistake of confronting the culprit in person. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco.

09:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Herb Garden Germination
Amy and Sheldon start a gossip experiment to see how quickly rumours spread among the gang, while Howard tells his friends he is planning to propose to Bernadette - not realising Raj is wrestling with his own feelings for her. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Mayim Bialik and Johnny Galecki.

10:00 Hollywood Me - 1/6, series 1
Interior designer to the stars Martyn Lawrence Bullard sends unsuspecting Britons to Los Angeles for a surprise makeover, while secretly giving their homes the Hollywood treatment. Hard-working mother Emily Bates embarks on shopping sprees and beauty treatments with Sharon Osbourne in Tinseltown, unaware that Martyn and his team are busy transforming her house in Peterborough.

11:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.

11:05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Wirral v Alicante, Spain
A couple with very different ideas of how they want to spend their retirement seek advice from Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman. While husband Tony plans on returning to the Wirral in Merseyside, his wife Karin hopes to move to southern Spain, where her sister has already settled.

12:05 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 20/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver demonstrates his own brand of fast food by showing viewers how to prepare two quick recipes. On the menu are spiced chicken, with bacon, asparagus and spinach lentils, plus falafel wraps with grilled vegetables and salsa.

12:35 The Lavender Hill Mob Film (1951)
An unassuming bank worker masterminds a plot to steal £1million in gold bullion, then melts it down and turns it into statues of the Eiffel Tower that can easily be exported - but the plan soon goes awry, with hilarious results. Ealing comedy, starring Alec Guinness, Stanley Holloway, Sid James and Audrey Hepburn.

14:10 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game in Dictionary Corner.

15:00 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the high-stakes game show, which sees contestants trying to hold their nerve in the hope of walking away with £250,000 - instead of going home with nothing more than a penny.

16:00 Come Dine with Me
Rosita Bowkat, a woman with a penchant for risque conversation, takes on landlady Tania Jones, fitness fanatic Nicholas Clarke and Take That tribute band member Tony James as the dinner-party challenge heads to Worcester. Among the week's highlights are a menu featuring gazelle horns, a Spartacus-themed evening and a frightening pig mask.

17:00 The Simpsons - Brake My Wife, Please
Homer has his driving licence revoked for being a menace to other road-users, forcing Marge to take charge of the family car and run endless errands for everyone - a responsibility she soon starts to resent. Featuring the guest voices of Steve Buscemi and singer-songwriter Jackson Browne.

17:30 Hollyoaks - 3672
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:55 4thought.tv
Avril and Ron Head talk about their experiences of adopting two boys and fostering more than 130 children, including many with complex medical needs.

19:00 Double Your House for Half the Money - 1/10, series 2
Sarah Beeny returns to show more homeowners how to achieve their property dreams without breaking the bank. In Ascot, Berkshire, the Ioannidis family wants to double the size of its 1950s semi, but sparks fly between daughter Helena and father Paris, who is project-managing the build. Meanwhile, Ben and Eloise Barratt plan to create more living space in their cramped 1960s detached house in Maidstone, Kent, before the arrival of their baby.

20:00 Top Boy - 1/4, series 2
Return of the drama exploring the world of inner-city gang culture. Dushane has finally made it as `Top Boy' and is moving up the ladder, but former right-hand man Sully is now a potentially dangerous rival with a new partner-in-crime. When the body of arch-rival Kamale is discovered, Dushane, Sully and Dris are arrested for murder, but solicitor Rhianna proves more than a match for the police. Meanwhile, with trials for the district youth squad approaching, 15-year-old Ra'Nell keeps out of trouble, but best friend Gem gets caught up in events he cannot control. Starring Ashley Walters, Kane Robinson, David Hayman and Lorraine Burroughs.

21:00 Rude Tube - Rude'lympics
Alex Zane continues his exploration of popular online videos with the inaugural `Rude'lympics' - 50 memorable examples of sporting success and failure. Featuring the Tenerife pool towel dash, a shopping centre Base jump and the world record for a dog licking a man's face.

22:05 The Dealership - 3/3, series 1
Greg demonstrates some of his team-building tactics and hires a new recruit, but 19-year-old Cormac's first month at the used-car dealership goes badly as he turns up late four times and has three days off sick. Meanwhile, 21-year-old former window fitter Scott is on his final warning and must reach his next sales target to keep his job. Last in the series.

23:05 Random Acts
Established artists and amateurs showcase their three-minute films, chosen for bold and original expressions of creativity.

23:10 Poker - Caribbean Adventure
The Caribbean Adventure. Play continues at the PCA 10 main event, with the original field of 987 entrants whittled down to just 166.

00:10 KOTV Boxing Weekly - Delvin Rodriguez v Freddy Hernandez
Delvin Rodriguez v Freddy Hernandez. Highlights of the bout for the vacant IBF North American Light Middleweight title at the Mohegan Sun Casino, Uncasville, Connecticut.

00:40 Beach Volleyball - 2013 World Championships: Men's Finals Day
Action from men's finals day at the World Championships in Stare Jablonki, Poland, featuring Germany v Brazil for the bronze medal, and Netherlands v Brazil in the gold medal match.

01:35 The Grid
Including a masterclass on the optimum racing line with McLaren F1 drivers Jenson Button and Sergio Perez, plus highlights from round 22 of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series in New York.

02:00 British GT Championship - British GT: 2013 Brands Hatch
Action from the fifth round of the season at Brands Hatch, where the seventh race of the campaign took place.

02:30 Ironman 2013 - Ironman Bolton
Action from the Ironman Bolton event, featuring an interview with British prospect Daniel Halksworth, who claimed his maiden Ironman victory at this race in 2012. There is also a look at where the best European triathletes figure in the rankings.

02:55 Three in a Bed - 5/10, series 2
The competition begins at Joseph's Amazing Camels in Stratford-upon-Avon, a £75-a-night B&B and camel-racing business, but one guest is unhappy with the planned activity. The group then visits the Old Royal Oak pub and guesthouse in Knaresborough, North Yorkshire, noting a distinct lack of personality in the rooms, before heading to Balnabrechan Lodge located north of Arbroath, where the host hopes traditional fare will win her competitors over.

03:50 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes worth as much as £250,000.

04:45 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard
The patissier demonstrates recipes and welcomes guests to his home to offer constructive criticism on their baked creations.

05:10 The Hoobs - News
The Hoob News screen breaks, so Iver volunteers to fix it.

05:35 The Hoobs - Groove's Special Collection
Groove discovers he does not have a collection of things that helps him feel unique and wonders what makes him different from everyone else.

Channel 5

06:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Elf Rescue
With so many important missions to get through, Elf Rescue needs a helping hand from Children Rescue.

06:20 The Mr Men Show - Science
Mr Nervous finds out more about the universe at a planetarium.

06:35 Thomas & Friends - Express Coming Through
The Fat Controller's mother throws a party, so he asks Thomas to take the guests on a tour of Sodor before returning to Knapford station for the festivities.

06:45 Noddy in Toyland - The Fastest Trousers
Mr Plod accidentally spills go-faster dust on his trousers - which promptly run away.

07:00 Fifi and the Flowertots - Bumble's Magic
Bumble practises in preparation for a magic show.

07:15 Peppa Pig - Horsey Twinkle Toes
Mr Zebra delivers a parcel from Aunt Dottie, causing Peppa and George to get excited.

07:20 Peppa Pig - My Cousin Chloe
The youngster is visited by her older cousin Chloe and learns to play games by someone else's rules.

07:25 Peppa Pig - Naughty Tortoise
Dr Hamster's pet tortoise Tiddles becomes stuck up a tree and needs rescuing.

07:35 Roary the Racing Car - Braking Promises
Roary is offered Maxi's spare-tyre warmers to use overnight.

07:50 Bananas in Pyjamas - Mrs Rat Takes Over
Rat's mother arrives for her summer visit and makes changes to the shop. Animation, with the voices of Dick and Dom.

08:00 Tickety Toc - Photo Time
The twins struggle to keep clean for Madame Au Lait's town photograph - especially when they help with messy jobs.

08:15 The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright and guests talk about the issues of the day, with viewers calling in to offer their opinions.

10:10 Cowboy Builders - Leeds
Melinda Messenger and Dominic Littlewood come to the aid of Rob and Janine Lafferty from Leeds, who paid £22,500 for a loft conversion. The builders neglected to install a vital supporting beam, rendering the space uninhabitable and creating a risk for five-year-old son Kian, whose bedroom is directly below. As Dom tries to track down the workmen responsible, Melinda oversees a radical makeover.

11:10 5 News Lunchtime
The day's headlines from around the world.

11:15 Big Brother - Big Brother: The Final
After nine-and-a-half weeks of secrets and lies, which saw actors posing as housemates, suspicious ex-coppers, fake evictions, nomination surprises, safe houses that were anything but, endless conflicts and some of the best challenges seen on the show in recent years, Emma Willis puts viewers and the remaining housemates out of their misery by revealing the winner of Big Brother 2013. As usual she whittles down the contestants one by one, leading them quickly through the best and worst of their time on the show until the public's favourite is the only one in the house. Before all that, there'll no doubt also be a roll-call of the other contestants and a speedy look back at what the hopefuls got up to in their last 24 hours together. And fans needn't worry about missing the show just yet - the normal BB may be over for another year, but Celebrity Big Brother is starting again on Thursday. Last in the series.

12:45 Neighbours - 6692
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

13:15 NCIS - Freedom
A former serviceman who had been having an affair is beaten to death in his own back garden, and the agents are forced to consider the possibility that his wife - a marine and martial arts expert - is the killer. Meanwhile, McGee becomes the subject of an embarrassing mix-up when an inflatable doll apparently purchased on his credit card is delivered. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon.

14:10 While My Pretty One Sleeps Film (1997)
A prominent gossip columnist is murdered before she can expose a scandal in the fashion industry. However, a tenacious boutique owner's curiosity is piqued by the case and she begins her own investigation - only to end up in danger from the Mafia. Murder mystery based on Mary Higgins Clark's novel, starring Connie Sellecca, Beau Starr and Frankie Pellegrino. Edited for daytime broadcast.

16:00 5 News at 5
The day's headlines from around the world.

16:30 Neighbours - 6692
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

17:00 Animal A&E - Joey's Left Foot
Andrea Hayes stays with the ISPCA at Ballinasloe Horse Fair, but learns distressing news about puppies left in the car park. The team encounters a loose horse, and officers try to determine if it has escaped or been abandoned by its owner.

18:00 NCIS - Dead Reckoning
CIA agent Trent Kort returns to track down dangerous criminal Jonathan Siravo and Gibbs is forced to put his personal feelings aside to assist in the investigation. The duo manage to get hold of Siravo's accountant, who agrees to reveal all he knows in exchange for full immunity, but the trail leads to an old man in a coma in what seems to be a case of stolen identity.

19:00 Born to Kill? - The Devil's Disciple: Born to Kill?
In the mid-1970s, London and the south-east of England saw a series of murders, the last of which was that of a Catholic priest found bludgeoned to death with an axe. The culprit was eventually found to be Patrick Mackay, who had been diagnosed at the age of 15 as being a potential psychopathic killer and whose behaviour became stranger and more extreme as he grew older. With the help of contributions from those who encountered him, psychologists and criminologists attempt to unravel whether Mackay was predisposed to become a murderer.

20:00 CSI: NY - Unspoken
Teacher Evan Westcott shoots at senatorial candidate Grant Hamilton during a political rally, with Lindsay being hurt in the ensuing chaos and a tragedy occurring when a boy picks up the discarded firearm. The investigators recover bullets from the crime scene and match the casings to a gun registered to Hamilton, but the politician claims it was stolen during a break-in at his home. Guest starring Neal McDonough (Desperate Housewives, Justified).

21:00 9/11 Crime Scene Investigators
Members of the NYPD's elite Crime Scene Unit recall their efforts to look for survivors in the aftermath of the 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre, as well as their search for evidence on the site during the following 18 months. Footage from head-mounted cameras demonstrates the perilous conditions in which Det Sgt Joe Blozis led the hunt for fragments of the planes and their black box recorders.

22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - The CSI Movie: Dr Who & Mr Jekyll
Feature-length episode. Langston's colleagues begin to suspect he may be responsible for the murder of a journalist when they learn the victim was planning to write a story accusing him of working alongside a serial killer. Their suspicions seem to be confirmed when Wendy reveals she observed him behaving strangely in recent months, while Catherine and Nick investigate his unconvincing alibi.

23:45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours - Mad Bomber
A serial bomber who targeted two Canadian towns and managed to evade capture for eight years until forensic document analysis helped to secure a conviction. Part-dramatised documentary, from an award-winning series following real cases from across North America.

00:10 SuperCasino
Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:55 Great Artists - Rembrandt
the life and work of 17th-century visionary Dutch artist Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn, who was famed for his skilful handling of light and shade in paintings portraying the human form. Born in Leiden in 1606, the eighth of nine children, his passion for art led him to an apprenticeship with a local painter, and from the time he was a 19-year-old he had a studio in Amsterdam, where he produced 75 self-portraits. Demand for his talents soon grew and success came when he was commissioned to paint The Anatomy Lesson of Dr Tulp.

03:20 Divine Designs - Temples of Suburbia
Dr Paul Binski, Professor of the History of Medieval Art at Cambridge University, examines more examples of religious art, viewing spectacular Hindu and Jain works in Leicester and north London.

03:45 House Doctor - Hammersmith
Ann Maurice helps a couple who are struggling to sell their house in Hammersmith, west London, despite a local property market boom.

04:10 Wildlife SOS - 6/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

04:35 Wildlife SOS - 7/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

05:00 Bananas in Pyjamas - The Bird Song
A little bird wakes the Bananas up too early in the morning with its song, so they try to scare it away.

05:10 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Magic Carpet
Ming gets stranded in the Big Tree, leaving Rupert, Ping Pong and Bill trying to rescue her, but they get stuck too.

05:20 Fireman Sam - The Big Chill
A cold snap knocks out power at the fire station, while Norman tries to clean a scarf he used to dress a snowman.

05:35 The WotWots - Wot Plants
SpottyWot plants himself in a bid to grow smaller SpottyWots. Narrated by Nicholas Parsons.

05:45 Peppa Pig - Bouncy Ball
George feels left out of Peppa and Suzy Sheep's game.

05:50 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures - On the Island
The duo accidentally drift out to sea on an air mattress and become stranded on a deserted island.

05:55 Little Princess - I Want to Recycle
The youngster realises the importance of not wasting things and tries to think of ways to recycle rubbish.

Comedy Central

07:00 Scrubs - My New Role
Dr Cox is overwhelmed by his new role as Chief of Medicine, and reaches out to Dr Kelso for friendship and support. Comedy, starring John C McGinley, Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

07:30 Friends - The One with Joey's Fridge
Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down.

08:00 Friends - The One with Mac and CHEESE
Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc.

08:30 Rules of Engagement - The Four Pillars
Audrey persuades Jeff to attend couples therapy, but the sessions prove to be unsuccessful - leaving the pair to resolve their own issues, while Russell tries to get over his crush. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie cares for Chelsea when she becomes ill - but is forced to fight his overwhelming urge to flee from the situation.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds revealing photos of another woman on Charlie's phone, leading him to swap stories of sexual encounters during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.

10:00 Friends - The One Where Ross Dates a Student
A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student.

10:30 Friends - The One with Joey's Fridge
Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down.

11:00 Friends - The One with Mac and CHEESE
Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc.

11:30 Rules of Engagement - The Four Pillars
Audrey persuades Jeff to attend couples therapy, but the sessions prove to be unsuccessful - leaving the pair to resolve their own issues, while Russell tries to get over his crush. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

12:00 Two and a Half Men - You Know What the Lollipop Is For
Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi () pays a visit, but his problems seem to disappear after Jake shows up unexpectedly. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
After a series of bad double date set-ups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman. Unfortunately, she turns out to be Charlie's ex, Rose. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey.

13:00 Friends - The One with Joey's Fridge
Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down.

13:30 Friends - The One with Mac and CHEESE
Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - The Four Pillars
Audrey persuades Jeff to attend couples therapy, but the sessions prove to be unsuccessful - leaving the pair to resolve their own issues, while Russell tries to get over his crush. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - You Know What the Lollipop Is For
Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi () pays a visit, but his problems seem to disappear after Jake shows up unexpectedly. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Angus T Jones.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
After a series of bad double date set-ups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman. Unfortunately, she turns out to be Charlie's ex, Rose. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Melanie Lynskey.

15:30 Friends - The One with the Secret Closet
A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage.

16:00 Friends - The One with the Birthing Video
Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox.

16:30 Friends - The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica.

17:00 Two and a Half Men - My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie cares for Chelsea when she becomes ill - but is forced to fight his overwhelming urge to flee from the situation.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds revealing photos of another woman on Charlie's phone, leading him to swap stories of sexual encounters during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome.

18:00 Rules of Engagement - The Four Pillars
Audrey persuades Jeff to attend couples therapy, but the sessions prove to be unsuccessful - leaving the pair to resolve their own issues, while Russell tries to get over his crush. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

18:30 Friends - The One with the Secret Closet
A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage.

19:00 Friends - The One with the Birthing Video
Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox.

19:30 Friends - The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica.

20:00 Seann Walsh World - 6/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

20:30 Live at the Apollo - 6/6, series 8
Inbetweeners star Greg Davies plays host for another session of stand-up at Hammersmith Apollo in London, warming up the audience before comedy circuit regulars Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans take the mic.

22:30 Seann Walsh World - 6/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

23:00 Live at the Apollo - 6/6, series 8
Inbetweeners star Greg Davies plays host for another session of stand-up at Hammersmith Apollo in London, warming up the audience before comedy circuit regulars Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans take the mic.

00:00 South Park - Fatbeard
Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate. He promises them they will find paradise and buried treasure as soon as they reach Skull Island.

00:30 South Park - Dead Celebrities
Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him.

01:00 Anger Management - Charlie and Cee Lo
Charlie takes on singer Cee Lo Green as a patient. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair.

01:30 Friends - The One with Joey's Fridge
Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down.

01:55 The King of Queens - Best Man
A wedding becomes uncomfortable for Doug when he discovers Carrie's sexual history with the bridegroom, but Arthur is more preoccupied with the choice of food.

02:20 The King of Queens - Dog Days
Doug takes action when a neighbour's dog keeps him and Carrie awake all night, and Arthur thinks he is the inspiration for a comic-strip. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller.

02:45 Frasier - Rooms with a View
Part two of three. While Niles waits to undergo his heart bypass operation, Frasier tries to keep everyone's spirits up by describing the procedure in detail - a brainwave that leaves Daphne more depressed than ever. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - Angry Sex
Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - PT&A
Members of the parent-teacher association complain about Debra's outfits, leaving Ray facing the delicate task of persuading her to dress more conservatively in future. Comedy, starring Ray Romano.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Security
Robert contemplates leaving the police force to take up a job selling security systems, but the proposal receives a mixed reaction, leading to tense celebrations at his birthday party. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Brad Garrett and Patricia Heaton.

08:30 Scrubs - My Mentor
JD asks his mentor for help with a difficult patient, but is disappointed at his casual attitude. Elliot makes enemies among the nursing staff, and Turk gets a date with Carla.

09:00 Scrubs - My Best Friend's Mistake
Elliot confronts Dr Kelso and tells him to stop calling her sweetheart, while JD feels neglected by Turk, who has been spending a lot of time with Carla - and considers getting even by reporting him for professional incompetence.

09:30 Scrubs - My Old Lady
An elderly woman teaches JD a valuable lesson, Elliot has a reconciliation with Carla, and Turk tries to break bad news to a hernia patient. Comedy, guest starring Kathryn Joosten

10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Crazy Chin
Amy's parents draw attention to Robert's strange eating habits, making him feel self-conscious every time he sits down for a meal - so Debra devises a plan to cure him once and for all.

10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Nice Talk
An invitation to spend Easter with the Barones spurs the MacDougalls to unite with the family over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle - until Ray and Pat upset the apple cart by indulging in more than their fair share of bonding. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother.

11:30 Two and a Half Men - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie faces a difficult decision as Berta and Lydia fight over him, and turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

12:00 Punk'd - 5/8, series 2
Rachael Leigh Cook blows the whistle on an old man beat-down, Halle Berry is denied entrance into her own movie premiere and Taye Diggs gets an examination from Dr Punk'd.

12:30 The King of Queens - Hi-Def Jam
Doug hatches a plan to watch a forthcoming Super Bowl game on the high-definition television owned by Carrie's boss. Lou Ferrigno and Ricki Lake guest star.

13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Crazy Chin
Amy's parents draw attention to Robert's strange eating habits, making him feel self-conscious every time he sits down for a meal - so Debra devises a plan to cure him once and for all.

13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Nice Talk
An invitation to spend Easter with the Barones spurs the MacDougalls to unite with the family over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle - until Ray and Pat upset the apple cart by indulging in more than their fair share of bonding. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton.

14:00 Scrubs - My Two Dads
JD learns Dr Cox has tampered with a dead patient's medical insurance in a bid to help a more needy case, and Carla is delighted with a pen given to her by Turk - until she finds out where he got it.

14:30 Scrubs - My Bad
Elliot takes care of a patient whose jaw has been wired shut and Turk spends the night with Carla, while JD sleeps with an important board member - only to discover she is Dr Cox's former wife.

15:00 The King of Queens - Paint Misbehavin'
The gang goes paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, but Doug feels insecure when he learns Carrie finds Deacon attractive. Richie reveals his feelings for Stephanie, and a new arrival in the neighbourhood starts taking the game far too seriously. Ricki Lake and Eric Roberts guest star.

15:30 The King of Queens - Deacon Blues
Doug learns Deacon has lied to his wife about a relationship with a female acquaintance, and Carrie questions her marriage due to her husband's views on cheating. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Victor Williams.

16:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Crazy Chin
Amy's parents draw attention to Robert's strange eating habits, making him feel self-conscious every time he sits down for a meal - so Debra devises a plan to cure him once and for all.

16:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Nice Talk
An invitation to spend Easter with the Barones spurs the MacDougalls to unite with the family over a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle - until Ray and Pat upset the apple cart by indulging in more than their fair share of bonding. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton.

17:00 Scrubs - My Super Ego
Carla sees through Dr Cox's gruff exterior, while JD finds he has competition for the unofficial title of brightest intern in the shape of Nick Murdoch, who seems nicer, friendlier and more enthusiastic than him. Comedy, guest starring Sean Hayes (Will & Grace)

17:30 Scrubs - My Fifteen Minutes
JD and Turk save a cameraman's life during a visit to a strip club, and the heroics are captured on film. Meanwhile, Carla ducks out of an evening with Elliot - only to meet her later in embarrassing circumstances. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

18:00 Punk'd - 5/8, series 2
Rachael Leigh Cook blows the whistle on an old man beat-down, Halle Berry is denied entrance into her own movie premiere and Taye Diggs gets an examination from Dr Punk'd.

18:25 Sex and the City - The Big Time
Charlotte begins to wonder if Trey is the love of her life, and Samantha fears she is going through the menopause. Carrie has more surprise run-ins with Big, and Steve does his best to persuade Miranda to have a baby.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Having previously lost everything to Judith in their divorce, Alan hires her lawyer - knowing he is the best. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists the help of Charlie to improve their relationship.

20:00 South Park - The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Kyle's parents refuse to let him see a controversial rock band in concert, so he decides to get his own back by accusing them of child abuse.

20:30 South Park - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
A department store offering massive discounts opens and all the locals rush to shop there, but before long the town's smaller businesses have to shut down because they cannot compete. Furious, Stan organises a rally against the manager of the new mall - who responds by committing suicide.

21:00 South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys spend all weekend playing the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

21:30 South Park - Go God Go
Part one of two. The gang learns about the theory of evolution, and Cartman freezes himself, hoping to awaken when a games console is released.

22:00 Jackass - 3/8, series 2
Johnny Knoxville gets blasted against a wall by a fire engine hose, Steve-O has his buttocks pierced and the entire cast try out a human slingshot.

23:00 Sex and the City - Easy Come, Easy Go
Miranda finds it difficult living with a former partner, and Carrie cheats on Aidan with Mr Big. Samantha's latest conquest leaves a nasty taste in her mouth, and Charlotte achieves her ultimate goal when she gets engaged - but not in the way she had hoped.

23:40 Sex and the City - All or Nothing
Carrie becomes guilt-ridden about her affair with Big. Miranda discovers phone sex can be just as satisfying as the real thing, and Samantha is struck down with flu. Comedy series, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall.

00:20 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Justin Moorhouse cracks wise about coffee shops, Carl Donnelly talks about one-night stands, Chris McCausland considers embarrassing situations and Craig Campbell discusses Norway.

00:50 The Office: An American Workplace - Two Weeks
Under the pressure of further scrutiny by his new boss, Michael becomes increasingly careless. Pam struggles with a troublesome photocopier, and Kelly develops a new crush. Comedy, starring Steve Carell.

01:20 The Roast of Charlie Sheen
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane hosts a comedy tribute to the eccentric Hollywood star, whose behaviour in the months preceding his high-profile departure from long-running comedy series Two and a Half Men grabbed headlines on both sides of the Atlantic. Featuring appearances by Mike Tyson, Steve-O, William Shatner, Kate Walsh and the late Patrice O'Neal.

02:50 South Park - Spontaneous Combustion
An epidemic of spontaneous combustion strikes, so Mr Marsh is assigned the task of discovering the cause. It seems gas retention could be to blame.

03:15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - Brave New World
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, including Brave New World.

03:20 MASH - Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Hawkeye sees the camp in a different light when he is temporarily blinded, and Frank finds a sure-fire way to win bets on baseball games. Comedy, starring Alan Alda and.

03:45 MASH - Lt Radar O'Reilly
A sergeant repays a poker debt by arranging Radar's promotion to lieutenant. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff and Harry Morgan.

04:10 Frasier - Four for the Seesaw
A spontaneous gesture lands the Crane brothers a double date with two beautiful women, and Frasier tries to help Niles overcome the feeling that he is betraying Maris when they all take a trip to a cabin in the country. Comedy, guest starring Megan Mullally (Will & Grace) and Lisa Darr (Ellen)

04:35 Frasier - To Kill a Talking Bird
Niles throws a house-warming party - but his new pet cockatoo threatens to spoil the festivities by clinging firmly to the top of his head and refusing to be dislodged. Comedy, guest starring Patricia Wettig (Brothers & Sisters)

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:05 Ugly Betty - The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe
Daniel visits his mother in rehab, while Betty spends a hectic Halloween trying to track down her boss's missing watch and dealing with her growing attraction to Henry. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina is horrified to learn that she cannot fit into a designer gown.

06:50 Made in Chelsea - 6/8, series 1
Hugo and Spencer organise a surprise trip to Cannes to celebrate Caggie's birthday, and the friends are joined by Millie to explore the French Riviera town's waterfront in a luxury yacht. However, a surprise encounter gets Spencer into trouble.

07:45 Scrubs - My Occurrence
Part one of two. Jordan's brother Ben is admitted to the hospital suffering from a minor injury, but JD later faces the difficult task of telling him he also has leukaemia. Meanwhile, Elliot mistakenly tells a patient she is pregnant. Guest starring Brendan Fraser.

08:15 Rules of Engagement - Cheating
Jeff tries his best to dodge Audrey's new healthy-food regimen. Russell begins hanging around with a new intern, leaving Timmy behind, but soon begins to struggle to keep up with his new friend. Elsewhere, Adam loses interest when Jen's morning work-out class means they have to go to bed early every night.

08:40 90210 - Hollywood Forever
Annie and Ethan are paired up for a class project and begin to see each other in a new light, while Silver and Dixon get closer during a party. Harry confronts his past after Tracy tells him she hired a private investigator to search for their son, and Naomi regrets intervening in Adrianna's drug problem.

09:35 Ugly Betty - The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe
Daniel visits his mother in rehab, while Betty spends a hectic Halloween trying to track down her boss's missing watch and dealing with her growing attraction to Henry. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina is horrified to learn that she cannot fit into a designer gown.

10:35 Charmed - Someone to Witch Over Me
Paige teams up with Agent Brody to prevent evil demon Sarpedon from capturing guardian angels and using them to protect himself. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe encourage Leo to confront his inner turmoil by going on a vision quest - leading him into a dangerous pact. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan, Alyssa Milano and Brian Krause.

11:35 Hollyoaks - 3671
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

12:05 How I Met Your Mother - The Broath
The friends set out to break up Barney and Quinn's relationship when Ted reveals she is a stripper, but the duo teach them all a lesson. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily tell embarrassing sex stories, while Ted and Robin are finally reconciled.

12:35 How I Met Your Mother - Trilogy Time
Barney and Quinn move in together, but their relationship hits a snag when he is unwilling to get rid of his old possessions. Later, he joins Ted and Marshall to watch a film trilogy and speculate about the future. Comedy, starring Neil Patrick Harris.

13:00 Scrubs - My Hero
Part two of two. Ben's doctors suggest different methods of treatment to tackle his leukaemia, while JD finds his professional judgement wavering at the thought of operating on a friend. Meanwhile, Elliot and Turk both feel their talents are not appreciated. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser.

13:35 Scrubs - My Last Day
Just as the interns are finally about to become fully qualified doctors, a visit from Jordan has repercussions for them all. Comedy, starring Christa Miller Lawrence, Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

14:00 Charmed - Someone to Witch Over Me
Paige teams up with Agent Brody to prevent evil demon Sarpedon from capturing guardian angels and using them to protect himself. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe encourage Leo to confront his inner turmoil by going on a vision quest - leading him into a dangerous pact. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan, Alyssa Milano and Brian Krause.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - The Chair
Audrey buys a new chair, which Jeff hates, and the situation spirals out of control as they argue over whether to get rid of it. Meanwhile, Russell takes Timmy to an executive dining room to help him impress a new love interest, and Adam builds an elaborate fort. Comedy, starring Megyn Price and Patrick Warburton.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - A Big Bust
Audrey gets lost in translation when she befriends her housekeeper and decides to raise money from the neighbours to help her pay for an operation. Timmy's preparations to run a marathon with his friend Stephanie are ruined by Russell when he goes out on a date with her and persuades her to drink.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - The Broath
The friends set out to break up Barney and Quinn's relationship when Ted reveals she is a stripper, but the duo teach them all a lesson. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily tell embarrassing sex stories, while Ted and Robin are finally reconciled.

16:25 How I Met Your Mother - Trilogy Time
Barney and Quinn move in together, but their relationship hits a snag when he is unwilling to get rid of his old possessions. Later, he joins Ted and Marshall to watch a film trilogy and speculate about the future. Comedy, starring Neil Patrick Harris.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Guitarist Amplification
A jealous Leonard argues with Penny when she invites one of her male friends to stay at her apartment while he is in town. Unfortunately, the row brings up unpleasant memories for Sheldon of watching his warring parents, causing even more tension between the friends.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Leonard, Raj and Howard go camping to watch the Leonid meteor shower, but the trip takes an unexpected turn thanks to some specially baked cookies. Meanwhile, Penny injures herself in the shower, and with the rest of the gang out of town, it is left to Sheldon to come to her aid.

18:00 Hollyoaks - 3673
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - Rebound Bro
Stella declares herself ready to have sex with Ted, but when she finds out that he told Marshall and Lily about her five years of celibacy she dumps him. Meanwhile, Barney starts the search for a new `Bro' and half-heartedly settles on work colleague Randy.

19:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
A row between Leonard and Sheldon over the ending of a Harry Potter book affects Amy and Penny's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Howard goes on a trip to Las Vegas with Bernadette and asks Raj to keep an eye on his mother while he is away.

20:00 New Girl - Bachelorette Party
Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party, while Nick and Winston decide to spend some time with groom-to-be Shivrang. Schmidt becomes annoyed when he discovers he has not been given a `plus one' invitation to the wedding, and decides to prove he is perfectly capable of securing a date in time for the big day. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel.

20:30 The Mindy Project - Triathlon
Danny's ex-wife Christina () returns seeking a reconciliation after she reads a letter he never intended her to see. Meanwhile, Mindy suffers a crisis of faith after Casey reveals he always imagined he would end up with a Christian, and her colleagues take part in a triathlon. Comedy, starring Mindy Kaling.

21:00 Happy Endings - The Ex Factor
Brad is jealous when he finds out Jane's ex-boyfriend is coming to visit, but soon changes his attitude when he realises former lover Ryan is a woman. Meanwhile, Max gets a new room-mate who causes suspicion among the gang when he suddenly goes missing. Comedy, starring Eliza Coupe.

21:30 The Cleveland Show - The Wide World of the Cleveland Show
An exploration of the Brown-Tubbs family's various incarnations around the world. Cleveland is unhappy with Junior's choice of birthday celebration in Mexico and must choose a successor in a mob-style parody set in Italy. Meanwhile, in Japan, he builds a robot version of himself to work late at the office.

22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats - 8 Out of 10 Cats: Uncut
Captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp for the irreverent panel show. The teams answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today. Jimmy Carr hosts.

22:50 The Big Bang Theory - The Guitarist Amplification
A jealous Leonard argues with Penny when she invites one of her male friends to stay at her apartment while he is in town. Unfortunately, the row brings up unpleasant memories for Sheldon of watching his warring parents, causing even more tension between the friends.

23:20 The Big Bang Theory - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Leonard, Raj and Howard go camping to watch the Leonid meteor shower, but the trip takes an unexpected turn thanks to some specially baked cookies. Meanwhile, Penny injures herself in the shower, and with the rest of the gang out of town, it is left to Sheldon to come to her aid.

23:50 90210 - We're Not Not in Kansas Any More
Annie experiences an alternate reality and sees what it could have been like if she had stayed in Kansas instead of moving to Beverly Hills. She is engaged to her high school boyfriend, Dixon is a successful hip-hop star and Naomi is a real estate agent.

00:45 PhoneShop - £goodtimes
Janine tries to stage the most elaborate party of all time as PhoneShop Sutton attempts to win The Golden Bowl insurance sales award for the sixth-year running. Meanwhile, Lance uses all his energy to try to get MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace to follow him on a social networking website.

01:10 Beaver Falls - 5/6, series 2
A publicity-seeking prophet declares the end of the world is nigh, and the counsellors take great pleasure in watching the Beaver Falls campers descend into childish panic. However, as Flynn and PJ's relationship undergoes drastic changes, and two years of sexual tension between A-Rab and Rachael reach boiling point, the apocalyptic visions prove to be unexpectedly apt. Comedy drama, starring Samuel Robertson and Scarlett Alice Johnson.

02:00 The Cleveland Show - The Men in Me
Cleveland is horrified to be labelled the whitest man in America after winning a dance competition. In an effort to shake off his unwanted reputation, he embarks on a quest to learn more about his roots, and is reunited with his childhood nanny Barbara.

02:20 Bob's Burgers - Hamburger Dinner Theatre
Bob reluctantly allows Linda and the children to stage a musical murder-mystery dinner in the restaurant. The opening night seems set for disaster, until an unexpected interruption changes the play's creative direction - and leaves Linda with an unusual dilemma.

02:45 Being Erica - Erica, Interrupted
Three years after beginning her time-travelling therapy with Dr Tom, Erica is startled when she unexpectedly arrives back where she started. Comedy drama, starring Erin Karpluk.

03:30 Made in Chelsea - 6/8, series 1
Hugo and Spencer organise a surprise trip to Cannes to celebrate Caggie's birthday, and the friends are joined by Millie to explore the French Riviera town's waterfront in a luxury yacht. However, a surprise encounter gets Spencer into trouble.

05:00 Switched
Country girl Savannah travels to New York City, where she takes a ride in a taxi for the first time, goes to see a Broadway musical and has a game of squash with the world's best player. Her counterpart Pierce discovers life on a farm as he cleans out a giant chicken-house and uproots weeds in the fields.

05:20 90210 - There's No Place Like Homecoming
Annie and Ethan come up with a plan to attend the homecoming dance together without officially making it a date, and Adrianna confesses about her drug use before checking into rehab. Meanwhile, Ryan makes a surprising discovery about Kimberly, and Debbie confronts Tracy about her inappropriate behaviour with Harry.

Film4

10:00 The Nutty Professor Film (1963)
A shy, awkward chemistry teacher harbours a crush on a beautiful student. When he creates a potion that transforms him into an irresistible ladies' man, he comes close to attracting her attention - but at every critical moment the effects of the elixir wear off. Comedy, starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens, Howard Morris and Kathleen Freeman.

12:10 Ramona and Beezus Film (2010)
Premiere. Nine-year-old Ramona has a vivid imagination and an unfortunate habit of accidentally causing trouble for herself and everyone else. When her father loses his job, the family's lives are thrown into upheaval, so Ramona puts her mind to the task of making sure they do not lose their home. Comedy based on Beverly Cleary's series of books, starring Joey King and Selena Gomez.

14:15 King Solomon's Mines Film (1985)
A rugged soldier of fortune is hired to help a woman find her father, who is missing in the African wilderness. However, during his mission, he gets caught up in the search for a legendary treasure - and must fight for his life against cannibals, the German army and a long-standing foe. Action adventure based on H Rider Haggard's novel

16:10 The Ladykillers Film (1955)
A criminal mastermind and his gang come up with a cunning scheme to steal a fortune, but their plan is threatened by the unsuspecting elderly landlady of the boarding house they rent rooms from. They decide to dispose of her, which proves easier said than done. Classic Ealing comedy

18:00 St Trinian's Film (2007)
An anarchic girls' boarding school is threatened with closure, owing to financial difficulties and a strict education minister determined to clean up its bad reputation. The pupils realise their hapless teachers are unable to deal with the crisis, so plan to save the day by dabbling in art theft. Comedy, starring Rupert Everett in a dual role alongside Colin Firth, Russell Brand and Gemma Arterton.

20:00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Film (2003)
As hobbits Frodo and Sam near the end of their journey into the dark lands of Mordor to destroy the One Ring, the evil Sauron unleashes the full might of his armies on Middle-earth. Meanwhile, Aragorn must fulfil his destiny of becoming king by leading his people into a climactic battle with the forces of darkness. Conclusion of the fantasy adventure trilogy, starring Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen and Sean Astin.

00:00 Gozu Film (2003)
A smalltime Japanese gangster is ordered to dispose of a crime boss whose mental instability has become a liability. As he strives to complete his mission, he finds himself drawn into an increasingly bizarre series of events. Horror from director Takashi Miike, starring Hideki Sone, Sho Aikawa and Kimika Yoshino. In Japanese.

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ITV Anglia

07:30 Lorraine - 166/260, series 4
Mamma Mia and Les Miserables star Amanda Seyfried talks about her latest film Lovelace. Plus, entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip..

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

10:25 ITV News

11:30 Star Treatment - Whiston Hospital
The Glam Van heads to Whiston Hospital in St Helens, Merseyside, where six workers are treated to a makeover and food created by a top chef, before stepping into the spotlight on the Clocking Off Catwalk to show off their new looks to their families, friends and colleagues..

12:30 ITV News and Weather

12:55 ITV Anglia Weather

12:55 ITV News Anglia

13:00 Storage Hoarders - 7/30, series 2
Aggie MacKenzie helps a woman face the emotional challenge of sorting through her items of sentimental value, and a couple are amazed at what is hiding behind their inherited hoard.

14:00 Secret Dealers - 25/30, series 4
Tim Hogarth, Mark Stevens and Alison Chapman are amazed at the amount of gold on offer at the first house, but Alison's mood darkens when she is outbid in the second. Karen Dalmeny surprises everyone by placing a high bid for a painting of a bull, but struggles to persuade the sentimentally minded owner to sell any of his possessions.

14:59 ITV Anglia Weather

15:00 Long Lost Family - 1/6, series 1
A show aiming to help people reunite with long-lost relatives. Jennifer Wilson from Rotherham, South Yorkshire, tells of her search for the twin sister from whom she was separated at birth, and Karen Lloyd from Warwickshire discusses how she has spent the past 20 years trying to track down her father.

16:00 Take on the Twisters - 22/30, series 1
The quiz in which contestants must use a combination of knowledge and strategy to defeat their opponents in the first part of the show to take on eight giant sand timers, where the more they keep in play before time runs out, the greater the jackpot they can win.

17:00 ITV News Anglia

17:30 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Emmerdale - 6636
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

18:30 Nature's Newborns - 8/8, series 1
Veterinary surgeon Steve Leonard visits a baby gorilla and a nervous newborn okapi - a mammal native to the Democratic Republic of Congo that is similar to the giraffe. He also tries to shed light on the mysterious Beast of Bodmin as he travels around the UK meeting more individuals who help rear a vast array of animals. Last in the series.

19:00 Lewis - Generation of Vipers
A professor feels humiliated when her internet dating video is leaked onto a website and watched by her students. The next morning she is found dead, the victim of what appears to be a straightforward suicide. However, Lewis is not convinced and digs deeper, identifying several suspects including the site's founder - but as he and Hathaway get closer to the truth amid a rising death toll, they find their personal and professional lives dredged up online for all to see. Guest starring Roxanne McKee (Game of Thrones) and Toby Stephens (Die Another Day)

21:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather

21:30 ITV Anglia Weather

21:30 ITV News Anglia

21:35 Perspectives - Perspectives: Lenny Henry - Finding Shakespeare
his changing relationship with the works of Shakespeare. Growing up in the West Midlands, the comedian found the plays boring, irrelevant and inaccessible, but after appearing on a Radio 4 programme about the Bard he was offered the chance to take the title role in a production of Othello in 2009, and has since appeared in The Comedy of Errors at the National Theatre. Lenny joins forces with a rapper, an Oxford don, the mentor who prepared him to play Othello, and actors Dominic West and Adrian Lester to try to show a class of London schoolchildren how Shakespeare can be relevant to them.

22:35 In Plain Sight - Reservations, I've Got a Few
Mary and Marshall enlist the help of a Native American detective to help them track down a witness who has escaped from their watch and is hiding out on an Indian reservation. Drama, starring Mary McCormack and Frederick Weller.

23:30 Jackpot247
Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

02:40 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

04:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

05:00 Daybreak - 167/260, series 4
Morning show featuring news and current affairs, plus health, entertainment and lifestyle features.

ITV2

06:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

07:10 You've Been Framed! - 7/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, featuring a petrol station collapsing on a car, hobbies going wrong, and an inner tube with a man inside hitting a girl at the bottom of a hill.

07:40 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:35 Up All Night
Comedy about the fortunes of a TV talk-show producer and her supportive, stay-at-home husband, as they try to adjust to life with their newborn baby.

09:00 Up All Night
Comedy about the fortunes of a TV talk-show producer and her supportive, stay-at-home husband, as they try to adjust to life with their newborn baby.

09:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Your Face or Mine?
A seance held by Kyle offers an insight into the womens' past and future, while the cause of Kim's erratic behaviour is finally revealed. Reality series following the lavish lives of six women.

10:30 Millionaire Matchmaker - The Player and the Piano Player
Dating guru Patti Stanger helps a retired football player and a mature musician, who never married but still hopes to have children, try to find romance.

11:30 Emmerdale - 6635
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

12:00 Coronation Street - 8194
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

12:30 Coronation Street - 8195
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

13:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

14:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

15:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Tempest in a Tea Party
Emotions bubble over at Lisa's tea party as the host uses the occasion to try to settle her differences with Taylor. Reality series following the lavish lives of six women.

16:05 Millionaire Matchmaker - 13/15, series 5
Patti Stanger's team decide it is time the matchmaker found love for herself, but worry a date with the tough-talking expert could be too intimidating for potential suitors.

17:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

18:00 You've Been Framed! - 9/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a skier caught on a chair lift, a TV involved in a game of hide-and-seek, and a girl who came to regret climbing over a gate.

18:30 You've Been Framed! - 10/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including a cat that has taken a dislike to DVDs, a mattress that is not as supportive as it should be and fun at the beach.

19:00 You've Been Framed! - You've Been Framed: A-Z
Comedian Harry Hill narrates an alphabetical selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage.

20:00 Hell's Kitchen USA - Hell's Kitchen
With the grand final just around the corner, the remaining chefs are challenged to replicate a sample dish using taste, texture and sight alone. The winner is awarded a $1,000 shopping spree before another gruelling evening service, and Gordon Ramsay faces of his toughest elimination decisions yet.

21:00 The Invention of Lying Film (2009)
In a world where everyone always tells the truth, a failed documentary writer learns how to lie. Since no one else in the world knows what a lie is, his most ludicrous inventions are taken at face value, making him a huge success - and ultimately leading to him starting his own religion. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais and Jennifer Garner.

23:05 The Big Reunion - 8/9, series 1
The London Hammersmith Apollo gig is approaching fast, but Liberty X member Tony is called away from the rehearsals to a family emergency, while 5ive's Sean struggles with his past demons. Blue talk more about life after fame, including Simon and Antony's financial woes, Duncan's coming out and Lee's solo career.

00:05 Love in the Wild - 7/8, series 1
The remaining three pairs are challenged to collect bags of coins from five different locations and a resident of a small village has important information to tell them. Reality game show, hosted by Darren McMullen.

00:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Emmerdale - 6636
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

05:25 The Xtra Factor - The Xtra Factor: Judges Best and Worst Ever
Caroline Flack and Olly Murs take a look back at the judges' best and worst behaviour, including the rows and walkouts, plus they chat to each of them about their time behind the legendary X Factor desk.

ITV3

06:20 Wild at Heart - 3/6, series 1
Sarah's ex-husband Simon turns up and announces he wants to take Evan and Olivia back to England. Needless to say, she refuses to countenance the move, prompting him to threaten court action. Meanwhile, Rosie begins a job at a local bar - where a drunken fight places her in danger. Amanda Holden and Lucy-

07:20 Rising Damp - That's My Boy
Rigsby returns from a dismal holiday in Spain to find a surprise awaiting him - the love of his life, Miss Jones, is back - with a baby in tow. Comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter.

07:55 Dickinson's Real Deal - Burton-on-Trent
David Dickinson travels to Burton-on-Trent in Staffordshire to help members of the public sort the treasures from their trash. Antiques dealers James Layte and David and Cheryl Hakeney offer them the chance to put their items up for auction or accept a cash sum, and some war diaries make big money when they go under the hammer.

08:55 Murder, She Wrote - Proof Is in the Pudding
Jessica investigates when a gangster's attempt to take over a chef's new restaurant leads to murder, but the sleuth finds her involvement is resented by the detective assigned to the case.

09:50 Wycliffe - On Account
A blackmailer contaminates a jar of baby food in a local supermarket and promises it will not be the last if he does not receive payment. Wycliffe and his team spring into action, aware they are under investigation by the police disciplinary squad. Crime drama, starring Jack Shepherd and Sharon Duce.

11:00 The Darling Buds of May - The Happiest Days of Your Life - Part Two
Part two of two. The twins abscond from Brockhurst College, but Pop manages to bring them back safe and sound - then lends his services to ensure the boarding school does not have to close. Meanwhile, Primrose makes an unusual request concerning affairs of the heart and Charley launches a bid to buy a local brewery.

12:05 Heartbeat - Daniel
Steve is forced to cover for Phil when the father-to-be discovers Gina has gone into labour two months early and rushes to the hospital to help with the nerve-racking delivery. Meanwhile, Merton is excited when it appears a drug dealer could soon be brought to justice. Drama, starring Mark Jordon, Tricia Penrose and Duncan Bell.

13:05 Wild at Heart - 4/6, series 1
Evan and Olivia run away, forcing Sarah to search for them alone while Danny and Du Plessis go looking for a half-drugged lioness. While tracking the animal, they crash the truck - putting the warden in need of an emergency operation.

14:05 Wycliffe - Lone Voyager
The Cornish copper looks into a lone yachtswoman's mysterious disappearance. He learns she had been receiving threats from the owners of a local china clay works - where he later makes a grisly discovery.

15:15 Only When I Laugh - All in the Mind
Figgis dabbles in amateur psychiatry and deduces that Norman is suffering from sexual repression. Comedy, starring James Bolam and Christopher Strauli.

15:50 Duty Free - Pepe
On a boat trip, Amy is given a mysterious box containing ashes to spread on Spanish soil.

16:20 Home to Roost - Bad Apples
Matthew tries to dupe his father, anxious to make out he is revising for exams, when he is really listening to rock music and studying the female anatomy. Comedy, starring Reece Dinsdale and John Thaw.

16:55 Downton Abbey - 2/7, series 1
Everyone is anxious at the arrival of Matthew Crawley, the heir presumptive, but he soon encounters problems settling into his new life in Downton, and his mother Isobel immediately crosses swords with Violet. Meanwhile, butler Carson is mortified to be confronted with his past, and housemaid Gwen seems to have a secret correspondent. Costume drama, starring Maggie Smith, Hugh Bonneville, Dan Stevens, Penelope Wilton, Elizabeth McGovern, Jim Carter and Rose Leslie.

18:00 Murder, She Wrote - Portrait of Death
A friend of Jessica's wins a fortune in a sweepstake - but soon discovers her new-found wealth brings a host of problems in its wake, and realises she can trust no one

19:00 Intolerable Cruelty Film (2003)
A serial gold-digger plans her revenge on the flashy lawyer who stopped her coining a fortune out of her most recent husband, and as she turns on the charm, he struggles to come up with a counter-con. Coen brothers comedy, starring George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Geoffrey Rush, Cedric the Entertainer and Edward Herrmann.

21:00 Whitechapel - 6/6, series 3
Part two of two. With the body count rising, Miles and Chandler clash over the direction of the investigation, and struggle to put aside their differences in the face of their toughest adversary to date. Counsellor Morgan Lamb is of particular interest to the team, having already survived the killer's wrath, and Chandler has a vested interest in keeping her alive. Starring Rupert Penry-Jones, Phil Davis and Lydia Leonard. Last in the series.

22:00 Law & Order: UK - Love and Loss
Brooks and Devlin investigate the death of middle-class teenager Debbie Powell. They discover the victim had been living a secret life as a drugs mule, and was being led astray by local dealer Gerry Craig. The case has an emotional impact on Castle, who demands Steel and Phillips do everything in their power to bring the person responsible to justice.

23:05 Wycliffe - Lone Voyager
The Cornish copper looks into a lone yachtswoman's mysterious disappearance. He learns she had been receiving threats from the owners of a local china clay works - where he later makes a grisly discovery.

00:10 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries - Front Seat
Retired couple Hugh and Cecily Branksome settle in the seaside town of their childhood, but their dreams of peace and tranquillity are shattered by the appearance of an old flame of Cecily's. Melancholy drama, starring Janet Suzman, Richard Johnson, Joyce Redman and Edward Hardwicke.

01:05 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Home to Roost - Bad Apples
Matthew tries to dupe his father, anxious to make out he is revising for exams, when he is really listening to rock music and studying the female anatomy. Comedy, starring Reece Dinsdale and John Thaw.

05:25 Heartbeat - Daniel
Steve is forced to cover for Phil when the father-to-be discovers Gina has gone into labour two months early and rushes to the hospital to help with the nerve-racking delivery. Meanwhile, Merton is excited when it appears a drug dealer could soon be brought to justice. Drama, starring Mark Jordon, Tricia Penrose and Duncan Bell.

ITV4

06:40 Cheers - Rich Man, Wood Man
Woody's friends are dismayed to find his English jaunt has turned him into a snob, while Frasier has problems with fitness trainer Sam.

07:10 Cheers - Smotherly Love
Norm comes into money, so Rebecca urges a reluctant Sam to bring up the subject of his substantial bar tab. Meanwhile, Frasier encourages Lilith to confront her overbearing mother.

07:40 Kojak - Mojo
Theo poses as a chemist in a bid to expose the thieves who stole morphine from an insurance company and sold it back at an inflated price. Detective drama, starring Telly Savalas.

08:45 Magnum, PI - The Woman on the Beach
Rick has a vision of a mysterious woman on the beach and asks Thomas to investigate. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

09:45 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

10:45 The Professionals - Servant of Two Masters
Bodie and Doyle are asked to keep a surveillance on Cowley after evidence suggests he has stolen two canisters of a lethal nerve gas and begun negotiating with an unfriendly foreign power. The plot thickens when they trace their boss to a country mansion, where after they are caught he denies knowing them. Last in the series.

11:45 Minder - Return of the Invisible Man
Arthur makes a hasty agreement to stage a burglary after his tailor's staff go on strike demanding more pay. The bumbling safecracker he hires blows himself up, leaving Arthur and Terry with the task of liberating him from hospital before his bandages are removed and the duo can be linked with the botched crime.

12:50 The Saint - The Ex-King of Diamonds
A former monarch tries to gamble back his fortune, but seems so fortunate as to draw suspicion as to the honesty of his methods. It transpires he is using marked cards, so Templar enlists the help of a mathematical genius to foil him. Isla Blair and Stuart Damon guest star, alongside Roger Moore.

13:50 Kojak - Therapy in Dynamite
A psychopath embarks on a bombing spree, so Kojak sets out to prevent another attack.

14:55 Magnum, PI - From Moscow to Maui
A Russian pilot defects to the West and hires Thomas to kidnap his fiancee, an athlete visiting Hawaii to compete, from under the watchful eye of the KGB. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

15:55 Motorsport UK - 2013 Snetterton
Highlights of the Porsche Carrera Cup and Ginetta Junior Championship from Snetterton, with commentary by Richard John Neil and Simon Hill.

16:55 Minder - Arthur Is Dead, Long Live Arthur
Arthur must find a way of paying a £20,000 tax bill immediately, but fortunately Dave has a drastic solution - faking a drowning accident. Chisholm is suspicious as there is no body, while Arthur is spotted hiding out in a hotel. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

18:00 Cheers - Take Me Out of the Ball Game
Veteran baseball player Sam considers making a professional comeback, only to discover his age is against him.

18:30 Cheers - Rebecca's Lover - Not
Rebecca is overjoyed to be reunited with her first love - but doesn't realise he's gay. Bar-room comedy, starring Kirstie Alley.

19:00 Black Gold - The Big Strike
The gas leak on board the Longhorn continues to cause unpredictable repercussions, while the Viking crew comes up with a winning plan.

20:00 River Monsters - Amazon Assassins
The fossil record shows that the arapaima fish has roamed the waters of the Amazon River since the Jurassic age, and uses its bony tongue to crush prey against the roof of its mouth before swallowing. Biologist and extreme angler Jeremy Wade encountered the species once before and came out second best, so this time he is taking no chances as he investigates every aspect of this huge creature.

21:00 Crank Film (2006)
An assassin faces a race against time when he learns a rival has poisoned him with a drug that will kill him if his heart rate drops below a certain level. As he sets out to take revenge on his enemies, he has to resort to increasingly desperate acts to keep his adrenaline pumping. Action thriller Including FYI Daily.

22:50 Nitro Circus
The Nitro Circus crew launch motorcycles 100 feet in the desert and jump off a 52-story casino on the Las Vegas strip.

23:15 Nitro Circus
Back home, motocross racer Travis Pastrana and the Nitro Circus crew race and wreck everything they can get their hands on.

23:40 Richard Bacon's Beer and Pizza Club
Comedian Russell Kane and actor Joe Swash join Richard Bacon and regular Charlie Baker to discuss what they think is the greatest quiz show ever, the best ways to spend £10 and what makes them cry.

00:20 The Saint - The Ex-King of Diamonds
A former monarch tries to gamble back his fortune, but seems so fortunate as to draw suspicion as to the honesty of his methods. It transpires he is using marked cards, so Templar enlists the help of a mathematical genius to foil him. Isla Blair and Stuart Damon guest star, alongside Roger Moore.

01:20 Movies Now
News, reviews and interviews with the stars.

01:30 ITV4 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

02:00 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

03:00 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 The Professionals - The Purging of CI5
CI5 is faced with a terrifying campaign of explosions and assassinations, apparently committed by an opposing operative that Cowley is convinced he killed several years earlier. It appears that he is either mistaken or an old associate of his former adversary is seeking revenge.

05:50 Minder - Arthur Is Dead, Long Live Arthur
Arthur must find a way of paying a £20,000 tax bill immediately, but fortunately Dave has a drastic solution - faking a drowning accident. Chisholm is suspicious as there is no body, while Arthur is spotted hiding out in a hotel. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

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07:55 Relocation, Relocation - Jenny and Morgan
Fed-up commuters Jenny and Morgan Williams would like to swap the buzz of Brighton for the peace of the French countryside, and turn to Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer for help. The artistic couple want to spend weekends and holidays in the Limousin region and buy a home in Crawley, West Sussex, so they can continue to work and attend college in the UK.

09:00 Kirstie's Handmade Britain - 6/8, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp enters four competitions at the Chagford Show in Devon showing her how to prepare elderflower cordial and Eddie Glue explaining the art of willow weaving. In the cookery category, she makes rosemary shortbread, before enlisting the help of a local primary school to create a scarecrow. She also enjoys a spot of morris dancing.

10:05 Location, Location, Location - Scotland
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple find their ideal property in the rural heart of Scotland. Sue and James have outgrown their two-bedroom home and want space to do their artwork, as well as a magnificent view to take away the stresses and strains of modern-day living.

10:35 Broken Lance Film (1954)
A cattle baron's son seeks revenge on his three wayward stepbrothers for driving their father to an early grave and then seizing control of the family business he worked tirelessly to build up. Epic Western loosely based on Shakespeare's King Lear, starring Spencer Tracy, Robert Wagner, Richard Widmark and Earl Holliman.

12:25 Time Team - Corridors of Power: Westminster Abbey
Tony Robinson and Mick Aston lead a team investigating the history of Westminster Abbey, battling London's driving rain as they seek to uncover the truth about one of Britain's greatest landmarks. They hope to locate a lost sacristy, rumoured to have held the largest treasure trove to the west of the Alps, but are surprised to find the remains of a row of 18th-century houses and workshops built right up against the Abbey.

13:30 Time Team - Hamsterley, Co Durham: 5,000 Tons of Stone
Tony Robinson and the crew visit the site of a stone structure in Co Durham large enough to hold a full-size football pitch. Over the years, the ruins have been labelled as those of an Iron Age farm, a Roman prison and a Dark Age stronghold. The team aims to solve the mystery and uncover a piece of Britain's heritage.

14:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent - 3/20, series 1
The property expert visits Stoneclough, near Bolton, to help a pair of homeowners whose two-bedroom terraced house has failed to receive any offers after more than 1,000 days on the market. He discovers the building is overpriced, not listed with a local agent and is filled with knick-knacks and a variety of decorative flourishes, all of which make it unattractive to prospective buyers.

15:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Lincolnshire v Bergerac, France
Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman search for properties in the Lincolnshire Fens and Bergerac in the south of France. With a budget of £325,000, they try to find a house for a couple who want enough land to become self-sufficient.

16:45 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: St Vincent
Jasmine Harman embarks on a property search on the Caribbean island of St Vincent, and finds that a budget of £200,000 and house-hunters with uncompromising tastes force her to take drastic action to locate a suitable home.

17:50 Come Dine with Me
Four dinner party hosts compete for the £1,000 prize in Manchester. Legal secretary Audrey Gordon starts the week with a Caribbean theme - including a steel band and Guinness punch. Lawyer Kristell Batard's dessert threatens to ruin her night, gastric band-wearer Jo Ferns hopes to impress her guests with her private pub, and bachelor Gerald Ashley is far from willing to talk about his age - or his love life.

18:55 Grand Designs - 7/14, series 10
Kevin McCloud follows former blacksmith Alan Dawson, who has devised a way of building that should allow him to complete his home in just seven days. The method resembles that of a giant toy construction, with wiring, lighting, plumbing and carpets built into sections that are then taken to the site by lorry - but precision is critical if the house is to fit together.

20:00 Kirstie Allsopp's Home Style - 2/4, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates how to put together the perfect feast to share with friends and family. She begins by creating a floral place setting using seasonal flowers and vintage tea cups, before moving on to a signature cocktail with ham, sausages and fruit cake.

21:00 One Born Every Minute - 2/14, series 3
A fashion designer prepares to have a water birth having failed to attend any antenatal classes because she did not want to know about the pain. Another woman is hoping her second experience of labour will be easier than her first, but her fear becomes so great she panics. Meanwhile, a couple are keen for their child to come quickly due to the cost of hospital parking.

22:05 Father Ted - Entertaining Father Stone
A sense of dread descends on Craggy Island as the priests prepare for poker-faced Father Stone's annual visit - and Ted tries desperately to think of a scheme to get rid of him. Clerical comedy, starring Dermot Morgan.

22:40 Father Ted - And God Created Woman
The attractive author of a steamy novel comes to stay on Craggy Island - and it is not long before Ted mistakenly jumps to the conclusion that she has fallen for him. Guest starring Gemma Craven.

23:15 Embarrassing Bodies - 7/12, series 2
The team investigates bad breath with the help of people in Cambridge, while Dr Christian Jessen and Dr Pixie McKenna treat a newlywed who does not enjoy sex and a man whose armpit is rotting. They also meet a student who suffers from sweaty hands and a gentleman whose circumcision has left him in constant pain.

00:20 Kirstie Allsopp's Home Style - 2/4, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates how to put together the perfect feast to share with friends and family. She begins by creating a floral place setting using seasonal flowers and vintage tea cups, before moving on to a signature cocktail with ham, sausages and fruit cake.

01:20 One Born Every Minute - 2/14, series 3
A fashion designer prepares to have a water birth having failed to attend any antenatal classes because she did not want to know about the pain. Another woman is hoping her second experience of labour will be easier than her first, but her fear becomes so great she panics. Meanwhile, a couple are keen for their child to come quickly due to the cost of hospital parking.

02:25 River Cottage Bites
Head chef Gill Meller demonstrates how to make a simple white loaf, and Gideon Hitchin reveals the secrets of preparing fancy focaccia.

02:35 Close

Pick TV

06:00 Medical Emergency - 14/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

06:30 Medical Emergency - 15/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with cuts and grazes to major traumas.

08:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Rajiin
The NX-01 moves closer to a showdown with the Xindi when Captain Archer picks up an enigmatic passenger who uses strange powers to manipulate the crew. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.

09:00 Stargate SG-1 - Morpheus
Adria's promotion to leader of the Ori sends shockwaves through the Gate Room, leading to a doomed off-world mission in search of the Sangraal. Meanwhile, Landry finds it difficult to trust Vala. Sci-fi drama, starring Michael Shanks and Beau Bridges.

10:00 Stargate Universe - The Hunt
An off-world expedition takes a dramatic turn when Lt Johansen and Corp Reynolds are kidnapped by an alien creature. Young, Greer, James and Marsden are forced to ask Varro and his Lucian team to retrieve their crew members, while Eli and Brody stumble across a store of ancient technology.

11:00 Emergency Abroad - 7/11, series 1
Documentary following teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.

12:00 Four Weddings - Shelley/Grace/Laura/Cathy
Four more brides compete to win a honeymoon, including a woman who tries to achieve the perfect princess wedding, a Frankenstein-themed occasion, and a Halloween ceremony.

13:00 Vet Adventures - Thailand
Dorset vet Luke Gamble visits Chiang Mai in Thailand, where he helps a canine shelter in desperate straits, and tends to elephants that have stepped on land mines.

14:00 Medical Emergency - 1/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama from a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Chris Gabardi narrates.

14:30 Medical Emergency - 2/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama from a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Chris Gabardi narrates.

16:00 Teen Wolf - Co-Captain
Scott tries to protect the people he loves as Allison explores her family history. Meanwhile, Stiles begins to close in on the mystery concerning Derek's family, and Jackson is suspected of being the second beta.

17:00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

17:30 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Impulse
When the Enterprise responds to a distress call from a Vulcan ship stranded in the Delphic Expanse, Archer and his boarding team are attacked by its zombie-like inhabitants.

19:00 Stargate SG-1 - The Pegasus Project
Daniel and Vala travel to Atlantis in search of the Sangraal, while Samantha and Mitchell join forces with Dr McKay to shut down the Ori supergate, preventing the enemy from sending more ships through it. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks.

20:00 Glee - Yes/No
Will enlists the help of the glee club to plan a romantic surprise for Emma, and Becky finds herself attracted to Artie. Elsewhere, Finn shocks his friends with an announcement about what he hopes to do after high school.

21:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 2: Climb Mount Fuji
Karl Pilkington prepares for his final journey, a 15-hour trek to the summit of Mount Fuji in Japan, receives sumo-wrestling training and experiences state-of-the-art robotics.

22:00 Road Wars - 3/20, series 5
Chris and Simon deal with a violent suspect they believe has tried to break into a car, while Daz and Rosie stop a van after a dangerous pursuit - but the driver refuses to give up and they give chase on foot down a dark country lane.

23:00 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

23:30 Nothing to Declare
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

00:00 Most Shocking - Cops Under Attack
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat.

01:00 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

01:30 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

02:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

03:00 Most Haunted - Treasure Holt House
Yvette Fielding and a team of experts visit the Treasure Holt, a former inn located in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, which has been connected with witchcraft and smuggling.

03:30 London Ambulance
On call with the London Ambulance Service.

04:00 Guilty! - Given Up Your Brains for Beauty/Driving Me Away with Car-azy Obsession
Miss Great Britain is accused of giving up her brains for beauty, and a man is put on trial for being obsessed with cars.

05:00 Stargate Universe - The Hunt
An off-world expedition takes a dramatic turn when Lt Johansen and Corp Reynolds are kidnapped by an alien creature. Young, Greer, James and Marsden are forced to ask Varro and his Lucian team to retrieve their crew members, while Eli and Brody stumble across a store of ancient technology.

Sky Sports 1

06:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

07:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

08:00 Monday Night Football - Manchester City v Newcastle United
Manchester City v Newcastle United. Another chance to see the final match in the opening round of the Premier League season, which took place at the Etihad Stadium. City suffered a disappointing campaign last time, relinquishing their title to Manchester United, exiting early from Europe and losing to Wigan Athletic in the FA Cup final, which was enough to see Roberto Mancini sacked and replaced by Manuel Pellegrini. The hosts have continued to spend huge amounts of money in an attempt to challenge the continent's elite, while the Magpies have had to endure speculation regarding Alan Pardew's role at the club following Joe Kinnear's appointment as director of football.

10:30 SPFL Round-Up
A review of the latest round of fixtures from the Scottish top flight, featuring all the goals, interviews with managers and players, and an assessment of the current talking points in the game.

11:00 FL72 Review
Recent matches, featuring all the goals from the Championship, League One and League Two. Plus, analysis of controversial talking-points and a look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.

12:00 Monday Night Football - Manchester City v Newcastle United
Manchester City v Newcastle United. Another chance to see the final match in the opening round of the Premier League season, which took place at the Etihad Stadium. City suffered a disappointing campaign last time, relinquishing their title to Manchester United, exiting early from Europe and losing to Wigan Athletic in the FA Cup final, which was enough to see Roberto Mancini sacked and replaced by Manuel Pellegrini. The hosts have continued to spend huge amounts of money in an attempt to challenge the continent's elite, while the Magpies have had to endure speculation regarding Alan Pardew's role at the club following Joe Kinnear's appointment as director of football.

14:30 FL72 Review
Recent matches, featuring all the goals from the Championship, League One and League Two. Plus, analysis of controversial talking-points and a look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.

15:30 Football Gold - Arsenal v Manchester United: 1999/2000
Action from the Premiership clash between Arsenal and Manchester United in the 1999/2000 season.

15:45 Football Gold - Newcastle United v Liverpool
Newcastle United v Liverpool from the 1998/99 season at St James' Park.

16:00 Premier League Review - Opening Weekend
A look back at the opening weekend of the English Premier League season, as Manchester United began the defence of their title under new manager David Moyes.

17:00 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

18:00 Live UEFA Champions League - 2013 Qualifying Play-Off First Leg
A qualifying play-off first leg (Kick-off TBA). A fixture that features two clubs aiming to progress to the lucrative group stage. Arsenal, AC Milan and Schalke 04 are three of the seeded teams involved in this round, along with the unseeded Real Sociedad and Pacos de Ferreira.

21:00 Football
Action from recent matches.

21:30 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

22:30 Premier League Review - Opening Weekend
A look back at the opening weekend of the English Premier League season, as Manchester United began the defence of their title under new manager David Moyes.

23:30 Football
Action from recent matches.

00:00 Football Asia
Soccer news from the Far East, featuring profiles of the teams leading the leagues and interviews with the players making the headlines in the Asian Football Confederation.

00:30 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

01:30 Premier League Review - Opening Weekend
A look back at the opening weekend of the English Premier League season, as Manchester United began the defence of their title under new manager David Moyes.

02:30 Football
Action from recent matches.

03:00 Football Asia
Soccer news from the Far East, featuring profiles of the teams leading the leagues and interviews with the players making the headlines in the Asian Football Confederation.

03:30 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

04:30 Close

05:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

Sky Sports 3

06:00 WWE: Afterburn
All the latest news, interviews and highlights of recent bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown.

07:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
A look back at some of the highlights of Saturday's show, hosted by Max Rushden and Helen Chamberlain.

08:00 Elite League Speedway - Peterborough Panthers v Lakeside Hammers
Peterborough Panthers v Lakeside Hammers. Action from the top-flight meeting at the East of England Showground.

10:00 Racing News
Preview of race meetings across the country - including the latest betting news from today's cards.

10:30 Thrillseekers
A look at some of the leading surfers from around the world, featuring highlights of major events and interviews with the competitors.

11:00 Road to Kona Ironman
Magazine series rounding up the latest news on the circuit as the athletes compete for a place at the Ironman World Championships in Hawaii.

11:30 Wonderful World of Golf - Johnny Miller v Jack Nicklaus: 1997
A look back at the 1997 showdown between Johnny Miller and Jack Nicklaus at the Olympic Club in San Francisco, California. Nicklaus is one of the most successful men to have played the game with 18 Majors to his name, while Miller was one of the top players of the 1970s, winning the US Open in 1973 and the Open in 1976.

13:00 PGA Tour Golf - 2013 Wyndham Championship
The Wyndham Championship. Highlights of the competition held at the Sedgfield Country Club in Greensboro, North Carolina. Sergio Garcia took this title last year, finishing 18-under-par to complete the tournament two strokes ahead of nearest rival Tim Clark.

14:00 Golf
Highlights of a recent event from around the globe, as tournaments on the European and US tours continue.

15:00 European Seniors Tour Golf - 2013 Scottish Senior Open: Day Three
The Scottish Senior Open. Action from day three at the Torrance Championship Course from Fairmont St Andrews in Fife. Anders Forsbrand's victory at last year's event broke a sequence of four successive victories by an Englishman, and he became the first Swede to lift the trophy.

16:00 WWE: Smackdown
Spectacular grappling action with the over-the-top stars of the States, profiling fighters causing a stir and following feuds as they spill out of the ring. Presented by Josh Mathews and JBL.

18:00 Challenge Series Golf
Highlights of a recent event on the Challenge Tour, featuring many potential stars of the future.

18:30 Golfing World
Magazine show, featuring news, highlights, features, tips and resort reviews, along with documentaries getting behind the scenes of the biggest events in the sport.

19:00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf - 2013 MarHall.com Scottish Classic
The MarHall.com Scottish Classic. Action from the recent event at Earl of Mar Golf Club in Renfrewshire, Scotland, as the players involved continued their bids to qualify for the season-ending Tour Championship.

21:00 Super League Backchat
Rod Studd and Mike Stephenson are joined by a panel of journalists to review the week's rugby league headlines.

21:30 Golfing World
Magazine show, featuring news, highlights, features, tips and resort reviews, along with documentaries getting behind the scenes of the biggest events in the sport.

22:00 Golf
Highlights of a recent event from around the globe, as tournaments on the European and US tours continue.

23:00 Sports Unlimited
Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities from around the world, including mountain biking, snowboarding and skating.

00:00 Super League Backchat
Rod Studd and Mike Stephenson are joined by a panel of journalists to review the week's rugby league headlines.

00:30 Premier League Poker
Action from the Aspers Casino in London, where some of the game's leading players competed in the sixth staging of the competition.

01:30 Thrillseekers
A look at some of the leading surfers from around the world, featuring highlights of major events and interviews with the competitors.

02:00 NFL: Total Access
All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL, including interviews with players and coaches and a look ahead to forthcoming matches.

03:00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf - 2013 MarHall.com Scottish Classic
The MarHall.com Scottish Classic. Action from the recent event at Earl of Mar Golf Club in Renfrewshire, Scotland, as the players involved continued their bids to qualify for the season-ending Tour Championship.

05:00 Football's Greatest - Alfredo di Stefano
The career of former Real Madrid and Spain star Alfredo di Stefano, who was nicknamed the `Blond Arrow' after scoring over 200 goals for the Spanish side. Di Stefano won five European Cups and eight La Liga titles during his time with Los Blancos, but never played in a FIFA World Cup Finals tournament.

05:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

05:45 Football League Gold - Bolton Wanderers v Blackburn Rovers: 2000/01
Bolton Wanderers v Blackburn Rovers. Action from the Division One match during the 2000/01 season.

Sky Sports Ashes

06:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals
Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals. Action from the Group A encounter at Edgbaston. The Royals recorded a nine-run win in the reverse fixture at New Road, with openers Moeen Ali and Daryl Mitchell both scoring half-centuries for the victors.

07:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Adelaide: 2002 Second Test Day One
A look back at the opening day of the Second Test in 2002, which was staged at the Adelaide Oval, and featured a strong start by the tourists. Michael Vaughan and Marcus Trescothick opened the batting for England, and Vaughan went on to play one of his finest Test innings.

09:45 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Brisbane: 1994/95 First Test Day One
A look back at the opening day of the First Test in the 1994/95 series, which was staged at the Brisbane Cricket Ground, and saw Michael Slater and Mark Waugh make the most of the Australians winning the toss.

13:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals
Warwickshire Bears v Worcestershire Royals. Action from the Group A encounter at Edgbaston. The Royals recorded a nine-run win in the reverse fixture at New Road, with openers Moeen Ali and Daryl Mitchell both scoring half-centuries for the victors.

14:00 Ashes Memories - Box Office Boxing Day - Melbourne 2006
A look back at the Fourth Test of the 2006/07 Ashes series between Australia and England at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, where the tourists suffered at the hands of Shane Warne once again.

14:30 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Perth: 2010/11 Third Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Third Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth, and saw Mitchell Johnson rip through the England batting line-up, finishing with figures of 6-38.

15:30 Live Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals
Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals. The Group B encounter at Old Trafford. The Royals recorded an emphatic nine-wicket victory in the reverse fixture, veteran Ashwell Prince scoring exactly 100 runs.

21:30 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Perth: 2010/11 Third Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Third Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth, and saw Mitchell Johnson rip through the England batting line-up, finishing with figures of 6-38.

22:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Melbourne: 2010/11 Fourth Test Day One
A look back at the opening day of the Fourth Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Melbourne Cricket Ground. Having bowled Australia out for a paltry 98, England set about building a first innings lead, and were 157/0 at the close of play.

23:30 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals
Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals. Action from the Group B encounter at Old Trafford. The Royals recorded an emphatic nine-wicket victory in the reverse fixture, veteran Ashwell Prince scoring exactly 100 runs.

00:30 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Edgbaston: 1997 First Test Days One and Two
A look back at days one and two of the First Test in 1997, which was staged at Edgbaston, and saw England eventually claim a nine-wicket victory. After dismissing Australia for just 118 on the opening day, England then dominated with the bat, and were 449/6 at stumps on day two.

01:45 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Trent Bridge: 2001 Third Test Day Three
A look back at the third day of the Third Test in 2001, which was staged at Trent Bridge and proved to be a low-scoring affair that ended in three days. Marcus Trescothick, Michael Atherton and Adam Gilchrist were the only batsmen to record half-centuries during the contest, and Australian legends Shane Warne and Glenn McGrath caused havoc once again.

03:45 Sky Sports Classics - England v Australia: Second Test 2005
England v Australia. Brief highlights of the Second Ashes Test at Edgbaston from 2005, where England were desperate for a win after Australia had taken an early lead in the series.

04:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals
Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals. Action from the Group B encounter at Old Trafford. The Royals recorded an emphatic nine-wicket victory in the reverse fixture, veteran Ashwell Prince scoring exactly 100 runs.

05:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Brisbane: 2010/11 First Test Day Four
A look back at the fourth day of the First Test in 2010/11, which was staged at the Brisbane Cricket Ground, and saw Alastair Cook and Jonathan Trott completely dominate the Australian bowling on their way to securing a draw for England.

Sky1

06:00 The Middle - The Bridge
Brick has difficulty overcoming his fear of bridges, and Axl finds himself up against his arch-rival Sean Donahue when a vacancy for a lifeguard opens up at the public pool. Meanwhile, Sue struggles to choose a swimming costume.

06:30 The Middle - Back to Summer!
Frankie congratulates herself on surviving the school year relatively unscathed with three days until the summer holidays - but her celebration turns out to be premature. Brick faces another year in third grade if he does not complete a daily journal project, Axl's failure to complete 30 days of community service emerges, and Sue has to prove she has never taken a sick day to receive an award for perfect attendance. Guest starring Doris Roberts (Everybody Loves Raymond).

07:00 The Middle - Forced Family Fun
The Hecks head off on a last-minute break ahead of the new school year, but the chances of a relaxing excursion looks slim. Meanwhile, a man from Frankie's past - who could have contributed to her and Mike's ruined honeymoon - reappears. Guest starring Ray Romano.

08:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 30/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the first live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:30 The Middle - Hecking Order
Brick enjoys lessons with his new, idealistic fourth-grade teacher, but Mike is displeased by his methods so sets up a meeting - and learns the youngest Heck has been allowed to miss gym class. Meanwhile, Axl plays a mischievous trick on Sue now they are both in high school. Guest starring Chord Overstreet.

09:00 The Middle - Major Changes
Frankie is humiliated by a member of her family and announces that drastic changes need to be made in the Heck household - then promptly packs her bags and heads for her mother's home. American comedy

09:30 The Middle - The Test
Frankie learns Axl has not done any revision for important exams, and forces him to get down to some serious studying. Meanwhile, Sue tries her hand at cheerleading, and Mike encourages Brick to stand up to a bully at school.

10:00 Chris & Wes: Let's Do This - 10/10, series 1
Fly-on-the-wall series following 2011 Got to Dance champions Chris Donnelly and Wesley Clack, discovering how their lives have changed since winning. Last in the series.

10:30 John Bishop's Only Joking - 1/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts this laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio in the first show by Jason Manford, Andi Osho and Mick Miller. He also travels the country to hear members of the public and celebrities tell their funniest gags - beginning with Robbie Williams, Warwick Davis and Andrew Flintoff.

11:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 32/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

11:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 33/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

12:00 Glee - The New Rachel
The musical comedy is back, but with a slightly different format, splitting the storyline between the singing kids of McKinley High, basking in their celebrity status after their national championship win, and those who have graduated. In New York, Rachel begins her first year at the Academy of Dramatic Arts, but is struggling without Kurt - who has failed to win a place - or Finn, who has broken off their engagement and joined the army. To make matters worse, she falls foul of the no-nonsense dance teacher. However, she soon finds a kindred spirit in fellow student Brody. Kate Hudson makes her Glee debut as Cassandra July and Whoopi Goldberg resumes her recurring role as the academy's Carmen Tibideaux.

13:00 Glee - Britney 2.0
Brittany is down in the dumps after being dropped by the cheerleading squad, so Mr Shue tries to reinvigorate her with the music of her idol and namesake Britney Spears - but she doesn't respond as expected and begins to go off the rails. In New York, Rachel has another run-in with dance teacher Cassie, who tells the student she lacks sex appeal - so she enlists Brody's help to put together a raunchy routine.

14:00 Stargate SG-1 - Point of No Return
Hammond orders O'Neill and the team to investigate a conspiracy theorist in Montana who claims he is an alien and in possession of a spaceship. While SG-1 is initially sceptical it begins to appear that there is some truth to his story. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.

15:00 Stargate SG-1 - Tangent
The test flight of a Goa'uld death glider goes wrong, sending Teal'c and O'Neill hurtling through space, and leaving the crew at the SGC struggling to rescue them. Sci-fi adventure, starring Richard Dean Anderson, Christopher Judge and Michael Shanks.

16:00 The Middle - Bad Choices
Frankie and Mike are forced to consider moving to an apartment when the house starts crumbling around them. Axl pretends to be sick so he can stay off school and miss an exam, but faces the uphill task of later convincing his mum he is well enough to attend a party.

16:30 Modern Family - Manny Get Your Gun
Everyone gathers to celebrate Manny's birthday, but he is in the throes of a mini-crisis about getting older. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire engage in a car race, and Mitch and Cameron get sidetracked. American comedy following the lives of three dysfunctional households, starring Rico Rodriguez, Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen.

17:00 Modern Family - Mother Tucker
Cameron is delighted when his mother comes to visit, but her presence makes Mitchell feel uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Haley's decision to break up with Dylan hits Phil hard.

17:30 The Simpsons - Marge's Son Poisoning
Bart volunteers to go cycling with Marge on her new tandem, only to be laughed at by local bullies who accuse him of being a mummy's boy. Meanwhile, Moe has the bright idea of entering Homer in an arm-wrestling competition.

18:00 The Simpsons - Homer's Paternity Coot
The body of a long-lost postman is found in a tree, with a mailbag containing a 40-year-old letter for Grandma Simpson. It reveals she had an affair around the time of Homer's conception, causing him to doubt whether Grampa is really his biological father. With the voices of Michael York, Joe Frazier and William H Macy.

18:30 The Simpsons - She Used to Be My Girl
Marge is left feeling jealous and dejected by an encounter with old school friend Chloe (), who has found fame, fortune and success as a high-flying investigative journalist.

19:00 Modern Family - Dance Dance Revelation
Luke and Manny prepare for their first school dance, but the rest of the family seems more excited by the occasion. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cameron worry when Lily starts biting other children in the playground. Comedy, starring Ed O'Neill and Julie Bowen.

19:30 Modern Family - Slow Down Your Neighbours
Claire becomes a neighbourhood vigilante in the hope of stopping a motorist who has begun speeding through local streets. Jay teaches Manny to ride a bike, before discovering Gloria also needs lessons, while Mitch and Cameron befriend zany stranger Barry. Guest starring James Marsden (X-Men).

20:00 Starlings - 8/8, series 2
Reuben and Bell's big day arrives but soon runs into problems when the groom suffers terrible nerves and then gets locked in. So while Terry, Fergie and Loz rally round to get him to the church on time, Jan does her best to ensure her daughter is kept in the dark about what's going on. Meanwhile, Grandad bumps into Molly's ex-husband and an enlightening chat with Coggie helps Gravy reach a huge decision. Lesley Sharp, Brendan Coyle, Ukweli Roach and Rebecca Night star. Last in the series.

21:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance
Following police officers in Hammersmith and Fulham as they try to protect the public from dangerous and persistent criminal offenders.

22:00 Arrow - Dodger
Oliver realises he has been spending too much time crimefighting and not enough time for himself, so he rectifies that immediately by borrowing a couple of Cupid's arrows and asking Detective McKenna Hall out on a date. However, Starling City is soon plagued by a couple of new crooks - jewel thief Dodger and dashing pickpocket Roy Harper. Fantasy drama, starring Stephen Amell, Emily Rickards and David Ramsey.

23:00 Arrow - Dead to Rights
The vigilante is stunned to witness the return of a familiar face, while Malcolm invites Tommy to an extravagant benefit event in a desperate attempt to fix their relationship - an offer that is swiftly declined. Oliver also begins to doubt his ability to be a boyfriend to McKenna. Fantasy drama, starring Stephen Amell, Emily Rickards and David Ramsey.

00:00 Big Trouble in Thailand
Documentary following the work of tourist police in Southeast Asia as they deal with British travellers who are experiencing trouble with Thai authorities.

01:00 Caprica - Retribution
Clarice discovers her young converts have turned against her after an unsuccessful spaceport bombing, and seizes an opportunity to dismantle Barnabas's cell. Meanwhile, Agent Duram causes Amanda to have doubts, and Daniel's moral boundaries are blurred by his work with the Adamas.

02:00 Caprica - Things We Lock Away
Zoe goes in search of Tamara, also known as the Death Walker, convinced she holds the key to a higher purpose, but her beliefs are put to the test when she strays into dangerous territory. Meanwhile, Clarice leeches information from Amanda, unaware she is working with Detective Dunham, and Daniel faces the prospect of getting blood on his hands.

03:00 Stargate SG-1 - Scorched Earth
After O'Neill and the team help relocate displaced aliens to a new homeworld, another civilisation tries to colonise the same planet, leaving the team striving to discover a fair solution to the dilemma. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.

04:00 Stargate SG-1 - Beneath the Surface
O'Neill, Carter, Daniel and Teal'c are brainwashed, given new memories and put to work in the mines beneath an ice-covered planet, leaving General Hammond to face the possibility that his team is dead. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks.

05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 2/11, series 6
Jon Tickle, Vic Reeves and Thaila Zucchi investigate the fastest way to eat eggs, how many pieces of sticky tape are needed to lift a car and how to turn vegetables supersonic with the aid of a pneumatic cannon and a rocket on a wire. Plus, Abi Titmuss and Frank Bruno try to blow up their caravans.

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06:00 Sun, Sea and A&E: South Africa - 2/3, series 1
A man and his dog are involved in a high-speed collision, a game of football leads to a broken ankle, and baboons cause chaos on a golf course.

07:00 Nothing to Declare - Visa Smackdown, Crazy Frog, Intriguing Envelopes, I'm with Stupid
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

07:30 Nothing to Declare - Get Wiggy with It, Lady Boy Coconuts, Nut Cracker
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

08:00 Terra Nova - Genesis - Part One
Part one of two. Sci-fi drama, starring Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn, about a family sent back to the distant past to begin civilisation once again - while co-existing with dinosaurs. With Earth polluted and overcrowded in the year 2149, the Shannons are one of thousands of families selected to return to mankind's beginnings via a portal, and despite the idyllic appearance of their surroundings, trouble is not far away. Executive-produced by Jurassic Park director Steven Spielberg.

09:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 3/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond set out to discover whether trips to the toilet can help people lose weight, and if it is better to be fat or thin during a heatwave. Plus, the facts behind children's roundabouts.

10:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Horse Seizure
Documentary about the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and members of the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

10:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Sheep Mauling
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

11:00 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

12:00 A League of Their Own - 2/12, series 1
Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones and Tony Blair's former communications director Alastair Campbell join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff, and regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson on the sports-based comedy quiz. Hosted by James Corden.

12:30 A League of Their Own - 3/12, series 1
Model Abbey Crouch and actor Neil Morrissey join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff in the studio for the sports-based comedy quiz. Hosted by James Corden, with regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson.

13:00 Customs UK - 1/8, series 1
A sniffer dog picks out a suspicious suitcase at Gatwick and his handler discovers 3kg of cocaine inside, and two women are pulled over when returning from the Caribbean.

13:30 Customs UK - 2/8, series 1
Officers search a shipment of doors and discover a large concealment of drugs and ammunition destined for Devon, and in Bristol, the team receives a tip-off and pays a visit to suspected cigarette smugglers. Meanwhile, at Gatwick, staff catch a cocaine trafficker red-handed, and following a confession, set a trap for his accomplice.

14:00 Terra Nova - Genesis - Part Two
Part two of two. Josh and his new friends find themselves in danger and it is up to the adults to come to their rescue. Sci-fi drama, starring Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn, about a family sent back to the distant past to begin civilisation once again - while co-existing with dinosaurs. Executive-produced by Jurassic Park director Steven Spielberg.

15:00 Last Man Standing - Pilot
American comedy starring Tim Allen (Home Improvement) as Mike, a stay-at-home father looking after his three daughters following his wife's promotion (Becker), Molly Ephraim (Paranormal Activity 2) and Kaitlyn Dever (Justified).

15:30 Last Man Standing - Last Baby Proofing Standing
Mandy gets her first job, and Mike finds himself outnumbered by the rest of the family, who all agree the house should be baby-proofed. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Nancy Travis, Molly Ephraim and Hector Elizondo.

16:00 Futurama - Benderama
Professor Farnsworth unveils a new invention that can produce copies of anything - and before he knows it, the office is overrun with dozens of tiny self-replicating Benders that threaten to take over the world.

16:30 Futurama - Neutopia
An all-powerful alien makes Fry and the gang genderless, resolving an argument over whether men or women should run a new society on a seemingly lifeless mineral planet near Mercury. Sci-fi capers from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - Quarantine
Relationships among the Atlantis crew are put under strain when the Ancient city goes into a lockdown. Sheppard must rely on the talents of Dr Zelenka to restore order to the expedition, and McKay finds himself locked in the botany lab with his girlfriend Katie Brown. Guest starring David Nykl and Brenda James.

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - Harmony
On a routine visit to a friendly planet, Sheppard and McKay agree to guide a child princess through a dangerous forest to the Temple of Laros where she can assume her throne as queen. The rite of passage takes a turn for the worse when Genii mercenaries attack, leaving the party bewildered as to who wants the heiress dead. Guest starring Jodelle Ferland.

21:00 A Touch of Cloth - 2/2, series 1
Part two of two. DCI Jack Cloth and his incompetent sidekick DC Anne Oldman continue their hunt for the sword-wielding maniac, while the stereotypically unhappy detective battles with his personal demons and is haunted by his dead wife's ghost. Charlie Brooker's spoof crime drama, starring John Hannah, Suranne Jones, Daisy Beaumont, Julian Rhind-Tutt and Navin Chowdhry.

22:00 Trollied - 6/13, series 2
The staff are upset about Leighton's sacking, causing morale to hit an all-time low and prompting Andy to propose a strike - so Gavin comes up with a plan to put a smile back on their faces. Colin suggests he and Lisa take their relationship outside the workplace, and Katie's university pal threatens her friendship with Kieran once more.

22:30 Trollied - 7/13, series 2
Lorraine vents her anger at Leighton's return on Julie, saddling her with an impossible workload. Katie tells Kieran she is seeing someone she met at university, while Andy is dismayed to discover he was the only person who did not know security guard Ian was gay. The news causes the butcher to contemplate his own sexuality, as the pair have a great deal in common. Comedy, starring Jane Horrocks and Mark Addy.

23:00 Battlestar Galactica - The Passage
Thousands of people are left starving after the fleet's food supply is contaminated, forcing the team to find an alternative source or face extinction. To make matters worse, Athena stumbles across a planet rich in algae, but it can only be reached through a deadly radiation field. Sci-fi drama, starring Grace Park.

00:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Bomb Scare
Focusing on the work of the City of London police as they tackle crime on the streets of the capital.

00:55 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: David McMillan
The actor interviews former independent drug smuggler David McMillan, the only Westerner on record to have successfully escaped Bangkok's Klong Prem Central prison.

01:50 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates - 2/3, series 1
The actor explores the impact of piracy in Nigeria, where more people are killed in raids than anywhere else in the world. He discovers the devastating effects that pirates are having on the area's fishing fleet, with almost 300 workers killed over the past few years, and how attacks on oil tankers at the port of Lagos are threatening the country's economy.

02:45 The Real A&E
Life in the casualty department of Coventry University Hospital, following staff as they work round the clock treating a variety of illnesses and injuries.

03:15 Road Wars - 17/20, series 6
Police are called in to deal with a violent pub brawl, and American officers demonstrate how to stop a particularly stubborn motorcyclist.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 6/6, series 1
The team mixes high explosives and gardening, and discovers which bomb produces the biggest splash. Plus, Jon Tickle finds out how much weight he can shed in four hours.

05:00 A League of Their Own - 4/12, series 1
Cricketer Steve Harmison and Mock the Week host Dara O Briain join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff on the comedy sports quiz, hosted by James Corden. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

05:30 A League of Their Own - 5/12, series 1
Boxer Amir Khan and comedian Jack Whitehall compete on the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden as team captains. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

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BBC1 South East

08:15 Heir Hunters - Smee/Valentine
The probate detectives uncover a family history that crosses continents from Dundee to Calcutta in India when they look for heirs to the estate of May Valentine. The investigators also try to find relatives of David Smee, who died aged 57 in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, and discover he had retreated from the world.

09:00 Homes Under the Hammer - series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a semi-detached house in Cumbria, a bungalow in Kent and a mid-terrace property in Staffordshire, before finding out who bought them and how much they sold for.

10:00 Countryside 999 - 8/15, series 1
The Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew battles bad weather to find three missing mountain climbers. Police deal with traffic offenders on busy country roads, and a rural A&E team attends to an injured farmer. Narrated by Ralph Ineson.

10:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - 8/20, series 7
Consumer expert Dominic Littlewood helps three women who have all had nightmare moves thanks to a removals firm, including one case where more than £20,000 worth of damage was caused to furniture and paintings.

11:15 Bargain Hunt - Stafford 22
Two teams are challenged to pick up bargains at an antiques and collectors' fair in Stafford, West Midlands, with assistance from experts Paul Laidlaw and Mark Stacey. The blues boast a Chatsworth House seamstress, who is on the lookout for some needlework, while a glass rabbit catches the eye of the reds..

12:00 BBC News; Weather

12:30 Regional News and Weather

12:45 Doctors - Falling
Karen's obnoxious neighbour contemplates a terrible indignity to support herself and her son as she continues to hide her poverty, and Zara's attempts to leave work early to get to an important networking event are scuppered by a vibrant older woman.

13:15 Perfection - 44/60, series 3
Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game.

14:00 Escape to the Country - Norfolk
Alistair Appleton helps a couple who love the outdoors find a property in Norfolk on a budget of £285,000. He also meets a local dairy goat farmer during kidding season, where he lends a hand delivering new arrivals.

14:45 Wanted Down Under - Haroon Family
Police officer Harry Haroon believes his future lies in Australia, but convincing his wife Nabeela to share his dream is no easy matter. He has one eventful week to win her over before they face the decision of a lifetime - whether to make the move for good..

15:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Mark F v Mark S Auction
Decorative arts expert Mark Stacey does battle with wheeler-dealer Mark Franks at an auction in the Dorset town of Sherborne, as they continue their efforts to make the most profit for their chosen charity.

16:15 Pointless - 14/70, series 6
Quiz show in which pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize..

17:00 BBC News

17:30 Weather

17:30 South East Today

18:00 The One Show
Matt Baker and Alex Jones host the live magazine show, with a team of roving reporters presenting stories of interest from around the UK, plus big-name studio guests.

18:30 BBC News; Regional News

18:30 Rip Off Food - 2/5, series 1
Gloria Hunniford unravels more tricks used by some food manufacturers and supermarkets, and unearths the hidden rip-offs that could be lurking in the average consumer's fridge. In this edition, she investigates the sugar content of products marketed as healthy options and reveals the truth about flavoured water. Plus, the ingredients in some diet foods that could also be used in decorating.

19:00 Celebrity MasterChef - 10/18, series 8
Former boxer Joe Calzaghe, Leicestershire cricket captain Matthew Hoggard, rapper Speech Debelle and entertainer Les Dennis compete in the fourth heat of the culinary competition. For their first challenge, the contestants must prepare a unique dish from a range of mystery ingredients including a whole squid. They then try to recreate John Torode's spiced fig tarte Tatin without a recipe, and finally enter the world of catering, feeding the Harlequins rugby union team ahead of an important match.

20:00 Who Do You Think You Are? - Gary Lineker
Match of the Day host Gary Lineker studies the life of his great-great-great-grandfather James Pratt, discovering he was a poacher in Victorian England and served time in Leicester Prison. Gary wants to find out why his ancestor became a repeat offender, and also get to the bottom of how Thomas Billingham, a forebear who was the son of an illiterate gardener, ended up as a highly skilled legal clerk.

21:00 BBC News

21:25 National Lottery Update

21:25 Regional News and Weather

21:35 The Call Centre - Surround Yourself with the Right People and the Rest Is Easy
Determined to draw the best out of Chickenhead, Nev puts him in charge of the office football team. Hayley decides to run a dance competition, but the staff do not share her enthusiasm for Sunday rehearsals, while aspiring comedian Griff plays jokes on his bosses.

22:35 Smart People Film (2007)
Misanthropic professor Lawrence Wetherhold engages in a faltering romance with a former student, but his self-absorption threatens to wreck their relationship. He also has to contend with his freeloading brother, who is determined to get Lawrence's uptight, achievement-obsessed teenage daughter to lead a normal life. Comedy drama, starring Dennis Quaid, Ellen Page and Thomas Haden Church.

00:05 Weatherview

00:10 BBC News

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.

BBC2 South East

06:00 Countryside 999 - 7/15, series 1
The Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew rescues an injured lumberjack from remote woodland. Dumfries police visit a farmhouse targeted by metal thieves, and a rural A&E team treats an injured farmer following a quad bike accident. Narrated by Ralph Ineson.

06:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Air Quality Cutdown
Dominic Littlewood and a team of specialists help two residents of a London apartment block who believe their health issues are down to poor ventilation in the building.

07:15 Saints and Scroungers - Austin/Woods
Fraud investigators in Havering, north-east London, discover a married woman who pretended to be single to claim £140,000 in benefits. Plus, Dominic Littlewood meets siblings born with a debilitating muscle condition that has left them unable to walk or talk, as their parents try to save money for a powered wheelchair.

08:00 Rick Stein's India - 4/6, series 1
The chef goes in search of the best chicken korma in Lucknow, learns the complexities of making rice dish pulao and joins thousands of partygoers at one of India's major Hindu festivals. Further north in Punjab, he observes the age-old process involved in the production of the unrefined sugar known as jaggery and is recruited as a guest judge to find the state's new `Star Chef'. Rick also demonstrates how to make nimish, a dessert with hints of saffron, pistachios and cardamom, as well as vegetarian curry paneer jalfrezi.

09:00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under - 9/10, series 1
A rodeo rider is thrown from his horse and former Royal Navy pilot Mike de Winton is scrambled to an emergency radio beacon in the Bush. Documentary following the work of British flying doctors and aircrew saving lives in Australia.

09:30 Robbed, Raided, Reunited - 2/15, series 2
Two police officers patrolling the streets on the look-out for burglars chase a suspected car thief when he tries to evade arrest. Plus, the story of a pensioner who was reunited with his grandfather's war medals weeks after they were stolen in a burglary.

10:00 BBC News

10:30 BBC World News
The latest international headlines.

11:00 Weakest Link
Anne Robinson hosts another round of the general knowledge contest, where teamwork goes hand in hand with greed.

11:45 Mastermind - Classic Mastermind
Subjects are the political and physical geography of continental Europe, the band Ash, Lorenzo de Medici and the life and career of darts player John Lowe. John Humphrys poses the questions in the specialist and general-knowledge quiz. First shown in 2006.

12:15 Private's Progress Film (1956)
An inept student has to cut short his university education to serve in the army, and quickly proves he is not cut out for the forces. A crooked private takes him in hand and introduces him to the various criminal schemes, which leads him to discover his uncle, a decorated brigadier, is also up to no good. Comedy, starring Ian Carmichael, Richard Attenborough and Terry-Thomas.

13:45 A Taste of My Life - Liz Smith
The Royle Family and Vicar of Dibley star Liz Smith shares her culinary memories with Nigel Slater. Friend Paul O'Grady challenges the host to make her a traditional trifle and her daughter celebrates the veteran actress's success as a single parent by baking a chocolate cake. Actor Ricky Tomlinson also rustles up a ploughman's lunch.

14:15 Great Barrier Reef - Nature's Miracle
An exploration of Australia's underwater ecosystem, one of the natural wonders of the world and the largest living structure on the planet. In the first of three programmes, marine biologist Monty Halls examines the complex form of the coral reef itself and the wildlife that lives on it, from deadly fish-hunting snails and sharks that can walk on land to fighting corals and parrotfish, which cocoon themselves every night.

15:15 Journeys from the Centre of the Earth - Art
Dr Iain Stewart travels from the caves of the Dordogne to the markets of Cairo and museums of Paris, on a whistle-stop tour of 15 millennia of art to uncover the history of pigments. Natural substances such as malachite, lapis lazuli and charcoal were the first ingredients used to make paint, before the giant leap forward in experimental chemistry was made in ancient Egypt.

16:15 Antiques Roadshow - Vintage Antiques Roadshow: Royal Navy Hospital, Haslar
On a trip to Hampshire, Michael Aspel and the team of experts visit the Royal Navy Hospital at Haslar, Gosport, and value more heirlooms, including a satinwood secretaire known as Aunt Selina, a radiograph of Edward VIII's hand, and ceremonial silverware given to HMS Lion by Tsar Nicholas II. First shown in 2004.

17:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.

17:30 Flog It! Trade Secrets - Glorious Georgian
The team offers advice on making money from Georgian antiques and collectibles, with expert Christina Trevanion sharing her passion for teapots from that period. Paul Martin visits Chatsworth in Derbyshire to learn the sad story of a famous Georgian socialite.

18:30 Great British Railway Journeys - Lydney to Newport
Michael Portillo discovers micro-mines hidden in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, finds out why the Victorians were so enamoured with Tintern Abbey in the Wye Valley along the border between England and Wales and investigates the railway engineering behind the Newport Transporter Bridge.

19:00 Restoration Home - St Peter's Barn
Caroline Quentin meets Graham and Nicola, who bought a 17th-century barn near Norwich in the hope of transforming the cathedral-sized building into a family home. When builder Graham takes on the massive task of restoring the roof himself, he discovers it is being supported by just one rotten beam, and as he battles to save it, the historical investigation throws up a surprise link to a famous architect.

20:00 Welcome to the World of Weight Loss
Over the course of 12 weeks, film-maker Vanessa Engle follows members of slimming clubs run by three different organisations, exploring why people have such a complicated relationship with food and why so many struggle to stay in control. She follows the fortunes of two sisters who have lost 16st between them, a divorced man living with his parents, and three students who have been dieting since they were at primary school.

21:00 The Culture Show - The Culture Show at Edinburgh: Funny Women
the highs and lows of being a woman in the male-dominated world of stand-up, following the fortunes of Bridget Christie, Claudia O'Doherty and Dana Alexander at the Edinburgh Festival. Sue also chats to Jo Brand, Lucy Porter, Jo Caulfield, Andi Osho and Shappi Khorsandi, who reveal how and why they got into comedy.

21:30 Weather

21:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events.

22:20 Dara O Briain's Science Club - Future Fantastic
The team attempts to discover what the future holds in store for the next five, 10 and 50 years travelling to America to meet the latest generation of humanoid robots. There is also a report on the revolutionary brain-imaging techniques promising to unlock the mysteries of the human mind, while Dara and Mark Miodownik explore cryonics - the practice of freezing people after death.

23:20 Horizon - Horizon - Defeating the Hackers
The programme explores the murky and fast-paced world of people using computers to steal money and identities, as well as wreaking havoc with users online lives. The film reveals the methods scientists are using to help defeat the hackers, meets the two men who uncovered the world's first cyber weapon, and the computer expert who worked out how to hack into cash machines.

00:20 Australia with Simon Reeve - 2/3, series 1
The author and adventurer continues his Australian journey in Kakadu, the country's largest national park, where he works through the night with a team committed to culling the poisonous feral cane toads that are threatening the region's wildlife. He then learns how to survive off the land using ancient Aboriginal knowledge as he heads out on patrol with a unique military unit in the remote northern Bush, before attempting to catch box jellyfish on Cape York Peninsula with a group of scientists who believe the species' deadly venom may have medicinal qualities. Finally, Simon flies 100 miles out over the ocean to watch a large tanker being guided through the Great Barrier Reef.

01:20 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:05 Homes Under the Hammer - series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a semi-detached house in Cumbria, a bungalow in Kent and a mid-terrace property in Staffordshire, before finding out who bought them and how much they sold for.

BBC3

18:00 Top Gear - 2/7, series 14
The presenters try to impress Oxford residents by building an electric car, and refuse to let an unenthusiastic response deter them from sitting in on the machine's crash-test before handing it over to the Stig's environmentally friendly cousin. Actor Michael Sheen is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, and Jeremy Clarkson pits the Corvette ZR1 against the Audi R8 V10.

19:00 Don't Tell the Bride - Jade & Levi
Stoke City fan Levi is given £12,000 to plan every detail of his wedding to fiancee Jade. The bride-to-be longs for an intimate family celebration, but her football-mad groom intends to invite a guest list totalling thousands.

20:00 Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now
A stand-up performance taken from the comedian's 2011 tour, featuring his trademark mix of gags and surprising story-telling.

21:00 Boom Town - 2/6, series 1
Ladies' man Jonny Nash sets his sights on becoming a male escort and pole dancer, Kev the witch buys a new car, and rapper Cream has got a job cleaning his mother's house. Meanwhile, Alan the care-home worker gives his elderly residents an exercise class, stripper Louis tries to rent a room in a shared house and fashion designer Stella has an appointment with a magazine editor.

21:30 Russell Howard's Good News - 1/8, series 5
The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print in an edition from 2011, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile.

22:00 Family Guy - Screwed the Pooch
The family visits Lois's parents, where Peter thinks he may finally be winning the approval of his father-in-law - until Brian falls in love with the Pewterschmidts' dog Sea Breeze and allows his heart to lead him into trouble.

22:25 Family Guy - Peter Griffin - Husband, Father, Brother?
Peter discovers he has an African-American ancestor and his efforts to embrace his new-found heritage end with his demanding reparation from Lois's family. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to find out how cheerleaders control men's minds.

22:45 American Dad! - Moon Over Isla Island
Stan is asked to persuade the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty to secure a promotion at work. However, he ends up accidentally killing the man, and enlists Roger to take his place.

23:10 American Dad! - Home Adrone
The family takes Hayley on a trip to look at colleges and leaves Steve home alone. He and his friends find what they think is a video game in Stan's study - but it turns out to be a CIA drone.

23:30 Boom Town - 2/6, series 1
Ladies' man Jonny Nash sets his sights on becoming a male escort and pole dancer, Kev the witch buys a new car, and rapper Cream has got a job cleaning his mother's house. Meanwhile, Alan the care-home worker gives his elderly residents an exercise class, stripper Louis tries to rent a room in a shared house and fashion designer Stella has an appointment with a magazine editor.

00:00 Don't Tell the Bride - Jade & Levi
Stoke City fan Levi is given £12,000 to plan every detail of his wedding to fiancee Jade. The bride-to-be longs for an intimate family celebration, but her football-mad groom intends to invite a guest list totalling thousands.

01:00 Russell Howard's Good News - 1/8, series 5
The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print in an edition from 2011, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile.

01:30 Badults - Cool
Carabine decides to improve the street-cred of his company, but with Rachel injured, it is left to Matthew to prove his boss is trendy. Meanwhile, Ben is inspired to align his chakras after finding a meditation CD, and Tom is prompted to make a dance track using the remote control. Comedy, starring Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry.

02:00 Football, Madness & Me
Documentary following three twentysomethings as they play football in a league for people with mental-health issues, attempting to overcome their conditions and transform their lives. Former star of the game Hayley believes training others will rekindle her self-confidence, which was shattered by depression. Paranoid schizophrenic Jamal hopes the team will give him independence from his secure unit home, while Adam has OCD and longs to fit back into society and forge friendships.

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BBC4

18:00 World News Today
The day's leading stories.

18:30 Top of the Pops: 1978
An edition from August 31, 1978, featuring performances by the Dooleys, Siouxsie and the Banshees, 10CC, Klark Kent, Exile, the Rezillos, Darts, Cliff Richard and The Commodores. With dance sequences by Legs and Co.

19:00 She-Wolves: England's Early Queens - Jane, Mary and Elizabeth
Helen Castor tells the story of Lady Jane Grey and Mary Tudor's battle to succeed to the English throne in 1553, the first time in the country's history that no male made a claim to the vacant crown. She discovers the troubles that power brought to each woman, with Jane's reign lasting only a few days before Mary struggled to restore Catholic rule to England. Castor also looks back at the reign of Mary's successor, Elizabeth I, who ruled for more than 40 years and is still regarded as one of England's most successful monarchs - but whose triumphs came at a heavy cost. Last in the series.

20:00 The Man Who Collected the World: William Burrell
Documentary exploring the Burrell Collection, an assortment of more than 9,000 pieces of art that were donated to the city of Glasgow in 1944 by owner William Burrell. Kirsty Wark examines the personal and professional life of the collector, who made his fortune as a shipping magnate, and tours the highlights of this vast array of paintings, sculptures, tapestries, ceramics and stained glass in the 30th anniversary year of its public opening.

21:00 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain - Making Connections
Architectural investigator Dr Olivia Horsfall Turner looks at two of the most radical civil engineering projects proposed in the last century and explores how international politics and vested interests derailed plans to better connect the country to Europe. She discusses the idea to cut Scotland in half during the early 1900s to create a warship canal, and the many attempts to construct the Channel Tunnel.

22:00 Anyone for Demis: How the World Invaded the Charts
Documentary charting Britain's love-hate relationship with foreign pop music, from Hawaiian hits during the Second World War to the emergence of internationally successful acts such as Ladysmith Black Mambazo. The programme explores how the package holiday boom of the 1960s led to success for singers including Demis Roussos, Sylvia and Nana Mouskouri, examines the rise and fall of Belgium's Singing Nun, and asks whether the globalisation of chart music has put an end to the days of the foreign pop phenomenon. Narrated by Liza Tarbuck.

23:00 Top of the Pops: 1978
An edition from August 31, 1978, featuring performances by the Dooleys, Siouxsie and the Banshees, 10CC, Klark Kent, Exile, the Rezillos, Darts, Cliff Richard and The Commodores. With dance sequences by Legs and Co.

23:30 The Lighthouse Stevensons
Denis Lawson tells the story of 19th-century engineer Robert Stevenson and his family, who have been credited with taming the Scottish coastline by constructing the famous Bell Rock lighthouse.

00:30 She-Wolves: England's Early Queens - Jane, Mary and Elizabeth
Helen Castor tells the story of Lady Jane Grey and Mary Tudor's battle to succeed to the English throne in 1553, the first time in the country's history that no male made a claim to the vacant crown. She discovers the troubles that power brought to each woman, with Jane's reign lasting only a few days before Mary struggled to restore Catholic rule to England. Castor also looks back at the reign of Mary's successor, Elizabeth I, who ruled for more than 40 years and is still regarded as one of England's most successful monarchs - but whose triumphs came at a heavy cost. Last in the series.

01:30 The Man Who Collected the World: William Burrell
Documentary exploring the Burrell Collection, an assortment of more than 9,000 pieces of art that were donated to the city of Glasgow in 1944 by owner William Burrell. Kirsty Wark examines the personal and professional life of the collector, who made his fortune as a shipping magnate, and tours the highlights of this vast array of paintings, sculptures, tapestries, ceramics and stained glass in the 30th anniversary year of its public opening.

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Channel 4

06:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things - Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall provides a selection of recipes as he sets out to show viewers how to cook dishes using chocolate, brandy and prunes.

06:10 According to Jim - The Meaningful Gift
Andy asks Jim advice about the perfect gift for Mandy - but he changes his mind about what to get her so many times that she starts to think he is cheating on her. Sitcom, starring James Belushi.

06:35 Will & Grace - From Queer to Eternity
A brush with death prompts Grace to write her will. Determined to do things properly, she enlists Will's legal expertise to make sure she is fair when bequeathing her money. Meanwhile, Jack is forced to reassess his teaching methods.

07:00 Frasier - My Coffee with Niles
Niles meets his brother at Cafe Nervosa, where Frasier reflects on his first year in Seattle - and whether he is actually happy with his life in the city. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

07:30 Frasier - Slow Tango in South Seattle
The Seattle shrink reads a steamy novel written by an old acquaintance from Boston - and finds his teenage affair with a piano teacher has found its way into the plot. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Stefania Arrives
The gorgeous Stefania, the woman Robert fell head over heels in love with during his holiday in Italy, turns up out of the blue with her father - but soon outstays her welcome. Comedy, guest starring Alex Meneses and David Proval.

08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Humm Vac
Ray buys a new vacuum cleaner that is intended to make housework easier for the family, but instead causes friction between Marie and Debra.

09:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Agreement Dissection
Sheldon is infuriated when Priya uses her legal knowledge to find a loophole in the room-mate agreement - but his spirits are lifted by a night on the town with Amy, Penny and Bernadette. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco.

09:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Wildebeest Implementation
Amy and Penny use Bernadette to spy on Leonard and Priya after the couple invite her and Howard to dinner. An experimental drug helps Raj overcome his fear of talking to women, but proves more effective than he had expected. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons.

10:00 Hollywood Me - 2/3, series 2
Martyn Lawrence Bullard sends Matt Lindner to LA for some VIP pampering with hip-hop artist Coolio, while secretly transforming the PE teacher's Portslade home. Once he arrives in America, Matt is introduced to nose and ear waxing and taken to a fashionable tailor's to get suited and booted, while back in East Sussex the interior of his terraced house is being turned into a Tudor castle.

11:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.

11:05 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Home or Away: Rhyl, North Wales v Almeria, Spain
A woman, who has recently inherited a tidy sum, tries to decide where to invest her money, either on a property on the north Wales coast, not far from their Cheshire home, or on a rental home in Almeria, Spain.

12:05 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 29/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver prepares a glazed pork fillet accompanied by Cajun-style pepper rice and barbecue sauce, plus a tapas bruschetta and golden grilled sardines.

12:35 Channel 4 Racing

12:55 Channel 4 Racing
The first day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Juddmonte International Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

13:30 Channel 4 Racing
The first day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Juddmonte International Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

14:05 Channel 4 Racing
The first day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Juddmonte International Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

14:40 Channel 4 Racing
The first day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Juddmonte International Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

15:00 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes worth as much as £250,000.

16:00 Come Dine with Me
Mother-of-two Joanne Wilson takes on hairdresser Franko Russo, businessman Richard Haxell and weight-loss consultant Sam McCallum as the dinner party challenge heads to Bedford. As the week unfolds, the unrefined table manners of one contestant become too much for the other hosts to bear - but an unusual collection of underwear provides an alternative talking-point.

17:00 The Simpsons - The Bart of War
Bart gets into trouble with the police for vandalising Flanders' Beatles memorabilia, so Marge sends him on an organised activity scheme to make sure he is supervised at all times. Unfortunately, Homer is appointed team leader, and it is not long before things start to fall apart.

17:30 Hollyoaks - 3673
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:55 4thought.tv
Lawrence Howard, who was adopted as a baby and ended up in the care system at the age of nine, reflects on the importance of having a loving home.

19:00 How Not to Get Old - 3/6, series 1
Anna Richardson experiences one of London's most expensive facials to find out if it's worth the money, while leading hair stylist James Galvin shows Louise Redknapp how a simple cut and colour can take years off a person's appearance. Plus, 47-year-old Marion uses 3D imaging technology to help her decide whether face surgery will give her the youthful look she desires.

20:00 24 Hours in A&E - 20/21, series 3
The staff of King's College Hospital treat patients involved in traffic accidents. Jade from Kent is brought in after being hit by a car and knocked under a bus on her way to school, and doctors are concerned the 12-year-old may have fractured her skull. Meanwhile, Geraldine, 60, has been injured while trying to cross the road, and after recently being released from prison 40-year-old Brian is in minors with a broken ankle, but the swelling means his electronic curfew tag will have to be removed.

21:00 The Last Leg - 4/8, series 3
Host Adam Hills is joined by Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and this week's guest, TV presenter Gabby Logan, for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The show features live studio challenges and recorded segments each week, including Alex's quest to participate in the Rio Paralympics in 2016.

21:50 I'm Spazticus - 2/5, series 2
Members of the public are entertained by blind street magician Blindymo, while unsuspecting guests on new TV show Dine at Mine are shocked when their amputee host stirs up trouble with a custom-made arm whisk, and there are a few surprises in store when they nose around her bedroom. Elsewhere, a dwarf acts like a baby and there's more from the talking guide dog.

22:20 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - 4/4, series 2
Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show's version of the famous quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by guests Sarah Millican and Chris Ramsey. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with comedy hip-hop act Abandoman, while Rachel Riley provides the letters and numbers with a little help from Joe Wilkinson. Last in the series.

23:25 Random Acts
Established artists and amateurs showcase their three-minute films, chosen for bold and original expressions of creativity.

23:30 Shameless USA - Father's Day
When Eddie Jackson's body is found, Frank believes he is entitled to the dead man's pension, while Fiona attends a high-class wedding with her sugar daddy. Elsewhere, Veronica doubts Kev's fidelity, and Lip makes a discovery about Karen and Jody. Drama, starring William H Macy and Emmy Rossum.

00:25 Kiss Them for Me Film (1957)
Three Navy pilots are given four days' leave during the Second World War so they can take part in a promotional event. However, the lucky trio prefer spending their free time throwing a party - and when one of them falls for a businessman's fiancee, he questions whether he even wants to return to duty. Comedy, starring Cary Grant, Jayne Mansfield, Lief Erickson and Suzy Parker.

02:10 Three in a Bed - 6/10, series 2
The competition begins at the Pendragon Country House in Cornwall, where Nigel and Sharon Reed find themselves under intense scrutiny. The group then heads to the Hamble Retreat in Southampton, where the star-rating system becomes the subject of a heated debate, before a former `Friendliest Landlady of the Year' tries to ease the tension at Grey Cottage, a 160-year-old property in the Cotswolds.

03:05 Deal or No Deal
Another contestant takes the hot seat, hoping to win big money by guessing which box contains £250,000 - while the mysterious banker tries to minimise his losses by offering a deal. .

04:00 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game in Dictionary Corner.

04:45 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard
The patissier demonstrates recipes and welcomes guests to his home to offer constructive criticism on their baked creations.

05:10 The Hoobs - Cards
Everyone seems to be able to do something clever with a pack of cards, except Groove.

05:35 The Hoobs - Change
Iver grows tired of his boring life and decides on a complete change.

Channel 5

06:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Lucy's School
Holly and Ben spend a day at Lucy's school, while trying not to be spotted by her teacher, Miss Cookie.

06:20 The Mr Men Show - Gardens
Little Miss Scary displays her prickly side and Little Miss Chatterbox visits Mr Quiet's Zen Garden.

06:35 Thomas & Friends - Percy and the Monster of Brendam
Percy invites his friends Edward, Henry and Toby to join him in the hunt for a monster.

06:45 Noddy in Toyland - Come Back Lindy
Whiz gets mad with Lindy for making a magical mess in his garage and tells her to go away.

07:00 Fifi and the Flowertots - Naughty Twins
The twins try to collect food for lazy Stingo.

07:15 Peppa Pig - Mr Fox's Shop
George and Peppa visit Mr Fox's shop to buy Granny and Grandpa an anniversary present.

07:20 Peppa Pig - Pancakes
Daddy Pig flips his pancake so high it sticks to the ceiling.

07:25 Peppa Pig - Shadows
The piglet and her brother George realise they have shadows and cannot escape from them.

07:35 Roary the Racing Car - Secret Treasures
Roary and his friends head to the beach to look for buried treasure.

07:50 Bananas in Pyjamas - Holes Galore
Mysterious holes appear in the park, prompting the Bananas to camp there for the night in a bid to discover the cause.

08:00 Tickety Toc - Outer Space Time
Tommy and Tallulah embark on a make-believe adventure into outer space, but after wandering too far away from the town, they realise they have lost their way.

08:15 The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright and his guests talk about the issues of the day, with viewers calling in to offer their opinions.

10:10 Cowboy Builders - Warrington
Melinda Messenger and Dominic Littlewood come to the aid of HR manager Sheila from Warrington, Cheshire who paid £43,000 for an extension that was abandoned by builders. As well as causing emotional stress, the situation has left her heavily in debt. As Dom tries to track down the workmen responsible, Melinda oversees a radical makeover of the property.

11:10 5 News Lunchtime
The day's headlines from around the world.

11:15 The Hotel Inspector - The Hotel Inspector Returns: Walpole Bay Hotel
Alex Polizzi returns to the Walpole Bay Hotel, a family-run establishment in Margate, Kent, that was first featured on the programme in 2009. On her original visit, she criticised owner Jane Bishop for not giving her grown-up children enough of a say in the business - and was far from impressed with the collection of bizarre trinkets that decorated the hotel's corridors. Three years on, she returns to see if the Bishops have been able to stick to her guidelines, or if Jane's bad habits have returned.

12:15 Animal A&E - The Rise of the Phoenix
Andrea Hayes works with members of the ISPCA in Kildare, where a member of the public has raised concerns about a dog named Phoenix. Pete Wedderburn visits the Sea Life Centre in Bray, where a ray has developed an unexplained rash, and in Galway, vet Dave Fitzgerald turns his attention to a sick alpaca, before giving four budgies a medical check ahead of a big competition.

12:45 Neighbours - 6693
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

13:20 NCIS - A Man Walks into a Bar
The team is forced to undergo psychological evaluations conducted by Dr Rachel Cranston () while investigating the death of a submarine's commanding officer. Suspicion falls on a journalist seen arguing with the man before his demise, and Tony discovers a link between the psychotherapist shadowing the agents and Ziva's predecessor Kate Todd. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly.

14:15 Flirting with Danger Film (2006)
Premiere. When a man's best friend unexpectedly dies of a heart attack, he begins to suspect foul play - and when more men in seemingly good health start to die, he joins forces with a police officer in a race against time to get to the bottom of the mystery. Thriller, starring James Thomas, Victoria Sanchez and Charisma Carpenter. Edited for violence.

16:00 5 News at 5
The day's headlines from around the world.

16:30 Neighbours - 6693
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

17:00 Animal A&E - The Rise of the Phoenix
Andrea Hayes works with members of the ISPCA in Kildare, where a member of the public has raised concerns about a dog named Phoenix. Pete Wedderburn visits the Sea Life Centre in Bray, where a ray has developed an unexplained rash, and in Galway, vet Dave Fitzgerald turns his attention to a sick alpaca, before giving four budgies a medical check ahead of a big competition.

18:00 Cricket: The Ashes - England v Australia: Fifth Test Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim a 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory. Commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes.

19:00 Nurses - 3/8, series 1
Paediatric nurse Adrian Smith looks after a 12-year-old boy who has been airlifted to the emergency department after being knocked down by a car outside his school. At University Hospital Llandough, Helen Ludlow is getting in some final preparation before an exam to become a fully qualified endoscopist, while Paula Swain of the Acute Response Team visits a 59-year-old former nightclub bouncer with an incurable lung condition.

20:00 The Da Vinci Code Film (2006)
A respected academic goes on the run when he is framed for the murder of a French historian. Pursued by the detective on the case and a sinister assassin monk, he strives to unmask the culprit, leading to a conspiracy determined to preserve a 2,000-year-old secret at any cost. Thriller based on Dan Brown's novel, starring Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen, Paul Bettany and Jean Reno.

22:55 The True Story - The Da Vinci Code: The True Story
Documentary exploring whether there is any truth in claims made in Dan Brown's novel The Da Vinci Code, later adapted for the screen in a film starring Tom Hanks. The programme examines if there is evidence of an intimate relationship between Jesus and Mary Magdalene, looks into the possibility of Rosslyn Chapel in Midlothian being the final resting place of the Holy Grail, and tries to find out the secrets behind Leonardo da Vinci's mirror writing. Featuring contributions by da Vinci historian Mario Taddei, art restorer Cecilia Frosinini and graphic designer John Langdon.

23:50 Poker - The Aussie Millions Poker Championship
Action from the Crown Casino in Melbourne, where the likes of Richard Yong, Paul Phua, Erik Seidel, Igor Kurganov and Sam Trickett competed in the $250,000 Challenge.

02:55 Great Artists - Vermeer
Dutch painter Jan Vermeer, the lowly son of an innkeeper and art dealer, lived an uneventful life, leaving fewer than 40 authenticated works and dying unknown outside his home town. Tim Marlow investigates how his talent came to be regarded as highly as Rembrandt's, and examines the simple domestic scenes that led to his posthumous rise to fame.

03:20 Divine Designs - The High Churches
Paul Binski visits Brighton and Kilburn Park, north London, to explore two striking missionary churches that reflect the High Church style of architecture.

03:45 House Doctor - Rothwell
Estate agent Ann Maurice gives a terraced house in Rothwell, Leeds, a makeover.

04:10 Wildlife SOS - 8/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

04:35 Wildlife SOS - 9/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

05:00 Bananas in Pyjamas - The Nursing Bananas
Dolly and Camembert pretend to be sick so they can be fussed over by the bananas. With the voices of Dick and Dom.

05:10 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Cheeky Sneeze
Ping Pong helps Rupert get rid of his sneezes.

05:20 Fireman Sam - Boyce Will Be Boyce
Station Officer Steele hurts his back and Chief Fire Officer Boyce has to stand in for him - only he is too busy showing off to be of any help to anyone.

05:35 The WotWots - Wot's New Pussycat
The WotWots discover some of their favourite things have been nibbled on during the night, leaving SpottyWot to investigate.

05:45 Peppa Pig - Stars
The young pig and her family go stargazing.

05:50 Big School - Elliott's First Day
Four-year-old Elliott prepares for his first day of school, and meets his new classmates.

05:55 Little Princess - I Want My Horace
The youngster is delighted to encounter a Shetland pony - until she realises how stubborn it is.

Comedy Central

07:00 Scrubs - My Lawyer's in Love
Ted falls in love with a ukulele player, and Dr Cox realises he cannot handle everything that is thrown at him. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

07:30 Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

08:00 Friends - The One Where Paul's the Man
Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis.

08:30 Rules of Engagement - Third Wheel
Audrey tells her unattractive friend Liz that Jeff fancies her, but it backfires when the duo are left alone at dinner and her husband suffers an allergic reaction. Adam tries to hide his snacks from a dieting Jennifer, while Timmy introduces Russell to charity work.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
Charlie desperately tries to stop Chelsea and Evelyn becoming friends following their first meeting.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her friend Rose.

10:00 Friends - The One with Mac and CHEESE
Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc.

10:30 Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

11:00 Friends - The One Where Paul's the Man
Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis.

11:30 Rules of Engagement - Third Wheel
Audrey tells her unattractive friend Liz that Jeff fancies her, but it backfires when the duo are left alone at dinner and her husband suffers an allergic reaction. Adam tries to hide his snacks from a dieting Jennifer, while Timmy introduces Russell to charity work.

12:00 Two and a Half Men - Ferrets, Attack!
Walden faces a romantic dilemma when Zoey wants to give their relationship another go, but Rose takes drastic action when he decides to break up with her. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Sophie Winkleman and Melanie Lynskey.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Walden hires a professional actress to pose as his girlfriend when he becomes tired of the ups and downs of a traditional relationship, and Jake arranges for a beach-house rendezvous with his sweetheart Missi. Guest starring Miley Cyrus.

13:00 Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

13:30 Friends - The One Where Paul's the Man
Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - Third Wheel
Audrey tells her unattractive friend Liz that Jeff fancies her, but it backfires when the duo are left alone at dinner and her husband suffers an allergic reaction. Adam tries to hide his snacks from a dieting Jennifer, while Timmy introduces Russell to charity work.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - Ferrets, Attack!
Walden faces a romantic dilemma when Zoey wants to give their relationship another go, but Rose takes drastic action when he decides to break up with her. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Sophie Winkleman and Melanie Lynskey.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Walden hires a professional actress to pose as his girlfriend when he becomes tired of the ups and downs of a traditional relationship, and Jake arranges for a beach-house rendezvous with his sweetheart Missi. Guest starring Miley Cyrus.

15:30 Friends - The One with the Tea Leaves
Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock).

16:00 Friends - The One in Massapequa
Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock).

16:30 Friends - The One with Joey's Interview
Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions.

17:00 Two and a Half Men - Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
Charlie desperately tries to stop Chelsea and Evelyn becoming friends following their first meeting.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her friend Rose.

18:00 Rules of Engagement - Third Wheel
Audrey tells her unattractive friend Liz that Jeff fancies her, but it backfires when the duo are left alone at dinner and her husband suffers an allergic reaction. Adam tries to hide his snacks from a dieting Jennifer, while Timmy introduces Russell to charity work.

18:30 Friends - The One with the Tea Leaves
Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock).

19:00 Friends - The One in Massapequa
Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock).

19:30 Friends - The One with Joey's Interview
Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions.

20:00 Big Bad World - 1/8, series 1
Sitcom about a graduate who returns to his home town to discover the real world is not all he had hoped for. Starring Blake Harrison (The Inbetweeners).

20:30 Jack Whitehall Live
A performance by the comedian at the Hudson Theatre, New York. Whitehall shows off his self-defence moves, before talking about his mum and what he loves about American TV.

21:00 The Jeff Dunham Show - 1/7, series 1
Sketch show starring the vetriloquist. Walter and Jeff visit a licensed psychologist, while Achmed stars in a stand-up comedy DVD.

21:30 Seann Walsh World - 6/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

22:00 Lee Evans: Roadrunner
A performance recorded at London's O2 during the madcap comedian's 2011 tour. Since winning the 1993 Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Festival, Evans has become one of the most popular stand-up acts in Britain and Roadrunner, his most ambitious show to date, was performed to audiences at some of the biggest arenas in the UK and Ireland.

23:00 South Park - Butters' Bottom B****
Butters pays Sally $5 for a kiss to improve his reputation with the boys, but things soon snowball when he spots an opportunity and becomes the `pimp' of a kissing business.

23:30 South Park - WTF
The boys sign up for the school's wrestling team after going to their first live WWE event - but they find out that it is not quite the same as the wrestling they are used to.

00:00 Anger Management - Charlie Is an Expert Witness
Charlie and Kate face off as expert witnesses in the same trial. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair.

00:30 Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

01:00 South Park - Butters' Bottom B****
Butters pays Sally $5 for a kiss to improve his reputation with the boys, but things soon snowball when he spots an opportunity and becomes the `pimp' of a kissing business.

01:30 South Park - WTF
The boys sign up for the school's wrestling team after going to their first live WWE event - but they find out that it is not quite the same as the wrestling they are used to.

01:55 The King of Queens - Crappy Birthday
Carrie asks Doug to ignore her birthday, but he cannot bring himself to let it pass without celebration. Unfortunately, all his last-minute plans go awry.

02:20 The King of Queens - S'aint Valentine's
Doug plans a romantic Valentine's Day meal out for Carrie - but gets trapped at a surprise birthday party for Spence

02:45 Frasier - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
Part three of three. As Niles continues to recover from open-heart surgery, he masks his fear of death with overconfidence and an elaborate show of zest for life. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - A Job for Robert
Ray is annoyed to discover Marie is plying his brother with gifts of scented candles and massage oils. However, his mood changes when he deduces her real motive - to put Robert in a romantic mood, in the hope he will provide her with grandchildren.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - A Date for Peter
Amy's brother Peter turns to Ray for advice on talking to women, while Debra decides to help out by throwing a party and inviting all her single friends.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

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08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Crazy Chin
Amy's parents draw attention to Robert's strange eating habits, making him feel self-conscious every time he sits down for a meal - so Debra devises a plan to cure him once and for all.

08:30 Scrubs - My Bad
Elliot takes care of a patient whose jaw has been wired shut and Turk spends the night with Carla, while JD sleeps with an important board member - only to discover she is Dr Cox's former wife.

09:00 Scrubs - My Super Ego
Carla sees through Dr Cox's gruff exterior, while JD finds he has competition for the unofficial title of brightest intern in the shape of Nick Murdoch, who seems nicer, friendlier and more enthusiastic than him. Comedy, guest starring Sean Hayes (Will & Grace)

09:30 Scrubs - My Fifteen Minutes
JD and Turk save a cameraman's life during a visit to a strip club, and the heroics are captured on film. Meanwhile, Carla ducks out of an evening with Elliot - only to meet her later in embarrassing circumstances. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Blabbermouths
Ray is upset to hear Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her gossipy friends - and responds by revealing a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends).

10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Model
Robert is elated to be signed up by a modelling agency, convinced fame and wealth are just around the corner - but his dreams of success prove short-lived. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett.

12:00 Punk'd - 6/8, series 2
The drummer from Blink 182 gets upset with an over-familiar waiter, and actress Jaime Pressly discovers one of her clothing factories is closing down.

12:30 The King of Queens - Deacon Blues
Doug learns Deacon has lied to his wife about a relationship with a female acquaintance, and Carrie questions her marriage due to her husband's views on cheating. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Victor Williams.

13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Blabbermouths
Ray is upset to hear Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her gossipy friends - and responds by revealing a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends).

13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Model
Robert is elated to be signed up by a modelling agency, convinced fame and wealth are just around the corner - but his dreams of success prove short-lived. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett.

14:00 Scrubs - My Day Off
JD is admitted with a case of appendicitis, and gets to see the hospital from a patient's perspective - but makes it clear he does not trust Turk to operate on him. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

14:30 Scrubs - My Nickname
A patient irritates Dr Cox, who takes his anger out on JD, prompting Carla to leap to her intern's rescue. Meanwhile, Turk fights for the right to eat his lunch on a bench already claimed by Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

15:00 The King of Queens - Horizontal Hold
Deacon and Kelly's separation makes Carrie wonder about her own marriage - and prompts her to devise a new method of resolving disputes with Doug. Meanwhile, Arthur dates a woman who claims she once went out with Frank Sinatra. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Jerry Stiller and Leah Remini.

15:30 The King of Queens - Inner Tube
Doug lies to Carrie about working late so he can get out of a seminar and play mud football, but his escapade in the rain makes him so feverish that he has a nightmare about appearing in TV shows with Arthur. Comedy, starring Kevin James.

16:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Blabbermouths
Ray is upset to hear Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her gossipy friends - and responds by revealing a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends).

16:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Model
Robert is elated to be signed up by a modelling agency, convinced fame and wealth are just around the corner - but his dreams of success prove short-lived. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett.

17:00 Scrubs - My Blind Date
The staff try to finish a shift without losing any patients, while JD finds a new friend - stuck in a scanning machine. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison and John C McGinley.

17:30 Scrubs - My Balancing Act
JD's blossoming romance takes second place to his hectic work schedule, while Turk and Carla have relationship problems of their own. Dr Cox tries to give the interns the confidence to face up to Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

18:00 Punk'd - 6/8, series 2
The drummer from Blink 182 gets upset with an over-familiar waiter, and actress Jaime Pressly discovers one of her clothing factories is closing down.

18:25 Sex and the City - Easy Come, Easy Go
Miranda finds it difficult living with a former partner, and Carrie cheats on Aidan with Mr Big. Samantha's latest conquest leaves a nasty taste in her mouth, and Charlotte achieves her ultimate goal when she gets engaged - but not in the way she had hoped.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie faces a difficult decision as Berta and Lydia fight over him, and turn on one another when the situation intensifies. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

20:00 South Park - Go God Go
Part one of two. The gang learns about the theory of evolution, and Cartman freezes himself, hoping to awaken when a games console is released.

20:30 South Park - Go God Go XII
Part two of two. Cartman accidentally wakes up 500 years in the future and finds himself in the middle of warring factions. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

21:00 South Park - Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues the school, and Cartman searches for a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

21:30 South Park - Funnybot
Jimmy hosts South Park Elementary's first comedy awards ceremony, where he insults the Germans by stating they are the least funny people in the world, prompting them to promise swift and brutal retribution against the school.

22:00 Jackass - 4/8, series 2
Steve-O visits a salon to remove all his body hair with wax, while Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine fight it out with boxing gloves in a sports shop.

23:00 Sex and the City - Running with Scissors
Carrie unexpectedly comes face to face with her rival for Big's affections, while Charlotte's life is taken over by wedding fever, and Miranda develops an attraction to a man wearing a sandwich costume.

23:35 Sex and the City - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Charlotte has second thoughts about Trey the night before the wedding after an attempt at passion falls flat. Samantha enjoys a party of her own with one of the groomsmen, and Carrie contemplates telling Aidan about her affair with Big.

00:15 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store - 1/20, series 10
Stand-up comedians Jason Cook, Rob Rouse and Doc Brown perform at the famous Soho club.

00:45 The Office: An American Workplace - Dream Team
Michael tries to recruit a dream team to work for his new paper company, and Jim soon regrets lying to Charles about his ability to play football. Starring Steve Carell.

01:15 Strange Planet Film (1999)
Six school graduates embark on a search for love and happiness, but must learn to cope with the trials of adulthood before they are reunited on the eve of the new millennium. Australian comedy, starring Naomi Watts, Claudia Karvan, Tom Long, Hugo Weaving and Aaron Jeffrey.

03:05 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - Brave New World
After 50 years of shocking audiences, the film-maker talks candidly about his work, including Brave New World.

03:10 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - Decline and Fall
Comedy short featuring the spoof British film-maker talking candidly about his work, including Decline and Fall.

03:15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - Hard Times
Comedy short in which the spoof British film-maker talks candidly about his movies, including Hard Times.

03:20 MASH - The Nurses
Nurse Baker falls foul of Major Houlihan and is confined to quarters, but when her husband arrives in camp, Hawkeye and BJ arrange a battlefield second honeymoon by quarantining them in Hot Lips' tent. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda and Loretta Swit.

03:45 MASH - The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
Everyone is dejected when Hot Lips disappears from the camp. Korean War comedy, starring Alan Alda and Loretta Swit.

04:10 Frasier - Roz Krantz and Gouldenstein Are Dead
While serving a community service order for speeding, Roz develops a reputation at a retirement home as the `angel of death' after everyone she takes care of dies. Disturbed by the events, she turns to Frasier for advice. Guest starring James Earl Jones.

04:35 Frasier - Are You Being Served?
Niles receives divorce papers from Maris - and to show he is not as spineless as people think, he signs them immediately. Later, though, he begins to regret his impulsiveness. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:05 Ugly Betty - Trust, Lust and Must
Manipulative director Wilhelmina has a disagreement with strong-willed daughter Nico, while Betty and Hilda try to raise $20,000 in a desperate bid to stop father Ignacio being deported.

06:50 Made in Chelsea - 7/8, series 1
Spencer tries to win the affections of Caggie ahead of the Masquerade Ball. Rosie is furious with Hugo when she discovers he is seeing Millie, while Ollie and Gabriella get back together as friends, until Ollie is seen flirting with someone else.

07:45 Scrubs - My Hero
Part two of two. Ben's doctors suggest different methods of treatment to tackle his leukaemia, while JD finds his professional judgement wavering at the thought of operating on a friend. Meanwhile, Elliot and Turk both feel their talents are not appreciated. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser.

08:15 Rules of Engagement - The Chair
Audrey buys a new chair, which Jeff hates, and the situation spirals out of control as they argue over whether to get rid of it. Meanwhile, Russell takes Timmy to an executive dining room to help him impress a new love interest, and Adam builds an elaborate fort. Comedy, starring Megyn Price and Patrick Warburton.

08:40 90210 - There's No Place Like Homecoming
Annie and Ethan come up with a plan to attend the homecoming dance together without officially making it a date, and Adrianna confesses about her drug use before checking into rehab. Meanwhile, Ryan makes a surprising discovery about Kimberly, and Debbie confronts Tracy about her inappropriate behaviour with Harry.

09:35 Ugly Betty - Trust, Lust and Must
Manipulative director Wilhelmina has a disagreement with strong-willed daughter Nico, while Betty and Hilda try to raise $20,000 in a desperate bid to stop father Ignacio being deported.

10:35 Charmed - Charmed Noir
Paige and Agent Brody are drawn into the pages of an unfinished novel set in the 1930s, and struggle to elude gangsters in pursuit of famed statuette the Burmese Falcon. Meanwhile, Phoebe, Piper and Leo try to rewrite the book's ending and rescue them before they are killed.

11:35 Hollyoaks - 3672
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

12:05 How I Met Your Mother - Good Crazy
Barney tries to persuade Quinn to leave her job as a stripper, while Ted gets into online dating to overcome his feelings for Robin, but after failing to find a partner sets out to heal his relationship with her. Elsewhere, Lily is driven to the edge by Marshall's pre-natal preparations and decides to send him away on a guys-only weekend.

12:35 How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code - Part One
Part one of two. Marshall and Barney try desperately to get back to the hospital before Lily gives birth, while Ted and Robin attempt to distract her from the painful contractions by telling funny stories. Her father Mickey also shows up to offer comfort, but she worries Marshall may not make it to witness the birth of his son.

13:00 Scrubs - My Last Words
JD and Turk forgo their traditional steak night to comfort a dying patient, while Dr Maddox begins to show her true colours. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends).

13:35 Scrubs - My Saving Grace
Kelso and Cox realise that desperate times call for desperate measures and form an alliance to oust Maddox from Sacred Heart. Carla makes it her mission to put a self-centred and incompetent intern in her place. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends).

14:05 Charmed - Charmed Noir
Paige and Agent Brody are drawn into the pages of an unfinished novel set in the 1930s, and struggle to elude gangsters in pursuit of famed statuette the Burmese Falcon. Meanwhile, Phoebe, Piper and Leo try to rewrite the book's ending and rescue them before they are killed.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - Missed Connections
Timmy scours the internet in search of a woman who caught his eye in the underground, However, when he locates her, he makes a disappointing discovery. Jeff and Audrey blame each other when a couple in the building snub them, and Adam gives Jen an enormous tin of popcorn for their anniversary.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - The Five Things
Audrey is disappointed with Jeff when he struggles to list five things he likes about her, while Russell teaches Timmy a song to play for a girl, but his performance is disastrous. Elsewhere, Adam and Jen accidentally receive Jeff and Audrey's bank statement in the mail.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - Good Crazy
Barney tries to persuade Quinn to leave her job as a stripper, while Ted gets into online dating to overcome his feelings for Robin, but after failing to find a partner sets out to heal his relationship with her. Elsewhere, Lily is driven to the edge by Marshall's pre-natal preparations and decides to send him away on a guys-only weekend.

16:25 How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code - Part One
Part one of two. Marshall and Barney try desperately to get back to the hospital before Lily gives birth, while Ted and Robin attempt to distract her from the painful contractions by telling funny stories. Her father Mickey also shows up to offer comfort, but she worries Marshall may not make it to witness the birth of his son.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Vengeance Formulation
Howard's fear of commitment causes him to avoid Bernadette, but he soon realises he has made a mistake and tries to compensate for it. Meanwhile, Kripke plays a prank during a radio interview with Sheldon, who sets out to get revenge, only to be caught by the Dean. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with an appearance by Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) as herself.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Gorilla Experiment
Bernadette asks Leonard about his physics experiment, making Howard so jealous that she threatens to end their relationship. Penny also feels put out by the situation, and asks Sheldon to teach her about science.

18:00 Hollyoaks - 3674
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - Everything Must Go
Abby admits she is the one blacklisting Barney with other women, but the two reconcile their differences over their mutual hatred of Ted. They go to the bar to flaunt their faux-romance, but when the serial womaniser proposes to her for a joke she takes it seriously. Guest starring Britney Spears.

19:00 Clueless Film (1995)
A rich high-school student uses all her charm and financial clout to boost a new pupil's image, but soon finds she has created a monster - while her own popularity suffers in the process. Comedy inspired by Jane Austen's Emma, starring Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy and Paul Rudd.

21:00 Under Siege 2 Film (1995)
A retired Navy veteran travelling by train is forced to leap into action when he realises terrorist hijackers are on board. Their leader, a vengeful former government operative with access to a powerful orbital weapon, is threatening to set off a chain of earthquakes if his demand for $1billion is not met. Action adventure sequel

23:05 The Big Bang Theory - The Vengeance Formulation
Howard's fear of commitment causes him to avoid Bernadette, but he soon realises he has made a mistake and tries to compensate for it. Meanwhile, Kripke plays a prank during a radio interview with Sheldon, who sets out to get revenge, only to be caught by the Dean. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with an appearance by Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) as herself.

23:35 The Big Bang Theory - The Gorilla Experiment
Bernadette asks Leonard about his physics experiment, making Howard so jealous that she threatens to end their relationship. Penny also feels put out by the situation, and asks Sheldon to teach her about science.

00:05 New Girl - Bachelorette Party
Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party, while Nick and Winston decide to spend some time with groom-to-be Shivrang. Schmidt becomes annoyed when he discovers he has not been given a `plus one' invitation to the wedding, and decides to prove he is perfectly capable of securing a date in time for the big day. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel.

00:35 Suburgatory - The Wishbone
Tessa heads to New York City to spend Thanksgiving with her grandmother so she can meet her mother Alex (Malin Akerman). Meanwhile, Dallas keeps George occupied by putting him in charge of making dinner and Malik has an embarrassing encounter with Sheila at the Shay family's celebrations.

01:00 Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 - The Scarlet Neighbour
The girls attend their first tenants' meeting but Chloe ends up making a scene, leaving the other residents scandalised and planning to banish them. While June becomes determined to clean up her roommate's act by getting her to settle down, James tries to sabotage her plan, and Mark celebrates his newly single status by throwing a brunch party.

01:30 The Cleveland Show - Frapp Attack
Cleveland flirts with a co-worker, but Rallo and Junior catch his antics on camera and use them to create a music video that becomes hugely popular on the internet. A major record producer also takes an interest - only to fall in love with Donna.

01:50 Bob's Burgers - Sheesh! Cab Bob
Tina is desperate to experience her first kiss at her 13th birthday party, and after Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob is forced to take a second job as a cab driver to pay for the celebrations.

02:15 Bob's Burgers - Bed & Breakfast
Linda spots a chance to make the most of tourist traffic by opening a B&B and decides to plant listening devices when the rooms are filled with shady characters.

02:35 Being Erica - Fa La Erica
The time-traveller helps organise a Christmas party at work, much to her rabbi father's disappointment. She searches for inspiration by journeying into her friends' pasts - and ends up reliving a particularly memorable Hanukkah celebration of her own. Comedy drama, starring Erin Karpluk.

03:20 Made in Chelsea - 7/8, series 1
Spencer tries to win the affections of Caggie ahead of the Masquerade Ball. Rosie is furious with Hugo when she discovers he is seeing Millie, while Ollie and Gabriella get back together as friends, until Ollie is seen flirting with someone else.

05:00 Switched
Hot-air balloonist Ryan has an encounter with a shark when he swaps lives with boogie-boarder Hunter, while his counterpart overcomes his fear of heights, joins a college army training programme and tries mountain-biking.

05:20 90210 - Secrets and Lies
Harry tells his children about his son, who was given up for adoption 22 years previously, and while Dixon does not seem bothered, Annie's anger becomes apparent at a sleepover. Dixon opens up to Silver, while Adrianna and Navid continue to grow close - until she misunderstands his intentions. Drama, starring Rob Estes.

Film4

10:00 Dragonball Evolution Film (2009)
An ordinary teenager is recruited by a mystical martial arts master for a vitally important quest. He must find seven magical spheres before they fall into the hands of an evil warlord, who intends to use their power to let him take over the world. Fantasy adventure based on the Japanese cartoon series, starring Justin Chatwin, Chow Yun-Fat and James Marsters.

11:40 Tooth Fairy Film (2009)
A minor-league ice hockey player is nicknamed the Tooth Fairy for knocking opponents' teeth out on the ice. When the cynical athlete discourages a young fan, he is forced to pay penance by spending a week as the real Tooth Fairy, rediscovering his dreams in the process. Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd, Stephen Merchant, Ryan Sheckler and Seth MacFarlane.

13:45 The Third Man Film (1949)
American writer Holly Martins goes to post-Second World War Vienna at the invitation of his old friend Harry Lime, only to find he has died. However, the author finds the circumstances surrounding his death fail to add up and goes in search of the truth - but is unprepared for the ugly secrets he uncovers. Carol Reed's thriller, written by Graham Greene, starring Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles, Alida Valli and Trevor Howard.

15:50 Doctor in Clover Film (1966)
Amorous doctor Gaston Grimsdyke takes a job at his former medical school under the tutelage of his fearsome old professor, but finds himself in a predicament when he tries to help the gruff tutor woo the matron. Medical comedy, the sixth of seven films based on Richard Gordon's novels, starring Leslie Phillips, James Robertson Justice, Joan Sims and Shirley Anne Field.

17:55 Home Alone Film (1990)
A boy has to fend for himself when he is accidentally left behind after his family jets off to Paris for Christmas. The youngster initially enjoys his freedom, but is soon forced to resort to ingenious booby traps to defend the family home from two dim-witted burglars. Comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Heard, Catherine O'Hara and John Candy.

20:00 The Social Network Film (2010)
Fact-based drama following internet billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's rise to wealth and fame. An online prank played on an ex-girlfriend gives Harvard student Zuckerberg the idea for Facebook, which soon expands away from the famous university into a worldwide phenomenon. However, in getting his project off the ground, he makes enemies of those who helped him along the way

22:20 Saw III Film (2006)
Gruesome killer Jigsaw returns for one final deadly game with some more unsuspecting victims. Weakened by his terminal illness, the menacing criminal draws on his protegee's help to kidnap a doctor, whom Jigsaw needs to keep him alive long enough to witness his final gory adventure. Horror sequel, starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith and Angus MacFadyen.

00:30 Julia's Eyes Film (2010)
A woman receives news that her blind twin sister has committed suicide. She is not convinced by the official report and tries to prove that her sister was murdered. However, her investigation is complicated as she has the same genetic condition as her sister, and is slowly losing her own eyesight. Thriller, starring Belen Rueda and Lluis Homar. In Spanish.

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ITV Anglia

07:30 Lorraine - 167/260, series 4
Entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip..

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

10:25 ITV News

11:30 Star Treatment - Moneypenny
Jane McDonald and her team head to a call centre in Wrexham, where six workers are given the surprise of their lives as they are whisked off to the Glam Van. Here, they are treated to a makeover, followed by a meal prepared by a leading chef, before stepping into the spotlight on the Clocking Off Catwalk to reveal their new looks to their families, friends and colleagues.

12:30 ITV News and Weather

12:55 ITV Anglia Weather

12:55 ITV News Anglia

13:00 Storage Hoarders - 8/30, series 2
Aggie MacKenzie meets a woman who must confront the stored belongings of her late parents. Plus, a toy collector who has possibly been sitting on a small fortune for a long time.

14:00 Secret Dealers - 26/30, series 4
Antiques experts Tim Hogarth, David Ford and Alison Chapman are given two hours to rummage through one spectacular house in Scotland in the hope of finding and purchasing some treasures from the owner. They enter a bidding battle over a gold-plated family crest seal that may have royal connections, a Victorian silver card purse, and a 1930s Mappin & Webb mirror.

14:59 ITV Anglia Weather

15:00 Long Lost Family - 2/6, series 1
The story of a soldier who discovered the truth about his birth father when he was 15 and has been searching for him ever since. Also featured is a woman trying to trace the son she gave up for adoption 26 years ago. .

16:00 Take on the Twisters - 23/30, series 1
The quiz in which contestants must use a combination of knowledge and strategy to defeat their opponents in the first part of the show to take on eight giant sand timers, where the more they keep in play before time runs out, the greater the jackpot they can win.

17:00 ITV News Anglia

17:30 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Emmerdale - 6637
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

18:30 Coronation Street - 8196
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

19:00 Midsomer Murders - Death and the Divas
The murder of a journalist has chilling echoes of a 1960s horror film starring Midsomer's own Stella Harris. When the actress's more famous sister Diana returns after a 40-year family rift, the body count rises, with each crime reminiscent of a movie plot - giving Barnaby and Jones what looks like a disturbing case of life imitating art

21:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather

21:30 ITV Anglia Weather

21:30 ITV News Anglia

21:35 Great Night Out - 1/6, series 1
Comedy about four thirtysomething men who gather for a weekly night on the tiles in Stockport, as they try to help one another solve problems surrounding work, romance and family. Would-be alpha male Hodge narrowly dodges wife Kath's fury after botching the plans for their wedding anniversary party - and then he and the other lads get waylaid on the way to the venue after stopping to help a worse-for-wear companion. Starring Lee Boardman, William Ash, Craig Parkinson and Stephen Walters.

22:35 The Dales - 8/12, series 3
Adrian Edmondson revisits the Owen family to find out how shepherdess Amanda keeps her six children entertained during the summer at Ravenseat Farm. He also meets James and Gayle Robinson as they compete in an agricultural show in Wensleydale, and drops in on Fourum Folk's rehearsals for their 40th-anniversary concert.

02:00 Columbo: Playback Film (1975)
An inventor tries to stop his mother-in-law from exposing his infidelities by murdering her in front of a security camera - and tampering with the recording to make it look like the killing occurred at a time when he had an alibi. However, Columbo sees through his hi-tech ruse and tries to expose the truth. Crime drama, starring Peter Falk, Oskar Werner and Gena Rowlands.

03:15 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

04:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

05:00 Daybreak - 168/260, series 4
Morning show featuring news and current affairs, plus health, entertainment and lifestyle features.

ITV2

06:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

07:10 You've Been Framed! - 9/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a skier caught on a chair lift, a TV involved in a game of hide-and-seek, and a girl who came to regret climbing over a gate.

07:40 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:35 Up All Night - I Can't Quit You
Reagan secretly hangs out with her ex-sister-in-law, and Ava takes a fan and her family on an unusual Hollywood tour.

09:00 Up All Night - First Snow
Reagan and Chris are excited as they take Amy to see snow for the first time, but the trip turns into an unexpected misadventure. Meanwhile, Ava receives help from Scott when she has trouble planning for Christmas gifts on a budget.

09:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Tempest in a Tea Party
Emotions bubble over at Lisa's tea party as the host uses the occasion to try to settle her differences with Taylor. Reality series following the lavish lives of six women.

10:30 Millionaire Matchmaker - 13/15, series 5
Patti Stanger's team decide it is time the matchmaker found love for herself, but worry a date with the tough-talking expert could be too intimidating for potential suitors.

11:30 Emmerdale - 6636
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

12:00 The Xtra Factor - The Xtra Factor: Judges Best and Worst Ever
Caroline Flack and Olly Murs take a look back at the judges' best and worst behaviour, including the rows and walkouts, plus they chat to each of them about their time behind the legendary X Factor desk.

13:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

14:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

15:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - The Great Divide
Events at Lisa's tea party urge the ladies to re-evaluate their friendships, and Taylor throws herself into organising a lavish party for her daughter.

16:05 Millionaire Matchmaker - Reunion Special: Part One
Andy Cohen joins Patti Stanger to revisit some of her most memorable clients.

17:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

18:00 You've Been Framed! - 11/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including a lizard with an attitude problem, disastrous dads, and a revealing puppet show.

18:30 You've Been Framed! - 12/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates another selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, including footage of a cowardly karate kid, a series of wacky women and a chicken behaving badly.

19:00 You've Been Framed! - Funniest Ever You've Been Framed
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage.

20:00 Girlfriends - 2/8, series 2
Travel-loving Ruby, account manager Sophia, and Mellissa from Manchester must choose their dates as another 50 men enter the girls' luxury house, including a beatboxer, a muscular wrestler and a masked man..

21:00 Bridget Jones's Diary Film (2001)
A single woman begins a new year with resolutions to find love, give up her bad habits and step up the career ladder. Her plans crumble as she tries to deal with her mother's infidelity, get over a passionate fling with her boss and come to terms with her feelings for an uptight lawyer. Romantic comedy, based on Helen Fielding's novel, starring Renee Zellweger, Hugh Grant and Colin Firth.

23:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records - 1/8, series 1
A showcase for some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts. The first edition features Japanese skipping dogs, the quickest 100-metre moonwalk and the dog with the longest tongue in the world. Matt Edmondson narrates.

23:25 America's Got Talent - Quarter-Final 4 - Performance
The last 12 acts from the top 48 take part in the fourth quarter-final at the New Jersey Performing Arts Centre in Newark, competing to gain a spot in the semi-final as they continue their bid to win the $1million prize. Contenders include young female dance troupe Unity in Motion, canine performers Olate Dogs and human cannonball David `The Bullet' Smith., with Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern on the judging panel.

01:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Emmerdale - 6637
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

05:25 Coronation Street - 8196
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

05:55 Life's Funniest Moments
Video clips of hilariously candid moments captured on camera.

ITV3

06:20 Wild at Heart - 4/6, series 1
Evan and Olivia run away, forcing Sarah to search for them alone while Danny and Du Plessis go looking for a half-drugged lioness. While tracking the animal, they crash the truck - putting the warden in need of an emergency operation.

07:20 Rising Damp - Stage Struck
Miss Jones falls for new guest Hilary, a budding playwright who sends Rigsby into fits of jealousy by offering her the starring role in his latest masterpiece. Classic comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter and guest Peter Bowles.

07:50 Dickinson's Real Deal - Caernarfon
David Dickinson is joined by antiques dealers Jo Brayshaw, Simon Schneider and David Tupman to help members of the public in Caernarfon, north Wales, sort the treasures from their trash. The day's most profitable find is a bronze lion.

08:55 Murder, She Wrote - Portrait of Death
A friend of Jessica's wins a fortune in a sweepstake - but soon discovers her new-found wealth brings a host of problems in its wake, and realises she can trust no one

09:50 Wycliffe - Lone Voyager
The Cornish copper looks into a lone yachtswoman's mysterious disappearance. He learns she had been receiving threats from the owners of a local china clay works - where he later makes a grisly discovery.

11:00 The Darling Buds of May - Cast Not Your Pearls Before Swine - Part One
Part one of two. Pop plans to build a swimming pool in the shape of Ma for her birthday surprise, while Charley and Mariette take a well-earned break in France. Starring David Jason and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

12:05 Heartbeat - One Thing Leads to Another
Jenny falls victim to conmen who have devised an elaborate loan and savings racket to fleece unwitting villagers. Meanwhile, Vernon, Bernie and David put their literary prowess to the test by entering a poetry competition run by the Ashfordly Gazette. Rural drama, starring Sarah Tansey and Geoffrey Hughes.

13:05 Wild at Heart - 5/6, series 1
A string of unfortunate misunderstandings at the rival reserve convinces Rosie her stepmother is having an affair. Meanwhile, rampaging rogue male elephants begin damaging the land, so Danny introduces an older female animal to keep them in line.

14:05 Wycliffe - Seen a Ghost
A dark family secret comes to light when a female hit-and-run suspect claims the woman she deliberately ran over on a pedestrian crossing was a ghost. However, the facts of the case tell a different story. Gwen Taylor guest stars

15:15 Only When I Laugh - In Sickness and in Health
Norman's fiancee visits to discuss the wedding arrangements - but her suggestions force him to take matters into his own hands.

15:50 Duty Free - Snap
One of David's old schoolfriends turns up and puts a spanner in the works.

16:20 Home to Roost - All You Need Is Love
Matthew brings a girlfriend home, and his father is far from pleased at his choice. Comedy, starring John Thaw.

16:55 Downton Abbey - 3/7, series 1
Cora's attempts at matchmaking are dashed when Mary is smitten not by intended target Evelyn Napier, but by his handsome friend, Turkish attache Kemal Pamuk. The couple's mutual attraction sparks a train of events whose consequences ripple through the entire household. Gwen is humiliated as her secret ambition is exposed, and Bates takes extreme action to cure his limp. Costume drama, starring Maggie Smith, Michelle Dockery, Brendan Patricks, Theo James, Rose Leslie and Elizabeth McGovern.

18:00 Murder, She Wrote - Deadly Assets
A local fisherman gets involved in shady dealings. When he goes on the run, Jessica finds herself mixed up with dodgy detective Charlie Garrett, who has arrived to investigate.

19:00 Death Becomes Her Film (1992)
Two romantic rivals are both granted the secret of eternal youth by a mysterious mystic. However, as they battle to get their claws into a plastic surgeon, they discover their now-immortal bodies are capable of taking whatever damage they can dish out. Black comedy fantasy, starring Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis and Isabella Rossellini.

21:05 Wire in the Blood - Nothing But the Night
The team members are baffled as they struggle to build up a profile of the person they are hunting, as there is no discernible pattern to the crimes, or any clear motive. Meanwhile, Tony has an encounter with a mysterious woman, and Carol oversees a case review that entangles her in police politics and personal deception. Starring Robson Green and Hermione Norris.

22:40 Law & Order: UK - Honour Bound
Brooks agrees to help old friend and partner Jimmy Valentine with an undercover drug sting, but when the bust goes wrong and a dealer ends up dead, suspicion falls on the officers. As Devlin pushes for the truth, the spotlight turns on Brooks' dark past, and a 10-year-old case involving no witnesses and a large quantity of missing heroin. Guest starring Hustle's Robert Glenister, former Rising Damp star Don Warrington and Anna Chancellor (Four Weddings and a Funeral), alongside Bradley Walsh, Jamie Bamber and Freema Agyeman.

23:40 Wycliffe - Seen a Ghost
A dark family secret comes to light when a female hit-and-run suspect claims the woman she deliberately ran over on a pedestrian crossing was a ghost. However, the facts of the case tell a different story. Gwen Taylor guest stars

00:40 Rising Damp - Stage Struck
Miss Jones falls for new guest Hilary, a budding playwright who sends Rigsby into fits of jealousy by offering her the starring role in his latest masterpiece. Classic comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter and guest Peter Bowles.

01:05 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Home to Roost - All You Need Is Love
Matthew brings a girlfriend home, and his father is far from pleased at his choice. Comedy, starring John Thaw.

05:25 Heartbeat - One Thing Leads to Another
Jenny falls victim to conmen who have devised an elaborate loan and savings racket to fleece unwitting villagers. Meanwhile, Vernon, Bernie and David put their literary prowess to the test by entering a poetry competition run by the Ashfordly Gazette. Rural drama, starring Sarah Tansey and Geoffrey Hughes.

ITV4

06:40 Cheers - Take Me Out of the Ball Game
Veteran baseball player Sam considers making a professional comeback, only to discover his age is against him.

07:10 Cheers - Rebecca's Lover - Not
Rebecca is overjoyed to be reunited with her first love - but doesn't realise he's gay. Bar-room comedy, starring Kirstie Alley.

07:40 Kojak - Therapy in Dynamite
A psychopath embarks on a bombing spree, so Kojak sets out to prevent another attack.

08:45 Magnum, PI - From Moscow to Maui
A Russian pilot defects to the West and hires Thomas to kidnap his fiancee, an athlete visiting Hawaii to compete, from under the watchful eye of the KGB. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

09:50 Police, Camera, Action! - Inexperienced Drivers
Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson question whether the driving test up to the job, along with police videos which reveal why some young drivers are such a danger on the roads. The duo also investigate what the UK police are doing to stop the carnage.

10:15 Police, Camera, Action! - Unroadworthy Vehicles
Footage of negligent drivers, whose vehicles have bald tyres and unreliable brakes. With tips on how to stop a car from becoming a death trap.

10:50 The Professionals - The Purging of CI5
CI5 is faced with a terrifying campaign of explosions and assassinations, apparently committed by an opposing operative that Cowley is convinced he killed several years earlier. It appears that he is either mistaken or an old associate of his former adversary is seeking revenge.

11:50 Minder - Arthur Is Dead, Long Live Arthur
Arthur must find a way of paying a £20,000 tax bill immediately, but fortunately Dave has a drastic solution - faking a drowning accident. Chisholm is suspicious as there is no body, while Arthur is spotted hiding out in a hotel. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

12:50 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

13:50 Kojak - The Only Way Out
Theo is asked to find a missing person, and his only clue leads him to a Brazilian thief. Telly Savalas stars. Last in the series.

14:55 Magnum, PI - Memories Are Forever - Part One
Part one of two. Thomas is shocked to learn his supposedly dead Vietnamese wife is not only alive and well, but in Hawaii.

15:55 The Professionals - Stopover
Bodie and Doyle are pitted against KGB assassins when a CI5 operative is apparently raised from the dead. A proposed exchange finds Cowley at a deserted aerodrome, and a burst of gunfire apparently leaves his life on the line.

17:00 Minder - From Fulham with Love
Arthur unwittingly causes a diplomatic incident by trying to strike a deal with the crew of a visiting Russian ship.

18:00 Cheers - Bar Wars VI - This Time It's for Real
The new owner of Gary's Olde Towne Tavern responds badly to Sam's latest prank. Harry Guardino guest stars.

18:30 Cheers - Heeeeeere's Cliffy
Norm tricks Cliff into thinking the Johnny Carson Show is going to use one of his gags - inspiring him to travel all the way to Hollywood.

19:00 Silverstone Classic 2013
Action from the event featuring old sports cars, which included a pre-1966 Formula One race. Plus, an interview with commentator Murray Walker and a grid walk with Tiff Needell.

20:00 Passenger 57 Film (1992)
After his wife is shot dead during a robbery, a cop hands in his badge and takes up a job offer from an old friend to be a security adviser for a major transatlantic airline. On the flight taking him to his new employers in Los Angeles is an international terrorist being escorted to trial by the FBI - while the prisoner's accomplices are disguised as passengers and crew and plan to hijack the plane. Action thriller

21:50 Demolition Man Film (1993)
Maverick cop John Spartan is frozen alive in 1996 and held in cryonic suspension for a crime he did not commit. Decades into the future, the dictator of a seemingly utopian city unleashes a criminal psychopath against his political enemy - but he proves impossible to control, forcing the authorities to revive Spartan to defeat him. Sci-fi thriller

00:05 The Professionals - Stopover
Bodie and Doyle are pitted against KGB assassins when a CI5 operative is apparently raised from the dead. A proposed exchange finds Cowley at a deserted aerodrome, and a burst of gunfire apparently leaves his life on the line.

01:05 Minder - From Fulham with Love
Arthur unwittingly causes a diplomatic incident by trying to strike a deal with the crew of a visiting Russian ship.

02:00 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

03:00 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 World of Sport: Last Orders
A look back at the programme `Indoor League', a show about 1970s pub games that was presented by former cricketer Fred Trueman.

05:05 The Professionals - Stopover
Bodie and Doyle are pitted against KGB assassins when a CI5 operative is apparently raised from the dead. A proposed exchange finds Cowley at a deserted aerodrome, and a burst of gunfire apparently leaves his life on the line.

05:55 Minder - From Fulham with Love
Arthur unwittingly causes a diplomatic incident by trying to strike a deal with the crew of a visiting Russian ship.

More4

07:55 Relocation, Relocation - Emma and Jeremy
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Emma and Jeremy Tolhurst downsize from their luxurious five-bedroom family house in Fulham to a renovation wreck with profit potential in Oxfordshire. Following the birth of their first child, the couple are looking for a quieter pace of life in the country, and are hoping to recoup the £45,000 they over-invested in their London home.

09:00 Kirstie's Handmade Britain - 7/8, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp visits the Nidderdale agricultural show in the Yorkshire Dales and enters the produce competition, taking up butchery to create meat-based fare. She tries her hand at cooking a pork pie, learns how to make her own sausages and finds out what goes into brawn - a dish usually derived from a pig's head.

10:05 Oliver Twist Film (1948)
A runaway orphan becomes involved with a dangerous gang of backstreet thieves and pickpockets led by the elderly crook Fagin, and ends up in peril after a wealthy benefactor tries to save him from a life of crime. Drama, based on the Charles Dickens novel, starring Alec Guinness, Anthony Newley, John Howard Davies and Robert Newton.

12:25 Time Team - Mull
An invitation to excavate the remains of what is thought to be one of Scotland's earliest chapels on the Isle of Mull provides Tony Robinson and the team with one of their biggest, most rewarding, challenges. In a forest outside the town of Tobermory, they believe they have discovered a settlement established by St Columba, who brought Christianity to northern Britain - but the remoteness of the location and the discovery of human remains threaten what could be a once-in-a-lifetime find.

13:30 Time Team - The Romans Recycle: Wickenby, Lincolnshire
Tony Robinson and his group of intrepid archaeologists head to a muddy field in Wickenby, Lincolnshire, where a metal-detector enthusiast uncovered a treasure trove of Roman and Iron Age coins. As relations become strained between experts with conflicting opinions, the team takes action to discover what was really happening at the location 2,000 years ago.

14:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent - 4/20, series 1
The property expert helps two friends who have failed to sell their three-bedroom flat in south-west London after having it on the market for more than 15 months. Phil approaches a possible buyer, a woman who is looking to purchase her first home.

15:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Cheltenham v Aude
Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman advise a couple who had hoped to move to France and raise a family - but have seen their budget drastically reduced by unfavourable exchange rates and the sluggish state of the UK housing market. The experts show them around properties in Cheltenham and the Aude region of southern France, hoping to determine the best way to spend their £400,000.

16:45 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Marbella
Laura Hamilton tries to find a property in Marbella, Costa del Sol, on behalf of golf enthusiast Terry Hannaford and his eldest daughter Sarah, who have a £200,000 budget. House prices are the lowest they have been for a decade, but the pair's high expectations make life difficult for the presenter.

17:50 Come Dine with Me
Four dinner party hosts compete for the £1,000 prize in south-east London. Chirpy builder Terry Houlihan aims to talk his way into his guests' affections, pub singer Ita Egan hopes that cabaret and meat pies will make a winning combination, and eccentric student Jon Revell's steaks prove to be as gory as his paintings. Ending the week is retired businessman Oliver Gillie, who turns in a manic performance in the kitchen.

18:55 Grand Designs - 6/12, series 12
Kevin McCloud meets Audrey and Jeff Lovelock, who dream of living in one of west London's most exclusive areas. However, the way they can afford it is to go underground. Their plan is to transform a listed Edwardian artist's studio - along with 5,000sq ft of derelict basement - into a bespoke subterranean home, complete with supersize kitchen, mezzanine sitting room, four en-suite bedrooms, a gym, cinema, steam room and wine cellar. As if the task was not tricky enough, they are doing it without proper architects' drawings and Audrey is project managing - and the difficulties begin almost from the start.

22:45 Embarrassing Bodies - 8/12, series 2
Christian Jessen helps a patient with severely cracked skin on her hands and feet and meets a woman with webbed breasts who is considering cosmetic surgery to rectify them. Pixie McKenna treats a hairy problem caused by polycystic ovaries, and two new recruits have a hand in fixing a woman's snoring. The doctors also visit the world rally championships in Wales to observe drivers' ailments.

23:50 Grand Designs - 6/12, series 12
Kevin McCloud meets Audrey and Jeff Lovelock, who dream of living in one of west London's most exclusive areas. However, the way they can afford it is to go underground. Their plan is to transform a listed Edwardian artist's studio - along with 5,000sq ft of derelict basement - into a bespoke subterranean home, complete with supersize kitchen, mezzanine sitting room, four en-suite bedrooms, a gym, cinema, steam room and wine cellar. As if the task was not tricky enough, they are doing it without proper architects' drawings and Audrey is project managing - and the difficulties begin almost from the start.

00:55 Scandal - Defiance
Olivia is asked by a billionaire businessman's ex-wife to save their family company from disaster when he starts behaving eccentrically ahead of its flotation on the stock exchange. Meanwhile, James looks at David's file on Hollis Doyle and vote-machine rigging, but remains unconvinced about the theory until he hears an anecdote at the White House, and the President hosts a 50th birthday gala celebration.

01:50 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Marbella
Laura Hamilton tries to find a property in Marbella, Costa del Sol, on behalf of golf enthusiast Terry Hannaford and his eldest daughter Sarah, who have a £200,000 budget. House prices are the lowest they have been for a decade, but the pair's high expectations make life difficult for the presenter.

02:50 Close

Pick TV

06:00 London Ambulance - 1/6, series 1
Cameras go on call with the London Ambulance Service. Paramedics Matt Purcell and James Bridger treat a cyclist who injured his back in a collision with a van. Elsewhere, a 13-year-old skateboarder is hit by a bus and a man collapses in north London.

06:30 London Ambulance - 2/6, series 1
Crew members Ed Cole and Jon Rhodes deal with a five-a-side footballer's gruesome injury, and discover the most important event in the patient's life is just a few days away. On the night shift in the West End, Sam Pitt and Alex Ewings are confronted with a violent assault. Narrated by Gary Kemp.

08:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Impulse
When the Enterprise responds to a distress call from a Vulcan ship stranded in the Delphic Expanse, Archer and his boarding team are attacked by its zombie-like inhabitants.

09:00 Stargate SG-1 - The Pegasus Project
Daniel and Vala travel to Atlantis in search of the Sangraal, while Samantha and Mitchell join forces with Dr McKay to shut down the Ori supergate, preventing the enemy from sending more ships through it. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks.

10:00 Stargate Universe - Common Descent
Scott, Eli, Wray and Greer discover a settlement of humans while harvesting lime for the ship's failing support system, and the inhabitants claim their civilisation was founded 2,000 years earlier by Destiny's crew. Meanwhile, the drones launch an attack that forces the vessel to jump to safety.

11:00 Emergency Abroad - 8/11, series 1
Documentary following the teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.

12:00 Four Weddings - Sam/Sammie/Charlotte/Samantha
The waitress of a chip shop who is planning a ceremony on a budget competes against a spooky, Halloween-themed event in a bid to win a honeymoon.

13:00 Vet Adventures - Zambia
Luke Gamble travels to Zambia, where he visits the capital Lusaka and helps a dog charity crack down on the illegal sale of puppies on the street. He then comes to the rescue of an abused baboon at a wildlife sanctuary, and is introduced to a pack of lions.

14:00 Medical Emergency - 3/15, series 5
Series following the medical dramas at a Melbourne hospital that sees thousands of patients every year.

14:30 Medical Emergency - 4/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

16:00 Teen Wolf - Formality
Scott sneaks into the school dance, only to witness a drunk Jackson stumble into the chief werewolf hunter, and Allison deals with her family secret.

17:00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers in Australia as they help animals in need.

17:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Appleby Horses
Documentary following the work of RSPCA staff across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets, and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Exile
A powerful telepath makes contact with Hoshi and offers to help the Enterprise find the Xindi - at a price. Sci-fi series, starring Scott Bakula.

19:00 Stargate SG-1 - Insiders
Stargate Command's old enemy Ba'al strikes a deal with the members of the team to capture his rogue clones in exchange for vital information about the Sangraal - but they are not sure which of the many versions of him they can trust. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks.

20:00 Inside - Inside: Teen Lockdown
Cameras go behind the bars of the maximum-security juvenile correctional facility in Pendleton, Indiana, which houses many of America's most dangerous young criminals. The programme follows staff and prisoners during their daily routines, from the sometimes brutal methods used to extract inmates from their cells to the parole hearings where prisoners learn their fates.

21:00 Territory Cops - 5, series 1
Observational documentary about Australia's busiest police force, as officers in the Northern Territory tackle everything from crocodile attacks to drug trafficking.

21:30 Territory Cops - 6, series 1
Observational documentary about Australia's busiest police force, as officers in the Northern Territory tackle everything from crocodile attacks to drug trafficking.

00:00 Most Shocking - Busted in the Buff
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat.

01:00 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

01:30 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

02:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

03:00 Most Haunted - Aldwych Underground Station
Yvette Fielding and a team of experts visit the now defunct Aldwych Tube station in central London, which was used as an air-raid shelter during the Second World War.

03:30 London Ambulance
On call with the London Ambulance Service.

04:00 Guilty! - Christmas Cheer/Christmas Moan
A girl is fed up with her boyfriend's festive fanaticism, and a woman is urged to give up complaining for Christmas.

05:00 Stargate Universe - Common Descent
Scott, Eli, Wray and Greer discover a settlement of humans while harvesting lime for the ship's failing support system, and the inhabitants claim their civilisation was founded 2,000 years earlier by Destiny's crew. Meanwhile, the drones launch an attack that forces the vessel to jump to safety.

Sky Sports 1

06:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

07:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

08:00 Football
Action from recent matches.

08:30 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

09:30 Premier League Review - Opening Weekend
A look back at the opening weekend of the English Premier League season, as Manchester United began the defence of their title under new manager David Moyes.

10:30 Football Asia
Soccer news from the Far East, featuring profiles of the teams leading the leagues and interviews with the players making the headlines in the Asian Football Confederation.

11:00 Football
Action from recent matches.

11:30 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

12:30 Premier League Review - Opening Weekend
A look back at the opening weekend of the English Premier League season, as Manchester United began the defence of their title under new manager David Moyes.

13:30 Football Asia
Soccer news from the Far East, featuring profiles of the teams leading the leagues and interviews with the players making the headlines in the Asian Football Confederation.

14:00 Football
Action from recent matches.

14:30 Revista De La Liga
Highlights of the latest La Liga matches in Spain, featuring the likes of Barcelona and Real Madrid.

15:30 Premier League Review - Opening Weekend
A look back at the opening weekend of the English Premier League season, as Manchester United began the defence of their title under new manager David Moyes.

16:30 Football Gold - Chelsea v Newcastle United: 2003/04
Classic archive action from the 2003/04 season when Chelsea met Newcastle United at Stamford Bridge.

16:45 Football Gold - Chelsea v Arsenal: 1997/98
Classic archive action from the 1997/98 season, featuring Chelsea v Arsenal at Stamford Bridge.

17:00 Boots 'n' All
Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the week's action from Super League XVIII, featuring all the latest tries and major talking points.

21:00 Football
Action from recent matches.

21:30 Football Special - Chelsea v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Aston Villa. Highlights of the Premier League match at Stamford Bridge, as both sides played their second fixture of the new season. The Blues were also at home in their opener against Hull City, while Villa faced a second tough task, having already visited Arsenal.

22:30 What's the Story?
Discussion show focusing on recent sports developments.

23:30 Football
Action from recent matches.

00:00 What's the Story?
Discussion show focusing on recent sports developments.

01:00 Football Special - Chelsea v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Aston Villa. Highlights of the Premier League match at Stamford Bridge, as both sides played their second fixture of the new season. The Blues were also at home in their opener against Hull City, while Villa faced a second tough task, having already visited Arsenal.

02:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial
International football magazine featuring the best action from across the globe, including the latest news from the biggest leagues in Europe and South America.

02:30 Football
Action from recent matches.

03:00 Football Gold - Chelsea v Manchester United: 1999/2000
Chelsea v Manchester United. Highlights of the Premiership clash from the 1999/2000 season, which came from Stamford Bridge.

03:15 Football Gold - Manchester United v Chelsea: 1999/2000
Manchester United v Chelsea. Action from the Premiership encounter at the end of the 1999/2000 campaign.

03:30 What's the Story?
Discussion show focusing on recent sports developments.

04:30 Close

05:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

Sky Sports 3

06:00 WWE Vintage Collection
A selection of wrestling highlights from the archives, featuring some of the greatest names in the history of the sport.

07:00 Sports Unlimited
Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities from around the world, including mountain biking, snowboarding and skating.

08:00 DTM Motor Racing
Action from a recent race in the German touring car series.

09:00 Challenge Series Golf
Highlights of a recent event on the Challenge Tour, featuring many potential stars of the future.

09:30 Super League Backchat
Rod Studd and Mike Stephenson are joined by a panel of journalists to review the week's rugby league headlines.

10:00 Racing News
Preview of race meetings across the country - including the latest betting news from today's cards.

10:30 Thrillseekers
A look at some of the leading surfers from around the world, featuring highlights of major events and interviews with the competitors.

11:00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf - 2013 MarHall.com Scottish Classic
The MarHall.com Scottish Classic. Action from the recent event at Earl of Mar Golf Club in Renfrewshire, Scotland, as the players involved continued their bids to qualify for the season-ending Tour Championship.

13:00 Golfing World
Magazine show, featuring news, highlights, features, tips and resort reviews, along with documentaries getting behind the scenes of the biggest events in the sport.

13:30 Challenge Series Golf
Highlights of a recent event on the Challenge Tour, featuring many potential stars of the future.

14:00 Super League Backchat
Rod Studd and Mike Stephenson are joined by a panel of journalists to review the week's rugby league headlines.

14:30 Thrillseekers
A look at some of the leading surfers from around the world, featuring highlights of major events and interviews with the competitors.

15:00 WWE: Bottom Line
Highlights from the latest edition of Raw, featuring action from in and out of the ring, interviews, news and previews.

16:00 WWE: Afterburn
All the latest news, interviews and highlights of recent bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown.

17:00 European Tour Weekly
An essential round-up of the latest news and action from the golf circuit, featuring interviews with the world's leading players and previews of forthcoming tournaments.

17:30 Total Rugby
Magazine show rounding up the latest rugby union action from across the world, featuring interviews and features exploring different aspects of the game.

18:00 Cycling - 2013 Junior Track Cycling World Championships
The Junior Track Cycling World Championships. Action from the Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome in Glasgow.

19:00 Boots 'n' All
Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the week's action from Super League XVIII, featuring all the latest tries and major talking points.

20:00 Show Jumping - 2013 FEI Nations Cup: Dublin
The FEI Nations Cup. Action from the latest round of the season, held at the RDS Dublin Horse Show.

21:00 What's the Story?
A discussion show focusing on recent sports developments.

22:00 Boots 'n' All
Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the week's action from Super League XVIII, featuring all the latest tries and major talking points.

23:00 European Tour Weekly
An essential round-up of the latest news and action from the golf circuit, featuring interviews with the world's leading players and previews of forthcoming tournaments.

23:30 Inside the PGA Tour
Golf magazine catching up with the latest tournaments on the PGA Tour, and hearing from the players currently making the headlines at they prepare for forthcoming events.

00:00 Watersports World
Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet, featuring sports such as water skiing, sailing and windsurfing, including interviews with some leading names.

01:00 Boots 'n' All
Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the week's action from Super League XVIII, featuring all the latest tries and major talking points.

02:00 Total Rugby
Magazine show rounding up the latest rugby union action from across the world, featuring interviews and features exploring different aspects of the game.

02:30 Inside the PGA Tour
Golf magazine catching up with the latest tournaments on the PGA Tour, and hearing from the players currently making the headlines at they prepare for forthcoming events.

03:00 European Tour Weekly
An essential round-up of the latest news and action from the golf circuit, featuring interviews with the world's leading players and previews of forthcoming tournaments.

03:30 Total Rugby
Magazine show rounding up the latest rugby union action from across the world, featuring interviews and features exploring different aspects of the game.

04:00 Badminton - 2013 World Badminton Championships
The World Badminton Championships. Action from the recent event, staged at the Tianhe Indoor Gymnasium in Guangzhou, China. This tournament was last held in London in 2011, with China taking a clean sweep of the gold medals.

05:00 Football's Greatest - Marco van Basten
The career of former Ajax and Netherlands star Marco van Basten, who went on to manage his country after retiring as a player. The prolific striker boasted an outstanding scoring record, and will be best remembered for his wonder goal in the final of the 1988 European Championships.

05:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

05:45 Football Gold - Liverpool v Newcastle United: 1995/96
Another chance to relive the classic 1996 Premiership match between Liverpool and Newcastle United, regarded by many as one of the best games ever played.

Sky Sports Ashes

06:00 Sky Sports Classics - England v Australia: Third Test 2005
England v Australia. Brief highlights of the Third Ashes Test at Old Trafford from 2005, where both sides were aiming to take a 2-1 lead in the series.

07:00 Yorkshire Bank 40 Cricket - Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals
Lancashire Lightning v Hampshire Royals. Action from the Group B encounter at Old Trafford. The Royals recorded an emphatic nine-wicket victory in the reverse fixture, veteran Ashwell Prince scoring exactly 100 runs.

08:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

09:00 The Ashes - Live - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

18:00 Sky Sports News at Seven
The day's sports news, featuring highlights and interviews with the players and managers making the headlines.

19:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

20:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day One
Analysis of the first day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series got under way.

21:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

22:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day One
Analysis of the first day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series got under way.

23:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

00:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day One
Analysis of the first day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series got under way.

01:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

02:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day One
Analysis of the first day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series got under way.

03:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

04:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day One
Analysis of the first day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series got under way.

05:00 The Ashes - England's Best Ashes Days: Adelaide: 2010 Second Test Day One
A look back at the opening day of the Second Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Adelaide Oval, and featured a strong start by the tourists. James Anderson was the star of the England bowling attack as they dismissed the Aussies for 245.

Sky1

06:00 The Middle - Hecking Order
Brick enjoys lessons with his new, idealistic fourth-grade teacher, but Mike is displeased by his methods so sets up a meeting - and learns the youngest Heck has been allowed to miss gym class. Meanwhile, Axl plays a mischievous trick on Sue now they are both in high school. Guest starring Chord Overstreet.

06:30 The Middle - Major Changes
Frankie is humiliated by a member of her family and announces that drastic changes need to be made in the Heck household - then promptly packs her bags and heads for her mother's home. American comedy

07:00 The Middle - The Test
Frankie learns Axl has not done any revision for important exams, and forces him to get down to some serious studying. Meanwhile, Sue tries her hand at cheerleading, and Mike encourages Brick to stand up to a bully at school.

07:30 The Middle - Bad Choices
Frankie and Mike are forced to consider moving to an apartment when the house starts crumbling around them. Axl pretends to be sick so he can stay off school and miss an exam, but faces the uphill task of later convincing his mum he is well enough to attend a party.

08:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 32/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:30 The Middle - Halloween II
Sue attends a Halloween-themed fancy-dress party at school, but her costume proves an embarrassment, and worse is to come when the boys at the dance ignore her. Meanwhile, Frankie reluctantly volunteers to take Brick's socially awkward school group trick-or-treating. American comedy, starring Eden Sher and Patricia Heaton.

09:00 The Middle - Heck's Best Thing
Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will mess up his interview with a football scout and lose out on a college scholarship. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick go on a texting marathon, but things get out of hand when they realise they have Aunt Edie's ancient phone.

09:30 The Middle - The Play
Frankie and Sue land roles in a local theatre production, and Mike's unreliable brother Rusty agrees to help Brick with his school work. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton.

10:00 John Bishop's Only Joking - 1/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts this laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio in the first show by Jason Manford, Andi Osho and Mick Miller. He also travels the country to hear members of the public and celebrities tell their funniest gags - beginning with Robbie Williams, Warwick Davis and Andrew Flintoff.

10:30 John Bishop's Only Joking - 2/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts the laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio by Jason Byrne, Jimmy Cricket and Roger Monkhouse. He also travels the country to hear Davina McCall, Gregg Wallace and Ann Widdecombe tell their funniest gags.

11:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 34/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

11:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 35/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

12:00 Glee - Britney 2.0
Brittany is down in the dumps after being dropped by the cheerleading squad, so Mr Shue tries to reinvigorate her with the music of her idol and namesake Britney Spears - but she doesn't respond as expected and begins to go off the rails. In New York, Rachel has another run-in with dance teacher Cassie, who tells the student she lacks sex appeal - so she enlists Brody's help to put together a raunchy routine.

13:00 Glee - Makeover
Kurt's ambitions take an unexpected direction when he lands an internship at vogue.com, impressing the boss () with his unique style and bonding with her over their similar small-town Ohio origins. His new position comes in handy when Rachel is picked on by her classmates for her lack of fashion sense, so he whisks his friend off to Vogue HQ for a midnight makeover. Back in Lima, Mr Shue is worried he is losing enthusiasm for the glee club, while Blaine and Brittany compete in the race for class president.

14:00 Stargate SG-1 - Serpent's Venom
The team undertakes a mission to disrupt an alliance between the influential System Lords Apophis and Heru'ur, while Teal'c travels to Chulak to recruit support from the Jaffa warriors in the fight against the Goa'uld. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Christopher Judge.

15:00 Stargate SG-1 - The Curse
Daniel investigates when one of his former professors dies in suspicious circumstances. Discovering the tutor was studying an ancient Egyptian Goa'uld symbiote, he faces a race against time to save the college from a terrible curse.

16:00 The Middle - Thanksgiving III
Frankie's mother and father invite the Hecks to spend a few days at their house so they can celebrate Thanksgiving together. However, the festivities begin to fall apart when Frankie clashes with her sister over their different parenting techniques, and Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy. American comedy, guest starring Marsha Mason, Jerry Van Dyke and Molly Shannon.

16:30 Modern Family - Dance Dance Revelation
Luke and Manny prepare for their first school dance, but the rest of the family seems more excited by the occasion. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cameron worry when Lily starts biting other children in the playground. Comedy, starring Ed O'Neill and Julie Bowen.

17:00 Modern Family - Slow Down Your Neighbours
Claire becomes a neighbourhood vigilante in the hope of stopping a motorist who has begun speeding through local streets. Jay teaches Manny to ride a bike, before discovering Gloria also needs lessons, while Mitch and Cameron befriend zany stranger Barry. Guest starring James Marsden (X-Men).

17:30 The Simpsons - The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
Homer gets trapped in a cave after trying to acquire a piece of stalactite during a family walk, leaving Marge, Maggie and Bart to go in search of help. As they wait, Lisa passes the time by telling her father a long and very strange tale in which she seeks refuge at Mr Burns' mansion.

18:00 The Simpsons - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
Homer bowls a perfect 300 game and becomes a local hero, giving speeches to classes of schoolchildren and appearing on TV show Springfield Squares - but it is not long before fame goes to his head. With the voices of Penn & Teller and Ron Howard.

18:30 The Simpsons - See Homer Run
Lisa is so upset at Homer's failure to appreciate her lovingly crafted home-made Father's Day gift that she ends up going on a rampage through the school. Meanwhile, Bart is bullied into stealing a road sign.

19:00 Modern Family - Our Children, Ourselves
Mitchell makes a disturbing discovery following an awkward encounter with an old high-school flame, and wonders whether he unknowingly fathered a child in his `straight' days. Feeling intellectually inferior to Alex, Phil and Claire try to enjoy a subtitled film, while Jay regrets getting on the wrong side of Gloria.

19:30 Modern Family - Caught in the Act
Hayley, Alex and Luke decide to surprise Phil and Claire with breakfast in bed, only to catch them in a compromising position. Mitch and Cameron arrange a play date for Lily, hoping to befriend a fellow parent who also happens to own a swanky new restaurant, and Gloria accidentally sends a nasty e-mail to Claire. Guest starring Rachael Harris (The Hangover).

20:00 The Cafe - Mum's the Word
Sarah realises she still has feelings for Richard and believes he is making a huge mistake in marrying Ava. But that doesn't stop her suggesting they hold their wedding reception at the cafe - surely a recipe for disaster? Stan considers pulling the plug on his proposal after some surprising news, Chloe can't decide whether to keep the baby and Mare proves you're never too old to get down with the kids.

20:30 An Idiot Abroad - Karl Comes Home
Reluctant globetrotter Karl Pilkington is reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his journeys to the seven wonders of the modern world, and considers whether travel has truly broadened his mind.

21:30 Stella - 9/10, series 1
The single mother struggles to accept Luke's decision to move to Canada with Rob, and Emma's geography exam takes an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Paula gets concerned when Dai visibly feels the pressure of his looming court appearance.

22:30 Stella - 10/10, series 1
The family celebrates the arrival of Emma's baby, which hampers the wedding plans, much to the annoyance of Jasminder. Meanwhile, Luke prepares to leave for Canada, Bobby gets ready to move to Bristol with new boyfriend Steve, and Rob has some shocking news for Stella at Luke's leaving party. Guest starring James Corden. Last in the series.

23:30 Road Wars
Police officers use unmarked cars fitted with on-board video cameras, offering an insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. The programme also features footage of dangerous drivers.

00:00 Nothing to Declare - Piano Man, No Happy Ending, Fritz & Jane, Testy Aussie
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

00:30 Nothing to Declare - Piano Man: Part Two, What's Up Doc, Dr Death, Testy Aussie
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

01:00 Caprica - Things We Lock Away
Zoe goes in search of Tamara, also known as the Death Walker, convinced she holds the key to a higher purpose, but her beliefs are put to the test when she strays into dangerous territory. Meanwhile, Clarice leeches information from Amanda, unaware she is working with Detective Dunham, and Daniel faces the prospect of getting blood on his hands.

02:00 Caprica - False Labour
Amanda moves in with Clarice, but struggles to bond with other members of her family. Meanwhile, Daniel grows frustrated with the superficial nature of his wife's avatar, and Sam uses the invention to settle a personal score with another Tauron.

03:00 Stargate SG-1 - Point of No Return
Hammond orders O'Neill and the team to investigate a conspiracy theorist in Montana who claims he is an alien and in possession of a spaceship. While SG-1 is initially sceptical it begins to appear that there is some truth to his story. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.

04:00 Stargate SG-1 - Tangent
The test flight of a Goa'uld death glider goes wrong, sending Teal'c and O'Neill hurtling through space, and leaving the crew at the SGC struggling to rescue them. Sci-fi adventure, starring Richard Dean Anderson, Christopher Judge and Michael Shanks.

05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 3/11, series 6
Jon Tickle, Vic Reeves and Thaila Zucchi join forces to wreak havoc in the laboratory, tackling humorous and heated experiments guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.

Sky2

06:00 Sun, Sea and A&E: South Africa - 3/3, series 1
A plane full of football fans makes an emergency landing on a busy motorway, and a Argentine supporter snaps his ankle when he leaps to celebrate a goal.

07:00 Nothing to Declare - Miss Nevada, Creepy Brew, Israeli Is Working, The Big Haul-Licks
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

07:30 Nothing to Declare - Yin & Yang, Grenade Evac, Smack the Sari, Swine Fine
Brisbane airport is shut down when customs officers suspect a bomb has been hidden in luggage..

08:00 Terra Nova - Genesis - Part Two
Part two of two. Josh and his new friends find themselves in danger and it is up to the adults to come to their rescue. Sci-fi drama, starring Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn, about a family sent back to the distant past to begin civilisation once again - while co-existing with dinosaurs. Executive-produced by Jurassic Park director Steven Spielberg.

09:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 4/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond examine the theory of beer goggles, discover whether a tooth dissolves when left in a glass of cola, and find out whether it is possible for someone to learn during their sleep.

10:00 Planes: Sky Movies Special
The making of Disney's Planes, a spin-off of Pixar's Cars, featuring the voice of Dane Cook as Dusty, an small-town crop-dusting aircraft hoping to become a high-flying air racer.

10:30 The Real A&E - 1/30, series 2
A motorcyclist is brought in with life-threatening injuries after a crash leaves him trapped under a 13-ton truck for almost an hour.

12:00 A League of Their Own - 4/12, series 1
Cricketer Steve Harmison and Mock the Week host Dara O Briain join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff on the comedy sports quiz, hosted by James Corden. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

12:30 A League of Their Own - 5/12, series 1
Boxer Amir Khan and comedian Jack Whitehall compete on the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden as team captains. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

13:00 Customs UK - 2/8, series 1
Officers search a shipment of doors and discover a large concealment of drugs and ammunition destined for Devon, and in Bristol, the team receives a tip-off and pays a visit to suspected cigarette smugglers. Meanwhile, at Gatwick, staff catch a cocaine trafficker red-handed, and following a confession, set a trap for his accomplice.

13:30 Customs UK - 3/8, series 1
A passenger at Bristol Airport is caught smuggling cigarettes and admits to doing it for more than 10 years, and a suspicious bag is seized at Gatwick with £55,000 of cannabis inside. Plus, the crew of the fast cutter searcher investigates mysterious pot-markers off the Cornish coast.

14:00 Terra Nova - Instinct
Taylor asks Jim to expose the Sixer mole, but a more pressing problem arises when three soldiers are found dead - their bodies ripped to shreds. Sci-fi drama, starring Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn.

15:00 Last Man Standing - Last Baby Proofing Standing
Mandy gets her first job, and Mike finds himself outnumbered by the rest of the family, who all agree the house should be baby-proofed. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Nancy Travis, Molly Ephraim and Hector Elizondo.

15:30 Last Man Standing - Grandparents Day
Mike is forced to attend Grandparents Day at Boyd's school, and the situation makes Vanessa self-conscious about her appearance. Comedy, starring Nancy Travis, Tim Allen, Molly Ephraim and Kaitlyn Dever.

16:00 Futurama - Neutopia
An all-powerful alien makes Fry and the gang genderless, resolving an argument over whether men or women should run a new society on a seemingly lifeless mineral planet near Mercury. Sci-fi capers from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening.

16:30 Futurama - Ghost in the Machines
Despite having no unresolved issues or an insatiable urge to find closure, Bender has difficulty accepting his death and decides to hang around to pull some paranormal japes - with Fry firmly in his sights as the butt of his shenanigans. Animated adventure, with the voice of John DiMaggio.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - Outcast
While attending his father's funeral, Sheppard is approached by Stanton Research operative Ava Granger, who seeks his help in tracking down an escaped human form Replicator named Archetype. Together with Ronon Dex, Sheppard hunts down the cyborg before it can cause anyone harm. Guest starring Emma Lahana.

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - Trio
Carter, McKay and Keller are sent to a help a village that is being rocked by tremors, but find themselves trapped underground in a disused mine. They race to find a way out as the ground becomes increasingly unstable.

19:00 A League of Their Own - 6/10, series 6
A trio of Olympic stars appear on the comedy sports quiz, as Laura Trott and Lizzie Armitstead - who won gold and silver in their respective cycling events - and Zara Phillips, the first royal ever to pick up an Olympic medal, join in the fun. Completing the guest line-up is funnyman Micky Flanagan, who has never won an Olympic medal, alongside regulars Jamie Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff and Jack Whitehall. James Corden asks the questions.

21:00 Trollied - 8/13, series 2
Julie is on sick leave, forcing the unlikely pairing of Gavin and Lorraine to work together - but it all proves too much for the latter, and she ends up losing her temper with him in front of the customers and other staff. Margaret is in a fluster because her `unlucky' day has arrived - the same 24 hours every year when everything seems to go wrong for her - and Colin oversteps the mark with Lisa with a big romantic gesture that doesn't go down too well.

21:30 Trollied - 9/13, series 2
Gavin takes charge of the fire drill in Julie's continued absence, only for a minor disaster to make him realise he needs her back more than ever. The battle between the butchers and the bakers takes an interesting turn when a broken oven forces Andy to take Sharon on at the meat counter. Neville thinks his luck has finally changed when someone offers a cut of their lottery winnings, and Katie and Kieran enjoy flirting - until she lets something slip. Supermarket comedy, starring Jason Watkins and Mark Addy.

22:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 3
Ricky Gervais sends Karl Pilkington on another world trip - and this time he has company, in the shape of diddy film and TV star Warwick Davis. The odd couple follow in the footsteps of legendary explorer Marco Polo from Italy to China, and while Karl offers his usual pearls of wisdom, Life's Too Short actor Warwick samples the foreign climes from his own unique perspective. They begin their 5,000-mile journey in Venice, where they attend a masked ball, enter the inaccurately named Pleasure Machine and test-ride a jet pack.

23:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Taxi Driver
Focusing on the work of the City of London police as they tackle crime on the streets of the capital.

00:00 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: Mo Teague
The actor meets self-defence expert and former soldier Mo Teague, as part of his experiment to live under the same roofs as the country's most notorious hard men.

00:50 Caribbean Cops - 4/7, series 1
Law enforcers on the islands of Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago and St Lucia, and their no-nonsense approach in tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists.

01:40 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates - 3/3, series 1
The actor visits Southeast Asia as he concludes his exploration of the increasing risk of piracy on the world's oceans. Beginning in Singapore, where he sees the huge volume of shipping that comes through the Strait of Malacca, Ross heads to Batam Island, before negotiating access to a pirate in Somalia who provides an insight into their training by ex-Somali marines.

02:30 Cop Squad - 4/10, series 1
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

03:20 Road Wars - 18/20, series 6
Simon and Conrad get a surprise while working the graveyard shift in Reading. Dan and Daz pursue the driver of a Ford Focus who is determined to escape justice, and the police helicopter is called in to help catch a burglar with a death-wish.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 1/15, series 2
Jon Tickle, Richard Hammond and Charlotte Hudson join forces to wreak havoc by testing the wackiest theories around. Tackling everything from gravity to natural gas, they carry out outrageous scientific experiments guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows.

05:00 A League of Their Own - 6/12, series 1
Swimmer Karen Pickering joins the Reds, while comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues in another round of the comedy sports quiz. With team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff, alongside regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson. Hosted by James Corden.

05:30 A League of Their Own - 7/12, series 1
TV presenter Claudia Winkleman and comedian Dara O Briain join host James Corden for the sports-based comedy quiz. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and ex-England cricketer Andrew Flintoff are the team captains joining them as regular panellists.

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BBC1 South East

08:15 Heir Hunters - Lane/Campbell
The probate detectives look for the heirs to a £200,000 estate, but it proves a tough case to crack, involving extensive research into the census. They also investigate the case of a North Yorkshire man whose father was among those evacuated from Dunkirk in 1940.

09:00 Homes Under the Hammer - series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a semi-detached property in Manchester, a site with planning permission in London and a terraced home in Plymouth, before finding out who bought them and how much they sold for.

10:00 Countryside 999 - 9/15, series 1
A Lockerbie team rushes to a rural village to treat a woman who is struggling to breathe. Meanwhile, traffic cops and paramedics work together after three cars collide on a motorway between England and Scotland, and the Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew negotiates 100ft trees and a giant mast to help an injured lumberjack in a remote woodland.

10:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - 9/20, series 7
Dominic Littlewood helps a couple whose caravan is suffering from damp and have been unable to resolve the matter through the dealer - so he takes their case to the manufacturer instead.

11:15 Bargain Hunt - Devon 27
The competition heads to the Quay Antiques Centre in Topsham, Devon, where Philip Serrell and Charles Hanson offer advice to the two teams. Tim Wonnacott visits the historic Antony House in Cornwall.

12:00 BBC News; Weather

12:30 Regional News and Weather

12:45 Doctors - Under Observation
Jas's stalking ordeal takes a particularly menacing turn when she is confronted by a sexually aggressive student. Medical drama, starring Vineeta Rishi, Dido Miles and Nathan Wright.

13:15 Perfection - 1, series 4
Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game.

14:00 Escape to the Country - Highland
Jules Hudson helps a husband and wife with a budget of £375,000 look for a home in the Highlands, where they hope to semi-retire and pursue new ventures. During the journey, the presenter comes face to face with the country's native wild cat.

14:45 Wanted Down Under - Fitzpatrick Family
The Fitzpatrick family samples life in Auckland. Husband and father Billy hopes to make a fresh start in New Zealand, but his wife Beth is reluctant to leave a parent and the village in which she grew up.

15:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Mark F v Mark S Foreign Antiques Market
Mark Franks and Mark Stacey scour the Porte de Vanves flea market in Paris as they try to find as many valuable items as possible and bring them back home to make a profit at auction.

16:15 Pointless - 15/70, series 6
Quiz show in which pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize..

17:00 BBC News

17:30 Weather

17:30 South East Today

18:00 The One Show
The live magazine show featuring a mixture of celebrity chat and stories of interest.

18:30 BBC News; Regional News

18:30 EastEnders - 4696
Shirley finds out Phil has been paying her rent. She suspects he has been doing so out of guilt over Heather's death, and tells him it will take more than money for her to keep quiet about the incident. Meanwhile, Cindy Junior tries to persuade Ian to let her stay in the Beale household, Lauren discovers what has been bothering Abi, and a revelation from Fat Boy pleases Poppy.

19:00 Celebrity MasterChef - 11/18, series 8
Joe Calzaghe, Matthew Hoggard, Speech Debelle and Les Dennis are paired off and sent to work in two London restaurants as the final heat week continues. Back in the MasterChef kitchen, they remain in teams to create a main course and dessert in one hour, choosing from a range of ingredients including shellfish, quail eggs and strawberries, and in the final test, they prepare a dish of their own design. Gregg Wallace and John Torode then decide which three contestants deserve a place in tomorrow's quarter-final.

20:00 Paul O'Grady's Working Britain - Home
The comedian concludes his exploration of the British working class, finding out how life at home brought friends and family together - and sometimes tore them apart. Along the way, he learns exactly where his own values were formed, as well as those of his drag queen alter ego Lily Savage. With contributions from Cilla Black, John Major and Twiggy.

21:00 BBC News

21:25 Regional News and Weather

21:35 Who Do You Think You Are? - Gary Lineker
Match of the Day host Gary Lineker studies the life of his great-great-great-grandfather James Pratt, discovering he was a poacher in Victorian England and served time in Leicester Prison. Gary wants to find out why his ancestor became a repeat offender, and also get to the bottom of how Thomas Billingham, a forebear who was the son of an illiterate gardener, ended up as a highly skilled legal clerk.

22:35 City Hall Film (1996)
The mayor of New York cleverly averts a riot after a six-year-old child is accidentally killed in a shoot-out between police and a gangster recently released from prison. However, his deputy has a hunch something about the incident does not add up and investigates further - discovering his boss might not be the incorruptible public figure he appears to be. Political drama

00:20 Holiday Weatherview

00:25 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

05:00 Breakfast
National and international news, plus the latest from the money markets.

BBC2 South East

06:05 Countryside 999 - 8/15, series 1
The Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew battles bad weather to find three missing mountain climbers. Police deal with traffic offenders on busy country roads, and a rural A&E team attends to an injured farmer. Narrated by Ralph Ineson.

06:50 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - 8/20, series 7
Consumer expert Dominic Littlewood helps three women who have all had nightmare moves thanks to a removals firm, including one case where more than £20,000 worth of damage was caused to furniture and paintings.

07:20 Saints and Scroungers - Ali/Clarke
Dominic Littlewood meets a woman trying to cope with her daughter being diagnosed as profoundly deaf. He also examines the case of a disabled father-of-six who is suspected of claiming £174,000 in benefits despite having £100,000 of savings spread across 13 undeclared bank accounts.

08:05 The Sheriffs Are Coming - 2/4, series 3
The High Court Enforcement Officers strive to retrieve cash for members of the public who are owed money. They have a run-in with a garage that sold a dangerous car, and help an elderly woman who paid thousands for a new driveway but was left with a pile of bricks. Also on the programme, the team helps the owner of a pub reclaim his property from squatters.

09:05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited - 3/15, series 2
The story of a couple who returned from holiday to find they had been burgled. Plus, a police raid on the house of a suspected robber, and how a family dog was reunited with its owners years after being stolen from their back garden..

09:35 HARDtalk
Stephen Sackur talks to people making the headlines.

10:00 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

10:30 BBC World News
The latest international headlines.

11:00 Weakest Link
Members of the public answer general knowledge questions against the clock, hoping to rack up a stack of cash and avoid being voted off the team. .

11:45 Mastermind - Classic Mastermind
John Humphrys hosts the quiz show and asks questions on specialist subjects the history of the modern marathon, middle-Egyptian literature, BBC TV series The Vicar of Dibley and the life and times of Anne Frank. First broadcast in 2006.

12:15 Tycoon Film (1947)
A civil engineer assigned to build a railroad through the South American Andes causes friction when he refuses to work on a proposed tunnel through the mountains. He eventually gets his own way, and it looks as if he and his arrogant employer will settle their differences - until the engineer falls for his boss's daughter. Romantic drama, starring John Wayne, Cedric Hardwicke, Laraine Day and Anthony Quinn.

14:15 Great Barrier Reef - Reef to Rainforest
the extraordinary ecosystem that covers an area larger than Great Britain, but only seven per cent of it is coral reef. The rest is a variety of interconnected habitats, including hundreds of islands, mangrove swamps, deep-water gardens, vast sand flats, meadows of sea grass and what is said to be the world's oldest jungle. All are interconnected by a giant deep-water lagoon - and all are full of amazing wildlife.

15:15 Journeys from the Centre of the Earth - Beliefs
How natural phenomena have influenced religion. Many ancient civilisations regarded tremors or volcanic eruptions as punishments from the gods, while in modern times, scientists have learned how the planet was formed by studying these catastrophes. Among the incidents featured are the disappearance of the Greek city of Helike in 373BC and the Lisbon earthquake of 1755. .

16:15 Antiques Roadshow - Vintage Antiques Roadshow: Wigan
Michael Aspel and the team visit Wigan, where objects brought in for valuation include a cache of silver that was buried during the Second World War to hide it from the Nazis, an early depiction of women's rights and an art nouveau cabinet nicknamed `the Monstrosity' by its owners. First shown in 2004.

17:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.

17:30 Flog It! Trade Secrets - Commemorations
Paul Martin and the team examine items that commemorate people or events, with advice on which royal memorabilia is worth collecting and which is best ignored. Expert Claire Rawle discovers what happens when unwanted gold jewellery is scrapped, and Elizabeth Talbot explains how an item of no value can also be priceless.

18:30 Great British Railway Journeys - Cardiff to Brecon
Michael Portillo discovers the importance of Cardiff's Victorian coal heritage to the city's development. He also finds out why Barry Island has been attached to the mainland since the 19th century, and takes a steam ride through the Brecon Beacons National Park.

19:00 Dara O Briain's Science Club - Size Matters
The comedian and the team explore science on both microscopic and cosmic scales. Mark Miodownik visits Professor Bill Keevil of Southampton University to learn about a simple but elegant weapon in the fight against hospital superbugs, while Helen Czerski goes a mile underground in South Dakota to join the hunt for the universe's elusive dark matter. In the studio, Dara and Mark explore the benefits of being small when dropped from a great height.

20:00 The Men Who Made Us Thin - 3/4, series 1
Jacques Peretti discovers how the World Health Organisation's recognition of obesity as an epidemic provided millions of new customers for slimming businesses as it created greater anxiety about people's weight. He also looks at the origins of the weight-loss surgery industry and meets Dr Mathias `Mal' Fobi, who reveals how some Hollywood celebrities he operated on pretended they shed the pounds because of nutritional programmes or diets.

21:00 Rhod Gilbert's Work Experience - Coach Tour Guide
The comedian tries his hand at being a coach tour guide, escorting a busload of pensioners to Antwerp and Bruges. His talent with an audience proves of little use when he has to reel off a list of facts about Belgium, and he finds even getting up early every morning is major challenge.

21:30 Weather

21:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events.

22:20 The Men Who Made Us Fat - 3/3, series 1
With one adult in four now classified as obese, Jacques Peretti sets out to discover why Britain is getting fatter. He examines assumptions about what is and is not healthy and discovers how product marketing can seduce consumers into buying supposedly healthy foods such as muesli and juice, both of which can be high in sugar. He also explores the impact of successive government initiatives and health campaigns, questioning whether things have really changed when high-profile events such as the Olympic Games are sponsored by drink and fast-food companies. Last in the series.

23:20 Das Auto: The Germans, Their Cars and Us
Dominic Sandbrook traces the history of the German automobile industry from post-Second World War revival through to global success, and explores the role Volkswagen, Audi, BMW and Mercedes-Benz have played in changing the global perception of Germany. He also examines the decline of the UK's car industry in the 1960s and 70s, as well as its recent resurgence due to takeovers by German companies.

00:20 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:00 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

05:10 Homes Under the Hammer - series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a semi-detached property in Manchester, a site with planning permission in London and a terraced home in Plymouth, before finding out who bought them and how much they sold for.

BBC3

18:00 Live Athletics - DN Galan
The DN Galan. Coverage from the 12th Diamond League event of the season, held at the Stockholm Olympic Stadium in Sweden. Just two more meetings are scheduled after this one, which will feature disciplines such as the men's 200m and 400m, and women's 100m and 800m.

20:00 Shoplife - 4/6, series 1
Confectionery shop assistant Tom decides to put on his musical ASCO: A Tale of Two Supermarkets, but it does not run smoothly. Abbie sees no sign of a promotion at the boutique and looks for other opportunities in the Metrocentre, however, she must pass her driving test before she can get a job at a car showroom. Meanwhile, doughnut-shop worker Jon asks for more hours as he is struggling financially.

21:00 Live at the Electric - 8/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show and recounts what happened when he took his mother to a nightclub. Plus, Daveutio shows off his new chariot in The Only Way Is Shakespeare and Marcel Lucont explains the beauty of the French language. Last in the series.

21:30 EastEnders - 4696
Shirley finds out Phil has been paying her rent. She suspects he has been doing so out of guilt over Heather's death, and tells him it will take more than money for her to keep quiet about the incident. Meanwhile, Cindy Junior tries to persuade Ian to let her stay in the Beale household, Lauren discovers what has been bothering Abi, and a revelation from Fat Boy pleases Poppy.

22:00 Family Guy - Ready, Willing and Disabled
Peter tries to rebuild a dispirited Joe's self-confidence by helping him train for the decathlon at the Paralympics - a daunting task made easier by the occasional discreet dose of steroids. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg argue over $26 they find at a charity car wash.

22:25 Family Guy - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Griffins somehow manage to celebrate Christmas, even though Lois's well-laid holiday plans fall apart, and Stewie convinces himself there really is a Santa Claus. With the guest voice of Kiss bassist Gene Simmons.

22:45 American Dad! - Brains, Brains and Automobiles
Stan fears Francine will leave him if she realises how boring he is without Steve, Hayley and Roger in the house - so he concocts a scheme to have the alien move back in.

23:10 American Dad! - Man in the Moonbounce
Stan tries to live out the childhood he never had by playing pranks - but his adolescent adventures only succeed in landing him in jail - forcing Steve to become the man of the house.

23:30 Shoplife - 4/6, series 1
Confectionery shop assistant Tom decides to put on his musical ASCO: A Tale of Two Supermarkets, but it does not run smoothly. Abbie sees no sign of a promotion at the boutique and looks for other opportunities in the Metrocentre, however, she must pass her driving test before she can get a job at a car showroom. Meanwhile, doughnut-shop worker Jon asks for more hours as he is struggling financially.

00:30 Live at the Electric - 8/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show and recounts what happened when he took his mother to a nightclub. Plus, Daveutio shows off his new chariot in The Only Way Is Shakespeare and Marcel Lucont explains the beauty of the French language. Last in the series.

01:00 Stacey Dooley Investigates - Thailand's Drug Craze: Stacey Dooley Investigates
The presenter takes a look at Ya-ba, a dangerous mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, which is a growing drug craze sweeping through Thailand. Stacey meets a hospital ward full of addicts who face the risk of long-term psychosis after using the drug, and later joins the Thai authorities during bar raids as they try to fight back.

02:00 Shoplife - 4/6, series 1
Confectionery shop assistant Tom decides to put on his musical ASCO: A Tale of Two Supermarkets, but it does not run smoothly. Abbie sees no sign of a promotion at the boutique and looks for other opportunities in the Metrocentre, however, she must pass her driving test before she can get a job at a car showroom. Meanwhile, doughnut-shop worker Jon asks for more hours as he is struggling financially.

03:00 Close

BBC4

18:00 World News Today
The day's leading stories.

18:30 Proms on Four - Proms on Four: Orchestras of the World - Rotterdam Philharmonic Orchestra
A performance by the Rotterdam Philharmonic Orchestra under French-Canadian conductor Yannick Nezet-Seguin at the Royal Albert Hall. The programme on the theme of ill-fated love includes Tchaikovsky's fantasy overture Romeo and Juliet, followed by Wagner's Wesendonck Lieder, inspired by his infatuation with the wife of one of his wealthy patrons. Also featuring soprano Anna Caterina Antonacci in a solo performance, and ending with Prokofiev's Fifth Symphony.

20:15 Francesco's Italy Top to Toe - A British Love Affair
Author and architect Francesco da Mosto explores the countryside of Tuscany, Umbria and the Marche. He prepares pasta and picks grapes, before joining actress Maggie Smith to view Florence's art treasures. He also relates the story of St Francis of Assisi and visits a garden once owned by a British woman who fell in love with an Italian aristocrat.

21:15 King Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons - Aethelstan - The First King of England
the role of Alfred the Great's grandson Aethelstan in creating a kingdom of all England. The presenter travels to Devon, Cumbria, Scotland and Rome to reveal why he believes the English monarch was one of the greatest, and tells the tale of the ruler's learning and law-making, including his development of a national coinage and his defeat of the Vikings and Scots in the Anglo-Saxon Great War. Last in the series.

22:15 20th Century Battlefields - 1968 Vietnam
Peter and Dan Snow investigate the Tet Offensive of 1968, a turning point for US marines in the Vietnam War. Dan squeezes into a claustrophobic tunnel system in which Viet Cong fighters lived, stored arms and planned a nationwide attack on South Vietnam, while Peter explains how US marines tried to flush out their opponents. The pair also join the British Army on an urban clearance operation to find out how painstaking and disorientating such manoeuvres can be.

23:15 The Man Who Collected the World: William Burrell
Documentary exploring the Burrell Collection, an assortment of more than 9,000 pieces of art that were donated to the city of Glasgow in 1944 by owner William Burrell. Kirsty Wark examines the personal and professional life of the collector, who made his fortune as a shipping magnate, and tours the highlights of this vast array of paintings, sculptures, tapestries, ceramics and stained glass in the 30th anniversary year of its public opening.

00:15 Turner's Thames
JMW Turner's paintings of the Thames, examining how he sought to find an equivalent in paint to the river's waters. He discovers the artist turned a boat into a floating studio, and explains how his paintings documented and reflected on key moments of 19th-century history, including the Napoleonic wars, social unrest and the onset of the industrial revolution.

01:15 Francesco's Italy Top to Toe - A British Love Affair
Author and architect Francesco da Mosto explores the countryside of Tuscany, Umbria and the Marche. He prepares pasta and picks grapes, before joining actress Maggie Smith to view Florence's art treasures. He also relates the story of St Francis of Assisi and visits a garden once owned by a British woman who fell in love with an Italian aristocrat.

02:15 Close

Channel 4

06:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things - Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall serves up dishes with crab as the main ingredient, including crab cakes, crab soup and crab on toast.

06:15 According to Jim - The Daddy Way
Jim turns the situation to his advantage when Cheryl and her friends champion a group that helps fathers to spend more time with their sons. American sitcom, starring James Belushi as a lazy father struggling to raise his dysfunctional family

06:40 Will & Grace - Friends with Benefits
Part one of two. Having quit his job as a lawyer, Will tries his hand at writing and catches the eye of someone claiming to have high-profile connections. Grace runs into an old flame who wants her to design the interior of a hotel he and his wife have just bought. Guest starring Alec Baldwin, Eric Stoltz and Seth Green.

07:05 Frasier - The Unkindest Cut of All
Eddie impregnates a neighbour's dog, so Frasier decides to have him neutered. However, the elusive mutt has no intention of accepting his fate and flees into the city. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

07:35 Frasier - The Matchmaker
The Seattle shrink arranges a date for Daphne with his new radio station manager - unaware he is gay.

08:05 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Canister
Marie accuses Debra of not returning a cherished possession of great sentimental value, prompting a full-scale family argument over its whereabouts. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton.

08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - Net Worth
Debra gets angry with Ray for investing $1,000 of his money in a go-kart firm without consulting her first.

09:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Engagement Reaction
Howard decides to tell his mother that he and Bernadette are engaged - but she later collapses, making him fear the shock of the news has caused her to have a heart attack. As the gang convenes at the hospital, Sheldon's fear of infectious diseases lands him in trouble, while Priya and Penny bond over coffee.

09:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Room-Mate Transmogrification
Bernadette receives her PhD, and the friends then tease Howard about being the only one among them who is not a doctor. Meanwhile, Raj becomes Sheldon's new flatmate after overhearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kunal Nayyar.

10:00 Hollywood Me - 2/6, series 1
Interior designer to the stars Martyn Lawrence Bullard sends paediatric nurse Jenny Maine to Los Angeles for some Hollywood pampering with actress Tori Spelling, who shows her exclusive boutiques and some of California's most outrageous crazes. Meanwhile, Martyn sets out to secretly transform the 28-year-old's Leicester home into a 1960s-inspired designer dwelling.

11:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.

11:05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - West Country v Malaga, Spain
Jasmine Harman helps a couple who have decided to relocate, but are struggling to make up their minds about their preferred destination. Nick has his eyes on a property in the West Country, while Sarah wants them to move to the Lake Vinuela area north of Malaga in Spain.

12:05 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 32/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver continues to demonstrate his own brand of fast food by showing viewers how to prepare two quick recipes. In this edition, he makes beef kofta curry with fluffy rice, beans and peas, before creating spring frittata and tomato toasts with watercress and pea salad.

12:35 Channel 4 Racing

12:55 Channel 4 Racing
The second day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Yorkshire Oaks. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

13:30 Channel 4 Racing
The second day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Yorkshire Oaks. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

14:05 Channel 4 Racing
The second day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Yorkshire Oaks. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

14:40 Channel 4 Racing
The second day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Yorkshire Oaks. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

15:00 Deal or No Deal
Another contestant takes the hot seat, hoping to win big money by guessing which box contains £250,000 - while the mysterious banker tries to minimise his losses by offering a deal. .

16:00 Come Dine with Me
Gym instructor Salvo Riggi competes against personal assistant Brenda Gobine, dog lover Zed Kiazim and fancy-dress enthusiast Amanda Hull as the dinner-party challenge heads to east London. The first night gets off to a shaky start when one guest insults a fellow diner's outfit, and the rest of the week features a menu themed around aphrodisiacs, a 7ft-tall butler and an argument that ends with one person's dinner going in the bin.

17:00 The Simpsons - Moe Baby Blues
Maggie becomes obsessed with unlikely babysitter Moe - much to the dismay of Marge and Homer, who think he is an unsuitable role model and ban him from seeing her again.

17:30 Hollyoaks - 3674
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:55 4thought.tv
Anjie and Debbie Mosher, who have recently adopted two brothers with a history of neglect, talk about the importance of giving such children the support they need.

19:00 Location, Location, Location - 1/9, series 16
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer return to help more people trying to buy a home, beginning in west London. Newlyweds Keon and Zoe are looking for a family house in Shepherd's Bush with space for their hobby of salsa dancing, but even with a budget of £450,000 this will be a challenge for Phil. Kirstie is scouting for properties in the borough of Richmond for Carolyn and Paul - a native of Sheffield who is struggling to get his head around London's inflated prices.

20:00 The Imposter Film (2012)
Premiere. Bafta-winning documentary about the case of Nicholas Barclay, a 13-year-old boy who went missing, and the man who claimed to be the youngster years later, having apparently escaped being held captive. His radically different appearance and personality raised suspicion, but the child's family accepted him unquestioningly. Featuring contributions from the people involved in the case and filmed re-enactments of key events.

21:55 Random Acts
Etta Bond performs In My Head in a video directed by Jeremy Cole.

22:00 24 Hours in A&E - 20/21, series 3
The staff of King's College Hospital treat patients involved in traffic accidents. Jade from Kent is brought in after being hit by a car and knocked under a bus on her way to school, and doctors are concerned the 12-year-old may have fractured her skull. Meanwhile, Geraldine, 60, has been injured while trying to cross the road, and after recently being released from prison 40-year-old Brian is in minors with a broken ankle, but the swelling means his electronic curfew tag will have to be removed.

23:00 Ramsay's Hotel Hell - 2/6, series 1
Gordon Ramsay visits the allegedly haunted Cambridge Hotel in New York, run by former military man John Imhof and his wife Tina. John runs the business like a dictatorship - an approach that is upsetting staff and sending guests straight for the exits. Will the chef be able to use his experience in the restaurant business to save this struggling establishment from disaster?

23:55 Legally High: True Stories
An investigation into the world of legal drugs - including those which are specially designed to get around the law and often sold as research chemicals labelled `not for human consumption'. The documentary reveals how underground chemists invent these new substances faster than the Government can legislate against them, and explores the possible risks they pose to users.

00:50 Why Don't You Speak English? - 2/2, series 1
In the conclusion of the documentary following four first-generation immigrants as they try to learn English, the participants reach the halfway point of the process. Inviting their British hosts to live with them for a week, they give them a crash course in immigration, revealing why people decide to move to Britain and the difficulties that can be encountered with communication.

01:45 Ade Adepitan: Journey of My Lifetime
The Paralympian and TV presenter returns to his birthplace of Nigeria, where he contracted polio as a baby, to find out why the country remains one of very few locations on Earth where children are still being infected with the virus. As Ade travels from the commercial centre of Lagos in the south to the dangerous north, he sees how medical workers are risking their lives in an attempt to complete one of the most ambitious health campaigns in history.

02:40 What's Fufu?
A Nigerian girl talks about her experiences of being fostered by a white British family.

02:45 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes containing as much as £250,000.

03:40 Countdown
The words-and-numbers game in Dictionary Corner.

04:25 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard
The patissier demonstrates recipes and welcomes guests to his home to offer constructive criticism on their baked creations.

04:50 Kirstie's Vintage Gems
In this bite-sized episode, Ellie and Nick Harrington are desperate to revamp their neglected kitchen and dining room in their Tunbridge Wells home. Kirstie Allsopp heads to Kent, where the couple are given a wicker class to help them create the 1930s style they want.

05:10 The Hoobs - Sherlock Groove
Groove turns detective to investigate suspicious stains on the tablecloth.

05:35 The Hoobs - Not a Horse
The pals try to guess which animal is Tiddlypeep Tim's favourite.

Channel 5

06:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Baby Dragon
The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. As he starts to grow bigger, however, they have trouble accommodating him.

06:20 The Mr Men Show - Hotel
Mr Scatterbrain books Mr Happy into the Hotel Dillydale.

06:35 Thomas & Friends - Ho Ho Ho Snowman
Charlie shows Henry how to have fun in snow.

06:45 Noddy in Toyland - Noddy and the Grand Parade
The wooden boy plans a parade through Toy Town, but the goblins mix up the routes by sending everyone the wrong way.

07:00 Fifi and the Flowertots - Shadows
Fifi uses Webby's junk to make shadow puppets.

07:15 Peppa Pig - International Day
The piglet and her playgroup friends dress up as countries from around the world.

07:25 Peppa Pig - The Rainy Day Game
Daddy teaches Peppa and George a game to play indoors while they wait for the rain to stop.

07:35 Roary the Racing Car - Roary on Thin Ice
Roary tries to warn everyone about ice on the track at Silver Hatch.

07:45 Bananas in Pyjamas - Rat's New Hat
Rat is distraught when he discovers his hat is damaged. When the Bananas and Teddies offer him a selection of new ones, he is inspired by a sea captain's headgear.

08:00 Tickety Toc - Painting Time
Tommy and Tallulah paint a picture for an exhibition, but their huge depiction of the clockhouse is blown away by the wind.

08:15 The Wright Stuff
The day's news comes under scrutiny from Matthew Wright and the panel, with viewers and the studio audience invited to share their opinions.

10:10 Cowboy Builders - Sheffield
Melinda Messenger and Dominic Littlewood come to the aid of more homeowners who have fallen victim to unreliable workmen. In Sheffield, they meet a couple whose marriage has suffered since taking on the burden of another mortgage to pay for an extension to their home, only to be left with an unfinished job and a £32,000 bill.

11:10 5 News Lunchtime
The day's headlines from around the world.

11:15 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt - 3/3, series 1
Andrew Craig and his team work furiously to salvage silver bullion from the SS Gairsoppa before bad weather forces them to return to port. At the same time, marine archaeologist Neil Dobson and another crew set out on the RV Explorer to the wreck site of HMS Victory, a Royal Navy ship that sank in 1744 and is believed to have been carrying gold coins worth £600million. Last in the series.

12:15 Animal A&E - A Wild Goose Chase
Andrea Hayes travels to Cork to team up with the ISPCA to rescue some wild kittens, and they also receive a call from a concerned member of the public. Meanwhile, Florent David from University College Dublin must decide whether to perform risky surgery on a racehorse, and a 14st python is taken to the Reptile Clinic in Co Kilkenny.

12:45 Neighbours - 6694
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

13:20 CSI: Miami - Man Down
Delko is rushed to hospital with potentially fatal gunshot wounds, and Horatio waits anxiously as medics try to revive him, while the rest of the team searches for his assailant. Calleigh and Ryan process the crime scene, and question a security guard who provides them with what appears to be vital information - until further evidence sheds new light on the case.

14:15 Bonneville Film (2006)
A recently widowed woman gets drawn into a conflict with her late husband's daughter from a previous marriage, who insists her father should be laid to rest next to her mother. Reluctantly, the widow sets off on a cross-country trip with her two best friends in tow to fulfil her stepdaughter's wishes, while coming to terms with her loss along the way. Drama Edited for violence and language.

16:00 5 News at 5
The day's headlines from around the world.

16:30 Neighbours - 6694
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

17:00 Animal A&E - A Wild Goose Chase
Andrea Hayes travels to Cork to team up with the ISPCA to rescue some wild kittens, and they also receive a call from a concerned member of the public. Meanwhile, Florent David from University College Dublin must decide whether to perform risky surgery on a racehorse, and a 14st python is taken to the Reptile Clinic in Co Kilkenny.

18:00 Cricket: The Ashes - England v Australia: Fifth Test Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332. Commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes.

19:00 The Truth About Travellers - It's Not Easy Being a Traveller
the culture, customs and day-to-day routines of travellers in Ireland to gain an insight into their lifestyle. He attends an 18-year-old's wedding, looks at the importance of religion, examines the discrimination they face and learns about their attitudes towards work.

20:00 Celebrity Big Brother - Celebrity Big Brother: Live Launch
So the normal series is over for another year and Big Brother has had a few days to rest. Now the fun begins again as Emma Willis invites a fresh group of famous faces to move in together and have their every word and move recorded for the enjoyment of the viewing public. The series promises plenty of twists, turns and tough tasks to keep the celebrities on their toes as they compete to follow in the footsteps of last year's winner Rylan Clark.

22:00 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side - 1, series 5
The live spin-off show, inviting the audience and a handful of celebrity fans to comment on the fresh intake. They speculate how the contestants will cope with CBB life, who will get on with who and which housemates are likely to ruffle a few feathers.

02:55 Great Artists - Turner
Art historian Tim Marlow profiles influential painter JMW Turner, who divided the critics with his rapid brush-strokes, treatment of light and tendency toward abstraction, but is now hailed as one of the great British artists.

03:20 Divine Designs - Tomorrow's God
Paul Binski investigates the period after the Second World War, which saw the birth of a modern style of ecclesiastical architecture. He visits Coventry and Chichester cathedrals to highlight the contemporary designs.

03:45 House Doctor - Stepney
Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton tackle a house that has access problems in Stepney, east London, in a bid to make it more tempting and welcoming to potential buyers.

04:10 Wildlife SOS - 10/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

04:35 Wildlife SOS - 11/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

05:00 Bananas in Pyjamas - The Collection
The teddies are looking for their collections of special objects, leaving the two bananas with nobody to play with.

05:10 Rupert Bear - Rupert and the Special Sandcastle
Rupert enters a sandcastle competition during a day at the beach.

05:20 Fireman Sam - Elvis in Concert
After weeks of hard practice, Elvis has an accident that prevents him from performing at a charity concert, and there is only one person who can replace him.

05:35 The WotWots - The Trotty Wot
SpottyWot draws a picture of what he believes a pony looks like, and when DottyWot visits the farm stable, she gets a chance to see the real thing. Narrated by Nicholas Parsons.

05:45 Peppa Pig - Daddy Pig's Birthday
Mummy Pig, Peppa and George plan a surprise for Daddy's birthday.

05:50 Big School - Grace Makes a New Friend
Grace feels lonely on the second day at her new school, but soon makes a friend.

05:55 Little Princess - I Want My Treehouse
The royal youngster builds a treehouse, only to discover Archie and Maid are working together to make their own.

Comedy Central

07:00 Scrubs - My Comedy Show
The new interns have to perform in Sacred Heart's traditional comedy show, so JD and Turk offer to write the sketches for them. The Janitor spies on Carla, and Elliot argues with Sunny and Denise about a patient. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

07:30 Friends - The One with the Ring
Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

08:00 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part One
Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck.

08:30 Rules of Engagement - Indian Giver
Russell finally gets the chance to confess his feelings for Suneetha when Timmy breaks off the engagement, while Audrey discovers Jeff used to date a competitive dancer after he takes an interest in her favourite reality TV programme. Comedy, starring David Spade and Patrick Warburton.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Charlie feels upset by the loss of his bachelor pad when he lets Chelsea move into his home, and Alan realises there might not be any room for him.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - Good Morning Mrs Butterworth
Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship.

10:00 Friends - The One Where Paul's the Man
Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis.

10:30 Friends - The One with the Ring
Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

11:00 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part One
Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck.

11:30 Rules of Engagement - Indian Giver
Russell finally gets the chance to confess his feelings for Suneetha when Timmy breaks off the engagement, while Audrey discovers Jeff used to date a competitive dancer after he takes an interest in her favourite reality TV programme. Comedy, starring David Spade and Patrick Warburton.

12:00 Two and a Half Men - Something My Gynaecologist Said
Alan hesitates over whether to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but receives inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys the perks of dating a rich, older woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - I Scream When I Pee
Kandi, now a successful Hollywood actress, tries to get back with Alan. He turns her down, citing his commitment to Lindsay, before landing himself in hot water when compromising images appear online. Award-winning American comedy series, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell.

13:00 Friends - The One with the Ring
Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

13:30 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part One
Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - Indian Giver
Russell finally gets the chance to confess his feelings for Suneetha when Timmy breaks off the engagement, while Audrey discovers Jeff used to date a competitive dancer after he takes an interest in her favourite reality TV programme. Comedy, starring David Spade and Patrick Warburton.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - Something My Gynaecologist Said
Alan hesitates over whether to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but receives inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys the perks of dating a rich, older woman. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - I Scream When I Pee
Kandi, now a successful Hollywood actress, tries to get back with Alan. He turns her down, citing his commitment to Lindsay, before landing himself in hot water when compromising images appear online. Award-winning American comedy series, starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell.

15:30 Friends - The One with the Baby Shower
Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game.

16:00 Friends - The One with the Cooking Class
Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion.

16:30 Friends - The One Where Rachel Is Late
Phoebe and Monica have fun placing bets on when Rachel's overdue baby will arrive, while Chandler accompanies Joey to the premiere of his new film - and promptly falls asleep.

17:00 Two and a Half Men - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Charlie feels upset by the loss of his bachelor pad when he lets Chelsea move into his home, and Alan realises there might not be any room for him.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - Good Morning Mrs Butterworth
Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship.

18:00 Rules of Engagement - Indian Giver
Russell finally gets the chance to confess his feelings for Suneetha when Timmy breaks off the engagement, while Audrey discovers Jeff used to date a competitive dancer after he takes an interest in her favourite reality TV programme. Comedy, starring David Spade and Patrick Warburton.

18:30 Friends - The One with the Baby Shower
Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game.

19:00 Friends - The One with the Cooking Class
Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion.

19:30 Friends - The One Where Rachel Is Late
Phoebe and Monica have fun placing bets on when Rachel's overdue baby will arrive, while Chandler accompanies Joey to the premiere of his new film - and promptly falls asleep.

20:00 Daddy Day Care Film (2003)
Two unemployed executives decide to open a day-care centre, believing they have found an easy way to make a profit - but instead discover looking after a horde of rampant kids is not as simple as it seems. Family comedy, starring Eddie Murphy, Jeff Garlin, Steve Zahn and Anjelica Huston.

22:00 Big Bad World - 1/8, series 1
Sitcom about a graduate who returns to his home town to discover the real world is not all he had hoped for. Starring Blake Harrison (The Inbetweeners).

22:30 Live at the Apollo - 6/6, series 8
Inbetweeners star Greg Davies plays host for another session of stand-up at Hammersmith Apollo in London, warming up the audience before comedy circuit regulars Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans take the mic.

23:30 South Park - Whale W*****
Stan's birthday plans are ruined when the Japanese launch a campaign to kill the world's dolphins and whales, so he joins the cause to save the marine animals from slaughter.

00:00 South Park - The F Word
The boys try to get rid of a gang of bikers that arrives in town.

00:30 Anger Management - Charlie & Catholicism
Martin has Sam baptised behind Charlie's back. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair.

01:00 Friends - The One with the Ring
Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis.

01:30 South Park - Whale W*****
Stan's birthday plans are ruined when the Japanese launch a campaign to kill the world's dolphins and whales, so he joins the cause to save the marine animals from slaughter.

01:55 The King of Queens - Court Date
Doug encourages Carrie to go on a date with the policeman who gave her a speeding ticket, hoping he will drop the charges and prevent their car insurance from increasing. Comedy, starring Kevin James.

02:20 The King of Queens - White Collar
Carrie is thrilled when Doug is promoted, but he feels out of place in his new management position and soon longs to be back behind the wheel of his truck.

02:45 Frasier - We Two Kings
As the Christmas season draws near, Frasier is furious to learn that Daphne and Niles want to host the family get-together, prompting a feud between the brothers. Meanwhile, Roz finds herself falling for a department store Santa Claus. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - A Date for Peter
Amy's brother Peter turns to Ray for advice on talking to women, while Debra decides to help out by throwing a party and inviting all her single friends.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - Favours
Debra nags Raymond to tidy up after himself, but he is more concerned with a letter he has received from his sporting hero - which accidentally ends up in the bin.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Blabbermouths
Ray is upset to hear Debra has been discussing intimate details of their marriage with her gossipy friends - and responds by revealing a few secrets of his own. Guest starring Maggie Wheeler (Friends).

08:30 Scrubs - My Nickname
A patient irritates Dr Cox, who takes his anger out on JD, prompting Carla to leap to her intern's rescue. Meanwhile, Turk fights for the right to eat his lunch on a bench already claimed by Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

09:00 Scrubs - My Blind Date
The staff try to finish a shift without losing any patients, while JD finds a new friend - stuck in a scanning machine. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison and John C McGinley.

09:30 Scrubs - My Balancing Act
JD's blossoming romance takes second place to his hectic work schedule, while Turk and Carla have relationship problems of their own. Dr Cox tries to give the interns the confidence to face up to Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Mentor
A stranger reveals to the Barones that Frank used to be his mentor - much to the bemusement of Ray and Robert, who find it hard to believe their father could ever have inspired anyone. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Brad Garrett.

10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Golf for It
Robert and Ray sneak off to play golf instead of helping Marie with her latest project - but end up coming to blows over their responsibilities to their parents.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - My Damn Stalker
Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual.

11:30 Two and a Half Men - I Merely Slept with a Commie
Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor.

12:00 Punk'd - 7/8, series 2
Outkast find themselves in the red as they tot up the cost of their luxury rental car, and Amber Tamblyn gets caught out with a canine caper.

12:30 The King of Queens - Inner Tube
Doug lies to Carrie about working late so he can get out of a seminar and play mud football, but his escapade in the rain makes him so feverish that he has a nightmare about appearing in TV shows with Arthur. Comedy, starring Kevin James.

13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Mentor
A stranger reveals to the Barones that Frank used to be his mentor - much to the bemusement of Ray and Robert, who find it hard to believe their father could ever have inspired anyone. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Brad Garrett.

13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Golf for It
Robert and Ray sneak off to play golf instead of helping Marie with her latest project - but end up coming to blows over their responsibilities to their parents.

14:00 Scrubs - My Drug Buddy
JD is forced to take sides when his new girlfriend causes friction with Elliot, while Turk is taken aback to discover Dr Cox has more than a passing interest in Carla. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

14:30 Scrubs - My Bed Banter and Beyond
JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

15:00 The King of Queens - Papa Pill
Carrie wants Arthur to socialise more and encourages her father to attend an old people's centre, which he hates. Doug takes pity on his father-in-law and takes him to a cocktail party instead - but ends up having to take sole responsibility for him.

15:30 The King of Queens - Package Deal
Doug feels unappreciated at work and aims to get a pay rise by claiming a major courier service want to hire him - but he ends up getting sacked. Meanwhile, Carrie's enthusiasm for tanning lotion proves disastrous star of cult TV series The Incredible Hulk.

16:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Mentor
A stranger reveals to the Barones that Frank used to be his mentor - much to the bemusement of Ray and Robert, who find it hard to believe their father could ever have inspired anyone. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Brad Garrett.

16:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Golf for It
Robert and Ray sneak off to play golf instead of helping Marie with her latest project - but end up coming to blows over their responsibilities to their parents.

17:00 Scrubs - My Heavy Meddle
JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

17:30 Scrubs - My Student
JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

18:00 Punk'd - 7/8, series 2
Outkast find themselves in the red as they tot up the cost of their luxury rental car, and Amber Tamblyn gets caught out with a canine caper.

18:30 Sex and the City - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Charlotte has second thoughts about Trey the night before the wedding after an attempt at passion falls flat. Samantha enjoys a party of her own with one of the groomsmen, and Carrie contemplates telling Aidan about her affair with Big.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi. He is worried the cleaning lady will take the news badly, but the reality is far worse than he expected. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jake's admission that he regularly overhears his mother, Judith, and her fiance, Herb, having sex brings back repressed memories for Charlie, who seeks help from Rose.

20:00 South Park - Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues the school, and Cartman searches for a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

20:30 South Park - Funnybot
Jimmy hosts South Park Elementary's first comedy awards ceremony, where he insults the Germans by stating they are the least funny people in the world, prompting them to promise swift and brutal retribution against the school.

21:00 Live at the Apollo - Jack Dee Live at the Apollo: Ross Noble
The deadpan host presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a disastrous trip to the Titanic exhibition before introducing a performance by Ross Noble, who ad-libs in a monologue extolling an unusual use for meat.

22:00 Jackass - 5/8, series 2
Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs during his Rolling Stone cover shoot, while Dave England eats the raw ingredients of an omelette until he is sick.

23:00 Sex and the City - Escape from New York
Carrie, Samantha and Miranda let their hair down in LA, although for the columnist it is still not far enough away to escape her demons. Meanwhile, back in the Big Apple, Charlotte is determined to battle against the bedroom blues. Comedy, guest starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and Matthew McConaughey.

23:35 Sex and the City - Sex and Another City
The girls have their horizons broadened during a visit to Los Angeles, where a chance encounter leads to an invitation to Hugh Hefner's famous Playboy Mansion. Meanwhile, Charlotte comes to realise that having a few problems in life is more satisfying than fake happiness. Carrie Fisher and Vince Vaughn also guest star.

00:10 Live at the Apollo - Jack Dee Live at the Apollo: Ross Noble
The deadpan host presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a disastrous trip to the Titanic exhibition before introducing a performance by Ross Noble, who ad-libs in a monologue extolling an unusual use for meat.

01:10 The Roast of Charlie Sheen
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane hosts a comedy tribute to the eccentric Hollywood star, whose behaviour in the months preceding his high-profile departure from long-running comedy series Two and a Half Men grabbed headlines on both sides of the Atlantic. Featuring appearances by Mike Tyson, Steve-O, William Shatner, Kate Walsh and the late Patrice O'Neal.

02:40 The Office: An American Workplace - Two Weeks
Under the pressure of further scrutiny by his new boss, Michael becomes increasingly careless. Pam struggles with a troublesome photocopier, and Kelly develops a new crush. Comedy, starring Steve Carell.

03:05 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - Hard Times
Comedy short in which the spoof British film-maker talks candidly about his movies, including Hard Times.

03:10 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - Crime and Punishment
Comedy short featuring spoof British film-maker Sir Leslie Quint, who talks candidly about his films, including Crime and Punishment.

03:15 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film - For Whom the Bell Tolls
Comedy short featuring spoof British film-maker Sir Leslie Quint, who talks candidly about his films, including For Whom the Bell Tolls.

03:20 MASH - Dear Sigmund
A depressed major begins a letter to Freud as part of his therapy, but discovers laughter is the best medicine when BJ suggests a practical joke on Frank. Korean War comedy, starring Mike Farrell and Larry Linville.

03:45 MASH - Mulcahy's War
Father Mulcahy seeks to deepen his understanding of the stresses of the battlefield by visiting a frontline aid station, and ends up performing an operation with instructions radioed by Hawkeye. Korean War comedy, starring William Christopher and Alan Alda.

04:10 Frasier - Ham Radio
To mark KACL's 50th anniversary, Frasier decides to recreate the station's first mystery theatre broadcast, but his over-directing of the actors turns the live show into a complete disaster - just as Niles predicted. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

04:35 Frasier - Ask Me No Questions
After Niles asks him whether he should stay with Maris, Frasier wanders the streets in film-noir fashion to find a considered answer for his long-suffering brother. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:05 Ugly Betty - After Hours
Writer Sofia Reyes and her team take up residence in the Mode conference room, leaving Daniel feeling disgruntled. Wilhelmina immerses herself in country life in an attempt to woo a rich Texan, while Betty is sent to review a hotel, allowing her to take a much-needed break from all her family troubles. Salma Hayek guest stars.

06:50 Made in Chelsea - 8/8, series 1
The friends attend Francis's polo match as he tries to make amends following Agne's resignation and his fight with Rosie. Meanwhile, Ollie encounters Gabriella on a date with her new love interest, and Spencer's efforts to move on could be made more difficult by Caggie's decision to head to New York.

07:45 Scrubs - My Last Day
Just as the interns are finally about to become fully qualified doctors, a visit from Jordan has repercussions for them all. Comedy, starring Christa Miller Lawrence, Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

08:15 Rules of Engagement - A Big Bust
Audrey gets lost in translation when she befriends her housekeeper and decides to raise money from the neighbours to help her pay for an operation. Timmy's preparations to run a marathon with his friend Stephanie are ruined by Russell when he goes out on a date with her and persuades her to drink.

08:40 90210 - Secrets and Lies
Harry tells his children about his son, who was given up for adoption 22 years previously, and while Dixon does not seem bothered, Annie's anger becomes apparent at a sleepover. Dixon opens up to Silver, while Adrianna and Navid continue to grow close - until she misunderstands his intentions. Drama, starring Rob Estes.

09:35 Ugly Betty - After Hours
Writer Sofia Reyes and her team take up residence in the Mode conference room, leaving Daniel feeling disgruntled. Wilhelmina immerses herself in country life in an attempt to woo a rich Texan, while Betty is sent to review a hotel, allowing her to take a much-needed break from all her family troubles. Salma Hayek guest stars.

10:35 Charmed - There's Something about Leo
Leo confesses to Piper that he is an Avatar, despite warnings from Alpha and Beta that she should be left to find out by herself. Paige and Phoebe turn to Kyle for help - with disastrous consequences. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Brian Krause, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan.

11:35 Hollyoaks - 3673
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

12:05 How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code - Part Two
Part two of two. Barney and Quinn go on their first holiday together but they are stopped by airport security, Robin tries to get a good picture of baby Marvin for the birth announcement, and Ted wonders if he still has a chance with ex-girlfriend Victoria.

12:35 How I Met Your Mother - Pilot
New Yorker Ted Mosby begins to fear he will never find love, and decides to embark on a quest to find a woman he can share his life with. He thinks he may have discovered her when he strikes up a rapport with TV reporter Robin Scherbatsky in a bar - but his overenthusiasm proves to be a serious stumbling block. First-ever episode of the sitcom, starring Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segel, Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders.

13:05 Scrubs - My Happy Place
JD and Elliot's romance is rekindled when they encourage Dr Kelso to find his true happy place. Meanwhile, Dr Cox has issues with the surgical staff and the Janitor returns to the hospital. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.

13:35 Scrubs - My ABCs
JD learns that not even Muppet character Elmo can teach the virtue of compassion to those who do not want to learn, and intern Katie gains a place on Turk's new research project by deceiving Elliot. Comedy, starring Zach Braff.

14:05 Charmed - There's Something about Leo
Leo confesses to Piper that he is an Avatar, despite warnings from Alpha and Beta that she should be left to find out by herself. Paige and Phoebe turn to Kyle for help - with disastrous consequences. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Brian Krause, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - Meat Wars
Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, and all hell breaks loose when Jeff organises a barbecue on the roof and does not invite Adam. Russell gets Timmy to track down a girl for him, but when Timmy decides to date her he must face his friend's wrath.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - Pilot
comedy series about the changing relationships between a married couple, newly engaged sweethearts, and a bachelor as they struggle to cope with the highs and lows of young love. In the pilot episode, Jeff tries to give Adam advice after he proposes to Jennifer, and Russell is set up on a date.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code - Part Two
Part two of two. Barney and Quinn go on their first holiday together but they are stopped by airport security, Robin tries to get a good picture of baby Marvin for the birth announcement, and Ted wonders if he still has a chance with ex-girlfriend Victoria.

16:30 How I Met Your Mother - Pilot
New Yorker Ted Mosby begins to fear he will never find love, and decides to embark on a quest to find a woman he can share his life with. He thinks he may have discovered her when he strikes up a rapport with TV reporter Robin Scherbatsky in a bar - but his overenthusiasm proves to be a serious stumbling block. First-ever episode of the sitcom, starring Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segel, Neil Patrick Harris and Cobie Smulders.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Maternal Congruence
Leonard's mother visits and he is horrified to learn that Sheldon knows more than he does about his own family, including his parents' impending divorce and the death of his dog. Guest starring Christine Baranski (The Good Wife).

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Psychic Vortex
Raj lusts after a girl he and Sheldon meet at a university party, and Leonard comes to regret airing his disapproval of Penny's belief in psychics. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar and Jim Parsons.

18:00 Hollyoaks - 3675
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - Miracles
Barney discovers Ted has been knocked over by a taxi and rushes to the hospital to see him. On the way, he is hit by a bus and breaks all the bones in his body. Stella discovers her boyfriend was planning to split up with her before the accident, and decides to end the relationship herself.

19:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Tangible Affection Proof
Leonard and Penny celebrate Valentine's Day, but their evening takes a turn for the worse when the latter's ex-boyfriend proposes to his girlfriend in the same restaurant. Meanwhile, Sheldon enlists the help of his assistant Alex to find the perfect gift for Amy.

19:30 How I Met Your Mother - Splitsville
After Nick injures his groin playing basketball, he and Robin spend more time talking. She realises he is not very clever and decides to end their relationship. However, she loses her resolve so Barney decides to help her break it off. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall struggle with the demands of parenthood.

20:00 Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 - Mean Girls
June makes an effort to bond with Chloe, but her room-mate doesn't want to be friends. Instead, June gets to know a group of girls at her new Pilates class who happen to be the kind of people Chloe dislikes. Meanwhile, James decides to mentor a child.

20:30 Suburgatory - Friendship Fish
Dallas gives George a Chatswin-style makeover, which helps him feel more at home in the suburbs. However, when his friends from New York come for a surprise visit they make fun of his new look and lifestyle. Meanwhile, Lisa wants company after breaking up with Malik and decides to spend the weekend with Tessa - who would rather be alone with her new computer.

21:00 PhoneShop - Hair Today
The opening of a new shop indicates the high street's fortunes are on the rise, and it seems Jerwayne and Ashley's love lives are on the mend too. Meanwhile, Janine takes it upon herself to give Lance a fabulous makeover, and Christopher appears to have vanished. Comedy, starring Javone Prince and Andrew Brooke.

21:30 The IT Crowd - The Dinner Party
Jen finds love in the form of Peter, and prepares a dinner party to introduce him to six of their single friends. Unfortunately, the three male guests drop out at the last minute, leaving her facing an awkward choice between cancelling or drafting in Moss, Roy and Richmond as replacements.

22:00 The IT Crowd - Smoke and Mirrors
Jen loses concentration in a board meeting because of an uncomfortable bra, so Moss decides to invent one that will not be such a distraction. He is encouraged by Roy, who convinces him this could be their way to get out of Reynholm Industries and make a name for themselves.

22:35 The Big Bang Theory - The Maternal Congruence
Leonard's mother visits and he is horrified to learn that Sheldon knows more than he does about his own family, including his parents' impending divorce and the death of his dog. Guest starring Christine Baranski (The Good Wife).

23:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Psychic Vortex
Raj lusts after a girl he and Sheldon meet at a university party, and Leonard comes to regret airing his disapproval of Penny's belief in psychics. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar and Jim Parsons.

23:30 Happy Endings - The Ex Factor
Brad is jealous when he finds out Jane's ex-boyfriend is coming to visit, but soon changes his attitude when he realises former lover Ryan is a woman. Meanwhile, Max gets a new room-mate who causes suspicion among the gang when he suddenly goes missing. Comedy, starring Eliza Coupe.

23:55 The IT Crowd - The Dinner Party
Jen finds love in the form of Peter, and prepares a dinner party to introduce him to six of their single friends. Unfortunately, the three male guests drop out at the last minute, leaving her facing an awkward choice between cancelling or drafting in Moss, Roy and Richmond as replacements.

00:30 The IT Crowd - Smoke and Mirrors
Jen loses concentration in a board meeting because of an uncomfortable bra, so Moss decides to invent one that will not be such a distraction. He is encouraged by Roy, who convinces him this could be their way to get out of Reynholm Industries and make a name for themselves.

01:00 The Cleveland Show - American Prankster
One of Rallo's pranks goes too far and leads to Junior getting kicked out of the scouts. A furious Cleveland decides he has finally had enough of his stepson's misbehaviour - and threatens to send him to a young offenders' institution if matters do not improve. Animated sitcom, with the voice of Mike Henry.

01:20 Bob's Burgers - Art Crawl
Bob agrees to allow Linda's sister to display her paintings in the restaurant, but is forced to contend with the city's Arts Council.

01:45 Comedy Lab - Kabadasses
An aimless dreamer and his loutish best friend decide to make something of their lives by forming a kabaddi team - only to realise they have no idea how to play the game. In search of guidance, they approach a renowned figure from the local league with an unconventional approach to teaching. Sitcom, starring Shazad Latif, Jack Doolan, Tony Jayawardena and Kulvinder Ghir.

02:10 Greek - Let's Make a Deal
Casey and Ashleigh go to Omega Chi's casino party in a bid to alleviate the latter's credit card bill, and Evan has a difficult decision to make.

02:55 Greek - Gays, Ghosts and Gamma Rays
Casey finds herself curiously drawn to Max, and Ashleigh tries to cheer up Rebecca, who is unhappy owing to her romantic problems. Starring Spencer Grammer and Jacob Zachar.

03:35 Made in Chelsea - 8/8, series 1
The friends attend Francis's polo match as he tries to make amends following Agne's resignation and his fight with Rosie. Meanwhile, Ollie encounters Gabriella on a date with her new love interest, and Spencer's efforts to move on could be made more difficult by Caggie's decision to head to New York.

05:00 Switched
Small-town girl Lacey is introduced to a more diverse world as she swaps lives with aspiring comedienne Victoria from Harlem. Meanwhile, her counterpart learns to pitch at softball, works as a waitress and enjoys a spooky haunted hayride.

05:20 90210 - Games People Play
Kelly returns to Beverly Hills and reveals what happened between her and Dylan, while Annie celebrates her 16th birthday and receives a surprising gift from Naomi. Later, the Wilson family dynamic looks set to be disturbed by an unexpected visit from Harry's biological son Sean.

Film4

10:00 Alamar Film (2009)
A child is born to a Mexican father and an Italian mother, who go their separate ways to live in their respective home countries. When he is five, the boy visits his father in Mexico. As their time together comes to an end, father and son take a trip to the Caribbean in a fishing boat. Drama, starring Jorge Machado and Natan Machado Palombini. In Spanish and Italian.

11:35 A Knight's Tale Film (2001)
A poverty-stricken squire spies an opportunity to make his dreams come true when his employer dies. He takes his place as a knight, launching himself on the road to riches by competing in jousting tournaments, but his ruse is jeopardised by a dastardly nobleman. Comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany, Mark Addy, Shannyn Sossamon and Rufus Sewell.

14:10 Son of the Mask Film (2004)
The life of an unassuming cartoonist is turned upside down by a mysterious wooden mask, which endows his baby son with fantastic eye-popping powers. However, the chaos escalates when mischievous Norse god Loki decides he wants the mask back - no matter what the cost. Comedy sequel, starring Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Bob Hoskins and Traylor Howard.

16:00 Fool's Gold Film (2008)
A man's single-minded pursuit of a legendary treasure takes its toll on his marriage and his wife decamps for a new life on board the yacht of a globe-trotting billionaire. But the bickering pair reunite when a new clue to the whereabouts of the elusive fortune emerges, and they enlist the help of the wife's new boss to help them find it. Romantic comedy adventure, starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland and Ray Winstone.

18:20 Gulliver's Travels Film (2010)
A directionless loser tries to prove himself to the woman he loves by volunteering for a travel writing assignment. He is sent to the Bermuda Triangle, where he ends up stranded on an island populated by miniature people to whom he is a giant. Fantasy comedy, starring Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Jason Segel and Billy Connolly.

20:00 The Tourist Film (2010)
A fugitive's girlfriend is being watched by the police while travelling from Paris to Venice. She seduces an unsuspecting American tourist to make them think he is her lover with his appearance altered by plastic surgery. The baffled holidaymaker soon finds himself pursued across Europe by the cops and rival gangsters. Romantic thriller

22:05 Red Hill Film (2010)
Premiere. A policeman wants a quiet life for himself and his pregnant wife, so transfers to a sleepy little country town. However, on his first day, a murderer escapes from prison and comes to town looking for revenge on the cop who arrested him 10 years ago. Australian thriller, starring Ryan Kwanten, Steve Bisley and Tom E Lewis.

00:00 Bug Film (2006)
A woman moves into a roadside motel in the hope of avoiding her violent ex-husband, who has just been released from prison. She forms a relationship with a troubled war veteran, but discovers he is suffering from terrifying delusions that make him a danger to both himself and her. Psychological thriller, starring Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon and Harry Connick Jr.

02:15 Close

ITV Anglia

07:30 Lorraine - 168/260, series 4
Les Dennis speaks to Kate Garraway about appearing in the stage musical Spamalot, and his experience of taking part in this year's Celebrity MasterChef.

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

09:30 This Morning
Sue Hill appeals for help solving more crimes. Plus, celebrity chat and lifestyle features, including a look at the stories making the newspaper headlines, viewers' comments in the Hub and a recipe in the kitchen.. and Regional Weather.

10:25 ITV News

11:30 Star Treatment - Greenhalghs
Jane McDonald and the style team visit a bakery in Bolton, where six deserving workers are taken to the Glam Van for a makeover, and also get a taste of luxury when they enjoy a meal prepared by a leading chef. At the end of the day they celebrate by modelling their new looks on a catwalk for their friends, family and fellow workers.

12:30 ITV News and Weather

12:55 ITV Anglia Weather

12:55 ITV News Anglia

13:00 Storage Hoarders - 9/30, series 2
Aggie MacKenzie meets a lawyer with a serious hoarding problem and they try to sell some of his precious metals at auction. She also helps a woman who has returned home from a decade of living in Africa - only to face a huge storage bill.

14:00 Secret Dealers - 24/30, series 4
A couple of self-confessed hoarders from Hertfordshire open their doors to the dealers, who find a German Bellarmine jug and a 19th-century gold and pearl locket. In the second home, they all compete to outbid one another for a rare miniature silver porringer.

14:59 ITV Anglia Weather

15:00 Long Lost Family - 3/6, series 1
The story of Jeannie Elgar, who has been searching for her brother since he was adopted and taken to Australia more than 50 years ago. Also featured is Kirsty West, who tells of how she gave up her son for adoption when she was 15 and has struggled with the decision ever since. .

16:00 Take on the Twisters - 24/30, series 1
The quiz in which contestants must use a combination of knowledge and strategy to defeat their opponents in the first part of the show to take on eight giant sand timers, where the more they keep in play before time runs out, the greater the jackpot they can win.

17:00 ITV News Anglia

17:30 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Emmerdale - 6638
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

18:30 Tonight - Putting GCSEs to the Test: Tonight
Aasmah Mir investigates whether GCSEs are still fit for purpose ahead of Education Secretary Michael Gove's plans to overhaul the system with a new curriculum in 2015 and an altered exam format in 2017. With the certificates' greatest criticism being that they have become easier to pass, six volunteers sit both GCSE and O-Level Maths and English papers to find out whether it is true - and the tests reveal some interesting results.

19:00 Emmerdale - 6639
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

19:30 Married to the Job - Lynda - Offender Management
The day-to-day life of DI Lynda Coates, the head of Hertfordshire Police's Offender Management Team, as she embarks on a mission to cut crime by persuading around 30 of the county's most prolific offenders to be tagged with GPS trackers. Back at home, she and her police inspector husband try to juggle varied shift patterns with childcare as they bring up their two lively youngsters. Last in the series.

20:00 Poaching Wars with Tom Hardy - 1/2, series 1
Part one of two. Bafta award-winning actor Tom Hardy (Inception, The Dark Knight Rises) travels to Africa to uncover the truth about why the poaching of elephants and rhinos has reached crisis point. He begins his journey in South Africa, where he meets people who are trying to save rhinos using a variety of different techniques, including the implementation of anti-poaching organisations and the more controversial approach of dehorning. These individuals provide an insight into the illicit trade.

21:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather

21:30 ITV Anglia Weather

21:30 ITV News Anglia

21:35 The Pledge Film (2000)
A Nevada cop is on the verge of retiring when a desperate woman begs him to find whoever is responsible for her seven-year-old daughter's murder. Unable to turn her down, he begins an unofficial investigation, confident that his former colleague's chief suspect is actually innocent - but as he draws closer to the real killer, he becomes increasingly obsessed. Drama, directed by Sean Penn and starring Jack Nicholson, Robin Wright, Benicio Del Toro, Patricia Clarkson and Aaron Eckhart.

23:50 Jackpot247
Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:00 Tonight - Putting GCSEs to the Test: Tonight
Aasmah Mir investigates whether GCSEs are still fit for purpose ahead of Education Secretary Michael Gove's plans to overhaul the system with a new curriculum in 2015 and an altered exam format in 2017. With the certificates' greatest criticism being that they have become easier to pass, six volunteers sit both GCSE and O-Level Maths and English papers to find out whether it is true - and the tests reveal some interesting results.

02:25 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

04:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

05:00 Daybreak
Morning show featuring news and current affairs, plus health, entertainment and lifestyle features.

ITV2

06:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

07:10 You've Been Framed! - 11/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including a lizard with an attitude problem, disastrous dads, and a revealing puppet show.

07:40 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:35 Up All Night - The Wedding
An episode centred around a flashback to 2004, just before Reagan and Chris were married. After deciding against eloping to Las Vegas at the last second, the couple plan to host a big wedding for their family and friends. However, news from Ava and Scott threatens to derail the special day. Last in the series.

09:00 You've Been Framed! - 7/26, series 24
More humorous clips narrated by Harry Hill, featuring a punchbag that strikes back and a practical joke with a sticky ending, plus another line-up of below-the-belt mishaps and calamities caught on camera.

09:30 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - The Great Divide
Events at Lisa's tea party urge the ladies to re-evaluate their friendships, and Taylor throws herself into organising a lavish party for her daughter.

10:30 Millionaire Matchmaker - Reunion Special: Part One
Andy Cohen joins Patti Stanger to revisit some of her most memorable clients.

11:30 Emmerdale - 6637
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

12:00 Coronation Street - 8196
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

12:30 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

13:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

14:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

15:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Adrienne's Fashion Show
Tensions run high at Adrienne's glamorous fashion show, where a furious Taylor may have to face Camille for the first time since their tea-party showdown.

16:05 Millionaire Matchmaker - Reunion Special: Part Two
Andy Cohen joins Patti Stanger to revisit more of series five's most memorable clients. Last in the series.

17:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

18:00 You've Been Framed! - 13/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including an alligator that hates raccoons, a back-flipping groom, and a BMX jump that ends badly. Plus, the familiar mix of below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokers.

18:30 You've Been Framed! - 14/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring a man's accident with a wheelbarrow, a chihuahua trying to bite a woman and a grandmother's embarrassing moment on a scooter, plus the familiar mix of below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokers.

19:00 You've Been Framed! - Funniest Ever You've Been Framed!
Harry Hill narrates another rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities and home-video howlers, featuring weddings, dogs, teenagers and birthday clips.

20:00 Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason Film (2004)
The disaster-prone journalist seems to have finally found the perfect boyfriend. However, when the couple start to squabble over their personal habits, she decides to decamp for a while to Thailand and write a travelogue. Unfortunately, she has reckoned without the reappearance of a duplicitous old flame - and a spell behind bars in a Thai prison. Romantic comedy sequel

22:15 House of Wax Film (2004)
Five teenagers on a road trip are forced to make an unscheduled stop because of car trouble. Unluckily for them, the small town they end up in boasts a bizarre tourist attraction in the form of a sinister wax museum with a terrifying secret. Horror, starring Elisha Cuthbert, Jared Padalecki, Chad Michael Murray and Paris Hilton.

00:30 Love in the Wild
Reality game show in which 10 men and 10 women travel to Costa Rica in Central America to compete for a round-the-world trip. In each episode, the contestants pair up for a selection of challenges, after which they choose their partners for the following week's tests, with the two unlucky individuals not selected being eliminated.

01:15 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

04:45 ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

05:00 Emmerdale - 6638
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

05:25 Emmerdale - 6639
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

05:55 The Planet's Funniest Animals
Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors.

ITV3

06:20 Wild at Heart - 5/6, series 1
A string of unfortunate misunderstandings at the rival reserve convinces Rosie her stepmother is having an affair. Meanwhile, rampaging rogue male elephants begin damaging the land, so Danny introduces an older female animal to keep them in line.

07:20 Rising Damp - Clunk Click
Rigsby splashes out on a new sports car in the hope of impressing Miss Jones, but a cruel practical joke by Philip convinces him he has run over his feline friend Vienna. Leonard Rossiter and Frances de la Tour star.

07:55 Dickinson's Real Deal - Caernarfon
David Dickinson is joined by antiques dealers Simon Schneider, Jo Brayshaw and David Tupman in Caernarfon, north Wales, as members of the public make money by putting items up for auction or accepting a cash sum. An 18th-century glass proves a highlight in the saleroom.

08:55 Murder, She Wrote - Deadly Assets
A local fisherman gets involved in shady dealings. When he goes on the run, Jessica finds herself mixed up with dodgy detective Charlie Garrett, who has arrived to investigate.

09:55 Wycliffe - Seen a Ghost
A dark family secret comes to light when a female hit-and-run suspect claims the woman she deliberately ran over on a pedestrian crossing was a ghost. However, the facts of the case tell a different story. Gwen Taylor guest stars

11:00 The Darling Buds of May - Cast Not Your Pearls Before Swine - Part Two
Part two of two. Roger returns to Liverpool, while Pop discovers Edith's new boyfriend George is a con-artist defrauding the ministry - and resolves to teach him a lesson.

12:05 Heartbeat - No Hard Feelings
Crane and Merton have their hands full when a sniper strikes during a clay-pigeon shoot, and Bellamy's fiery temper only serves to make matters worse. Elsewhere, Vernon decides to venture into the B&B market - but his cooking skills leave a lot to be desired. Rural drama, starring James Carlton, Duncan Bell, Mark Jordon and Geoffrey Hughes.

13:05 Wild at Heart - 6/6, series 1
Danny and Du Plessis search for the cause of several recent animal deaths, and conclude a more worrying prospect than poachers is to blame. Rosie's friend Izzy visit South Africa, and upsets her by disparaging the family's new life. Last in the drama series, starring Stephen Tompkinson and Amanda Holden.

14:10 Wycliffe - Bad Blood
The discovery of a local landowner's body throws suspicion on two of his tenants, a couple who have previously been threatened with violence for refusing to move out of their cottage. Rather than stay and face the music they disappear, and Wycliffe realises if he does not get to them before the victim's family, the consequences could be deadly. Drama, starring Jack Shepherd and Jimmy Yuill.

15:20 Only When I Laugh - Escape
New admission Harry Bridgewater turns out to be a convict who has come in for an operation with a prison guard in tow. However, he soon pressures Figgis, Glover and Norman to cover his absence while he enjoys a spot of overnight passion with his wife. Comedy, starring James Bolam.

15:55 Duty Free - Adios
David and Linda decide to meet up for a final drink as their holidays draw to a close.

16:25 Home to Roost - Suspect
Henry is appalled when Matthew brings home a punk whom he intends to marry. He is even more horrified when Enid finds a pregnancy testing kit in Matthew's room. Comedy, starring John Thaw and Reece Dinsdale.

17:00 Downton Abbey - 4/7, series 1
The fair arrives in the village and Mrs Hughes finds herself the centre of speculation when she meets a former suitor who makes her question her position at Downton. Meanwhile, Violet and Isobel lock horns over a medical ailment affecting Molesley, and Carson fears there is a thief at work in the grounds. Costume drama, starring Maggie Smith, Hugh Bonneville, Phyllis Logan, Penelope Wilton, Jim Carter and Kevin Doyle.

18:00 Murder, She Wrote - Murder on the 30th Floor
Jessica's editor is found dead, having apparently committed suicide, but the amateur sleuth remains unconvinced and sets out to uncover the truth.

19:00 Lewis - Music to Die For
The death of Oxford don RG Cole leads to the shady underworld of unlicensed boxing and the involvement of academic Richard Helm. Investigations reveal the dead man's student Jack Roth was involved in a complex love triangle, and when the young man's rival is found dead in an apparent suicide, Lewis suspects foul play and discovers an old connection to Helm - along with a link to his former mentor Morse.

21:00 afterlife - Sleeping with the Dead
Alison is contacted by a frightened woman who claims to be living in a haunted flat - where the psychic soon experiences a horrifying vision of a man suffocating his wife. The incident arouses Robert's curiosity, prompting him to join the pair for a night at the apartment, testing his scepticism in the process.

22:00 Law & Order: UK - Defence
Three people are murdered in a shop in central London and a fourth is left for dead, and Brooks and Devlin are up against the clock to find a killer who they fear could strike again. When a suspect is brought to trial, Steel's hopes for a relatively straightforward case are dashed when he finds himself pitted against a brilliant defence lawyer. Crime drama, guest starring Rupert Graves and Amanda Root.

23:05 Wycliffe - Bad Blood
The discovery of a local landowner's body throws suspicion on two of his tenants, a couple who have previously been threatened with violence for refusing to move out of their cottage. Rather than stay and face the music they disappear, and Wycliffe realises if he does not get to them before the victim's family, the consequences could be deadly. Drama, starring Jack Shepherd and Jimmy Yuill.

00:10 Rising Damp - Clunk Click
Rigsby splashes out on a new sports car in the hope of impressing Miss Jones, but a cruel practical joke by Philip convinces him he has run over his feline friend Vienna. Leonard Rossiter and Frances de la Tour star.

00:35 Duty Free - Adios
David and Linda decide to meet up for a final drink as their holidays draw to a close.

01:00 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

05:00 Home to Roost - Suspect
Henry is appalled when Matthew brings home a punk whom he intends to marry. He is even more horrified when Enid finds a pregnancy testing kit in Matthew's room. Comedy, starring John Thaw and Reece Dinsdale.

05:25 Heartbeat - No Hard Feelings
Crane and Merton have their hands full when a sniper strikes during a clay-pigeon shoot, and Bellamy's fiery temper only serves to make matters worse. Elsewhere, Vernon decides to venture into the B&B market - but his cooking skills leave a lot to be desired. Rural drama, starring James Carlton, Duncan Bell, Mark Jordon and Geoffrey Hughes.

ITV4

06:45 Cheers - Bar Wars VI - This Time It's for Real
The new owner of Gary's Olde Towne Tavern responds badly to Sam's latest prank. Harry Guardino guest stars.

07:15 Cheers - Heeeeeere's Cliffy
Norm tricks Cliff into thinking the Johnny Carson Show is going to use one of his gags - inspiring him to travel all the way to Hollywood.

07:50 Kojak - The Only Way Out
Theo is asked to find a missing person, and his only clue leads him to a Brazilian thief. Telly Savalas stars. Last in the series.

08:50 Magnum, PI - Memories Are Forever - Part One
Part one of two. Thomas is shocked to learn his supposedly dead Vietnamese wife is not only alive and well, but in Hawaii.

09:50 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

10:50 The Professionals - Stopover
Bodie and Doyle are pitted against KGB assassins when a CI5 operative is apparently raised from the dead. A proposed exchange finds Cowley at a deserted aerodrome, and a burst of gunfire apparently leaves his life on the line.

11:50 Minder - From Fulham with Love
Arthur unwittingly causes a diplomatic incident by trying to strike a deal with the crew of a visiting Russian ship.

12:50 Police, Camera, Action! - Less Lethal Weapons
Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson find out how the UK's police forces are tackling criminals with the use of a selection of non-lethal weapons.

13:20 Police, Camera, Action! - Helicops
Adrian Simpson discovers why police helicopters are such effective weapons in the fight against crime. Featuring footage of the vehicles being used to track down criminals.

13:50 Kojak - The Chinatown Murders - Part One
Part one of two. The head of an underworld family is kidnapped by a Chinese street gang, and Theo races against time to prevent mass retaliation.

14:55 Magnum, PI - Memories Are Forever - Part Two
Part two of two. Thomas learns that his former wife Michelle, now married to the head of a Vietnamese delegation, has been targeted for assassination by a secret police chief who suspects that she may be leader of a revolt against his country.

16:00 The Professionals - Dead Reckoning
A captured British spy is released when his Russian counterpart falls into British hands - but his return home leads him to question his loyalties and suffer an identity crisis.

17:00 Minder - Waiting for Goddard
Private investigator Caroline Selby seeks Arthur's help in locating eccentric recluse and inventor Albert Goddard, who has come into an inheritance. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

18:00 Cheers - An Old-Fashioned Wedding
Woody and Kelly's wedding day arrives, with the pair trying to resist the temptation to consummate their marriage before they say their vows. Meanwhile, Carla predicts nothing but doom and gloom for the happy couple. Comedy, starring Woody Harrelson and Rhea Perlman. Last in the series.

18:30 Motorway Patrol
Documentary following members of the New Zealand highway patrol as they witness the best and worst behaviour on the nation's busiest motorway.

19:00 From the Ashes (12A) Film (2011)
Documentary about England's victory in the 1981 Ashes series. The film examines the turbulent career of Ian Botham, who stepped down as captain after a series of disastrous defeats only to secure victory with a remarkable performance in the later Tests, and the impact a sporting success had on a troubled nation. Narrated by Tom Hardy and featuring interviews with Botham, Kim Hughes and Rod Marsh.

21:00 A Dangerous Man Film (2009)
A man falsely convicted of murder is released from prison, only to stumble into a gangland shoot out. Rescuing a woman who had been kidnapped, he battles to protect her from Russian gangsters, corrupt cops and Chinese special agents. Action thriller, starring Steven Seagal and Jeanettea Antonio.

23:00 Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach Film (1988)
The clumsy cops visit Miami for a police chiefs' convention to see Commandant Lassard receive an award for his retirement. Any hopes of a sun-kissed vacation are thwarted when a luggage mix-up lands them in the middle of a huge illegal arms deal. Comedy sequel, starring Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, George Gaynes, Matt McCoy and Leslie Easterbrook.

00:50 Minder - Waiting for Goddard
Private investigator Caroline Selby seeks Arthur's help in locating eccentric recluse and inventor Albert Goddard, who has come into an inheritance. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

01:45 Movies Now
News, reviews and interviews with the stars.

01:50 ITV4 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

02:00 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

03:00 The Store
Home shopping.

05:00 The Professionals - Dead Reckoning
A captured British spy is released when his Russian counterpart falls into British hands - but his return home leads him to question his loyalties and suffer an identity crisis.

05:50 Minder - Waiting for Goddard
Private investigator Caroline Selby seeks Arthur's help in locating eccentric recluse and inventor Albert Goddard, who has come into an inheritance. Vintage comedy drama, starring George Cole and Dennis Waterman.

More4

07:55 Relocation, Relocation - Ady and Andrea
Ady and Andrea Guthrie want to move back to their roots in Lancashire and are looking for a property there, as well as retail premises for Andrea's expanding internet business. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer try to steer the couple away from houses that match their conservative tastes by showing them a sleek barn conversion and a 1970s-themed pad.

09:00 Kirstie's Handmade Britain - 1/8, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp travels across Britain visiting county and agricultural fairs, and puts her creative skills to the test by entering some of the toughest craft competitions. At the Devon County Show, she tries to succeed in the Afternoon Tea contest by offering up her finest baked goods, and receives advice about scone-making from baker Richard Hunt.

10:05 Kirstie's Vintage Gems
Kirstie Allsopp helps to bring a touch of romance and sophistication to Jannine and Shaun Cartwright's neglected bedroom.

10:25 The Three Worlds of Gulliver Film (1959)
Shipwrecked sailor Lemuel Gulliver journeys across two mystical islands. One is inhabited by miniature people on the brink of war, and the other by giants. But when he arrives in a third world - England - he is thrown into a lunatic asylum for trying to retell his astonishing adventures. Fantasy, based on Jonathan Swift's novel, starring Kerwin Mathews, Jo Morrow, June Thorburn and Lee Patterson.

12:25 Time Team - Piercebridge
The expert archaeologists search a stretch of the River Tees for Roman artefacts thought to have come from one of the most impressive forts in northern Britain. They find buildings and roads that confirm its importance as a major strategic crossing close to the Scottish border and Hadrian's Wall, but are surprised to discover it was also the location of three Roman bridges - and perhaps another from prehistoric times. .

13:30 Time Team - Bodies in the Dunes: Outer Hebrides
Tony Robinson and his crew head to the windswept Isle of Barra in the Outer Hebrides, where stormy weather is literally blowing away more than 4,000 years' worth of archaeology. The team investigates a Bronze Age burial ground and uncovers an Iron Age settlement with everyday detritus still intact.

14:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent - 5/20, series 1
The property expert helps homeowners in Greater Manchester, including Bernie, a woman eager to downsize after the death of her husband and her eldest daughter moving away. He meets a couple looking for a new home close to good schools and thinks they might be a perfect fit for the house.

15:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Wiltshire v Provence, France
Property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman try to help Jenny Allan decide whether she should follow her dream of finding a retirement home in Provence, France, or stay in the south of England to be closer to her daughter and find a house in Wiltshire.

16:45 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: St Lucia
Jasmine Harman meets Clive and Carol Stephens, who want to relocate from their family home in Romford, Essex, to St Lucia in the Caribbean, so she searches the island for their dream property on a budget of £250,000.

17:50 Come Dine with Me
Four dinner party hosts compete for the £1,000 prize in Darlington, Co Durham. Construction worker Dave Bell kicks off the week from his parents' house, while Nathalie begins to bore the guests with her choice of conversation.

18:55 Grand Designs - 4/12, series 11
Kevin McCloud follows a project by artists Freddie Robins and Ben Coode-Adams to convert a large, Grade II-listed timber-framed barn in Essex into a family home and workspace. Their plans involve a minimal number of interior walls to display their collection of toys, but at seven times the size of an average three-bedroom house, the transformation of the 500-year-old building proves extremely challenging.

20:00 Scandal - Happy Birthday, Mr President
Olivia returns to work at the White House when an assassination attempt leaves the president fighting for his life. Vice President Sally Langston takes charge in the meantime, but things get heated between her and Cyrus. Meanwhile, a flashback of the first hundred days of Fitz's presidency reveals more about his relationship with Olivia.

21:00 The Big C - How Bazaar
Cathy gets more excited about the impending arrival of Dave and Maxine's baby, and she hopes it will give her the chance to fix some of the mistakes she made with her son. However, Adam decides to make his own statement about their relationship at his church's charity bazaar. Meanwhile. Joy encourages Paul to pursue an endorsement deal and offers him a personal opportunity.

21:35 Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Bi-Sexual
Larry discovers he and Rosie O'Donnell are attracted to the same woman - so Leon decides to boost his friend's chances by giving him an unfair advantage. However, Larry's new-found physical prowess attracts suspicion. Meanwhile, the writer's obsession with manners reaches new levels when he learns about Japanese bowing etiquette.

22:15 Father Ted - Entertaining Father Stone
A sense of dread descends on Craggy Island as the priests prepare for poker-faced Father Stone's annual visit - and Ted tries desperately to think of a scheme to get rid of him. Clerical comedy, starring Dermot Morgan.

22:45 Father Ted - And God Created Woman
The attractive author of a steamy novel comes to stay on Craggy Island - and it is not long before Ted mistakenly jumps to the conclusion that she has fallen for him. Guest starring Gemma Craven.

23:20 Come Dine with Me Down Under - 1/20, series 3
The Australian version of the dinner party challenge, beginning with artist and music teacher Leonie Bedford, who hopes to impress her guests with her supposed psychic ability to communicate with the dead, and a feast of Indian cuisine.

23:50 Come Dine with Me Down Under - 2/20, series 3
Embalmer Lance Proctor hosts the second party of the week and is keen to show off his collection of Xena: Warrior Princess memorabilia. The host, who lives with his mother, prepares four courses of classic dinner party cuisine he has learnt from her over the years.

00:25 Come Dine with Me Down Under - 3/20, series 3
Author and poet Mary Harding hosts the third party of the week and hopes a feast inspired by her Greek roots will send her to the top of the leaderboard. There is a romantic theme to the evening's proceedings, but conversation topics become controversial and there are tears at the dinner table.

00:55 Come Dine with Me Down Under - 4/20, series 3
Butcher Shane Saunders hosts the fourth party of the week and has pinned his hopes of winning the $2,000 prize on his chosen cut of quality pork. However, the evening is complicated for the host as he juggles romantic intentions with preparing a stubborn main course, before the meal descends into an almighty argument.

01:30 Come Dine with Me Down Under - 5/20, series 3
Aspiring chef Ammie Markus hosts the final party of the week and hopes to impress with her simple menu, before revealing her `Baby Gaga' dance routine. Plus, the contestants find out who will be taking home the $2,000-prize.

02:00 Location, Location, Location - Scotland
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple find their ideal property in the rural heart of Scotland. Sue and James have outgrown their two-bedroom home and want space to do their artwork, as well as a magnificent view to take away the stresses and strains of modern-day living.

02:30 Close

Pick TV

06:00 London Ambulance - 3/6, series 1
On call with the London Ambulance Service. Paramedic Keith Bernasconi is called to a 64-year-old man who has been severely burned, ambulance crew Ed Cole and Jon Rhodes deal with the surprising consequences of a car accident, and emergency care practitioner Lysa Walder picks up the pieces when a spot of amateur weightlifting goes wrong.

06:30 London Ambulance - 4/6, series 1
Chris Doyle and Clare Anderson are called out to deal with an injury caused by the bite of a Staffordshire bull terrier, while their colleagues treat the victim of a stabbing incident - an increasingly common occurrence on the streets of London. Elsewhere, a long-serving bus driver has the first accident of his career and a birthday girl's roller-disco party ends in disaster.

08:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Exile
A powerful telepath makes contact with Hoshi and offers to help the Enterprise find the Xindi - at a price. Sci-fi series, starring Scott Bakula.

09:00 Stargate SG-1 - Insiders
Stargate Command's old enemy Ba'al strikes a deal with the members of the team to capture his rogue clones in exchange for vital information about the Sangraal - but they are not sure which of the many versions of him they can trust. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks.

10:00 Stargate Universe - Epilogue
Scott, Eli, Wray and Greer explore Novus, an abandoned planet caught in the throes of seismic destruction - but their curiosity has dire consequences. Meanwhile, Rush finds a clue to where the inhabitants may have taken refuge.

11:00 Emergency Abroad - 9/11, series 1
Documentary following the teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.

12:00 Four Weddings - Steven/Eloise/Lucy/Liza
A civil partnership ceremony in Scotland featuring bagpipes and lots of alcohol, and a singer plans a bohemian extravaganza.

13:00 Vet Adventures - Peru
Vet Luke Gamble continues his journey in Peru, helping a dog clinic in the heart of the rainforest catch a canine in urgent need of medical attention. He also takes a trip down the Amazon River, where he sees monkeys, macaws, buffalos and tropical maggots.

14:00 Medical Emergency - 5/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

14:30 Medical Emergency - 6/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

16:00 Teen Wolf - Code Breaker
The wolves and hunters clash in the forest and Allison sees what both her boyfriend and family are capable of, but not everyone makes it out alive. Last in the series.

17:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Surrey Horses
Documentary following the work of RSPCA staff across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets, and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

17:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - House of Horrors
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on maltreated pets, and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - The Shipment
Archer, Reed and Major Hayes infiltrate a Xindi-Sloth industrial colony as part of a reconnaissance mission to find out about the weapons of mass destruction that will be used against Earth. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.

19:00 Stargate SG-1 - Uninvited
Teal'c discovers a world where people are being attacked by an elusive creature, and the team's investigation leads it to a shocking revelation. Meanwhile, cabin fever sets in when General Landry and Colonel Mitchell are forced to spend time alone together, but something lurking nearby presents a greater danger. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping and Christopher Judge.

20:00 Brighton Beach Patrol - 1/10, series 1
The work of police, lifeguards and coastguards who are responsible for the safety of the public during the busy summer season at the popular holiday resort. In the first instalment, a competitor goes missing while taking part in a paddle-boat race and police try to keep night-time revellers under control.

21:00 Martina Cole's The Take - 3/4, series 1
It is now 1994 and it seems Little Freddie is following in his father's footsteps, revealing his sadistic side by orchestrating a showdown between Jackie and Maggie. Meanwhile, Jimmy makes a bid for the empire by plotting an attack on Ozzy in prison. Drama based on the novel of the same name, starring Tom Hardy and Brian Cox.

22:00 Road Wars - 5/20, series 5
A manhunt leads officers Rosie and Darren through the back gardens of an upmarket estate, while Chris and Simon confront a drug addict in Milton Keynes.

00:00 Most Shocking - Seniors Gone Wild
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat.

01:00 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

01:30 Laid Bare
Behind the scenes of the porn industry, including a review of recent releases.

02:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

03:00 Most Haunted - Charleville Forest Castle
Yvette Fielding and the team visit Charleville Castle, a 17th-century Gothic home in Co Offaly, Ireland, owned by an American family that claims to have some uninvited guests.

03:30 London Ambulance
On call with the London Ambulance Service.

04:00 Guilty! - Yuletide Zoo/Festive Scene
A man goes over the top with his Christmas decorations, and a woman tries to avoid a lonely festive period.

05:00 Stargate Universe - Epilogue
Scott, Eli, Wray and Greer explore Novus, an abandoned planet caught in the throes of seismic destruction - but their curiosity has dire consequences. Meanwhile, Rush finds a clue to where the inhabitants may have taken refuge.

Sky Sports 1

06:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

07:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

08:00 Football
Action from recent matches.

08:30 Football Special - Chelsea v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Aston Villa. Highlights of the Premier League match at Stamford Bridge, as both sides played their second fixture of the new season. The Blues were also at home in their opener against Hull City, while Villa faced a second tough task, having already visited Arsenal.

09:30 Live European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day One
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. The opening day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire. Paul Lawrie was a popular winner of this event last year, finishing four shots clear of nearest rival Brett Rumford, to become the first Scottish victor since Marc Warren in 2007.

12:30 Football
Action from recent matches.

13:00 Football Special - Chelsea v Aston Villa
Chelsea v Aston Villa. Highlights of the Premier League match at Stamford Bridge, as both sides played their second fixture of the new season. The Blues were also at home in their opener against Hull City, while Villa faced a second tough task, having already visited Arsenal.

14:00 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

14:15 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

14:30 Live European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day One
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. Further coverage of the opening day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire. Paul Lawrie was a popular winner of this event last year, finishing four shots clear of nearest rival Brett Rumford, to become the first Scottish victor since Marc Warren in 2007.

17:30 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

18:30 Premier League World
The latest news surrounding the Premier League, featuring interviews with managers and players.

19:00 Live PGA Tour Golf - 2013 Barclays: Day One
The Barclays. The opening event of the FedEx Cup gets under way at the Liberty National Golf Club in New Jersey. Nick Watney triumphed in last year's event at Bethpage State Park, finishing three strokes clear of fellow American Brandt Snedeker.

22:00 European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day One
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. Highlights of the opening day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire. Paul Lawrie was a popular winner of this event last year, finishing four shots clear of nearest rival Brett Rumford, to become the first Scottish victor since Marc Warren in 2007.

23:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

00:00 The Gloves Are Off - Super Middleweights
Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Richie Woodhall, Chris Eubank and Steve Collins look back at when they were key figures in the super middleweight boxing division..

01:00 Premier League World
The latest news surrounding the Premier League, featuring interviews with managers and players.

01:30 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

02:30 The Gloves Are Off - Super Middleweights
Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Richie Woodhall, Chris Eubank and Steve Collins look back at when they were key figures in the super middleweight boxing division..

03:30 Premier League World
The latest news surrounding the Premier League, featuring interviews with managers and players.

04:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

05:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

Sky Sports 3

06:00 WWE: Experience
The latest from Raw and Smackdown, including interviews with some of the biggest stars in the sport.

07:00 What's the Story?
A discussion show focusing on recent sports developments.

08:00 Total Rugby
Magazine show rounding up the latest rugby union action from across the world, featuring interviews and features exploring different aspects of the game.

08:30 Inside the PGA Tour
Golf magazine catching up with the latest tournaments on the PGA Tour, and hearing from the players currently making the headlines at they prepare for forthcoming events.

09:00 European Tour Weekly
An essential round-up of the latest news and action from the golf circuit, featuring interviews with the world's leading players and previews of forthcoming tournaments.

09:30 Total Rugby
Magazine show rounding up the latest rugby union action from across the world, featuring interviews and features exploring different aspects of the game.

10:00 Racing News
Preview of race meetings across the country - including the latest betting news from today's cards.

10:30 Thrillseekers
A look at some of the leading surfers from around the world, featuring highlights of major events and interviews with the competitors.

11:00 What's the Story?
A discussion show focusing on recent sports developments.

12:00 Trans World Sport
Action and features, focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events, from football, tennis and golf to BMX biking, surfing and kite-boarding.

13:00 Badminton - 2013 World Badminton Championships
The World Badminton Championships. Action from the recent event, staged at the Tianhe Indoor Gymnasium in Guangzhou, China. This tournament was last held in London in 2011, with China taking a clean sweep of the gold medals.

14:00 Cycling - 2013 Junior Track Cycling World Championships
The Junior Track Cycling World Championships. Action from the Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome in Glasgow.

15:00 WWE Vintage Collection
A selection of wrestling highlights from the archives, featuring some of the greatest names in the history of the sport.

16:00 Trans World Sport
Action and features, focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events, from football, tennis and golf to BMX biking, surfing and kite-boarding.

17:00 The Gloves Are Off - Super Middleweights
Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Richie Woodhall, Chris Eubank and Steve Collins look back at when they were key figures in the super middleweight boxing division..

18:00 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

18:30 ATP Tour Uncovered
News from the tour, featuring reports on the world's leading players and interviews with some of the most famous former stars from years gone by.

19:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

20:00 The Gloves Are Off - Super Middleweights
Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Richie Woodhall, Chris Eubank and Steve Collins look back at when they were key figures in the super middleweight boxing division..

21:00 WWE: Late Night - Raw
Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of John Cena, CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio..

23:00 WWE: NXT
Following the next generation of wrestling talent as they aim to make their mark in World Wrestling Entertainment, under the watchful eyes of established WWE stars.

00:00 PGA Tour Golf - 2013 Barclays: Day One
The Barclays. The opening event of the FedEx Cup gets under way at the Liberty National Golf Club in New Jersey. Nick Watney triumphed in last year's event at Bethpage State Park, finishing three strokes clear of fellow American Brandt Snedeker.

03:00 European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day One
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. Highlights of the opening day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire. Paul Lawrie was a popular winner of this event last year, finishing four shots clear of nearest rival Brett Rumford, to become the first Scottish victor since Marc Warren in 2007.

04:00 ATP Tour Uncovered
News from the tour, featuring reports on the world's leading players and interviews with some of the most famous former stars from years gone by.

04:30 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

05:00 Football's Greatest - Paolo Maldini
The career of former AC Milan and Italy star Paolo Maldini, who spent his entire 25-year career with the Milanese club, which saw him win the European Cup on five occasions and the Serie A title seven times.

05:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

05:45 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

Sky Sports Ashes

06:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day One
England v Australia. Action from day one of the series-concluding Fifth Test at the Oval, where Australia will hope to put in a strong performance to conclude the Test series, having seen England retain the Ashes after just three matches were completed. The sides last met here in 2009, when England chose to bat after winning the toss and ended the opening day on 307-8 with the help of half-centuries from Andrew Strauss and Ian Bell. The hosts would eventually go on to claim an 197-run triumph which saw them claim a 2-1 series victory.

07:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day One
Analysis of the first day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series got under way.

08:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

09:00 The Ashes - Live - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. All the action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continues. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

18:00 Sky Sports News at Seven
The day's sports news, featuring highlights and interviews with the players and managers making the headlines.

19:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

20:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Two
Analysis of the second day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

21:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

22:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Two
Analysis of the second day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

23:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

00:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Two
Analysis of the second day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

01:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

02:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Two
Analysis of the second day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

03:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

04:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Two
Analysis of the second day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

05:00 The Ashes - Australia's Best Ashes Days: Perth: 2010/11 Third Test Day Two
A look back at the second day of the Third Test in the 2010/11 series, which was staged at the Western Australia Cricket Association Ground in Perth, and saw Mitchell Johnson rip through the England batting line-up, finishing with figures of 6-38.

Sky1

06:00 The Middle - Halloween II
Sue attends a Halloween-themed fancy-dress party at school, but her costume proves an embarrassment, and worse is to come when the boys at the dance ignore her. Meanwhile, Frankie reluctantly volunteers to take Brick's socially awkward school group trick-or-treating. American comedy, starring Eden Sher and Patricia Heaton.

06:30 The Middle - Heck's Best Thing
Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will mess up his interview with a football scout and lose out on a college scholarship. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick go on a texting marathon, but things get out of hand when they realise they have Aunt Edie's ancient phone.

07:00 The Middle - The Play
Frankie and Sue land roles in a local theatre production, and Mike's unreliable brother Rusty agrees to help Brick with his school work. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton.

07:30 The Middle - Thanksgiving III
Frankie's mother and father invite the Hecks to spend a few days at their house so they can celebrate Thanksgiving together. However, the festivities begin to fall apart when Frankie clashes with her sister over their different parenting techniques, and Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy. American comedy, guest starring Marsha Mason, Jerry Van Dyke and Molly Shannon.

08:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 34/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the second live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:30 The Middle - A Christmas Gift
Frankie goes against Mike's wishes by holding a Christmas Eve party at the family home, after having one drink too many. Brick's reading of the Bible leads him to question the meaning of the festive season and Sue calls upon the Rev TimTom to explain it to him.

09:00 The Middle - Year of the Hecks
Frankie decides that New Year's resolutions will be assigned to each family member, with an all-you-can-eat buffet the reward for anyone who can last a week. Chaos ensues as the Hecks try to stick to their orders and it begins to look like no one will claim the prize. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn.

09:30 The Middle - The Map
Frankie attends Aunt Ginny's funeral, and Axl accidentally eats Brick's school project - a dough map of Indiana. Meanwhile, Sue discovers one of the boys on the wrestling team has a crush on her, but is unsure who should make the first move. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott.

10:00 John Bishop's Only Joking - 2/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts the laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio by Jason Byrne, Jimmy Cricket and Roger Monkhouse. He also travels the country to hear Davina McCall, Gregg Wallace and Ann Widdecombe tell their funniest gags.

10:30 John Bishop's Only Joking - 3/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts the laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio by Rob Rouse, Hal Cruttenden and Tiffany Stevenson. He also travels the country to hear Michael Ball, Bobby Davro and Angela Griffin tell their funniest gags.

11:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 36/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the third live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

11:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 37/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the third live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

12:00 Glee - Makeover
Kurt's ambitions take an unexpected direction when he lands an internship at vogue.com, impressing the boss () with his unique style and bonding with her over their similar small-town Ohio origins. His new position comes in handy when Rachel is picked on by her classmates for her lack of fashion sense, so he whisks his friend off to Vogue HQ for a midnight makeover. Back in Lima, Mr Shue is worried he is losing enthusiasm for the glee club, while Blaine and Brittany compete in the race for class president.

13:00 Glee - The Break-Up
Matters of the heart dominate proceedings this week as Finn reveals the reason for his silence and how he feels he has lost his way, so Rachel hopes a taste of the Big Apple will inspire him. But he still has his doubts. Blaine also turns up on Kurt's doorstep to make a heart-breaking confession, while the pressure of maintaining a long-distance relationship is taking its toll on Brittany and Santana. But it isn't just teenage romance in the spotlight - Emma and Will hit a stumbling block when she admits she doesn't want to go to Washington, DC with him.

14:00 Stargate SG-1 - Chain Reaction
General Hammond makes the shock announcement he is stepping down from his post, prompting O'Neill to investigate whether he has a hidden motive. Meanwhile, Hammond's replacement assigns Carter the task of building a planet-destroying bomb.

15:00 Stargate SG-1 - 2010
A decade into the future, Carter and Dr Fraiser uncover the shocking truth behind an alien race that gave Earth a cure for cancer, and face a race against time to safeguard the future of humanity. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping, Teryl Rothery and Richard Dean Anderson.

16:00 The Middle - Hecking It Up
Frankie enlists as a volunteer at the Super Bowl, but is less than impressed when she is placed on portable toilet duty. Meanwhile, Axl goes cruising, and Brick plays with the satnav when the Hecks are left in charge of the Donahues' new car. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott.

16:30 Modern Family - Our Children, Ourselves
Mitchell makes a disturbing discovery following an awkward encounter with an old high-school flame, and wonders whether he unknowingly fathered a child in his `straight' days. Feeling intellectually inferior to Alex, Phil and Claire try to enjoy a subtitled film, while Jay regrets getting on the wrong side of Gloria.

17:00 Modern Family - Caught in the Act
Hayley, Alex and Luke decide to surprise Phil and Claire with breakfast in bed, only to catch them in a compromising position. Mitch and Cameron arrange a play date for Lily, hoping to befriend a fellow parent who also happens to own a swanky new restaurant, and Gloria accidentally sends a nasty e-mail to Claire. Guest starring Rachael Harris (The Hangover).

17:30 The Simpsons - Colonel Homer
A beautiful but lonely country singer makes a pass at Homer, forcing him to do some serious thinking about love, loyalty and life in general. Featuring the voice of Beverly D'Angelo.

18:00 The Simpsons - Regarding Margie
Marge bumps her head while cleaning the kitchen and loses any recollection of Homer - who is forced to woo her all over again in a bid to re-establish their relationship and restore domestic bliss to the Simpson household.

18:30 The Simpsons - Dog of Death
Convinced the family no longer loves him, a dejected Santa's Little Helper decides to run away from home, and has the misfortune to be adopted by Mr Burns - who brainwashes him into becoming a vicious attack dog.

19:00 Modern Family - Bixby's Back
Phil and Claire celebrate Valentine's Day with a meal at restaurant Ibiza, which is spoiled by their elderly fellow diners. However, the couple engage in role-play to spice up the evening, with Phil transformed into successful businessman Clive Bixby. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria inject some competition into their special day, and Cameron grows weary of Mitchell's PA.

19:30 Modern Family - Princess Party
Mitchell throws Lily a party to celebrate her second birthday and invites his mother DeDe - who creates tension by bringing along Claire's former lover Robbie. Mitchell upsets Cameron by blacklisting Fizbo the clown from proceedings, and insists the entertainment should be provided by a fairy instead. Guest starring Shelley Long (Cheers) and Matt Dillon (Crash).

20:00 Trollied - 1/13, series 3
The supermarket sitcom returns for a third run and as the hottest day of the year arrives, Gavin and Julie prepare for a mad rush on barbecues, burgers and beer. What they get instead is a surprise visit from head office, including the new chief of strategy Richard France, who has big plans for the Warrington branch of Valco. It seems this flashy upstart may be sticking around a little longer than expected. Meanwhile, Andy is relishing his new role as head butcher and Neville tries to work his charm on a couple of customers.

20:30 Chickens - 1/6, series 1
Comedy about three chaps who have stayed behind in a sleepy English village during the First World War, earning them the reputation of being cowards among the local women. However, while one of them is keen to avoid the conflict, another is unable to fight for medical reasons - and the third is simply too dumb to understand what's going on. Written by and starring Simon Bird and Joe Thomas, of Inbetweeners fame, and their collaborator Jonny Sweet

21:00 Common Ground - Floyd/Sunshine Simon
Comedy shorts that are linked by the same south London location. Retired tour manager Floyd is flamboyant, free-spirited and still living the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, while an ex-crook's world is thrown into chaos when an old pal of his escapes from a prison van. Starring Charles Dance, Amelia Bullmore, Tom Davis and Sean Pertwee.

21:30 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance
Following police officers in Hammersmith and Fulham as they try to catch criminals.

22:30 Kick Ass Kung Fu - Aylesbury
Reality challenge in which Shaolin monk Matthew Ahmet sets out to bring order to Britain's mean streets by taking wayward young men and women to Hong Kong and training them in the martial arts. He begins in south London's Aylesbury estate, where after a short audition process he chooses short-fused Chris, Joe - who doesn't want to fall into the wrong crowd - and Tara, a girl with anger issues. The tasks they face include running up and down hundreds of steps and conditioning their bodies to meditating, before the final challenge - breaking a brick with their bare hands.

23:30 Starlings - 8/8, series 2
Reuben and Bell's big day arrives but soon runs into problems when the groom suffers terrible nerves and then gets locked in. So while Terry, Fergie and Loz rally round to get him to the church on time, Jan does her best to ensure her daughter is kept in the dark about what's going on. Meanwhile, Grandad bumps into Molly's ex-husband and an enlightening chat with Coggie helps Gravy reach a huge decision. Lesley Sharp, Brendan Coyle, Ukweli Roach and Rebecca Night star. Last in the series.

00:30 Nothing to Declare - Quick Hit, Italiano Clown, Enter the Dragon
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

01:00 Caprica - False Labour
Amanda moves in with Clarice, but struggles to bond with other members of her family. Meanwhile, Daniel grows frustrated with the superficial nature of his wife's avatar, and Sam uses the invention to settle a personal score with another Tauron.

02:00 Caprica - Blowback
Lacy heads to Gemenon to begin training, but as her transport ship reaches orbit it is boarded by zealots intent on converting the recruits back to their former ways. Meanwhile, Clarice demands a backup of Zoe's avatar program is retrieved from the Graystone evidence file, but her actions have dire consequences.

03:00 Stargate SG-1 - Serpent's Venom
The team undertakes a mission to disrupt an alliance between the influential System Lords Apophis and Heru'ur, while Teal'c travels to Chulak to recruit support from the Jaffa warriors in the fight against the Goa'uld. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Christopher Judge.

04:00 Stargate SG-1 - The Curse
Daniel investigates when one of his former professors dies in suspicious circumstances. Discovering the tutor was studying an ancient Egyptian Goa'uld symbiote, he faces a race against time to save the college from a terrible curse.

05:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 4/11, series 6
Jon Tickle and Vic Reeves join forces to wreak havoc in the laboratory, while Thaila Zucchi presents regular segment How Hard Is Your Thing? - in which she tests viewers' submissions to find the hardest object in the land.

Sky2

06:00 Sun, Sea and A&E - Aaron's Broken Jaw
Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches.

07:00 Nothing to Declare - China White, Almond Bomb, Lonely Rider, Shady Lamp
Officers deal with a man arriving from Romania who calls himself the `lonely rider'..

07:30 Nothing to Declare - Piano Man, No Happy Ending, Fritz & Jane, Testy Aussie
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

08:00 Terra Nova - Instinct
Taylor asks Jim to expose the Sixer mole, but a more pressing problem arises when three soldiers are found dead - their bodies ripped to shreds. Sci-fi drama, starring Jason O'Mara and Shelley Conn.

09:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 5/6, series 1
Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond investigate claims that red-haired people are more sensitive to pain than brunettes. They also test the effectiveness of dog whistles, and find out the best way to cool the mouth after eating spicy food.

10:00 The Real A&E - 1/30, series 2
A motorcyclist is brought in with life-threatening injuries after a crash leaves him trapped under a 13-ton truck for almost an hour.

10:30 The Real A&E - 2/30, series 2
A freak accident involving a slipper leaves a woman's ear hanging off, an ice hockey player loses his memory after hitting his head during a match and a man breaks his heel in several places.

12:00 A League of Their Own - 6/12, series 1
Swimmer Karen Pickering joins the Reds, while comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues in another round of the comedy sports quiz. With team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff, alongside regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson. Hosted by James Corden.

12:30 A League of Their Own - 7/12, series 1
TV presenter Claudia Winkleman and comedian Dara O Briain join host James Corden for the sports-based comedy quiz. Former Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jamie Redknapp and ex-England cricketer Andrew Flintoff are the team captains joining them as regular panellists.

13:00 Customs UK - 3/8, series 1
A passenger at Bristol Airport is caught smuggling cigarettes and admits to doing it for more than 10 years, and a suspicious bag is seized at Gatwick with £55,000 of cannabis inside. Plus, the crew of the fast cutter searcher investigates mysterious pot-markers off the Cornish coast.

13:30 Customs UK - 4/8, series 1
Customs officers at Bristol catch three passengers carrying 87kg of tobacco. Claiming the amount is for personal use they put up a fight when they learn they may not be allowed to keep it. The crew of the Searcher boards a yacht on the trail of drugs, and a sniffer dog picks up a scent at Gatwick that turns out to be cocaine. John Rand narrates.

14:00 Terra Nova - What Remains
Elisabeth, Jim, Malcolm and Taylor discover the outbreak of a mysterious illness, which causes memory loss, paranoia and eventual death, while investigating radio silence at a scientific outpost. The team faces a race against time to find a cure before they lose their sanity and all of Terra Nova is infected.

15:00 Last Man Standing - Grandparents Day
Mike is forced to attend Grandparents Day at Boyd's school, and the situation makes Vanessa self-conscious about her appearance. Comedy, starring Nancy Travis, Tim Allen, Molly Ephraim and Kaitlyn Dever.

15:30 Last Man Standing - Last Halloween Standing
Mike's daughters decide not to celebrate Halloween with him any more, so he tries to find someone who shares his enthusiasm for the holiday. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Hector Elizondo and Nancy Travis.

16:00 Futurama - Ghost in the Machines
Despite having no unresolved issues or an insatiable urge to find closure, Bender has difficulty accepting his death and decides to hang around to pull some paranormal japes - with Fry firmly in his sights as the butt of his shenanigans. Animated adventure, with the voice of John DiMaggio.

16:30 Futurama - Law and Oracle
Fry decides to join the police force and is quickly promoted to a division dedicated to preventing future crimes that are predicted by an oracle named Pickles. However, the high-flying cop becomes conflicted when he realises the would-be criminal he has been sent to apprehend is Bender. Sci-fi capers from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - Midway
The Wraith find their way to the Midway Space Station, located in the empty space between the Milky Way and the Pegasus galaxies. Guest starring Christopher Judge (Stargate SG-1).

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - The Kindred - Part One
Part one of two. Dr Keller discovers that a deadly protein designed to destroy Wraiths is also killing thousands of humans. When she realises someone is spreading it deliberately, she sets out to discover the culprit. Meanwhile, Telya convinces Sheppard to help search for her people after a vision convinces her that the father of her child is still alive. Guest starring Paul McGillion.

19:00 An Idiot Abroad - India
Karl Pilkington arrives in India, where he attends the Holi, a spring festival in which people throw coloured dye at one another, and takes an eight-hour bus ride to see holy men known as `the babas'. He also joins a saint to cleanse his soul in the River Ganges, before paying a visit to the Taj Mahal.

20:00 Strike Back: Vengeance - 1/10, series 3
The military action drama returns, and Stonebridge finds himself struggling to adapt to a career outside Section 20. Meanwhile, Captain Rachel Dalton (Rhona Mitra) has replaced the late Captain Eleanor Grant, Scott is sent to rescue a British diplomat and junior attache kidnapped by militants loyal to Somali warlord Huseyin Waabri, and billionaire Conrad Knox (Charles Dance) is making plans that spell trouble for the intelligence operatives

21:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 3
The odd couple's trip continues via India, one of Karl Pilkington's least favourite destinations from his previous travels. To get him in the right frame of mind, his companion Warwick Davis introduces him to laughing yoga, before they land roles in a Bollywood movie, watch the sun set over the River Ganges and clown around at the circus, where Karl experiences his first real holiday highlight when he meets conjoined twins.

22:00 Trollied - 10/13, series 2
Julie returns to the Lorraine-free Valco and is noticeably more relaxed after her therapy. However, it only takes a short while with Colin before her new Zen-like approach is thoroughly tested - and soon she is back to her highly strung ways. Gavin is struggling without a full-time manager, so he enlists the help of Leighton, while Kieran worries he is getting old, so he decides to go out with Katie and her student mates.

22:30 Trollied - 11/13, series 2
The death of Gavin's dog hits him so hard, he absentmindedly leaves out a document with details of all the staff wages - which Leighton promptly pins up on the noticeboard. Not everyone is happy with what they see, especially Andy, and although Julie reassures him it will be sorted, Gavin starts to re-evaluate his life. Meanwhile, Kieran and Emma are constantly arguing, while Colin starts ignoring Lisa in the hope of getting her attention.

23:00 Revolution - Pilot
Post-apocalyptic adventure from the makers of Lost and Supernatural, set in a dystopian future 15 years after an unknown phenomenon disabled electricity and all devices powered by it. The drama follows members of one family who unite with a rogue band of survivors and set out on a mission to overthrow the militia, while exploring the mystery of why the power failed and whether it will ever return.

00:00 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: Butlin Twins
The actor and presenter meets the Butlin twins, leading cage fighters in Britain, as he continues his journey to meet the country's notorious hard men.

01:40 Border Invasion USA - 1/5, series 1
Following the work of Arizona's police who patrol the US-Mexico border as they deal with drug gangs and people smugglers.

02:30 Cop Squad - 5/10, series 1
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

03:20 Road Wars - 19/20, series 6
The team from the Proactive Elite Unit investigates Russian scam artists, a dangerous road user and a man riding a mini-motorbike.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 2/15, series 2
Jon Tickle, Richard Hammond and Charlotte Hudson join forces to discover the effects of certain noise frequencies, the devastating power of a napalm attack, and whether it is possible to serve wine while being given electric shocks.

05:00 A League of Their Own - 8/12, series 1
Comedian Bob Mortimer and diver Tom Daley join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff for the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

05:30 A League of Their Own - 9/12, series 1
TV presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Ardal O'Hanlon join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff on the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden, with regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson.

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BBC1 South East

08:15 Heir Hunters - Boyne/Pridmore
The probate detectives examine the case of Ronald Boyne, who died in 2010, and search for heirs to the estate of Eleanor Pridmore, uncovering news of a tragic accident.

09:00 Homes Under the Hammer - 21/80, series 16
Developers Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts explore a house in Stoke-on-Trent, a three-bedroom mid-terraced home in Swanscombe, Kent, and a commercial property in Mid Glamorgan. They also talk to the buyers about their plans for the buildings.

10:00 Countryside 999 - 10/15, series 1
The Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter team joins forces with other emergency services to respond to a serious accident on a remote country road. Meanwhile, police patrol the town of Dumfries on one of the busiest nights of the year and a rural accident and emergency department deals with pre-Christmas casualties.

10:45 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - Electricity Bill
Dominic Littlewood tries to help a woman who was issued with a £2,000 electricity bill following a huge power surge and is now at risk of being disconnected by her energy supplier.

11:15 Bargain Hunt - Newark 9
Tim Wonnacott and the team attend the Newark Antique and Collectors' Fair, the largest of its kind in Europe. While there, Philip Serrell and Anita Manning assist two teams of competitive shoppers as they search for the best buys, but the discovery of the day is made by the presenter himself, who finds a valuable collection just as the stalls are closing for the evening.

12:00 BBC News; Weather

12:30 Regional News and Weather

12:45 Doctors - Revelations
A hard-partying student is found asleep in the campus surgery, and Howard receives a surprise when he tries to return her to the safety of halls. Meanwhile, Al is taken in for questioning by Rob to determine whether he is Jas's mystery stalker. Medical drama, starring Ian Kelsey, Chris Walker and Ian Midlane.

13:15 Perfection - 2, series 4
Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants can win a rolling jackpot that starts at £1,000, but only by achieving perfection. If they fail in their bid, the money is carried over to create a bigger cash prize in the following game.

14:00 Escape to the Country - Lanarkshire
Nicki Chapman helps a couple with a £400,000 budget move from Southampton to Lanarkshire in search of a better work-life balance. She also learns about the Eriskay pony while in the Scottish county, hearing of the efforts to ensure its survival in the Western Isles.

14:45 Wanted Down Under - Watt Family
After a move to Malta failed to work out, the Watts have serious doubts about uprooting their lives once more. Nicki Chapman helps them with their decision and gives them the chance to sample life in Brisbane, Australia. For one family member, it is a chance to make a lifelong dream come true, but at the cost of leaving behind the home their partner loves.

15:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - Mark F v Mark S Showdown
Mark Franks and Mark Stacey hunt for collectibles at four different events in the final challenge, and take part in a Showdown Auction that will determine which of them is named the week's champion.

16:15 Pointless - 16/70, series 6
Quiz show in which five pairs of contestants have to score the fewest points possible by giving the least obvious correct answers to questions posed to 100 people before the show. At the end of each round, the team with the most points is eliminated until the final two pairs battle for a cash prize..

17:00 BBC News

17:30 Weather

17:30 South East Today

18:00 The One Show
The final show of the week, featuring the usual mix of celebrity guests and stories about people in extraordinary circumstances.

18:30 BBC News; Regional News

18:30 Nigel Slater's Dish of the Day - Every Last Bit
The food writer turns the contents of his weekly shop into seven more meals, showing how to make ingredients go further - from getting the most out of a cut of ribs to using every last vegetable peeling. Dishes include butternut squash soup with crisps, rib ragout and cherry chocolate iced rice.

19:00 EastEnders - 4697
Needing to raise money quickly to keep Shirley happy, Phil puts pressure on Max to sell more cars and arranges a dodgy deal over the phone. But will he be able to meet his ex's demands? Meanwhile, Dexter is forced to work, meaning he will have to give up his place on the camping trip, and Lauren is desperate to find a way to help Abi achieve her dreams.

19:30 Celebrity MasterChef - 12/18, series 8
The three remaining contestants battle for two places in the final eight in a challenge to come up with a faultless two-course meal. Reigning Celebrity MasterChef champion Emma Kennedy, previous winner Phil Vickery (2011) and former finalist Andi Peters (2009) return to help Gregg Wallace and John Torode judge their efforts.

20:00 Big School - 2/6, series 1
It's talent show time at Greybridge School, with the staff providing the acts while the pupils pull off their best Simon Cowell impressions. Mr Church is reluctant to enter until Miss Postern suggests a duet with her, although artistic differences look set to ruin their chances. PE teacher Mr Gunn seems favourite to win with his Keith Lemon impersonation - before some unexpected late entries throw the competition wide open. Classroom comedy, starring David Walliams, Catherine Tate, Philip Glenister and Frances de la Tour.

20:30 Mrs Brown's Boys - Mammy's Inflation
Cathy goes to extreme lengths to impress her psychologist boyfriend, much to Agnes's disgust, while Rory locates the perfect apartment for him and Dino - the problem is, it's in Kilbride, meaning he'll have to learn to drive. Mark prepares to emigrate to Australia. Hit comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll as the foul-mouthed mother-of-six.

21:00 BBC News

21:25 National Lottery Update

21:25 Regional News and Weather

21:35 Would I Lie to You? - 6/9, series 6
Comedian Bob Mortimer and former Holby City actress Patsy Kensit join team captain Lee Mack, while comedy actor Greg Davies and Pointless co-host Richard Osman are enlisted by his counterpart David Mitchell. Rob Brydon oversees proceedings as the two sides engage in a battle of wits to determine which of them can most successfully stretch the truth about their own lives.

22:05 Pramface - Grumpy and Target Boy
Danielle invites Laura to a university ball, but fellow student and new acquaintance Francesca is determined to come between the friends. Meanwhile, Mike fears Jamie may be suicidal when work and school troubles leave him feeling depressed, and Keith suspects Sandra of having an affair.

22:40 Derailed Film (2005)
Two married strangers arrange on impulse to meet at a hotel, but an opportunistic thief interrupts their illicit liaison and blackmails them in exchange for his silence. Unwilling to go to the police for fear that their affair will be revealed, the couple are forced to take matters into their own hands. Thriller, starring Jennifer Aniston, Clive Owen, Vincent Cassel and Addison Timlin.

00:20 Weatherview

00:25 BBC News
The latest national and international stories as they break.

BBC2 South East

06:10 Countryside 999 - 9/15, series 1
A Lockerbie team rushes to a rural village to treat a woman who is struggling to breathe. Meanwhile, traffic cops and paramedics work together after three cars collide on a motorway between England and Scotland, and the Royal Navy Search and Rescue helicopter crew negotiates 100ft trees and a giant mast to help an injured lumberjack in a remote woodland.

06:55 Don't Get Done, Get Dom - 9/20, series 7
Dominic Littlewood helps a couple whose caravan is suffering from damp and have been unable to resolve the matter through the dealer - so he takes their case to the manufacturer instead.

07:25 Robbed, Raided, Reunited - 7/15, series 2
Police arrest a burglar after they find his DNA on a cigarette left at the crime scene, and a fisherman tries to find the rightful owner of a box of jewellery he reeled in..

07:55 Formula 1 - Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix - Practice One
Coverage from the 11th round of the season at the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, where the drivers begin their preparations. Spa is one the most famous and historic circuits on the F1 calendar, famous for parts of the track named `Eau Rouge' and `Blanchimont', and the drivers will see these practice sessions as an ideal opportunity to familiarise themselves with the layout. Commentary by Ben Edwards and David Coulthard.

09:35 The Magnificent Showman Film (1964)
The owner of a travelling Wild West show goes on a tour of Europe. Secretly, he hopes to track down the wife of a dead performer, who disappeared 14 years ago and whose daughter he is raising as his own, while the girl aims to follow in her father's footsteps and become a trapeze performer. Drama, starring John Wayne, Rita Hayworth, Claudia Cardinale, John Smith and Lloyd Nolan.

11:50 Formula 1 - Formula 1: Belgian Grand Prix - Practice Two
Coverage from the 11th round of the season at the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, where the drivers continue their preparations. Heavy rain hampered proceedings during last year's second practice session, with standing water on the track restricting the drivers to less than half a dozen laps, but in the opening practice session before it rained, Kamui Kobayashi set the fastest time and completed the highest number of laps. Commentary by Ben Edwards and David Coulthard.

13:35 Coast - The Hidden History of Harbours
In an edition devoted to Britain's harbours, Nicholas Crane visits Newlyn, Cornwall, where in 1854, a fishing boat set sail on the 12,000-mile journey to Melbourne, Australia. Dick Strawbridge explores the building of airships in Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria, in the early 1900s, while Tessa Dunlop travels to Portsmouth to investigate the history of body art. Ruth Goodman hears how Birkenhead's harbour led to the opening of the world's first municipal park and there is a look at naval warfare re-enactments by Scarborough council staff.

14:15 Great Barrier Reef - Reef and Beyond
Monty Halls reveals how the Great Barrier Reef is vitally linked to the rest of the planet in many ways. Creatures travel thousands of miles to visit, from tiger sharks, great whales and seabirds to the largest green-turtle gathering on Earth and rarely seen alien-like creatures, such as the tentacled nautilus. The reef is also affected by weather systems travelling from across the Pacific, including cyclones that bring destruction and chaos to the coral and the creatures that live on it. Last in the series.

15:15 Journeys from the Centre of the Earth - Water
the influence of water on human civilisation, revealing how the most successful ancient societies learned the best ways of exploiting it. He also points out that it can often prove deadly, as demonstrated by the flooding of Stone Age hunting grounds and the fall of the Roman Empire.

16:15 Antiques Roadshow - Vintage Antiques Roadshow: RHS Wisley 1
Michael Aspel and the team evaluate decorative objects and rarities from the Royal Horticultural Society gardens at Wisley, Surrey. Among the treasures are letters written by Lewis Carroll and a valuable carriage clock rescued from a skip.

17:00 Eggheads
Quiz, hosted by Jeremy Vine, in which the winners of famous game shows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers hoping to win a cash prize.

17:30 Flog It! Trade Secrets - Empire & Commonwealth
The team gives advice on items connected to the British Empire, while experts Charlie Ross and Adam Partridge head to Lord's Cricket Ground to investigate the game's imperial past. There is a catch up with one Flog It! visitor whose unidentified tribal artefacts turned out to have global appeal and Paul Martin visits HMS Victory in Portsmouth.

18:30 Great British Railway Journeys - Port Talbot to Milford Haven
Michael Portillo ends his journey through the west of England and south Wales by exploring the Victorian railway legacy left by the steel works at Port Talbot. He then follows the trail of 19th-century waterfall hunters in Neath, and reveals Milford Haven's whaling past.

19:00 Mastermind - 3/31, series 11
John Humphrys invites four more contestants to take their place in the black chair. Their specialist subjects are the feature films of Peter Sellers, orchids, the life and music of Paul Robeson and golf's Open Championship from 1960 to 2012, before they each have two minutes to demonstrate their general knowledge.

19:30 Gardeners' World - 20
At Longmeadow, Monty Don makes a start on cutting his hedges and shows how to take cuttings from his newly acquired penstemons. Plus, Carol Klein heads to an 18th-century walled garden in the Scottish Borders that is home to Michael Wickenden's huge collection of rare and unusual plants from around the world.

20:00 The Burrowers: Animals Underground - 2/3, series 1
It's now spring in the burrows and the young animals are having to grow up fast, with the seven orphaned badgers learning to communicate with one another, the rabbits taking their first steps outside and the water voles going for their first swim. Chris Packham also explores the life of the mole, revealing its survival techniques, its method of burrowing and the food it eats, while the team unveils the excavated abandoned wild rabbit warren.

21:00 The Trip - The Yorke Arms
Steve and Rob visit the world-famous Malham limestone pavement and eat at the Yorke Arms, as they continue their culinary tour of the north of England, reviewing restaurants for a Sunday newspaper. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.

21:30 Weather

21:30 Newsnight
Analysis of the day's events.

22:05 Kidulthood Film (2005)
West London teenagers face difficult choices that could affect the rest of their lives, as they struggle to deal with the effects of gun crime, drugs and bullying in their impoverished neighbourhood. Drama, written by

23:30 David Starkey's Music & Monarchy - Revolutions
The historian examines the 17th century, when religious conflict threatened both the future of the monarchy and the tradition of British music itself. He reveals that royalty presided over a series of musical breakthroughs in the midst of this upheaval - including the first chamber concerts and proto-operas, as well as the creation of the baroque orchestra. The programme features performances by Westminster Abbey choir, the Band of the Life Guards and the Academy of Ancient Music.

00:30 This Is BBC Two
Preview of upcoming programmes from BBC Two.

BBC3

18:00 Doctor Who - The Angels Take Manhattan
New York's statues come to life, and with Rory in grave danger, the Doctor and Amy face a race against time to locate him. Luckily, an old friend has come up with a novel way to guide them. Alex Kingston returns as River Song in Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill's final adventure. (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves).

18:45 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel - Cutdown
A bitesize edition of the show featuring gaffes from some of Hollywood's biggest blockbusters, including continuity errors, historical inaccuracies, crew appearing on camera and other production faux pas. Films include Up in the Air, St Trinians and Memento.

19:00 Reading 2013 - Frank Turner & Bastille @ Reading
Greg James and Jen Long get BBC Three's coverage of the annual music festival underway with folk-punk singer-songwriter Frank Turner's performance on the Main Stage, and footage from London-based rock quartet Bastille's set on the Radio 1/NME Stage. The pair also introduce musical highlights from throughout the first day.

20:00 Reading 2013 - Green Day @ Reading
Leeds and Reading favourites Green Day return to the Main Stage as Greg James and Jen Long present coverage of the Californian rock trio's headlining set, which looks set to bring the festival's first day to a dramatic close.

22:30 Family Guy - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Lois is not looking forward to her birthday, so she decides to turn her life around by adopting a different, younger lifestyle, growing her hair and having a makeover on a shopping trip. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a turtle at the park and adopts him as a new pet.

22:55 Family Guy - Halloween on Spooner Street
Halloween arrives, and Peter joins forces with Joe to play a series of painful pranks on his friends and neighbours. Meanwhile, Brian teaches Stewie the basics of trick-or-treating, and Meg has high hopes for her first festively themed high-school party.

23:15 American Dad! - Every Which Way But Lose
Steve tries to make Stan proud of him by joining a junior football team, but ends up being dropped from the squad by his father. He enlists Roger's help to exact his revenge and recruits a team of misfits to spoil his dad's perfect season.

23:35 EastEnders - 4697
Needing to raise money quickly to keep Shirley happy, Phil puts pressure on Max to sell more cars and arranges a dodgy deal over the phone. But will he be able to meet his ex's demands? Meanwhile, Dexter is forced to work, meaning he will have to give up his place on the camping trip, and Lauren is desperate to find a way to help Abi achieve her dreams.

00:05 Sweat the Small Stuff - 6/10, series 1
Nick Grimshaw hosts this panel show that makes a big deal about life's little things, with team captains Melvin O'Doom and Rickie Haywood-Williams.

00:35 Boom Town - 2/6, series 1
Ladies' man Jonny Nash sets his sights on becoming a male escort and pole dancer, Kev the witch buys a new car, and rapper Cream has got a job cleaning his mother's house. Meanwhile, Alan the care-home worker gives his elderly residents an exercise class, stripper Louis tries to rent a room in a shared house and fashion designer Stella has an appointment with a magazine editor.

01:05 Live at the Electric - 8/8, series 2
Russell Kane hosts the comedy show and recounts what happened when he took his mother to a nightclub. Plus, Daveutio shows off his new chariot in The Only Way Is Shakespeare and Marcel Lucont explains the beauty of the French language. Last in the series.

01:35 Shoplife - 4/6, series 1
Confectionery shop assistant Tom decides to put on his musical ASCO: A Tale of Two Supermarkets, but it does not run smoothly. Abbie sees no sign of a promotion at the boutique and looks for other opportunities in the Metrocentre, however, she must pass her driving test before she can get a job at a car showroom. Meanwhile, doughnut-shop worker Jon asks for more hours as he is struggling financially.

02:35 Great Movie Mistakes - Great Movie Mistakes III: Not in 3D
footage of the most memorable mishaps that were spotted in films last year, including Oscar-nominated masterpieces and box-office flops, and shares his views on the clips. The programme features continuity mistakes, terrible anachronisms, physical blunders, factual errors and members of the crew sneaking into shot.

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BBC4

18:00 World News Today
The day's leading stories.

18:30 Proms on Four: Friday Night at the Proms - Nigel Kennedy
A performance by renowned strings musician Nigel Kennedy, who returns to the Proms to deliver his distinctive version of Vivaldi's Four Seasons, a work he recorded to much acclaim in 1989. Accompanied by the Palestine Strings from Edward Said's Music Conservatory, along with members of his own Orchestra for Life, the musician works his way through Vivaldi's concertos, linking each with improvised movements for audiences at London's Royal Albert Hall.

20:00 How to be a World Music Star: Buena Vista, Bhundu Boys and Beyond
An insight into how the British public's hunger for new, exciting music in the 1980s gave rise to what eventually came to be called world music, a genre previously defined merely as an exotic curiosity rather than an alternative to mainstream tunes. Producers and broadcasters including Andy Kershaw, Joe Boyd and Nick Gold reveal how audiences developed an ear for melodies from beyond Britain's shores, including the works of le Mystere des Voix Bulgares, Salif Keita, Youssou N'Dour, Baaba Maal, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and Buena Vista Social Club.

21:30 A to Z of World Music
An alphabetical showcase highlighting the world's rich and diverse range of musical talent. Performances from as far afield as Africa, Uzbekistan and India give viewers a chance to experience the melodies of a wide selection of cultures, and instrumental exhibitions introduce the distinctive strains of Finnish accordianist Kimmo Pohjonen and the rhythms of Japan's Yamato Drummers.

23:00 Quadrophenia - Can You See the Real Me?
Guitarist Pete Townshend revisits his former haunts in Shepherd's Bush and Battersea, London, to reflect on the Who's sixth studio album Quadrophenia, released in 1973. He recalls how the record was nearly abandoned due to financial problems, a culture of drink and drugs, and a studio that was under construction. Featuring contributions by fellow band member Roger Daltrey, manager Bill Curbishley and record producer Ron Nevison.

00:10 The Who at the Electric Proms
The legendary group perform classic tracks including My Generation, Baba O'Riley and Pinball Wizard for the BBC's 2006 Electric Proms finale at the famous Roundhouse in north London. Including material from the band's mini-opera Wire and Glass.

01:00 How to be a World Music Star: Buena Vista, Bhundu Boys and Beyond
An insight into how the British public's hunger for new, exciting music in the 1980s gave rise to what eventually came to be called world music, a genre previously defined merely as an exotic curiosity rather than an alternative to mainstream tunes. Producers and broadcasters including Andy Kershaw, Joe Boyd and Nick Gold reveal how audiences developed an ear for melodies from beyond Britain's shores, including the works of le Mystere des Voix Bulgares, Salif Keita, Youssou N'Dour, Baaba Maal, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and Buena Vista Social Club.

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Channel 4

06:00 Hugh's 3 Good Things - Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall prepares a mouth-watering dish using the unlikely trio of almonds, chickpeas and squid.

06:10 According to Jim - Physical Therapy
Andy is injured while playing snow football with Jim and tries to make it look like a freak accident because Mandy had warned him not to play the game. American sitcom, starring James Belushi.

06:35 Will & Grace - Kiss and Tell
Part two of two. Will has doubts about his new job when he finds himself in an empty office. Meanwhile, Jack and Karen are given the chance to present a gay talk show. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) and Eric Stoltz (Caprica).

07:00 Frasier - Flour Child
Niles tries to prepare himself for the demands of fatherhood - but soon realises that carrying a 10lb bag of flour around the city streets is no substitute for a real baby. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Kelsey Grammer.

07:30 Frasier - Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye
Niles and Frasier attend the closing of Martin's favourite bar, but are shocked to discover it is being demolished by a company they have invested in. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Let's Fix Robert
Marie, Amy and Stefania persuade Judy to sit down with them and make a list of all Robert's faults.

08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Say Uncle
Ray is dismayed to learn his children would rather spend time with their uncle Robert than with him, and vows to become a better father. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett.

09:00 The Big Bang Theory - Pilot
Pilot episode of the comedy about high-achieving scientists and their friendship with a down-to-earth neighbour. When aspiring actress Penny moves into Leonard's apartment block, he is immediately smitten, but Sheldon warns him that he runs the risk of a broken heart if he tries to woo her.

09:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Big Bran Hypothesis
Sheldon helps Leonard drop off a parcel for Penny, but when he sees how messy her room is, he tries to do a good deed - which is not well received.

10:00 Hollywood Me - 3/3, series 2
Interior designer Martyn Lawrence Bullard visits Arundel in East Sussex, where he meets 35-year-old trainee nurse Vicki Finch, who decided to dedicate her life to caring for others after recovering from chronic kidney failure. Martyn arranges for Vicki to fly to Los Angeles for a makeover overseen by Jackie Collins, and while she is away, sets to work secretly redecorating her home, taking Brighton's Royal Pavilion as his inspiration. Last in the series.

11:00 Channel 4 News Summary
Includes news headlines and weather.

11:05 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Dorset v Seville
A couple who are struggling to decide where they should relocate receive guidance. Graziella Clarke spent a year in Seville, Spain, during her time as a student, and would love to return to the city. However, her husband Robert is not so sure, and instead proposes a move to Dorset.

12:05 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - 22/40, series 1
Jamie Oliver demonstrates his own brand of fast food, revealing how to prepare lamb tagine, pan-fried aubergine and cumin crunch as well as crispy polenta chicken Caesar salad, each within the space of 15 minutes.

12:35 Channel 4 Racing

12:55 Channel 4 Racing
The third day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Nunthorpe Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

13:30 Channel 4 Racing
The third day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Nunthorpe Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

14:05 Channel 4 Racing
The third day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Nunthorpe Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

14:40 Channel 4 Racing
The third day of the Ebor Festival at York, where the feature race of the day is the Nunthorpe Stakes. Plus, coverage of other races With commentary by Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham and Tanya Stevenson, and reports from Emma Spencer.

15:00 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the values of mystery boxes containing as much as £250,000.

16:00 Come Dine with Me
Make-up enthusiast Matthew Richmond-King competes against houseproud Kate Beesley, musician Simon Holdgate and dog-sitter Jane Bunting, as the dinner-party challenge heads to south-east Essex. The week features lessons in table manners, tales of rock 'n' roll and a head-dress made from a piece of fruit.

17:00 The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XI
Angry dolphins attack Springfield on Halloween, while Homer dies and has to perform one good deed before he can get into Heaven. Bart and Lisa meet characters from fairy tales.

17:30 Hollyoaks - 3675
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:00 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.

18:55 4thought.tv
Francesca Polini and her husband Rick Vlemmicks talk about why they chose to adopt two children from Mexico.

19:00 Four Rooms - 12/8, series 4
A glove worn by boxer Rocky Marciano, hats owned by Michael Jackson, a clock that used to be Elton John's, and a T-shirt worn by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2: Judgment Day are among the items offered to David Sonnenthal, Peter Ratcliffe, Tamara Beckwith and Raj Bisram, as members of the public try to strike deals for potentially life-changing sums of money..

20:00 Peter Kay Live at the Top of the Tower
The comedian returns to his roots with a performance featuring classic routines and characters recorded in Blackpool Tower's Circus Arena in 2000. Kay delivers a string of observations about his childhood in Bolton, his school days and the preparations involved in getting ready for a holiday.

21:20 Peter Kay - In Conversation
Last year Peter Kay entered the Guinness Book of Records when his UK tour broke the record for the number of tickets sold for a stand-up comedy show. In this interview, broadcaster Danny Baker chats to the comedian about his personal and professional life, with Kay revealing the creative process behind his work and offering an insight into his TV shows and live gigs.

22:25 Rude Tube - Rude'lympics
Alex Zane continues his exploration of popular online videos with the inaugural `Rude'lympics' - 50 memorable examples of sporting success and failure. Featuring the Tenerife pool towel dash, a shopping centre Base jump and the world record for a dog licking a man's face.

23:25 Random Acts
A short animated fantasy detailing how logging and deforestation disturbs creatures slumbering deep within the earth, some of which are only remembered in folklore.

23:30 The Last Leg - 4/8, series 3
Host Adam Hills is joined by Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker and this week's guest, TV presenter Gabby Logan, for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The show features live studio challenges and recorded segments each week, including Alex's quest to participate in the Rio Paralympics in 2016.

00:15 I'm Spazticus - 2/5, series 2
Members of the public are entertained by blind street magician Blindymo, while unsuspecting guests on new TV show Dine at Mine are shocked when their amputee host stirs up trouble with a custom-made arm whisk, and there are a few surprises in store when they nose around her bedroom. Elsewhere, a dwarf acts like a baby and there's more from the talking guide dog.

00:40 New Girl - Bachelorette Party
Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party, while Nick and Winston decide to spend some time with groom-to-be Shivrang. Schmidt becomes annoyed when he discovers he has not been given a `plus one' invitation to the wedding, and decides to prove he is perfectly capable of securing a date in time for the big day. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel.

01:00 The Mindy Project - Triathlon
Danny's ex-wife Christina () returns seeking a reconciliation after she reads a letter he never intended her to see. Meanwhile, Mindy suffers a crisis of faith after Casey reveals he always imagined he would end up with a Christian, and her colleagues take part in a triathlon. Comedy, starring Mindy Kaling.

01:25 The Ricky Gervais Show - The Year
The trio discuss Stephen Merchant's embarrassment when buying condoms, and Karl Pilkington talks about the insect world. He also offers his thoughts on cutting avocados, dating twins and visiting his parents. Animated comedy based on the popular podcasts. Last in the series.

01:55 St Elsewhere - Resurrection
St Eligius is saved from the wreckers' ball when it is reopened by the Ecumena Corporation, under the auspices of John Gideon. However, it becomes apparent there is a price to be paid. Meanwhile, Dr Craig is offered the opportunity to design an artificial heart. Medical drama, starring Ronnie Cox and Bonnie Bartlett.

02:45 Three in a Bed - 7/10, series 2
The competition begins at Wriggles Brook in Herefordshire, a traditional gypsy caravan B&B, where the wagons cost up to £80 a night, but the compost toilet is not to everyone's liking. The group then heads to Swallowfield in Coventry, at which the host prides herself on cleanliness, before finishing at the Leyland Country House in the New Forest, marketed as being highly luxurious.

03:40 Deal or No Deal
Noel Edmonds hosts the high-stakes game show, which sees contestants trying to hold their nerve in the hope of walking away with £250,000 - instead of going home with nothing more than a penny.

04:35 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard
The patissier demonstrates recipes and welcomes guests to his home to offer constructive criticism on their baked creations.

Channel 5

06:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom - Dolly Plum
Ben, Holly and Gaston the Ladybird find a large egg in the meadow.

06:20 The Mr Men Show - Cars
Mr Lazy becomes known as the best worker at Mr Noisy's Grill, and Little Miss Daredevil takes her new car for a spin.

06:35 Thomas & Friends - Flash Bang Wallop!
A photographer arrives on Sodor to take pictures of the engines for a book.

06:45 Noddy in Toyland - Woosh Comes to Stay
Whiz is excited because his old friend Whoosh is coming to visit.

07:00 Fifi and the Flowertots - Buttercup Bad Wolf
The twins play Three Little Pigs, and Buttercup scares Daisy.

07:15 Peppa Pig - Mummy Rabbit's Bump
Everyone is excited to learn that Mummy Rabbit is pregnant.

07:25 Peppa Pig - Pedro the Cowboy
Pedro Pony pretends to be a cowboy and tells stories in a camp he has set up in the garden.

07:35 Roary the Racing Car - Drifter's Last Day
Roary worries that Drifter is to be taken to the scrapheap.

07:50 Bananas in Pyjamas - Cuddlestown's Big Thing
The people of Cuddlestown decide they need to attact more visitors to their home, and come up with a plan to build a huge statue that will attract the attention of tourists.

08:00 Tickety Toc - Stickety Time
Tommy and Tallulah borrow McCoggins' stickety machine to help find Pufferty's lost ball. Children's animation about twins who live in a clock.

08:15 The Wright Stuff
Matthew Wright and the panel debate the day's issues before opening the discussion to the studio audience and inviting viewers to call in or text their opinions.

10:10 Celebrity Big Brother - Celebrity Big Brother: Live Launch
So the normal series is over for another year and Big Brother has had a few days to rest. Now the fun begins again as Emma Willis invites a fresh group of famous faces to move in together and have their every word and move recorded for the enjoyment of the viewing public. The series promises plenty of twists, turns and tough tasks to keep the celebrities on their toes as they compete to follow in the footsteps of last year's winner Rylan Clark.

12:10 5 News Lunchtime
The day's headlines from around the world.

12:15 Animal A&E - Running Away with the Circus
Andrea Hayes follows ISPCA inspectors as they are called out to visit a stallion housed in poor conditions. Pete Wedderburn discovers why new restrictions are spoiling the fun for dogs and their owners at Killiney Beach, and Cork vet Pat O'Doherty faces the difficult task of fitting an identification chip to a large bird of prey.

12:45 Neighbours - 6695
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

13:15 The Mentalist - Red Alert
Lisbon and Rigsby travel to Crane Creek, where they examine the murder of a film-maker who has been shot at close range. The local police identify a man who was accused of killing his wife two years previously as the main suspect, but when the agents close in, he takes the employees and customers at City Hall hostage, including Jane, who was settling a parking fine at the time. Crime drama, starring Robin Tunney and Simon Baker.

14:15 Concrete Canyons Film (2010)
A wilderness tracker travels to Chicago when he learns his son is a murder suspect and has gone missing. He joins forces with the homicide detective handling the case, intending to use his skills to both find his son and identify the real killer. Mystery, starring Scott Patterson, Polly Shannon and Emilie Ullerup. Edited for violence and language.

16:00 5 News at 5
The day's headlines from around the world.

16:30 Neighbours - 6695
Long-running Australian soap charting the lives and loves of the residents of Ramsay Street.

17:00 Animal A&E - Running Away with the Circus
Andrea Hayes follows ISPCA inspectors as they are called out to visit a stallion housed in poor conditions. Pete Wedderburn discovers why new restrictions are spoiling the fun for dogs and their owners at Killiney Beach, and Cork vet Pat O'Doherty faces the difficult task of fitting an identification chip to a large bird of prey.

18:00 Cricket: The Ashes - England v Australia: Fifth Test Day Three
England v Australia. Action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. England secured the Ashes with an 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record at this venue since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India. Commentary by Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott and Simon Hughes.

19:00 Paul Merton's Adventures - Paul Merton: World's Biggest Cruise Ship: On a Cruise
The comedian turns travel presenter in a range of globetrotting enterprises to learn about some of the most fascinating places on Earth - and meets a few lively characters along the way. He begins by boarding a luxury ocean liner for a cruise of the Caribbean, during which he joins up with the Jamaican dog-sled team, gets lost on a reef in Mexico and has a run-in with a tiger.

20:00 Celebrity Big Brother - Celebrity Big Brother: The Big Twist - Live
The celebrities have been living together for 24 hours, but just as they're getting used to the constant surveillance, shared bedrooms and Big Brother rules, Emma Willis goes live to the house and reveals a surprise or two. How will they react, and which of them will benefit from the twist?

21:30 Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side - 2, series 5
The CBB companion show, featuring reaction to tonight's twist, celebrity guests' thoughts on the latest developments and behind-the-scenes insights.

22:30 Celebrity Big Brother - Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the House
All the action from the star-studded compound as the housemates react to tonight's twist - certain to be the first of many handed out by Big Brother over the next few weeks.

02:55 Motorsport Mundial
Motorsport news from around the world, focusing on everything from touring car races to single-seater events.

03:20 Divine Designs - Battle of the Titans
Paul Binski visits Liverpool's two highly unusual cathedrals, which lie at either end of Hope Street. Despite having been built within 60 years of each other they represent starkly contrasting styles, the Anglican edifice being a vast tribute to neo-Gothic design and its Catholic counterpart a typical example of 1960s modernism.

03:45 House Doctor
Ann Maurice helps a newly divorced couple improve the chances of selling their large house in Chester by de-cluttering and removing old furniture.

04:10 Wildlife SOS - 12/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

04:35 Wildlife SOS - 13/14, series 1
The work of volunteers treating sick, injured and orphaned animals at a wildlife sanctuary.

Comedy Central

07:00 Scrubs - My Nah Nah Nah
JD is concerned that Turk is offering false hope to a patient when he carries out an experimental procedure rather than telling him he will never walk again. Meanwhile, the Janitor and Dr Cox face relationship problems that cause Elliot to intervene. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

07:30 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead.

08:00 Friends - The One with Monica's Thunder
An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer.

08:30 Rules of Engagement - Free Free Time
Jeff reluctantly attends a video-game launch party when Audrey invites her friends round, and Timmy is amused to discover Russell is the inspiration for the title. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

09:00 Two and a Half Men - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Charlie has doubts about his feelings for Chelsea when he learns Mia has arrived back in town and Alan tries to write a screenplay. Later, the gang rushes Judith to hospital when she goes into labour.

09:30 Two and a Half Men - 818-jklpuzo
Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancee Mia launch her music career, but he struggles with his feelings for her, while Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.

10:00 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part One
Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck.

10:30 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead.

11:00 Friends - The One with Monica's Thunder
An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer.

11:30 Rules of Engagement - Free Free Time
Jeff reluctantly attends a video-game launch party when Audrey invites her friends round, and Timmy is amused to discover Russell is the inspiration for the title. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

12:00 Two and a Half Men - One Nut Johnson
Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head.

12:30 Two and a Half Men - Give Santa a Tail-hole
Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits.

13:00 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead.

13:30 Friends - The One with Monica's Thunder
An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer.

14:00 Rules of Engagement - Free Free Time
Jeff reluctantly attends a video-game launch party when Audrey invites her friends round, and Timmy is amused to discover Russell is the inspiration for the title. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

14:30 Two and a Half Men - One Nut Johnson
Walden feels that being a billionaire clouds his interaction with the ladies, so he pretends to be an ordinary guy and immediately finds success with saleswoman Kate. Alan goes along with the masquerade, pretending to be rich, but the power goes to his head.

15:00 Two and a Half Men - Give Santa a Tail-hole
Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits.

15:30 Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own.

16:00 Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth to a girl after enduring 21 hours in labour - and she and Ross have to face up to their feelings for each other.

16:30 Friends - The One Where No-one Proposes
Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard.

17:00 Two and a Half Men - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Charlie has doubts about his feelings for Chelsea when he learns Mia has arrived back in town and Alan tries to write a screenplay. Later, the gang rushes Judith to hospital when she goes into labour.

17:30 Two and a Half Men - 818-jklpuzo
Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancee Mia launch her music career, but he struggles with his feelings for her, while Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.

18:00 Rules of Engagement - Free Free Time
Jeff reluctantly attends a video-game launch party when Audrey invites her friends round, and Timmy is amused to discover Russell is the inspiration for the title. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price.

18:30 Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own.

19:00 Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth to a girl after enduring 21 hours in labour - and she and Ross have to face up to their feelings for each other.

19:30 Friends - The One Where No-one Proposes
Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard.

20:00 Live at the Apollo - 6/6, series 8
Inbetweeners star Greg Davies plays host for another session of stand-up at Hammersmith Apollo in London, warming up the audience before comedy circuit regulars Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans take the mic.

21:00 Big Bad World - 1/8, series 1
Sitcom about a graduate who returns to his home town to discover the real world is not all he had hoped for. Starring Blake Harrison (The Inbetweeners).

21:30 Jack Whitehall Live
A performance by the comedian at the Hudson Theatre, New York. Whitehall shows off his self-defence moves, before talking about his mum and what he loves about American TV.

22:00 The Jeff Dunham Show - 1/7, series 1
Sketch show starring the vetriloquist. Walter and Jeff visit a licensed psychologist, while Achmed stars in a stand-up comedy DVD.

22:30 Seann Walsh World - 6/13, series 1
The comedian and actor introduces a selection of weird and wonderful viral clips alongside original stand-up material and sketches.

23:00 South Park - Dances with Smurfs
Cartman launches a campaign against Student Body President Wendy Testaburger when he takes over the morning school announcements.

23:30 South Park - Pee
Disaster strikes when a trip to a waterpark results in a race for survival.

00:00 Anger Management - Charlie and the Hot Nerd
Charlie receives a visit from his new date's jealous ex-boyfriend, while Lacey's first sales call in her new job does not quite go to plan. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen.

00:30 Whitney - Lost in Transition
The photographer finds it difficult to hold back her excitement when she gets the opportunity to reconnect with her half-sister Danielle, who has some important news. Comedy, created by and starring Whitney Cummings.

01:00 Friends - The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead.

01:30 Two and a Half Men - Give Santa a Tail-hole
Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits.

01:55 The King of Queens - Rayny Day
Doug and his new friend Ray set out to play golf, but the day does not quite go to plan. Carrie gets a lesson in housekeeping - without lifting a finger. Comedy with Kevin James, featuring guest appearances by Everybody Loves Raymond stars Ray Romano and Doris Roberts.

02:20 The King of Queens - Train Wreck
Arthur buys his headstone in advance, and Doug is disappointed that he cannot make Carrie jealous by flirting with the beautiful new trainee. Comedy, starring Kevin James.

02:45 Frasier - Door Jam
The brothers visit a luxury spa, where they are astonished to discover they are not enjoying the highest level of service and try to sneak into an area reserved exclusively for its most valued members. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

03:10 Everybody Loves Raymond - Tasteless Frank
Frank puts salt on Marie's home-made lasagne, causing her to think she is turning into a terrible cook, but Ray and Robert discover their father has lost his sense of taste - apparently because of a potency medication he is taking. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle, Doris Roberts, Ray Romano and Brad Garrett.

03:35 Everybody Loves Raymond - Sister-in-Law
Amy chats non-stop through a basketball game, and Ray responds by suggesting to Robert that she talks too much - a criticism she does not take well. Comedy, starring Monica Horan and Ray Romano.

04:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

Comedy Central Extra

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - The Mentor
A stranger reveals to the Barones that Frank used to be his mentor - much to the bemusement of Ray and Robert, who find it hard to believe their father could ever have inspired anyone. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Peter Boyle and Brad Garrett.

08:30 Scrubs - My Bed Banter and Beyond
JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

09:00 Scrubs - My Heavy Meddle
JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

09:30 Scrubs - My Student
JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Not So Fast
Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano.

10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Angry Sex
Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano.

11:00 Two and a Half Men - It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan suffers a mid-life crisis and attempts some last ditch father-son bonding when Jake begins to show signs of growing up, and Kandi decides to chase her dream of becoming an actor. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones.

12:00 Punk'd - 1/8, series 3
Ashton Kutcher perpetrates more hilarious hoaxes on unsuspecting celebrities. Matthew Perry tries to laugh off a stolen car bust, while rapper Eve is adamant she had nothing to do with knocking over a desk.

12:30 The King of Queens - Package Deal
Doug feels unappreciated at work and aims to get a pay rise by claiming a major courier service want to hire him - but he ends up getting sacked. Meanwhile, Carrie's enthusiasm for tanning lotion proves disastrous star of cult TV series The Incredible Hulk.

13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Not So Fast
Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano.

13:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Angry Sex
Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano.

14:00 Scrubs - My Tuscaloosa Heart
JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley.

14:30 Scrubs - My Old Man
Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars.

15:00 The King of Queens - Separation Anxiety
During the Palmers' separation, Doug and Carrie quarrel about allowing Kelly to go on a date. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini.

15:30 The King of Queens - Departure Time
Doug meets his parents at the airport where they urge him to sign their will - which includes a clause stating that he is responsible for turning off their life support. He is horrified at the thought, but Stephanie is just jealous that her brother is the favourite yet again.

16:00 Everybody Loves Raymond - Not So Fast
Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him. American comedy, starring Ray Romano.

16:30 Everybody Loves Raymond - Angry Sex
Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts and Ray Romano.

17:00 Scrubs - My Way or the Highway
JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is.

17:30 Scrubs - My Sacrificial Clam
JD accidentally scratches himself with a used syringe and fears he may catch hepatitis B, prompting him to avoid his most vulnerable patients.

18:00 Punk'd - 1/8, series 3
Ashton Kutcher perpetrates more hilarious hoaxes on unsuspecting celebrities. Matthew Perry tries to laugh off a stolen car bust, while rapper Eve is adamant she had nothing to do with knocking over a desk.

18:25 Sex and the City - Sex and Another City
The girls have their horizons broadened during a visit to Los Angeles, where a chance encounter leads to an invitation to Hugh Hefner's famous Playboy Mansion. Meanwhile, Charlotte comes to realise that having a few problems in life is more satisfying than fake happiness. Carrie Fisher and Vince Vaughn also guest star.

19:00 Two and a Half Men - My Damn Stalker
Charlie is forced to face his true feelings about Rose when she announces she is moving to London permanently, and Alan embellishes his profile on an online dating service - attracting a like-minded individual.

19:30 Two and a Half Men - I Merely Slept with a Commie
Evelyn returns from the funeral of a friend, upset by the lack of mourners at the service, causing Alan and Charlie to worry about their mother's final send-off. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor.

20:00 The Last Kiss Film (2006)
A 30-year-old husband and expectant father begins to grow uncomfortable with the predictable course his life is taking and allows himself to be tempted by a younger woman. When he turns to his friends for advice, he discovers they are each going through their own personal crises. Comedy drama, starring Zach Braff, Jacinda Barrettt, Tom Wilkinson, Blythe Danner and Rachel Bilson.

22:15 Jackass - 3/8, series 2
Johnny Knoxville gets blasted against a wall by a fire engine hose, Steve-O has his buttocks pierced and the entire cast try out a human slingshot.

22:45 The Daily Show
Guest host John Oliver takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests.

23:15 The Roast of Charlie Sheen
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane hosts a comedy tribute to the eccentric Hollywood star, whose behaviour in the months preceding his high-profile departure from long-running comedy series Two and a Half Men grabbed headlines on both sides of the Atlantic. Featuring appearances by Mike Tyson, Steve-O, William Shatner, Kate Walsh and the late Patrice O'Neal.

00:45 Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Mick Ferry considers the merits of Newcastle, Charlie Baker discusses putting on weight, Jason John Whitehead talks about racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent muses about road rage.

03:00 South Park - Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues the school, and Cartman searches for a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

03:20 MASH - The Korean Surgeon
The arrival of a North Korean surgeon and several casualties at the 4077th causes a rift among the surgical staff. Hot Lips and Frank are determined to denounce them as spies, while BJ and Hawkeye try to pass them off as South Koreans. Comedy, starring Alan Alda and Loretta Swit.

03:45 MASH - Hawkeye, Get Your Gun
Undeterred by 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter visit a Korean hospital to help out, and Klinger tries on a disguise in a bid to obtain his discharge papers.

04:10 Frasier - Roz's Turn
Roz auditions for a position as the host of a radio show. After Frasier mentions to his agent Bebe that he would be sad to see his producer go, she tells the station manager that the psychiatrist will quit if Roz is hired. Comedy, guest starring Harriet Sansom Harris.

04:35 Frasier - The Unnatural
Frederick visits Seattle and asks Frasier to take part in the radio station softball game, leaving him with only two days to learn to play the sport. Meanwhile, Niles becomes jealous of his nephew, who has developed a crush on Daphne.

05:00 Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore.

E4

06:05 Ugly Betty - Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral
The Mode staff all celebrate Thanksgiving in their own special way. Daniel attends a meal with his parents in the hope of seeing Sofia. Wilhelmina tries to cook a turkey for the first time, and Betty is torn between work and home. Salma Hayek and America Ferrera star making a cameo appearance.

06:50 Made in Chelsea - 1/12, series 2
Spencer looks forward to his birthday, and his excitement is boosted by the return of an old friend. Cracks begin to appear in Hugo and Millie's relationship as rumours spread, and Ollie arranges a weekend away for Binky and Cheska to meet his new girlfriend Chloe.

07:45 Scrubs - My Last Words
JD and Turk forgo their traditional steak night to comfort a dying patient, while Dr Maddox begins to show her true colours. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends).

08:15 Rules of Engagement - Missed Connections
Timmy scours the internet in search of a woman who caught his eye in the underground, However, when he locates her, he makes a disappointing discovery. Jeff and Audrey blame each other when a couple in the building snub them, and Adam gives Jen an enormous tin of popcorn for their anniversary.

08:40 90210 - Games People Play
Kelly returns to Beverly Hills and reveals what happened between her and Dylan, while Annie celebrates her 16th birthday and receives a surprising gift from Naomi. Later, the Wilson family dynamic looks set to be disturbed by an unexpected visit from Harry's biological son Sean.

09:40 Ugly Betty - Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral
The Mode staff all celebrate Thanksgiving in their own special way. Daniel attends a meal with his parents in the hope of seeing Sofia. Wilhelmina tries to cook a turkey for the first time, and Betty is torn between work and home. Salma Hayek and America Ferrera star making a cameo appearance.

10:35 Charmed - Witchness Protection
The Avatars enlist Leo to protect the Seer because she has information that could help them destroy a demon group. While under the Whitelighter's protection, she offers the Charmed Ones a deal - she will tell what she knows if they agree to make her human. Darryl and Phoebe continue to investigate Agent Brody - who has a secret to tell Paige that complicates their relationship. Supernatural drama starring Brian Krause.

11:35 Hollyoaks - 3674
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

12:05 How I Met Your Mother - Purple Giraffe
Ted throws a party in an attempt to land a second date with Robin, but she fails to show up - so he resolves to keep arranging more get-togethers until she finally attends one. American comedy, starring Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders.

12:35 How I Met Your Mother - The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Barney decides he needs a little more excitement in his life, so Ted agrees to join him on a trip to Philadelphia. However, their big night out culminates in a brush with the law. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor and Neil Patrick Harris.

13:00 Scrubs - My Cookie Pants
Elliot and JD encounter problems in their new relationship, and Dr Cox considers taking the Chief of Medicine position. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

13:35 Scrubs - My New Role
Dr Cox is overwhelmed by his new role as Chief of Medicine, and reaches out to Dr Kelso for friendship and support. Comedy, starring John C McGinley, Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke.

14:05 Charmed - Witchness Protection
The Avatars enlist Leo to protect the Seer because she has information that could help them destroy a demon group. While under the Whitelighter's protection, she offers the Charmed Ones a deal - she will tell what she knows if they agree to make her human. Darryl and Phoebe continue to investigate Agent Brody - who has a secret to tell Paige that complicates their relationship. Supernatural drama starring Brian Krause.

15:00 Rules of Engagement - The Birthday Deal
Plans are made for Jeff's birthday party celebrations, although Audrey becomes a little too involved. Adam discusses a special present with Jennifer, but she wishes to have one too - leaving Russell puzzled about the nature of the mystery gift.

15:30 Rules of Engagement - The Young and the Restless
Audrey challenges Jeff to procure a woman's phone number - and allows him to go on a night out without his wedding ring. Russell lies about his age to his latest date, while Jennifer is annoyed by Adam. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton, David Spade and Megyn Price.

16:00 How I Met Your Mother - Purple Giraffe
Ted throws a party in an attempt to land a second date with Robin, but she fails to show up - so he resolves to keep arranging more get-togethers until she finally attends one. American comedy, starring Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders.

16:30 How I Met Your Mother - The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Barney decides he needs a little more excitement in his life, so Ted agrees to join him on a trip to Philadelphia. However, their big night out culminates in a brush with the law. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor and Neil Patrick Harris.

17:00 The Big Bang Theory - The Bozeman Reaction
Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, so they work on a state-of-the-art security system in a bid to outwit any future would-be thieves. However, their plans go awry when they ensnare Penny in a net. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons.

17:30 The Big Bang Theory - The Einstein Approximation
Sheldon develops a mental block and has difficulty working on a formula, so in a move inspired by Albert Einstein he gets a job at the Cheesecake Factory diner to try to revive his creativity - and despite Penny's objections, proves surprisingly effective in the role. Guest starring Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons).

18:00 Hollyoaks - 3676
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester.

18:30 How I Met Your Mother - Do I Know You?
Ted realises he knows very little about Stella when he puts peanuts in her dinner, unaware she is allergic to them, and nearly kills her. Meanwhile, Lily helps Barney in his efforts to impress Robin. American sitcom

20:00 The Beach Film (2000)
A backpacker arrives in Bangkok, where a wild-eyed veteran traveller tells him the location of a remote paradise island. When he finally makes it to the golden beaches, he discovers there is already a community in residence. All is not as it seems, however, and the blissful idyll soon turns sour. Danny Boyle's drama, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle, Virginie Ledoyen and Tilda Swinton.

22:20 The Big Bang Theory - The Bozeman Reaction
Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, so they work on a state-of-the-art security system in a bid to outwit any future would-be thieves. However, their plans go awry when they ensnare Penny in a net. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons.

22:50 The Big Bang Theory - The Einstein Approximation
Sheldon develops a mental block and has difficulty working on a formula, so in a move inspired by Albert Einstein he gets a job at the Cheesecake Factory diner to try to revive his creativity - and despite Penny's objections, proves surprisingly effective in the role. Guest starring Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons).

23:20 PhoneShop - Hair Today
The opening of a new shop indicates the high street's fortunes are on the rise, and it seems Jerwayne and Ashley's love lives are on the mend too. Meanwhile, Janine takes it upon herself to give Lance a fabulous makeover, and Christopher appears to have vanished. Comedy, starring Javone Prince and Andrew Brooke.

23:50 The Work Experience - 5/6, series 1
Joanna and Colby have an important interview with an adoption agent and new interns Junior and Sarah join the world of Grade PR, where the agency is putting on an event for cosmetic giant Benefit. Mockumentary set in the cut-throat world of fashion, starring Kate Miles, Sean Power, Diane Morgan and Ryan Sampson.

00:25 Cardinal Burns - 1/6, series 1
A combination of sketches and narrative comedy written and performed by Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns. In this edition, a street artist has a failed attempt at creating a picture, two cab-office workers tell a story involving a tour of Buckingham Palace, and three girls embark on a fashion internship.

00:55 Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy - Tiger with Chlamydia
Noel discovers Andy Warhol is a fake, Tony Reason is visited by an old friend, and the jungle is terrorised by a giant tiger with an STD. A mix of live action and animated comedy, featuring music by Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno.

01:25 Comedy Lab - Kabadasses
An aimless dreamer and his loutish best friend decide to make something of their lives by forming a kabaddi team - only to realise they have no idea how to play the game. In search of guidance, they approach a renowned figure from the local league with an unconventional approach to teaching. Sitcom, starring Shazad Latif, Jack Doolan, Tony Jayawardena and Kulvinder Ghir.

01:55 The Work Experience - 5/6, series 1
Joanna and Colby have an important interview with an adoption agent and new interns Junior and Sarah join the world of Grade PR, where the agency is putting on an event for cosmetic giant Benefit. Mockumentary set in the cut-throat world of fashion, starring Kate Miles, Sean Power, Diane Morgan and Ryan Sampson.

02:20 Cardinal Burns - 1/6, series 1
A combination of sketches and narrative comedy written and performed by Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns. In this edition, a street artist has a failed attempt at creating a picture, two cab-office workers tell a story involving a tour of Buckingham Palace, and three girls embark on a fashion internship.

02:45 Greek - Pledge Allegiance
Casey nearly ruins her first proper date with Max by trying to hide her true personality. Rusty and the pledges stage a coup at the Kappa Tau house, Evan offers Michael a bribe to change an Omega Chi member's grades, and Frannie schemes to steal the role of Pledge Educator from Casey.

03:30 Made in Chelsea - 1/12, series 2
Spencer looks forward to his birthday, and his excitement is boosted by the return of an old friend. Cracks begin to appear in Hugo and Millie's relationship as rumours spread, and Ollie arranges a weekend away for Binky and Cheska to meet his new girlfriend Chloe.

Film4

10:00 Diary of a Wimpy Kid Film (2010)
A boy starts a new school determined to be popular and admired, only to find himself instead a target for bullies. He documents his experiences in a journal as he sets out on a series of attempts to gain the respect he feels he deserves - but his every effort ends in disaster. Family comedy

11:50 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Film (2010)
Lucy and Edmund Pevensie return to the magical world accompanied by their selfish cousin. They join King Caspian as he sets sail across the sea in search of seven of his father's allies who had been banished years before, but along the way they discover an evil force is growing in strength. Fantasy adventure

14:00 Night at the Museum 2 Film (2009)
The living exhibits at New York's Museum of Natural History are shipped to Washington's Smithsonian Institution - along with the artefact that brought them to life in the first place. Nightwatchman Larry tries to retrieve it, only to find the contents of the world's largest museum have been reanimated, including a pharaoh determined to take over the world. Fantasy comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan.

16:05 Bandslam Film (2009)
A daydreaming teenager starts at a new school, where he finds himself a social outcast. However, his love of music brings him to the attention of a girl putting together a rock group. They recruit a number of fellow misfits and plan to enter the school's battle of the bands competition.

20:00 What Happens in Vegas Film (2008)
Two strangers accidentally booked into the same hotel room in Las Vegas spend a night on the town together. After a wild and drunken time in the casinos, they wake up to find they are now a married couple, and later win $3million which they both have a claim to - leading to a battle of wits over who keeps the money. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher.

21:55 District 9 Film (2009)
Alien refugees that arrived in South Africa in the 1980s are placed in segregation camps, and suffer three decades of racial abuse at the hands of their human neighbours. However, things begin to change when a bureaucrat charged with moving the extraterrestrials to a more secure home finds himself stranded on the wrong side of the security fence. Sci-fi drama, starring Sharlto Copley and Jason Cope.

00:00 Pan's Labyrinth Film (2006)
In the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War, inquisitive youngster Ofelia is taken by her pregnant mother to live with the sadistic Capitan Vidal. In the surroundings of her new abode, the fairytale-obsessed girl ventures into an elaborate stone labyrinth, where she encounters a mysterious faun. The creature sets Ofelia a series of disturbing tasks which she must complete to journey to an underground kingdom, where she will be restored to the throne as a princess. Guillermo del Toro's period fantasy, starring Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil. In Spanish.

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ITV Anglia

07:30 Lorraine
Entertainment and fashion news, as well as showbiz stories, cooking and celebrity gossip. .

08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

10:25 ITV News

11:30 Star Treatment - Castleford Panthers Ladies Rugby Club
Jane McDonald and the team visit Castleford in West Yorkshire, where the coach of women's rugby club Castleford Panthers has chosen six of his players to receive a movie-star makeover. Once the transformation is complete, the girls are invited to enjoy a gourmet meal - prepared by the very man who sent them off to the Glam Van.

12:30 ITV News and Weather

12:55 ITV Anglia Weather

12:55 ITV News Anglia

13:00 Storage Hoarders - 10/30, series 2
Aggie MacKenzie and her team turn their attention to a hoard belonging to a part-time musician, who has high hopes that his stash of old furniture will raise a tidy sum at auction. Meanwhile, in Cheshire, a pub landlord takes a trip down memory lane as he picks through a barn full of childhood collectibles.

14:00 Secret Dealers - 18/30, series 4
An avid hoarder's collectible-stacked home proves too much of a challenge for the dealers, and they eschew the usual format to focus on one house. Simon Schneider and Tim Hogarth's enthusiastic approach to bidding leaves Karen Dalmeny worried she might not emerge victorious, and owner Richard teams up with his son Adam to bluff the eager boys into overspending.

14:59 ITV Anglia Weather

15:00 Long Lost Family - 4/6, series 1
The stories of Laura McCarthy and Sarah Gale. The two women were given up for adoption as babies and have been trying for years without success to trace their birth mothers, with Laura discovering in her quest that she has also has a half-sister.

16:00 Take on the Twisters - 25/30, series 1
The quiz in which contestants must use a combination of knowledge and strategy to defeat their opponents in the first part of the show to take on eight giant sand timers, where the more they keep in play before time runs out, the greater the jackpot they can win.

17:00 ITV News Anglia

17:30 ITV News and Weather

18:00 Emmerdale - 6640
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

18:30 Coronation Street - 8197
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

19:00 River Monsters - Killer Snakehead
Jeremy Wade swims into the lair of a snakehead, an aggressive Far Eastern predator that has now invaded America. He tries to ascertain whether it deserves its reputation as a `Jack the Ripper' fish capable of killing humans, and reveals that the creature is believed to breathe air and crawl on land.

19:30 Coronation Street - 8198
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street.

20:00 Doc Martin - Ever After
Mrs Tishell decides she can no longer hide her love for Martin and, fuelled by a cocktail of drugs, takes drastic action. While James Henry is in her care, she boards a bus out of Portwenn and leaves a message for Dr Ellingham to `meet them at the castle', forcing Martin, Louisa, Ruth and PC Penhale to mount a desperate search for the pair. Starring Martin Clunes, Selina Cadell and Caroline Catz. Last in the series.

21:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather

21:30 ITV Anglia Weather

21:30 ITV News Anglia

21:35 Pitch Black Film (1999)
A spaceship crashes on a desolate alien planet inhabited by nocturnal predators. The creatures' fear of light seems to guarantee the survivors' safety - but when an eclipse takes place, they face a desperate struggle to survive. Their only hope lies with a convicted murderer, who is equally at home in the darkness - but is far from trustworthy. Sci-fi horror, starring Vin Diesel and Radha Mitchell.

23:35 Jackpot247
Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. Featuring a variety of prizes and promotions.

02:00 Columbo: a Case of Immunity Film (1975)
A senior adviser to the king of a Middle Eastern nation plots to increase his own power by having the head of security at their American embassy killed and placing the blame on a group of dissidents. Columbo is assigned to crack the case, but the suspect's diplomatic immunity hinders the progress of the investigation. Detective drama, starring Peter Falk, Hector Elizondo and Sal Mineo.

03:15 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

ITV2

06:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

07:10 You've Been Framed! - 13/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including an alligator that hates raccoons, a back-flipping groom, and a BMX jump that ends badly. Plus, the familiar mix of below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokers.

07:40 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:10 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

08:35 Holiday Showdown - 3/8, series 1
Cheshire clan the Holts treat the Rushby family to a week-long cruise, which is their idea of holiday heaven - but when the favour is returned, nothing can prepare them for the surprise in store, as they set off for Cornwall in the Rushbys' converted double-decker bus. Cliff Richard may not be on board, but it still proves to be a break to remember.

09:35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Adrienne's Fashion Show
Tensions run high at Adrienne's glamorous fashion show, where a furious Taylor may have to face Camille for the first time since their tea-party showdown.

10:30 Millionaire Matchmaker - Reunion Special: Part Two
Andy Cohen joins Patti Stanger to revisit more of series five's most memorable clients. Last in the series.

11:30 Emmerdale - 6638
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

12:00 Emmerdale - 6639
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales.

12:30 Judge Judy
Real-life small-claims cases on issues affecting family life, presided over by outspoken former New York judge Judy Sheindlin.

13:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

14:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.

15:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Malibu Beach Party From Hell
Brandi works hard to throw an impressive party for the women at a Malibu beach house, but it is ruined when the tension between Taylor and Camille reaches boiling point.

16:05 Millionaire Matchmaker - 1/13, series 3
Patti Stanger helps a pair of best friends find love, but first she needs to fix a dodgy haircut and convince one of them that not all women are gold-diggers.

17:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

18:00 You've Been Framed! - 15/23, series 23
Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring the antics of a boy and a goose, a woman and a chipmunk, and a man falling foul of a quad bike.

18:30 You've Been Framed! - 16/23, series 23
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including peculiar pets, golfing mishaps and the programme's guide to being a lady.

19:00 You've Been Framed! Funniest 100
Harry Hill raids the You've Been Framed! archive to present the 100 best clips from the show's history, as chosen by the producers. Highlights include the holiday camp entertainer with a fit of the giggles, the cat that can lip-sync to a song and the cheeky lady who ruins a wedding photo with her semi-naked ironing.

22:55 The Big Reunion - 8/9, series 1
The London Hammersmith Apollo gig is approaching fast, but Liberty X member Tony is called away from the rehearsals to a family emergency, while 5ive's Sean struggles with his past demons. Blue talk more about life after fame, including Simon and Antony's financial woes, Duncan's coming out and Lee's solo career.

23:55 America's Got Talent - Quarter Final 4 - Results
Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel and Howard Stern announce which of the four acts from the last quarter-final progress to the semi-finals - and get one step closer to the $1,000,000 prize. Featuring guest performances from British teen singer Cher Lloyd and the cast of stage musical Once..

00:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and dispenses his own judgment on the situation.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

ITV3

06:20 Wild at Heart - 6/6, series 1
Danny and Du Plessis search for the cause of several recent animal deaths, and conclude a more worrying prospect than poachers is to blame. Rosie's friend Izzy visit South Africa, and upsets her by disparaging the family's new life. Last in the drama series, starring Stephen Tompkinson and Amanda Holden.

07:20 Rising Damp - The Good Samaritan
Gloomy new tenant Mr Gray moves into Rigsby's boarding house, but proves so depressed that he barely seems to notice the dingy surroundings, and keeps talking about `going to a better place' - raising fears he is contemplating suicide. Classic comedy, starring Leonard Rossiter and David Swift.

07:50 Dickinson's Real Deal - Caernarfon
David Dickinson is joined by antiques dealers Simon Schneider, Jo Brayshaw and David Tupman in Caernarfon, north Wales, as members of the public make money by putting items up for auction or accepting a cash sum. An 18th-century glass proves a highlight in the saleroom.

08:50 Murder, She Wrote - Murder on the 30th Floor
Jessica's editor is found dead, having apparently committed suicide, but the amateur sleuth remains unconvinced and sets out to uncover the truth.

09:50 Wycliffe - Bad Blood
The discovery of a local landowner's body throws suspicion on two of his tenants, a couple who have previously been threatened with violence for refusing to move out of their cottage. Rather than stay and face the music they disappear, and Wycliffe realises if he does not get to them before the victim's family, the consequences could be deadly. Drama, starring Jack Shepherd and Jimmy Yuill.

10:55 The Darling Buds of May - Climb the Greasy Pole - Part One
Part one of two. A seat becomes vacant on the local council when Sam Popham is taken ill, so Pop stands in the election, and Mariette returns from holiday with Charley.

12:00 Heartbeat - Difficult Times
Dr Liz Merrick is mortified when one of her patients dies of an insulin overdose, but even more so when Sgt Merton is forced to investigate her responsibility. Meanwhile, Vernon Scripps embarks on a mission to make Aidensfield sparkle with his own brand of cleaning products. Drama, starring Aislin McGuckin and Duncan Bell.

13:00 Wild at Heart - 1/10, series 2
African-set wildlife drama Leopard's Den's first big booking - a wedding reception - is jeopardised as hungry lions begin to circle the house. A frantic Sarah sends Danny in search of food to keep the big cats at bay - but the vet's dislike for a local hunter gets in the way. Meanwhile, Rosie returns to tell her disappointed parents she has dropped out of university.

14:00 Wycliffe - Strangers
The detective and his team investigate a series of bizarre events in the aftermath of a wedding which boasted a most unusual guest list. It transpires the couple had only met three weeks before the ceremony, and the honeymoon in a luxury hotel ends in a brutal killing.

15:10 Only When I Laugh - When Did You Last See Your Father?
An inebriated man collapses in reception, and Figgis is employed to find out more about the mysterious visitor.

15:40 Duty Free - Winter Break
David lies to Amy that his doctor has told him he will suffer a nervous breakdown unless he takes a holiday. He claims to be heading to Spain with an old friend, but is actually planning a romantic reunion with Linda.

16:10 Home to Roost - Dating Henry
When Henry grooms himself in preparation for a dinner date at home, his curious son can't help wondering who the mysterious lady is.

16:45 Downton Abbey - 5/7, series 1
As the village prepares for the annual flower show, Isobel finds herself in conflict with Violet, and Mary is introduced to a potential suitor, but it would seem she only has eyes for Matthew. Anna realises who is to blame when a valuable snuff box goes missing, and Mrs Patmore tearfully reveals her fears to Carson that her career may be coming to an end. Meanwhile, O'Brien engineers a way for Edith to take revenge on Mary. Drama, starring Maggie Smith and Robert Bathurst.

17:45 Murder, She Wrote - Time to Die
Jessica is shocked to discover one of her writing students has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his stepfather, and makes a bid to help clear the boy's name.

18:45 A Touch of Frost - Quarry
A confrontation between hunt stewards and saboteurs leads to the suspicious death of a protester - and makes Jack wonder whether the thrill of the chase has given the horsey set a taste for human blood. Whodunit, starring David Jason as DI Frost

21:00 Scott & Bailey - 3/8, series 2
It's Murray and Bailey this week, as Rachel travels to Bristol with the DCI, who is advising on a rape and murder case that bears similarities to one she worked on 13 years previously involving the deaths of four women. Back at home, meanwhile, the detective discovers her brother Dom has been prostituting himself in her flat - and also learns the charges against her ex-boyfriend Nick are being dropped.

22:00 Law & Order: UK - Hounded
When a 16-year-old girl is found dead in her home, Brooks and Devlin cannot be sure a crime was even committed. On further investigation, an unlikely murder weapon is uncovered and a suspect identified - a recently released serial rapist. Determined the accused is guilty, Steel pursues him with every power available - pushing the boundaries of the law to the limit. Crime drama, guest starring Kevin Doyle (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

23:05 Dangerous Liaisons Film (1988)
A philandering aristocrat in 18th-century France schemes with his manipulative former lover to seduce a virtuous young woman. As their conspiracy becomes ever more tangled, events take an unexpected turn. Stephen Frears' Oscar-winning drama of sexual politics, based on Pierre Choderlos de Laclos' novel, starring John Malkovich, Glenn Close, Michelle Pfeiffer, Swoosie Kurtz, Uma Thurman and Keanu Reeves.

01:15 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries - A Dark Blue Perfume
A man returns to his home town with a new wife, but finds himself haunted by traumatic memories and struggles to overcome the past. Drama from the pen of the celebrated author, starring Susannah York and John Castle.

02:20 ITV3 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

02:40 Emmerdale

ITV4

06:40 Cheers - An Old-Fashioned Wedding
Woody and Kelly's wedding day arrives, with the pair trying to resist the temptation to consummate their marriage before they say their vows. Meanwhile, Carla predicts nothing but doom and gloom for the happy couple. Comedy, starring Woody Harrelson and Rhea Perlman. Last in the series.

07:05 Motorway Patrol
Documentary following members of the New Zealand highway patrol as they witness the best and worst behaviour on the nation's busiest motorway.

07:35 Kojak - The Chinatown Murders - Part One
Part one of two. The head of an underworld family is kidnapped by a Chinese street gang, and Theo races against time to prevent mass retaliation.

08:40 Magnum, PI - Memories Are Forever - Part Two
Part two of two. Thomas learns that his former wife Michelle, now married to the head of a Vietnamese delegation, has been targeted for assassination by a secret police chief who suspects that she may be leader of a revolt against his country.

09:40 Police, Camera, Action! - Less Lethal Weapons
Alastair Stewart and Adrian Simpson find out how the UK's police forces are tackling criminals with the use of a selection of non-lethal weapons.

10:10 Police, Camera, Action! - Helicops
Adrian Simpson discovers why police helicopters are such effective weapons in the fight against crime. Featuring footage of the vehicles being used to track down criminals.

10:40 The Professionals - Dead Reckoning
A captured British spy is released when his Russian counterpart falls into British hands - but his return home leads him to question his loyalties and suffer an identity crisis.

11:40 Minder - It's a Sorry Lorry Morrie
Terry panics after putting himself in an incriminating position by leaving his fingerprints on a stolen lorry full of electrical items he has collected for Arthur.

12:40 The Saint - The World Beater
Mysterious events unfold involving a beautiful blonde, and Templar gets behind the wheel of a rally car. Last-ever episode of the vintage adventure series, starring Roger Moore. Last in the series.

13:45 Kojak - The Chinatown Murders - Part Two
Part two of two. Theo races to stop a gangland showdown between two organised crime factions.

14:50 Magnum, PI - Tropical Madness
The private eye is intrigued when an attractive woman latches on to Higgins. Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck.

15:55 The Professionals - A Hiding to Nothing
A ministerial secretary innocently leaks information regarding a secret peace talks meeting to her lover, leading to a shooting incident and placing the future of the summit in jeopardy. While her boyfriend's involvement remains in doubt, Cowley gets her to pass on false information in the hope it will prove his innocence or confirm his guilt. Drama, starring Gordon Jackson, Lewis Collins and Martin Shaw.

16:55 Minder - It's a Sorry Lorry Morrie
Terry panics after putting himself in an incriminating position by leaving his fingerprints on a stolen lorry full of electrical items he has collected for Arthur.

17:55 Cheers - An Old-Fashioned Wedding
Woody and Kelly's wedding day arrives, with the pair trying to resist the temptation to consummate their marriage before they say their vows. Meanwhile, Carla predicts nothing but doom and gloom for the happy couple. Comedy, starring Woody Harrelson and Rhea Perlman. Last in the series.

18:30 Cheers - The Little Match Girl
Rebecca decides to smarten up her image, but it's not long before her old smoking habit leads to a bar-room blaze.

19:00 Freddie Flintoff Versus the World - Mexico
The former cricketer travels around North and Central America taking part in extreme sports in competition with other sportsmen. In the first edition, he is joined by ex-England team-mate Darren Gough on a trip to Mexico for a spot of lucha libre wrestling, paintball paragliding and a dive off the cliffs of Acapulco.

20:00 Tightrope Film (1984)
A seedy New Orleans detective investigates a series of sexually motivated murders - and gains an unwelcome insight into his own darker impulses in the process. A psychologist assisting the case becomes attracted yet disturbed by the cop, while the killer takes an interest in his pursuer and begins targeting those closest to him. Thriller, starring Clint Eastwood, Genevieve Bujold and Dan Hedaya.

22:20 National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 Film (1993)
A maverick cop and his by-the-book partner investigate the murder of a fellow detective, uncovering a sinister conspiracy to get the people of America hooked on cocaine-flavoured cookies. Spoof of the Lethal Weapon movies, starring Emilio Estevez, Samuel L Jackson, Jon Lovitz, Tim Curry and William Shatner.

00:05 World's Wildest Police Videos
Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell.

01:20 ITV4 Nightscreen
Text-based information service.

01:30 Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.

02:30 The Store
Home shopping.

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07:55 Relocation, Relocation - Tamsin and Paul
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help business-minded couple Paul and Tamsin Clarke find a bolt-hole in London and a more permanent home on the Kent coast. However, the property gurus have their work cut out as entrepreneur Paul would like a house that needs renovating, whereas Tamsin wants to be able to move in immediately.

09:00 Kirstie's Handmade Britain - 2/8, series 1
Kirstie Allsopp enters the paper crafts competition at the Royal Welsh Show. She produces an embroidered greetings card, and decoupage designer Jaina Minton teaches her how to make a paper sculpture of a seagull. To create jewellery, Phiona Richards lends a helping hand recycling damaged books and turning the print and pictures into rose rings.

10:05 Kirstie's Vintage Gems
Kirstie Allsopp comes to the aid of Iman and Heather Ahmed, who are hoping to prepare a vintage-inspired nursery in time for the birth of their first child. Mother-to-be Heather is keen to receive lessons in using a sewing machine, so the handicraft enthusiast helps her create custom-made soft toys.

10:25 Calamity Jane Film (1953)
Brash tomboy gunslinger Jane goes on a mission to save her home town's saloon from financial ruin by bringing in a famous stage star to perform. This ladylike entertainer befriends Jane and shows her how to use her womanly wiles to attract a handsome cavalry officer. Unfortunately, he falls for the songstress - who is not the real professional she pretends to be, but her maid. Musical comedy Western

12:25 Time Team - Norman Cross, Cambridgeshire: Death and Dominoes - The First PoW Camp
Tony Robinson and the archaeologists excavate the site of the world's first purpose-built PoW camp, which was constructed to incarcerate 7,000 of Napoleon's troops in 1797 at Norman Cross in Cambridgeshire. The team is particularly interested in locating the cemetery where more than 2,000 inmates were buried after dying from diseases contracted in the camp - and their search leads them to discover how degraded prisoners' lives could be.

13:30 Time Team - Gold in the Moat: Codnor Castle, Derbyshire
Tony Robinson and the team brave treacherous mine-shafts to piece together the layout of Codnor Castle in Derbyshire, former residence of the De Grey family, who fought in almost every important medieval battle. The excavation lives up to expectations when the team uncovers the remains of a large round tower and a drawbridge.

14:35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent - 6/20, series 1
The property-market expert heads to Dorking in Surrey, where he tries to help Ceri and Fraser Black downsize from their four-bedroom semi-detached home. He also comes to the aid of two buyers hoping to find a property with plenty of rural charm.

15:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away - Kent Coast v Turin, Italy
Property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman meet a married couple who want to find a holiday home with rental options, viewing a range of houses on the Kent coast and in Turin, Italy.

16:45 A Place in the Sun - A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun: Antigua
Jasmine Harman comes to the aid of Kathy Hector, who hopes to find a holiday home in Antigua, where she used to live. House prices in the Caribbean have dipped in recent years, but Kathy wants a dwelling that will offer a significant rental return.

17:50 Celebrity Come Dine with Me
Former newsreader Jan Leeming, ex-EastEnder David Spinx (Keith Miller), undercover reporter Donal MacIntyre and singer Javine Hylton take turns hosting what they hope will be the perfect dinner party. On the menu are love, lust, tears, matchmaking and a fancy-dress disco complete with pink leg warmers.

18:55 Grand Designs - 6/12, series 11
Stonemason Adam Purchase and his partner Nicola Brennan try to restore a dilapidated Grade II-listed silver-mine engine-house in Cornwall. With a budget of £100,000, Adam takes a year off work to transform the property into a new home, but has to rely on favours to complete the project before he runs out of time.

20:00 Babel Film (2006)
An American couple visit Morocco, but when one of them is accidentally shot, an international crisis ensues. Their Mexican maid, who was left to look after the children back home, encounters difficulty recrossing the border following her son's wedding, while in Tokyo, a deaf mute girl, whose father has a connection to the man responsible for the shooting, struggles to cope with her mother's suicide. Drama, starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett and Gael Garcia Bernal.

22:50 Father Ted - Escape from Victory
Key striker Father Jack drinks himself into oblivion just as the Craggy Island clerics are about to play a vital five-a-side football match against their Rugged Island rivals, led by devious Dick Byrne.

23:20 Father Ted - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the A***
Cheating in the football match backfires on Ted, prompting his Rugged Island rivals to think up a devilish forfeit - and leaving the priest trying to contrive a way of kicking Bishop Brennan's backside and getting away with it. Comedy, starring Dermot Morgan and Ardal O'Hanlon.

23:50 Celebrity Come Dine with Me
Former newsreader Jan Leeming, ex-EastEnder David Spinx (Keith Miller), undercover reporter Donal MacIntyre and singer Javine Hylton take turns hosting what they hope will be the perfect dinner party. On the menu are love, lust, tears, matchmaking and a fancy-dress disco complete with pink leg warmers.

00:55 Grand Designs - 6/12, series 11
Stonemason Adam Purchase and his partner Nicola Brennan try to restore a dilapidated Grade II-listed silver-mine engine-house in Cornwall. With a budget of £100,000, Adam takes a year off work to transform the property into a new home, but has to rely on favours to complete the project before he runs out of time.

02:00 Location, Location, Location - Bournemouth
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a family find a new base in Bournemouth. French restaurant manager Laurent wants space for a vegetable patch, and wife Sam insists on finding somewhere near a good school - but when their dream home fails to fall within the right catchment area, tensions start to rise.

02:35 Close

Pick TV

06:00 London Ambulance - 5/6, series 1
The paramedics race to treat a baby who has stopped breathing and a cyclist involved in a minor accident gets a surprise when she is examined in hospital. Trainees in the cycle response team go out and about on the streets, while Clare Anderson and Chris Doyle tend the victim of a DIY mishap.

06:30 Customs UK - 8/8, series 1
A man is caught possessing 3kg of cocaine in Bristol, and officers at Gatwick are on the lookout for a passenger previously charged with smuggling drugs stitched into a Labrador. In Dover, 300,000 cigarettes are found in a shipment of resin granules. Narrated by Jon Rand.

08:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - The Shipment
Archer, Reed and Major Hayes infiltrate a Xindi-Sloth industrial colony as part of a reconnaissance mission to find out about the weapons of mass destruction that will be used against Earth. Sci-fi drama, starring Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock.

09:00 Stargate SG-1 - Uninvited
Teal'c discovers a world where people are being attacked by an elusive creature, and the team's investigation leads it to a shocking revelation. Meanwhile, cabin fever sets in when General Landry and Colonel Mitchell are forced to spend time alone together, but something lurking nearby presents a greater danger. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping and Christopher Judge.

10:00 Stargate Universe - Blockade
The crew realises the drones can pinpoint the stars Destiny is planning to draw power from, but Eli comes up with a risky solution - recharge in a blue super giant that is so hot it will not be suspected. However, as the team waits for the ship to stock up, it becomes clear efforts to avoid detection have not been as successful as hoped.

11:00 Emergency Abroad - 10/11, series 1
Documentary following the teams of Majorcan medics who race to the rescue of British tourists who find themselves facing injury and illness on holiday. The island is one of Spain's most popular destinations, and plays host to thousands of Brits every year.

12:00 Four Weddings - Shirley/Vicky J/Vicki T/Deborah
Four soon-to-be brides attend and rate each other's weddings, with the couple who achieve the highest overall score winning an all-expenses-paid honeymoon.

13:00 Vet Adventures - Nepal
Luke Gamble continues his journey in Nepal, where he joins forces with a charity and rescues a maggot-infested dog before trying to track down a life-saving drug that could help the canine community. He also takes a trip to the mountains, and comes to the aid of the locals and some hairy yaks.

14:00 Medical Emergency - 7/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

14:30 Medical Emergency - 8/15, series 5
Real-life hospital drama at a busy emergency ward in Melbourne, as the medical team deals with anything from cuts and grazes to major traumas. Narrated by Chris Gabardi.

16:00 The 10th Kingdom - 1/10, series 1
A New York waitress and her father come to the aid of Prince Wendell, who has been transformed into a dog by a wicked queen. Fantasy drama, starring Kimberly Williams-Paisley and John Larroquette.

17:00 Emergency Animal Rescue - Cooked Swan
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on maltreated pets, and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

17:30 Emergency Animal Rescue - Foreign Object
Documentary following the work of RSPCA officers across England and Wales as they tackle cases of animal cruelty. Based at Harmsworth Animal Hospital in London, the series follows chief vet David Grant as he performs surgery on mistreated pets, and the Special Operations Unit as they try to catch criminals guilty of harming animals.

18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - Twilight
A spatial distortion leaves Archer unable to form new memories and he awakens many years into the future, only to learn the outcome of the human-Xindi conflict. Starring Scott Bakula.

19:00 Stargate SG-1 - 200
Mitchell eagerly awaits his 200th trip through the Stargate, and the Pentagon orders the team to help film-maker Martin Lloyd with his movie script, believing a film about intergalactic wormhole travel could provide a good cover story for the Stargate programme. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson and Amanda Tapping.

21:00 When Vacations Attack - 2, series 1
Unforgettable stories featuring people caught up in extraordinary situations.

22:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter - Tent City
Dog searches for a missing woman in Hawaii, focusing his efforts on the tent cities of Oahu.

00:00 Most Shocking - Liquored-Up Ladies
Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat.

01:00 Cop Squad
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance.

02:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary series which follows a rapid response team of police officers as they tackle crime.

03:00 Most Haunted - Tamworth Castle
Yvette Fielding and the team visit Tamworth Castle, a Norman stronghold in Staffordshire, to investigate spooky goings-on.

04:00 Guilty! - Disappeared at Christmas/Crazy Cleaning
A woman is criticised for being crazy about cleaning, and the jury decides if an illusionist has gone missing once too often at Christmas.

Sky Sports 1

06:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

07:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

08:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

09:00 Premier League World
The latest news surrounding the Premier League, featuring interviews with managers and players.

09:30 Live European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day Two
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. The second day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, as the players look to make the cut ahead of the weekend. Richard Finch and Mark Foster ended this round tied for the lead last year, both on eight-under-par, one shot clear of eventual champion Paul Lawrie.

12:30 Premier League World
The latest news surrounding the Premier League, featuring interviews with managers and players.

13:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

14:00 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

14:15 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

14:30 Live European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day Two
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. Further coverage of the second day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, as the players look to make the cut ahead of the weekend. Richard Finch and Mark Foster ended this round tied for the lead last year, both on eight-under-par, one shot clear of eventual champion Paul Lawrie.

17:30 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

18:30 FL72 Live - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Crawley Town
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Crawley Town (Kick-off 7.45pm). The League One match at Molineux, as the clubs meet for the first time. Wolves have slipped to two successive relegations and find themselves in unfamiliar territory in the third tier of English football, while Crawley are playing at the highest level in their history.

21:00 Premier League Preview
A look ahead to the second round of fixtures, which include Manchester United v Chelsea at Old Trafford, Cardiff City v Manchester City at the Cardiff City Stadium and Fulham v Arsenal at Craven Cottage.

21:30 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

22:30 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

22:45 Football Gold
Classic archive footage of memorable moments in the sport.

23:00 Champions League Weekly
Highlights from European football's elite competition, featuring news, action and interviews, and previews of forthcoming fixtures.

23:30 FL72 Highlights - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Crawley Town
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Crawley Town. Extended highlights of the League One match at Molineux, as the clubs met for the first time. Wolves have slipped to two successive relegations and find themselves in unfamiliar territory in the third tier of English football, while Crawley are playing at the highest level in their history.

00:30 Premier League Preview
A look ahead to the second round of fixtures, which include Manchester United v Chelsea at Old Trafford, Cardiff City v Manchester City at the Cardiff City Stadium and Fulham v Arsenal at Craven Cottage.

01:00 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

02:00 FL72 Highlights - Wolverhampton Wanderers v Crawley Town
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Crawley Town. Extended highlights of the League One match at Molineux, as the clubs met for the first time. Wolves have slipped to two successive relegations and find themselves in unfamiliar territory in the third tier of English football, while Crawley are playing at the highest level in their history.

03:00 Champions League Weekly
Highlights from European football's elite competition, featuring news, action and interviews, and previews of forthcoming fixtures.

03:30 The Fantasy Football Club
A discussion on key fantasy football issues, as well as the weekend's Premier League matches. Also featuring guests from the worlds of sport and showbiz.

04:30 Close

Sky Sports 3

06:00 WWE: Raw
Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of John Cena and Alberto Del Rio..

08:00 ATP Tour Uncovered
News from the tour, featuring reports on the world's leading players and interviews with some of the most famous former stars from years gone by.

08:30 IAAF Athletix
Athletics news from around the world, featuring the latest highlights and interviews with leading track and field stars.

09:00 The Gloves Are Off - Super Middleweights
Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Richie Woodhall, Chris Eubank and Steve Collins look back at when they were key figures in the super middleweight boxing division..

10:00 Racing News
Preview of race meetings across the country - including the latest betting news from today's cards.

10:30 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

11:00 FL72 Preview
A look ahead to the latest round of fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two.

12:00 Racemax
Motor sport round-up, including action from recent races and a look at the latest karting and Formula 1 news.

13:00 ATP Tour Uncovered
News from the tour, featuring reports on the world's leading players and interviews with some of the most famous former stars from years gone by.

13:30 Super League Superstars
Weekly chat show featuring people from the world of rugby league, including players, coaches, administrators and those that govern the sport.

14:00 The Gloves Are Off - Super Middleweights
Joe Calzaghe, Roy Jones Jr, Richie Woodhall, Chris Eubank and Steve Collins look back at when they were key figures in the super middleweight boxing division..

15:00 WWE: Raw
Wrestling action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of John Cena and Alberto Del Rio..

17:00 Live Currie Cup Rugby Union - Free State Cheetahs v Sharks
Free State Cheetahs v Sharks (Kick-off 6.10pm)). The match in South Africa's Premier Division at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein. These teams experienced contrasting fortunes in the previous campaign, with the Cheetahs finishing bottom of the table, while the Sharks topped the standings and progressed to the final of the knockout stage, which saw them finish as runners-up.

19:00 Live PGA Tour Golf - 2013 Barclays: Day Two
The Barclays. The opening event of the FedEx Cup continues with the second day's play at the Liberty National Golf Club in New Jersey, as the players will attempt to make the cut ahead of the third and fourth rounds. This tournament has been won by an American in six of the last 10 years, and four in succession, claiming the honours in 2012.

22:00 European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day Two
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. Highlights of the second day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, as the players looked to make the cut ahead of the weekend. Richard Finch and Mark Foster ended this round tied for the lead last year, both on eight-under-par, one shot clear of eventual champion Paul Lawrie.

23:00 Tight Lines
Keith Arthur hosts the fishing show, which includes a studio guest, features from around the world and emails from viewers, as they seek advice about how to put fish on the bank.

00:00 PGA Tour Golf - 2013 Barclays: Day Two
The Barclays. Action from the second day of the FedEx Cup event at the Liberty National Golf Club in New Jersey, as the players attempted to make the cut ahead of the third and fourth rounds. This tournament has been won by an American in six of the last 10 years, and four in succession, claiming the honours in 2012.

03:00 European Tour Golf - 2013 Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles: Day Two
The Johnnie Walker Championship at Gleneagles. Highlights of the second day at the Gleneagles Hotel in Perthshire, as the players looked to make the cut ahead of the weekend. Richard Finch and Mark Foster ended this round tied for the lead last year, both on eight-under-par, one shot clear of eventual champion Paul Lawrie.

04:00 Tight Lines
Keith Arthur hosts the fishing show, which includes a studio guest, features from around the world and emails from viewers, as they seek advice about how to put fish on the bank.

Sky Sports Ashes

06:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Two
England v Australia. Action from day two of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. The sides also locked horns at this stage of the 2009 Ashes, when England enjoyed an excellent second day. Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann were the stars of the show, taking nine wickets between them as the Aussies were bowled out for just 160 in response to the hosts' first innings total of 332.

07:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Two
Analysis of the second day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

08:00 Good Morning Sports Fans
News and views on today's early stories, a look at the back pages, a tip on today's racing and a sporting weather forecast.

09:00 The Ashes - Live - Fifth Test: Day Three
England v Australia. All the action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continues. England secured the Ashes with a 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record here since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India.

18:00 Weekend Warm-Up
A look ahead to the weekend's action.

19:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Three
England v Australia. Action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. England secured the Ashes with a 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record here since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India.

20:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Three
Analysis of the third day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

21:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Three
England v Australia. Action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. England secured the Ashes with a 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record here since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India.

22:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Three
Analysis of the third day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

23:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Three
England v Australia. Action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. England secured the Ashes with a 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record here since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India.

00:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Three
Analysis of the third day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

01:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Three
England v Australia. Action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. England secured the Ashes with a 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record here since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India.

02:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Three
Analysis of the third day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

03:00 The Ashes - Fifth Test: Day Three
England v Australia. Action from day three of the Fifth Test at the Oval, as the final match of the series continued. England secured the Ashes with a 197-run triumph when the sides last met here in 2009, but they have a mixed recent Test record here since that contest, having suffered defeats at the hands of Pakistan and South Africa either side of a convincing victory over India.

04:00 The Ashes - Verdict - Fifth Test: Day Three
Analysis of the third day of the Fifth Test between England and Australia at the Oval, as the concluding match of the series continued.

Sky1

06:00 The Middle - A Christmas Gift
Frankie goes against Mike's wishes by holding a Christmas Eve party at the family home, after having one drink too many. Brick's reading of the Bible leads him to question the meaning of the festive season and Sue calls upon the Rev TimTom to explain it to him.

06:30 The Middle - Year of the Hecks
Frankie decides that New Year's resolutions will be assigned to each family member, with an all-you-can-eat buffet the reward for anyone who can last a week. Chaos ensues as the Hecks try to stick to their orders and it begins to look like no one will claim the prize. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn.

07:00 The Middle - The Map
Frankie attends Aunt Ginny's funeral, and Axl accidentally eats Brick's school project - a dough map of Indiana. Meanwhile, Sue discovers one of the boys on the wrestling team has a crush on her, but is unsure who should make the first move. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott.

07:30 The Middle - Hecking It Up
Frankie enlists as a volunteer at the Super Bowl, but is less than impressed when she is placed on portable toilet duty. Meanwhile, Axl goes cruising, and Brick plays with the satnav when the Hecks are left in charge of the Donahues' new car. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott.

08:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 36/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the third live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

08:30 The Middle - Valentine's Day III
Frankie and Mike go on a group dinner date for Valentine's Day after scrapping their less-than-romantic plans to eat chicken in front of the TV in separate rooms. Meanwhile, Sue is confused when boyfriend Matt suddenly becomes a bad kisser, Axl struggles to think of a life-changing moment for an essay, and Brick gives the family food for thought when he is asked to write a school report on love. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn.

09:00 The Middle - The Concert
Sue and Frankie camp outside a radio station in the hope of winning a pair of Justin Bieber tickets, and Mike coaches Brick ahead of the school's spelling concert. Meanwhile, Axl and his friends try to break a 15mph speed limit on foot. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn.

09:30 The Middle - The Sit Down
The Heck children are left to fend for themselves after accusing Frankie of being a nag, and Mike of dishing out crazy punishments without hearing both sides of the argument. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn.

10:00 John Bishop's Only Joking - 3/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts the laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio by Rob Rouse, Hal Cruttenden and Tiffany Stevenson. He also travels the country to hear Michael Ball, Bobby Davro and Angela Griffin tell their funniest gags.

10:30 John Bishop's Only Joking - 4/10, series 1
The popular stand-up hosts the laugh-a-minute comedy entertainment show, joined in the studio by Tom O'Connor, Dan Nightingale and Mick Ferry. He also travels the country to hear ex-EastEnder Natalie Cassidy, former footballer Robbie Savage and boxer Ricky Hatton tell their funniest gags.

11:00 Got to Dance: Uncut - 38/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the third live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

11:30 Got to Dance: Uncut - 39/45, series 4
Diversity's Perri Kiely and Jordan Banjo go behind the scenes of the dancing show in the week of the third live semi-final, talking to the contestants, to the judges and presenting all the gossip.

12:00 Glee - The Break-Up
Matters of the heart dominate proceedings this week as Finn reveals the reason for his silence and how he feels he has lost his way, so Rachel hopes a taste of the Big Apple will inspire him. But he still has his doubts. Blaine also turns up on Kurt's doorstep to make a heart-breaking confession, while the pressure of maintaining a long-distance relationship is taking its toll on Brittany and Santana. But it isn't just teenage romance in the spotlight - Emma and Will hit a stumbling block when she admits she doesn't want to go to Washington, DC with him.

13:00 Glee - The Role You Were Born to Play
In an episode set solely in Ohio, Finn is wallowing in self-pity so Artie persuades him to help co-direct the school's production of Grease. But Sue objects to Unique playing a female character, while Blaine is too heartbroken to take the male lead. Enter footballer Ryder Lynn - played by Glee Project-winner Blake Jenner - who is persuaded by Finn to try out for Danny. Meanwhile, as Will prepares to leave for Washington, DC, Emma has second thoughts about going with him.

14:00 Stargate SG-1 - Absolute Power
The Harsesis child Shifu returns, having aged rapidly in the care of alien Oma Desala, and teaches Daniel how to defend the Earth from the Goa'uld by giving him genetic memories and sending him on a spiritual journey. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson, Michael Shanks and Amanda Tapping.

15:00 Stargate SG-1 - The Light
The team is transfixed by a beautiful device encountered on another planet, but discovers it may have played a part in the suicide of an SGC member. Sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dean Anderson.

16:00 The Middle - Leap Year
Sue is convinced her family is organising a surprise birthday party for her, only to discover her suspicions are inaccurate. Meanwhile, Frankie finds out that Mike has been looking after a stray cat for years, and Brick falls for a girl with a penchant for biting. American comedy, starring Eden Sher and Patricia Heaton.

16:30 Modern Family - Bixby's Back
Phil and Claire celebrate Valentine's Day with a meal at restaurant Ibiza, which is spoiled by their elderly fellow diners. However, the couple engage in role-play to spice up the evening, with Phil transformed into successful businessman Clive Bixby. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria inject some competition into their special day, and Cameron grows weary of Mitchell's PA.

17:00 Modern Family - Princess Party
Mitchell throws Lily a party to celebrate her second birthday and invites his mother DeDe - who creates tension by bringing along Claire's former lover Robbie. Mitchell upsets Cameron by blacklisting Fizbo the clown from proceedings, and insists the entertainment should be provided by a fairy instead. Guest starring Shelley Long (Cheers) and Matt Dillon (Crash).

17:30 The Simpsons - Flaming Moe's
Moe steals Homer's idea for a new cocktail and uses it to revive his tavern's flagging fortunes - a move that does not go down too well in the Simpson household. Featuring the voices of rock band Aerosmith, who make Moe's their official nightly hang-out.

18:00 The Simpsons - Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
In an episode written by Ricky Gervais, who provides the voice of a would-be ladies' man, Homer's obsession with Lenny's new plasma TV leaves him desperate to buy one of his own, so he signs up for a wife-swapping show to win the money. Unfortunately, Marge's new `husband' soon develops a crush on her.

18:30 The Simpsons - Mr Lisa Goes to Washington
Lisa comes first in a writing competition and wins an all-expenses-paid trip to Washington - where her faith in the democratic process is shattered by the unseemly spectacle of a congressman accepting a bribe.

19:00 Football's Funniest Moments
A look back at laugh-out-loud incidents from the world of Premier League football, including interviews with players, pundits and comedians.

20:00 A League of Their Own - 1/8, series 7
The return of the comedy sports quiz, hosted by James Corden, with team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff, and regular panellist Jack Whitehall. Joining in the fun are comedian Jimmy Carr, Olympic skeleton champion Amy Williams and Dutch football star Edgar Davids.

21:00 Don't Sit in the Front Row - 1/8, series 2
Return of the comedy panel show, hosted by Jack Dee, in which three stand-ups take turns lampooning the lives of four members of the audience, one of whom is voted off after each round. Phill Jupitus, Frank Skinner and Sue Perkins feature in the first episode.

21:30 Trollied - 1/13, series 3
The supermarket sitcom returns for a third run and as the hottest day of the year arrives, Gavin and Julie prepare for a mad rush on barbecues, burgers and beer. What they get instead is a surprise visit from head office, including the new chief of strategy Richard France, who has big plans for the Warrington branch of Valco. It seems this flashy upstart may be sticking around a little longer than expected. Meanwhile, Andy is relishing his new role as head butcher and Neville tries to work his charm on a couple of customers.

22:00 Chickens - 1/6, series 1
Comedy about three chaps who have stayed behind in a sleepy English village during the First World War, earning them the reputation of being cowards among the local women. However, while one of them is keen to avoid the conflict, another is unable to fight for medical reasons - and the third is simply too dumb to understand what's going on. Written by and starring Simon Bird and Joe Thomas, of Inbetweeners fame, and their collaborator Jonny Sweet

22:30 Three Kings Film (1999)
Four US soldiers stumble upon a fortune in Kuwaiti bullion in the aftermath of the first Gulf War - but agonise over whether to steal the hoard from under the noses of the impoverished local people, who are in desperate need of help. David O Russell's adventure, starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze and Nora Dunn.

00:50 Spartacus - Spartacus: Gods of the Arena: Paterfamilias
Batiatus' attempts to gain rank are endangered by the return of his father Titus, who makes moves to improve relations with Tullius, hoping to repair the damage done by his son. Meanwhile, Varis has an unpleasant encounter with one of Lucretia's `untouched' slaves, and Crixus tries to prove his potential.

02:05 Caprica - Dirteaters
Joseph is dismayed about his promotion, and Daniel escapes to V-World to speak to Zoe - but she does not wish to talk to him. Clarice has more frequent delusions of power after her discovery of the avatar program.

03:00 Stargate SG-1 - Chain Reaction
General Hammond makes the shock announcement he is stepping down from his post, prompting O'Neill to investigate whether he has a hidden motive. Meanwhile, Hammond's replacement assigns Carter the task of building a planet-destroying bomb.

04:00 Stargate SG-1 - 2010
A decade into the future, Carter and Dr Fraiser uncover the shocking truth behind an alien race that gave Earth a cure for cancer, and face a race against time to safeguard the future of humanity. Sci-fi drama, starring Amanda Tapping, Teryl Rothery and Richard Dean Anderson.

Sky2

06:00 Sun, Sea and A&E - Poorly O'cian
Documentary following the misfortunes of British tourists who find themselves lying in a hospital ward rather than on sun-kissed beaches.

07:00 Nothing to Declare - Piano Man: Part Two, What's Up Doc, Dr Death, Testy Aussie
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

07:30 Nothing to Declare - Quick Hit, Italiano Clown, Enter the Dragon
Fly-on-the-wall documentary accessing the world of national security at Australia's biggest airports as customs and immigration officers tackle drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists.

08:00 Terra Nova - What Remains
Elisabeth, Jim, Malcolm and Taylor discover the outbreak of a mysterious illness, which causes memory loss, paranoia and eventual death, while investigating radio silence at a scientific outpost. The team faces a race against time to find a cure before they lose their sanity and all of Terra Nova is infected.

09:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 6/6, series 1
The team mixes high explosives and gardening, and discovers which bomb produces the biggest splash. Plus, Jon Tickle finds out how much weight he can shed in four hours.

10:00 The Real A&E - 2/30, series 2
A freak accident involving a slipper leaves a woman's ear hanging off, an ice hockey player loses his memory after hitting his head during a match and a man breaks his heel in several places.

10:30 The Real A&E - 3/30, series 2
A motorcyclist is injured when his bike catches fire and a woman is left in agony when her half-ton horse bolts and lands on top of her.

12:00 A League of Their Own - 8/12, series 1
Comedian Bob Mortimer and diver Tom Daley join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff for the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. Comedian John Bishop and TV presenter Georgie Thompson join them as regular panellists.

12:30 A League of Their Own - 9/12, series 1
TV presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Ardal O'Hanlon join team captains Jamie Redknapp and Andrew Flintoff on the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden, with regular panellists John Bishop and Georgie Thompson.

13:00 Customs UK - 4/8, series 1
Customs officers at Bristol catch three passengers carrying 87kg of tobacco. Claiming the amount is for personal use they put up a fight when they learn they may not be allowed to keep it. The crew of the Searcher boards a yacht on the trail of drugs, and a sniffer dog picks up a scent at Gatwick that turns out to be cocaine. John Rand narrates.

13:30 Customs UK - 5/8, series 1
Off Cornwall, the crew of the fast cutter Searcher decides to board a lone yacht coming from the Canaries, a frequent transit point for cocaine. Officers in Dover detect a mysterious shadow in a truck full of chipboard, and in Bristol a man is caught carrying 5,000 cigarettes back from Turkey.

14:00 Terra Nova - The Runaway
An orphaned Sixer girl arrives seeking asylum, but there are doubts over whether she can be trusted. Meanwhile, Taylor suspects there is a traitor in their midst, Mira tries to reclaim a valued possession, and Reynolds admits he has feelings for Maddy.

15:00 Last Man Standing - Last Halloween Standing
Mike's daughters decide not to celebrate Halloween with him any more, so he tries to find someone who shares his enthusiasm for the holiday. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Hector Elizondo and Nancy Travis.

15:30 Last Man Standing - Co-Ed Softball
The all-male Outdoor Man's softball team agrees to let women play, leaving Mike with a big decision to make, and Kristin thinks about her future. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Alexandra Krosney and Molly Ephraim.

16:00 Futurama - Law and Oracle
Fry decides to join the police force and is quickly promoted to a division dedicated to preventing future crimes that are predicted by an oracle named Pickles. However, the high-flying cop becomes conflicted when he realises the would-be criminal he has been sent to apprehend is Bender. Sci-fi capers from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening.

16:30 Futurama - The Silence of the Clamps
Bender makes a delivery to a gangster's mansion during a wedding, so he gatecrashes the celebrations - only to stumble upon a vicious beating by the robot mafia. Fuelled by a pervading sense of justice, he testifies against the head of the mechanical family - but is then forced into the witness relocation programme.

17:00 Stargate Atlantis - The Kindred - Part Two
Part two of two. The team is stunned when Dr Carson Beckett returns, while Teyla has to fight for her life when she and the other Athosians are taken prisoner by Wraith Michael. The Atlantis crew decides to mount a rescue, but risks playing directly into the enemy's hands. Guest starring Paul McGillion.

18:00 Stargate Atlantis - The Last Man
Sheppard finds himself in an abandoned future version of Atlantis, but a hologram of McKay outlines a daring plan intended to return him to his own time and also avert the disaster that has struck the city. Guest starring Robert Picardo.

19:00 A League of Their Own - 7/10, series 6
Olympic cycling champion and Strictly dancer Victoria Pendleton, comedienne Sarah Millican and former regular panellist John Bishop join in the fun on the comedy sports quiz, alongside Jamie Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff and Jack Whitehall. James Corden asks the questions.

20:00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World - Chicago
The actor travels to some of the most dangerous places on Earth, uncovering under-reported stories of crime and hardship. His journey begins in Chicago, where he provides an access-all-areas insight into the city's drug epidemic, meeting dealers on the streets and witnessing the lengths to which people will go to get a fix, before spending time with an outreach worker and the police.

21:00 An Idiot Abroad - An Idiot Abroad 3
Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis finally make their way to China, where highlights include a short cruise along the Yangtze, some quality time with one of the animals at the Sichuan Panda Sanctuary and Warwick's attempt to climb a mountain to see a temple. However, just when they thought their expedition was finished, Ricky Gervais extends it one step further than the original journey by Marco Polo, taking them beyond China to Macao, where a surprise awaits.

22:00 Trollied - 12/13, series 2
Gavin assures Julie he won't make the same mistake again as the search for Lorraine's replacement gets under way. But when HR warn him he is being too picky, he realises the perfect candidate is already close by. Now all he has to do is give Julie the good news. Andy lands an interview with another company, while Katie is worried about Kieran when he argues with Emma.

22:30 Trollied - 13/13, series 2
The staff gather to celebrate their one-millionth customer promotion, with the lucky shopper winning a trolley dash - although they ensure the booze aisle is out of bounds. Lisa realises she likes Colin and races to tell him before he flies to Faliraki, while Katie is hopeful of getting together with Kieran after hearing he has split with Emma.

23:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK: London
Focusing on the work of police officers in London as they tackle street crime.

00:00 Brit Cops - Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK: Devon/Cornwall
Focusing on the work of police officers in Devon and Cornwall as they tackle street crime.

00:50 Dog Patrol - 3/10, series 2
Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.

01:15 Dog Patrol - 4/10, series 2
Documentary series following the work of different dog squads used by the police as canines combat crime.

01:40 War Torn Warriors - 2/2, series 1
Part two of two. Documentary following 80 injured service personnel as they take part in the Khumbu Challenge expedition, scaling Everest in the Himalayas. The initiative is designed to help the rehabilitation of Royal Navy and Royal Marines members who were hurt in action.

02:30 Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously - Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously: Steve Sinclair
The actor and presenter meets former football hooligan Steve `The Blackpool Rock' Sinclair.

03:20 Road Wars - 20/20, series 6
On-board video cameras in police cars capture footage of officers in Reading engaging in a high-speed pursuit of a stolen vehicle and others in Aylesbury staking out a suspected drug deal.

04:10 Brainiac: Science Abuse - 3/15, series 2
Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle are joined by rockers Status Quo, who try to smash glasses with their music. Quinten Hann makes a caravan explode by potting snooker balls, and the team finds out whether higher testosterone levels can increase a man's strength.